Bill cipher:ARE YOU EATING MY FELLOW SPECIES? Him: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Bill cipher:*grabs his bag of Doritos and rips it apart* BE FREE MY BROTHERS!!!!
Hey y'all I have things to destroy bill cipher but it will cost some likes to get the stuff! Eye destroyer spray: 5 likes (this spray is able to make bill blind for 30 minutes) Anti-bill sword: 23 likes (when used, it will be permanent on bill, so bill cipher cannot regenerate) Overkill punch: 39 likes (when you use the potion and drink it, you will be able to crack bill cipher into tiny bits) 50 percent of fiction: 5,000 likes (no need to explain) 100 percent of fiction:1M likes (again no need to explain)
Only reason mable was even able to use the spray is cause bill was distracted, on a 1 on 1 that isnt doing anything The sword is basically useless because bill can not only fly, crush me into monicules or summon A massive blue beam capable of killing a time god, same for the punch and 50% of fiction is just cringe uninspired oc's, and for 100% theres not a universe where this comment can get anywhere near even 100k likes.
Bill: You can't stop me! I'm a being of pure energy with no weakness! Me: Bro, you're a fricking dorito from another dimension, this won't be difficult. Bill: Listen kid, I may look small in Appearance, but never underestimate a literal Dream Demon, or it'll be the last mistake YOU EVER MAKE!!!!
Me: hmmm let's remove the background scene. Proceed to create a blank page/slide. Now let me remove those eyes with my digital eraser. It's time for doritos. Bill: WTF?!
Me who absorbs bill and does the whole finale thing. Bills final message: “A X O T L T L! MY TIME HAS COME TO BURN,I INVOKE ON THE ACCENT POWERS THAT I MAY RETURN!”
If bill was only in his form where he can only control your dreams and tell you to do stuff I would win but if he was in his true form I would be fucked
Bill cipher: Well, well, well. Seems we have another challenger. ( Yawns) Let's just get this over with. Me: Wut?!😡😡😡 Bill: Yup, another weakling. Well, as i was saying, lets just get this over with. Me: Nope. Say goodnight. Bill: ok. Goodnight. Me: (snaps) Bill: AAAAHHHHHHH NOOO!!!!!!!! Me:😎😎😎🤓🤓🤓🤑🤑🤑
People : We are stronger Bill : Oh hell nah dawg Im know ur search history People : He knows urs weakness Bill : Like u ever had time to say that bud People: wdym?, *Half body missing*
I wish I had all those feats, but I only have: Strength, combat, durability,power(untapped potential/fury), combat exp, battle IQ, so yeh I don't really stand much of a chance
Okay, funny story. I'll explain at 15 likes. So, one day i was drawing a picture of bill cipher and then my mom came home and said "Are you trying to summon bill?" And i was like, " umm no 😳😳😳" (i was actually) lol 😆😆😆
I have more experience than bill. Actually bill is a cartoon character and is fictional. Also gravity falls, came out on Disney channel in 2012, im 13 (I was born in 2009) so I’m older than the gravity falls universe actually.
Tbh since his actual origin is just a 2D drawing who was then ascended into animation, irl Bill Cipher against us real human beings would be pointless… we could literally just draw one or numerous beings straight out of our ass and make them infinitely more powerful and absolute ass hats to him that we’d quite literally be HIS NIGHTMARE turned into reality… and all in all… we could just outright erase him by destroying any and all evidence, documentation, and drawings of his existence… Bill is quite literally nothing to an actual Human Being… just saying… we know how he works he really ain’t shit 💩
Bill cipher vs Me:😤✊
Me in 0.00001 seconds:💀☠️⚰️🪦
And me in 0.00000000001 seconds 🧠🫀🫁🦷🦴🔪🔪🔪🔪
Jsjsj cierto 😂😂
No he will talk to you
ngl i would break the 4th wall infront of bill.
You is real
this "you" guy seems pretty strong
lmao xD of course they are, after all they are 3D character with 4D as unseen powers
We are the “You” characters
@@Kaby-The-Red-Kirby
The joke
You
@@0ff1ciald0nut13 IK, I’m saying all of the people in the world is the You character
I mean we are all one part of the you character. One, not very strong. More, stronger
Nah bro I'm not winning solo...
IM WINNING WITH THE WHOLE PINES FAMILY!
Same
si vil
Yeah The Pines can make the zodiac and assemble everyone else needed to complete it, while you distract Bill
Same
yes bro, you are a big fan of the series, it is not sarcasm
Me: I am hungry...
Bill Cipher: hello !
Me: YOU ARE MY SNACK !!!!
how are u going to eat quantum💀
@@renhenghsr bite him like a dorito 💀
YOU HAVE ACHIEVE THE BADGE OF DORITO EATER
And bill eat u
Bill cipher:ARE YOU EATING MY FELLOW SPECIES?
Him: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Bill cipher:*grabs his bag of Doritos and rips it apart* BE FREE MY BROTHERS!!!!
Me: wow that was ez
Bill: wakes up
Me: i’m fucked
lol me right now when my mom is out
Same
Nah this is real life and bill cipher has no access lol
Thas't whath you think👁️🍃
@@Flandrethechillfumo8975that's what you think. I hope you learned otherwise in 7 months because he wrote a book IRL now lol
Bill cipher: hey kid let’s fight!
Me out loud: bring it on
In my head: I’m Fuc-
Imagine if bill was real💀💀💀
we all dead 💀
Mhaaaaaaa finally and in the real world
@@tameozzyozzy If bill Is real then the weirdness magnetism would be too
#CipherHunt
He is.
In Hell.
This "You" Dude seems stronger than everything in the universe even multiverse (lDK multiverse is real or not)
“You” guy can even easily destroy camera man
there is a conspiracy theory that You is the name of the camera guy
Bro the "you" guy with Is you the one watching this
@@cameronhurst3214 Can't you understand the joke?
@@IamnotFunnyMan677 yes
Hey y'all I have things to destroy bill cipher but it will cost some likes to get the stuff!
Eye destroyer spray: 5 likes (this spray is able to make bill blind for 30 minutes)
Anti-bill sword: 23 likes (when used, it will be permanent on bill, so bill cipher cannot regenerate)
Overkill punch: 39 likes (when you use the potion and drink it, you will be able to crack bill cipher into tiny bits)
50 percent of fiction: 5,000 likes (no need to explain)
100 percent of fiction:1M likes (again no need to explain)
I'll take that spray as your fifth like :D
Only reason mable was even able to use the spray is cause bill was distracted, on a 1 on 1 that isnt doing anything
The sword is basically useless because bill can not only fly, crush me into monicules or summon A massive blue beam capable of killing a time god, same for the punch
and 50% of fiction is just cringe uninspired oc's, and for 100% theres not a universe where this comment can get anywhere near even 100k likes.
Isn't it weird how billcipher wanted to destroy the universe but everyone loves him?
eu não
Why
@@masteroftheradio why what
My brother took my phone and is randomly typing things
@@masteroftheradio oh ok
Bill: You can't stop me! I'm a being of pure energy with no weakness!
Me: Bro, you're a fricking dorito from another dimension, this won't be difficult.
Bill: Listen kid, I may look small in Appearance, but never underestimate a literal Dream Demon, or it'll be the last mistake YOU EVER MAKE!!!!
But you aren't even a real dorito
Bill: hmm...eee....hmmmm
@@edgar_BrawlStars-BS Exactly, what threat does he pose?
Me: hmmm let's remove the background scene. Proceed to create a blank page/slide. Now let me remove those eyes with my digital eraser. It's time for doritos.
Bill: WTF?!
@@i-am-biggg Bruh
Me who absorbs bill and does the whole finale thing.
Bills final message: “A X O T L T L! MY TIME HAS COME TO BURN,I INVOKE ON THE ACCENT POWERS THAT I MAY RETURN!”
Me : wakes up wait that was a dream. Bill: yep and oh well would you look at the time it’s time to die o clock for you
Me: pulls out memes and the power of drip
Bill: oh I’m fu-
Bill chipper:no one can stand a chance against me-
Me:NOT SO FAST
*bill chipper gets defeated*
Bill chipper:NOOOOoO
Me:YESSsSsssSs
Cringe af
@@Chill-Noob1 ur cringe af too
and bill eat u
"Bill chipper"💀
Fleetway me appears
Bill: our battle will be legendary
Fleetway me: show me your true speed
Wake up reality I'm 1 seconds died
In reality: we have memes and drip
Bill in reality: has no memes and no drip and only has fake Jordan’s and unfunny memes
@@Flandrethechillfumo8975 nah bill definitely has funnier memes than us
If bill was only in his form where he can only control your dreams and tell you to do stuff I would win but if he was in his true form I would be fucked
I can easily just turn off the TV when Bill gets closed to me.💀
Imagine Bill watches it
You put too much faith in me 😂
Sonic: Hey Bill
Bill Cipher: hello sth
*Sonic pulls out an emerald*
Sonic can't touch bill
I'm Sorry@@CypherHeidi I meant Archie sonic 😎
I'm sorry Lewis I meant Archie Sonic
@@Sondash97 is ok archie sonic solos bill cipher
Bill:👹I am a being of pure energy with no weakness👹
Also bill: dorito with top hat
🎩
⚠️
I’m bringing some pepper spray wit me 😂
This is not going to end well for me,like if i have to fight bill cipher you might as well just start planning my funeral.
Naw if its real life you can erase bill with a pencil but if he is real💀💀 you are screwed
This made my day😊
bill que tiene un billón de años
el tipo:precede a darnos Experiencia
no bill chiper existio ante de la existencia misma del big ban
Guys I'm going sleep so I can solo in my dream 😂❤
If in fact, if in reality we would never be able to defeat cosmic creatures 😅
Pines Family in Stan's Mind:
Thank you, I needed to hear this
Oh thanks♥️
A qué aceptar la realidad hermanos :v
Билл тоже топ
Согл
Me:Bill Cipher win no diff
This video:me win no diff
Damn, that dorito was hella funky.
Me: THAT WAS EASY BRO SO EASY
Bill cipher: *Comes*
Me: oh shit I'm dead😢
are you drugs?
Bill be like bring it on in my mind I'm screwed
And I did not know I had the power to destroy the whole entire multiverse
Man I win? No I'm pretty sure he's the guy who tore apart the worlds atmosphere! 😊
Bill cipher: Well, well, well. Seems we have another challenger. ( Yawns) Let's just get this over with.
Me: Wut?!😡😡😡
Bill: Yup, another weakling. Well, as i was saying, lets just get this over with.
Me: Nope. Say goodnight.
Bill: ok. Goodnight.
Me: (snaps)
Bill: AAAAHHHHHHH NOOO!!!!!!!!
Me:😎😎😎🤓🤓🤓🤑🤑🤑
C'mon, just like mi comment! 😡😡😡
bill vs bill
tie
@@GojoXZermancap win bill
They think were AXOLOTL
We're*
Bill: 👏👏
Me: *disappears*
Es sierto ya que es un capítulo de la tele xd
Y el no te puede hacer nada 😂😅
BILL NO DIFF ❤🫦❤
Brilliant 👏
Bill cipher: wanna 1v1?
Me: yes, noob
Bill destroyed ur world*
You’re just a part of my imagination erases from existence bill ☠️
Goku: I heard about your strength wanna fight
I CAN CONTROL ALL WITH A TOPHAT
I get you’re trying to make us feel better but bill is a literal god who can destroy universes just if he wanted to.
POV when fighting bill cipher be like:
My POV: man I'm dead
If bill was real we know how it would end up
“A PARTY THAT NEVER ENDS”
Thank you😂😂❤❤❤😂 my brother says I’m not fast😢
I'm wining for one reason........I'm the true king of the nightwings....
Bill: *DEATH THREATS*
Me: Hey,ya wanna murder a gal? I can help with Weirdmageddon! :D
Bill: …Sure :D
Bill be winning I'm dead
you're joke?
Reality atom>>>>>>> bill cipher
@user-kd2em1iu4c We're going to assume that Bill is in reality k ?
People : We are stronger
Bill : Oh hell nah dawg Im know ur search history
People : He knows urs weakness
Bill : Like u ever had time to say that bud
People: wdym?, *Half body missing*
I'm coming with the whole One Piece characters at maximum damage
Jokes on you I AM BILL CIPHER
You: Ahahahaha i'm won! Reality: Oh damn :(
Bill cipher vs the human version of himself I guess
Im honestly surprised
This guy made a video where bill cipher loses 😂
*el "tu" elimina a bill cipher de la existencia*
Bill cipher: 💀💀💀💀💀
Guys, be realistic…
He’s a cartoon character, and you’re a human
alternative title :
*god*
VS
*god*
NO NO NO ITS ALL Wrong!!
I was supposed to win with bill :(
No way am I beating a multidemensinal genius chaos god
Thanks but…. Bill would annihilate me 💀
made my day
Edit: thanks so much, but this just means that college is the final boss of gravity falls
Those who are not stronger than bill
👇
ARE BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY
"You" strong better pretty (;
IQ goes to bill cipher because he has infinite knoledge
Nah imma be Zee:
Bill Cipher: ready to get destroyed?
Zee: it’s funny how dumb you are.
Bill: …
me: *pulls out a dorito* this is you
in the show we would be demolished however in real life we would win because Bill is fiction meaning he is as powerful as we want him to be
I ain't winning bruh💀💀 bill can turn me into stone or gold in a second
I wish I had all those feats, but I only have:
Strength, combat, durability,power(untapped potential/fury), combat exp, battle IQ, so yeh I don't really stand much of a chance
there's no way I'm beating a multiversel level treat☠️
Yeah thanks for the nice compliment but I think bill would absolutely demolish me
🔥
We are both Bill Cipher
I find a dorito with an eye
me: oh well
bill: why is my life like this
me: chomp
bill: 😨💀💀💀💀💀☠️💀💀
Bill: I am a GOD! Me: (turns into saitama) bill: im fu.. me: (does serious punch)
Okay, funny story. I'll explain at 15 likes.
So, one day i was drawing a picture of bill cipher and then my mom came home and said "Are you trying to summon bill?" And i was like, " umm no 😳😳😳" (i was actually) lol 😆😆😆
me:EZ bill:THATS IT me:uhhhhhh me:*dies*
real human negs bill cipher not real 😐
He is still a animation and he is not real but just a part of computer program soo he can't win.
Me: time to turn off the tv
I have more experience than bill. Actually bill is a cartoon character and is fictional. Also gravity falls, came out on Disney channel in 2012, im 13 (I was born in 2009) so I’m older than the gravity falls universe actually.
Guys remember, bill is animated and not real
Bro i can't but my favourite self made creature (hopeless void) can do it
Reality >fiction
Tbh since his actual origin is just a 2D drawing who was then ascended into animation, irl Bill Cipher against us real human beings would be pointless… we could literally just draw one or numerous beings straight out of our ass and make them infinitely more powerful and absolute ass hats to him that we’d quite literally be HIS NIGHTMARE turned into reality… and all in all… we could just outright erase him by destroying any and all evidence, documentation, and drawings of his existence… Bill is quite literally nothing to an actual Human Being… just saying… we know how he works he really ain’t shit 💩
Too true 👍
I already knew i can him but thank you for the vid man i appreciate it
Me: It’s a Dorito with a top hat how hard can this be
Me in 0.0000000000000000000000000000001 seconds ⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️🪦🪦🪦🪦
i think we won cause only us humans could create bill
Me: Turns of my Tv*
My secret weapon against bill is my kiss and I've used it before
Nah bill cipher wins if he’s against me
thanks is bill cipher real💀?
We are Humans We Created ALMOST EVERYTHING Bill is just a Character from Fiction
some Doritos would be nice
What if bill Cipher watch this video 😅
He WiLl DEstOrY AlL