Since Susie was mentioned, here's how she would react in the exact same situation: "You four-eyed bald fuck, don't tell me how to speak. What Jeff doesn't have the balls to tell me himself? Fat worthless piece of shit can get the fuck out of my house if he doesn't like it"
Larry's downfall is being lazy as a hitman. He doesn't research the target, or find a good time/place to make the hit. He just takes the first opportunity at a headshot and completely botches it. Which is hilarious and I love him for it.
It's more like he's so used to telling people what he thinks that he doesn't even consider things like timing, moods, and approach. That's basically what you get from a guy with no filter.
Dan S. sadly the like that fills many people’s conversations , has infested the vocabulary of young and old . Oh I was like so like happy to like see you at the doctors at the end of road like like like aaaaahhhhhhhhhhh save me from likes .
The fact that she was so quick to blame her husband means she knew it bothered him but did it anyways. She wanted to cheat on him but was just looking for an excuse to not feel bad.
P.S. -- She was also one of Ellen's friends on _"Ellen",_ way back in the early days when it was called _"These Friends of Mine".*_ Back then -- or at least, when she made that _Seinfeld_ appearance in 1992 -- she was known as Maggie Jakobson. ____________________ * The show's name was later changed to "Ellen" to avoid confusion with the similarly named sitcom on NBC, which, ironically, Maggie was also a regular guest on.
Awww :( I just realized the sketch from “I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson” where he asks the waiter to tell his date to stop eating all the loaded chips is stolen
The expression on Larry's face when Ilene turn the table on him; priceless. "Excuse me. Is this your little idea? Did my pissant husband tell you to do this??........Ron, are you outa your fucking mind?!" The acting in this scene is excellent, part of what makes Curb's subtle humor outstanding from any other comedy series.
It means that he’s probably asked her to stop saying it in the past and she’s refused. So he asks a third party (Larry) to do it, and when Larry tries she immediately knows her husband has put him up to it.
My wife just says “funny” (with an upper inflection so it’s genuine) instead of laughing so it’s the second lowest tier of laughing before breathing out a little quicker.
I love how shocked Larry is that he impressed someone.
+Daniel Lee The human ego...
Haha for real
Welcome to the world of the female narcissist.
Larry David: Social Hitman.
saltyninja Social Assasin ;)
Since Susie was mentioned, here's how she would react in the exact same situation:
"You four-eyed bald fuck, don't tell me how to speak. What Jeff doesn't have the balls to tell me himself? Fat worthless piece of shit can get the fuck out of my house if he doesn't like it"
Absolutely, she does speak that way, like in the Oscar clip, when Larry says the dog looks fat.
+Raymond Dodd lol
Larry is the fuckin man
''it's cute right?''
''... nah''
LOL
LOL
I like the way he sets her up ---" You like saying that, don't you?"
Indeed. LOL indeed.
slayer
I'm your 300th upvoter..........Do I get something ???
i love the way Larry says "i certainly did pick up on that"
Like he's some sort of expert or art critic
bh617 :- Especially since these shows are loosely unscripted.
Did you catch that?
I caaaaught it, what the fuck?
Larry's downfall is being lazy as a hitman. He doesn't research the target, or find a good time/place to make the hit. He just takes the first opportunity at a headshot and completely botches it. Which is hilarious and I love him for it.
Gay
You sound like a hitman; yikes!!
It was urgent🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It's more like he's so used to telling people what he thinks that he doesn't even consider things like timing, moods, and approach. That's basically what you get from a guy with no filter.
I see you implement the Michael Western strategy
The reason she says 'LOL' is because everyone poked fun at her laugh when she was dating Chandler.
Looking for this 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Now see, that explains it perfectly! 😂😂😂
I knew it was Janice!
Lol
"A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone." 👌🏾
Unless it's a "date" with a sex worker 🤪
@@MensAsses33 Sign me up!
El oh el. El oh el.
I always like it when Larry David acts confused/surprised when someone says they liked something he did
Poor Larry bungled the hit 🤣🤣
"Its cute right"?
"Nnnaaa, not really"
The best part is his waving that 'the deal has now come into effect' as he is running away.
😂👌
Thanks to Larry and others like him that verbal LOL idiocy never became an epidemic.
bless him
Yada, yada, .yada
Dan S.:
It's bomb.com
That's gay.
Dan S. sadly the like that fills many people’s conversations , has infested the vocabulary of young and old . Oh I was like so like happy to like see you at the doctors at the end of road like like like aaaaahhhhhhhhhhh save me from likes .
“ it’s cute right”
“....nah”
God it’s so fucking perfect.
His smile lmao
2:17 "NO!" was the real LOL moment. LOL
When LD is willing to call someone out over $600 dollars when he’s worth almost a billion dollars 😂 I love this show
he would’ve done it for free
@@irwinos719 exactly what I was gunna say
@@Eaterofeaterofpies To quote Walter White, "I was GOOD at it. I LIKED it."
The fact that she was so quick to blame her husband means she knew it bothered him but did it anyways.
She wanted to cheat on him but was just looking for an excuse to not feel bad.
This show has so many layers that you know it all came from real experiences Larry David and the other writers had.
Deep thoughts.....with Larry Mother Fucking David!
@@matt2522 I love how this show brutally shows the henpecked Jewish husband. Only Larry gets out unscathed.
I love how much this guy loves Larry.
Larry is spot on about dating! :)
00:28 About the potatoes - Yeah, a little cold -
THEY WERE FREEZING
Beautiful
Had Larry heard Janice laugh, he wouldn't have asked to change from LOL
I think that that's the brilliance of this episode.
The husband is a superb actor, When he leaves for bringing errands from car, the quick look he gives to Larry is superb.
"Pissant" is a great word
"she is like Susie's twin sister" lol He is suffering with Susie!!!!
She's still got that pinkish hue.
Lol
A pinkish hue!?
@@getback4444 : Yes, a rosy glow.
And women kill for her eyebrows
Hahahaha, Costanza made love with her in the kitchen, here comes larry fights with her in the kitchen. She is a kitchen woman
The way she quickly uncovers the scheme is EXACTLY what my wife does. She sees through absolutely everything!!! It's truly astonishing
😭
I love how Larry walks off like "and my job here is doneeeee"
The camerawork feels like “To Catch A Predator”...
Yasss
Aaron Hall LOL. (But for real, that was funny)
what are you doin' here?
YOU BUNGLED THE HIT!
I love the fact that this actress only plays annoying characters.
Chanandler bing
To be fair, I think she was on Seinfeld first as one of George's dates... she played it pretty straight then.
LMFAO! And she's sooo good at it. I hate her.🤣🤣🤣
@@MedalionDS9 they had sex in the kitchen
True but to be fair it seems like all the women in this episode were scripted to be annoying in some fashion.
I love when they shake hands. You can tell both are just so happy about the deal !! If every deals could be the same
02:13 he forgot he was even asked to tell her to stop, he was just genuinely annoyed at it lol
That woman dated George Constanza in the Seinfeld episode "The Fix Up."
Almost got her pregnant too
@@lrncephil80 He used defensive condoms he got from Kramer
She was obsessed with Chandler in " Friends"
I hate that woman.. omg
“A date is an experience with another person that makes you appreciate being alone!”
"My pissant husband"
Is that Janice?
Courtney Ohnstad play me a song in the piano please. I’m on my death bed and my dream was to have a pretty girl do that for me.
ohh maayi gawwdd!
Yes, It's Janice from friends! She also played one of George's girlfriends on Seinfeld. Not gonna lie, I always thought she was kinda cute.
@@mitchellcumsteen9220 : She's definitely very attractive.
P.S. -- She was also one of Ellen's friends on _"Ellen",_ way back in the early days when it was called _"These Friends of Mine".*_ Back then -- or at least, when she made that _Seinfeld_ appearance in 1992 -- she was known as Maggie Jakobson.
____________________
* The show's name was later changed to "Ellen" to avoid confusion with the similarly named sitcom on NBC, which, ironically, Maggie was also a regular guest on.
Larry should've tore up the estimate himself.
This was the perfect deal for Larry because it sounds like something he would also do.
I love how he eases into it. Complimenting Larry all along.
Larry’s use of the phrase “verbal texting” gave it away.
Chandler Bing approves of her saying lol.
I knew someone who would Lol like this. 😂😂
This is like Kramer when Elaine's friend has the bad hairstyle
That's such a George Castanza move.
Gorge: "How's her hair?"
Jerry: "Good hair!"
the way the husband pretends there's no bad juju as he's placing the bags.. not facing his wife.. keeping up the smile
2:13 that pregnant pause before a life is taken
"Come on...please...deal." LOL, Larry would do it for free
Susie's twin sister. LOL
The only thing worse than saying LOL out loud... hearing someone say LMAO, not spelling out each letter, but saying LUH-MAOW
Love this scene!
This episode reminds me of watching this after I come back from having dinner with my friend and his uncle at his uncle’s house.
LOL @ the "description" TheGuysTravel used for this particular video....PERFECTO
The best video description ever
Hysterical how Larry says & does the inappropriate things we all can’t “say or do.”
Funny how both 'OH MY GOD!!!' and 'LOL' are both three syllable phrases/expressions. I bet Larry used her specifically for that one inside reference.
I lol'ed the whole way through this! lol
Why's every wife on this show batshit crazy 😂
I love when the husband comes in pretending to be totally innocent
Lmao yeah poor guy
Hahahaha Larry at the end signaling that he'll take care of the car damage is a nice touch.
How cold were those potatoes?
THEY WERE FREEZING!
LoL (pun intended)
What pun?
Awww :( I just realized the sketch from “I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson” where he asks the waiter to tell his date to stop eating all the loaded chips is stolen
Having her say "L.O.L." still beats the hell out of having to hear her do the Janice laugh...
Maggie Wheeler (Ilene) is a great character actress.
And very pretty too!
Larry can never turn down money
I thought she would be like, ok.. And then start to do the Janice laugh from friends.. And then he asks Larry to get her back on LOL
Ohh Larry u don't want her to laugh ...
She is such a beautiful woman. Stunning.
Sean Maher lol Sean. lol
i love how this actress has now played 2 different characters with laughter problems
This woman was Cynthia on Seinfeld from the Fix-Up with George Costanza
The expression on Larry's face when Ilene turn the table on him; priceless. "Excuse me. Is this your little idea? Did my pissant husband tell you to do this??........Ron, are you outa your fucking mind?!" The acting in this scene is excellent, part of what makes Curb's subtle humor outstanding from any other comedy series.
that dating quote, truer words have not been spoken
Fantastic when Larry quickly shows the car repair bill to the guy to remind him the agreement while his wife is ready to kill him, and leaves!
OH.... MY...... GOOODDDD!! 😂
Larry is my Spirit Animal.
hahahaha !!! Can't have enough of L.D
he's unbelievable...
"Lol its cute right " nah 🤣🤣🤣
Genius.. love it
It's Janice!!!!! It's Janice!!!!!! To be honest, I prefer the "a hahahaha" obnoxious laugh over lol. lol
at 1:41 I literally said "OH. MY. GOD!" out loud. haven't heard of this show before and wasn't expecting freaking Janice to walk in :D
These talking dots are pretty funny.
For $500, Larry will happily say anything to anyone.
Some of the chicks on curb are absolutely monstrous
Telling Janice to stop saying something? You ARE brave
I'd still prefer her saying "LOL" compared to that nasally, high-pitched laughter :p
"you bungled the hit" lolololol
Husband was screwed either way, now he's out 500
isn't that the pinkish hue rosy glow woman on seinfeld LOL
Now if we can just get people to stop texting LOL.
Slightly disappointed she didn’t say “Oh-my-God”
This show is genius man
At least she didn’t do the friends laugh -“ehehehehe”
I heard my cousin say "OMG" tonight. I had to come on here and watch this clip.
I love this episode but I always felt it didn't make sense how she knows right away that Larry is doing it on behalf of the husband.
It means that he’s probably asked her to stop saying it in the past and she’s refused.
So he asks a third party (Larry) to do it, and when Larry tries she immediately knows her husband has put him up to it.
"She is like Susie's twin sister" LOL
My wife just says “funny” (with an upper inflection so it’s genuine) instead of laughing so it’s the second lowest tier of laughing before breathing out a little quicker.
Reminds me of a girl I knew that would say "That's so funny" at every observation / joke I'd make.
"My piss ant husband" LOL
He bungled the hit!
larry really bungled the hit
"its cute right?" ahaha