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PINOCCHIO (Drunk Disney #2)
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- Опубліковано 1 сер 2024
- In this episode of Drunk Disney, we watch Disney's 2nd animated feature, the 1940 coming-of-human tale Pinocchio. Will Pinocchio become a real boy? Will Jiminy Cricket get his libido under control? And how the hell did Geppetto get stuck inside a whale?
In "Drunk Disney", James, Chelsea, and Dave watch every single Disney Animated Film and explain what each movie teaches children. There will also be alcohol involved.
All trademarks are the property of their respective holders. Practical Folks makes no monetary profit from the "Drunk Disney" series.
Clips used from:
Pinocchio, copyright 1940 Walt Disney Productions
The Little Mermaid, copyright 1989 Walt Disney Productions
"No Strings Attached: The Making of Pinocchio", copyright 1999 Walt Disney Productions
Music:
"Budsbursting 2.0" by Podington Bear
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I forgot how drunk Chelsea got in these early videos! xD
I like how it used to be james' thing to start the movie with a drink attack but as drunk Disney developed it turned into daves thing
+Leah Malfoy this is true
Lol you right
chelsea going from "can we get cheez it's" to eating cheez its is the feel good ending of the century
Pinocchio: A G-rated animated feature film, filled with fun, laughter, a pothead puppet-maker, a horny cricket, the sexualisation of all the female characters, human-sized mutant animals, a guy who exploits puppet-children, pedophiles that turn children into donkeys, and the psycho puppet-maker getting stuck inside a whale and not giving a fuck :) Perfect family movie!
bbq *A FAMMIIILY PICTURE!!!!!* "Bring the kids!!!" 😅
LOL This is funny!
Not to forget the original author hated kids and Vore
Santa: Trespasses and breaks and enters into millions of homes every year
9:10 I love how concerned James sounds here.
“What are *those things* man!?”
you could make a cards against humanity deck out of all the things you guys drink to
I would love to see that.
I'd buy it
Yes. Someone please make that!
That would be fun to play
I just remember as a kid being so scared for the boys that got turned into donkey's and hoping they somehow were okay
Hooray to Chelsea and James still being together!
Yeah it's pretty cool
They're engaged now!
And married now!!
@@buckeyeguy821 i came here to comment that 🤭
@@Litera_Trotter looks like I'm not the only one who discovered this series from american psycho 2 kill count
“Jimminny Cricket is just attracted to anything.” Says the man who is attracted to a goldfish
Appendixless Loser not just any goldfish a sexualized goldfish
Moral: drinking, smoking and playing pool makes you an ass
That's what I learned lol
sexy goldfish, sexy blue angel, sexy clock lady, sexy music box lady, sexy puppets, sexy whale, sexy grape in a tux
2:11 always cracks me up now. I never noticed Figaro had such a stoner face before til now. Even now I'm still crying from laughing at it.
lol he's tired
Gosh, we were so young and naive back then
I just realized the guy that brings the kids to pleasure island sounds like the king from Cinderella
Practical Folks a real boy couldn't survive in water
Your hair is so pretty 😀
Such cuties
Practical Folks you guys totally rock your videos are my favorite
honestly Geppetto probably hallucinated all that shit and woke up the next morning in bed like damn so i wasn't in a whale with my wooden son?
He ate a shit ton of edibles, didn’t feel it, and then hotboxed the workshop
"it's not weird if you're lonely" omg
Your livers are godlike
They'd better be, we sacrificed a lot of goats to get them to this level.
Practical Folks welcome to the sacrifice count where we tally up the ritual murders of all our favorite practical folks members
"Don't be an actor. You won't be able to pay rent. Don't be an actor." *about to go to college for acting* Damn, god, is that you?
Gregory Hines It is true tho. At least do a second job while acting so you can actually make money
Yeah I am about to go into Musical Theatre. Yikes.
Did you know that in the original version of the story, Pinocchio was eaten by a shark instead of a whale? The shark was said to be a mile long not including his tail, with each row of teeth big enough to fit a train in. Geppetto was in there for two years, and he only survived because the shark ate a ship fully stocked with food.
A Rajagopal the Bambi original book was darker, his mom dying scene was more like this Forrest wide massacre
how is there oxygen there? lol
@@OldworkbyEmmaCRB Old timey story logic.
You guys, I always imagined that Gepetto was once married and she was so perfect but she died before they could have children and he loved her so much he never got remarried and that's why he's old and single. Poor Gepetto, right? *sniff*
And so he turned to drugs
Wouldn't you though?
Late to say this but theory is Gepetto was Dopey
What if his wife turned into the blue fairy
@@animefan8591 Dopey takes on a whole different meaning when Geppetto is involved
I don't know why we were searching Drunk Pinocchio at noon on a Saturday, but we're glad we did. Nice work. Subscribed.
+Practical Folks "Underage Inebriated Puppets" would be an awesome name for a band...
"Y'should go to fuckin' school, man! If you try to be an actor, things won't work out."
Well, I clearly missed THAT lesson as a child. XD
Smoked before bed, sleeps with a giant gun under his pillow. Gepetto is gangsta.
Imagine if figero (the cat, I can’t spell) is like in the OWCA and is undercover cuz gepetto was in the mob or something 🤷🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️
@@aminoacid2155 So where does that put everyone else? Can we just make Pinnochio a mob story?
Tristan Roberts that would be an amazing adaptation!!!
"He's in a Georgia O'keeffe painting" *died* Good premise and good work
Thanks a lot! Dumbo will be out on Feb 4th and maybe it will have more vagina paintings.
I just like to think this entire movie is Gepetto’s opium fueled fever dream.
The authenticity of that "I'm so sorry guys" at 8:24 XD
Man, every shot of this film is a work of dayum art. The background jazz, all of it, it's beautiful.
One of my favorites.
Remember kids: If you don't behave, you'll turn into a jackass.
For real though, Pinocchio is one of my all-time favs.
I definitely thought she said "Little puppet made of pie" when I was little! I thought it was a term of endearment like "sweetie pie."
I LOOVED Chelsea's hair in this video, (I liked her hair before and after) But here, ITS SO PRETTY
"Why does a cricket want to be a conscience?"
I never thought about that as a kid, and now it's going to keep me up all night. Thanks, guys.
I love that in the beginning credits of this movie, there's someone called T. Hee, like a giggle. Teehee. Whatever, it made me laugh as a child.
I'm rewatching all of these, and it's cool to see how all you have all grown. Plus, it's very entertaining seeing how drunk you used to get.
You guys need to do drunk DreamWorks and drunk Pixar
This movie was a lot darker than i thought wow....(also there was a whole couple cutscenes inside Monstro in Kingdom Hearts it was so weird)
+Vanessa Bird I LOVE it when people watch through the series and leave comments along the way with their thoughts
Pool "was" considered gambling. So was bowling.
"I'm so sorry guys" YOU SHOULD BE, JAMES
Sure James says" an old man being swallowed by a fish is real dumb!" It's funny cause it's Drunk Disney. I say it, and get kicked out of church.
Really loving this triad -- James and Chelsea's romance, and James and David's bromance! I hope you guys remain friends for many years.
What I learned from this movie is that if you drink and smoke, you'll make stupid decisions, and that anarchy isn't all that cool when the fun is over. Destroying shit makes the place look really bad, so just have fun doing something else. It was very impactful on my 6 year old brain.
5:31 Pinocchio's nose didn't go through the wood, there was already a hole there
*A FAMMIIILY PICTURE!!!!!* "Bring the kids!!!" 😅
Hey, That's my favorite Disney movie.
@@patrickshields5251 That was a reference to the Nostalgia Critic.
@@xgray2012 You actually waited until 6 years to reply to this?
I can't even notice how drunk you are until the "What did we learn" part in these old vids.
14 drinks? NO WAY were those full strength shots, else you'd be in a coma
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I'm pretty sure as a child I got in trouble for saying jackass, which I had first heard in this movie.
That eye trick is amazing!!!
I could've sworn in the novel the cricket was smashed by a shoe
"Follow your wooden puppet!"
😂🤣
No puppet. You're the puppet.
i love that these are still up because this is how is how i was introduced to one of my absolute fav couples on yt 😫☺️
g od this series is awesome,
last time I saw this movie was forever ago
I love seeing you guys react to how dark it is
honestly I loved old disney cause it stayed more true to how dark it was
but not AS dark still had to appeal to audiences
Old Disney is so awesome! It was so different. This, Snow White, Fantasia... those three movies are insane and in the best way possible.
Pinocchio teaches kids horrible things: drinking,smoking,lust,kidnapping,death,keeping guns under your pillow
Here’s the thing, I’m watching a ton of videos to ensure I don’t talk because I’m in a haunted house. All I do is scream.
Dave is the only one who hasn't changed all these years
James's face at 9:11 lol I forgot how freaky this film was.
Didn't know I needed a dance off between ursula and stromboli before watching this.. I need it to happen.
Pinocchio is the origin of the sexy goldfish bit! ❤️
One of my favorite Disney movies ever.. and dang that scene on the island with all the donkeys lol
I love this series. But as someone who suffers pretty bad pupaphobia, this is the only episode I've never watched. I got my cat with me now, and we're finally gonna do it. We're gonna watch (or at least listen) to Drunk Disney Pinocchio.
Hell yeah Chelsie drinking an Arnold Palmer
this is GOLD. FORGET POKEMON... GONNA WATCH THEM ALL
I have just marathoned all of these over the past couple days and this is the last one I haven't seen. You need to make me more right now.
Chelsea is gorgeous in this video ❤️
wow coming from 2017, and only just watching this Drunk Disney ep...it is shocking and refreshing to see Dave knowing what's up and James being all "da fuq?!?!"
0:53 I'm so glad that someone watches a diffrent interpretation/adaption of classic stories made into films. Heck I loved the 2003 version of Peter Pan and the 1999 made for TV movie Alice in Wonderland
This movie is beautifully weird. Haven't seen it in a long time, though. When I was a kid, Honest John was my favorite character.
With role models like that, no wonder I grew up into such a screwball.
I'm watching all of theses from the beginning!
8:52 Because it's trouble with a capital T and that rhymes with P and that stands for POOL.
Hahaha they look a lot less drunk at the end of their episodes now, love it!
You guys are brilliant love these videos,
Found dead meat due to my love of horror movies and how enjoyable you are to watch and when I heard you say drunk Disney I had to come see and I gotta say your my favorite and congrats on your success
Please drink and Disney responsibly 😂😂
"Can we get Cheez-its?" -Chelsea
This comment is too late, but I happen to be wearing the same shirt as James
i love you chelsea! i mean drunk disney. I love you drunk disney.
I love watching these videos because it reminds me of my friends and I watching Disney movies. (without alcohol)
I'm so glad to find out that I'm not the only one that liked the live action one with Jonathan Taylor Thomas too
Watching Chelsea getting drunk makes my day she is so amusing and adorable 😅
what i learned: Pinocchio is completely f'd up.
This was posted on my 14th birthday!! Wow, look how young they looked. 6 years really made a difference.
Wow, I feel really stupid lol. Every time I've watched this movie I've never noticed Peter Pan and Alice in Wonderland books on the desk.
I drank when they did. I’m perfectly fine.
This movie scared me so bad when I was a kid
love your videos guys!
Chelsea is so pretty with red hair! But I can't tell if she looks super different because of the hair color or because these are a couple years old now??
welcome to drink count were we tally up drinks in all are favoriite drunk disney's
y'all are squad goals
Back when you guys couldn't hold your alcohol as well.
One more episode then I'm done! Can't believe I got to the beginning so quickly. Oh well. I guess I will just have to start looking forward to new episodes ;)
I'm so high right now
Dave is such an aggressive drunk 😄😄😍
I love Chelsea's hair here omg! Also love her name :P (lowkey pointing out that I have the same name ;))
Chelsea, I have been binging this series for the past three days, and YOUR HAIR. STILL. SO SMOOTH. Also I love Dave, he's so fuckin funny.
Thank you!
I'm laughing so hard! You guys are the best! :D
Thanks so much! Glad to brighten your day!
6:11 0.25=Drunk Stromboli would be great at CibemaSins
I love this💙💚💜❤️💓
the dude in the NASA shirt looks like a cross between Max from the Book Thief and Birkhoff from the Nikita reboot. It's a good thing.
I'll take it! Thanks :) --James
The funniest thing about this film,anyone noticed how not with it Gepetto is, when he's in Monstro and Pinnochio appears he's like 'not now Pinnochio....Pinnochio!?' and when he starts talking after coming back to life he's like 'but you're dead Pinnochio stop talking'.
He also never even realizes Jiminy Cricket exists. Even though Jiminy makes no real attempt to hide or anything.
I sang Give A Little Whistle at Dickie Jones' funeral
I saw this last night very good movie.
Imagine if Pinocchio stood up and Gepetto just shot him