i really wish he saw the episode with the guy that has a tunnel net work and he trains "teenage rangers" with crappy airsoft guns. And his plan was sleeping in holes and fighting the enemy through attrition. I never laughed so hard before, dude was praying for Red Dawn
+Judge Fredd It probably won't get you if you have an Uze, fully auto. But now Bill keeps talkin about those .22's. That shit might not work before your death!
+Google Sucks Eh... they have a really thick skull. I don't think Uzi will have enough power to penetrate. Shit... you need a special slug for Boar hunting in your hunting rifle!
So many people swear they'll survive when the apocalypse comes that it makes me roll my eyes. I admit that I'd die within the first week, why can't you? The only people who are going to survive are hunters and badass southerners.
+Titan Jaeger HD When I hear people saying that their "plan" is to hole up at a Costco or Walmart my neck gets sore I've shaken it so much. Like that thought hasn't come across every other moron's mind lol.
Even if you could get a hold of a tank or an military assault rifle, you'd need a lot of training, otherwise you'll be more of a danger to yourself and your group than to the walkers... I mean zombies.
Or maybe it's a manifestation of human will. A way of understanding that the apocalypse will never come. Why should you die in the first week? Live by the Lord and be taken justly to him. Don't sleep on Jesus (unless you died haha).
Fun fact about public schools: they would tell kids that if a nuke is inbound, get under your desks and tables. That was not for your protection (obviously) but so they could easily find all of the irradiated corpses.
Bill Doomsday already happened its called work 5 days to get off 2, As Doug Stanhope pointed out, workin 30 years to have $300K in debt, everything going to taxes, interest, utilities, and fast food. The Power Structure creates crises... I don't think they have ever had it better.
Bill I love your podcasts and your stand up it literally has me laughing out loud. Genuinely one of the funniest dudes around but for fuck sake where you gettin off on this hunting shit?
Doomsday preppers are actually pretty fuckin' smart and I'll tell you why. If the shit hits the fan it almost certainly won't be forever. If this prepper can survive for a few months to a year civilization might re-assert itself within that amount of time depending on what caused the breakdown in the process. You don't necessarily need to live in that bunker forever, just long enough for the crazy shit to die down.
I wonder what is required of you, apart from wealth, to buy a fucking minigun along with about 6000 rounds (will last you a full minute of firing). Like, is there a "platinum" gun license you have to acquire? I bet that shit is limited to the military, though :T
CounterNerd if you got the money, you can buy any automatic and own it as long as you pass the background only if the firearm was fabricated before 1986. Good luck though since most of those cost lots of money due to their limited supply. As for ammunition, it depends on the caliber. So getting something like a uzi, mac10/11 would be more ideal with 9mm being at a lower price per round. Some restrictions may apply depending on the state you reside in.
The only good odds you'd have in surviving an apocalypse would be to live on a sailboat off shore fishing constantly and coming ashore periodically for fresh water. Unless you were somewhere where a river flowed out and the water didn't mix for a couple miles. The weak point in this is your be a sitting duck put there. But alas, there is no perfect would be plan. However this is the roite I would take. Id rather have good odds of staying fed and MAYBE face a battle than getting malnourished and failing at hunting because all the animals are hunted to extinction. Then getting killed for the junk in my backpack and probably cannibalized. Hunting takes A LOT of energy and there are good odds of turning up empty handed. If anything, the fish population is going to explode during this time as all commercial operations will cease. All I gotta do is cast a line. There's NO WAY youre going to starve to death before you catch something, and the line is doing all the work for you. 308 rifles and shotguns for defense.. (Ive given shtf quite some thought obviously)
There is nothing wrong with being prepared for potential disaster. It doesn't mean everyone should be prepared for doomsday. But having what you may need in the event of hurricanes, earthquakes, or social unrest is just smart. I bet alot of people who got stuck on there roofs after hurricane katrina wished they had a plan.
How exactly would hunkering down by yourself in a disaster be a bad thing? Please explain to me what benefit I get from opening my home to complete strangers
I would totally have a flat screen. You could hook an x box or computer to it and power it with a generator, boom! Now I'm the most entertained/chill guy in the apocalypse. I mean I could make an axe with a rock or some shit, a fishing pole with a stick or some shit, fuck I could prolly figure out how to make a single shot gun if I put my mind to it, but I couldn't make a flat screen TV if you put all the parts in front of me.
Apparently none of these things need guns to kill people anymore. Now I know why I had a bad feeling about cellphones. Sometimes my intuitions were right.
@billburr come to southern Oklahoma and we will take you pig hunting! They are way over populated that there isn't even a season for them. Can shoot them anytime you want. They are like rabbits in that they are constantly having litters of little piggies! Hahaha so come on down to southern Oklahoma!!
Wild boar tastes like shit. Hunting in TX, thought they’d taste like pork chops. Way too games. That’s with draining, proper butchering and marinating. Also, you don’t have to worry about missing, as long as you’ve got the right rifle. Carry a side piece. I like to hunt with a group of guys, enjoy some bourbon and cigars back at the cabin.
I think doomsday fetishists is a better label, they're praying it happens because they're so emotionally invested in that scenario. Passive observers of the slow decline who live boring lives and as you say will most likely die of something prosaic like heart disease.
If the world fucking ends in any way that man will survive it, America will basically be an asylum. On one hand, you'll have these nutjobs and on the other you'll have every-day people thinking they're the invulnerable main character of their own post-apocalyptic movie. Because God only knows that people have watched way too many movies.
Don't go to "the south" for boar hunting, go to Northern Texas or Southern Oklahoma, and yes Bill the guy below me is right you'd be FUCKED if it got anywhere near you.
I like doomsday preppers, they'll make life better for the rest of us in four easy steps. step 1. Watch them gather stuff step 2. take them out step 3. take their stuff step 4. profit
I don't agree with Bill on this one, though totally respect his view on hunting. Why would you need to know how to hunt, unless maybe the tiny chance being stranded in the wilderness? I know it is very favorite sport in the US, but isn't this "old wild west" thing one of the reasons kids can than go and shoot somebody?
Sure, but in what scenario can you get to a place without a store? Unless it is some unfortunate event you get lost in the wilderness, but you can survive without meat for some time, you need more (clean) water and get to civilization.
You mean like WWIII outcome or something more religious? Either way I don't think anything like this will happen anytime soon, there was a bigger chance of global war during the Cold war than it is now... at least I hope.
It could be for any reason, caused by human or nature. I definitely agree with you that it's not realistic but it's a "what if" game. The show "The Walking Dead" is an example of a doomsday scenario.
"As of May 2015, Burr is a licensed helicopter pilot." ~ Wikipedia
The ultimate, "fuck-this. I'm-out" vehicle
zay antonio
"Quick, to the Petercopter!"
I was just going to say, he was on Joe Rogan talking about his helicopter piloting endeavor. He might be a prepper by now having his own family.
NO WAY LMAOOOO
"As of June 2019, the earth in neither flat or round. It is rectangular." ~Wikipedia~
I love when bill self criticizes. he is aware of his faults and owns them. I wish more people had the fucking balls to do that.
"out of the fucking BLUEEE!!!" lmfao, I love it when he moves away from the mic for those ad-libs
+GiancarloXmusic I think that is a Reservoir Dogs reference
Why do I like it when he backs off the mike and shouts silly shit? Guess it reminds me of the voices in MY head..
Yes dude
"I'M HUNTIN' QUAIL! IS THIS MERICA!?"
i really wish he saw the episode with the guy that has a tunnel net work and he trains "teenage rangers" with crappy airsoft guns. And his plan was sleeping in holes and fighting the enemy through attrition. I never laughed so hard before, dude was praying for Red Dawn
"I'll google map the heart at the end of this" haha, lost it there :D
Just revisiting my old favs of My Billy Blue balls in 2020! ✌Bill has only gotten better💕Thank you for sharing.
The flat screen TV doesn't need cable BILL!!!! Just a dvd player and a stockpile of movies and TV shows ON DVD!
Ma Stif a dvd player? Why not a a vhs player?
VHS can go moldy along the film
Electricity tho
@@anythingbutmyrealname ☝️
That small Reservoir Dogs reference
its got good SPREAD hahahahahaha
outta the fuckin BLUE
Bill a boar will FUCK YOU UP if it gets to you.
+Judge Fredd It probably won't get you if you have an Uze, fully auto. But now Bill keeps talkin about those .22's. That shit might not work before your death!
+Google Sucks Eh... they have a really thick skull. I don't think Uzi will have enough power to penetrate. Shit... you need a special slug for Boar hunting in your hunting rifle!
Thats the one animal that an AR-15 is needed for.
So many people swear they'll survive when the apocalypse comes that it makes me roll my eyes. I admit that I'd die within the first week, why can't you? The only people who are going to survive are hunters and badass southerners.
+Titan Jaeger HD When I hear people saying that their "plan" is to hole up at a Costco or Walmart my neck gets sore I've shaken it so much. Like that thought hasn't come across every other moron's mind lol.
Even if you could get a hold of a tank or an military assault rifle, you'd need a lot of training, otherwise you'll be more of a danger to yourself and your group than to the walkers... I mean zombies.
TheSlammurai country boy can survive.
Or maybe it's a manifestation of human will. A way of understanding that the apocalypse will never come. Why should you die in the first week? Live by the Lord and be taken justly to him. Don't sleep on Jesus (unless you died haha).
When I hear people think if the world had a catastrophic event they’d have to die within the first week I roll my eyes at the ignorance
hhah going Rambo style with a bow & arrow , keeping a uzi as backup hahah hat cracked me up
If the zombie apocalypse happened I'd never know. I never leave my house.
MY Doomsday plan is to protect Bill Burr and his Family at all costs.. The New World will need Comedy too!
Bro if a wild pig comes at you and you miss you're done done I tell you.
Wild boar and razorbacks can and will fuck you up!
HAHAHHA!!! "Out of the FUCKIN blue!"
+Pat Rigdon I think that is a Reservoir Dogs reference?
Fun fact about public schools: they would tell kids that if a nuke is inbound, get under your desks and tables. That was not for your protection (obviously) but so they could easily find all of the irradiated corpses.
We went in the hallway and knelt down next to the wall.
Bill is gonna be very popular in the apocalypse.. pilots will be like kings
700 lb wild boars in Hawaii about the size of a whole back end of a pickup truck.
First time I've heard Bill stoned. Still funny as fuck though :)
Blade never dies!
i love you bill
Awesome Dick Cheney reference at the end there, Bill. Love it.
Hilarious, thanks.
..Out of the FUCKING BLUUEEEE... lmmfbo! Reservoir Dogs. XDDDD
Nice Guy Eddie....for the win!
fucking laughed my ass off at 8:20
GET TO THA CHOPPA!!!
Bill Doomsday already happened its called work 5 days to get off 2, As Doug Stanhope pointed out, workin 30 years to have $300K in debt, everything going to taxes, interest, utilities, and fast food. The Power Structure creates crises... I don't think they have ever had it better.
im not a doomsday prepper im a deathwisher
That kid is John Connor.
Just pop it in there. Kkkkaaaaccchhhhh
Fuck. Bill says nucular at 4:27.
Yes, there are two ventricles in the heart: left and right
Ellie Anne
Breaking news Ellie..
Bill I love your podcasts and your stand up it literally has me laughing out loud.
Genuinely one of the funniest dudes around but for fuck sake where you gettin off on this hunting shit?
i thought this said doomsday peppers
Me too lol
Pretty sure that's just a hot sauce.
I'll google map the heart after this...
Ill bet you wish you were a prepper now Bill! 2020
Bill is fuckin AWESOME!
Wait. Was this the motivation for him getting the helicopter license???
Hey ladies!
A wild boar can kill you very easy. Most folks bring a group of dogs and a large hand gun.
2:28 Reservoir Dogs reference
Out of the fucken bluuee!
Doomsday preppers are actually pretty fuckin' smart and I'll tell you why. If the shit hits the fan it almost certainly won't be forever. If this prepper can survive for a few months to a year civilization might re-assert itself within that amount of time depending on what caused the breakdown in the process. You don't necessarily need to live in that bunker forever, just long enough for the crazy shit to die down.
0:34 the words of a madman hahaha Bill Burr's fuckin crazy.
Can we get a Shawn of the dead remake but with Billy being Shawn
A! Ort-ah!
Uzis dont have a good spread.
yes they do if you are drunk and dual wielding.
I wonder what is required of you, apart from wealth, to buy a fucking minigun along with about 6000 rounds (will last you a full minute of firing). Like, is there a "platinum" gun license you have to acquire? I bet that shit is limited to the military, though :T
@@CounterNerd At the minimum, you'd have to have an FFL to own a minigun and any other fully automatic firearm.
CounterNerd if you got the money, you can buy any automatic and own it as long as you pass the background only if the firearm was fabricated before 1986. Good luck though since most of those cost lots of money due to their limited supply. As for ammunition, it depends on the caliber. So getting something like a uzi, mac10/11 would be more ideal with 9mm being at a lower price per round. Some restrictions may apply depending on the state you reside in.
@@shorpy3407 there's full auto BB and pellet guns no background check at all. 😂
The only good odds you'd have in surviving an apocalypse would be to live on a sailboat off shore fishing constantly and coming ashore periodically for fresh water. Unless you were somewhere where a river flowed out and the water didn't mix for a couple miles.
The weak point in this is your be a sitting duck put there. But alas, there is no perfect would be plan. However this is the roite I would take. Id rather have good odds of staying fed and MAYBE face a battle than getting malnourished and failing at hunting because all the animals are hunted to extinction. Then getting killed for the junk in my backpack and probably cannibalized. Hunting takes A LOT of energy and there are good odds of turning up empty handed.
If anything, the fish population is going to explode during this time as all commercial operations will cease. All I gotta do is cast a line. There's NO WAY youre going to starve to death before you catch something, and the line is doing all the work for you. 308 rifles and shotguns for defense..
(Ive given shtf quite some thought obviously)
2:28
Ron Paul is warning us of the dollar collapse
He's an idiot tho, knows nothing if finance.
OUTTA THE FUCKIN BLUE!
Nothing wrong with prepping
Out of the FUCKING blue!
There is nothing wrong with being prepared for potential disaster. It doesn't mean everyone should be prepared for doomsday. But having what you may need in the event of hurricanes, earthquakes, or social unrest is just smart. I bet alot of people who got stuck on there roofs after hurricane katrina wished they had a plan.
How exactly would hunkering down by yourself in a disaster be a bad thing? Please explain to me what benefit I get from opening my home to complete strangers
Why did I think he was going to talk about doomsday peppers?
I would totally have a flat screen. You could hook an x box or computer to it and power it with a generator, boom! Now I'm the most entertained/chill guy in the apocalypse. I mean I could make an axe with a rock or some shit, a fishing pole with a stick or some shit, fuck I could prolly figure out how to make a single shot gun if I put my mind to it, but I couldn't make a flat screen TV if you put all the parts in front of me.
Ha Google map the heart
it all seems like more of a hobby than anything else
Apparently none of these things need guns to kill people anymore. Now I know why I had a bad feeling about cellphones. Sometimes my intuitions were right.
google map the heart
Well Someone watched Threads
2020 checking in. do preppers seem so nuts now hm
Eerie.
Bill Burr vs Wilbur
@2:28 :-D
Anyone else read it as 'doomsday peppers'
@billburr come to southern Oklahoma and we will take you pig hunting! They are way over populated that there isn't even a season for them. Can shoot them anytime you want. They are like rabbits in that they are constantly having litters of little piggies! Hahaha so come on down to southern Oklahoma!!
Wild boar tastes like shit. Hunting in TX, thought they’d taste like pork chops. Way too games. That’s with draining, proper butchering and marinating.
Also, you don’t have to worry about missing, as long as you’ve got the right rifle. Carry a side piece. I like to hunt with a group of guys, enjoy some bourbon and cigars back at the cabin.
I think doomsday fetishists is a better label, they're praying it happens because they're so emotionally invested in that scenario. Passive observers of the slow decline who live boring lives and as you say will most likely die of something prosaic like heart disease.
If the world fucking ends in any way that man will survive it, America will basically be an asylum. On one hand, you'll have these nutjobs and on the other you'll have every-day people thinking they're the invulnerable main character of their own post-apocalyptic movie. Because God only knows that people have watched way too many movies.
Don't go to "the south" for boar hunting, go to Northern Texas or Southern Oklahoma, and yes Bill the guy below me is right you'd be FUCKED if it got anywhere near you.
i think to him all of texas is the south
I like doomsday preppers, they'll make life better for the rest of us in four easy steps.
step 1. Watch them gather stuff
step 2. take them out
step 3. take their stuff
step 4. profit
Good luck with that
Wild boar is tasty meat.
You know the purpose of that show isn't to show people concerned about things going on in a good light? Funny stuff, just sayin.
I don't agree with Bill on this one, though totally respect his view on hunting. Why would you need to know how to hunt, unless maybe the tiny chance being stranded in the wilderness? I know it is very favorite sport in the US, but isn't this "old wild west" thing one of the reasons kids can than go and shoot somebody?
Where would he get meat if there is no store for him to buy it?
Sure, but in what scenario can you get to a place without a store? Unless it is some unfortunate event you get lost in the wilderness, but you can survive without meat for some time, you need more (clean) water and get to civilization.
Do you not understand the concept of doomsday? There will be no stores or regular 'luxuries'. That's the point.
You mean like WWIII outcome or something more religious? Either way I don't think anything like this will happen anytime soon, there was a bigger chance of global war during the Cold war than it is now... at least I hope.
It could be for any reason, caused by human or nature. I definitely agree with you that it's not realistic but it's a "what if" game. The show "The Walking Dead" is an example of a doomsday scenario.
Can we get a Shawn of the dead remake but with Billy being Shawn