OPERATION PHANTOMLY CUT SCREAMS | Rainbow Six Siege

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  • @promann8969
    @promann8969 5 років тому +3722

    -Nokk Nokk
    -Who's there?
    -[REDACTED]

    • @Khornecussion
      @Khornecussion 5 років тому +57

      WE WILL ASK THE QUESTIONS!

    • @connorclemmons8698
      @connorclemmons8698 5 років тому +63

      -[REDACTED] Who?
      -That's the question isn't it?

    • @XtreemAlan
      @XtreemAlan 5 років тому +10

      WOAH SHI-

    • @wannaspritecranberry9972
      @wannaspritecranberry9972 5 років тому +11

      Redacted Rachael

    • @bobbychild8529
      @bobbychild8529 5 років тому +3

      I get the joke but I read nøkk in the correct way which is pronounced "n-oo-k" so basically this joke is shit and its wrong.

  • @thesaladman8400
    @thesaladman8400 4 роки тому +334

    Vigil: You will never see me coming
    Caveira: The only thing you'll hear is your throat slit
    Nøkk: Amateurs.

  • @arnsteinbjnsgaardsimensen6091
    @arnsteinbjnsgaardsimensen6091 5 років тому +1804

    Warden: "Your flashbangs can't hurt me, these shades are Gucci"

    • @hazeltree7738
      @hazeltree7738 5 років тому +39

      You know he got them *smacks lips* gucci shades.

    • @DreamingYokai
      @DreamingYokai 4 роки тому +18

      “You wouldn’t hit a guy with glasses would you” *cracks knuckles with malicious intent*

    • @morganpriest7726
      @morganpriest7726 4 роки тому +4

      Hol up lemme just turn them on...

    • @spookyleviathanboi3499
      @spookyleviathanboi3499 4 роки тому +4

      @@hazeltree7738 so you sayin we some kinda **smacks lips** thuithide thuqad?

    • @Tuncud_Raruci
      @Tuncud_Raruci 3 роки тому +1

      Thatcher: “Are you sure about that?”

  • @spicyfriedfries
    @spicyfriedfries 5 років тому +2413

    Nøkks operator bio is more censored than an SCP file.

  • @noahklugsberger3328
    @noahklugsberger3328 5 років тому +465

    Badger in video: Nokk is scarier than Cav
    Badger's twitter: HAHAHA LMAO UBISOFT THINKS IM SCARED OF SOME GHOST CHICK WHEN A BRAZILIAN WOMAN HEAVIER THAN ROOK HAS BEEN BULLYING ME FOR YEARS

  • @mtf_nine_tailed_fox385
    @mtf_nine_tailed_fox385 5 років тому +1097

    FMG 9 is a *recoilless,Lazer Beam, execution device*
    Evil Eye: Am I a joke to you?

  • @sacred_eikthyrnir
    @sacred_eikthyrnir 5 років тому +3265

    Nøkk logic:
    SKIDADDLE
    SIDACTED
    YOUR FRIENDS ARE NOW
    [REDACTED]

    • @FizzyLean
      @FizzyLean 5 років тому +94

      Sounds like SCP-173 to me

    • @jjrulez1596
      @jjrulez1596 5 років тому +44

      @@FizzyLean Did 173 escape containment, again? If so its your job on the line.

    • @thaddeuskobylarz8519
      @thaddeuskobylarz8519 5 років тому +17

      Don’t worry guys 173 is on siesta mode

    • @panzerplays5959
      @panzerplays5959 5 років тому +14

      SPC-173's sister confirmed?

    • @jester4627
      @jester4627 5 років тому +1

      I’m crying

  • @lou_ves0630
    @lou_ves0630 3 роки тому +127

    10:25. “Imagine being a 3 armor and not having an acog.”
    That aged well.

  • @AmerikanSkull
    @AmerikanSkull 5 років тому +274

    Badger: "I'm a casual player, I'm not the best."
    Also Badger: *proceeds to get a triple head shot in 1 round*

    • @liquidchameleon5993
      @liquidchameleon5993 5 років тому +12

      Causal tier: Am I a joke to you?

    • @erpu7101
      @erpu7101 5 років тому +4

      In casual tho ahah

    • @Vlix223
      @Vlix223 5 років тому +2

      Ofc he does, it's a new account level 30 something, u get matched versus new players with that kinda account if u don't play ranked, especially if the account decayed due to non activity

  • @NoviTheProvi
    @NoviTheProvi 5 років тому +836

    Ah yes, T-Pain and Lil Yachty.
    Just who I think of when I hear Rainbow Six Siege

    • @MrsPope-ty6ch
      @MrsPope-ty6ch 5 років тому +8

      Let me buy you a drink

    • @NoviTheProvi
      @NoviTheProvi 5 років тому +15

      @Very Witty Name He needed weed money bro. Make America Crip Again didn't sell too well.

    • @hyperball01
      @hyperball01 5 років тому +3

      @Very Witty Name they should have made an voice pack just like in CoD ghosts

    • @uncleruckus6261
      @uncleruckus6261 5 років тому +16

      I love testicular pains and small boat man

    • @nikmrawesome1095
      @nikmrawesome1095 5 років тому +5

      T-pain I can vouch for because he's admitted multiple times on stream, that he enjoys gaming more than making music. www.twitch.tv/tpain check out his twitch

  • @jessedijkstra1220
    @jessedijkstra1220 5 років тому +501

    Badger, next time the ubi devs ask you to do anything, please say you wont do it until they give acog charms to Jager and Bandit

    • @jaingskirata009
      @jaingskirata009 5 років тому +39

      Like not even roll in an alpha pack just straight up hand them out for free just to rub it in

    • @cerzith8339
      @cerzith8339 5 років тому +4

      Fucken excuse you sir

    • @FedoraFlickNick
      @FedoraFlickNick 5 років тому +7

      Haha acog meme haha funny

    • @DaCreepNextDoor
      @DaCreepNextDoor 5 років тому +5

      Might as well give one to ash as well

    • @nathanjordan1782
      @nathanjordan1782 5 років тому +3

      Will Curtiss but Ash still gets one on her G36. It’s not the same

  • @titan1umtitan
    @titan1umtitan 5 років тому +191

    Warden: *activates glasses, gets kill*
    “Get styled upon” -Krieg, Borderlands 2

    • @MxGrimReaps
      @MxGrimReaps 5 років тому +5

      Another man of respect, I see?

    • @morganpriest7726
      @morganpriest7726 5 років тому +5

      I AM THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN!!! - krieg, borderlands 2

    • @tysincere
      @tysincere 5 років тому +7

      “Haha” - Maya, Borderlands 2.

    • @ScarletBlade457
      @ScarletBlade457 5 років тому +3

      A man of culture, I see.

    • @kappakappa1307
      @kappakappa1307 5 років тому +2

      Why did I read this with a British accent?

  • @lilcthulhuling5082
    @lilcthulhuling5082 5 років тому +336

    Acog users: you are peasants
    Red Doot Gang: WE ARE LEGION!

  • @jimraynor9839
    @jimraynor9839 5 років тому +285

    For like two years, when I was top 500 in Overwatch, I used to have the same set up as Heavenly on my mouse, except all my abilities were bound to my side buttons. On my keyboard, I had movement and jump set to 8456 on the num pad and 0 as jump. I ran that for two years then stopped playing.

    • @CassianBlank
      @CassianBlank 4 роки тому +46

      what the fuck

    • @cryptic9807
      @cryptic9807 4 роки тому +61

      I fear no man but that thing, it scares me

    • @speedyling
      @speedyling 4 роки тому +27

      leave, get the fuck out

    • @FluidX3
      @FluidX3 4 роки тому +11

      D:

    • @femboycyan
      @femboycyan 4 роки тому +14

      Yo what the hell is that layout

  • @GeneralHaha1
    @GeneralHaha1 5 років тому +200

    "Aw shit my [REDACTED]" is now my favorite phrase

    • @dovahkiin_brasil
      @dovahkiin_brasil 5 років тому +10

      Go to the SCP fundation wiki, that's theirs favorite word

    • @gaymer815
      @gaymer815 5 років тому

      Instead of saying the n word let's start saying this

  • @redskull999_5
    @redskull999_5 5 років тому +345

    "I need energy for the T-Pain vs Lil yachty event"
    At the event he's tired as shiiiiiit

  • @decency2824
    @decency2824 5 років тому +413

    Great combo - Nokk and Jackle.
    One locates, one terminates.
    Best way to anoy cav

    • @hazeltree7738
      @hazeltree7738 5 років тому +9

      *Jackal

    • @benisscrenis745
      @benisscrenis745 5 років тому +5

      My jokes aren't funny you gonna floss over the fact that he misspelled annoy?

    • @hazeltree7738
      @hazeltree7738 5 років тому +4

      @@benisscrenis745 Oh didn't even realise that.
      *Annoy
      And they need a capital for Cav. Plus a full stop after it.

    • @benisscrenis745
      @benisscrenis745 5 років тому +2

      My jokes aren't funny not to mention he needs to spell Nokk as Nøkk

    • @hazeltree7738
      @hazeltree7738 5 років тому +2

      @@benisscrenis745 I can't do that with O on my phone so I won't discredit them for that.

  • @bombaclat9758
    @bombaclat9758 5 років тому +230

    I feel like not acknowledging tachanka's lack of an ACOG was a wasted opportunity.

    • @God_zill4
      @God_zill4 5 років тому +3

      amen brother

    • @AkibaMomoro
      @AkibaMomoro 5 років тому +8

      The lord needs no such sight

    • @liamchiswell7338
      @liamchiswell7338 5 років тому +1

      Don't forget kapkan until he became two speed

    • @justicebrown1077
      @justicebrown1077 5 років тому +1

      Just make him primary the LMG and very inaccurate, and mountable.

    • @jasonschumacher1412
      @jasonschumacher1412 5 років тому

      @@AkibaMomoro the lord is the sight for he sees all.

  • @aydenfragoso2701
    @aydenfragoso2701 5 років тому +742

    I just realized that danish special forces look exactly like Nokk

    • @yes-par2983
      @yes-par2983 5 років тому +18

      You the net was fiction?

    • @marshmellowshark
      @marshmellowshark 5 років тому +9

      Swamp Force!

    • @Tidings_of_grimm
      @Tidings_of_grimm 5 років тому +85

      It’s because Nokk is part of that danish spec ops unit and it’s their standard gear

    • @BeastTheNinja
      @BeastTheNinja 5 років тому +1

      Yeah

    • @Dehelius
      @Dehelius 5 років тому +40

      @@Tidings_of_grimm Her outfit is frogmen, but her profile says Jaeger, which no woman has managed to join yet.

  • @doctortuxito7532
    @doctortuxito7532 5 років тому +345

    Cav: I sneek sneek sneek
    Nokk: Nothing personal kid
    Cav: OOOOOH NANI

    • @craboverlord478
      @craboverlord478 4 роки тому +18

      You mean;
      Cav: i sneek sneek
      Vigil: I go invisible
      Nokk: *A M A T E U R S*

  • @d4r00d7
    @d4r00d7 5 років тому +3558

    Me: _dumps entire mpx mag into dummy thicc three armor’s body_
    Rook: _EYES GLOW_ *YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE FOR THE HEAD*
    Edit: for those of you saying that it would be team killing I kindly request that you shut

    • @jjhood6155
      @jjhood6155 5 років тому +8

      D4R00D underrated comment

    • @altonhsiung
      @altonhsiung 5 років тому +6

      so u be tking then

    • @OC-hq9hz
      @OC-hq9hz 5 років тому +21

      He got the pin boys. Pack it up, it's over.

    • @nez6000
      @nez6000 5 років тому +2

      Why not use the F.L.N.E.D

    • @hondojulian4001
      @hondojulian4001 5 років тому +2

      Except that Rook too, is a defender.

  • @sly5796
    @sly5796 5 років тому +179

    i half expected this video to start with:
    "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
    and then just cut to the title card at 0:18

    • @aidendean9375
      @aidendean9375 5 років тому

      Lazy_Canes same just same or hear libtard

  • @yeetusdeletus3977
    @yeetusdeletus3977 5 років тому +213

    Me: she’s a phantom
    My friend playing living net: *runs by an enemy*
    Enemy: *grabs bible and cross*

  • @billyjohnson3819
    @billyjohnson3819 5 років тому +78

    Badger: "If you think I ain't startin with Nokk, yall really on some shit"
    Also badger: makes a Warden and a Nomad video before Nokk

    • @dominodoodles193
      @dominodoodles193 3 роки тому +9

      Doesn’t even make a video about Nøkk
      Nøkk: am I joke to you

  • @blueacego86
    @blueacego86 5 років тому +347

    Watching Nøok and Vigil on cams in a 1v1 is gonna be the best thing.

    • @AnymMusic
      @AnymMusic 5 років тому +48

      No your left!
      What do you mean you're next to a wall?
      No I can't fucking see you Vigil

    • @GGGI15
      @GGGI15 5 років тому +15

      battle of the pixels

    • @h20jasonreturn97
      @h20jasonreturn97 5 років тому +4

      Blueacego86 it isn’t Nook it is Nøkk

    • @connoo-101
      @connoo-101 5 років тому +4

      A dead body would just randomly appear when it's over

    • @blueacego86
      @blueacego86 5 років тому +1

      Smolbean540 I have it as Nøok, from my perspective anyways.

  • @f-22raptor36
    @f-22raptor36 5 років тому +177

    Badger: FELLAS... CAN I GET AN AMEN?!?!?!
    Badgers Team:

  • @maplegumm
    @maplegumm 5 років тому +573

    My boi warden looking like the conductor from polar express

  • @simonmarkham4626
    @simonmarkham4626 5 років тому +123

    Nobody:
    Jahova’s witnesses: 10:02

  • @RandyButternips
    @RandyButternips 5 років тому +346

    R6 Players:
    Yo this is so dumb why can't I know the lore and name of this person
    SCP Fanbase:
    First Time?

    • @DevinLatulippe
      @DevinLatulippe 5 років тому +10

      Scp fans like cock

    • @marcelino7875
      @marcelino7875 5 років тому +29

      ah, i see that you're a man of culture as well

    • @xenostyrant4118
      @xenostyrant4118 5 років тому +11

      Skinnyjams Dr Alto Clef would like to know your location.

    • @csabaweisz8791
      @csabaweisz8791 5 років тому +21

      It hits hard in the [DATA EXPUNGED]

    • @KyuutoFoxFX
      @KyuutoFoxFX 5 років тому +13

      Operation Chimera, but it's SCP.

  • @IndiePat
    @IndiePat 5 років тому +389

    Badger: there isn't a operator with a bag over her head.
    Valkyrie: ...

  • @madison8818
    @madison8818 5 років тому +758

    "Mira's Thighs"....
    I see Russianbadger is a man of culture.

    • @Sheff_D_
      @Sheff_D_ 5 років тому +30

      Filthy pesant (inhales) GrIdLoCk ThIgHs

    • @Tivallia9010
      @Tivallia9010 5 років тому +24

      I would like Mira road crush me with her thighs.

    • @gasmaskghost4110
      @gasmaskghost4110 5 років тому +9

      Madison C. Flores i See your a man of Culture Aswell

    • @alejandrator1
      @alejandrator1 5 років тому +17

      Mira has the spanish jamon serrano thighs style.

    • @bengunderman5382
      @bengunderman5382 5 років тому +8

      I'm all about those Ela kielbasa thighs nomsayin?

  • @spotty4849
    @spotty4849 5 років тому +2921

    Plot twist:
    Nokk is vigils mom that was lost in the jungle all those years ago
    Btw this is a joke comment

  • @justsomerandomdude1899
    @justsomerandomdude1899 5 років тому +512

    Nøkk- is a highly trained swamp creature.
    Shrek- is a highly trained swamp creature.
    Nøkk = Shrek confirmed

    • @linked9077
      @linked9077 5 років тому +9

      You called sherk a creature how dare you even think you can compare sherk and nøkk

    • @thatonedude7147
      @thatonedude7147 5 років тому +2

      Sledge is Shrek
      Shrek is Best
      Therefore Sledge is Best

    • @justsomerandomdude1899
      @justsomerandomdude1899 5 років тому +3

      This is the most likes I’ve ever gotten holy crap

    • @sahara9341
      @sahara9341 5 років тому +1

      @@linked9077 You called Shrek sherk how dare you!

    • @zebratikasslash5563
      @zebratikasslash5563 5 років тому +1

      @@linked9077 and you called Shrek a sherk whats your point my guy

  • @ltlu2875
    @ltlu2875 5 років тому +82

    *Loads shotgun with hopeful intent*
    Badger: "YA NEED TO BELIEVE!"

    • @YEAHKINDA
      @YEAHKINDA 5 років тому +3

      Religious*

    • @BLCK_MTAL
      @BLCK_MTAL 5 років тому +2

      *loads an m32 grenade launcher with malicious intent*
      *g r e n a d e s s h a l l r e i g n s u p r e m e u p o n t h e l a n d o f a l l s c r u b s*

    • @YEAHKINDA
      @YEAHKINDA 5 років тому

      @@BLCK_MTAL **primes shield flashes with malicious intent**
      **Loud screaming as you hear the thuds of Fuze, Blitz, and Monty draw closer to you and the hostage**

  • @FeetHigh
    @FeetHigh 5 років тому +415

    With the level of [REDACTED]s on Nøkk lore she might as well be turned into a SCP

  • @DG_427
    @DG_427 5 років тому +45

    9:50 lmao that Jackal, he starts tracking him and notices he is right behind him with a shotty.

  • @Shinigami_Ramen
    @Shinigami_Ramen 5 років тому +456

    Don't you just love when you find your match and she is [REDACTED]

  • @logankeck9824
    @logankeck9824 5 років тому +321

    Famous last words
    Where is she “5 seconds later”
    OH SH-

  • @thevisitor4282
    @thevisitor4282 5 років тому +1216

    Nokk? Cavilla
    Warden? Glasses
    Kafe? Doskoyefski
    Hotel? Trivago

    • @bigtome8093
      @bigtome8093 5 років тому +8

      The visitor dead meme

    • @403nofo2
      @403nofo2 5 років тому +28

      ..How can you not spell Dostoyevsky?

    • @Xavato
      @Xavato 5 років тому

      ich hasse dich, upvote

    • @thevisitor4282
      @thevisitor4282 5 років тому +1

      @@403nofo2 I DONT PLAY R6 NOW MUCH

    • @thevisitor4282
      @thevisitor4282 5 років тому +1

      @@bigtome8093 i.do.not.care

  • @chattur8173
    @chattur8173 5 років тому +942

    *Warden: Wears like no armor*
    YeA ThAtS AbOuT a 1 SpEeD
    (Ik its for balance ITS A JOKE)

    • @briankeogh335
      @briankeogh335 5 років тому +52

      Chattur except his weapons are mediocre and his gadget is dogshit so he’s unbalanced asf
      My man needs to be 3 speed

    • @LoneWolfStuff
      @LoneWolfStuff 5 років тому +6

      @@briankeogh335 honestly warden is my fav defender rn

    • @dolo3836
      @dolo3836 5 років тому +1

      S0M3_FL4M3S guess what Y4S4 he’s getting c4

    • @astro.mp3348
      @astro.mp3348 4 роки тому

      Iss the glasses chief

    • @insensitivity2471
      @insensitivity2471 4 роки тому +1

      Poor warden

  • @ConradTheLonelyStump
    @ConradTheLonelyStump 5 років тому +66

    Badger: (Refers to Warden's Mossberg 590A1 as a Remington 870)
    Mossberg: Am I a joke to you?

    • @ConradTheLonelyStump
      @ConradTheLonelyStump 5 років тому +5

      Get out of here, heretic! You and your overpriced, low-capacity hair dryers you call shotguns.

    • @adrianvandijk1896
      @adrianvandijk1896 5 років тому

      Clash Bandikute Badger is a scrub

  • @omegaoof9636
    @omegaoof9636 5 років тому +159

    Kapkan:no body can sneak up on me >:D
    Therussianbadger:I'm bouta end this man's whole career

    • @ArcyNeo
      @ArcyNeo 5 років тому +3

      Kapkan: okay imma go upstairs there imma hold that position
      Therussianbadger: *places a breach charge* are you sure about that?

  • @TheFuri0uswc
    @TheFuri0uswc 5 років тому +305

    My boi Warden aka 006 out there driving an 87 cutlass

    • @rocketsofly
      @rocketsofly 5 років тому +4

      TheFuriouswc for the Weekend

    • @KFCGAMING55
      @KFCGAMING55 5 років тому +3

      But... did he freak it?

    • @a.nonnymouse7655
      @a.nonnymouse7655 5 років тому

      Peter from Deadpool 2

    • @yugitrump435
      @yugitrump435 5 років тому

      Better be a Cutlass supreme classic. The Sierra's are a joke

  • @hazeltree7738
    @hazeltree7738 5 років тому +100

    Nokk and Warden is the essence of "You can't see me but I can see you"
    Except it's split between them.

    • @lorelei2892
      @lorelei2892 5 років тому

      My jokes aren't funny can’t see nøkk but warden can see you

  • @Zman-lb3ym
    @Zman-lb3ym 5 років тому +398

    So what your saying is nøkk is better at vigil’s job. Than vigil.

    • @BIGDAWG91331
      @BIGDAWG91331 5 років тому +16

      Thats about right bud

    • @hazeltree7738
      @hazeltree7738 5 років тому +8

      Basically.

    • @likkyball8736
      @likkyball8736 5 років тому +2

      .buff vigil

    • @wyatt3552
      @wyatt3552 5 років тому +3

      I mean vigil can run while lions gadget is activated. Which is pretty nice. But yes they need to get rid of the indicators.

    • @noblesplitrex9402
      @noblesplitrex9402 5 років тому

      Zach Williams that’s about right

  • @acene9666
    @acene9666 5 років тому +166

    Me: *sees nøkk is in game*
    Also me: *[Halo Reach skills Activated]*

    • @moodlez3409
      @moodlez3409 5 років тому

      Lo lo lolololololololololololol lololololollloYpkvnoihen pijef p.o.
      erptpl
      trlghmoirmpokm ppk,o,ppl, n2fep9n9pjf2p9j 2rfp9nweopjipjwenipj niwpehn

    • @MintToastIvan
      @MintToastIvan 5 років тому +3

      @@moodlez3409
      Need an ambulance?

    • @Differently_Sane
      @Differently_Sane 5 років тому +1

      @@MintToastIvan its too late for that

    • @MintToastIvan
      @MintToastIvan 5 років тому +1

      @@Differently_Sane
      Well shite

    • @raynbow3000
      @raynbow3000 5 років тому

      Saaaaaame

  • @griffinsmith8376
    @griffinsmith8376 5 років тому +310

    YO WTF as soon as he said "pixelate" my resolution went to 144P. I was like wow that's a cool effect to the vid......shit wait

    • @Hiro-vi8xp
      @Hiro-vi8xp 5 років тому +6

      Lol
      I watched the whole video in 144p, my connection sucks

    • @FormulePoeme807
      @FormulePoeme807 5 років тому +2

      @@Hiro-vi8xp feelsbadman

    • @Hiro-vi8xp
      @Hiro-vi8xp 5 років тому

      @@FormulePoeme807 xD thanks

    • @CowLicker_04
      @CowLicker_04 5 років тому +1

      Griffin Smith hey what guns does that “voodoo lady” have

  • @freezezone6547
    @freezezone6547 5 років тому +67

    Camera:*exists*
    Nøkk: I’m about to end this whole *cameras* career.

    • @havac7179
      @havac7179 4 роки тому +4

      Or this
      Nøkk: *exists*
      Cameras:
      _Guess ill die_

  • @lucapena9330
    @lucapena9330 5 років тому +248

    elite rescue unit: Command, we have a biG sPooKy on the red stairs.

    • @Dgero
      @Dgero 5 років тому +2

      Shit, we gotta send ThE PaIn ShElls

    • @thejudge.2745
      @thejudge.2745 5 років тому

      Launch ze STONKS

  • @kaiya2628-i5n
    @kaiya2628-i5n 5 років тому +41

    He’s literally flipping them off and killing them at the same time..... ULTIMATE BM

  • @AuroraAustralis_
    @AuroraAustralis_ 5 років тому +74

    Nøkk be more [REDACTED] than Level 4 files over at the SCP Foundation.

    • @wrexxyboi4986
      @wrexxyboi4986 5 років тому +7

      Nøkk is the definition of scp level 4 files

    • @supermario12295
      @supermario12295 5 років тому +8

      Nøkk is an SCP confirmed

    • @wrexxyboi4986
      @wrexxyboi4986 5 років тому +3

      * x files plays in the backround*

    • @rift1067
      @rift1067 5 років тому

      LMAO

    • @TFP360
      @TFP360 5 років тому

      I love that the scp fanbase is growing. We used to be 12 weirdos on some weird domain

  • @Valfothr
    @Valfothr 5 років тому +88

    6:58 It’s not “Smonk” it’s *_STONK_*

  • @caelverada1869
    @caelverada1869 5 років тому +295

    Everybody [REDACTED] until [REDACTED] start to [REDACTED]

    • @what3424
      @what3424 5 років тому +14

      Stiùbhart Svein Çiftçi SCP be like

    • @CW-order66
      @CW-order66 5 років тому +7

      Ha😅, that just made me think of this: Everyone act gangsta until nokk becomes [REDACTED]
      [REDACTED]

    • @crimsonsun4312
      @crimsonsun4312 5 років тому +4

      [REDACTED]

    • @dacrazysoldier3473
      @dacrazysoldier3473 5 років тому +3

      [REDACTED]

    • @tiredraven4668
      @tiredraven4668 5 років тому +4

      Stand user: Nøkk
      Stand name: 「REDACTED」

  • @oscarscherer1281
    @oscarscherer1281 5 років тому +131

    Me: "I wonder what crazy thing the new operators will be able to do."
    Ubisoft: *copy pastes vigil on attack*

    • @oscarscherer1281
      @oscarscherer1281 5 років тому

      @@amycox7508 Still uncreative and boring tho

    • @matthewcolquhoun8486
      @matthewcolquhoun8486 5 років тому

      @@oscarscherer1281 its especially bad comparing both ops guns both smokes primaries, valks mpx and deagal and then just randomly vigils smg12 and clash's pistol

    • @oscarscherer1281
      @oscarscherer1281 5 років тому

      @@matthewcolquhoun8486 And naturally all this innovation has to cost 25k

    • @matthewcolquhoun8486
      @matthewcolquhoun8486 5 років тому

      @@oscarscherer1281 well i mean i do have like 100k renown soooooo

  • @junseongpark1843
    @junseongpark1843 5 років тому +144

    According to Nøkk's background information. She usually had night time covert operation. So i guess she is...Nøkkturnal

  • @fynnla.e
    @fynnla.e 5 років тому +31

    People: Tease Mira and Warden for not having an ACOG
    Tachanka: *sweating*

    • @mrdooce7053
      @mrdooce7053 4 роки тому +2

      The lord would be too god have to make it fair for the normies

  • @colinf6177
    @colinf6177 5 років тому +75

    Nøkk is more [REDACTED] than the SCP Foundation

    • @xenoxx2788
      @xenoxx2788 5 років тому +6

      Not if [Data expunged]

    • @calebdaze8514
      @calebdaze8514 5 років тому

      Ahhh here’s the comment I was looking for

    • @apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595
      @apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595 5 років тому

      Look, don't you [REDACTED] on this [Data expunged] Dr. [REDACTED] is watching this [Data expunged]

  • @ducksruleflorida4882
    @ducksruleflorida4882 5 років тому +77

    Someone wanna ruin Badger's day by letting him know Warden's impacts are temporary until we get deployable shields fixed?

  • @R.2.Row.
    @R.2.Row. 5 років тому +80

    So you’re telling me there’s a chance I get to meet badger at E3!!? Bout to be that dude who takes a pic from a mile away and the resolution is so shitty you can’t even tell it’s him

    • @andreyheinrich8931
      @andreyheinrich8931 5 років тому +4

      Hah my picture will be confused with a supposed bigfoot sighting before i explain its badger

  • @flanky7712
    @flanky7712 5 років тому +75

    Ubisoft: * releases nokk*
    Vigil: Am I a joke to you?

    • @zachg.4251
      @zachg.4251 5 років тому +7

      Ubisoft: Yes

    • @bloodblazin8390
      @bloodblazin8390 5 років тому +3

      Well in ranked I hate to see at the top of my screen every 0.2 seconds
      YOU HAVE BEEN SPOTTED
      YOU HAVE BEEN SPOTTED
      YOU HAVE BEEN SPOTTED
      YOU HAVE BEEN SPOTTED
      YOU HAVE BEEN SPOTTED
      YOU HAVE BEEN SPOTTED
      YOU HAVE BEEN SPOTTED
      YOU HAVE BEEN SPOTTED
      YOU HAVE BEEN SPOTTED
      YOU HAVE BEEN SPOTTED
      YOU HAVE BEEN SPOTTED
      YOU HAVE BEEN SPOTTED
      YOU HAVE BEEN SPOTTED

    • @yondabigman4668
      @yondabigman4668 5 років тому +2

      @@bloodblazin8390 heart breaking defeat

    • @elk3407
      @elk3407 5 років тому +1

      Nøkk is literally based on early Vigil concept art. They were gonna make him have the outfit she wears, but it wouldn't make much sense for him to have the outfit of a Danish CTU.

    • @flappynautintheocean8824
      @flappynautintheocean8824 3 роки тому

      Just call me Virgil

  • @ssj4kel
    @ssj4kel 5 років тому +108

    WWS: World Wrestling Siege (I would love to see Zofia suplex Cav)

  • @gus2189
    @gus2189 5 років тому +90

    When’s the ATV off-road fury 2 video I want to see it

  • @msun6526
    @msun6526 5 років тому +174

    WAIT A SECOND
    REDACTED?
    "scp-6666 nokk is a euclid class entity that........."

    • @apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595
      @apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595 5 років тому +7

      'It's ability to cause opponents to scream and "ragequit" is beyond normal human capabilities"

    • @scpwhistleblower2162
      @scpwhistleblower2162 5 років тому +20

      "The Operative codenamed Nøkk, assigned to Mobile Task Force █████████ is something of an anomaly to all but her immediate peers, and due to the deliberate compartmentalization of information, even to many of the Foundation's administration outside of O5 Personnel and MTF ███'s internal command structure.
      Despite her reputation as a lone wolf, she is nonetheless a highly capable and competent addition to the MTF and can be relied on for intelligence gathering and counter-surveillance operations. This was most recently evidenced during her vanguard deployment to secure a potential anomalous object in terrorist hands during the incident in ██████, Russia.
      Thanks to her technical aptitude and competence in the field, her use of the experimental HEL ██████████████████ apparatus has been shown to greatly assist in covert operations, but due to its classified and experimental nature, knowledge of its development and deployment is not common. Due to this, her ability to mask █████ and dynamically render herself immune to ██████████ observation has sparked an unfounded rumour amongst junior mission support personnel that she is a sapient SCP entity pressed into service with MTF █████████. On occasion, Nøkk has deliberately exaggerated this, either in an attempt to play to up to the rumour, or simply to amuse her unit."

    • @lingxingching6549
      @lingxingching6549 5 років тому +9

      SCP-6666 takes the form of a humanoid figure with what appears to he netting covering it's head, any attempt in removing the "net" from SCP-6666 will result in SCP-6666 using it's inhuman ability.
      *RESTRICTED ACCESS*
      *ADMINISTRATION CONFIRMED*
      SCP-6666's ability allows it to become invisible and incredibly quiet.
      Due to SCP-6666's "ability", it is extremely difficult to keep track of SCP-6666 as it renders invisible to surveillance systems due to this, D-Class Personnel are sent into a room with a 2-way mirror connected with the 2 rooms and the D-Class Personnel are instructed to keep watch of SCP-6666 within regular 3 Hour shifts per day.
      Addendum: Incident *SCP-6666-1*
      4 D-Class personnel are sent to SCP-6666's room to try and "unmask" SCP-6666.
      2 minutes later, the D-Class personnel formed their plan in order to get it's "net".
      A minute later, the plan is set into play.
      As soon as the "net-grabber" just touched it with one finger, all D-Class personnel on site were killed and at the same time the lights were out for approximately 2 seconds.
      *None of the observers noticed any movement and sounds during that 2-second window*
      Note: SCP-6666 is only fatal when it activates it's "ability" (It's ability was therefore named, *Hel Presence* )

    • @quarthkankleson2841
      @quarthkankleson2841 5 років тому +1

      Don’t you mean Keter

    • @loafofrope4118
      @loafofrope4118 5 років тому

      Containme t breach

  • @crystalclearchaos5387
    @crystalclearchaos5387 5 років тому +68

    Russianbadger: everything about nøk is redacted
    amgn scp mobile task force: wait thats [redacted ]

    • @mrdooce7053
      @mrdooce7053 4 роки тому

      Hi Can you explain why you everyone likes my name so gyadt dayum much

  • @ELDENRINGER0000
    @ELDENRINGER0000 5 років тому +52

    nøkken is scandinavien folk lore and is actuly a swamp monster

    • @UAKClef
      @UAKClef 5 років тому +4

      Specifically a water spirit and is also present in germanic folklore

    • @Borderhopperlol
      @Borderhopperlol 5 років тому +3

      Nøkk in the us means a scary ass fuckin human

  • @Thure.
    @Thure. 5 років тому +113

    When Badger picks the operator who's country you're from.
    **MAXIMUM DANISH**

  • @mato2k
    @mato2k 5 років тому +31

    Nobody:
    Ubisoft: Let’s bring back Danny Phantom

  • @primarchsanguinius
    @primarchsanguinius 5 років тому +11

    Badger: "You must have seven fingers and two thumbs or something."
    Me: Has two thumbs on one hand "Uhhhhhhhh."

    • @KeychainWolf
      @KeychainWolf 4 роки тому +1

      Gonna be honest... I tried out that claw grip to see what was up with it and well it's feels pretty good... Don't know how good in a game setting but the intial feeel is nice.

  • @tezer2d
    @tezer2d 5 років тому +99

    Just like Mira, Warden is teased for not having an ACOG???
    I think you wanted to say: Warden is blessed just like our Lord Tachanka

    • @callmegrandpoggers
      @callmegrandpoggers 5 років тому +1

      Why are siege players so horny about acog?

    • @updog4100
      @updog4100 5 років тому

      @@callmegrandpoggers for real
      Like, deal with it

    • @jxckalito
      @jxckalito 5 років тому

      Warden is the new LORD of Siege with his funky running animation and sick ass Kentucky drawl

    • @callmegrandpoggers
      @callmegrandpoggers 5 років тому

      @@updog4100 it was just a question

    • @updog4100
      @updog4100 5 років тому

      @@callmegrandpoggers no no
      I'm directing the DWI part to the horny players

  • @cloudbulb
    @cloudbulb 5 років тому +156

    RED DOOT GANG!
    *deep inhale*
    ...assemble...

  • @dedmajor
    @dedmajor 5 років тому +26

    The FMG being called a “futuristic lazer beam”?
    Hey I’ve seen this one! Battlefield Hardline throwback

  • @WEEDCLOWN
    @WEEDCLOWN 3 роки тому +1

    this was a video where he was uncertain
    but after that, three memes came from that even
    PMM + badger is just KETER CLASS

  • @daddydoc4227
    @daddydoc4227 5 років тому +21

    Russian badger: "When she activates her infinite stones"
    Thanos: fine let's do this for a third time

  • @otsolamminen8519
    @otsolamminen8519 5 років тому +27

    Warden looks like he is about to bust your dome with a Carl-Gustaf M4 shooting canister charges

  • @twomanyyeets3379
    @twomanyyeets3379 5 років тому +43

    Warden is *Litterally* the definition of the glowing eyes meme.
    Change my mind

  • @steelewalker1527
    @steelewalker1527 5 років тому +13

    12:02 got me thinking about Terminator

  • @zionxd844
    @zionxd844 5 років тому +54

    I GOT A BIG SPOOK ON LEFT.
    *GOES INTO DANNY PHANTOM MODE*
    She’s the phantom.

  • @shadowskiez7152
    @shadowskiez7152 5 років тому +17

    Mute: I can jam almost anything
    Cav: I will go sneaky girl and find anyone
    Warden: I have Google Glasses!

  • @ferdishernandez1795
    @ferdishernandez1795 5 років тому +86

    I realized today that I played against heavenly in a match.... the claw explains why I died so quickly

  • @poggersquirrel583
    @poggersquirrel583 5 років тому +19

    Elite skin for her is just a tactical wedding dress with the veil.

  • @shd6096
    @shd6096 5 років тому +13

    Badger: you need to Believe
    Joseph Seed: YES

  • @ethanjames1916
    @ethanjames1916 5 років тому +88

    Random stranger: if you press this button you will be able to copyright memes but you will have to use suppressors on all of your weapons
    Child Gamora: did you do it?
    Me: PERHAPS

  • @defaultsoop8723
    @defaultsoop8723 5 років тому +60

    I'm flashing back to badjers battlefield Hardline video on the folding starwars gun

    • @HadiOwns
      @HadiOwns 5 років тому +1

      OH MY GOD THANK YOU FOR SOMEONE THAT REMEMBERS

    • @squib7331
      @squib7331 5 років тому +1

      Soop I found ya here too lad

    • @squib7331
      @squib7331 5 років тому +1

      Me too lad I still remember *I always remeber*

    • @defaultsoop8723
      @defaultsoop8723 5 років тому +1

      @@squib7331 indeed

    • @defaultsoop8723
      @defaultsoop8723 5 років тому

      @@HadiOwns np

  • @CyberPie-gp3ho
    @CyberPie-gp3ho 5 років тому +18

    “What’s a bystander?”
    THIS POST WAS MADE BY THE FUZE GANG

  • @fionna7274
    @fionna7274 5 років тому +18

    nokk with the suppressed deagle :eyes glow you coward can never stop me:

  • @demigoddaedra4327
    @demigoddaedra4327 5 років тому +20

    Badger: nokk
    Me: nokked up, The one who nokks, or my personal favorite...
    Ṋ̵̌̓̈́o̶͓̟̳̟͚͐̐̄̈̂͑k̴̲̣͂͗̿̎̓k̶̑̍̚̚ͅ

  • @ivibewitharocketlauncher2250
    @ivibewitharocketlauncher2250 5 років тому +38

    More bager playing operation spoopy woman 2: electric boogaloo
    (Also hope you win I will be cheering for you all the way)

  • @leifabianhidajat4872
    @leifabianhidajat4872 5 років тому +124

    70% OFF???!! bro i bought it full price...
    *Press F to Regret.*

  • @kairowkuroshi1371
    @kairowkuroshi1371 5 років тому +5

    Badger: *Breathes*
    Also Badger: Thanks for sponsoring this video.

  • @hawkerben1158
    @hawkerben1158 5 років тому +13

    Warden: * hears ash breaching round* my Satan senses are tingling!

  • @caustic3467
    @caustic3467 5 років тому +6

    Nokk: REDACTED
    Price: "going dark"

  • @XenYor
    @XenYor 5 років тому +6

    I definitely regret not clicking on Badger’s videos any sooner, and I’m talking months sooner. Probably my new favorite Siege channel 😂👌
    You sir have earned a sub 😎👍

  • @jettdominick3878
    @jettdominick3878 5 років тому +7

    See, this is what I've always said.
    "Vigil would only be good, if he was on attack and his cloak was passive" I love nokk so much wtf

    • @binipplepielord6499
      @binipplepielord6499 5 років тому

      It's not a passive it works just like vigils when activated but silent step included just weaker versions of both

  • @rileystickney9441
    @rileystickney9441 5 років тому +18

    Lol the Jim Pickens at 8:51 my boi Call Me Kevin

  • @Lulunananu
    @Lulunananu 5 років тому +31

    wish Warden had MP9, literally would give him the coolest loadout.

  • @mcmaplesyrup459
    @mcmaplesyrup459 4 роки тому +6

    9:23 nobody wanna talk about how he said 870 when talking about the 590?

  • @ayojo8676
    @ayojo8676 5 років тому +31

    Tony Stark: Friday turn my glasses on
    Warden: *Hold my SMG 12*

  • @ΧρήστοςΚαμαρινός
    @ΧρήστοςΚαμαρινός 5 років тому +15

    Badger:How much editing do you want?
    Me:Yes

  • @Xxn00bslayerxX
    @Xxn00bslayerxX 5 років тому +9

    Caveira: Did you bring condom
    Vigil: No
    Caveira: Oh well
    9 months later
    Nøkk:*exists*

  • @dauntegomez613
    @dauntegomez613 5 років тому +27

    I love how most of this video is just "straight ca-"