I've done 9 contracts already...and not a single frickin Scout!! Side note... I needed to backstab Medics on a Spy contract and had to search 3 separate pubs to find one.. and Funke has the buffet of Medics.. GG Valve GG!
guys help I keep playing that moment at 6:48 and lose my shit every time, it's something about the delay between where he dies and the lose screen popping up that gets me
There was a match where me and another Pyro decided to be a pybro. Then.... No spy managed to hand a single scratch on our 2 engineers. Literally even if they hid somewhere clever we would eventually find em.
That Billysaurus guy sure must play a loooooot of tf2. Seriously. Also I like how most rings are now bought to be gifted as pranks instead of actually gifting them to your loved one.
Omg, I never noticed he says Flare/Flair Bear is a good name. I used to have a character in WoW named that and everyone said the name sucked. Vindi-fuckin-cation.
I just want to toss out that Funke was playing against both Ender (Of the Kids Next Door Team) and Enigma (if names are be believed). And he was doing well. Hats off to you FUNKe.
KnotchGamer MEKA G1 (Illuminated). Really like it, might get some o-rings for it later but it's pretty nice- already miles more tolerable than my old one.
***** its called a sheen, you get one when you use a specialised killstreak kit or a professional killstreak kit on a weapon. His sheen is red because he has the Team Shine sheen and is on Red team.
hanteroes "Will you marry me valtroid" asks FUNKe, erotically. "I'm potato sexual you fucking neckbeard" replies valtroid. "Fine screw you" replies FUNKe. And then they banged. Are you happy now
Every live video you do makes me think you're chilledchaos. I haven't even watched his videos in years, but you speak just like him during these videos.
I got a factory new mini gun for the heavy. Its the one when on red it shows the jimyjam and on blu it shows corn. It makes me sad that its the lowest rank but it looks nice Citizen pain is wuts its called remembered
Valtroid messages during video: He told me what he wanted It was like 11:46 (outro) valtroid: are like valtroid: hey FUNKe destroyed you in that duel FUNKe: it's true FUNKe: ring is ready FUNKe: would you like it now? valtroid: ya FUNKe: or would you like to time it? FUNKe: suit yourself is this why you people are shipping them? cuz i saw a comment about FUNKe promoting fanfictions.
if they do the borneo is it called glitch then meaning on the prev cap pt of the map will be instead the new end so if they have so much sentry on the last point but non at the 2nd to the last point then its an easy win
I remember when I was playing the update, I got more craftsman cases than concealed killer or powerhouse, so I was getting pretty pissed/confused if you can imagine. So on the last day of the update, I decided to do my last contract but without doing the bonus just cuz I thought there was no point to it. I finished it for an hour and got a powerhouse case. I wasn't expecting much of it so I got my key, opened the crate, and lo and behold: a Pink Elephant (Factory New), and you'd best believe that I was going apeshit crazy when I got that =D
FUNKe said he had a team of brick walls. He then proceeds to get killed by a player named Brick. I hope now FUNKe understands the true power of bricks and appreciates them for all they do. May the best of us all be known.
When I was playing on borneo my teams was stacked so bad the top scorer on the other team was as high as our half way. Also the cart never stopped moving, and when we were defending it never went an inch past spawn.
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"Capture an objective as Scout, not gonna be hard at all."
he says while playing on defense
A starving child in Africa could have eaten that weapon skin.
Eaten
Imagine he actually replied to a reply after 5 years
@@rbvfeehfbudenrj yeah imagine that 😏
Lol imagine that
stay in school, don't sniff paint kids
So, after all this time, FUNKePillsVGLFP6sdemoPunFunchy and a Potato are finally getting married.
1:48 That sniper has his freedom staff pulled back in his huntsman like an arrow.
1:48 Did anyone notice that the Huntsman Sniper was trying to shoot a Freedom Staff at you from the bow? Holy crap, that Sniper is hardcore. o.o
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There's enough salt in this video to pay the Roman army and then some
I've done 9 contracts already...and not a single frickin Scout!!
Side note... I needed to backstab Medics on a Spy contract and had to search
3 separate pubs to find one.. and Funke has the buffet of Medics.. GG Valve GG!
How did you already get 9 contracts?
It's not a week wait they are random for some reason
Billy Fox I'm playing on my regular account and an alt account.
I have freelance spruce deuce scattergun, from a heavy contract
***** And I'm over here getting a contract with scout on my 4th one. Too bad I can't aim at anything while playing scout...
Also... Hi Scott! :P
It is inescapable. Everything is easy until you have a contract telling you to do it.
Then, it's just fucking impossible.
Anyone know the hitsound used?
Also congrats on using 100$ the "best" way possible FUNKe.
SuperGiga64 There was this one time where it said "Germany" accepted "The Defeat of France in WW2", congratulations.
Hotsex spy There was that one time "Gaben" accepted "the users's wallets's money".
Ryoga Hibiki Best use of £60 (100 bucks) EU.
Hotsex spy
Wait, I remember better. It was "Gaben" who accepted "The wallets's money" from "The Steam users" or something along these lines.
Ryoga Hibiki Yeah, but this was back in 2012 for me anyway.
Oh my god FUNKe you're just like star_ deleting all your damn weapons
He wants to be the new STAR_ of the show
;D
Milkaroni There's a problem with deleting weapons?
TMAdamTM yea instead of deleting them how about donating them or turning them into scrap?
Milkaroni star deleted a aussie, he deleted a 10 cent ugly minigun
Pranjal Bhatta He's making the economy a favor by not doing those things.
lol "my ego can't stand the domination" loved that, it actually reflects most people's attitude to getting dominated
Valve servers in a nutshell:
"Point? Objective? There are objectives in this game!?~
2:36, it’s called setup FUNKe, it’s so you don’t face the entire enemy team with a level . That engi was gonna move it up
guys help I keep playing that moment at 6:48 and lose my shit every time, it's something about the delay between where he dies and the lose screen popping up that gets me
"Not really pocket material"
Are you sure?
He could have been made out of fabric, you never know.
Well, with that end bit you just created more fanfiction for yourself. Good job. ^-^
everyone knew the proposal was coming sooner or later
The amount of sass contained within is both legendary and amazing.
"Funke goes insane" *It's always sunny in Philadelphia theme plays*
ship it like fedex
themicrowaveisatimemachine 10/10 best name. I get the reference. Best animu eva.
+themicrowaveisatimemachine Well, if it compiles, why not?
*STOP*
would you look at that? i was mentioned in his video!
Funke x Valtroid, the ship has sailed
I can smell Funke through the video. God there's too much salt.
There was a match where me and another Pyro decided to be a pybro.
Then....
No spy managed to hand a single scratch on our 2 engineers.
Literally even if they hid somewhere clever we would eventually find em.
"Im going to be loving this minigun"
*Deletes minigun*
I died
GUYS, there is a part that is really funny at the very end that I missed. Go watch it. 11:44
That Billysaurus guy sure must play a loooooot of tf2. Seriously.
Also I like how most rings are now bought to be gifted as pranks instead of actually gifting them to your loved one.
+chapinmc2 Depends, how much is a loooooot?
5 years later that weapon skin is worth 50$
"My only regret is buying this ring" I remember when that popped up while playing with my friends.
"Pinky McFart Pants" Will forever be my favorite insult used by anyone ever.
3:28 "I have an excuse to play Scout. These other guys are playing bad classes because they want to."
THANK YOU
I miss the old weapon lightwarps.
Omg, I never noticed he says Flare/Flair Bear is a good name. I used to have a character in WoW named that and everyone said the name sucked. Vindi-fuckin-cation.
"my only regret is buying this" nice one m8
That sniper at 1:48 hd a Freedom staff arrow.
That is so badass, I want that as a reskin.
I just want to toss out that Funke was playing against both Ender (Of the Kids Next Door Team) and Enigma (if names are be believed). And he was doing well. Hats off to you FUNKe.
Are all our spies disguised as spies? We will never know FUNke
The fact that you sayed "capish " and then you sayed "i am italian" triggered me on another lvl
5:11, when one of us dies 2 more shall take his place, HAIL GABEN, HAIL GABBEEENNN
What keyboard are you using?
KnotchGamer MEKA G1 (Illuminated). Really like it, might get some o-rings for it later but it's pretty nice- already miles more tolerable than my old one.
FUNKe lol nerd next you're gonna say you bought an alienware
***** its called a sheen, you get one when you use a specialised killstreak kit or a professional killstreak kit on a weapon. His sheen is red because he has the Team Shine sheen and is on Red team.
on the steam market i think they go for like 5-6 bucks
***** wats wrong wit alien ware ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ °)
FunkeXvaltroid confirmered.
waste 6 dollars to win crates and waste 2 more dollars to open the crates. GabenN has a lifetime supply of chocolate bars
9:41 babies
"there is something in my throat" and what is that ;)
hy ku dude hot
2 refined plz A cigarette that he smoked too long
Props to the demo who killed you in the beginning of the video for having a Modern Baseball reference as his GL’s name
Heres a renaming of the video, "FUNKe goes insane while doing a contract."
That ending was golden.
'Or a woman, I heard they're good at going down.'
I'm done.
Waiting for tdog redman.
Pls be quick writing the fan fiction.
hanteroes FUNKe did it for me
Tdog redman no he didn't.
He just gave you more material to work on :^)
hanteroes "Will you marry me valtroid" asks FUNKe, erotically.
"I'm potato sexual you fucking neckbeard" replies valtroid.
"Fine screw you" replies FUNKe.
And then they banged.
Are you happy now
Tdog redman
FUNke gets disappointed by his team for 12 minutes
when he did the hoo thing lol i just broke out laughing
2015 : peaceful contracts 2020 : L A G B O T S
i hope valve fixes this
Every live video you do makes me think you're chilledchaos. I haven't even watched his videos in years, but you speak just like him during these videos.
I need those hitsounds
No worries, FUNKe, Getting a good skin on your first contract is hard, ya gotta do more for Pauling to get the good loot, just keep on trying.
That's his 4th contract
Casual K1ller
Well he can still try more, i mean its not like the event is over...
But he got high tier D:
Dr.Martex I personally think the weapon skins are stupid as hell, I didnt even buy the gun mettle stuff just because I dont agree with what valve did
I got a factory new mini gun for the heavy. Its the one when on red it shows the jimyjam and on blu it shows corn. It makes me sad that its the lowest rank but it looks nice
Citizen pain is wuts its called remembered
I think he was happy with his loot
Oh.
So they are now married.
The End
Hey, I'm in this video ! (10:27, stabbing the engie :D)
FUNKe has a sort of STAR_ version of TF2 comedy, and just STAR_'s version of comedy in general.
I miss contracts :c
"HA HA funny jokes" best part of the video
I would go crazy too if I had that hit sound
he got a civilian grade (well worn) minigun... so worth it
Now you're just promoting the fanfictions FUNKe. For fucks sake
Tdog redman the fanfictions were already promoted ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Cheap free fan fictions
No sign up
No pay
No bullshit
A True Diplomat and it's a banner ad of that one picture of FUNKe with the audio "I need you to moan for me right now"
Tdog redman ohhhhh your turning my legs to jelly in anticipation
Tdog redman FUNK X Valtroid( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I want that "hoo" as a hitsound.
Valtroid messages during video:
He told me what he wanted
It was like
11:46 (outro)
valtroid: are like
valtroid: hey
FUNKe destroyed you in that duel
FUNKe: it's true
FUNKe: ring is ready
FUNKe: would you like it now?
valtroid: ya
FUNKe: or would you like to time it?
FUNKe: suit yourself
is this why you people are shipping them?
cuz i saw a comment about FUNKe promoting fanfictions.
I was in tf2 when this happened. Everyone on the server shat their pants when they saw it
notice at 4:40 there was ender, a platinum sniper form the team knd (kids next door) a platinum highlander team.
1:50 lol the sniper was trying to use his freedom staff as an arrow XD
the ending was the best
Next episode:
Filin' my taxes
3:05 And i am losing my mind because of that hitsoun...
anyone else notice two platinum highlander players in the server? (Ender and Billysaurus)
well when FUNKe was mooching off of the heavy I sort off noticed somthin, FUNKe would be a great core in the Portal Series.
Iol, I saw the notification and cracked up when I saw the vid.
that Pro KS canteen! love it!
I got a heavy contract, felt it was only appropriate to change my name to "I'm so sorry."
aka FUNKe gets SALTe.
*You literally just learned me how to do contracts, thx, btw really nice vids you don't fake shit so that's good that's transparent and smart*
Bruh this isn’t how you do contracts anymore
i can tell that minigun is going to be in ever video FUNKe makes now trust me guys
if they do the borneo is it called glitch then meaning on the prev cap pt of the map will be instead the new end so if they have so much sentry on the last point but non at the 2nd to the last point then its an easy win
I was in a server when that happened and everyone was like oh hey FUNKe
I remember seeing the notification for that ring.
8:45 and the worst scout awards goes to…
I remember when I was playing the update, I got more craftsman cases than concealed killer or powerhouse, so I was getting pretty pissed/confused if you can imagine. So on the last day of the update, I decided to do my last contract but without doing the bonus just cuz I thought there was no point to it. I finished it for an hour and got a powerhouse case. I wasn't expecting much of it so I got my key, opened the crate, and lo and behold: a Pink Elephant (Factory New), and you'd best believe that I was going apeshit crazy when I got that =D
When you're the best on your team, and your team says you don't do anything
am sure that was sin droping the degreaser in the final point
if you freeze frame at 1:49 ish, it looks like that sniper is shooting his staff
FUNKe said he had a team of brick walls. He then proceeds to get killed by a player named Brick. I hope now FUNKe understands the true power of bricks and appreciates them for all they do. May the best of us all be known.
6:10 “follow me into this little shack”
I love how you're game play is you getting really cocky when you kill someone and then 5 seconds later you get rekt. Its kinda cute.
I enjoy your adult movies i have subscribed to your content distribution outlet.
i was in game and i saw this i feel special
Wait, is that THE Valtroid?
Thole Don't you ever fucking capitilize the "v".
chapinmc2 don't you ever fucking capitalize the "d".
+FUNKe i think the capturing objectives is for powerhouse or snowplow.
"i was really happy with my loot"
When I was playing on borneo my teams was stacked so bad the top scorer on the other team was as high as our half way. Also the cart never stopped moving, and when we were defending it never went an inch past spawn.
Anyone else notice that ended from the team Kids Next Door was the sniper dominating Funke?
*Ender from Kids Next Door
Was delfy in this video at the same time funke was
lolll that sniper was ender from knd.. gg dude, gg