I know you're a bot, and that this is unrelated to the video, but you're kind of right. Good bot. I like you. You, and cookie bot are the only ones that get a pass from me. Everyone else can go screw themselves.
2:40 I hate how everybody who makes videos like this says "Crushing crunchy and soft things BY car,". It's "WITH A car," unless those fools failed grammar classes.
If you hate flamingo why are you watching his videos like that makes no sense you're probably a fan and you are mad because flamingo band you with admin
this whole video is just albert playing with his fidget and watching pink adopt me dog get murdered by another player with its car. and thats what you call great content
flamingo has applied about 67,000 newtons of force to an armidollo (if he has an average car) and with that amount of force he made the armidillo die a gruesom death i have no idea why i calculated the newtons of force he was crashing into that animal with but i did. and i'm happy about it kind of
Albert is the only man alive who can talk about killing things without it being weird
True
flamingo is so terrible
@@thefathamster9345 What do you get from making a bot to hate on him
Albert and MrBeast is the only youtuber that’s actually being a human
Ok kakashi fanboy
I like how Albert complains how he is old even though he is 24
WAIT-
People who are 25 be like: 😶
yeah lol
@TheUA-camCriminal bruh
My mom is 39 and u Albert says he’s old my dad is 42
“Art disturbs the comfortable, and comforts the disturbed”
what
I know you're a bot, and that this is unrelated to the video, but you're kind of right. Good bot. I like you. You, and cookie bot are the only ones that get a pass from me. Everyone else can go screw themselves.
@@rlmnewvideosoutmychannel7421 bettet 😫
@@rlmnewvideosoutmychannel7421 you must have been dropped too many times as a child
@@rlmnewvideosoutmychannel7421 bet bro
3:11 THE WAY THE CRACKING SOUNDED LIKE REAL BONES THO- 😭
It was real bones wh 3:11 at you on abt?🙄
@@mr.suolakurkkuit sounds like my dogs ashes
"I made a full essay on how I HATE you."
- Me to my essay paper
@@rlmnewvideosoutmychannel7421
amogus
@Bruh Bruh no
@@rlmnewvideosoutmychannel7421 I like to commit very murderous acts on Tuesdays
@MrBeast loves you god this bot
@@rlmnewvideosoutmychannel7421 Your uncle cheated on you with your sister.
3:09 was the best laugh flamingo did in a while
Ikr
reminds me of the Albert stuff channel
3:11
@@jizukixa_kuronoyuichiro 3:13
@@Nerd9361 thanks for reminding me of this video
His laugh no joke is a gift from God.
Yep is a gif from gad
?
@@Bee_luv- his laugh basically is a gift from god
Ikr
HIS VOCAL CORDS ARE FROM GOD
It makes my day to see Albert laughing this much 3:10
crunchy
"that was not a toy dog" 3:28
@@skibiditoiletsigma12344crunchy dog
Same i cant stop rewatching that part
*squeak squeak squeak squeak sque-æeeh- CRUNCH*
"By doing nothing, he does everything." First time? - Luigi
@HUGE HATER we get it dud eur tryna get attention
@HUGE HATER imagine having a brain
Couldn’t be this guy
Flamingo is such a terrible youtuber lol
@@urmad1318 why are you on his channel then?
@@urmad1318 then why did you watch his video?
"Is it the new fidget spinner?"
*"It doesn't spin."*
-flamingo
IM BETTER THAN FLAMINGO 😎😎😎
@@pooman4935 ok
Heyyyyyyyyy daddy ;)
Flamingo hater bots need to stop.
@@pooman4935 omg i just searched the entire yt platform and I couldn’t find who asked
"I killed an animal"
Albert 2 seconds later: *"g a m i n g"*
@Bruh Bruh uh oh, it's the bot
@Bruh Bruh Flamingo is A teacher for me so I can scream
HAHA
@Bruh Bruh u have a video called to all self promoters but u are 🤔
@Bruh Bruh says the person with only 4 videos
3:11 very wholesome moment between the two families!!! i cried :(((
omggg... dog in thumbnail took a biiiig L i gues.s.,..s
Hey verified cool pfp cute person with tear in ur pfp guy!
yes.s.v hef+. didd.
Hi chaseroony, love your arsenal vids
Yes rip dogan gamsey
Crack crack splash splash
"by doing nothing he is doing everything"
-Albert 2021.
XD
😭
Albert requiem
best quote
Luigi be like
"What kind of sorcery is this?"
"This is Satan's world"
-Albert 2021
I’m sorry to be an auto correct but it’s work unless I’m bad at hearing correct me if I’m wrong.
@Oh shoot matt died your right
Stolen commwnt
Hi
Work*
5:21 He literately sounds like mr.krabs
Flamingo:Dies laughing when the toy dogs "bones break"
Poor robot puppy or toy puppy
@@dakota_edits2507 IIt was funny i laughed
@@vancewalden7748 same 😭😂
Funny toy go crack
Roblox sucks i hope people quit and play gods game like or no skills
The only person who can say he’s killed something and it wouldn’t be weird
I stepped on a snail yesterday
@@Cal15212 did you give it a proper funeral?
@@sandjoonsI used a ping pong ball as a grave marker
Its wierd to so that?
@@gweekpatato1216 it’s not weird to murder. It’s scary.
when albert said “guys i just ran over a armadillo” he sounded so proud and accomplished about it.
"guys I just ran over an armadillo :)"
That’s the greatest achievement, I’ve tried doing that but I drive extremely terrible
@@sdh- you go then
@@hearts4hearin go where
@@sdh- you go try to make the achieve I meant lol
3:10 was so lol, albert chuckling about dead dog had me hornswoggled
“By doing nothing he’s doing everything”
Albert 2021-
I was laughing so hard that my stomach started hurting 🤧
@@g0rex9i32 R.I.P
Yes
I saw that part when I saw this comment-
@@g0rex9i32 AYEE I SAW YOU SOMEWHERE
“By doing nothing he is doing everything” spoken like a true genius
@HUGE HATER you almost got me there
@HUGE HATER he is doing what he loves and that’s what matters and he played it in one vid
Geniuss my man
@HUGE HATER bro if your a hater and watching his videos your obviously obsessed
@HUGE HATER ewww, new account yuck 🤮
“My mom was driving one night and saw a plastic bag in the road” is what I would say until she heard a crunch and realized it was an armadillo.
I hope flamingo stop playing Roblox and play fortnite instead of roblox
@@rlmnewvideosoutmychannel7421 lol
@@rlmnewvideosoutmychannel7421 your addicted to fortnite
@@raine7304 you’re addicted to not knowing the difference between your and you’re
@@screamindog8772 and?
For some reason, the dog getting ran over was the most satisfying to me lol JUST THE SOUND OF THE “bones” BREAKING IS JUST 🤌!
"by doing nothing he is doing everything"
Bro this guy became Luigi
I hope flamingo stop playing Roblox and play fortnite instead of roblox
Nobody really plays it that much anymore
@@rlmnewvideosoutmychannel7421 yes!!! troll accounts for the win!!!
@@rlmnewvideosoutmychannel7421 lmfao
@@rlmnewvideosoutmychannel7421 RLM "roblox lives matter"
“By doing nothing, he’s doing everything”
-The art of war, Sun Tzu
Dad?
@no
@ go hate yourself
@Bruh Bruh why are you watching him them 😐
@@rainy-f7q dont answer to bot comment
“I think we learned quite a plenty today.”
-Albert 2021
Learn the truth that the earth is flat and NASA has been lying to us.
@@theshrimp4729 sources?
yes. yes we have.
@@Fruitjuice212 I think it’s a joke
I hope
@TheUA-camCriminal why are you watching him
“By doing nothing he is doing everything”
English teachers: **sniffs** so beautiful
flamingo is so terrible
@@thefathamster9345 just like your humor lol
@@thefathamster9345 get out of here if your gonna hate him he is amazing
@@thefathamster9345 so are you
@@thefathamster9345 Hey man. I just wanted to say, who asked?
“Crunchy dog” is the wises words I have ever heard.
C R O N C H
ORAORAORA
Crunchy human
@@mentallyinsanelmao crunchy balls
@@TheGreatFrieGMD Crunchy C- Nvm
I remember when kendamas where the “it” thing in school, legit everyone had one.
Reading this made me sad for some reason- we always used to play them in gym
saw a Reddit post mention them a month ago, was sad for a day
flamingo is so terrible
@@thefathamster9345 I died when u said that cause you have almost more comments than anyone I ever seen on this channel
@@NutScratcher43 especially since he joined 3 weeks ago
Pov Albert (flamingo) running over the armadillo:
The name of the video is: "Why did this person upload this video"
"By doing nothing, he is doing everything"
Flamingo x Dhar Mann Collab?!?
@Bruh Bruh stfu your a grown man. act like it.
Idk
there is still a dhar mann comrade
@Bruh Bruh flamingo is better then u not to be rude
@Bruh Bruh Correction: "Flamingo is soo underrated I can't beat him!"
"By doing nothing, he is doing everything."
-Albert
2021
When I read the comment, he said it 😂
@@viv8961 when I read your reply he said it-
pog
@@Banana-lol63 .
“by doing nothing, he’s doing everything”
-albert 2021
Albert: that’s not a toy dog!
Also Albert: UA-cam, I think that was a toy dog
Also Albert: tHATS A REAL DOG, U JUST WITTNESSEd A CRIME
That toy dog was my childhood
I used to break itd legs because it was annoying going around the table and fallung
@@Emuruirobo oh god same my real dog used to get jealous of it to so sometimes when I was annoyed I’d feed my toy dog to my real dog
ok
we watched the video, emma.
“UA-cam, that is not a real dog don’t worry”
“Between you and me, that was a real dog”
Real dog
@@peni5914 god laeR
@@Caligtag God lair.
-Past- *Future* Diary
@@Interyoalty Got lairs?
1:25 the way albert says simple dimple is more satisfying than a pop it
"By doing nothing he is doing everything"
So inspirational 😔
Heyyyyyyyy daddy ;)
flamingo is terrible
Flamingo is bad
@@Captain_ZER0 im not your dad im a girl girls cant be dads
we need flamingo banned since he sucks
"By doing nothing, he's doing everything"
- Albert 2021
Lol
I knew someone would comment this
Lmao
69th like
albert really meant it when he said he’s always late to trends, he’s playing with the 2016-trendy kendamas
Kendamas are timeless
Roblox Sucks! I hope flamingo and his fan play fortnite instead of Roblox
Hi
Hello everyone
@@rlmnewvideosoutmychannel7421 no
3:10 dog moment
1:30
“What is this sorcery? This is Satan’s work” 👹👍
Yeah
Flamingo is such a terrible youtuber lol
@@ceegeetee ur mom
@@urmad1318 ur mad
verified moment
After hearing the toy dog's bones breaking i can imagine my back breaking-
Learn the truth that the earth is flat and NASA has been lying to us.
It physically hurt me
@@theshrimp4729 im listening
@TheUA-camCriminal bruh
@TheUA-camCriminal ok then why you come
3:32 C R U N C H Y D O G
💀💀💀
🐕 _ _ _🚙 ===>
💀💀💀 3:33 2:33 is crazy
I did that on purpose once
3:31
3:16 albert feeling ACTUAL disgust
Flamingo: *talks about how he killed an animal*
Also flamingo 2 seconds later: *plays with toy thing*
@@YourWierdBestieThatsFromPoland who the fuck was talking about iphones or airpods
its a kendama
けん玉。
@@YourWierdBestieThatsFromPoland I’m still waiting for you to up load it’s been 1 year
@@terravane_5333. Dont swear, minors probably watched this video.
"Son, take out the dog please."
proceeds to run it over with a car
THIS NEEDS MORE LIKES LMAO
3:10
This is so underrated 💀
GET HIM MORE LIKES BROTHA
lol
3:11 flamingo has laughed at animals death for way too long, today is flamingos 5th case with PETA.
What a good person ;D
Is this a joke or u actually serious
@@clarey3631 joke
The crunch was so satisfying. Man I would happy if it was a real dog
Albert is literally obsessed with the kendama
Hmmm
Lol your obsessed with the new trend kid??? I think you are that type of kid who wach Tiktok and PH evry day...LOL (:
@@FutureNbaHallOfFamer
what the fuck does ph stand for
@@67niilo i can answer tho how old are u
@@donteatmycheeze4901 don't tell him he's too innocent
"By doing nothing, he's doing everything"
-How to live life, Albert
Cringe
@@se7en427 like ur existence
@@lynixory3567 That’s a good burn
@@se7en427 is what your parents said when they saw ur face
The kid in the cart wiry the green id prob doctor strange
albert: *talks about killing armadillo*
also albert: *plays with toy*
Nice pfp
He played with the armadillo.
what an original comment.
koen shut up
Fortnite sucks, Go back to roblox!
Albert is the ONLY man that can make me laugh when I’m crying
“ That’s why I looove...Nestle Crunch ! “
3:11
ngl its pretty tasty
yummy yummy so crunchy
*CRUNCHY*
It sounds like it xd
You monster
“how am i supposed to look like a cute anime babe?- 🥺”
@TheUA-camCriminal *uses uno reverse card* no YOU
@TheUA-camCriminal no you now stop putting this comment everyone
@TheUA-camCriminal no you are lol
@TheUA-camCriminal let me see you do any better
There’s this cool horror games called The Experiments you should try!
@ ok sure
@ you know someone still holds the world record of being to most hated,right?
@ and do you know who that is?,hxtler.
@ so give up on your dreams
@@themagicalcat9017 it's just a trick to get veiws on the video
“I’ve hit an armadillo with my car” … 💀💀💀 continually plays with weird cup and ball thing
" *she said she could but she couldn't -- and she never will.* "
-Wise words from Flamgo
Edit: Timestamp 2:24
How do u get that big black text?
Cocna, I just used my fonts-
*e*
*turn it red black moo green noo*
@@haumeaisthebestplanet add * at the start and end of your sentence to do *this stuff*
I love how Albert doesn’t have an Outro he just says bye
Just like my dad going to get milk
@@hollow_tae1016 NO JSJSIDI
It’s awesome I don’t have to hear dubstep music when the video ends
@@greasypickles ikr
EEEEEEEE
The sheer fear in his eyes and voice when the toy dog went *Crack*
My videos is better than roblox
rlm sucks rlm sucks
@Bruh Bruh flamingo is sucks? okay lol
@bruhbruh sorry he try’s to make his content like yours
@Bruh Bruh then why are u here-?
2:40
I hate how everybody who makes videos like this says "Crushing crunchy and soft things BY car,". It's "WITH A car," unless those fools failed grammar classes.
"By doing nothing, he is doing everything."
Most inspirational quotes.
Luigi in mario party:
@@HazelMist I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THAT-
how about am now
OH FUC- 333 LIKES :0
@@CryingKitty1 Ohhhh! Nice name love it! reminds me of mint tea
3:12 this made me think what is life to suffer
Underrated comment
his intro music is literally so peaceful compared to his videos-
edit: the replies are getting weird
Heyyyyyyyy daddy ;)
flamingo is terrible
@@Captain_ZER0 wtf
honestly it sounds menacing
It's explicit
When the dog crunched I died laughing, literally, I’m sick rn and I killed my throat 💀
Same but I am not sick
@@RebelTankX funny how you replied today, I’m sick again 💀
@@fridays_eq I don't know why I had replied with that.
"By doing nothing, he's doing everything"
-pop it 2021
Fortnite sucks, Go back to roblox!
@@meeeeeeeee8249 yooo
Learn the truth that the earth is flat and NASA has been lying to us.
Mom's dinner was so good 😋
. ∧ ∧
(´･ω･) =3
/ ⌒ヽ
(人＿＿つ_つ
@@meeeeeeeee8249 what do you mean😐❓ I don't play fortnite🚫🚫
PLOT twist: there was a real dog inside the "toy" one
nice profile picture :)
That's why I saidIf you subscribe to me and flamingo you will not be the crunchy dog
If you hate flamingo why are you watching his videos like that makes no sense you're probably a fan and you are mad because flamingo band you with admin
@HUGE HATER Lmao if u hate flamingo so much why watch him or EVEN bother to write a hate comment? Like bruh.
@HUGE HATER wtf
this whole video is just albert playing with his fidget and watching pink adopt me dog get murdered by another player with its car. and thats what you call great content
Partatoe
Yessir
s c p p o t a t o
@@shurk1670 y e s
Yessir
3:11 “the bones breaking” it feels like they tried to make it sound like that
"WE'RE NOT JUST TELLING STORIES WE'RE CHANGING LIVES"
Your username is literally perfect
@Bruh Bruh You ain't
How did I get ricked rolled though a user name
This is now dhar man
@Bruh Bruh on your own channel you made a vid about how much you hated self promoters, look at yourself :/
Albert: “This is Satans Work.”
Also Albert In Every Game: *Wheres the guns?*
Ur satan
Ur Satan
Ur satan
Ur satan
*"BY DOING NOTHING HE IS DOING EVERYTHING"*
Top 5 Famous quotes from flamingo
Heyyyyyyyy daddy ;)
flamingo is terrible
Obviously someone is subscribed to Flamingo and has the notification bell on... ironic your a hater.
@@thefathamster9345 then why do you have notifs on
we need flamingo banned since he sucks
"guys i just ran over an armadillo"
**2 seconds later**
" Look at me guys im *g a m i n g* "
Albert: "they are accomplices" *starts playing kendama"
Flamingo is such a terrible youtuber lol
@@urmad1318 *becomes mad and punches*
“By Doing Nothing He Is Doing Everything.”
Sheer Poetry.
@ mother overweight problems
@Bruh Bruh Haha , nice try to promote your channel bommer!
Flamingo is such a terrible youtuber lol
@@urmad1318 no
Epic
3:10 HIS REACTION LOL
His face lit up
IK LOL
IKR
*c r u n c h y d o g*
2:23
My younger sisters had like 3 of those stupid toy dogs. This moment brought me joy 3:09 .
“ By doing nothing he’s doing everything “
-albert 2021
I just went through that. By waking up and falling off the bed, and waking everyone up. P.S *i regretted it.*
Albert: *talks about running over an animal*
Also a second after: *plays with his toy*
4:20 I just love how much albert talks about murdering an innocent animal and then goes back to playing with his toy
I love how he was just playing with his toy and talking about literally 20 subjects 😂
I like how Albert makes a game wholesome without trying.
Have you seen this video? it is the opposite of what he does
@@peterpeter4178 it's almost like that's the whole point huh 🤔
"wholesome"
@ oh shut up :)
@ When will you stop /:
“I’m old”
“I don’t know what that is”
flamingo: **is 24 years old**
Heyyyyyyyy daddy ;)
...
What the hell is that first reply
@@Captain_ZER0 boi what in the ~heck~
I'm ˢᵘᵇˢᶜʳᶦᵇᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵒⁿᵉ ʷʰᵒ ˢᵘᵇˢᶜʳᶦᵇᵉˢ ᵗᵒ ᵐᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ˡᶦᵏᵉˢ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᶜᵒᵐᵐᵉⁿᵗ''''''
1:25 just the way he says simple dimple is so depressing
I’m rewatching his old videos and when 2:44 came up my dog became so excited and started jumping around💀
flamingo has applied about 67,000 newtons of force to an armidollo (if he has an average car) and with that amount of force he made the armidillo die a gruesom death i have no idea why i calculated the newtons of force he was crashing into that animal with but i did. and i'm happy about it kind of
ok Albert Einstein
@@lexi.fulk11 ok high school dropout, actually you probably are still in elementary
@@tomfooIeryz what?? I’m literally 14 tf
@@tomfooIeryz where in the world did that reply come from wtf
He has a Tesla models x I think… Or maybe s
“By doing nothing he’s doing everything”
-Flamingo 2021
Albert: i killed an animal
Also albert: starts playing with "FIDGET TOY😮"
Learn the truth that the earth is flat and NASA has been lying to us.
@TheUA-camCriminal bruh
@@frankovalencia7720 don't give him the attention he wants
@@kd_unbloxing7269 don't give him the attention he wants
2:17 the fact that albert says ow to him hitting it on the desk is so me core
His reaction to the dog is priceless.
“there’s 5 year olds playing this game for stress, what are you stress for?”
their mother didnt buy them a ps5
He wants money
@Bruh Bruh shut up bot
@Bruh Bruh bot
Im better than @HUGE HATER
Flamingo: "My parents sold me for 3 fidgets and I have had trust issues ever since"
*Continues to play with his toy like nothing ever happened*
@HUGE HATER welcome to the internet you just joined 19 minutes ago
@@reychiu2581 lmaooo
@HUGE HATER sure that's innocent lol, and the bots don't reply back to people and say that they're bots themselves.
@HUGE HATER farewell my robot friend
@HUGE HATER you're the only innocent bot I have seen in a reply section.
Dog: breaks bones flamingo: crunchy dog
I love how he tries to make himself sound innocent when he was talking about the armadillo he ran over
Not me who forgot what an armadillo is- 😭 I had to search it up lol
@@aquatacrystal5428 LOL
@Chikka TheDoge oh ty
Has anyone noticed how in almost every one of his videos he's always recording REALLY late?
did you never know this?
He literally clarifies that in every video
@@BloxxBaxter no he doesnt
@@hectormgarduzardz watch any video and you’ll see he is always saying “ I’m up super late “
kasane teto Hai Teto :D
I just love the fact that a grown man makes so much kids laugh and make them happy and spends a lot of money-
flamingo ⓘⓢ ⓣⓡⓐⓢⓗ ⓜⓨ ⓟⓛⓐⓨⓛⓘⓢⓣ ⓘⓢ ⓑⓔⓣⓣⓔⓡ!!!!!!!!!!
Kids don't watch him-
@@kylemaclennan7733 they do
@@kylemaclennan7733 uhhhh yeah kids dont watch him
@@kylemaclennan7733 I watched him when I was like 8
4:34 pls can we have 9 seconds silence for the armadillo
"By doing nothing, he is doing everything." -Flamingo, 2021
By doing nothing i get BOBUX
yes Queen
Flamingo:I just ran over a amardillo
Also flamingo: *GAMING*
This is stupid comment
Roblox is for failures. Fortnite is for winners
@@rlmnewvideosoutmychannel7421 then why are you watching a roblox you tubers channel dum dum
only albert can talk about running over an armadillo and i’m not gonna lie still make me laugh.
only albert.
Are you saying that you’re laughing bc an animal died? Don’t you get it how fucking sick that is
@@1mhungryy447 bro chill out dude 💀
amimal lives matter
@@1mhungryy447 nah it funny
LES GO BRENT TV FAN