Banjo-Kazooie - Gruntilda Battle with Lyrics - Man on the Internet
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A woman who already speaks in rhyme? Not making a song would be a crime!
Banjo-Kazooie owned by Rareware
Music by Grant Kirkhope
Footage by Random Archive ( • Banjo Kazooie (N64) - ... ) and packattack04082 ( • Banjo-Kazooie (Xbox Li... ) ( • Banjo-Tooie (Xbox Live... )
Vocals: Alex Beckham
Mix: Marc Gardner
Art: Juno (bit.ly/JunoSongs) (locomotive111.deviantart.com/) ( / jsketch12 ) ( / jsketch12 )
Lyrics: Alex Beckham; Special Thanks to Juno
Outro Music: "Inspired" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
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Fun Fact:
The lyrics "If you go into the woods today, you're in for a big surprise" are actually from T.Bears Picnic, which is the melody used in Grunty's Lair and, of course, the Gruntilda battle!
God, I remember doing that song in Kindergarten...
The fact that of all the characters you made songs for, she is *BY FAR* one of the most likely to actually sing something like this (she rhymes all the time anyway) just makes this even more gold than it already is.
Yeah, she rhymes and hosts a life or death quiz show. If she had started singing during the actual fight I really wouldn't have been surprised. It is quite fitting indeed.
I’m begging for this to be on Spotify
Mettaton is insulted that you think he wouldn’t sing ;-;
@@us3r5555 Who do you think is the *most* likely? He has a goddamn musical!
Between Snatcher, Gruntilda and Mettaton, it's hard to decide who would be more likely.
When lyrics are written we praise or balk,
but with Grunty, that's just how she talks!
LOL BALK AND TALK RHYME
I love how even when Gruntilda isn't singing, she's still rhyming, but in a subtle, casual way that still sounds like normal conversation. Well, y'know, as normal as anything ever gets when a witch is losing a fight against a random bird and bear.
“I didn’t have good internet in 1998!”
“You could afford to carve your face into a mountain
But you couldn’t upgrade from dial up.”
“Yes, it was a mess.”
I loved this bit so much.
Edit: At 1:29 when playing this through headphones it seems Kazooie is on the left, and Banjo is on the right.
Bro i just noticed that
Oh okay I see I just did that now
Banjo, look, Jinjos!
(And yes it was)
Oh my God I nearly choked on air laughing 😂😂
I forgot Dial Up Internet was actually a thing back in the 90s.
"It's a Man on the Internet song, when are those ever serious?"
looks at ridley.
Ridley: *(Laughs in parent murder.)*
Ridley literally just keeps talking about death, what a weirdo-
Where did my parents go?
Bring the fuel to stack the fire
Hmm champion of destruction
Anything involving undertale (unless it's megalovania.)
“THOSE LYRICS WERE USED WITH MY PERMISSION,
SO QUIT WITH THAT ‘STEALING’ SUPERSTITION!
EEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!”
Oh shoot it's juno!
I actually found that wink and nod pretty neat
I swear you and Alex need to actually do a singing collab one of these days.
Lol
Guys don't fall for it, this isn't Juno it's still doo_liss
Grunty: Worse than the reviews for Nuts and Bolts
Banjo: It wasn't that bad.
Kazooie: Banjo look, Jinjo! And yes it was.
I love this fucking song, this is peak perfection and I hope the final boss theme of BanjoTooie gets the same treatment.
Always in my head going through Gruntilda's Lair I would think "If you go into the woods today" fit the music so I'm so glad that was included. Also the breaking the fourth wall throughout was so in-character and absolutely glorious.
Not glorious, perfect
I kind of thought it was a reference to Open Season and how that song Boog likes sounds like Grunty’s theme
@@naturegnatiggy yeah I remember that! I was thinking about that! Was that song inspired bye grunty's theme?
@@uboa8060 actually gruntilda's battle theme is based on an old song "bear picnic" open season wasn't based off banjo kazooie it was based off that
Went into woods today, and looked to the skies. Grunty was not there and I was not full of fear.
I want a refund.
Rip
Lol
I’m honestly feeling scammed right now
We are going to raid the man on the internet HQ like how we did it with area 51, We want our money back!!
But were u surprised
can we talk about how all three characters are sung by ONE PERSON with such amazing quality? that's talent if i've ever seen it
Everyone's talking about how good the lyrics are but can we talk about how fire Juno's art is?
I can actually look at the broom and think
“That’s scary”
Avery Hunt that’s what I’m saying
He's truly a talented young man
It looks like it could be a official art
Yes
“I’ll blast you worse than reviews for Nuts and Bolts!”
“It wasn’t that bad.”
“Banjo, look, Jinjos! (And yes it was)”
I love that part...
I actually ADORE nuts and bolts I think it is better than tooie not kazooie though
Nuts and Bolts is to Banjo-Kazooie what Titans is to Crash Bandicoot: A solid game whose only downfall was butchering its franchise.
@@DrRank Similar happened with Shadow the Hedgehog, in my opinion. It's a great, albeit flawed, game as long as you're willing to accept that it's not a Sonic game.
Look. As a game on it's own, "Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts" was good. As a Banjo-Kazooie game, not really...
"You could afford to have your face carved into the side of a mountain, but you couldn't afford to upgrade from dial-up?"
"Yes!... It was a mess..."
Grunty's financial situation is a total mood...
@Nathan Dean probably she just used her own magic spells to carve her face into the rocks of the mountain so that was for free
This whole time we’ve been saying Alex was playing every male villain; we were wrong
Well actually, Grunty’s cackling was done by a guy (don’t know the name), so this fits.
Okay now we know that he can do all the jesters. When he gonna do joka, clownpiece, and klefka?
zach s I’ll be honest, that would actually be awesome if it ever happened!
@@uboa8060 Kefka won't happen. He even did a video just to say Dancing Mad is way too long.
@@CeHee123 Kefka still has a normal, much shorter theme, though. He just said there is no way he'll do Dancing Mad (reasonably so, it could be a mini musical in itself)
"Jinjonator on the attack. You're not the only one who's back."
My favorite line. Of all time.
2:35
Banjo-Kazooie is still the only game where you use a baseball mascot to defeat a witch.
"And Grunty STILL hasn't shut up, Oh God i'm bored to tears." Was my favorite line
My fav is from 1:18 to 1:39
You know she got that voice like terminator 🤣
This song always made me feel the excitement of a final battle as a kid.
'Uh, duh? It IS a final boss song.'
I know, but this song always made me feel like it wasn't just good vs evil. It was me, banjo, and kazooie vs Grunty.
Kazooie: It's a Man on the Internet song. When are those ever serious
Champion of Destruction, various songs from Undertale the Musical, and Zelda Musical Bytes, among others: Allow us to introduce ourselves.
That part made me laugh!
And what about the songs that we have for Chrono Trigger so far?
(Say, whatever happened to that?)
@@newbiegamelover4767 Indefinite hiatus AFAIK. Get somebody else's word on that though, I might be wrong on what exactly happened with it.
Also Hollow Knight - Grimm
@@newbiegamelover4767 basically, Alex doesn't want to keep releasing them until they're all done and can all be dropped without any more hiatuses
I also love that they put the "teddy bear's picnic" lyrics at the start, referring to how the song was based on it a bit.
Ah childhood ^^
Oh ho! Is that a Juno Songs reference I see?
That makes this song a winner for me!
YOOOOOO! Is that a fucking Juno reference??
When, Where?
@@laurajones7858 starts at 1:17
I don't have to answer someone who sucks toes. c;
there is also ahit reference, with a "Collect-a-thon" i think
"you might also remember that i
*DIED* and went kablooey!"
0:24
GRUNTILDA TURNED INTO FLOWEY THAT MUST NOT BE FLOWERY!
The fact that Alex did all the vocals in this song made it that much better XD
Gruntilda: "Fly, my mighty broom."
Kazooie: "And Grunty still hasn't shut up. Oh god I'm bored to tears."
Gets me every time! 😂😂
The fact that the "STILL" is in all caps just makes it better.
Kazooie cracks me up too.
“Now you meet your DOOM!”
Gruntilda's death is very dark: she tries to keep a steady stand as well as she can while Jinjonator is slowly pushing her off the top of the tower, then falling and being crushed by a boulder; then, in BK3, we see that she did indeed die and her assistant did his best to bring her back.
It reminds me a bit of the Evil Queen's death in Snow White (Disney)
Banjo tooie: am I a joke to you?
Its probably inspired by that sence
That is true but gruntilda only let her ghost out just so she could get in the mecha grunty suit then she returned to her body and then came banjo tooie where her sisters removed the boulder
To be worse. She DIDN'T die... she was literally buried ALIVE that whole time.
Diserved
OH MY LORD, I LOVE THE PART WHERE BANJO AND KAZOOIE SING AT ONE! IT’S AT 1:28
COME LET THE NEWS BE HEARD CHEER FOR THE BEAR AND BIRD!!!GO OUT SPREAD THE WORD GRUNTY' GOING DOWN AGAIN!!!!!
Man on the internet: "Whem are those ever serious?"
Also Man on the internet a week ago:...
Also also Man On The Internet just two weeks ago: In The Final
Kazooie didnt get the memo before the song
*laughs in Lavos*
2:08 onwards was just glorious 😍
Correction, 0:00 onwards was just glorious
Nah nah, -1:34 from then on was the best
I love how, just like with Juno's Spiral Mountain Cover, this song has an absolute addiction to breaking the fourth wall.
Everybody talk in rhyme,
IT'S GRUNTILDA TIME !
Nice, there is also the lyrics of Juno Song,
Nothing can really go wrong !
If you can't make a rhyme
You can't speak all the time!
*Rhyme
MoTI takes a song from Kirkhope
And makes it even more dope
Grunty had a major fall
And what on Earth is a fourth wall
"I'll get you back in Banjo Threeie"
Like that's ever gonna happen
You never know. Maybe a retcon will occur as Banjo and Kazooie did get in Smash as DLC so, there could be some possibility that rare could get to make it. They may want to try remastering the original two games first so that they could get into the swing of things as having people be introduced to these things would be neat. Also the stop and swap could be realized as console data is a thing and it would be nice to keep the cheat codes.
It could happen
@@josephconover5270 but the only thing holding that back is that Craig Duncan once stated that he thinks remastering Banjo-Kazooie would be a waste of time and he said that they should focus on "newer masterpieces like sea of thieves" and he said that he thinks "people might think they want it while in reality they don't want it" and he also called the game "kind of successful" even though Banjo-Kazooie is the most signature game
@@Random_User666 he's avoiding the fact that he loved the game itself and wants to forget it
@@Random_User666 guess we have to do EVERYTHING ourselves. I guess we’ll have to see if the fans did anything
Wasn't expecting this but this is incredible. How'd you manage to nail all three voices? And I noticed that Juno's lyrics make a return.
Edit: 4 voices counting Jinjonator.
Alex is an awesome singer (any good singer can do at least two voices [four is plain up awesome])
Three? You forgot my big beautiful blue boi.
They even kept the gag of Banjo somewhat liking Nuts and Bolts. Surprised no one else mentioned that.
To be fair junon writes really good lyrics
@@mizumajou4119 Never said it was a bad thing.
I’ve been wanting them to do a Banjo-Kazooie song for a long time, and this is exactly how I’d imagine it would be.
The bird is mean and the bear isn't smart
Yet they managed to make pure art
Grunty's voice is straight up a masterpiece
"I'll blast you worse than reviews of Nuts & Bolts!"
I've never heard of that, so I looked it up. I got a few results.
A six minute silent slapstick film in 2003, a movie in 1981, and a TV Show in 2017. Then I BARELY, like just barely saw it as I scrolled, an image of a Banjo-Kazooie game with that title. I'm willing to bet money that they were referring to the silent film.
Ah ha... ahhhahaha...
It's actually the Banjo-Kazooie game, nobody liked it because it was incredibly different from the others.
@@latiottmoment your practically asking to be wooshed
@@izscott264 they weren't making a joke though. They were wondering what "Nuts and Bolts" was referring to, and I said it was the Banjo-Kazooie game. Not everything is a meme or a joke you know.
Maybe next time google "Banjo-Kazooie Nuts & Bolts". Gotta be specific with your searches these days. I'm sorry if this comes off as rude or sarcastic, but I'm genuinely trying to help. Its just difficult to use proper inflection to show sincerity when all you can communicate with is text.
Kazooie: It's a man on the internet song, when are those ever serious?
Me: Computing responce
pretty much half of Undertale: The Musical: excuse me?
The artwork is such a treat, and Grunty's voice is hella neat!
Something I love about this is that no matter how much it breaks the 4th wall, I.e. mentioning Microsoft buying Rare, it would definitely be in an official song of this game
THE META SONG.
This is perfect and fits all too dang WELL.
First for Smash, and then on Switch,
Nothing can stop this wicked witch!
Nintendo Sixty Four Online,
Tootie's beauty will finally be mine!
Bear and bird will soon despair,
when I take off, reach the air.
And how does this make sense at all?
Well, its not like there was ever a fourth wall!
Take my like already.
Well what a song, and quite the shock
To once more hear that old witch squawk!
Perhaps they’ll get another go,
That lovely bear and bird duo...
Though given current circumstances
I’m quite unsure of those chances...
Eh, what of it? I can dream
And hope one day we’ll have that team
Come back again (without the car)
And that fate will take them far
Man, a Banjo-Kazooie Musical Byte would be cool.
(Edit: how the hell did this get 100 likes so fast lol)
(Edit 2: 200 likes, lol)
Yes
Certainly.
Going by the trend Super Paper Mario and A Hat in Time set, it'll be a year until we get that...
Yeah
Screw it I want a banjo Kazooie musical
If Banjo Threeie does come out, your song will be a reason why. This was a blast to listen to =) Thank you for taking time doing all you do.
I adore the Jinjonator voice, even though it only had 2 lines. Hope it gets adapted/used for more stuff!
And yes of course the rest of the song was great. Never played Banjo Kazooie, but hey, that just makes this video a bit of a history lesson for me!
I like how you use some of Junos lyrics from Spiral Mountain
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I broke the chain of dots
@@panderater2650 thats my boy
I have a feeling Banjo's opinion of Nuts and Bolts is based off the possible fact there's just this one guy on the team who didn't think it was that bad.
Little message for the one
Who scrolls the comments just for fun
This place is filled with rhymes gallore
You might find one or two or more
Oops i did one, i apologize
Really, an accident, i didnt realize
Welp, nevermind i just made two
But its quite fun, you should try too.
Did you just rhyme two with too?
And then there is me that was reading the comment whit grungy voice and whit the same rhythmic the start of the song. *yes I have problems :p*
Its okay I understand.
It's pretty fun when it's at hand.
Some rhymes are really weird.
I don't know what to say except beard
I thought the internet peaked when literal seals sung Kiss from a Rose, but this topped it honestly
*It's a Man on the Internet song, when are those ever serious?*
The wrong dub were serious....right?
Nightmare King Grimm says hi
@@victzegopterix2 Some parts of Chrono Trigger the Musical, Be Prepared, Chaos King, VS Susie, and a few others.
There not but they are good
Ooh a self roast. Those are rare
Grunty: I didn't have good Internet in 1998.
Banjo: So you could afford your face carved into the mountain, but couldn't afford to upgrade from dial-up?
Grunty: Yes. It was a mess.
Me: Dear diary, *W H E E Z E*
Oh my.... That voice, really I'm Impressed that you managed to sing that well while doing Grunty's voice.
Ah now this just makes me long for the threeie we will never see all over again. Time to go play Tooie again.
“I’ll blast you worse than reviews for nuts and bolts”!
Ok now that’s funny
This song was the best, I bet Grunty’s voice put the voice actor’s vocal cords to the test!
"the voice actor" you mean Alex?
Games Fan Couldn’t even tell it was Alex lol
Every time I heard "ready to give the ursine and the breegull a smack"
I swear I kept hearing "ready to get me a side of that $3 snack""
Amazing
As a Banjo main, this pleases and displeases me. Thank you.
I swear, Alex can sing any song in any voice as any character and it will still be a smash hit!
Grunty: Then we were sold to Microsoft
Me: Ah yes the guy who sent live mosquitos into a group of people during a presentation owns you.
I love this the nostalgia is real.
Banjo Kazooie was my childhood
YES! YES!! YES!!!
(Also I love the reference to Juno songs main theme song!)
"Jinjonator on the attack. You're not the only one who's back." is an amazing line, just sayin'
You’ll beg for the game over screen
Considering hot grunty, I think I will be begging
To anyone accusing him of stealing lyrics, have any of you seen the description and saw who made the art..?
2:34 is the best part dont @ me
You can't mess with grimm.
“I didn’t have good internet in 1998!”
“So you could afford to carve your face into a mountain but couldn’t afford to upgrade from dial up?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Edit: why are people liking this comment
“Yes. It was a mess.”
I thought the same thing
Why are people liking this post?
Because we can.
Cause it’s a good comment dude
OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH BBBBBAAAAANNNNNAAAAANNNNNAAAAA
First K. Rool and now Ol' Grunty! This shall be fun!!! "I'll get you back In Banjo Threeie!"
Welp, If Crash can do a Bizzao Version of Wrath Of Cortex to become a reality, surely will still cheer for the bear and bird to do the same for their Remaster to make It all happen. Too bad I can't say the same thing for the blue hedgie loser who'll never get an Adventure 3!
*Also play's Open Season's version of the song Shaw used to sing to Boog*
A banjo remake would be really nice!
You superficial fools need to learn not to ask for such things as another SA3 [glares menacingly at the reason Dimps is seen as a joke these days (what SEGA forced to be called Sonic 4)]. We'd be on Sonic Adventure 6 by this point anyway [glares normally at Heroes, Next Gen/'06/the Hedgehog, and Unleashed/World Adventure].
“if you go into the woods” you can’t hide a teddy bears picnic reference from us
Jinjonator: Hasta La Vista, Grunty!
That should have been said near the end of the song
If you count the Gruntilda spirit battle in Smash Ultimate, this would be the sixth time.
I'm getting a nam flashback of that game over scene.
The Jinjonator's single segment is still ear candy to me, man I love that.
00:37 and 1:28 are the best parts
"I'll blast you worse than reviews for Nuts and Bolts!"
"It wasn't that bad..."
"Banjo, look! Jinjos! And yes it was."
I didn't really expect this, but it is as amazing as Checkers for 1hr.
First time listening: Meh, it's a little fast.
Tenth time listening: IF YOU GO INTO THE WOODS TODAY, YOU'RE IN FOR A BIG SURPRISE! IF YOU GO INTO THE WOODS TODAY, YOU'D BETTER LOOK TO THE SKIES!
"I'll get you back in Banjo 3!"
Still to soon man... still too soon....
I love how you had Gruntilda lines rhyme
I don't know who asked for this, but I'm glad it's here
YES! Thank you for this! I didn't ask for it but am SO THANKFUL it happened!
Such a wonderful, funny, creative tribute to one of my favorite childhood games! The music was one of the most memorable things about Banjo-Kazooie; it's so wonderful to see other people love it, too.
Two of my favorite things just appeared to me on notifications! Banjo Kazooie, and man on the Internet! I cannot wait to see what music you make of this series!
For a cackling witch with no pressure...
I can't help but dance to this fissure.
And nice touch to the ultimate fight...
Jinjonator continues his might!
Still, though, Grunty is most _definitely_ likely to sing due to her rhyming nature. Pretty talented, if you ask me.
2:00 This is probably my favorite part.
Banjo is so SAVAGE that his dead roblox character made piggy do a flip!
What Gruntilda fails to realize is the fact that she started the feud with Banjo and Kazooie when she kidnapped Tooty.
The way you Implemented Juno's lyrics is just brilliant and sounds AMAZING.
Probably one of the most underrated video game franchises of all time
This was a song Smash messed up on not including
I played this multiple times and played it loud.
Congrats Man on the Internet, you made me proud!
There’s just so much comedy packed into three minutes. Absolute props my dude
Alright. Now I want a Final Bee-ting song, MOTI.
If you can nail Gruntilda’s voice, I bet you could get Capital B’s voice PERFECT.
"It's a Man in the internet song, when they take the things seriously?"
Undertale the musical: I'm a joke to you?
WANNA HABE BAD TOM?
and Ridley's song
“I’ll blast you worst than reviews for nuts and bolts”!
😂
"Still your passive-aggressive hate! I didn't have good internet in 1998."
"You could afford to carve your face into the side of a mountain,but couldn't afford to upgrade from dial-up?"
"Yes. It was a mess."
This is really accurate to Banjo-Kazooie games and I love it.
This was unexpected
Now I want a banjo-kazooie the musical
DANG IT
Edit:wait I shouldn't have said that
We love Grunty’s rhymes from sun rise to sun down but her wicked deeds are what got her put in the ground 😁😁😁😁😁
This is just the right amount of threatening power and charming kookiness to fit right at home in the source material. Well done
I got a good chuckle from Kazooie calling out on man on the internet
Great work!
1:18 - 1:39 my favourite part
why is 1:28 so good it hits me right in feels
You nailed the Banjo-Kazooie trademark 4th wall breaking and catty banter, great job!
Amazing job! This sounds incredible and a bit funny but is still a masterpiece. Please, do more songs of banjo-kazooie!