ASMR Loop: Queen of Unintentional ASMR - Cross Stitch Tutorial - Entire Set - 1 Hour
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- Опубліковано 29 сер 2020
- Made a compilation/loop of Jane Greenoff’s wonderful Cross Stitch Tutorial Videos. Jane has only posted a couple videos on her channel and hasn’t published anything since 2014. She can put me to sleep almost instantly. That software looks very impressive. This might be my favorite video that I have uploaded to this channel. Hope you enjoy!
Channel: / @janegreenoff
Website: www.janegreenoff.com/
Original Video:
• iStitch 2 Cross Stitch...
• Start Cross Stitch - S...
• Thanks for Watching - ...
• Threads for Cross Stit...
• Looking at Cross Stitc...
• Introduction Into Coun...
• iStitch Demo 2
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She's living in the gift shop of a Cracker Barrel.
Sounds like the opening line of a lost Dylan song.
Omg this. BRILLIANT. 100% accurate.
I am wheeeezing laughing in my bed at 10 pm I cannotttttttttt
Anthony Monaghan I can hear that in my head lmao
Lmao.
Came here for asmr... but am about to order a cross stitch kit apparently.
It's pretty fun/relaxing.
Its a lot of fun. It takes time and some patience, but it is so satisfying to see your creation come together and the final piece at the end :)
Hahah same 🤣
🤣🤣🤣
My mom used to do a lot. I’m 40 now but when I was a little kid, I wanted to try a cross stitch like her. I was able to do it, I remember that. I cannot remember if I had the endurance & patience to persist until completion. I don’t think so.
She’s lovely. Like a cross stitching Bob Ross. I do love to cross stitch but it’s been a while.
This takes me waaaayyy back. My mom had a burning passion for counted cross stitch my whole life... and she used to make ME do it and I kind of hated it lol but now that she's gone this stuff is fascinating to me.
I do latch hook projects, it's like an easier cross stitch but still looks good and is relaxing. I'm 16 but already a grandma, I swear 😂
Ditto!
'Bob Cross'
@@elboobio5920 oh lord 😂😂
I had put this on, thinking "I'd like a nap, and I bet she has a soft voice", and now I'm pulling on my shoes and getting ready to go to the crafts and fabric store.
I did the same. Didn’t get too far with my attempts. 😂 The trip to the crafts store and preparing was much less annoying.
s
@@starlightszn s
Lol!
I'm baffled at how much of your life it takes to have expertise in something, it's like your hobby becomes a part of you, intertwined with you. This kind of people are amazing.
I just wanted to say I love your comment ... it totally filled my heart up 💕. Someone actually gets what I have been feeling my entire life as a creative person. Creative passion definitely becomes intertwined and part of you 💕
Yes!!! I totally agree. My dad was so into playing horseshoes. Everyday he’d play, he come home and he’d tell me how he’d get sad that he could only play till he couldn’t see in front his face.
Yes, their calling lives through them
Probably the same amount of time people spend scrolling endlessly on a smartphone each day
It definitely takes up a lot of time. I spent years, several hours a day, to learn my hobby. Which has actually become my job now since I opened a shop selling everything I make.
HER VOICE!!!! Soft, clear, PRECISE consonants. Soft, calm, steady vocal tones. SOOOOOOTHING!
I’ve noticed many British women speak in this style. If you watch the behind the scenes clips of Downton Abbey, nearly all of the production staff ladies interviewed have that very soft yet precise manner of speech that just makes us go to mush, lol.
You mean English not British. I don't think Welsh and Scottish accents sound the same as her English accent! 😂
@@Strix07024sounds like a north london accent almost
Came here to sleep but ended up listening cuz it was interesting lol
Totally. I get caught up in the content discussed too
aha
Aww dang guess I'll look for another vid to sleep to
She wrote 22 books about Cross Stitch. Intense.
And some people go their whole life and never find what interests them.
🤯
I wrote 22 books about camping. In tents.
Indeed lol.
@@dazzaboy04 Lol.
Her coffee cup matches her sweater. This lady is so prepared, and a pleasure to listen to.
Yes..............
I thought exactly the same, also, let's appreciate her hands, she even got her nails done! took care of every single detail 🤗
@@miriamhavard7621 has
@crazyclive but of course they are fake. But we rather see some pretty nails instead of bitten ones, dont we? 😅
Omg yes.....look at the white poker dots on her jumper,wow spot on 🙄🤣
"Jane is completely mad" made me giggle way too hard.
jane the absolute madlass
She has a fantastic home, everything about it screams "a visit to grandma's." I've never even been there and I feel nostalgic for it.
Yes! This very comforting feeling of being at grandma’s house! Ah I miss it so
I love that she’s sporting purple streaks. She’s like a punk thug for cross stitch! 💜
Also, I just went to save this to my ASMR playlist and it went to my Metal playlist and I’m thinking of keeping it in both to confuse the archeologists.
Lmao!
Imagine being a data archeologist though. Wow. Never thought of that before.
Says she hasn't posted a video since 2014 & some things tip me off that these videos are older. I wonder how she's doing.
@@onesunnyday5699 She's still going strong! She has an Instagram page that she posts to 😀
As an archaeologist I approve this message!
I'm absolutely in love with the fact that she's not snobbish at all, and instead she seems excited and proud to be sharing her expertise to everyone who gets to watch this video. That's a teacher right there. God bless her
The way she talks and pronounces words reminds me of Princess Diana. I’ve always found her voice so relaxing so I’m so happy I came across this 🥰
its not as posh or soft as Diana
Soph I thought the exact same thing. She sounds very similar to Diana
I’m not English, but she really does have that same sort of posh English accent ☺️ makes me happy ❤ of course Lady Diana was pretty well off so she definitely was posh.
I know what you mean, her pitch is similar to Diana's and there are similarities, Diana's accent was very upper class, much more 'posh'. This lady sounds like she was from the home counties, Kent or Surrey maybe. To give you an idea, really posh people pronounce flower "flarr" . The more posh they are, the more 'clipped' their sound. Like almost talking with their mouth closed. Hope that makes a shred of sense :)
"So to thread the needle, obviously I wouldn't DREAM of spitting on the end...much. So of course I have." lol
Oops 😬 🙊
Once and a while you have to spit on it. Helps keep it stiff so it will penatrate the hole.
I loved her right on this moment
@@daviddevries65 😂😂😂 nicely done
I’m sitting here watching a freaking cross stitch video and completely happy to be here
Her name is Jane Greenoff and she has a UA-cam channel. She has such a lovely voice and relaxing manner. Why can't more videos and programmes be made with such a gentle and focused approach. This is a lovely ASMR video and makes a refreshing change from content that screams in your face to get your attention. Thank you for such a wonderfully relaxing upload.🙏🏽👂♥️♥️♥️🧵🪡🥰😴🌠🌌💆🏽♀️💆🏽♀️
This isn't meant to be funny, but it's got us all in stiches
O. M. G. You win the internets with the corniest joke EVER in life hahahahaha that was freaking epic
Shank Adams thanks for continuing the thread
@@RennieAsh please end this
@@RennieAsh lol
Quit needling us! D'OH!!!
The combination of the punky streaked hair, the perfect French manicure, and the British accent are just
I love this woman
English accent
Such class, right?
@@RedPanda525 what is the difference?
I love her too.
er...
This has got to be the most wholesome comment section
Watching this with the sound of rain hitting my sunroof above me and a glass of wine and I feel like I could just melt into an alternate universe of pure contentment
This sounds like what I imagine heaven to be ❤️
57 stitches to the inch. some madwoman made that thing 57 stitches to the inch. 25mm give or take to the inch, which means that she made stitches 0.5mm in size for every single little dot on that cloth. To put that into more real life terms, that’s about the size of two pixels
So what you're saying is... it would take an entire lifetime to complete!
ASMR Loopz I can do about 1,000 stitches in an hour and a half. I can’t even freaking imagine the hours put into that. Jane. Is. Completely. MAD.
Wow !
I bet she has OCD
I was told there would be no math.
"... And she is completely mad." Lol
I have first thought, she was being literal
Damn gurl! 22 books? That’s some hardcore hand-stitching knowledge. Great ASMR voice.
Yes. She wrote all the first drafts of them out in cross stitch. Everything she writes is in cross stitch. Her direct ancestors stitched the bayeux tapestry in the 1070's.
I actually got into cross stitch after using this to help me fall asleep for months. I am very thankful; it’s a wonderful hobby! I’m currently stitching a poster for my sister :) Highly recommend picking it up! Very relaxing, haha 💜
What kind of thread do you prefer? I bought molineux but I don’t think they are meant to be used in cross stitch works
You still into it?
"obviously I wouldn't DREAM of spitting on the end"
it's like I'm learning to cross stich with the Dowager Countess of Grantham
I like the cheeky little "... much." ;)
People who have a passion are always nice to watch.
I love her so much bc she’s so sincere and doesn’t do any of the absolute (soothing) buffoonery from the other videos (i.e. gEmStOnE hEaLiNg). She just be doing cross stitching 🥺
Exactly. I love her video for that very reason. The “buffoonery” is distracting and annoying! It defeats the whole purpose of asmr…
Maybe you’ve already seen it but there’s a video on the unintentional ASMR channel of a Chinese scientist talking about his life and scientific achievements. It’s very interesting and completely rational.
@PunyMonkey I wish I could do that tbh. I can’t help it. Sometimes I’m able to tune it out and just enjoy the video, but sometimes not. Depends on the day :T I just like this lady’s authenticity
that’s because it’s not meant to be ASMR. that’s what unintentional asmr is
Lol which video are you referencing, if you don't mind sharing?
I want to meet the guy who developed that software. Develping such full featured software for a niche hobby must've been a labor of love.
totally agree. I was super impressed with that software.
Murder, She Stitched
I love that title!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I could tell from the thumbnail she was British
She looks a little like Gavin's mum from Gavin and Stacey.
it's funny you say that, my grandma had an insanely similar face and she was Mexican
@@Urine666Deity It was partly the face, but also a lot of what led me to actually think that was her hair and how she dressed. It all just paints a picture of a brit from that era (to me, a brit. Maybe that's just how old people dress lol)
*English
@@terrortower666 No, I couldn't specifically tell that she was English from the thumbnail.
Linen is not difficult, it's just different💗 We are all linen in our own way🥺
Just realized there is nothing I'd rather do less than counted cross stitch. This brings some clarity to my otherwise entirely confusing life.
There is a purity to finding one's antithesis, isn't there?
Lol!
@@myiachanmagicalgirl😂
Same. I don’t have the patience, time, focus, brainpower, or energy 🤣🤣🤣
I love her soft, proper voice but that she looks like a member of an 80s, buttrock band. Her band would be called, "CrossStitch" and their logo would be an upside down, stitched cross. What a badass! And at 30:36, when she says " i wouldn't dream of spitting on it......much" haha 😂 what a saucy lady. I Love this woman. Wish she would come back and let us see what she is up to today and put out more vids.
omg yes
She is on the internet. Her business is called The Cross Stitch Guild. She sells embroidery related items. She conducts retreats and classes (before covid!). She sells her own design charts. Not all of them are completely cross stitch. Some of them have hardanger, blackwork, pulled and drawn thread. She lives in Gloucestershire.
There are several well regarded needlework teachers who have instructional videos on youtube, sometimes called "floss tube".
Now, please tell me, what is asmr?
Lol legit thought you were me because of your picture
@@marthac5509 ASMR is not something I personally experience, but some people do. I've heard it compared to those head massage things that cause shivers along your spine. It's basically, certain sounds and voices cause that feeling for people. For many people it's ticking or crinkling sounds, so nails tapping on wood or glass, plastic or paper being squeezed etc. Some people prefer wet sounds, so splashes or pouring water etc. And often soft or whispered voices as well. :)
Today I learned that “buttrock” is apparently a genre
The first pattern she holds up my grandma had in her house when I was growing up. Back in the olden days young women would make these to show case their sewing skills for potential suitors
Now they just show their ass... a lot less work but apparently equally effective at attracting suitors.
Your history skills astound me
I would have died a spinster, I can’t sew for my life. 😂
Sassiest cross stitcher around with her purple streaked hair 💜
Oh my goodness she is definitely the QUEEN of unintentional ASMR. Wow. She literally does everything that the ASMR experts do when making a video. I am in love. And I'm about to cross stitch every EVEN WEAVE piece of fabric I can find in my house. Thanks for posting!
Thanks, Amy! :)
This is literally the best ASMR I've ever seen in my life.
Totally agree! Thanks, Viviane!
Omg! My mum loved her years ago and that cross stitch house she did, my mum has that up in her house! Memories ❤️
Same!
Amy is she still doing youtube
I know your comment was a year ago but i just found her. I adore her just adore her voice
i miss my grandgrandma :( she would knit all day long and i loved to watch her. she would softly talk and explain what she was doing and tell me stories from when she was young. i loved spending time with her. she was an expert asmrtist, even if neither of us knew what that was at the time. i hope shes in a better place now.
Counting cross stitch is hands down one of the most therapeutic pastimes out there. I love doing it. Makes such good gifts and decorations too.
“Counted”
I love how passionate she is. When she starts stitching you can see how she gets into the zone.
I actually cross stitch very avidly, this is fantastic. I'm self taught and definitely have the "spaghetti in my thread box" issue so I'm chilling and also learning very useful things. 👌🏽
Aww she reminds me of the bird lady from home alone in nyc
Whoa. You're right. Cannot Unsee!
Holy crap you ain't wrong! She was full on ASMR looking back now! Ha!
Yes!!
And John Butler was the old man in the first Home Alone...
I’m honestly impressed by how tech savvy she is
no doubt. That little program is pretty nifty
same!!!
4:38 I’m crying, this lady is the best 😂
Ikr hahahahahaha, that made me crack UP
14:50 "You've got a pair of interesting balloons" The last time I tried that line I got a harassment suit
She proves that you can enchant with just craft. Simply beautiful.
I see my grandma’s face in hers, just she didn’t have the lighter hair. Even with the English accent. Miss her everyday. Most creative person in my life. ❤️
I played this video to help me go to sleep, but halfway through I was so captivated that I jumped onto Amazon to order cross-stitch patterns and thread. 😊
This makes me feel like embroiding a handkerchief and giving it to that handsome knight who sweared loyalty to our dukal house
Weird comment but her nails are beautiful! Especially for someone who works with their hands. As someone who sketches/paints a lot, my nail care routine is nonexistent haha
I think Aidas being the Unit of measurement in cross stitching canvas is a great jeopardy question.
Love it!
She has the most comforting voice ever!
Very much so . I'm sleepy 😴
Is any one else heading out to buy cross stitching equipment tomorrow?
YES.
Can confirm it's excellent therapy! Have been working cross stitch since 1971 and it never gets old. Only a little way into this and the pieces shown are rather elementary which, of course, is where you start. Once you've got a few years practice (and increasingly complex patterns) under your belt you're ready for what I do: finished pieces on 16 count fabric that are 11" wide x 17" high with every square stitched. Hang one of these babies on the wall, step back a couple three paces and they look like paintings. My average working time is 18 months because this is my hobby, not my job.
I probably would, if I wasn't already up to my ears in crocheting wips, haha.
@@momcat2223 you should post a picture of your work. I'd love to see it.
taking out my old kit as I type! 😄
I love ASMR and I REALLY love cross-stitching!
Why has it taken me so long to find this?! lol Thank you for posting!
glad you finally found this video :)
She seems like a sweet person.
Her voice and accent are so calming.
I feel like I'm with my grandma.
My grandmother used to makes piggies out of milk cartons and was always sewing things.
I somehow knew she would have an English accent just by looking at her hair.
Misha DiCaprio Why? What does English hair have that Other hair doesn’t?
me too lol brits are so identifiable
Mee to,the head lice gave her away
Rod Stewart hair
Her hair is cross-stitched.
ASMR artists take note - that constant tapping, those forced sounds, and those layered sounds are UNNECESSARY. Simplicity is underrated.
I've learned a lot here and am seriously considering taking up Cross-stitch again! (Been at least 15yrs!) You've "inspired"me!
That is awesome! Go for it!
I've already started during lockdown. I bought a magazine from Tesco which had a free kit in for a bookmark and now I'm hooked.
same!
me fantastic! Bookmarks is what originally got me into cross-stitching back in the 90s when I was just a teenager. Was just thinking of taking it up again for the specific purpose of making some new bookmarks
@@kme3894 Ya gotta do it! Get your Bookmark Mojo Back!
You introduce us to the nicest people!
Glad this is a new one for ya. She is wonderful. :)
I've never been so uninterested, but at the same time, so oddly comforted.
Damn, I didn’t think this would actually be relaxing, but the second she opened her mouth, I almost passed out like I was hit by a plane! ✈️
Thank you so much for sharing this! I bought a Marie Antoinette (I am obsessed) cross stitch pattern and have no clue what to do. This lady seems so lovely. I would love to spend an afternoon hanging out with her.
Holy relaxing batman. I'm an avid cross stitcher and when she said "I wouldn't dream of spitting on the thread" I felt exposed! Also, I'm crazy impressed she is able to cross stitch without a hoop or a light. I need a light under mine to see where the holes.
30:36 - you little minx, you.
She’s so naughty!
Adverts every five minutes in an ASMR video ?
I love the pink in her hair
Deese Knutz Tough
Looks like the English grandma version of Pauli’s walnuts
I think she cross stitched the pink in.
The comments are gold! 😂 free late night entertainment! I want to be like this lady, just spending lost and lots of time doing my special interest and getting really great at it! What a great life, honestly.
57 threads to the inch?!?! I agree, Jane is completely off her rocker! 😂
This is so good on so many levels, visually, education, vintage lore everything! What a blessing your channel is
"I wouldn't dream of spitting on the end .. .. .. much." Omg. This woman is legendary. Love her energy. I bet she's a hoot of a friend! :) Thanks for stitching her videos all together!
My Mother's done counted cross stitch for at least 30 years and they're all very intricate. This loop is so relaxing!
Her newest book
"Snitches end up in Stitches"
is out now on Amazon!
Jane Napier is like the rockstar of cross stitch. Pushing it to the limit.
Jane is wonderful. So soothing, peaceful. Positive energy.
I really wanted to know why I should use a gold-plated threader :(
Gold plated needles, not threaders :)
The reason for it is that there’s less friction when passing it through the fabric, compared to steel needles. This allows you to stitch more quickly and makes certain stitches easier.
Also, steel needles can get some corrosion from the oils in your skin. I’ve been working on the same project for almost two years, and my steel needles start to feel “sticky” after a while.
@@justkelly2 The more you know.... Thanks!
Gold makes you feel like a royal stitcher
Apparently the Queen was given golden needles for a wedding gift and she was still using the same needles several years ago. I have no idea if she still stitches, but it’s a safe bet that she never lost those needles. I used the same needle for several years and yep I lost it, I was kinda sad, like the end of an era.
@@justkelly2 thank you for your answer !!!
Was actually looking for a superb intro video to cross stitch and I found it! Cross stitch is so therapeutic!
Constant ads ruin this for me
This is great. I could listen to this woman for hours and hours! Such a relaxing voice.
Some people mocking cross stitch in the comments while Jane Greenoff has made an amazing career and business out of it.
Oh my gosh, I am so happy you put this on. I've cross-stitched for years, so I already know what she is saying, but she has the most soothing and calming voice. So if I listen while going to sleep, my brain wouldn't be trying to stay awake to hear what she is saying, and off I can drift.... With visions of cute cross-stitch patterns in my head. :)
And, FWIW, I can't just sit and cross-stitch, but I have ADHD, and if I do cross-stitch in church, in classes, while listening to something else, it helps me listen, because the cross-stitch doesn't take much concentration. I only do it during those times, and while it may take a long time to finish a project, I've gotten quite a few projects done over time. It's kind of a meditative, be in the present, don't be so goal-focused, kind of thing.
One time in church, I had a woman come up to me who turned out to be a doctor. She said she knits in medical meetings. Haha. For the same reason. So if you think x-stitch is boring, try doing it while you are doing something else. I'm told it lowers blood pressure. ;)
In the meantime. Have fun drifting off to this ASMR loop!
God, I bet her cottage is lovely at Christmas 🎄☃️
I'm starting my project right now. I've been hypnotized into finally doing it, thank u, ma'am.
I know this isn’t a kitchen video, but I love that range in your kitchen! ❤️
This dear woman is a gift! I too came here for asmr, her voice has helped me sleep. I admire her cross-stitching abilities, and it's relaxing to watch. If I were do do it, however, I'd wind up.frazzled! To each their own and I'm happy to watch and listen...
Anyone that can make it past 30 minutes without dozing off would be impressive
fell asleep 4 times while editing it. haha
I’m busy teaching myself to embroider again so this is very useful.
31 minutes in 😂
I thought I was going nuts but no it just repeats... 🙈
Her voice is beyond enchanting!!!!! Soooo smooth and comforting. She's a gem!!!!!!
This is so complicated. Meanwhile a ten year old girl did something I could never do. Lol
The free time of past people’s really must have helped them!
Imagine a world without UA-cam or Netflix? Not saying those things are bad, but I can imagine how a 9 or 10 year old could develop that. I mean kids pull that stuff off today with modern distractions nonetheless!
I listen to this at night regularly. Love it!
I don’t know what I like better - the video itself or the comment thread. Gold!! 😂😂😂
Calm app needs to hire you ASAP. Your tone of voice is so calming and oddly assertive. I just started cross stitch and i got a huge one. And legit sat staring trying to figure out where to start
Whaat?! I can’t believe I just stumbled upon this UA-cam channel. I can learn about a skill I’ve always wanted to try AND be super relaxed? I’m so happy.
Thanks for stumbling our way. Glad you're here! :)
WOW!! 3 of my favorite things got together!! ASMR, crosd stitch... and British accent!!
English accent.
Everything soothing, calming, appeasing can be an ASMR session. I remember when I was 8 and one of the teachers was teaching me how to do the multiplication table I felt such a peace because of her smooth voice and beautiful handwriting I remember this to this date. Thank god for (the good) ASMR.
I have absolutely zero patience for cross stitching, but I love watching her do it! She's got a very soothing way of speaking.
No way would I have the patience for this stuff. "Jane is completely mad.".. lol I'll bet she is , doing this stuff.
Lol
She was a quiet woman...an artist...
Came looking for asmr, been a cross stitcher for 15 years. Love this
I started watching this because of the ASMR title, and ended up watching because of a genuine interest in cross stitching that I never thought I would develop.