“Even I’m edible but that is called cannibalism my dear children” Ok I have to admit when I watched this movie when I was little I didn't know what cannibalism was and I thought he actually was edible and he was so pale because he was made of candy or something
I watched this movie as abn adult. And for some reason my first thought that Charlie is made of chocolate and covered with white glaze. The moment he said Cannibalism, i realized that he is actually a human, not a candy
I thin kit might be " of course, everything in here is eatable, even I am eatable but that is called cannibalism, and is generally frowned upon is most societies."
Funny you mention that. Relating to this, this movie version of Dahl's story is often considered to be much darker when compared with the 1971 version. When in reality, unlike the 1971 version, this movie actually shows the brats still alive after the punishments, horrific physical deformities aside. The 1971 version just leaves it up to the audience to decide.
@@khoile4271 Cuz in the 1971 version, they probably couldn't afford to have them appear at the end. Remember, the 1971 version wasn't made to tell a story in movie form. It was made to sell low quality chocolate.
"Everything in this room is edible, even i'm edible but that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies." WE STAN A GODDAMN TEACHER 😩😩😩😩
@Book Lover it's just hilarious I mean u get al this weirdness and awkwardness without context or without knowing what the fuck is going and it's glorious lmao
“GoOdMoRiNg StAr ShInE tHe EaRtH sAyS hElLo” never gets old Edit:sheeeesh that’s a lot of likes thank you so much! Edit 2:OMG 1.1k LIKES THANK YOU ALL!
@@mid-knight6528 yeah Michael said he-he'll give the director and ppl a recording of him doing most of it (cos he is a brilliant actor) if they gave him a chance to audition or something He also tried to get into other movies But the ppl thought everyone would focus on him and not the proper movie
@soyaakii _ well he was getting old so yeah he died and I remember talking to him and admiring him we use his stable to store in tools now ever since he died I have always wanted to own another horse
One time when I was way younger, I went into my mom’s and dad’s room at 4 AM and said “GOOD MORNING STARSHINE…..tHe EaRth SaYs HELLo..” I was a strange child
Me and Willy wonka have one thing in common. We both hate it when someone looks at us, touches us, or looks at us. Edit: Omg thank you so much! I have never gotten this many likes!!!
@@jadegaudreault1143 on one hand i sorta get that Mike is such a gremlin kid that his dad just gave up trying years ago, but on the other would it really have hurt Mike's dad to put a bit of effort when they're someone's guest lol
I know.. I didn't realize till my sister pointed her out.. She is literally my fave actress bc she played all my fav characters... Especially bellatrix
guys! part 2 is finally onliiiine! link is in the description :))
*chuckle chuckle* yayyy
YES YES YESSSS
Yay
Charlie's mum: the atmosphere sucks now.
Charlie: ...
oK bOoMeR
Laure Touvet :3 good l like it
"Let's be friends"
"BEst friends"
**silence**
"Hate her"
"SAme"
Lmao-
That be life doe
1300th like
2,9kth like
and thats how chavs be in high school 😏
that scene just showed up while reading this lol
violet: *hugs willy*
willy: "wtf does anybody own this creature"
🤣
A Karen owns the creature.
Fax
@Katsuki Bakugou Bakugou... Quick question, how would you feel if Kaminari was the traitor?
😂
“Even I’m edible but that is called cannibalism my dear children”
Ok I have to admit when I watched this movie when I was little I didn't know what cannibalism was and I thought he actually was edible and he was so pale because he was made of candy or something
No cap that was me dude, i literally spent recess in second grade thinking about that line
@@user-he8dh1ou7n awww 😂😂
idk i heard the word cannibalism i was like ok ur eatable but u would tatse bad (kinda.........unlike u i know the world cannibalism is)
I watched this movie as abn adult. And for some reason my first thought that Charlie is made of chocolate and covered with white glaze. The moment he said Cannibalism, i realized that he is actually a human, not a candy
LMFAO
That is called 👄cannibalism 👄
My dear children 🤪
xX_Kawaii Kookie_Xx aNd iS iN fAcT fRoWnEd uPon iN mOsT sOcIeTiEs
My dear children, yeah
Vercua:hugs wonka* will wonka:H... GRRR WHHAGSGSJSSISUYSYEHEJ
@@Bandit_l that was violet who hugged him.. i think
You can’t convince me that Willy isn’t high this whole movie.
Well it’s Johnny .... what more can we expect 😂😂
@@thekatelier1447 HAHAHA
*that's not powdered sugar*
His Gen Z in a nutshell :)))
@@Sephoronstew hell yeah i am like that as well like no joke that is me for sure
Wonka’s “damn, here we go” energy when he looked away when Augustus falls in the chocolate is especially hilarious to me
“Good morning star shine...the earth says hello” is literally the most iconic line in this movie😌✨
I thin kit might be
" of course, everything in here is eatable, even I am eatable but that is called cannibalism, and is generally frowned upon is most societies."
@@dot7307 both, both is good
LITRALLY
“Even I’m eatable, but that’s called cannibalism my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies”
I think this quote says otherwise
Yes
2:07
“Die die die!”
Bakugo: Ah, a man of culture.
Bruh
yesh
OMG YESSSS LOL
Oh god, I don’t need reminders of that gremlin
LOL YESSSSSSSSSSS
"Everything in the room is *eatable* even Im *eatable* "
Why couldn't you just say edible?
cause he had so much edibles his brain forgot the word
@@bosermann4963 stopppp
Because he has ascended beyond boring grammar
Eatable meaning you can technically consume it, like himself, not edible as in will digest, isn't poisonous and is food grade lol.
@@hickyxnicky411 he is 100% edible
Willy: *”D-dad... p-papa..?”*
Everyone else: 👁👄👁
To be fair I think that’s an appropriate reaction, especially if you’re stuck inside with him and a bunch of kids lol
When I watched Charlie and the chocolate factory for my first time and he said that i thought he had 2 dads ;-;
LMAOOOOOOO
@@hierrikmedan6934 yeah
@@hierrikmedan6934 I be like:
👀
👄
The kid in the river:
I TRYED TO SCREAM BUT MY HEAD WAS UNDER CHOCLATTE
Plop 😂😂
*tryed*
tried* chocolate*
“I’m under da water, please help me”
@@ech0_thirteen NO STOP I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING 😭
'i shake u warmly by the hand' THIS GUY IS ICONIC.
“My goat for chocolate and that’s the tea”
*Iconic and that’s the tea* ☕️
Ur my fave person why cuz u have the fiona profille
Can’t stop laughing at this one line
🐐 ☕️
🐐🍫🍵
Wait he have tea?
''everything here in this room is edibal even me, and that is cannibalism.''
Denver Eldridge dear children yeah
Good morning star shine the earth says hello!...
Isn’t that right my dear children, yea
And is infact frowned upon in most countries.
He like it not bad it's just frowned upon
i thought he said eatable .-. wait he did
"damn I should've left the ticket to patti" *DEAD*
*child actually drowning in the river*
the oompa loompas: 💃💃
you'll be surprised by the entire works of hilaire belloc
fr 💀
They do be vibin doe🤪😂
They’re like “Boy your ugly anyway”
I wish I could like this comment more than once 🤣
"oh I don't care"
Is the most iconic line of 2005
ꌩⓔS̺
i feel bad for laughing everytime but the way he says it is too funny xD
2:48
"EH DE DE! IT'S MY ROOM! GET OUT!! GET OUT-"
Same @dragonlover21 😔
moral of the story: Listen to Willy Wonka's teaching and don't do canablism
Nobody:
Also nobody:
My Alarm: hEllO sTaRshIne tHE eArTh says.. hElOo.
Same 😂
Thats sooooo true 😂😂
lol
Great idea
I sHAkE YoU WARmlY BY tHe HaND
.....😬
Awkward level 100
4:03 grandpa joe in the background, just look at him.
me when i’m with my friends because i’m 5ft’
"damn this man and his overly enlarged shoulders"
That's so adorable tho-
@@kittyboomboom1040 *cries in 4'9"*
Lol I'm dying 😭😭😭😭😭
I can’t when he’s like “good morning star shines-… the earth says- hello”
When Willy said "GoOd mOrNInG sTAR ShIne" i was wheezing- and i was like crying
Then he says "tHe eArTh sAYs hELLO" i died-
@Aubrey Jones relatable
Yes
Am I weird if I didn't even smile?
Dude straight up invented "Hello world"
2.3k howsnrly I forgot about this comment WOW
Charlie: *exists*
Other kids: *roast him for like no reason*
Willy Wonka: Alright kids... time to die. =)
Funny you mention that. Relating to this, this movie version of Dahl's story is often considered to be much darker when compared with the 1971 version. When in reality, unlike the 1971 version, this movie actually shows the brats still alive after the punishments, horrific physical deformities aside. The 1971 version just leaves it up to the audience to decide.
@@khoile4271
Cuz in the 1971 version, they probably couldn't afford to have them appear at the end. Remember, the 1971 version wasn't made to tell a story in movie form. It was made to sell low quality chocolate.
Kid: DIES
oompa Loompas:
@@vecinalfish noooooooo😂💀💀😭
"Everything in this room is edible, even i'm edible but that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies." WE STAN A GODDAMN TEACHER 😩😩😩😩
*Mutilates four children*
"And I did it all without a single drop of rum"
Jack! THIS IS WHY ELIZABETH HID THE RUM
+ traumatized their parent/parents
I've got a jar of dirt!
the best thing about this is that I have never seen this movie, so everything is out of context, wich makes this undoubtably a MILLION times better XD
omg WHAT?? no girl you need to watch it please
@@Kirstenvideomaker hahaha okayy I willll
@Book Lover it's just hilarious I mean u get al this weirdness and awkwardness without context or without knowing what the fuck is going and it's glorious lmao
Evy Provoost you need to watch it omggg it's actually so funny
Same
2:43 the gasp tho 👁👄👁👌
“You do know what we’re talking about?”
“....”
“Dragonfly?” 😳
LMAO 😭✨
I CRYYYY SO WHOLESOMEEEE
@@GojiGirlY2K IKR 😭💕
I swear I saw Bellatrix Lestrange there 😳😂
@@Shirbert_Awae it’s the same actor
I can just imagine him saying “even I’m edible” and some kid just takes a bite out of him
Are u ok- 😳
@@zaynab5462 sometimes I like to say I am-
and then he just smiles and continues
Lmfao
Ayo when i was small and he said that I literally tought he was made out of candy lmaooo
Willy: Enjoy yourselves!
Mike: *destroys everything angrily.*
@KriegLord Damn that upwatch game or whatever it's called!
@@hfa.h overwatch?
Son.... p l e a s e
@@srijeetasikder2678 THAT DAM FORT KNIGHT
i used to watch this religiously as a kid, and yet i’m only just now realising that willy wonka is played by johnny depp
I didn't realize that was Depp...
I watch this movie religiously since I was a kid until now I'm 21 yo :'))
I swear in every movie he is in, his face looks completely different
HOW
You can recognize it by his entire character,for bad or for good Johnny's characters always seems to be made for him
3:05 diabetes has entered the chat lol
I was dying from laughter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Do you know what your talking abt"
" d r a g o n f l y . .? "
*y e s*
@@ifeanyimomodu4601 ɴ ᴏ , ɴ ᴏ ʙ ᴏ ᴅ ʏ ᴅ ɪ ᴅ . . .
What y'all hear :"Verruca Salt"
*What I hear:*
*"berrucASSULT"*
I hear: BISSCUTESALT.
I writted bisscute because im trying to make a stupid comment
Damn I thought it was *beruca sault* when I first watched the movie 😭🤚🏼
I’m convinced watching this movie as a child is what gave me my weird ass sense of humor as i grew up 😂😂
"dragonfly" kills me every. Damn. Time.
*dragonfall.Exe.NotFound*
“GoOdMoRiNg StAr ShInE tHe EaRtH sAyS hElLo” never gets old
Edit:sheeeesh that’s a lot of likes thank you so much!
Edit 2:OMG 1.1k LIKES THANK YOU ALL!
Yes hahhaah
it's a great 60s song
what the point of joke?
unjaraka popee the clown 💃💃💃💃💃
1:07
2:02 this is Bakugo and you can't convince me otherwise
Willy: *Gets hugged*
His mind: *Claim her or she is the next chocolate bar*
Claim or her
Ew No OnE wOuLd BuY iT
But it is in fact frowned upon in *most* societies
No, I wouldn't allow it. Can you imagine violet flavored chewing-gum coated Beauregarde chocolate bars? Ew. No one would buy them.
“Hello I’m uncomfortable.”
Me in a nutshell
(It’s 2:06 btw)
@Exotic Animations lmaoo sister location reference
Lol i have ear problems too 😂😂
D R A G O N F L I E S
Violet and Veruca look like the popular girl friendship lmfao😭😭
4:58 so everyone is going to ignore that Willy sounds like Michael Jackson
Johnny depp💪🏼
He was actually considered for the role I believe.
because they were going to have him play willy wonka at one point but Johnny got the role and made an accent that sounds similar
No I commented that actually before seeing this
@@mid-knight6528 yeah Michael said he-he'll give the director and ppl a recording of him doing most of it (cos he is a brilliant actor) if they gave him a chance to audition or something
He also tried to get into other movies
But the ppl thought everyone would focus on him and not the proper movie
**a child almost dying**
*the oompa loopas* **💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺**
LMAO 😭✨
nice try copying someone else's comment 🤡
stolen comment
I swear, your captions are so accurate to EVERY character's inner thoughts. It gave me a good laugh!
1:46
disclaimer: *patty got fired*
DEAD I TELL U
"Despicable."
"You don't know what we're talking about."
*_"DrAgoNfLiEs?"_*
I'm watching that scene right now
Actually the way he was hurted by his father in his childhood makes him stumble to tell the word parent it's actually heartbreaking
the girl chewing gum sounds like my school receptionists, just add a computer in front of her and tapping keys sound effect and voila
Ikr
Poor Doris
the girl: “let’s be friends😁” Violet: “Best friends😁”the girl pov: I hate her” violet : “same” had me🤣🤣😂🤣😂
😂imagine😂using😂emojis😂after😆every😜word
@@Sherburneee ya😂i wonder☺
2:49 *”oh. I don’t care...”*
2:50 Me when a kid introduces himself
Patty: omg a golden ticket henri will be happy
Patty: *gets fired*
Me: NOOOOO PATTYYYY
*”𝚍ᴀᗪⒹ🅈 🅸 🅆𝗮𝙣t̆̈ ȃ̈几ㄖ𝓽ዘቿr҉ p҉o҈n͜͡y̸w̸”*
This is a genuis
@Ella Rose i want one
@Ella Rose my family used to own a horse but it died
@soyaakii _ well he was getting old so yeah he died and I remember talking to him and admiring him we use his stable to store in tools now ever since he died I have always wanted to own another horse
@Ella Rose what's its name??
"You don’t even know what we’re talking about”
“Dragonflyyy-“
You're really weird 4:07 😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
it reminds me of the Willy wonka tik tok guy. Lol
Willy Wonka's yearbook quote be like:
*high school to went I, school high to went Ya'll*
read it backwards
Y’all went to highschool, I went to highschool
Y'all went to high school, I went to school high!
@@leviackermans4641 bruh-
@@tvi496 congratulations you have won nothing
@@felixssausage4995 Oh well. It was worth a try
Can we get an f in the chat for that cashier, she should get a 200% tip for the pain she is about to go through 0:18
Me: "entering class"
Willy Wonka: ThE eARTh sAyS hELlo
"Even the grass is eatable?"
Wonka: "Even im eatable, But thats called✨ Cannibalism ✨
My dear children
And is in fact frowned upon in *most* societies
*most*
*m o s t*
"MUMBLER YOU REALLY SHOULDNT MUMBLE.
Cause I can't hear you at all! :))))"
*DrAgon FLies??*
mood.
Is it bad I'm watching this at 1 AM on a school night
No 😂
Same!
Me too bro
Same , I'm watching at 02.03 😂
No
"diabetes has entered the chat" why am I laughing omg
“DIE DIE DIE”
bakugo, is that you?
That's what I thought
He's a Baku kinnie confirmed😂😂
That kid is basically Bakugo
@HQ more like bakugo is the modern version of him, this (second) movie adaptation alone is from 05, and the original book is from 64 lol
3d version of bakugo ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ
"mr wonka, i'm violet beauregarde."
"... i don't care." *why is the delivery of that line so fuckig hilarious*
One time when I was way younger, I went into my mom’s and dad’s room at 4 AM and said “GOOD MORNING STARSHINE…..tHe EaRth SaYs HELLo..”
I was a strange child
4:00 "I fucking don't care." **Tosses card** XD
Lol
Wait what
Did he really
0:52 even German quotes only Germans will get xD
“Think of chocolate my love, think of chocolate.”
Hahah yaaa xD
I went running to my good friend google translate
HAHAH ISSO MAN
HAB MICH VOLL GEWUNDERT DASS DA ETWAS AUF DEUTSCH STEHT LOL
@@personasgold same I was so proud I understood it 😌
In the old one it was like the book but this one is literally *iconic*
noone:- absolutely noone:- me: *trying to tell my mom what we learned at school like* -3:19
That’s me too
I just read no one as noone now
Me and Willy wonka have one thing in common.
We both hate it when someone looks at us, touches us, or looks at us.
Edit: Omg thank you so much! I have never gotten this many likes!!!
Lol
Who doesn't
More like 3
Lol
Uhm has anyone noticed they used looks at us twice
I think Johnny Depp did a great job with wonka, he just nailed the role.
Charlie: "did you get your job back?"
me: dam boi what do you think?
2:07
bakugou: *SHINE SHINE SHINEEE*
I see no difference 👁👄👁
Hahahaha best comment
"lets be friends"
"best friends"
me: fake friends i believe is what ur looking for.
Ikr
No one:
Not even Nicki Wonka:
The captions: Bercua Assault
Edit: now it says beruch assault for me, CoNfUsIoN.
“My little rooker” I-
@Mason Argent be careful my dude you don't want the nut cracking squirrels to come and throw you down the chute
It says "baruch assault" now, lol
N I C K I W O N K A
“Damn I should’ve left the ticket to Patty” I’m screaming 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You know that one kid isn't gonna last in the factory when they are wearing socks and sandals.😭😂
@_sweeze_ wait tenko aikido master? SHE WEARS SOCKS ND SANDALS???
3:55 this part is my favourite.
I love how Willie Wonka just doesn't give a shit
Veruca salt: "Lets be friends (Hate her) *smile demonicly and cutely*"
Violet beauregarde: "Best friends (same)"
DAMN AT 2:20 I THOUGHT YALL WERE SHOOTING THE CHILD FOR SAYING I WANT ANOTHER PONY 💀
Am I the only one who found the verucas mother scene absolutely hillarious
nope, her face sent me every time 🤣🤣
she really said "stand here and look pretty"
i was trying to come up with a name but i have no idea what her name would be 😭
Sharon.
It's like Karen but somehow even more soccer mom-like.
His grandpa looks like the guy who cleaned woody in toy story 2
"The earth says hello"
Me: "My feelings say goodbye"
SaMe
"My soul where the hell is it"
4:44 i dont think ive ever laughed like this at a youtube video omg
I don’t even know why I found it so funny but I cackle at that part every time
@@hierrikmedan6934 the sarcasm is just.... so good
@@jadegaudreault1143 on one hand i sorta get that Mike is such a gremlin kid that his dad just gave up trying years ago, but on the other would it really have hurt Mike's dad to put a bit of effort when they're someone's guest lol
@@hierrikmedan6934 i completely agree with you lmao
2:05 "hello, i'm uncomfortable"
Me: *hI uNcOmFoRtAbLe :)*
"Damn I should've left the ticket to patty" had me rolling🤣🤣
I SWEAR dude i love your videos like this is so damn funny
thank you very much tommy!!
Everyone gangsta until you realize Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is the family-friendly version of Squid Games
And since that day, poor patty still can’t find a job and is out on the streets 😖
#supportforpatty
@@Kirstenvideomaker
#supportforpatty
@@lilcreekshipper3649 #supportforpatty
#suppetpatty
@@subscribetoscp-173oritsnap5 HJIHWJGDJH yess we love the suppet! #wap
2:07
Kid: DIE DIE DIE
Todoroki: Are you Bakugou's secret love child or something?
I was only born so I could witness this comment
He's bakugou confirmed
Frick mha fans
@@imnotalaia You’re never getting rid of us lol
Never.
You can’t escape.
Kid has a name
Crazy how the first black person I've ever seen in a Tim Burton film is a factory worker wayyyyy in the back
'And the rest of u must be their p..'
'parents'
'yea moms and dads'
Grandpa joe: am i a joke to u
3:57
The way he threw the business card had me CACKLING
"Son! Please" will be a line that shall never be forgotten.
"I'm the girl who's gonna win the special prize at the end"
*not if you hug me again you won't*
Nobody
Mike fricking teavee: 👁👄👁
When you rewatch the movie his dad is the best character lmao
"who owns this child? I always dreamed of a little Lizzie who would play the cello" I'M OUTTA HERE THIS IS SO ACCURATE 💀💀💀💀💀
WAIT HOW DID I NOT REALISE CHARLIES MOM IS PLAYED BY HELENA BONHAM CARTER-
Oh. My. God. Bella?
I know.. I didn't realize till my sister pointed her out.. She is literally my fave actress bc she played all my fav characters... Especially bellatrix
Wait what rly 💀💀💀
@@roopabrungi4958 ya same
OH MY GAWD I JUST REALISED
“Good morning, Starshine. The earth says hello!”
As a kid, I watched this film so much, this line is now forever in my vocabulary.