Reminds me of flue season. Shipments come in. Commercials pop up. Solution is here. Get your solution. Alcohol is also a solution. But it’s a bigger problem. Kinda like the flue solution.
@@User-wl7nxEither it’s a gimmick account that wants to comment on everything (like Justin. Y) or a bot trying to gain subscribers in order to sell the channel later
That's not a downside at all... you're walking a lot faster, reaching your destination quicker but spending more calories which (not to be that guy but) is good for your health. What he said is kinda like criticising a bike because you spend more calories than walking normally....both bike and shoes aren't great for an old or unfit person who need help walking but for every other person they're great (apart from the dork look in the case of the shoes) Edit: everyone keeps replying defending bikes or explaining them to me 🤦♂️ my point is not that bikes suck lol I was just using an example of something not true for comparison to the criticism in the video. I'm surprised how many people understood my comment as criticising bikes you guys learn how to read please
"I'll show my snobby neighbor Jerry that jogging is so outdated. He won't be taunting me with his toned calves anymore when he sees me casually WALKING next to him without breaking a sweat!!" Que scene of an overweight 35 year old man walking in huge bulky electric shoes, completely out of breath and being left in the dust by Jerry.
Fr, actual roller skates would be better 😂 Takes less energy and is more fun, _and_ goes fast. Of course, it requires a bit more balance, sp for anyone who can balance easily it's much better.
1 - They feel super heavy - Instead of using them for travel as initially intended I use them for exercise 2 - Their battery power is short - two laps on my local track which isn't even a mile; the carrying bag is an awkward shape like a bowling ball bag and not good for traveling with; they take hours and hours to recharge 3 - They are super loud; both in gears and the clonk clonk clonk of their bulk striking the ground 4 - There are three speeds and each change comes in suddenly and drastically so can create goofy and embarrassing moments 5 - Turning them off is an angled flick movement which can be triggered accidentally
Yea they look like overly bulky ugly electric skates. In fact I guarantee electric skates would have been BETTER than this crap. ☠️🤦♀️🙅♀️🤷♀️🤣 I'm disabled and was wondering if they would be helpful but they're too heavy.
@@cececox6399Brother *regular* skates are even better than this thing. A normal pair of roller skates allows a person to travel faster than walking speed, with less effort. So they succeed where this product fails
for those wondering why it takes more energy to walk really slowly: you spend more time balancing on each leg and your core takes more time balancing you than when you're walking at faster speeds, so you spend a lot of energy doing it
Yes but they also require power, weigh more, cost more, do not allow you to build up momentum and will abruptly stop working once the batteries are empty. Innovative!
@@yeastofthoughtsmind9623 I used to want roller blades for traveling. Until I noticed they wouldn't roll well everywhere I wanted to go and certain hills are too dangerous. For inexperienced anyway.
@@WelgeldiguniekaliasI was going to say. These are just worse rollerblades. Like I get that some AWFUL things have been invented, and some completely useless things have been invented… but just why?
I'm a fast walker and anytime I slow myself down so not to leave whomever I'm with in the dust, I say it feels like I'm wasting more energy slowing down than walking faster. Now you confirmed it! Thanks!
This was my ex😂 I always had to tell him to slow down for me and he was telling me how it took energy from him to focus on slowing down and I was like "I'm giving you a pass here, I'm walking as fast as I can, how can it be harder for you to walk slower?" Now I get it
@@LouiseHultcrantz I mean think about it really, it makes sense that using a full stride takes less energy because that's what's optimal for your body and easier on your muscles I guess
@@escapetherace1943 yeah I'm not actually that jealous when it comes to squeezing in to tight seats on planes and trains, and like you said mirrors and counters always being low. I'm 164 cm so I feel like the world is pretty well adjusted for me, except for when it comes to grabbing things off the higher shelves in stores... I was born with back issues, so we all suffer with something I guess. I have legs that are different lengths and scoliosis so my back gets tired easily so I can't walk for very long at a time before I need to rest
This doesn't take into account that those shoes are also going to give you a serious case of foot blindness. There are 29 muscles in one foot and each one is designed to feel the ground beneath you and slightly adjust accordingly. When your foot can't feel the ground it's walking on, it does make it harder to walk and is less healthy for you (especially your feet, knees, and hips) long term.
Adding 5lbs of weight isn't great for knees, either. Bodies are built for weight above knees, but adding below can end up having consequences. I'm not sure if the 5lbs of these is enough, but it may have a long-term impact.
5 pounds will be alright, I've worn heavier boots, the first two weeks are tough but after that you're used to it. Just dont wear them for your driving test lmao, I actually did that the first time I wore them and it was.... *Difficult*@@Batmann_
"walking slower than your preferred walking speed takes more energy" It all makes sence to me now. I am a fast walker and I have a very hard time trying to slow down my pace. No, I'm not stressed out. I get stressed out by having to concentrate on my walk.
Yeah, same. Some people do not understand how **COLOSSAL** the amount of time we waste while commuting. And its just such a bullshit waste of time as well.
Yes in terms of stretching out your muscles To GAIN muscles... It would require a slow and strenuous exercise... In terms of CALORIES, it's not about speed it's about posture of Movement. So don't solely say walking Slowly burns More calories, instead it's about how you walk.
@@sapphireblue4031 seems like they would be good for fitness if it takes more effort, but then again, weighted shoes could do the same for a fraction of the price.
Au contrarie! Think about it, it is a thing that makes walking use more energy, but feels psychologically like it is helping you - it is perfect for my stupid ass to actually go for a walk for leisure (i do not enjoy it at all) and loose/control some weight!
In fairness, this happens _all the time_ and is the only reason that we have innovation at all. Things that don't catch on get lost to time and memory, but things that do fill a space that we come to deem necessary or useful. Nobody knows ahead of time whether the thing they're working on will catch on, but they always hope that it will.
well they still pay themselves some of the investors money to fail- so they win but company fails- happens all the time- all these startups are never intended to go anywhere- just get that cash flowing in
@@Lostachillesinnovation is not the end result of creating a bunch of random shit. Innovation is the end result of understanding a problem better than anyone else and creating a solution to that problem.
@@allisongross2946 you completely misinterpreted what you read. Besides that, you'd still be wrong even if you hadn't. The definition of innovation is _"a new method, idea, product, etc."_ Almost everyone who's creating all of these things (which mostly are _not_ "random things" to the creators) actually believes they're solving a problem. They also believe they're coming up with a new and unique solution _(and they most often are, otherwise they'd just buy a pre-fabricated solution..)_ to help or provide something that people will use and benefit from. Whether or not it catches on is irrelevant to it being innovative. Understanding the problem better than anyone else is also irrelevant. The only thing that matters is that it's something new and that it solves a problem, even if it never catches on for widespread use.
There's a lot of Darwinism, though. Just like nature constantly mutates, some inventions seem good but turn out useless (like a six-fingered hand) and some seem useless and turn out popular (like blue eyes). Nature just keeps cranking them out and then it's survival of the fittest, and inventions do the same.
THANK YOU for the mathematical breakdown! I’ve been wondering about this for SO long. My basic hypothesis was right, so that’s cool. But, this is way more detailed & specific- love it!
Just wait until we put tiny wheels at the bottom of the bicycle wheels. The tiny wheels spin at a faster rate than the two main wheels. We'll call it "Moonbike"
Nah its up there but refrigeration is so major that you'd have no idea what to do without one if ya didnt live in a cold environment I would say "harnessing electricity in general" but thats a very complex thing spanning many inventions. However, that is the factual most important "invention" in the history of mankind.
Whichever group voted for that must be entirely made up of cyclists with no concept of how little bicycles matter. Bicycles are totally fine as a hobby or a mode of short distance transportation, but they don’t bear mention in the same breath as the inventions that changed the world like refrigeration, electric lighting, antibiotics, the combustion engine, and any number of communication and medical devices.
@@Thanatos2996 I seem to recall bicycles being a joke and no one wanting or liking them when they were first invented, speaks volumes of their "importance"
I'm 46 and this title instantly reminded me of the episode of "The Wonder Years" where Fred Savage's character was starting a band and the name? THE ELECTRIC SHOES. 😂
This dude's videos literally always answer the questions I ask myself when I can't sleep... This one being, "what if we had shoes that work like those walkways at airports"
@@elhazthorn918 Yea, they are worse because they still require the act of "walking" while only giving a minimal amount of distance increase. More of Speed Enhancing than Self Walking.
We had these things back in the day, called Rollerskates. They were, let me finish, shoes with wheels on them. Not electric wheels, because as it turns out, forward momentum will allow you to roll. Also, Heeleys
@@crazychinese7315 I don't think most people would really notice or care. The point is you'd have the freedom of being on foot to use the train, bus, whatever and continue on where you're going faster
Out of all the things I'd have to consider carefully before doing in return for money, trying out some bad idea for motorized footwear is one of the mildest.
I've been walking with an exaggerated bounce, in my step, my entire life. I can _feel_ that it is more efficient and the kinetic energy of the bounce helps propel me forward and lessens the energy needed for the next step. When I reach a point where I'm finally too tired to maintain that bounce, my speed is _drastically_ reduced, from around 4mph to just 1mph.
Automatic roller which doesn't add any benefits and use more of your resources plus added noise and change your walking patterns and mannerisms slowly making you feel useless without them.
@@katyungodlyNot actually part of capitalism, but okay. Proper capitalism encourages attempts at innovation, like this, but if you make a dumb product, proper capitalism is also going to see that it ends up in the trash bin of history and never goes anywhere.
The TRICK is, Affix one shoe to your forehead and the other to a knee of your choice. Now, tuck the knee to your chest, lift your head (briefly) plant your forehead to the ground, extend your leg, retract the knee... step and repeat. "Slither" along, like a reptile!
Yes, finally a graph that shows, why I find walking slow sooo exhausting. It seems counter intuitive.... (unfortunately my natural preferred walking speed is fairly quick, so I often have to slow down, when I walk with others 🙈)
The design principle:
1. Find a solution
2. Build that solution
3. Find the problem
More like:
Find a problem
Ignore the problem
Make a similar problem
Find a useless solution
For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong.
Sometimes a bad idea, is the opposite problems solution.
Reminds me of flue season. Shipments come in. Commercials pop up. Solution is here. Get your solution. Alcohol is also a solution. But it’s a bigger problem. Kinda like the flue solution.
heeeey, don't jump over "the patents" step 🎉
When you are on a low game budget and don't want to design a running animation:
Wait are you supposed to be one of those accounts I see everywhere?
Kind of like how they did flash in the new movies? 😆
Lan from Megaman Battle Network?
I see you on American high shorts
@@User-wl7nxEither it’s a gimmick account that wants to comment on everything (like Justin. Y) or a bot trying to gain subscribers in order to sell the channel later
Animators work very hard to make sure CGI characters DON'T glide like this
Counterpoint: Speed runners try very hard to make sure their characters DO glide like this.
Exactly! 😂
😂😂😂😂
Barbie! Lol
Fr lol in videogames we use root motion controller characters to avoid this very problem.
The noise actually turns it into a walk of shame
It looks cool so not really
The walk looks weird and sounds stupid @@commenter621
Ah yes, the definition of a solution in search of a problem
in*
i already found a problem they can solve
they can help you burn more calories when walking
😂😂😂😂
"Walking too easy for ya?? Have we got the thing for you!"
That's not a downside at all... you're walking a lot faster, reaching your destination quicker but spending more calories which (not to be that guy but) is good for your health.
What he said is kinda like criticising a bike because you spend more calories than walking normally....both bike and shoes aren't great for an old or unfit person who need help walking but for every other person they're great (apart from the dork look in the case of the shoes)
Edit: everyone keeps replying defending bikes or explaining them to me 🤦♂️ my point is not that bikes suck lol I was just using an example of something not true for comparison to the criticism in the video. I'm surprised how many people understood my comment as criticising bikes you guys learn how to read please
These shoes are defeated by a single flight of stairs 😂
One if my Idiot friends bought thoes.
And no - stairs are no Problem at all .
Still overpriced and rather useless. Also its illegal in germany
@@ErikvsLennyto be fair everything is illegal in Germany
Just grab the rail and go to the right to the right to the right to the right to the left to the left to the left to the left
@@pawn5253most of it for very very good reasons *eyes history book*
@@pawn5253 to be fair - ur absolutely right 😂😂
So they'd actually be great exercise even though they're meant for laziness. That's poetic.
"I'll show my snobby neighbor Jerry that jogging is so outdated. He won't be taunting me with his toned calves anymore when he sees me casually WALKING next to him without breaking a sweat!!"
Que scene of an overweight 35 year old man walking in huge bulky electric shoes, completely out of breath and being left in the dust by Jerry.
your so right. it's perfect.
Ha!
@@hangry3102I see a video of you enjoying a leisurely stroll while your snobby neighbor is sweaty and out of breath trying to go the distance.
Honestly makes me want to by it even more lol
Wow. Roller-skates. Never heard of that before. Fucking brilliant.
Your comment is extremely underrated. This IS what they essentially are!
So... Was I supposed to act like this is supposed to be so much more than electric rollerskates?
😂😂😂
It’s kind of hilarious how roller skates are 10x more effective than these in every way you could think of lol
But shittier and 1000 dollars
*Deep Inhale*
"Glorified Roller Skates...."
Theyre better these idiots just havent CRANKED UP THE SENSITIVITY. Now you got SUPER SHOES and we are WALKING at usain bolt speed
This was all I could think- they’re just expensive, heavy roller skates!
More like deglorified, lol
Brand new 1700s technology!
Fr, actual roller skates would be better 😂 Takes less energy and is more fun, _and_ goes fast. Of course, it requires a bit more balance, sp for anyone who can balance easily it's much better.
Ahh yes i always wanted to walk like a npc
Unironically
😂
2 Khhbhr😊y😅
First time NPC makes sense when referring to a real person
WHAT IF LOW BUDGET GAMES ARE FROM THE FUTURE AND WERE ACTUALLY USING THIS TECHNOLOGY BEFORE IT WAS INVENTED
1 - They feel super heavy - Instead of using them for travel as initially intended I use them for exercise
2 - Their battery power is short - two laps on my local track which isn't even a mile; the carrying bag is an awkward shape like a bowling ball bag and not good for traveling with; they take hours and hours to recharge
3 - They are super loud; both in gears and the clonk clonk clonk of their bulk striking the ground
4 - There are three speeds and each change comes in suddenly and drastically so can create goofy and embarrassing moments
5 - Turning them off is an angled flick movement which can be triggered accidentally
How did you plan to use them for traveling?
Yea they look like overly bulky ugly electric skates. In fact I guarantee electric skates would have been BETTER than this crap. ☠️🤦♀️🙅♀️🤷♀️🤣 I'm disabled and was wondering if they would be helpful but they're too heavy.
You failed to factor-in the damage that you're inflicting on your joints from prolonged unnatural body-motion mechanics.
The goofy and embarrassing moment starts when you put them on and lasts until you get your money back on the purchase.
@@cececox6399Brother *regular* skates are even better than this thing. A normal pair of roller skates allows a person to travel faster than walking speed, with less effort. So they succeed where this product fails
Omg. Thank you for explaining why I'd feel more tired after a slow walk in the park, vs taking a nice pace walk to the beat
Take a faster walk in the park!
When the animation speed doesn't change with the character speed:
"You actually use more energy walking slower than your natural walking speed"
Married to a short woman, I felt that one hard
My god this man wins the comments. YES so much yes.(My wife is short)
Everything I go somewhere with my sister and mother. Frfr
I too….. suffer 😂
Yeah that's exactly how I feel walking with my mom. She's an absolute midget
At least you’re not stuck behind a group taking up a whole hallway that is going really slow.
Just bring back heelies
Hell yeah! Heelies were the ultimate blend of tennis shoe and roller skate
Back? We got them 3 months ago for the kids 😂❤️ and myself 😌 (razor makes an adapter for Any sneaker 🛞👟)
@@Snow-Willow “Razor Jets” are what we rock in 2024 ❤️ 🛞👟
They never went away. I recently picked up a pair with skeleton feet on them for Halloween and trips to the grocery store
They're still around.
this was so good! i see the summoning salt influences but you really made this in ur own style
for those wondering why it takes more energy to walk really slowly: you spend more time balancing on each leg and your core takes more time balancing you than when you're walking at faster speeds, so you spend a lot of energy doing it
Thanks, I was curious about walking slower using more energy.
For perspective, normal walking is falling over with style while slow walking is posing with no hold time.
Not only that but you spend more time holding your leg up during the "step process"
@@sandasturner9529 they mentioned that: "you spend more time balancing on each leg"
You lose momentum when you walk slower.
Rollerblades, this is just rollerblades
Yes but they also require power, weigh more, cost more, do not allow you to build up momentum and will abruptly stop working once the batteries are empty. Innovative!
The future is bleak @@Welgeldiguniekalias
Except roller blades actually allow you to travel faster with less effort than walking
@@yeastofthoughtsmind9623 I used to want roller blades for traveling. Until I noticed they wouldn't roll well everywhere I wanted to go and certain hills are too dangerous. For inexperienced anyway.
@@WelgeldiguniekaliasI was going to say. These are just worse rollerblades. Like I get that some AWFUL things have been invented, and some completely useless things have been invented… but just why?
They are called Moonwalkers, yet I haven't seen anybody moonwalking with them
And u never will
I'm a fast walker and anytime I slow myself down so not to leave whomever I'm with in the dust, I say it feels like I'm wasting more energy slowing down than walking faster. Now you confirmed it! Thanks!
This was my ex😂 I always had to tell him to slow down for me and he was telling me how it took energy from him to focus on slowing down and I was like "I'm giving you a pass here, I'm walking as fast as I can, how can it be harder for you to walk slower?" Now I get it
@@LouiseHultcrantz I mean think about it really, it makes sense that using a full stride takes less energy because that's what's optimal for your body and easier on your muscles I guess
@@escapetherace1943 true. He was a fair bit taller than me and I also have some back issues so I'm short AND I walk funny 😅
@@LouiseHultcrantz us tallbros usually are the ones with back issues from bending into tight places and everything being slightly too low for us 🥲
@@escapetherace1943 yeah I'm not actually that jealous when it comes to squeezing in to tight seats on planes and trains, and like you said mirrors and counters always being low. I'm 164 cm so I feel like the world is pretty well adjusted for me, except for when it comes to grabbing things off the higher shelves in stores... I was born with back issues, so we all suffer with something I guess. I have legs that are different lengths and scoliosis so my back gets tired easily so I can't walk for very long at a time before I need to rest
That graph just explained so much for me as a tall, fast-walking person.
Me too
Oh yeah, here comes the blessed one bragging about his mf height, you mfs that are over f-king 5'9, how much I f-king hate you, why you and not me?
This doesn't take into account that those shoes are also going to give you a serious case of foot blindness. There are 29 muscles in one foot and each one is designed to feel the ground beneath you and slightly adjust accordingly. When your foot can't feel the ground it's walking on, it does make it harder to walk and is less healthy for you (especially your feet, knees, and hips) long term.
@@Snow-Willow Pin that comment
Adding 5lbs of weight isn't great for knees, either. Bodies are built for weight above knees, but adding below can end up having consequences. I'm not sure if the 5lbs of these is enough, but it may have a long-term impact.
Not that big of a problem if ur smart enough to not wear those at rocky paths
5 pounds will be alright, I've worn heavier boots, the first two weeks are tough but after that you're used to it.
Just dont wear them for your driving test lmao, I actually did that the first time I wore them and it was.... *Difficult*@@Batmann_
@@Batmann_Rock Lee would disagree with you
When he said "the wheels on the..." my brain went 🎶 The wheels on the bus go round and round 🎶 😂😂😂
Soooo, what you want is electric rollerblades…
More like electric roller skates
thinking the exact same thing 😂
@@novacorps2468 same thing
I guess but this seems more versatile. Like something usable indoors
@@novacorps2468same exact thing lmao
Bro's walking like a low budget game character that didn't have their walk cycle and movement speed synced perfectly
😂 I don't play games but I totally know what you're talking about. Super accurate description
Time to get out of the gaming world bro
You literally just copied this comment from someone else
Doesn't even have to be a game, it could be old CGI where they eyeballed it
"walking slower than your preferred walking speed takes more energy"
It all makes sence to me now.
I am a fast walker and I have a very hard time trying to slow down my pace. No, I'm not stressed out. I get stressed out by having to concentrate on my walk.
Yeah, same. Some people do not understand how **COLOSSAL** the amount of time we waste while commuting. And its just such a bullshit waste of time as well.
They are nothing but weighted shoes. Might as well wear ankle weights. Same effects and results.
@@CHUCKSNORRIS
No, they still make you move when your foot is on the floor. 🤦♀️
Makes a lovely noise as well. If you like loud high-pitched whirring.
And this is why in weightlifting and any excersize, slowing down uses more energy, and actually helps you build better. Control is key
Yes in terms of stretching out your muscles
To GAIN muscles... It would require a slow and strenuous exercise...
In terms of CALORIES, it's not about speed it's about posture of Movement.
So don't solely say walking Slowly burns More calories, instead it's about how you walk.
All this Graph riff raff misinformation will make you weak.
If you wanna burn calories just WALK forget about this crap.
A lot of times it’s the easy path that requires more work to maintain.
That's true for life, my man...
Oh yes I've seen people work way harder to not work or get out of work than actually doing it.
Those are Shadow the Hedgehog's shoes. You have to be the Ultimate Lifeform for them to work properly.
And a love for latinas
Walking slower than your preferred speed takes more energy, thank you brother, been trying to convince people around me for years that this is true...
The sound would drive me crazy…
They’re actually way louder than this lol Drew Gooden made a video about these shoes and they made the most horrendous whining sound it’s so loud 🤣
I can't even stand wearing nylon jackets because of the sound when you arms rub against the torso >:( lol
He just destroyed any commercial application of that product 😅
I think Drew Gooden, Eddy Burback and a few other UA-camrs already did that very well a year ago. But yeah, this just scientifically cemented it
I mean, maybe you can loose weight ? 😅
The primary commercial application is in the name.
@@sapphireblue4031 seems like they would be good for fitness if it takes more effort, but then again, weighted shoes could do the same for a fraction of the price.
Au contrarie! Think about it, it is a thing that makes walking use more energy, but feels psychologically like it is helping you - it is perfect for my stupid ass to actually go for a walk for leisure (i do not enjoy it at all) and loose/control some weight!
They're gonna be disappointed when they find out what roller skates are.
😂🛼
Would be hilarious to see someone run from the cops in these 😂
@@OG-BIG-SHEPHERD. 🤣🤣🤣
That’s noise. I’ll wait for the third set. Should be perfect by then. Good work.
*CLACK* you'll really *CLACK* like t-*CLACK*-hese shoes *CLACK*
*CLACK* no way *CLACK* really? *CLACK* How do y- *CLACK* ou know tha- *CLACK* t?
Crunch *random screaming*
@@catsmeowmeowmeow2166GET OUT 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥💯💯🔥🗣️
I laughed at this 😂😂
You'll never have to worry about wild animals with the *_*whirrr*_* these things make.
"All you suckers just walking like normal people," cracked me up cause you know he's just the nicest guy in the world
Sometimes I'm amazed at the amount of labour and investment that goes into products that nobody is going to use..
In fairness, this happens _all the time_ and is the only reason that we have innovation at all.
Things that don't catch on get lost to time and memory, but things that do fill a space that we come to deem necessary or useful.
Nobody knows ahead of time whether the thing they're working on will catch on, but they always hope that it will.
well they still pay themselves some of the investors money to fail- so they win but company fails- happens all the time- all these startups are never intended to go anywhere- just get that cash flowing in
@@Lostachillesinnovation is not the end result of creating a bunch of random shit.
Innovation is the end result of understanding a problem better than anyone else and creating a solution to that problem.
@@allisongross2946 you completely misinterpreted what you read.
Besides that, you'd still be wrong even if you hadn't.
The definition of innovation is _"a new method, idea, product, etc."_
Almost everyone who's creating all of these things (which mostly are _not_ "random things" to the creators) actually believes they're solving a problem. They also believe they're coming up with a new and unique solution _(and they most often are, otherwise they'd just buy a pre-fabricated solution..)_ to help or provide something that people will use and benefit from.
Whether or not it catches on is irrelevant to it being innovative. Understanding the problem better than anyone else is also irrelevant. The only thing that matters is that it's something new and that it solves a problem, even if it never catches on for widespread use.
There's a lot of Darwinism, though. Just like nature constantly mutates, some inventions seem good but turn out useless (like a six-fingered hand) and some seem useless and turn out popular (like blue eyes). Nature just keeps cranking them out and then it's survival of the fittest, and inventions do the same.
So they designed a fancy ankle weight. Neat.
Sooo… dey just designed uh fancy ankle weight… heh, yeah.. neat… yeeaah im posting dis one on my weddit heh
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That's a way of tricking people into getting more exercise
Congradulations, you're making the simplest thing complicated.
Like, spelling?
@@ghostman5620 😂😂
Roller skates: "I don't exist"
These roll you forward. With skates, you roll them forward
THANK YOU for the mathematical breakdown! I’ve been wondering about this for SO long.
My basic hypothesis was right, so that’s cool. But, this is way more detailed & specific- love it!
1) They look cool though
2) Yay a way to get my outdoor exercise that doesn't mean having to get into running
Who ya think you are, shadow the hedgehog?
The noise 💀
This is a great demonstration of why the bicycle was voted the greatest invention of all time.
Just wait until we put tiny wheels at the bottom of the bicycle wheels. The tiny wheels spin at a faster rate than the two main wheels. We'll call it "Moonbike"
I thought it was the printing press
Nah its up there but refrigeration is so major that you'd have no idea what to do without one if ya didnt live in a cold environment
I would say "harnessing electricity in general" but thats a very complex thing spanning many inventions. However, that is the factual most important "invention" in the history of mankind.
Whichever group voted for that must be entirely made up of cyclists with no concept of how little bicycles matter. Bicycles are totally fine as a hobby or a mode of short distance transportation, but they don’t bear mention in the same breath as the inventions that changed the world like refrigeration, electric lighting, antibiotics, the combustion engine, and any number of communication and medical devices.
@@Thanatos2996 I seem to recall bicycles being a joke and no one wanting or liking them when they were first invented, speaks volumes of their "importance"
It does look pretty cool walking in these and the added benefit is that you get a workout as well
I'm 46 and this title instantly reminded me of the episode of "The Wonder Years" where Fred Savage's character was starting a band and the name? THE ELECTRIC SHOES. 😂
Fred Savage sounds like such a made up name lol. It's pretty bad ass for a child actor stage name.
Roller skates for tech dorks
Roller skates for idiots, you mean.
Roller skates for people with too much money, no shame and no common sense.
Well yeah. These roll you forward. With skates, you roll them forward. Consider the applications and advancements of the tech
@@elhazthorn918roller skates are just wheels and axels. These have circuitry and power in them. Sure, idiots made them
The shoe weighs FIVE POUNDS? EACH?! I think you've found the problem omg
feel like it would affect the knees somehow too
Us kids from the late 90s early 2000s basically had these, and they were called Moon Shoes 😂
"Sorry, I can't make it on time. My shoes are still charging."
Yeah, but it's faster to just walk, too.
yaaaawn
This dude's videos literally always answer the questions I ask myself when I can't sleep... This one being, "what if we had shoes that work like those walkways at airports"
same
Skates. They reinvented skates.
These roll you forward. With skates, you roll them forward
Roller skates aren't 5 pounds and are better than these contraptions.
This is a great demonstration of why health-first decision-making is the way to go.
He’s gonna be shook when tries to walk in grass
*_"All you suckers, just walking like normal people."_*
Brilliant ending.
Skates ❌,
Self-walking-electric-shoes ✅
I was looking for this comment. Rollerskates and inline skates don't need power.
@@elhazthorn918 Yea, they are worse because they still require the act of "walking" while only giving a minimal amount of distance increase.
More of Speed Enhancing than Self Walking.
Nothing will ever beat the tactical superiority of the Heely.
"All you suckers just walking like normal people" got me for some reaspn
Power creeping Michael Jackson was definitely not something i expected to see
Gravel roads: Lead weights on your feet bonus points for sounding like a screeching animal as you drag your weighted feet around.
Dude just calmly dismantled their entire business plan.
That feeling you get after running on a treadmill
If they're moonwalkers, I hope that they have a moonwalking mode
Ikr
They don't
This!
First moon boots now moon walkers. Finding new ways to break ankles lol
I legit clicked on this video because I thought the thumbnail was a newer, sleeker design of the moon shoes 🫣
More like turn ankles into cankles
We had these things back in the day, called Rollerskates. They were, let me finish, shoes with wheels on them. Not electric wheels, because as it turns out, forward momentum will allow you to roll.
Also, Heeleys
“So they can be used for exercise!”
-marketing guy
Can we not even walk for ourselves anymore.
They're likely in mind for places like Asia so businessmen and stuff can walk places faster and not have to ride a bike or anything
Not since the invention of the wheel.
right... because people are more likely to take you seriously when you walking in with that @@infasis
@@crazychinese7315 I don't think most people would really notice or care. The point is you'd have the freedom of being on foot to use the train, bus, whatever and continue on where you're going faster
Not even a laziness thing tbh. It's more effort than normal walking.
🤠 Juicero finally has a competitor up to it's legacy:
Bro you were absolutely shmoovin in those
They reimagined rollerblades. They invented rollerblades again.
The only comparison is that they both have wheels.
Now THIS IS the TRUE product reviews I want to see!
Honestly can't imagine why I would feel cooler wearing these. You couldn't pay me to put something like this on
Out of all the things I'd have to consider carefully before doing in return for money, trying out some bad idea for motorized footwear is one of the mildest.
He just needs to put an Apple sticker and suckers will be paying thousands of dollars to buy them
@@seigeengine maybe you're too easy to pay off then
@@themindeclectic9821 Or you're exceedingly superficial.
I've been walking with an exaggerated bounce, in my step, my entire life. I can _feel_ that it is more efficient and the kinetic energy of the bounce helps propel me forward and lessens the energy needed for the next step.
When I reach a point where I'm finally too tired to maintain that bounce, my speed is _drastically_ reduced, from around 4mph to just 1mph.
You look like an NPC moving faster than the walking animation.
The sound they make alone is a deal breaker
That graph explains why I speed up my walking when I'm tired! How interesting!
Yeah, me to. Now I know why! 😉😊
I mean, it's probably more that when you're tired you become impatient.
Bring back the OG Moon shoes. Bouncing and rolling ankles 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This man boutta get a cease and desist from the people who made these
Just imagining a scifi version that weighs basically nothing and propels you 100× faster
Getting toward that step by step
I need the one that can have me jump 3x my height, lol
That's called falling
So they reinvented roller skates?!😂
Automatic roller which doesn't add any benefits and use more of your resources plus added noise and change your walking patterns and mannerisms slowly making you feel useless without them.
Electric roller skates.
Yes, but with batteries
Plus you have to constantly stabilize your legs and feet to not roll and fall.
You know, they could brand these as really cool ankle weights...
Meh.
Aren't those basically just roller skates?
But actually goofy af
Yes, but like many things in capitalism they're a product redesigned to be "better" while actually just being more expensive and worse.
@@katyungodlyNot actually part of capitalism, but okay.
Proper capitalism encourages attempts at innovation, like this, but if you make a dumb product, proper capitalism is also going to see that it ends up in the trash bin of history and never goes anywhere.
@@Snow-Willow no capitalism encourages making as much capital as possible to reinvest back into making more capital. Money is the bottom line.
@@highhorseo7875 ... Yeah. So if you make a product that isn't worth anything, then capitalism ensures it gets abandoned. Like @Snow-Willow said
My Wi-Fi isn’t that bad
Bros Wi-Fi:
Feel bad for the guy walking in these, then hears vicious dogs behind him and can't run.
bro invented irl foot sliding wtf
"When you take a step, the wheels on the-"
*BUS GO ROUND AND ROUND!!!!*
This is a great way to protect your virginity.
A cross between roller skates and heelies. Cool!
When i hear "The worlds first" i cease to engage.
The TRICK is, Affix one shoe to your forehead and the other to a knee of your choice. Now, tuck the knee to your chest, lift your head (briefly) plant your forehead to the ground, extend your leg, retract the knee... step and repeat. "Slither" along, like a reptile!
Those shoes are anything but cool.
Yes, finally a graph that shows, why I find walking slow sooo exhausting. It seems counter intuitive....
(unfortunately my natural preferred walking speed is fairly quick, so I often have to slow down, when I walk with others 🙈)
That’s why I sprint as fast as possible to conserve energy
This is some Wile E Coyote shit
Meep-meep!😂
Cuz they need to be slanted forward just a little bit
Is anyone going to tell him he just reinvented the skates? 😂
he didn't make these