Roblox games that were made for literal babies

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  • Опубліковано 27 лис 2024

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  • @liamdrums6
    @liamdrums6 4 роки тому +29949

    Albert would be a great father.

  • @s9659
    @s9659 4 роки тому +5514

    "do u want to die?"
    *sometimes*
    "well right now u dont"
    *depression cured*

    • @LukeandKyle764
      @LukeandKyle764 4 роки тому +76

      i comment on stuff xD

    • @j_zr
      @j_zr 4 роки тому +151

      Woah 69 likes
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      EDIT:
      HOLY SHEEP I NEVER GOT MORE THAN 50 LIKES IN MY WHOLE LIFE THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST YOYOYOTOTOYOTOYOYOYOYOOYYOYOYOYOYO
      YEEDDEEEEET
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      EDIT 2: REMINDED ME THAT THIS IS CRINGE AND I SHOULD GO KILL MYSELF

    • @cottoncandyqueen2063
      @cottoncandyqueen2063 4 роки тому +16

      XD

    • @randomcat5680
      @randomcat5680 4 роки тому +16

      i comment on stuff *lmao*

    • @xxblueberryxxplays6284
      @xxblueberryxxplays6284 4 роки тому +9

      *cri* YES FINALLY

  • @kiesharichenburg3792
    @kiesharichenburg3792 4 роки тому +342

    1:07 the way albert smiled twice while abusing the head-

    • @revanzro
      @revanzro 4 роки тому +36

      ÌtšØmęgå Vïtñż no he’s not smiling he’s just gritting his teeth

    • @carsonyeohkaisheng7542
      @carsonyeohkaisheng7542 4 роки тому +15

      @@revanzro he just happy to kill the digusting baby

    • @Azumoku
      @Azumoku 4 роки тому +8

      @@revanzro indeed

    • @ivanbrida2214
      @ivanbrida2214 4 роки тому +2

      Papetroll

    • @dfhbuin8546
      @dfhbuin8546 4 роки тому +1

      ÌtšØmęgå Vïtñż the man behind the slaughter

  • @TobiasClips7734
    @TobiasClips7734 4 місяці тому +214

    Imagine growing up and finding out you were in a flamingo video when you were three years old and didn’t know how to jump and repeatedly got made fun of

    • @I_InvestNFTs
      @I_InvestNFTs 3 місяці тому +2

      Your 7?

    • @AussieGuy-qb8mh
      @AussieGuy-qb8mh 3 місяці тому +23

      @@I_InvestNFTsthey’re not saying they were one of the three year olds, they said IMAGINE being one of the three year olds and seeing this video when you’re older

    • @RealYoGemStar
      @RealYoGemStar Місяць тому

      @@I_InvestNFTsyou are actually so stupid

    • @VENTlLATION
      @VENTlLATION Місяць тому +4

      @@I_InvestNFTs Are YOU?

    • @I_InvestNFTs
      @I_InvestNFTs Місяць тому +4

      @@VENTlLATION Oh mb i’m actually hella dumb

  • @ownag.e
    @ownag.e 2 роки тому +650

    4:13 crazy how flamingo manage to overpower the creator of the game

    • @raquelbriskin
      @raquelbriskin 2 роки тому +6

      It's not that crazy, it's very believable lol

    • @Dontdisturbthepeace.
      @Dontdisturbthepeace. Рік тому +49

      She didn’t leave she got banned for a week because of scamming and harassment

    • @Mythitie
      @Mythitie Рік тому +9

      Well it’s not that crazy if the game is made by a 6 year old or someone who can’t even speak normally.

    • @Electrostarboi207
      @Electrostarboi207 Рік тому +7

      The Dev was dumb

    • @boom_powy
      @boom_powy Рік тому +2

      homestuck

  • @icypawsaj8928
    @icypawsaj8928 4 роки тому +872

    "Do you want to die?"
    "Sometimes"
    "Well now you don't"
    *GLOBAL DEPRESSION RATES DROP TO 0*

    • @samuelbodea
      @samuelbodea 4 роки тому +6

      Stonks

    • @deez2554
      @deez2554 4 роки тому +7

      *depression cured*

    • @phight.rocket
      @phight.rocket 4 роки тому +2

      *I would like to Die*

    • @deez2554
      @deez2554 4 роки тому +1

      @@phight.rocket *now you won't*

    • @toshikuo.
      @toshikuo. 4 роки тому +3

      U looking for the time aren’t you well here you go 3:54 :3

  • @juvyk
    @juvyk 4 роки тому +764

    creator: you wanna die
    Albert: sometimes
    why did that make me sad

    • @saladsepticeye3475
      @saladsepticeye3475 4 роки тому +20

      Bc it is kinda sad

    • @redraider7614
      @redraider7614 4 роки тому +5

      “Literal 1 Y/o playing this game”

    • @jeffsmith1786
      @jeffsmith1786 4 роки тому +15

      Your hot

    • @oonaverse
      @oonaverse 4 роки тому +39

      In one video somebody said in chat “if I meet [albert] I will kill him” and Albert said “I’m inviting you to the fan meet up”

    • @BB-gl2ze
      @BB-gl2ze 4 роки тому +17

      Because the BEST youtuber said that he sometimes wants to die 😢

  • @yolandaanguiano2291
    @yolandaanguiano2291 Рік тому +80

    6:27 this was motivational. The lesson is to nevergive up. Ablert was even nice enough to make her do it again

  • @sugarcookie8331
    @sugarcookie8331 4 роки тому +845

    Alberts channel:
    Destroying mannequins: 50%
    Normal gaming: 15%
    Destroying peoples lives with admin: 35%

    • @Shmee202
      @Shmee202 4 роки тому +46

      Being the best worst person 100%

    • @cozysophie7770
      @cozysophie7770 4 роки тому +21

      Normal gaming 0%

    • @cozysophie7770
      @cozysophie7770 4 роки тому +15

      @@Shmee202 no he is a good person 😑😡😠

    • @bigp1202
      @bigp1202 4 роки тому +14

      Actually. The admin part:
      Making people’s lives worst: 100%

    • @pro_crafter_12
      @pro_crafter_12 4 роки тому +13

      Albert cheese 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000%

  • @angelsharma4949
    @angelsharma4949 3 роки тому +3545

    "Today I came to the realization that little babies exist"
    Before Albert knew that: "Adults give birth to *adults* "

  • @bruhwut2114
    @bruhwut2114 4 роки тому +434

    No one:
    Albert: *watches innocent children fall to their death*

  • @Chezeburger
    @Chezeburger Рік тому +92

    Thanks to Albert, I know how to get my child to stop screaming.
    Thank you, Albert

    • @ProjectatEdensGate
      @ProjectatEdensGate Рік тому +2

      Props to the baby for crying for 2 years straight. yk?

    • @ethanmcneill1941
      @ethanmcneill1941 Рік тому +6

      this can be interpreted one of two ways
      either: you gave your crying 2 year old your phone
      OR you brutally gouged their face out with a hammer and bashed your phone into the hole

    • @Chezeburger
      @Chezeburger Рік тому +3

      @@ethanmcneill1941 I leave that to the reader to solve

    • @newchannelii
      @newchannelii 9 місяців тому +1

      i would use the hammer

  • @Hutch_FPS
    @Hutch_FPS 4 роки тому +560

    “It’s been 2 years and the THING won’t stop crying” -albert

  • @BuckBlaziken
    @BuckBlaziken 2 роки тому +703

    “I’m extra spitty today.”
    Glad to know that’s an emotion that Albert has

  • @joe_k1ng
    @joe_k1ng 3 роки тому +2650

    It's not even him laughing for the camera he's just purely and truly enjoying this 😂

  • @DerpyDudeRoblox
    @DerpyDudeRoblox 2 роки тому +54

    Have you ever though about the amount of model heads hes killed, and the fact he has a hammer under his desk?

    • @TheFandomPuppeteerist
      @TheFandomPuppeteerist Рік тому

      Cops watching him be like: this b**** is a psychopath (I’m horrible at grammar lmao)

    • @i_Copetti_i
      @i_Copetti_i 9 місяців тому

      ​@@TheFandomPuppeteerist psychopath*

    • @TheFandomPuppeteerist
      @TheFandomPuppeteerist 9 місяців тому

      @@i_Copetti_i Ty

    • @i_Copetti_i
      @i_Copetti_i 9 місяців тому

      ​@@TheFandomPuppeteerist no problem

  • @mcbid8782
    @mcbid8782 3 роки тому +327

    I love how Albert just laughs when looking at the dogs tearing apart the noobs :D

  • @charlieisgay6567
    @charlieisgay6567 4 роки тому +427

    I like to think Albert just Harasses children in this game in his free time

    • @gia9922
      @gia9922 4 роки тому +8

      Lily C -WHAT NO HE DOESN’T AT ALLLLLLLL IDIOT- yes I agree

    • @crazydude6253
      @crazydude6253 4 роки тому +6

      bro of course he does

    • @evilgirl1035
      @evilgirl1035 4 роки тому +10

      i mean it is fun

    • @ppman4758
      @ppman4758 4 роки тому +6

      Lily the children are his little Felipe children

    • @popbobneedsrng
      @popbobneedsrng 4 роки тому +1

      Yes he does, he ruins the game and makes small children want to stop playing the game. I don’t like how he’s making his whole fanbase toxic, one video at a time.

  • @mago5759
    @mago5759 4 роки тому +255

    "Are Babies Even Real?" Me turning to my 6 month nephew

  • @AlessandraSturniolo
    @AlessandraSturniolo Місяць тому +6

    5:12 Flamingo speaking to his flamingos

  • @wendyjay2909
    @wendyjay2909 3 роки тому +664

    “Do you want to die?” “Well right now you don’t” “Depression is cured”
    Best flamingo lines

  • @diamondmaster6414
    @diamondmaster6414 4 роки тому +895

    Babies on Roblox: “wiuwuwjwihshhsugahagsuhauag”
    Translation: you will regret everything in life once I get the fidget spinner gamepass! Now, prepare to watch people slowly forget about your existence, mortal!

    • @ranb0011
      @ranb0011 4 роки тому +13

      TwT dude I knew that

    • @armeniandrinkcoaster
      @armeniandrinkcoaster 4 роки тому +9

      That's longer than the message of that..

    • @turnip8150
      @turnip8150 4 роки тому +12

      CalebKusak Games sometimes in other languages the amount of letters is more or less. Your stupid. (I would know this becAuse I speak Spanish English and a some of French.

    • @mnint7779
      @mnint7779 4 роки тому +3

      @@qthyuckk stop doing this stop correcting people ;-; 9ts annoying

    • @qthyuckk
      @qthyuckk 4 роки тому +8

      Premium
      It’s not 9ts it is it’s.
      :insert Lenny face:
      Also do you think I give a darn.

  • @emilyburingrud2
    @emilyburingrud2 4 роки тому +151

    Nobody:
    My mother, describing my little brother: *Its been two years, and the thing won’t stop crying.*

  • @Aiden_Z_playz
    @Aiden_Z_playz 10 місяців тому +10

    0:15 “ I'm extra spitty today”

  • @Nicostuffz
    @Nicostuffz 4 роки тому +138

    "Are babies real?"
    Hm. That is a big BIG question kids.

  • @frogg484
    @frogg484 4 роки тому +236

    The absolute joy Albert has doing this is beautiful

  • @lilyy.valdez
    @lilyy.valdez 3 роки тому +526

    “do you wanna die?”
    “sometimes”
    “well not right now.”

  • @GJBFAH
    @GJBFAH Місяць тому +7

    1:49 this aged perfectly well

  • @joepetrillo6314
    @joepetrillo6314 3 роки тому +359

    9:37 I love how the noob just jumps off the edge

  • @someguyonyoutube906
    @someguyonyoutube906 2 роки тому +746

    This is the man that influenced my childhood.
    I'm happy.

    • @MicroWave121
      @MicroWave121 2 роки тому +7

      Same.COMPLETELY.

    • @beambleam
      @beambleam 2 роки тому +8

      I hope not in his albertsstuff phase

    • @amyhundy9563
      @amyhundy9563 2 роки тому +4

      I was 4 when I saw this 😁

    • @thecutesylveon0292
      @thecutesylveon0292 2 роки тому +14

      @@amyhundy9563 jeez bro this video came out 2 years ago are you 6 years old now

    • @beambleam
      @beambleam 2 роки тому +1

      @@amyhundy9563 are you 6?

  • @lilyuhh9457
    @lilyuhh9457 4 роки тому +609

    Ryan: Making millions
    His Mom: **Shoplifts**

  • @anderslarsen2578
    @anderslarsen2578 Рік тому +31

    0:05 THEY ARE REAL??????? 😱🥶🤯😱😱😱😱🤯🤯🤯🤯🥶🥶

    • @dema5603
      @dema5603 3 місяці тому +2

      DUDE YOUR PFP IS FIRE!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 CUCUMBER TEAM!

    • @sxmeeha
      @sxmeeha 16 днів тому

      🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🤑🤑🤑🤯🤯🤯🤯

  • @cvoled
    @cvoled 3 роки тому +239

    I love how the entire video was mainly just around that person who couldn’t pass 2 jumps on the parkour.

    • @nightcrawler1187
      @nightcrawler1187 3 роки тому +4

      Yeah and on Ryan but like I used to watch Ryan and now I watch flamingo I have changed a lot XD

  • @ST4R.VR.Q2
    @ST4R.VR.Q2 2 роки тому +1655

    Fun fact: the creator got banned for scamming and harassment. So that's why she left

  • @zurealx1757
    @zurealx1757 4 роки тому +200

    Creator girl: Do you want to die?
    Albert: sometimes
    Creator girl: well not right now you don’t
    **DEPRESSION CURED**

  • @SpeddyTheFirst6969
    @SpeddyTheFirst6969 2 роки тому +14

    Look, we all had that one phase in Roblox where we would make our avatars have mis-matching arms and legs when we were young.

    • @Dog-Views
      @Dog-Views Місяць тому

      Yeah. When I was younger I was playing on my caretakers phone and I accidentally made mismatched arms. I started screaming at her saying:
      CHANGE IT BACK!! WHY IS IT LIKE THAT?!?!?!?!

    • @TheBubbleEater
      @TheBubbleEater 7 днів тому

      Am i the only one who didnt?
      I mean i was too scared when i saw the roblox login page on my computer when i were 5 years old cause i thought it would give me a virus, i then waited a whole year (aka at 6.) to realise "wait no. this IS roblox." so i didnt ever play it at an extremely young age.

  • @bluepenguin6295
    @bluepenguin6295 4 роки тому +342

    Idea: Put a teleporter on a bed so whenever someone tries to go to sleep, they get taken to a dream area with clouds and unicorns, then slowly make it darker, by adding storm clouds, or getting rid of unicorns, then take them to a nightmare room where you spawn in monsters to chase them.
    EDIT: JESUS CHRIST 200 LIKES??? TY ALL SO MUCH!

  • @sxnriooo
    @sxnriooo 4 роки тому +791

    *Grown adult making little kids suffer*
    7 million people: *interesting....*

    • @francessantiago3904
      @francessantiago3904 4 роки тому +7

      LOL

    • @YurBlvedllie
      @YurBlvedllie 4 роки тому +11

      No...
      EPICLY ENTERTAINING!!!

    • @Luna-xc3ug
      @Luna-xc3ug 4 роки тому +16

      It’s not entertaining
      It’s EPIC SCHOOL

    • @0toiz194
      @0toiz194 4 роки тому +14

      Loooooooool
      I’m writing this with my middle finger

    • @no-do5od
      @no-do5od 4 роки тому +2

      Yes!! Make the little guys suffer at everything!! :DDD

  • @despondent27
    @despondent27 4 роки тому +56

    “Its therapeutic to watch them suffer”
    I can relate.

  • @felixfarewell
    @felixfarewell Рік тому +4

    8:55 I LOVE HOW MUCH THAT KID'S PHONE IS LAGGING BC OF THE PAW PATROLS

  • @amyiahdavis6560
    @amyiahdavis6560 3 роки тому +768

    Albert: Pretend this is a little baby.
    Also Albert: *rips the “baby” apart with a hammer

    • @RighteousRy
      @RighteousRy 3 роки тому +5

      ikr AHAHHAHAH

    • @noobmaster8965
      @noobmaster8965 3 роки тому +7

      I pretend everything is a little baby and a rip them apart with hammers.

    • @arekar8427
      @arekar8427 3 роки тому +3

      R.i.p baby

    • @alwyuuzk7883
      @alwyuuzk7883 3 роки тому +3

      @@noobmaster8965 i pretend everything is my brother and rip them apart with a hammer

    • @funkycoolluv3725
      @funkycoolluv3725 3 роки тому +1

      :D

  • @bananaboytheofficial
    @bananaboytheofficial 2 роки тому +679

    The pure amount of happiness in his eyes while bullying children is amazing

  • @powlion3
    @powlion3 4 роки тому +269

    New title: Albert mocking a child that can’t get over this one jump

    • @mekamakirouforever
      @mekamakirouforever 4 роки тому +2

      xD

    • @AbsoluteWarlord1
      @AbsoluteWarlord1 4 роки тому +10

      But when the dumbrat baby finally jumps over one platform it's truly inspiring

    • @justamberish
      @justamberish 4 роки тому +2

      Big OOF OOF

    • @xoiiyo
      @xoiiyo 4 роки тому +2

      Axsian Boi has not mocking he’s just joking 😂

    • @wseinc27
      @wseinc27 4 роки тому

      Violence! Lol

  • @_weirdoYT
    @_weirdoYT Місяць тому +1

    The fact the developer of the Ryan’s toy obby was treating Albert like a baby trying to force him to buy their gamepasses is just so funny to me

  • @thefirstoctavian9305
    @thefirstoctavian9305 4 роки тому +156

    Hearing Albert say "snuggle" made my day.

  • @wummydragon2103
    @wummydragon2103 4 роки тому +1815

    I'm trying to count how many heads Albert destroyed

  • @dottiebatiz922
    @dottiebatiz922 4 роки тому +101

    Baby games on roblox: *exist*
    Albert: *imma end this mans career*

    • @Ezrixius
      @Ezrixius 4 роки тому +11

      More like imma end this baby's career.

    • @cbgbjb5410
      @cbgbjb5410 4 роки тому +5

      @@Ezrixius dangit you beat me to it

    • @oceangamers859
      @oceangamers859 4 роки тому +3

      ima end this toddler's career*

  • @thenoisegoofy
    @thenoisegoofy 11 місяців тому +7

    chase really lived up to his name

  • @AgentMercury
    @AgentMercury 4 роки тому +552

    *legend says the toddler is still trying to do that one jump*

  • @theythembarbie
    @theythembarbie 4 роки тому +397

    Nobody:
    Albert: let’s make little children fall to their deaths in roblox

    • @stephenmo2604
      @stephenmo2604 4 роки тому +4

      oooooOooOoOOoooOooOoOoOOOooOoOOOoOoOoO

    • @skimlord
      @skimlord 4 роки тому +2

      kill me

    • @Lemon_TheThird
      @Lemon_TheThird 4 роки тому +2

      Sydney & Jackson Vlogs and Games not to be rude butyou copied

    • @clover.siimpp
      @clover.siimpp 4 роки тому +1

      I'm only 10 while watching this

    • @niniljannah4123
      @niniljannah4123 4 роки тому +2

      It's a good idea

  • @liar123liam
    @liar123liam 4 роки тому +230

    Flamingo: this could be the most motivating story ever” flamingo a moment later: “DIE DIE DIE!!”

  • @MatYTRoblox
    @MatYTRoblox Рік тому +3

    i love how when buff Chase starts chasing heavy metal plays lol

  • @rickhoov514
    @rickhoov514 4 роки тому +301

    Nobody:
    People in ten years that own alberts house: why is there styriphome everywere?
    Albert: ...

  • @canaan466
    @canaan466 4 роки тому +108

    “Do they have admin commands here?”
    10 seconds earlier
    “You are a VIP!”

    • @gogsainsbury
      @gogsainsbury 4 роки тому +1

      Ikr

    • @Optiplexations
      @Optiplexations 4 роки тому +2

      Vip is trash u can't even fly or do anything to others

    • @estertriwidarti484
      @estertriwidarti484 4 роки тому

      @@gogsainsbury Lets get u yo 50 subs ppl uses like 100k subs without no vids-

  • @Maria-ef6gm
    @Maria-ef6gm 4 роки тому +62

    “Do you wanna die”
    Albert: “sometimes..” 🥺

    • @Oreo0nKbm
      @Oreo0nKbm 4 роки тому +4

      Ikr 😔🥺

    • @sucka4mystery
      @sucka4mystery 4 роки тому +4

      🥺🤧

    • @dianapina9638
      @dianapina9638 4 роки тому +3

      I mean I can relate..but seeing Albert die I would be literally so sad because he’s one of the UA-camr who make my quarantine better
      😭

    • @Man_Aslume
      @Man_Aslume 7 місяців тому

      Same

  • @hannah-077
    @hannah-077 25 днів тому +1

    Every time I feel the anger in my bones escalate too much, and i start to feel feelings about burning my house down. If I turn on flamingo, I am consumed by brain rot, and everything is better. Thank you albert, you bring silence to my thoughts.

  • @jynx_iz
    @jynx_iz 3 роки тому +444

    “Did babies even exist?”
    Me: *No we grew on an apple tree*

    • @ChrisMontas305
      @ChrisMontas305 3 роки тому +2

      Lol

    • @michaelthorburn6842
      @michaelthorburn6842 3 роки тому +4

      LoLLLLlLLLlLlLLLLLlLLLlLLlLLlLlLLlll hahahahahahaha cinda funny (right?)

    • @larishapittman9399
      @larishapittman9399 3 роки тому +2

      Yea

    • @OfficialTerminalMadness
      @OfficialTerminalMadness 3 роки тому +2

      true true

    • @ianplace9977
      @ianplace9977 3 роки тому +3

      That’s makes no sense you said babies grow on apple trees but the questing was if babies exist and you said they don’t so you’re stupid joke makes no sense

  • @venceres1223
    @venceres1223 4 роки тому +381

    Albert torturing little kids:
    Also Albert: “I’m having the time of my life :D”

    • @mateo22323
      @mateo22323 4 роки тому +6

      HxneyBebs LOL

    • @quel1057
      @quel1057 4 роки тому +5

      The top and bottom sentences of your comment is the same

    • @fishtailfood
      @fishtailfood 4 роки тому +6

      The kids: mom what is an idiot?
      Me: :,D

    • @Fairy.on.acid.
      @Fairy.on.acid. 4 роки тому +2

      That would be me to lol

    • @GreasyGLZY
      @GreasyGLZY 4 роки тому +2

      Ha so true

  • @katiepasta5999
    @katiepasta5999 3 роки тому +577

    These kids are gonna grow up to be angry businessmen.

    • @AnnieTheMighty
      @AnnieTheMighty 3 роки тому +1

      @@leszekkdr1977 ...it was a joke

    • @Lynage
      @Lynage 3 роки тому +10

      @@AnnieTheMighty 7 year olds am I right

    • @damien143
      @damien143 3 роки тому +7

      @@Lynage you can have a career out of editing though

    • @musicdog1337
      @musicdog1337 3 роки тому +3

      @@damien143 yes that's true for example visual effects editor or something like that

    • @damien143
      @damien143 3 роки тому +1

      @@musicdog1337 yeah and you can be paid to be an editor for a youtuber as well

  • @chain.505
    @chain.505 2 роки тому +3

    Love how albert is bullying literal children now. We're hitting new lows for the flamingo UA-cam channel, and I'm here for it

  • @aygian1176
    @aygian1176 4 роки тому +105

    "Roblox games that were made for literal babies"
    Albert: *Now these look like Games for me...*

    • @mil4023
      @mil4023 4 роки тому

      @Hilkka Lindberg all of you

  • @neildoesstuff7336
    @neildoesstuff7336 4 роки тому +334

    It’s honestly impressive how these all these babies have similar feelings: lag, mouth shut, jumping conditions, weird games.
    That’s all.
    Edit: Thank you all for 220 likes!! I really appreciate it! :D

  • @luci.intheskywithdiamonds
    @luci.intheskywithdiamonds 4 роки тому +275

    "They don't wanna die but they have to.
    It's apart of life, man."
    -Albert 2020

  • @MichaelAftonFr
    @MichaelAftonFr Рік тому +3

    Alberts videos never get old bro 😂😂

  • @detectiveduck6105
    @detectiveduck6105 4 роки тому +117

    *Legend says albert didn’t clean the mess.*

    • @cullen7332
      @cullen7332 4 роки тому +2

      M O C H I ツ he never cleans his mess cuz when I see his videos He always has a mess.

    • @chibiusa1488
      @chibiusa1488 4 роки тому +1

      *he always has a mess ;v;*

  • @tay6037
    @tay6037 4 роки тому +299

    I think he owns the Guinness world record for most stylaphone head broken using the end of a very sharp hammer

  • @galactickittenwholosthermi1785
    @galactickittenwholosthermi1785 4 роки тому +362

    Creator: I'm going to scam you out of ur *ROBUX*
    Albert: Ok I'll buy this.

  • @kashmello
    @kashmello Рік тому +1

    I’m pretty sure UniPink1314’s continued progression was fueled either by sheer rage and hatred or eternal resignation to the unparalleled high that is Ryan Toy Review Obby.

  • @Reznikcore
    @Reznikcore 4 роки тому +786

    albert: shows merch-
    me: slowly reaches for mom's credit card,,,,

  • @Chikn2532
    @Chikn2532 4 роки тому +464

    Albert: *lifts up a foam head*
    Albert: “so lets say this is a baby...”
    Me: Oh no......

    • @kittyyoutuber9
      @kittyyoutuber9 4 роки тому +23

      *proceeds to repeatedly crack the infant's skull open with the sharp pickaxe -like part of the hammer*

    • @watch2416
      @watch2416 4 роки тому +15

      Flamingo is teaching doctors all over the world on how to give surgery.

    • @elizany76
      @elizany76 4 роки тому +6

      You know the rules and so do I...

    • @_tikt0kperiodt_87
      @_tikt0kperiodt_87 4 роки тому +3

      I feel what you feel xD

    • @InfiniteEdgy
      @InfiniteEdgy 4 роки тому

      100th like

  • @anxiouslyaesthetic4978
    @anxiouslyaesthetic4978 4 роки тому +293

    "Do you want to die?"
    Albert: sometimes
    Me: **gets concerned for Albert**

    • @xerifiedvoid7663
      @xerifiedvoid7663 4 роки тому +4

      was this supposed to be funny?

    • @thenownowlover
      @thenownowlover 4 роки тому +2

      Xerified Void meh

    • @thenownowlover
      @thenownowlover 4 роки тому +7

      Xerified Void probably not, I would hate it if he died

    • @bedsheet6400
      @bedsheet6400 4 роки тому +3

      @@xerifiedvoid7663 bruh it's supposed to be a joke

    • @xerifiedvoid7663
      @xerifiedvoid7663 4 роки тому +5

      @@bedsheet6400 ik, it wasnt funny, so i was being sarcastic.

  • @ThatsJustMello4Ya
    @ThatsJustMello4Ya 20 днів тому +1

    albert's room/office is so aesthetic

  • @melissaautieri5653
    @melissaautieri5653 3 роки тому +503

    I like how Albert always has some types weapons in his room.

    • @Ice-le9uq
      @Ice-le9uq 3 роки тому +2

      YES

    • @Emiya491
      @Emiya491 3 роки тому +6

      For..uh...Stuff..?

    • @adiamondsword8392
      @adiamondsword8392 3 роки тому +3

      Yea

    • @spockirl
      @spockirl 3 роки тому +19

      no no,
      *HE IS THE WEAPON*

    • @Tri_ppy
      @Tri_ppy 3 роки тому +6

      @@adiamondsword8392 my brother "a netherite sword" wants to talk to you

  • @crack_soda
    @crack_soda 4 роки тому +206

    “Ryan Toys Review games!”
    roblox: **shows Tower Defence Simulator**

    • @scrongdabong
      @scrongdabong 4 роки тому +3

      Tower defence simulator is my 2nd favourite game on roblox

    • @oof_headsnas3517
      @oof_headsnas3517 4 роки тому +3

      Ryan will be stress on that game, Ryan playing on roblox but he just play some kids games - _-, her avatar is s noob but he have a lot of robux

    • @oof_headsnas3517
      @oof_headsnas3517 4 роки тому +1

      @@scrongdabong me to

    • @gooberdoobercooper
      @gooberdoobercooper 4 роки тому

      i like that game lol

    • @relatabledicaprio
      @relatabledicaprio 4 роки тому +1

      @@oof_headsnas3517 her yes very her Ryan is a her

  • @SolveigandNorah
    @SolveigandNorah 4 роки тому +198

    Albert: *sticks the phone in the baby*
    Me: Albert why wold the mom do that?
    Oh my gosh

  • @MRS.HUTCHERSON
    @MRS.HUTCHERSON 10 місяців тому +1

    1:11 he’s such a good father!

  • @jdtz
    @jdtz 4 роки тому +364

    Ryan: I'm richer than you at age 8
    Pewdiepie: hey sister

  • @Aliceecila2121
    @Aliceecila2121 3 роки тому +590

    I mean, Albert is shaping the minds of the future.

  • @infrxred
    @infrxred 4 роки тому +123

    "Do you want to die?"
    "Sometimes"
    "Well right now you don't"
    *Depression: C u r e d*

    • @deebow3880
      @deebow3880 4 роки тому +5

      Copyrighted comment

    • @alandjoemm2673
      @alandjoemm2673 4 роки тому +1

      Ok gachatrd

    • @momotheflyinglemur2330
      @momotheflyinglemur2330 4 роки тому

      demshoulder doe hmmmm. I wonder what’s wrong with Gacha, oh wait I forgot there is no reason to hate it. It’s just the internet just loves hating on random people and apps.

    • @moonnnieee170
      @moonnnieee170 4 роки тому +1

      @@alandjoemm2673 why da hecc does it matter if she has gacha? Are you her parent and I don't know it?

    • @Whitney11
      @Whitney11 4 роки тому +1

      Ok this comment isn’t fake the other one is cause the fake was made before this one

  • @helplessnarwhal3722
    @helplessnarwhal3722 Рік тому +1

    9:26 this is the type of childhood experience that you later can’t remember if it really happened or was a fever dream

  • @jessicaochs7903
    @jessicaochs7903 4 роки тому +236

    Albert is so great with children. He has a unique way to shut the up....

    • @athzirybernal8580
      @athzirybernal8580 4 роки тому +3

      88m cr@ vhvg funk jqlwlkskdlxk k kdkenndkjsnjnnnn. Njjnhhhjjjj9jjjjjjjkll
      Ho cm fw wss gj bmp x n§Г¬|Г´

    • @Takoyakixi
      @Takoyakixi 4 роки тому +4

      Hammer till they go to sleep

    • @tutortimeindonesiaofficial
      @tutortimeindonesiaofficial 4 роки тому +2

      Haha LOL yup albert makes them go to bed with hammers Lol

    • @almagarduno3792
      @almagarduno3792 4 роки тому +4

      Wow he's good....
      People how pressed read more thx because he's terrible at taking care of children trust me

    • @hooman10123
      @hooman10123 4 роки тому

      @@athzirybernal8580 same

  • @ClowninAroundVegas
    @ClowninAroundVegas 4 роки тому +196

    Woman: *walks off cliff*
    Albert: "its window cleaning time"

  • @jollenechester
    @jollenechester 3 роки тому +121

    Owner of the game: “do u want to die?”
    Also owner of the game: *proceeds to tell Albert he does not want to die

  • @sza529
    @sza529 Рік тому +2

    toddlers *cries and throws a fit* Albert : *sends them to endless pit*

  • @_anxietea_8720
    @_anxietea_8720 4 роки тому +414

    Albert should make a winter wonderland in his room, only the snow is *mannequin guts*

  • @jacksonyoung2710
    @jacksonyoung2710 4 роки тому +320

    When Albert says he is extra “spitty” today, you know it’s gonna be good.

  • @Brklynnbbg
    @Brklynnbbg 3 роки тому +182

    6:29 feel like Albert really proud when his child just walk lollll

  • @Richelle-ih7ry
    @Richelle-ih7ry 8 місяців тому +2

    My childhood: I love Paw Patrol
    Me now: Seeing Albert make fun of Paw Patrol and agrees

  • @justablackpfp999
    @justablackpfp999 4 роки тому +68

    "The man behind the slaughter"
    Albert: *Yes.*

    • @msc3993
      @msc3993 4 роки тому

      Jojo Dio there is actually a Roblox meme game

    • @ronaldschwab9600
      @ronaldschwab9600 4 роки тому

      Albert: **get killed by the man behind the slaughter**
      Alsi albert: *yes*

    • @justablackpfp999
      @justablackpfp999 4 роки тому

      @@msc3993 Ik I played it

  • @kite4685
    @kite4685 3 роки тому +349

    Nobody:
    Albert: “having fun ruining days”

    • @KB-nq8zb
      @KB-nq8zb 3 роки тому +5

      I love doing that too by exsisting teehee

    • @userunkown3046
      @userunkown3046 3 роки тому +2

      @@KB-nq8zb ur grammar 💀

    • @userunkown3046
      @userunkown3046 3 роки тому +2

      @@KB-nq8zb existing*

    • @KB-nq8zb
      @KB-nq8zb 3 роки тому +5

      @@userunkown3046 i know, English isnt my first language 💀

    • @ryhi4647
      @ryhi4647 3 роки тому

      Lol

  • @antisocialbred
    @antisocialbred 4 роки тому +54

    oh so that’s why the paw patrol game that my friend was playing was so weird
    *everything makes sense now*

    • @Keeperofpot
      @Keeperofpot 4 роки тому

      Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhayhhhhhhhhhhh

    • @AkaruLyte
      @AkaruLyte 4 роки тому

      *😲NO way!😲*

  • @Capy301
    @Capy301 4 місяці тому +2

    6:25 happy 4th year anniversary of your first obby jump UniPink1314

  • @li.013
    @li.013 3 роки тому +174

    6:27 *me clapping* 6:37 “I-“

  • @rem4742
    @rem4742 4 роки тому +71

    "You did it!"
    *literally 1 second later*
    *"NOW GO DO IT AGAIN!"*

  • @largeslappy
    @largeslappy 4 роки тому +172

    "Say this is, like, a baby."
    *rips baby's face off with hammer*

    • @nokotanworshipper
      @nokotanworshipper 4 роки тому +2

      epic

    • @Cardinalz30
      @Cardinalz30 4 роки тому +2

      Big Slappy am now ajkomakskak ok I ran out of reply ideas

    • @pmz-gaming6479
      @pmz-gaming6479 4 роки тому

      Rihanna Myrick Hmmm

    • @schoolgirl67
      @schoolgirl67 4 роки тому

      The baby would be Screaming but all that comes out o
      Is just Goo goo ga ga 😂

    • @internetuser3947
      @internetuser3947 4 роки тому +4

      m e t a p h o r I c a l l y

  • @wismuel
    @wismuel Рік тому +2

    Fun Fact: The Ryan Obby was one of the first Roblox games that UniPink1314 girl played. Also she got robux.

  • @mapel-f2f
    @mapel-f2f 3 роки тому +296

    "I said'
    "Do"
    "Not"
    "Move"
    "you didn't say that"
    Is my favorite part

    • @michygrum
      @michygrum 3 роки тому +31

      She got banned for scamming and harrassment

    • @yessir-727
      @yessir-727 2 роки тому +3

      @@michygrum no fair shes the
      funniest person on roblox who is not a UA-camr

    • @audreybsullivan84
      @audreybsullivan84 2 роки тому +4

      LOLLLLLLL THATS WHY I SEARCHED THIS VIDEO UP PLSSS- 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @Afahefehjafagshdjj
      @Afahefehjafagshdjj 2 роки тому +1

      OH NO I GOT BEANED
      AND YOU GOT DORAD HAHAHA :)

    • @ERISISBETTERTHANPLUTO2763
      @ERISISBETTERTHANPLUTO2763 2 роки тому +1

      -a baby who got access to their dads computer

  • @anonymousellama9239
    @anonymousellama9239 4 роки тому +395

    "Do you want to die?"
    "Sometimes."
    "Well now you don't."
    *suicide rates drop to 0*

  • @lynx815
    @lynx815 4 роки тому +80

    Albert:"Why do they always drive off a cliff?"
    Me:"No he didn't drive off a cliff,He told a llama to drive"

  • @sippycwup
    @sippycwup 2 роки тому +1

    "Robloxs a friendly family game"
    Blood/gore games: *so ur challenging me.*