“Sometimes I'll start a sentence, and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way. Like an improv conversation.” - Michael Scott
@@JoranGroothengel but he’s making a living doing it so don’t complain just cause you don’t have his skill set. That job sucks ik ive done it that moss is slicker than water
Yes people are allowed to say anything and do anything. But that doesn’t mean there aren’t consequences. Say stupid shit and we will tell you you’re an idiot. Do illegal stupid shit and we will put you in jail.
I know a guy who spent 25 years in prison (nonconsecutive) who used to rob Taco Bells the night before they would take their deposit for the week to the bank. He would lock them in the walk-in and call the police to let them out after he left. He said that he learned two things while serving in the Marines: how to use a gun to get what he wanted and confidence.
@@DJ_D3ADSTOCK Adidas CEO here, just letting everyone know that the number to our complaints dept is (7) Lemme call over to Nike and see Whatsup with them
"This society values confidence over hard work." "If you have $50 and internet, you can make business cards." "I've been the CEO of Google for about 2 weeks now." "People say I can't do this, and I redirect them to an Applebee's." *Top 10 anime story arcs of all time*
He’s right people are wrong he can do this. But if becomes illegal when: Impersonating Another Person In addition to impersonating a police officer, it is also a crime to impersonate another person if harm is caused. False impersonation occurs when someone represents him/herself as another person to deceive others. However, the key element of this offense in most cases is whether an additional act was performed, beyond the deceitful misrepresentation, that: creates a legal or financial liability for the person being impersonated; or benefits the impersonator.
@@Fweaka So basically, this smidgen of trollage is on the bounds of being illegal but is still within legal grounds? As long as he doesn't do anything to defame or financially cause damage to the actual person he's "impersonating?"
@@MrMelonsz Uhhh no you missed the point. It went way over your head, Dwight. They were saying that the person is Jim, and that seeing through Jim's eyes, everyone is Dwight. And he's f＊＊＊ing with them in the way Jim messes with Dwight all the time in the office. You talk as if you know the show, but have you even watched it..? If you did, you would have known that...
hey guys you know the creator of this universe? He was is and small be forever he knows we are sinfull People and need forgiveness of our sins thatz why as a sacrifice HE JESUS CHRIST died for them, FAITH IN JESUS CHRIST MAKES YOU NOT GO TO HELL ANYMORE GOD SO LOVED THE WORLD THAT HE SENT HIS ONLY BEGOTTEN SON THAT WHOESOEVER BELIEVETH ON HIM SHOULD NOT PERISH BUT HAVE EVERLASTING LIFE ..
Kinda scared me tbh. This guy used the motivational speech voice to say a bunch of weird ass bullshit... if you read the comments there's a bunch of people who just sorta randomly agree with him. A lot of people just don't really listen and can be manipulated if you just use a certain type of voice... It is pretty scary how dumb people are.
@@yoitsmilotic I dunno but it's hilarious both high and sober, dude's got a comedic spark behind all his madness; the funniest part is imagining why the fuck someone would call the complaints department number on a fraudulent business card LOL
Hes trying to say that you dont need a college degree to be succesful in life and with just 50 dollars and an online ad you can get alot of people to notice it. Then you got a part time job cutting grass, powerwashing, or even washing cars. Hes showing that it's that simple to start up your own business (He did give a bad representation tho)
I say, bravo! I’m 56 and I respect anyone who does Excellent work at anything. Because if a job is worth doing,do it right the first time and you won’t have to do it again in the same day.
I think you watched the video on mute. This video is about pretending to be in a job you arent xD then redirect the calls to a badly reviewed applebees hehe
It also shows dude bustin out a kick ass job. She missed nothing. She approves and coming from a gen x thats saying somthin. Cause most of us are usually ignoring you sheeple.
My Dad knew that 60 years ago. Realize he was doing a dead end job that more than likely would lead to an early grave. Sold everything he could, bought a tool and die makers tool chest, walked into every tool shop in Grand Rapids and asked for work. He would BS as long as he could, learn by watching old hands and spending the evenings in the library. By 1975 he was a fully accredited Mechanical Engineer. He worked at IBM, Texas Instruments and Lockheed (before Martin was added to the name) This was a man born to a Michigan farmer in 1922. He quit school after the 9th grade to help work on the farm. Confidence and sheer chutzpah can make you successful. A degree without the drive and courage to possibly fail spectacularly is just an expensive wall hanging.
@@asdfoifhvjbkaos I think he did. While listening to him, I also watched him work. He just advertised himself, and in my opinion, it's a lively concept.
@@thathandsomedevil0828 *MESSAGE TO ALL MANKIND FROM GOD* This is our first life which is temporary and we all will die and Allah will again resurrect us on the day of Resurrection. That life will be eternal life either in Paradise or hellfire depending upon good and bad deeds you performed in this world. And You must need to believe in Allah and must need to follow Qur'an if you want to save yourself from the Fire of Hell. Allah our Lord says: On that Day, those who denied ˹Allah˺ and disobeyed the Messenger will wish they were reduced to dust. And they will never be able to hide anything from Allah. Qur'an (4:42) 👉Allah almighty our creator says, O humanity! If you are in doubt about the Resurrection, then ˹know that˺ We did create you from dust, then from a sperm-drop, then ˹developed you into˺ a clinging clot ˹of blood˺, then a lump of flesh-fully formed or unformed-in order to demonstrate ˹Our power˺ to you. ˹Then˺ We settle whatever ˹embryo˺ We will in the womb for an appointed term, then bring you forth as infants, so that you may reach your prime. Some of you ˹may˺ die ˹young˺, while others are left to reach the most feeble stage of life so that they may know nothing after having known much. And you see the earth lifeless, but as soon as We send down rain upon it, it begins to stir ˹to life˺ and swell, producing every type of pleasant plant. Qur'an 22(5) That is because Allah ˹alone˺ is the Truth, He ˹alone˺ gives life to the dead, and He ˹alone˺ is Most Capable of everything. Qur'an 22(6) And certainly the Hour(The day of Resurrection) is coming, there is no doubt about it. And Allah will surely resurrect those in the graves. Qur'an 22(7)
It is still a motivational speech. What I take from this is, "When you have an idea or a plan, you can think outside the box and do something most people don't agree with. If you want to promote something and you're afraid to get people mad, just remember this guy did this."
@@I.Z.Phooto 👉Allah almighty shows his signs, *And of His Signs is this that He shows you the lightning, for fear as well as for hope, and He sends down rainwater from the sky and thereby gives life to the earth after its death. Surely in this there are many Signs for those who use their common sense.* Qur'an (30:24) That is, "Its thunder and lightning give hope that rain will come and help the crops, but at the same time they cause a fear that the lightning may strike somewhere, or heavy rain may fall, which may wash away everything." This thing, on the one hand, points to the life hereafter, and on the other, proves that God exists, and there is One God alone, Who is controlling the earth and the heavens. innumerable creatures of the earth live on the products that come out from the earth. These products depend on the productivity of the earth. The productivity depends on the rain, whether it directly falls on the earth, or its water gathers together on the surface of the earth, or takes the form of underground water channels or springs or wells, or freezes on the mountains and then flows down in the form of rivers. Then the rain depends on the heat of the sun, the change of seasons, atmospheric changes in temperature, circulation of the winds, and on the lightning, which causes the rain to fall as well as mixes a kind of natural manure in the rainwater. The establishment of a harmony and proportion between different things existing from the earth to the sky, their becoming favorable and subservient to a variety of aims and objects, and their remaining continuously and constantly favorable in perfect harmony for millions of million years cannot be the product of mere chance. Has it all happened without the all-embracing will and plan and wisdom of a Fashioner and Designer? And is it not a proof of the fact that the Creator and Lord of the earth, the sun, the water, the heat and coolness is One and only One?
Seems like a parody of all the stupid pseudomotivational reels with people that talk a lot but usually say very little and oversimplify how easy it is.
When I heard that part I just thought like there are 21-year-olds who are married and have kids like being 25-year-old is not a child you're old enough to do practically everything.
@@rosesmith3971 Hahaha, ya. There are. And it rarely is a good thing. Anyone coming up and coming out of the rural wilderness, where teen pregnancy is the norm, into civilization knows it's a thing, but doesn't pretend it's healthy. It's not what developed societies do. At 21 you should still be educating yourself and pursuing your means of making your life. You don't have kids at that age because you planned, excuted and succeeded with that plan. You do it because you fucked up; hopefully you do your best not to make that your child's problem, but you probably will. Also if you believe a 25 year old is a grown man, like compared to a 45 year old man, you probably got there because you too still have the mind of a child.
@@RovingTroll he called himself a 25-year-old kid. It's kind of hard to have respect for someone who calls himself a 25-year-old kid. If you set yourself up for success people will respect that, but you can't respect something if there's nothing there to respect.
@@TheCamps10 it's 20 words and the longest word is 'inspirational', I'm sorry bro but I legit don't know how I could dumb it down anymore, sorry man maybe you can get someone on explainlikei'm5 or somethin idk
@@xqt6339 Yeah, here's how you can dumb it down for me: explain what makes it inspirational. Unjustified statements are not self-explanatory. Here, let me dumb it down for you: You are a pedophile. There, it's just four words, the longest one is "pedophile". I don't know how do you not get it duuuuude.
He did, his example was pretty bad, but he meant that if you can fake confidence people will believe you. If you make a business card for house cleaning, people will believe you are good at it even if you've never done it before. A better example of this, although I don't remember the exact details. I heard a story of someone just walking into the backdoor of a concert or other event and not being stopped because they look confident, so they looked like they were meant to be there.
No. This is a parody of a video where originally the guy cleaning the roof talks about how people are just lazy and “bad at being poor” and says you should just pull yourself up by your bootstraps.
I have my own business I started which is doing odd jobs for people. The number one thing that will help out anyone when it comes to clients for whatever job they need done is you need to know how to negotiate price. If you have one hell of a good price and show you are not ripping them off after the results, price negotiation will help you all the way through the business. Works every time.
Idk about the US, but where i live it is a crime to pretend to be someone else, it's translated to something as "ideological falsehood"... there are others similar such as dressing as military personnel, giving medical/financial recommendations
@@lawrencebelousov754 in the US this type of crime is only illegal if you are taking something from people (money or something like that) or if you are impersonating an official like doctors or police.
@@lawrencebelousov754 wtf so you can't have like Elvis impersonators or like people can't dress up like a singer and sing like them? That sucks haha. Also he wasn't saying he is the actual person he is just saying he has the title of CEO.
I think I've got it. You paid more attention to his bogus story than you did the video of him cleaning the roof. By the end, you didn't think damn what a good ass cleaning, you thought huh? What was the point of that story, echoing his original point: society doesn't value true hard work.
@Estrogen Fury calm the f down, I didn't even state my opinion on the matter, simply deciphered the video for your ass. If you don't like his message, that's your drama.
@@daxmarshall4969 Glad you think so too, good catch noticing there was atleast a message attached, I see many here who didn't pick up on that chestnut.
@@BAMRABBITWAYNE there's a really big difference between the American language and the English language , and I don't mean accents. I think if you google it, you might find a better answer than I could proide you with
I can agree with the first thing that he said. If you work in a certain company, notice how the incompetent worker who has a far longer experience but has minimal skills and is lazy has an income that is much higher than the ones who are the most skilled and hardest-working
I'm 45. I've had three different jobs where I was supposed to be issued business cards. Only one of them actually issued business cards to me. I haven't worked for any of these companies for years, but I'm still mad about those other two.
The true combination is delusional confidence and hard work. With that you can conquer the world. Never let anyone tell u what u can or cannot do. Never put limits on yourself. Unless it’s absurdly obvious
The life line he wears ist quite loose in the beginning, then the harness ist open and in the end he doesn't wear any PPE at all. Let's just say there's room for improvement.
From my experience it's the old dudes that complain about PPE. They go on about how back in the day they just wore belts that would break your spine if you fell.
He wears it till the end when he's washing the roof off. Probably should still be wearing it though especially when working with water on a roof. Some roofs get slippery when wet.
@@Xainfinen it not belong to us we are temporarily here and therefote it's sad we have live by the rules politicians slapped on us forcefully and useless
Except pretty much the entire comment section is calling him out on how incoherent his story is despite how 'confidently' he told it, which undermines his point if anything.
@@arstulex That is people who are butthurt because he told a joke that offends their (most likely capitalist) ideology, due to it being _the damn truth._ Good. Let them mald. It just makes it more funny.
The “delusional confidence” bit really resonates with me. That’s the perfect words for what it is. Arrogant, incompetent people seem to get a leg up on humble, hardworking folk, at least in my line of work.
I did 30 yrs in a pseudo govt job and I can attest to this. Just act like you know what's going onwith enough conviction and you can easily get promoted and screw things up even further. While the real workers just came in pulled a little extra load and got o.t. thanks to those morons screwing up everything to the point of creating more work..
BS can take you places. My buddy has 0 college but makes 6 figures in IT network storage. Hes really good at networking and gets IT certificates throughout his career.
"This society doesn't value hard work." That statement can be taken two ways. The business owner says this when they can't get workers to bust their ass (for a low wage). The worker says this when the business owner won't PAY (i.e. give value) for a worker busting their ass.
Jesus Christ is the propitiation for the whole world's sins. They that believeth and are baptized (with the Holy Spirit) shall be saved; but they that believeth not shall be damned. Those led by the Holy Spirit do not abide in wickedness. *God is ONE manifesting himself as THREE;* the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit! Bless him! *For these three are one.* As I am led by the Holy Spirit, nothing I state is a lie, but the truth of God. Anyone who tells you differently is misinformed or a liar. They do not know God, nor led by him. Anyone who *claims* to be a Christian and is against what I am doing, and where I am doing it; the Holy Spirit does not dwell within them, they lack understanding. They know not God, read his word, and their religion is in vain. Do not hear them, they will mislead you, the lost cannot guide the lost.
When you trust in God and cast your cares (worries, anxiety, depression, suicidal thoughts) upon him, they will be NO MORE! Know that there is power in the name Jesus Christ! His name casts out demons and heals! The world is wicked, evil, and of the devil. I too, was a wicked sinner of the world before I opened my heart to God. I am living proof of God's work and fruitfulness! He is an active God who hears the prayers of his! God's children are set apart (holy) and righteous. The devil is a liar that comes to steal, to kill, and to destroy; that includes your relationship with God. Open your heart to God, repent of your sins (he will forgive you), and let him direct your path. Draw nigh to God, and he will draw nigh to you. Cleanse your hands and purify your heart, lest you walk with the devil and follow him to hell.
Boi you doing it right but wrong at the same time im now 26 and one quote i will never forget, if you don’t find passive income you will have active income forever! Since i was 17 that quote hit me hard, I started with a 2011 ford pickup truck my trash company 8 years ago long story short after 8 years of growth a big canada 🇨🇦 company move to the state and was offering me 5M I refuse badly i wanted 10M i ended up with 9M after taxes you can call me lucky but if wouldn’t had sell it I would’ve been working to this day im now into real state and it is 99% passive income with 6 properties and 3 APT with only 46 employees im looking forward to keep growing this new business.
"The world doesn't reward hard work, it rewards delusional confidence" Me with a 4.3 gpa who hasn't studied a single night in my life and tells Mt friends my strategy for taking tests is to "will the answers to conform to me"
I have a friend like this and its painfull to be around him at times, never misses an opportunity to tell everyone how great he is whilst simultaneously messing up nearly everything he touches 🤣
“Sometimes I'll start a sentence, and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way. Like an improv conversation.”
- Michael Scott
An improversation
Joe Biden
Oh goodness, brace yourselves for the political war boutta go down in the comments
@@KyleNewell nah Joe Biden being senile is a fact known by people all over the political spectrum
@@MandoCheese2277 your brain is infected with politics. Get help.
This sounds like a guy with a head injury trying to finish a train of thought
Right? Lmao
He is standing on a slippery roof, I can see how that happened
@@JoranGroothengel but he’s making a living doing it so don’t complain just cause you don’t have his skill set. That job sucks ik ive done it that moss is slicker than water
I like him but I was thinking that as well
As a guy with a head injury, trying to finish a train of ..................
“If you’re confident enough, you can do anything.”
Proceeds to rob the nearest store.
That could work but I suggest you target the store that at least 10 miles from your area.
If your confident enough you can pull it off too
Yes people are allowed to say anything and do anything. But that doesn’t mean there aren’t consequences. Say stupid shit and we will tell you you’re an idiot. Do illegal stupid shit and we will put you in jail.
I know a guy who spent 25 years in prison (nonconsecutive) who used to rob Taco Bells the night before they would take their deposit for the week to the bank. He would lock them in the walk-in and call the police to let them out after he left. He said that he learned two things while serving in the Marines: how to use a gun to get what he wanted and confidence.
Hi welcome to Applebees this is Applebees
This man woke up and chose to be a villain
If by villain you mean Dr. Doofenshmirtz, then yes
U sounds like you were on hold with the applebees.
As the new CEO of Ebay i approve this message
😂😂😂😂😂
Good to know. Do u have complaints dept no.
Hey Google. Hey Ebay. Amazon CEO here 👋🏾 You guys hear from Adidas lately?
@@DJ_D3ADSTOCK Adidas CEO here, just letting everyone know that the number to our complaints dept is (7)
Lemme call over to Nike and see Whatsup with them
😂😂😂 Underrated comment! 😂😂😂
"This society values confidence over hard work."
"If you have $50 and internet, you can make business cards."
"I've been the CEO of Google for about 2 weeks now."
"People say I can't do this, and I redirect them to an Applebee's."
*Top 10 anime story arcs of all time*
He’s right people are wrong he can do this. But if becomes illegal when:
Impersonating Another Person
In addition to impersonating a police officer, it is also a crime to impersonate another person if harm is caused. False impersonation occurs when someone represents him/herself as another person to deceive others. However, the key element of this offense in most cases is whether an additional act was performed, beyond the deceitful misrepresentation, that:
creates a legal or financial liability for the person being impersonated; or
benefits the impersonator.
We do value confidence over hard work. That is facts. And the way jobs are ran, breeds this behavior.
and that was only the first half
@@yballaw2714 you have the 2nd Part....im struck with so many questions
@@Fweaka So basically, this smidgen of trollage is on the bounds of being illegal but is still within legal grounds? As long as he doesn't do anything to defame or financially cause damage to the actual person he's "impersonating?"
Real life Jim Halpert treating the world like they are Dwight Schrute and I’m all for it
He’s like a weird amalgamation mix of Dwight Schrute and Jim Halpert lol
He’s a delusional child who’s somehow power tripping from cleaning gutters. Don’t act like he’s some badass, he’s just way too arrogant
@@MrMelonsz Uhhh no you missed the point. It went way over your head, Dwight.
They were saying that the person is Jim, and that seeing through Jim's eyes, everyone is Dwight. And he's f＊＊＊ing with them in the way Jim messes with Dwight all the time in the office. You talk as if you know the show, but have you even watched it..? If you did, you would have known that...
Funny because this little scheme sounds exactly like something Dwight would do
@@koganeitou you miss the point when he isnt at all like jim l. He is just salty dude
This has "ladies just say thank you, not who are you and how'd you get in my house?" Energy, lol
The sudden, unprompted switch from motivational speaking to absolute insanity made me nearly double over laughing.
hey guys you know the creator of this universe? He was is and small be forever he knows we are sinfull People and need forgiveness of our sins thatz why as a sacrifice HE JESUS CHRIST died for them, FAITH IN JESUS CHRIST MAKES YOU NOT GO TO HELL ANYMORE
GOD SO LOVED THE WORLD THAT HE SENT HIS ONLY BEGOTTEN SON THAT WHOESOEVER BELIEVETH ON HIM SHOULD NOT PERISH BUT HAVE EVERLASTING LIFE ..
@@johanneshartman4618 that’s cool bro
@@johanneshartman4618 nice example of the comment you replied to
@@johanneshartman4618 the sentence and grammar is atrocious and unreadable.
I thought this was going to be an eye-roll but I ended up cracking up as well.
This went from sounding inspirational at first to insane halfway through and I love it.
Kinda scared me tbh. This guy used the motivational speech voice to say a bunch of weird ass bullshit... if you read the comments there's a bunch of people who just sorta randomly agree with him. A lot of people just don't really listen and can be manipulated if you just use a certain type of voice... It is pretty scary how dumb people are.
Pretty much
Not only was it not insane, it was genius. He made some well thought out points while also being funny and entertaining. Made perfect sense to me 🤷♀️
@@GameChanger597 yeah but... What's the point besides comedy
@@DaLatinKnight IDK fake it till you make it I guess, but it didn't sound like anyone believed he was the CEO of google so 🤷♂️
Bro has got it out for Applebee's employees.
Yeah he should have directed those calls to Comcast.
@@guysmiley3030except no one can hold that long, and they'd all hang up
As the new CEO of Amazon, I approve this message
I don't know what he was talking about but that cleaning task is so satisfying.
Lmao yeah tbh the story was kinda all over switching to random points, came to the comments section to see if I was the only 1
@@isaiahlancer152 the part where he said he was a CEO of Google I was like, what??
@@Superabound2 Yes I will try it. Thanks.
This video made me want to do that job 😂
Right. I was just too busy watching him clean 😂🤣
I’m glad everyone else is confused, I just thought I was too high
literally same with me rn bro 😭
I watched this shit 3x then scrolled down and glad I found you.
Sames lol
bro same wtf even is this
@@yoitsmilotic I dunno but it's hilarious both high and sober, dude's got a comedic spark behind all his madness; the funniest part is imagining why the fuck someone would call the complaints department number on a fraudulent business card LOL
I was waiting for the ” shouldn’t have left me Stacy “ 😂😂
As the CEO of Earth, I can confirm that this man is indeed 25 years old...
I'm so confused it started out motivational and then shifted to him pranking ppl and an applebees. What? I did like the term delusional confidence lol
@@smallfootprint2961 and graduating college is a sign of intelligence in your tiny mind?
What's this rambling story about again? Who is he mad at? Applebee's? Or Google?
@@PsycosisIncarnated ... My tiny mind was hoping it would be an improvement.
@@smallfootprint2961 college definitely is not what you think it is
Hes trying to say that you dont need a college degree to be succesful in life and with just 50 dollars and an online ad you can get alot of people to notice it. Then you got a part time job cutting grass, powerwashing, or even washing cars. Hes showing that it's that simple to start up your own business (He did give a bad representation tho)
As the current CEO of Google, I can confirm that this man is lying about being the CEO of Google.
Here I am this whole time, thinking I'M the CEO of Google 🤷
@@nameless-og Too many people out here pretending to be me, gah. Being a ceo for a major company sure is exhausting
Crystal from legal here. Gonna need to have a chat about your claims here... 😂
😂😂😂😂
Damn bro we got the same job as everyone here
You should write a book... This is like an audiobook 👏
I say, bravo! I’m 56 and I respect anyone who does
Excellent work at anything. Because if a job is worth doing,do it right the first time and you won’t have to do it again in the same day.
Did you watch the video on mute?
I think you watched the video on mute. This video is about pretending to be in a job you arent xD then redirect the calls to a badly reviewed applebees hehe
It also shows dude bustin out a kick ass job. She missed nothing. She approves and coming from a gen x thats saying somthin. Cause most of us are usually ignoring you sheeple.
Who roofs look this bad with a whole ecosystem on it.
people who live under trees, it's awful.
Pacific Northwest.
Trap houses who's dealer started watching This Old House.
@@brody_pierogi that’s crazy. I wouldn’t want that not one bit
Hobbits. That’s who.
Congrats on the google job!
Lol 😂😂😂
Waiting to woosh someone
Lmao, I thought he was being serious for a second there...(the guy in the video)
@@NONAME....12349 r/Whooosh
He was being sarcastic. Why would he clean houses if he is the CEO of Google
I lately had problems with feeling useless. Them I heard this guys story
If you ever feel useless remember there was cappuccino flavor chips
It's absurd humor bro
As CEO of Microsoft, I confirm they running a shit show at Google
"Society doesn't value hard work nearly as much as delusional confidence" amazing 👌
he didn't accomplish anything here though besides trolling
@@asdfoifhvjbkaos oh yeah completely agree. It is relatively cheap entertainment though.
My Dad knew that 60 years ago.
Realize he was doing a dead end job that more than likely would lead to an early grave.
Sold everything he could, bought a tool and die makers tool chest, walked into every tool shop in Grand Rapids and asked for work.
He would BS as long as he could, learn by watching old hands and spending the evenings in the library.
By 1975 he was a fully accredited Mechanical Engineer. He worked at IBM, Texas Instruments and Lockheed (before Martin was added to the name)
This was a man born to a Michigan farmer in 1922. He quit school after the 9th grade to help work on the farm.
Confidence and sheer chutzpah can make you successful. A degree without the drive and courage to possibly fail spectacularly is just an expensive wall hanging.
@@asdfoifhvjbkaos I think he did. While listening to him, I also watched him work. He just advertised himself, and in my opinion, it's a lively concept.
You know that's bull shit right? Lol don't believe in this shit.
This is mad crazy and funny it started out like he was going to give a motivational speech but it took an unexpected turn 😂😂 I love this
All about the confidence game, brother. :D
@@thathandsomedevil0828
*MESSAGE TO ALL MANKIND FROM GOD*
This is our first life which is temporary and we all will die and Allah will again resurrect us on the day of Resurrection. That life will be eternal life either in Paradise or hellfire depending upon good and bad deeds you performed in this world. And You must need to believe in Allah and must need to follow Qur'an if you want to save yourself from the Fire of Hell.
Allah our Lord says:
On that Day, those who denied ˹Allah˺ and disobeyed the Messenger will wish they were reduced to dust. And they will never be able to hide anything from Allah.
Qur'an (4:42)
👉Allah almighty our creator says,
O humanity! If you are in doubt about the Resurrection, then ˹know that˺ We did create you from dust, then from a sperm-drop, then ˹developed you into˺ a clinging clot ˹of blood˺, then a lump of flesh-fully formed or unformed-in order to demonstrate ˹Our power˺ to you. ˹Then˺ We settle whatever ˹embryo˺ We will in the womb for an appointed term, then bring you forth as infants, so that you may reach your prime. Some of you ˹may˺ die ˹young˺, while others are left to reach the most feeble stage of life so that they may know nothing after having known much. And you see the earth lifeless, but as soon as We send down rain upon it, it begins to stir ˹to life˺ and swell, producing every type of pleasant plant.
Qur'an 22(5)
That is because Allah ˹alone˺ is the Truth, He ˹alone˺ gives life to the dead, and He ˹alone˺ is Most Capable of everything.
Qur'an 22(6)
And certainly the Hour(The day of Resurrection) is coming, there is no doubt about it. And Allah will surely resurrect those in the graves.
Qur'an 22(7)
It is still a motivational speech. What I take from this is, "When you have an idea or a plan, you can think outside the box and do something most people don't agree with. If you want to promote something and you're afraid to get people mad, just remember this guy did this."
@@I.Z.Phooto
👉Allah almighty shows his signs,
*And of His Signs is this that He shows you the lightning, for fear as well as for hope, and He sends down rainwater from the sky and thereby gives life to the earth after its death. Surely in this there are many Signs for those who use their common sense.*
Qur'an (30:24)
That is, "Its thunder and lightning give hope that rain will come and help the crops, but at the same time they cause a fear that the lightning may strike somewhere, or heavy rain may fall, which may wash away everything."
This thing, on the one hand, points to the life hereafter, and on the other, proves that God exists, and there is One God alone, Who is controlling the earth and the heavens. innumerable creatures of the earth live on the products that come out from the earth.
These products depend on the productivity of the earth. The productivity depends on the rain, whether it directly falls on the earth, or its water gathers together on the surface of the earth, or takes the form of underground water channels or springs or wells, or freezes on the mountains and then flows down in the form of rivers.
Then the rain depends on the heat of the sun, the change of seasons, atmospheric changes in temperature, circulation of the winds, and on the lightning, which causes the rain to fall as well as mixes a kind of natural manure in the rainwater.
The establishment of a harmony and proportion between different things existing from the earth to the sky, their becoming favorable and subservient to a variety of aims and objects, and their remaining continuously and constantly favorable in perfect harmony for millions of million years cannot be the product of mere chance.
Has it all happened without the all-embracing will and plan and wisdom of a Fashioner and Designer? And is it not a proof of the fact that the Creator and Lord of the earth, the sun, the water, the heat and coolness is One and only One?
Seems like a parody of all the stupid pseudomotivational reels with people that talk a lot but usually say very little and oversimplify how easy it is.
That roof cleaning actually looks like a cool job, kinda like cleaning off moss with a pressure cleaner, very satisfying
You can make good money go to your cleaning super easy
Ok.... that one genuinly made laugh out loud. Something I believe we pretend to do often, but rarely really do.
So. Kudos.
"Imagine being mad at a 25 year-old" like that's not a grown ass man.
When I heard that part I just thought like there are 21-year-olds who are married and have kids like being 25-year-old is not a child you're old enough to do practically everything.
@@rosesmith3971 Hahaha, ya. There are. And it rarely is a good thing. Anyone coming up and coming out of the rural wilderness, where teen pregnancy is the norm, into civilization knows it's a thing, but doesn't pretend it's healthy. It's not what developed societies do. At 21 you should still be educating yourself and pursuing your means of making your life. You don't have kids at that age because you planned, excuted and succeeded with that plan. You do it because you fucked up; hopefully you do your best not to make that your child's problem, but you probably will.
Also if you believe a 25 year old is a grown man, like compared to a 45 year old man, you probably got there because you too still have the mind of a child.
@@rosesmith3971 yeah but no one actually has respect for you until you make it to 30
@@RovingTroll he called himself a 25-year-old kid. It's kind of hard to have respect for someone who calls himself a 25-year-old kid. If you set yourself up for success people will respect that, but you can't respect something if there's nothing there to respect.
Yeah because he made a joke about being the ceo of google. Get a life bro that was the whole point
This needs that dramatic inspirational violin solo in the background.
I can't help but hear the mini violin from spongebob
No sense is made of why he leaves his "business cards" only for them to not be business cards. Kind of defeats the whole purpose of the title
Homelander music.
Then there'll be 300 kids in here simping over random video unrelated to audio clip
Jealous because he got off his butt and WORKED? mom's making your pb & j sweetie. Run and go get it.
Don’t know what he said but mans can clean
This man started with an inspirational quote and ended with "it's okay if I do a lil trolling I'm 25"
How is that inspirational? lmao, it's just vaguely trashing society
@@TheCamps10 idk how you don't get it tbh 🤷♂️
@@xqt6339
> make weird comment
> can't explain the "thought" process
> "Uhh, it's obvious dude"
@@TheCamps10 it's 20 words and the longest word is 'inspirational', I'm sorry bro but I legit don't know how I could dumb it down anymore, sorry man maybe you can get someone on explainlikei'm5 or somethin idk
@@xqt6339 Yeah, here's how you can dumb it down for me: explain what makes it inspirational. Unjustified statements are not self-explanatory.
Here, let me dumb it down for you: You are a pedophile.
There, it's just four words, the longest one is "pedophile". I don't know how do you not get it duuuuude.
"I've been the CEO of Google for about two weeks now." I didn't see that coming.
I love it! GENIUS I tell you! 🤓👀🤣
Lol what he did was still illegal- and he just posted this I rly don’t get it?
@@dr.menyac6499 it’s literally just a joke about how people will be infuriated by him having a fake card and actually call it in
@@NinjarA7 XD yes i am aware, i was just messing around to. even so i dont think anyone would care to much
If this is some sort of satire making fun of motivational speeches then I’m here for it
Bro’s a genius for doing that.
To be fair, in America especially, you can be whatever you want if you really sacrifice everything
No…if you delude yourself into thinking you can.
That was the point.m of the video nigga 🤦🏻♂️🤨
As the CEO of Amazon, i have no dog in this fight
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂
As the official ruler of the universe I command you to throw a dog into this fight
@@antonoid2764 we're not worthy 🙇🏻♀
please help, i havent pissed in weeks. my bladder is the size of a melon, sir
I’m still waiting for the part where he actually gets to the point
He says you can con people and make money
He did, his example was pretty bad, but he meant that if you can fake confidence people will believe you. If you make a business card for house cleaning, people will believe you are good at it even if you've never done it before.
A better example of this, although I don't remember the exact details. I heard a story of someone just walking into the backdoor of a concert or other event and not being stopped because they look confident, so they looked like they were meant to be there.
right!!!
No. This is a parody of a video where originally the guy cleaning the roof talks about how people are just lazy and “bad at being poor” and says you should just pull yourself up by your bootstraps.
Ye
Now This Guy Is Going Places! 10 Out Of 10 Everytime Sir! Well Done
Self respect stops me from doing any of that shit, all I need is family, food and good memories.
not only self respect
That's basically, more or less all I need too, I just don't have it.
The darkside shall guide me
🙄🙄🙄😮💨😮💨😮💨
Good slave! enjoy staying poor.
"I've been the CEO of Google for about two weeks now"
Mkbhd vibes.
Ahahahaha I’m done
I’ve been the ceo of google for about 2 weeks now 😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Priceless ❗ 😆🤣
I'm drunk as hell and I don't think being sober would help me understand this shit.
Lmao
Was powder cocaine?
You EVER work a hard day in your life?
I’m telling you
Didn't help Me either You're right.
As the new ceo of Microsoft, I approve 👌
😂 That Applebee's must be so confused lol
"Honey? Why is the CEO of Google on our roof?"
No.1 he is not that's why
He's installing google solar panels
@@hughjaenus2235 I luv this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You have been using addblocker and google needs to take further action to get your data you wont share
😂
“some men just want to watch the world burn”
He does sound like Joker-lite.
One bad day...
Tyler Durden?
😶🌫️
Some people just want you to fall down and be confused
As the new CEO of your mom, I approve her
I have my own business I started which is doing odd jobs for people. The number one thing that will help out anyone when it comes to clients for whatever job they need done is you need to know how to negotiate price. If you have one hell of a good price and show you are not ripping them off after the results, price negotiation will help you all the way through the business. Works every time.
As the CEO of Microsoft, I can understand this on a fundamental level.
There ya go, someone gets it!! Signed: Coco Chanel
hey you cant do this, this is fraud, its illegal
That’s the most basic level
Me giving my PowerPoint speech at school on 5 minutes of sleep and 7 coffees
Relay table
This comment made me cough out of laughter
LOLOLOL
I do that everyday in the world of employment.
I pushed you over to 2k likes. You're welcone. 😂
It was very pleasant to watch this roof cleaning. And also I agree hardwork is underated.
This guy has fallen on his head too many times.
Technically, it's only fraud if he's taking people's money in conjunction with the false claim.
Idk about the US, but where i live it is a crime to pretend to be someone else, it's translated to something as "ideological falsehood"... there are others similar such as dressing as military personnel, giving medical/financial recommendations
Yeah its especially fine if its obviously not true because you can argue its comedy.
@@lawrencebelousov754 in the US this type of crime is only illegal if you are taking something from people (money or something like that) or if you are impersonating an official like doctors or police.
@@lawrencebelousov754 wtf so you can't have like Elvis impersonators or like people can't dress up like a singer and sing like them? That sucks haha. Also he wasn't saying he is the actual person he is just saying he has the title of CEO.
Or if it was impersonating a government worker. Karens gonna karen
“The society we live in”
Turns into joker
Truth lmfao
People argue gender today. Of course. I don't think people have been this stupid at any time during history of the world.
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Here’s my card….picks it up…wtf you can’t do this…okay call complaint number….wtf Applebees 🍎🐝
When he said “I get calls from people” made me think he was going another way with his speech! 😂
I had to go to the comments to confirm if I was tripping or not😂😂
🤣😂😅😅😂
😂This comment was definitely underrated
Very lol
same
There's a lesson in this video somewhere, just not hearing it yet. Maybe if I watch a couple more times.
I think I've got it. You paid more attention to his bogus story than you did the video of him cleaning the roof. By the end, you didn't think damn what a good ass cleaning, you thought huh? What was the point of that story, echoing his original point: society doesn't value true hard work.
Make fake cards that have numbers to worst review Applebee's is what I learned and I'm inspired now lol
@@allroundlad Wow. You know what? I think you're right.
@Estrogen Fury calm the f down, I didn't even state my opinion on the matter, simply deciphered the video for your ass. If you don't like his message, that's your drama.
@@daxmarshall4969 Glad you think so too, good catch noticing there was atleast a message attached, I see many here who didn't pick up on that chestnut.
I absolutely love that nothing in this short lines up with anything in the short. You’re a champion weird dude.
😂😂😂...Remember...."Saving Pvt. Ryan" wasn't 'bout saving Pvt Ryan, but saving his privates...
It frustrates me that he never finished cleaning the roof in this video.
Yeah... delusional confidence!
Yeah bro what happened to the before and after pics. 🤷♀️
What do you expect from the CEO of software company? This is a hardware issue
In the video
Apparently he doesn't value hard work either
This is what English sounds like to a non-native English speaker.
He's Talkin American
@Alton Mathis right you are. And since my best friend is British, it's quite the difference
I'm non-native English speaker.
I don't think I understand what is his point. 😂
@@BAMRABBITWAYNE there's a really big difference between the American language and the English language , and I don't mean accents. I think if you google it, you might find a better answer than I could proide you with
As a college graduate of 2009, I completely agree with this!!
MUCH TRUTH HERE !!! If you doubt that behold the last three years !!!
I can agree with the first thing that he said. If you work in a certain company, notice how the incompetent worker who has a far longer experience but has minimal skills and is lazy has an income that is much higher than the ones who are the most skilled and hardest-working
He's literally a Karen magnet with those business cards.
Karen is such a sexist word.
Bro he is the KAREN.
What? He's just making shit up and getting mad at people for calling him out on it. This makes no sense
Lmao
@@sleepyearth Right, nothing like some mild fraud backed only by a iT's jUsT aJokE brO mindset.
I was so serious at first but the ending is unexpected love the madness 🤣🤣🤣
I had no idea where this was going but I’m glad it went there 😂
I'm 45. I've had three different jobs where I was supposed to be issued business cards. Only one of them actually issued business cards to me. I haven't worked for any of these companies for years, but I'm still mad about those other two.
"There's a lesson here somewhere & I'm not gonna be the one to figure it out"
...that you can transgress certain supposed limits or rules for your benefit and get away with it...
@@mssummerrose1 dude didn't get that it's a rick and morty reference
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Be college educated and white, the falls alot shorter ;)
Thank you for saying it. I don't see the point of his TickTock... he should invest his money in a Communication training instead!
I’m glad I went to the comments- I thought I was losing it. 🤣
I honestly just accepted it as me being way too high rn
mi to bro
The true combination is delusional confidence and hard work. With that you can conquer the world. Never let anyone tell u what u can or cannot do. Never put limits on yourself. Unless it’s absurdly obvious
Him cleaning the roof is so pleasant, I can rewatch this video 100x easy and laught each time I hear this story
Best part about this, a young guy getting out and cleaning stuff and actually wearing safety equipment! You rock!
The life line he wears ist quite loose in the beginning, then the harness ist open and in the end he doesn't wear any PPE at all. Let's just say there's room for improvement.
Calm down dumbo 😂😂
@@christinabo63 😂
From my experience it's the old dudes that complain about PPE. They go on about how back in the day they just wore belts that would break your spine if you fell.
He wears it till the end when he's washing the roof off. Probably should still be wearing it though especially when working with water on a roof. Some roofs get slippery when wet.
When you're 25y with the imagination of a 12y old.
Fun
The world is yours. Also Fun.
@@Xainfinen it not belong to us we are temporarily here and therefote it's sad we have live by the rules politicians slapped on us forcefully and useless
@@BlingJ. Clearly you don’t own an air fryer
Imagination is better when you are younger. Try 80yr old.
Wait until they report it to a fraudulent department and then we’d love to hear from a 25 tear old
It's a great idea to make business cards with your info on them if you wanna get a little side hustle. ie gutter cleaning, junk removal, or lawn care.
It kinda proves the point, because despite insanity of the story he tells it very confidently
Except pretty much the entire comment section is calling him out on how incoherent his story is despite how 'confidently' he told it, which undermines his point if anything.
Exactly, but the comment section seems to have missed the point lol
That's the point
This could be mistaken for a George Carlin skit, if he were still alive.
@@arstulex
That is people who are butthurt because he told a joke that offends their (most likely capitalist) ideology, due to it being _the damn truth._
Good. Let them mald. It just makes it more funny.
The “delusional confidence” bit really resonates with me. That’s the perfect words for what it is. Arrogant, incompetent people seem to get a leg up on humble, hardworking folk, at least in my line of work.
They’re called politicians.
Yeah what's your "humble" work?
In just about any line of work. Maybe one day we'll get back to measuring workers by their performance.
I did 30 yrs in a pseudo govt job and I can attest to this. Just act like you know what's going onwith enough conviction and you can easily get promoted and screw things up even further. While the real workers just came in pulled a little extra load and got o.t. thanks to those morons screwing up everything to the point of creating more work..
@@danceswithcomicbooks7733 military
The part that society values delusional confidence is spot-on...
Mom! Jimmy's cleaning and talking on the roof again!
Hqhahqhhq
Haha 😂
😅😂😅😂😅😂
😂 😂
I totally read that in Candace's voice.
You sir! God bless you
Had no clue where this video was going at all but I throughly enjoyed it
Plot of the story: don’t go to school, instead learn to create business cards and give yourself a title😎
some politicians seems to did it like you said. Because you don't need a special lesson to ruin your land.
missing the point much?
Colleges are literally overrated these days.
or get in debt for a useless degree
BS can take you places. My buddy has 0 college but makes 6 figures in IT network storage. Hes really good at networking and gets IT certificates throughout his career.
"Delusional Confidence" got me through
It got Trump elected.
😂
As the new CEO of Apple 🍎 🍏 I approve this message
"This society doesn't value hard work." That statement can be taken two ways. The business owner says this when they can't get workers to bust their ass (for a low wage). The worker says this when the business owner won't PAY (i.e. give value) for a worker busting their ass.
When he said “the society that we live in” I felt that.
He never said that
@@ImGoingSupersonic my guy😂
@@ayejay_374 Aha, well he didn't. Unless im missing something
@@ImGoingSupersonic he said it at like maybe 2 seconde after the start of the video…
So you "lived" in a society😃
This is the kinda chaotic energy I want to associate with 💀
Same this guys gets it
Jesus Christ is the propitiation for the whole world's sins. They that believeth and are baptized (with the Holy Spirit) shall be saved; but they that believeth not shall be damned. Those led by the Holy Spirit do not abide in wickedness.
*God is ONE manifesting himself as THREE;* the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit! Bless him! *For these three are one.*
As I am led by the Holy Spirit, nothing I state is a lie, but the truth of God. Anyone who tells you differently is misinformed or a liar. They do not know God, nor led by him.
Anyone who *claims* to be a Christian and is against what I am doing, and where I am doing it; the Holy Spirit does not dwell within them, they lack understanding. They know not God, read his word, and their religion is in vain. Do not hear them, they will mislead you, the lost cannot guide the lost.
When you trust in God and cast your cares (worries, anxiety, depression, suicidal thoughts) upon him, they will be NO MORE!
Know that there is power in the name Jesus Christ! His name casts out demons and heals!
The world is wicked, evil, and of the devil.
I too, was a wicked sinner of the world before I opened my heart to God. I am living proof of God's work and fruitfulness! He is an active God who hears the prayers of his! God's children are set apart (holy) and righteous. The devil is a liar that comes to steal, to kill, and to destroy; that includes your relationship with God.
Open your heart to God, repent of your sins (he will forgive you), and let him direct your path. Draw nigh to God, and he will draw nigh to you. Cleanse your hands and purify your heart, lest you walk with the devil and follow him to hell.
Deceit and lying are of the devil
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The level of confidence this villain has 😂
Those roof cleaning chemicals must give off some really powerful fumes🤣
How else could you explain this video. Guy is high as a kite.
Prob zinc powder. So no fumes but def toxic. You wouldn't want your garden next to the house
@@ryanlynch3579 but zinc is good for the immune system lol
I could have never guessed the direction this would take throughout the entire video.
Boi you doing it right but wrong at the same time im now 26 and one quote i will never forget, if you don’t find passive income you will have active income forever! Since i was 17 that quote hit me hard, I started with a 2011 ford pickup truck my trash company 8 years ago long story short after 8 years of growth a big canada 🇨🇦 company move to the state and was offering me 5M I refuse badly i wanted 10M i ended up with 9M after taxes you can call me lucky but if wouldn’t had sell it I would’ve been working to this day im now into real state and it is 99% passive income with 6 properties and 3 APT with only 46 employees im looking forward to keep growing this new business.
Bro got a little sidetracked 💀
Hey i have a complaint about your chrome browser.. gimme the number for your complaints department
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Sir this is Wendy's
As the President of the USA I approve this message
Funny kid. You'r goin places.
"The world doesn't reward hard work, it rewards delusional confidence"
Me with a 4.3 gpa who hasn't studied a single night in my life and tells Mt friends my strategy for taking tests is to "will the answers to conform to me"
Same bro
Ye that's pretty much how high school was like with me. In college now, set to graduate in a year, 3.8 GPA.
@@louiesatterwhite3885 glad to see I have a future
Yeah sure
@@nestor.cabllro it's a reasonable comment? I graduated high school with a 4.3 GPA, 7th in my class while hardly ever having studied
I have a friend like this and its painfull to be around him at times, never misses an opportunity to tell everyone how great he is whilst simultaneously messing up nearly everything he touches 🤣
You're missing the joke. It wasn't a "OH look at me" video. It was a joke about society
@@dragoonman1478 its a fact not a joke are society is bent over back flipped delusional etc
@@jamesdukes597 oh yes that's absolutely correct but the joke about the cards is what I meant
His name isn't Jean-Ralphio, is it?
😂😂
This video is pure chaos start to finish and I love it
Mans got so much faith in his shoes, how does he not fall standing like that
"The world is FULL of 'willing' people; Some willing to work---the rest willing to let them..."
By the way, good job on the roof.
The rest willing to let them! THAT PART
@@LadyMargaretSteppin it's called the 1%
Wealth flows upwards. Only suckers trade time for cash, stop working to make someone else rich!
@@marcomoreno6748 Still stuck in hypercapitalism train of thought, imao. You call health workers suckers when you are hospitalized?