KenSingTon Sport Vii Review ('Chintendo' Wii rip-off)
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- Опубліковано 5 жов 2024
- Finally, it's the "Chintendo" Vii! Although this export model eschews the word 'Chintendo' and has a less Wii-like case. I review more Vii games at extras.ashens.com
- Наука та технологія
ah I remember when we considered a 13 minute video to be super long in 2008
noideac I completely forget, when did they make the max standard limit up to 15, before realizing how terrible of an idea it was and ditching it entirely?
TRASH?????? *10 minutes if not partner and under 30? videos uploaded lol
+noideac ye but there where director account :D
btw i wish he make reupload in at least 480p :P
And, ten years later, not much has changed.
2018: Mii Channel theme 10 Hours
It's the Vii
The dreaded ripoff of the Wii
That everybody wants to see
In glorious 240p
sick raps bruh
👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👍🏼👍🏼🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯♥️♥️♥️👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😂😂😂😂😈😈😈😈😂😂😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👌🏻👍🏼♥️♥️👍🏼👍🏼🔥🔥👍🏼👌🏻👌🏻👍🏼🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🍑👌🍑😩😩👄👏🏻👍🏼🐰🐹🇺🇸😂♥️🍆👅🍆🍆👍🏼😂😂😂♥️🔥👌🏻🔥🔥🔥🔥
Orange Harrison hard to belIEVE
Orange Harrison its so scary i want to pee
And it sucks major D
I wish I could go back in time and give Ashens a better camera.
Naaahh It gives it more of a nostalgia feel to it. Next thing is shooting it in widescreen!
Rabid Rabbit Rabbi Has nothing to do with the camera. Even official music videos from that time have such a low resolution simply because uploading in a higher resolution wasn't possible.
Yeah that probably has the most to do with it. We're talking about a time when UA-cam would only let you upload 10 minutes tops.
Good old times. :D
Let's not forget the 100 MB filesize limit too :D
11 years have passed.
Videos have gotten longer, the quality has now exceeded 240p, the editing is more basic, the comments are more meme related
But Ashens literally hasn’t changed one bit.
Go Ashens.
Except for one thing: he doesn't put weird stuff at the end of his videos.
13 years
I'm surprised how few people can tell how much his mannerisms and style have changed.
@@BenjaminGoose If they have changed, then that means that he's managed to conceal it for all of these years. And that deserves some commendation.
8 years later and the only thing that changed on this channel was the camera quality! That's so cool
Wow, 7 years ago, yet his voice still sounds exactly the same as it did and his personality is exactly on point. Crazy. Ashens doesn't age a bit.
Mrs. Yellow_Ledbetter I wouldn't expect 7 years to change his voice at all, let alone much of his personality. It's not like he was 12 when he made this.
Mrs. Yellow_Ledbetter k
Mrs. Yellow_Ledbetter he is the real and only God
Only waiting to pass his legacy on to on of his disciples.
That sofa of his has seen all kinds of tat.
14 years.
his voice is still the same
The kids commenting about the quality, you were lucky to just grow up with HD quality on everything, this was the quality back then and i still love it :)
It doesn't bother me considering 100% of videos back in 06-08 had this level of quality or worse.
it doesn't bother me because when I was a kid seeing a video on a computer was the stuff of a madman's dreams. we were lucky if we had more than green and black on a screen.
You had videos I had text for everything in one colour and you had to type everything
You guys are lucky, back when I was a kid you had to get a friend to write stuff on a sheet of paper in front of you and pretend you were using a computer. The calculator took forever to solve a single problem and was prone to errors if you gave it stuff that was more than slightly complicated.
It doesn't bother me because back then we only had sticks and stones to keep us entertained.
even the URL says " Ew "
Nara And it says "wed". Weed
Nara It also says W8ii
Nara no it says W8
Fun Fact: I discovered Ashens just after I downloaded the Wii Internet Browser, opened youtube and saw this video.
Those were the days, when I was very easily amused by looking at cheap ass ripoffs... Oh wait still I am, yay!
I miss 240p natural lighting Ashens.
I'm looking forward to your reviews of the Sorny Bay Station and the Y-Box 180.
Hahaha, you're a fucking comedy genius.
Don't you mean Pony Slaystation?
And the Jimtando swach
The greenest of grass.
Didn't expect to find you here haha! can't recall if Ashens has been in your videos
WARNING: DOING SOMETHING WITH BUTTONS WILL MAKE YOU SAD
“This video is far too long”
5 years later: here’s 47 minutes of me reading a magazine
I heard that KenSingTon is suing Chintendo for this blatant rip-off.
KenSingTon is everywhere......
KenSingTon Want To Be Member Of Nintendo But Nintendo Maybe Reject Him So He Made Sport Vii Instead Of Sport Wii LoL
I remember being hyped for this review when he started reviewing knock offs and this hadn't been released yet
I thought this was thirty minutes long too only to figure out its 13 🤣🤣🤣
Chintendo? Does it play chinpokomon?
No, but they have Chirby, Chario, The legend of Chelda, Chonky Chong (that one is racist), Chikmin, and Chetroid.
+Protagnis YT Don't forget the New Chuper Chario Chros
Vincent Ta we don't like to talk about New Chuper Chario Chos...
+Protagnis YT what about charfox vii edition
TheDogeTeam No, they were going to make an HD viimake for the Chamecube, but.... it just didn't come to fruition
This is the video that got me introduced to Ashens all those years ago, on my COPPA violation of a youtube account. Thank you for providing witty commentary on bootleg tech and poundland tat for so long. Crazy that the Ashens channel has been in my life since I was 11 (I'm 26 now). Major props, Stuart.
has anyone noticed that the runtime of the video is 1337? seems Ashens was feeling pretty LEET back in the day
+Leuchtende2 woa
What the heck is that ending? xD
+CoyoteGames
I was wondering that myself. I can't see the connection between Greengrass and the KenSingTon Sport Vii
+DarkWings Entertainment Awesomeness.
Look at the video length.. he just needed filler
I'd love to see the Twilight Princess eqivalent on the Vii
True Sword and Lots Magic: Adventure Boy
Cause it’s been 15 years of your channel, I just want to say that this was the 2nd that exposed me to your channel. The first was the Neo Double Gaming review (DS rip-off). Also, remember when 14 minutes on UA-cam was considered to be a very long video? Those were the days.
Happy 15th Anniversary Ashens!!
I can't believe how soothing his voice is...
Has he ever tried reading stories for children?
He did a few parodies of such. "Poor Monkey", "Naughty Heffalump" and "Uncle Stories".
I refuse to believe this is 16 years old, i swear this video so clear back in the day.
"At least it's not 144p"
-JellyZ
Man I remember watching this video when I was a kid
Do you remember that girl trying to sing and screeching more n more getting super upset?
that’s something you can just think and not say.
16 years has passed. Damn, time really does fly!
Dude I think you really messed up the chronology on all that.
That was more likely on Windows XP, with Internet Explorer 6 or 7, and with, at least, a 1024x768 CRT monitor.
640x480 was way back when we used DOS as a "proper" operating system. I know that kind of sound weird but we were able to use that back in the days.
9:51 Why is the background music of that game Angels We Have Heard On High?
How have I watched this video repeatedly for 6 years without noticing that?!
This was the first Ashens video I watched. 12 years later, still watching.
Any one else noticed the video length?
Yup
Wow! 2008 it's been a long time Stuart. Keep it up.
Ah i remember when he made this video... can't believe i was watching Ashens back in 2008! thanks for the solid entertainment Ashens! Here's too the next 4 years! :)
240p we meet again.
you are bloody brilliant! never stop making video reviews.
They use to sell Vii's at my local flee market for 28.94$
A flee market must be a really dangerous place
GhostSniper3081 Yeah, they are!
i like flee markets because when i see them i do as they say and flee
Better enough than MvCI
At least its better than actually buying this console for 120$. The console is not that bad, but seriously that price is scary
I swear the quality wasnt this bad lol
This has to be one of the best blatant rip offs to make fun of in the console world. You had me in stitches the entire time. I hope you are able to find more games for it in the future and do a review of them. One of my all time favorite videos! You rock!
green grass - To greengrass means to preform a sexual act outdoors while painted green.
Eg: Yesterday, Rita and I greengrassed until the paint wore off.
You took that from Urban Dictionary. lol
Yet another awesome Ashens review! I loved it!
Thank you very much for spending your hard-earned money on this junk for our entertainment.
👄
What's with the Greengrass thing at the end?
He's British.
It's a British thing.
I'm British, so it makes sense.
+Sanders MeGree Such a random reference at the end.
just got this recommended. And other than the lesser good camera quality this is just as good as i remember it when i first saw it 14 ish years ago.
9:50 HowToBasic: The Videogame.
240p master race!
nobody cares....
Yeah that's why nobody replied.
Dumbass.
nope
More like peasant
"Here's the one we've all been waiting for - Fry Egg!" Had me laughing so hard I was in tears and struggling to breathe 😂😂😂
Green grass
Hey, It beats the xbone.
I LOVE YOUR VOICE. I'm British and well spoken but you sir, are on another level.
GREEN GRASS
"At least it's not 144p"
-Me
This video is a testament to a piece of advice I saw years ago if you want to get into youtubing:
Good sound quality can salvage less than stellar video quality (to a point).
how about a chintendo vii u?
This video is probably older than some of his viewers
The Greengrass bit was awesome.
It does not need explanation, it's just funny.
Cheered me right up, no end.
why is this guys videos in every related video i watch!
My parents bought me a machine that says 'PlayStation 4' on the box. I don't know if it's some sort of fake Xbox One but the graphics are shit and it feels like plasticy crap to the touch. They actually got it from a legitimate supermarket which is odd but I don't know, it's fucking wank so I'll probably just go and throw it in a dog shit bin at the park.
are your sure you didnt get a xbox one? the description matches it.
*****
HAHAHA SO FUNNY
SARCASM
suspectsn0thing I could see your sarcasm without clicking "Read more".
Brendan Litwiller Sometimes you just gotta be safe, ya know?
Thats nothing. For my 10th birthday my dad gave me a card-board box with an X on it.
Apparently this is the first video (oldest) in my "Favorites" list. Still the same spirit, happy to see that, as well as the fact that 240p is not the highest resolution!! Good old 2008!!
What is that video where the 80s people are dancing like total idiots? ;D
Wow, he was really forgiving 9 years ago, almost praising this crap Wii ripoff. Nowadays he's critical of even good stuff.
Also look at the url, it's ending with "iiEw", I'm sure it was trying to spell "Vii, Ew"
10 years later and still watch you
I had a similar fake wii. It was made by lexibook. Traded it for a psp 1000
Or did u accidentally get a PCP? xD
Latvian Samurai or a LPUT Handy game
The psp is real. Just there is one problem. It doesnt have a battery
Well the song is the Q5 Piano Tune by Spike Milligna (The famous typing error), I assume the dancing is also from Q
これは酷いねｗｗ
Listen here boy, we don't speak Pictures 'round here.
odoyoudo hotgoogleで通訳したけど全く分からなかったゾ...よってhotgoogleは無能 ついでに左翼は帰って、どうぞ
odoyoudo even if I'm alt right racist I feel bad for ppl that can't read chinese Japanese or even korean. must suck to be dumb
I didn't think I'd say this, but I actually like this a lot! I love the balloon game and the fish games. I wish that it was available for the real console!
Ps fanboys like you make me laugh. You kids will say anything is better than the Xbox One, which can do more than a PS4.
***** agreed playstation is way better to the consumer
Xbox fanboys like you make me laugh. You kids will say anything is better than Playstation 4, which can do more than an Xbox One.
Bottom line: Hypocrite much?
xbox one sucks look at their ad campaign they treat you like a criminal cuz you wanna own your games wow why defend them in summery I agree with azariachan
I agree xbox innovates, considering ps3 NEVER updated the user interface, and xbox continued to update through the span of time. SECOND of all the kinect can be UNPLUGGED. you guys would know that if you used it before judging it.
This and the pop station saga started my love for this channel.
My first and favorite Ashens video.
I LMAO at all of this guys previews, top-notch.
In fact, this guy should have a half-hour program on the telly if you ask me just doing stuff like this, extraordinarily entertaining even for an American :D
You know how Ashen found a metal block in this? Well, yesterday I was taking apart an old 1980's hotel telephone (no joke), and secured to the metal base was a 1x1½ inch block of LEAD.
The shell looks like a modified version of the Famicom (the Japanese NES), and the guts are rather worrying.
It does look pretty good for a ripoff games system. This is pretty cool.
"Heartbeat, why do you miss when my baby kisses me?" Ah nostalgia...
I saw another video and it showed that it had DIFFERENT games on it and it came with a baseball bat where you attach the controller to it, and it also came with a gun that looked like a NES Zapper
The ping pong background is literally the table tennis game from Wii Play just with a different table color
5% comments about the content
95% comments about how ashens doesn't change a bit
Pretty sure the "out" clip at 9:11 is ripped from Virtua Tennis.
13:37 is a very good running time for this.
Still trying to acquire a Sport Vii btw
240p.. ah how bad the internet used to be! (watching Ashens playlist on random brings back nostalgic memories!)
Years ago and this still makes me laugh hilariously.
I remember when I first saw this and was impressed at how long it was back then.
The very first Ashens video I saw, back in 2008 on the Wii web browser.
I've watched this video dozens of times and I only just noticed, the sound effect for losing a point in that tennis game is the sound echo the dolphin makes when he gets hit.
this is my first ashen video....i was looking 4 info on the vii and ashens came up. it was funny so i watched another then another...and be4 i knew it i subbed!
"-Through the body movements and pleasure" (manual) .... I am now disturbed.
Hey mom can we get a wii
We have a wii at home go play it
Wii at home:
This was the first Ashens video I ever saw. I literally just searched "vii", roman numeral 7, just to see what would show up.
Can't wait for the Vii W to come out.
Hey Ashens would you say this is at least playable and some what enjoyable console I have no plan to get one just curious and if some one sent you the other games for it would you review them as well
Soon I will enact my plan to go back in time 15 years, review tat on a brown sofa and take Ashens’ place as the ruler of all tat! BAHAHAHA.
I’m intrigued! How will that work out?
2008 Ashens is just so legendary
The plant at 7:25 is something I have seen before - it looks very much like the "Nependeath" from Maplestory.
Now, chances are Maplestory just ripped it off of something else, but I don't know what it could be.
He didn't start using the "Hello" intro until he made his Pro-Pop and Neo Quad Games Review video.
i remember this video being better quality than this
1:01 Bull = Engrish word for "Ball", apparently.
Please redo another review for the Vii, you know, live the nightmare twice…
the resolution of video is legend
Bird Knight actually isn't original, it's stolen from the NES game Balloon Fight.
Vi means We in Danish,, and the console is "Vii" so this thing might be made in Denmark
Let's imagine that was true for a moment. But another question comes up: why would an Danish company use Chinese on their ripoff?
MCD456 What if they google translate Chinese...
Vi is the number 6 in greek as well so maybe Greece made it? Let me say this, if the Vii was made in Denmark, then i would be embarrassed to see my homecountry sink to such a low level in technology.
Gamefan56 and the fact that I spent days learning Danish
Wow, a rip off console that isn't completely terrible. What's with the tribute to Claude Greengrass at the end?
I would assume the low resolution allows the videos to be watched on small shoddy devices, that would not be able to crack something like the 240 mark.
"Feel the power"
Chintendo power?
DoctorFudge hello doctor fudge
My name is Jasper
Coming from the future
I have only just had the realisation
When this video was released my life was so much better
Now watching it I have noticed it is the only thing I live for
Every day is ashens
Tell the world... Ashens is God
And he will pass his power on to one of his main students.
Have a good day