I love this so much! "Who is it?" "It's a chimpanzee!" "What does it want?" "I think it wants Tea!" "Well ask it in!" I love Charles and his wife!!! So nonchalant!
He once referred to Emilia Fox as "the most beautiful, the most talented, the most delightful young lady ever to repeatedly karate kick me in the head"
@@365reece from someone from the colonies, it sounds terribly British. They did have a very cosmopolitan empire, but they also had a very English way of dealing with it.
I just love the whole deadpan way Charles talks about the conversation with his wife, and at 1:22, just says “It’s a chimpanzee” as if he’s totally expecting it or is used to such weird things happening. It’s just hilarious. Has he been in a Wes Anderson movie? If not, he should be.
The dead pan humor that Charles Dance delivers makes it so much funnier. Already saw him in a comedy dancing in drag, and it was both funny and disturbing all at once. We need him to play more comedic roles too, this guy will always be a legend no matter what he plays.
Charles Dance is one of those fortunate men who have an absolutely mesmerizing and legendary voice. Only Morgan Freeman and James Earl Jones can compare.
love British humor and big fan of Charles Dance. Did anyone else feel belittled or intimidated at the look CD gave at 2:06. man was admitting his fears and CD looked at as if to say COWARD!
The questions were rather funny British bits. Americans would tend to gawk more at that ridiculous story, just outright say 'false', and also wonder why the hell anyone was going anywhere just for tea. We're frickin weird ;b I want one of these game shows in the US! I'm not sure they'd go over well tho, but Who's Line has done very well so maybe...
My coworker told me to look this up after I told him to look up Charles Dance reading 50 Shades of Grey. I was not disappointed, Matt. I was not disappointed.
Why is it that all celebrities have these REALLY freaking weird stories? The oddest thing that ever happened to me was probably when I was working in a charity shop, opened a box of stuff someone had donated, and inside was a collection of sex-toys. One of which was a blow-up sex sheep doll. Now, that's weird. But I would put that several levels of weirdness below having a chimp round for sunday tea and serving it cheese and tomato sandwiches.
When you put it like that, no, not really. Especially since the blow up sheep sex doll was in a box that had been opened and sellotaped back up. And who wants a used sex doll?
Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "pre-loved" items. Oh, and I meant that the guy who donated it had used it before donating it. Not that he's somehow gotten a used one.
The answer is true... because that's the sort of shit that happens to Charles Dance. This is the man who described Emilia Fox as "the most talented young lady ever to karate kick me in the head"
Perhaps they haven't quite been around long enough for their voices to qualify as legendary but certainly mesmerising: Tom Hiddleston and Benedict Cumberbatch
Indeed, sometimes the editing is particularly obvious. David's team had a lie verdict written all over them, but then they were suddenly happy go with truth.
What's funny about this is that Charles is not acting. He's dead serious and seems unable to comprehend the humour. It's just a story to him and he's not sure if the audience is laughing at him.
I thought he did a pretty crap job tbh. With a story as ridiculous as that, its quite easy to make it sound untrue and hesitate so people think youre making it up. He was quite straight forward with all the answers
i feel kind of relieved that he seems to enjoy the show, i keep hoping that nobody will say something he won't like or approve of and start killing everybody.
I would invite it in. After all, you cannot allow it to run around the neighbourhood and potentially get into an accident with a car. Just ask it in, give him something to eat, close the exits and call the police or whoever is responsible to take care of animals going AWAL
He doesn't even bother making this story believable. He's just daring them to accuse him of lying.
I thought it was a lie. He is really good.
as befits a lannister
He does that in hopes that their defiance will give him the reason and opportunity to call his banner and put them to the lannister vanguard.
That's what gave him away. A liar would try to make it believable.
No matter how old Charles is, he will always be handsome...
Handsome grandpa ♥
DILF
GILF
Odile van der Stap omg true!!!
Amen to that! Them eyes get me in the heart, then he speaks and I'm a damn puddle on the floor.
I love this so much! "Who is it?"
"It's a chimpanzee!"
"What does it want?"
"I think it wants Tea!"
"Well ask it in!"
I love Charles and his wife!!! So nonchalant!
What a terrible way to speak of Tyrion
Ben Tarr shut ye gob, you facking snowflake
He said Chimp, not Imp.
This made me burst out laughing 😂
kingvvk 😂😂😂😂
You mean Benedict.
Charles Dance apparently lived through a Real Life Monthy Python Sketch then haha
He once referred to Emilia Fox as "the most beautiful, the most talented, the most delightful young lady ever to repeatedly karate kick me in the head"
That is the most British story that I've ever heard
Senor Studly presuming your not English?
Neither are you, it seems...
Boom roasted.
@@365reece from someone from the colonies, it sounds terribly British.
They did have a very cosmopolitan empire, but they also had a very English way of dealing with it.
@@365reece Nor is you're spelling.
I just love the whole deadpan way Charles talks about the conversation with his wife, and at 1:22, just says “It’s a chimpanzee” as if he’s totally expecting it or is used to such weird things happening. It’s just hilarious. Has he been in a Wes Anderson movie? If not, he should be.
More surprising is it was true.
'What does it want?' Perfect delivery as one would expect
I'll never get tired of his voice. And it's not just his pitch and tone, but also the way he pronounces the words. It is called class.
Yes, Marx wrote a book about that.
It's called private education. If you're implying that the two are synonymous then wake up.
@@MrMcChuckles95 Charles Dance was not privately educated.
@@quintiniusverginix7827 "Widey High School for Boys", if your school is segregated it's defs private.
@@MrMcChuckles95 No, not necessarily. Segregation used to be the norm for state schools as well as private schools.
"What does it want" brilliant
it wants Casterly Rock
The dead pan humor that Charles Dance delivers makes it so much funnier. Already saw him in a comedy dancing in drag, and it was both funny and disturbing all at once. We need him to play more comedic roles too, this guy will always be a legend no matter what he plays.
Charles Dance is one of those fortunate men who have an absolutely mesmerizing and legendary voice. Only Morgan Freeman and James Earl Jones can compare.
2:25 I can't believe David didn't say, "chimpanzees are not monkeys." I don't recall which show it was, but he's definitely yelled that before
The one with Alex Jones' zoo bag story
"Chimpanzee, I'm running late. Send word to Charles. You must not fail. Go!"
I love his face 01:23-01:24 he's so funny and a handsome old man as well
love British humor and big fan of Charles Dance. Did anyone else feel belittled or intimidated at the look CD gave at 2:06. man was admitting his fears and CD looked at as if to say COWARD!
The questions were rather funny British bits. Americans would tend to gawk more at that ridiculous story, just outright say 'false', and also wonder why the hell anyone was going anywhere just for tea. We're frickin weird ;b
I want one of these game shows in the US! I'm not sure they'd go over well tho, but Who's Line has done very well so maybe...
Tywin Lannister is a so good actor, that he acts Charles Dance so well in the reality...
Shocking grammar
+forzalarobur agreed
@@bigbobabc123 Looks like perfectly fine German grammar, even the comma is right on point. 😉
Benedict.
This is gold right here. A priceless find in the days of autocorrect.
Can you imagine knocking on a door and who answers...Charles Dance! And he's just staring down at you.
Oh my god, I was thinking "God, David's team are idiots for thinking it's true", and it was! X'D
I can't blame you, I was thinking too, how the fuck could that ever be true??
My coworker told me to look this up after I told him to look up Charles Dance reading 50 Shades of Grey.
I was not disappointed, Matt. I was not disappointed.
I don't know what I'm more incredulous about, that this was a true story or that all three of them actually guessed that correctly.
The fact he called it a female chimp probably helped somewhat
😂 "it ordered a taxi"
Yet another excellent example of Lee Macks lightspeed thinking, what a damn guy.
quickest wit i have ever seen. not every one is a zinger but most are
Written in advance.
I love Charles Dance so much. I wish he could narrate my life.
Hearing that voice tell that story is really confusing
Don't know why I didn't think of this before, but Charles with his epic voice and looks could pick up the mantle and play an excellent Saruman
2:06 "Judging you" face
He has a voice of a king
Why is it that all celebrities have these REALLY freaking weird stories?
The oddest thing that ever happened to me was probably when I was working in a charity shop, opened a box of stuff someone had donated, and inside was a collection of sex-toys. One of which was a blow-up sex sheep doll.
Now, that's weird. But I would put that several levels of weirdness below having a chimp round for sunday tea and serving it cheese and tomato sandwiches.
Because of the fame and the interesting people they know, probably from traveling.
James Bennett You think someone having a pet chimp is weirder than someone donating sex toys to charity?
When you put it like that, no, not really.
Especially since the blow up sheep sex doll was in a box that had been opened and sellotaped back up.
And who wants a used sex doll?
James Bennett
I guess that's why he gave it to charity.
Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "pre-loved" items.
Oh, and I meant that the guy who donated it had used it before donating it. Not that he's somehow gotten a used one.
Mark and Dobbie on the same team!
Charles Dance is a treasure.
I love how Charles says all this with a completely straight face. Tywin Lannister's poker face FTW!
I have so many questions still about this...
So funny , so charming.❤️ Charles.❤️ is a fabulous actor.💎I love him very much !!! 😘💕😍
KARL PILKINGTON WOULD BE AMAZING AT THIS!!
Aaaw i dont know
02:53 - I love Stephen hahaah
He just has one of those voices, like Ian Mckellen, Patrick Stewart, Morgan Freeman etc
James Earl Jones
"No it's not an opinion it's a fact!"
Anybody else thought of Tyrion?
Tyrion does not drink tea, Tyrion drinks wine.
+MrThorfan64 *Tywin
+aFlatTire no he meant tyrion, his son.
Savage
Just go loony.
This should've actually happened on Game of Thrones when Arya Stark was serving Tywin Lannister at Casterly Rock
The answer is true... because that's the sort of shit that happens to Charles Dance. This is the man who described Emilia Fox as "the most talented young lady ever to karate kick me in the head"
One of the best ones I’ve seen
Magnificent and colossal bastard you Tywin, still i admire you so much as an actor
Some stories are just so bonkers that you can't make them up.
Lord Tywin was every inch a king, yet he wore no crown.
Perhaps they haven't quite been around long enough for their voices to qualify as legendary but certainly mesmerising: Tom Hiddleston and Benedict Cumberbatch
such a great voice
He read the card the same way he reads the speech in Ali-G
FREAKING GOOD ACTOR, I believe it is true because of his lying act.
Ben Rokah not good acting then... Overacting if you ask me. Not that I would accuse Charles of that, but according to your comment...
I love Charles Dance.
Why did they not question how it was able to get to his house unaccompanied?
Oh Lord Tywin!
Lord Vetinari.
I’d believe anything that man told me
That is quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever heard hahaha
How much did they cut from the story? At what point did David's team started thinking it's true??
Indeed, sometimes the editing is particularly obvious. David's team had a lie verdict written all over them, but then they were suddenly happy go with truth.
Can't WAIT for this episode!
Surprised no one called Rob out on calling a chimp a monkey.
I sometimes glimpse a bit of Lord Tywin in there... subtle, but yet there.
Wife: Who's that?
Charles: It's a chimpanzee.
Wife: What does it want?
Charles: I think it wants tea.
Cersei: I thought Tyrion liked ale more?
tyrion drinks wine silly
"It was about this high"
(*mimes with hands*)
damn bruh you sure it wasn't Tyrion who visited you?
No, I live outside the UK. This has never been broadcast in my country.
What's funny about this is that Charles is not acting. He's dead serious and seems unable to comprehend the humour. It's just a story to him and he's not sure if the audience is laughing at him.
Yeah especially the deadpan way that he tells the story.
He does a good job acting like it could be total b.s., but maybe not...I imagine all the guests do that. Funny.
its the added benefit of getting actors to come on this show since faking things is apart of their trade.
I thought he did a pretty crap job tbh. With a story as ridiculous as that, its quite easy to make it sound untrue and hesitate so people think youre making it up. He was quite straight forward with all the answers
@@nickc3053 🤡🤡
There couldn't have been a better casting for Tywin. I mean, even when he wants to be amusing, he is intimidating.
Tywin! Don't talk about Tyrion like that! You'll make him cross!
GAME OF THRONES SPOILERS BELLOW
...bow you on the shitter.
OH SNAP
Alex Corbin Tyrion doesn't drink tea! lol
+Alex Corbin
Why are the spoilers bellowing?
***** They're very angry.
Alex Corbin :)
I just realised that Charles Dance's voice sounds like Christopher Lee to me.
Is he married to Maggie Smith? Lol
1:39 I think it wanted a timeout.
This made my day lol
Does he ever give the backstory anywhere? I'm sure this is a rather embellished rendition of the annecdote, but I'm really curious to get the story.
i feel kind of relieved that he seems to enjoy the show, i keep hoping that nobody will say something he won't like or approve of and start killing everybody.
Finally, new season!
Got to catch the red eye!
Sounds like a Karl Pilkington story
I went through the rollercoaster of Truth/Lie on this one...
Charles Dance? And I half expected a Lord of the Rings quote!
Gosh he said that well! Anyone else think that?
Rob forgets he's the host constantly. Was full on selling the idea it was true to Davids team.
last week was the first episode!
I'm just imagining all this and it is hilarious.
Jamie pull that up real quick
Ahh Hiddlesbatch, a ship that will never sink.
I loved that x
Yeah, I've seen tons of them. Here on UA-cam.
I’m eating a cheese and tomato sandwich as I watch this..no chimp though
Ooooh fair dos :) have you watched an entire episode before then?
the man is magnificent!
Lee Mack with his quick wit.
He looks so handsome :0
HOW IS THAT TRUE?? I WANT TO KNOW MORE!
Chuck D is the man
I love Charles dance
1:52 the taxi joke was very poor for lee it made sense the way charles did it as "tea" and the letter "t" are pronounced the same
I want a chimp to come to my house for tea.
He had Tyrion round
I would invite it in. After all, you cannot allow it to run around the neighbourhood and potentially get into an accident with a car.
Just ask it in, give him something to eat, close the exits and call the police or whoever is responsible to take care of animals going AWAL
The man has the voice of a lion.
0:01 That is no way to talk about Peter Dinklage.
wait, that is not a rhyme...
He's a Lannister, he's got to be lion.
Didn't you know this series began last week? XD
would be so great if it was a lion.
nah man, probs woulda died then
It would have trouble knocking on the door.