Curb Your Enthusiasm - "Richard's GF wants breast reduction??" Season 8 Ep 2
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- Опубліковано 21 жов 2024
- Larry and Richard are caught off guard when Richard's new girlfriend wants to get breast reduction surgery. "What's half of off Double D???"
"Look, you hurt the man. You hurt the man. Look at him" (Richard makes a sad face)
That fake sad face was so good. They're so funny together.
BlaccEagle lol those two are lying superficial scammer's, Larry clearly knew that part of Richard big attraction to her was because of her big breasts, but he got his friend's back!
I wish I could have a friend bullshit dynamic like that
The bro code is super strong! Just epic team work
Super funny scene, but they missed an opportunity for a great couple of lines:
Richard: "How would SHE like it if I had half my penis removed?!"
Larry: "OH! OH! She'd be out the door before the bandage came off!"
That face... you nailed it. So funny!
lmao "how dare she? what gives her the right?" XD
yup totally self centered
@@swizzybk1665 its self centered for HER to think she is the only one it will affect
How selfish of her!!!
@Willem DaFuckedUp you must be fun at the parties!
Willem DaFuckedUp it’s true it is self centred. What gives her the right? How dare she?
This isn't algebra, this is my life
Life is short
Bwahahahahahahahahhaja
ACTING WITHOUT ACTING lol
Lolll
Its B-
I love how in 90% of his scenes Richard Lewis seems senile and isn’t much of a presence, but when it involves his women he just snaps back to life and gets super animated lol
😭
"Who wants to see balls?!?" Shouted Larry in a crowded restaurant.
evan carlson probably OK in L.A.
Taking the chance that someone would say "Yes, me !"
And guess what : didn't happen .
Long Balls Larry knows no one wants to see them
“Alright I lied”😂
RIP Richard, we will miss you deeply.
That Galileo joke kept me laughing even when I slept.
Yeah, I basically lost it the first time I heard that line. It had to be Richard Lewis's best line on the series.
The best line
Alamo James it very easily could be. even more so than my previous favorite which was "what, are you bangin' some kind of Mormon beautician??" (referring to the bare-midriff assistant's mom)
Currently Richard Lewis's best line is from season 10. When Larry dips his nose in to prove the coffee is cold.
"What are you, a fucking goose ?"
Likely the first (and only) time "Galileo" has been used in a tit joke.
RIP Richard Lewis, thank you for all the laughs. This was the first scene I thought of. Larry must be devastated.
In a released statement by Larry David today: "Richard and I were born three days apart in the same hospital and for most of my life he’s been like a brother to me. He had that rare combination of being the funniest person and also the sweetest. But today he made me sob and for that I’ll never forgive him.”
this was the first scene i thought of too, that line about Galileo's telescope is a scream !
@@jakep1979oh damn. That's so sweet of Larry; they've always made fun of one another they did strike me as brothers the way they act together. That's heart wrenching to hear he didn't keep the bit up; Richard Lewis I may not have liked his comedy but he was a funny guy, and a the chemistry these actors had were electric.
@@Greendawn-di3dl They had great chemistry on Curb like they were in fact rivaling sibling that at times couldn't stand each other 😂
@@jakep1979 I couldn't agree more. Even funkhauser seemed like an older brother; ever so slightly more mature than Larry and Richard; but I think of the pickle jar scene in particular. What a great show man. I can't wait to show my daughter one day.
Richard Lewis should have won a special Emmy for this scene alone.
Don't like the guy on his own, but him and LD together is Pure Gold Jerry
You just even it out, like a see saw.
I love the fact that Richard has to rely on Larry to defend him because he's utterly speechless. Also his pained expression - genius
2:03 - you hurt the man. Love Richard's face. Ha Ha!
Funny how they turned the tables on her! Haha.
Lmfao. The best show
Eric K :(
he did the 😞
"Like Galileo j**king off from 40 feet away" --- best line ever
I hate pervert humor, but that line was actually really good
@buster5661 what is there besides pervert humor? Knock-knock jokes? 😂
Richard and Larry were so perfect on this show together. They just bounced off of each other like a beach ball and a seal. He always had such hot girlfriends on this series and he always blamed Larry when things would go south. Brilliant, haha!
+smoothALOE Also loved the running gag about Richard falling in love with EVERY one of them....and Larry's sarcastic "surprise" to hearing he is in love
+Waylander Haha! Yes! Poor schmuck. Not that I blame him.
+smoothALOE Well they are like best friends in real life and curb has very little script most of it is improv so they just have a natural chemistry.
+Nit Picker agreed!
yes, he comes off as a poor schmuck, but he's actually rich prick.
Even as a misanthrope good old Larry never forgets the bro code.
fooloof old?
Larry is not a misanthrope. He does not dislike or distrust all other people.
I don't think you know what "misanthrope" means. Larry ain't one, not even close.
Unfortunately Ted never even heard of the bro code.
"What's half of DD?"
"B plus, no B minus. B minus is closer to the D, yes. What's closer to the D, a minus or a plus..."
"I don't give a shit, quite frankly, this is not algebra, this is my life"
Gold, Larry, gold.
I don't give a shit quite frankly, this isn't algebra this is my life
Richard's a fucking genius. Epic.
life is short
@@stephanieerazo1777 Agree, life is very brief!
The Richard Lewis episodes were always so hilarious, he's great.
I just love the ending part where they both just go "how dare she" "what gives her the right?"
In scenes like this is when you realice how Larry was holding back when he was writting Seinfeld.
"Balls are reviled!"
@stryfetc1 honey, what she tells you and what she truly feels are different.
@@troletrain Why does she suckle them then? I never asked her too and it doesn't really add anything for me.
@@janmetdekorteachternaam3673 Because the patriarchy in America has conditioned women from a young age to be as sexual as they can toward their husbands to determine women's value as wives and women.
@Roy Batty funny how the guy with a picture of a movie about making your own choices no matter what your programming or opressors tells you laughs at someone explaining how people act to please others.
@@troletrain Oh the irony. You do not have a monopoly on women's sexuality. A lot of woman are attracted to balls, get over yourself
Richard Lewis is hilarious in this scene. Killing it with the comic timing and delivery.
Richard Lewis’ disdain when she said “half” was so good.
FYI…the Galileo line was top tier for all time.
I remember my girlfriend having a breast reduction without telling me. Her breasts were very large but i didn't think they were excessive. anyway, a week later we met and her breasts were noticeably smaller, I said what's happened, she told me about the operation and i didn't know what to say. I was totally gutted but kept my cool. She told me she was going to be busy for a few weeks, little did i know what she was up to. Obviously the next time i saw her naked her breasts had been reduced to half the previous size. I asked her why, she told me about back problems, not being able to sleep because her breasts would get in the way and she hated being stared at. Which was no problem for me, Naturally I wanted to end our relationship but didn't want to tell her the truth because she would have been devastated and thought me shallow, which i am, so i told her i was dying from cancer and had to go to the USA for special treatment.
Lies
@@cynthiaabbott1945 it's not lies, come at me bro
She dodged a bullet.
@@mikejohnson2638 your whole story sounds made up. Lame.
@@cynthiaabbott1945 bro, no one says lame any more. lol
He got hurt, look at him you hurt the man!
Richard Lewis: :(
Just heard the news. This is my favorite scene with Richard. Absolutely brilliant lines here. Him and Larry had great chemistry. Rest easy Richard
Richard has a new GF nearly every episode he's on.
sgreen4 And he always tells LD and Jeff that he’s in love xD
Well it is a documentary
And they are always a smoke stack
So did George and Jerry. Elaine had a new bf every episode too.
I didn't watch the following episodes (or even the one from the clip) but I know that he drops her now that she is determined to get them reduced.
“You take an Advil for that” 😂💊
... just put some rocks back there, even em out.
Best line ever.
🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
This is a freaking masterpiece.
1:44 : They way he says: "Half?! Half?! Did you say half? Half?! with his finger raised. Absolute gold. hahahahah
"Alright, I lied."
Honesty is always so refreshing in sitcoms! XD
Yeah, I knew the comments section for this one was going to be a goldmine. I have not been disappointed.
"Ehhhhhh....you take an advil for that."
"Throw a couple of stones behind your bra, to even it off...." 😂😂😂😂😂
like a seesaw
I carry a backpack instead of a purse for this very reason. I only carry purses for formal and semi formal occasions.
@@stephanies3246 Gonna need some photographic evidence, madame.
@@stephanies3246 Brilliant!
Bras=over the shoulder boulder holders.
"I don't give a shit quite frankly this ain't algebra." LMFAO!!!!!
THIS IS MY LIFE
Franz Isley Weird thing is I teach math and algebra actually is my life.
Lol!!! Best line
@@comprehensiveboy Good for you. Wish more people knew more math.
"How dare she?!"
"This isn't algebra it's my life" Fucking hilarious. I love how they turn it around and call her self centered lol! Classic. One of the funniest shows I've ever seen bar none! I love Larry David!
I love this show so much, Richard and Larry work off each other so well
"Getting your breasts reduced is like slapping God in the face for a beautiful gift."
fbsiubvsitdhdhjuk LOL Seth 😆
It's like returning a gift. Like someone bought a car and you're too lazy to clean it so you return it.
LOL Superbad
fbsiubvsitdhdhjuk she has back problems man
Axhiro Madlander So what?
"This is not algebra this is my life" LOL
I can do the applicable equation, D+D÷ 2 = D This formula works for all sizes of breasts.
hilarious 😂
"Larry, do I have to defend myself against that?" ...yeah so convincing
One of my all time favorite scenes from this show. Brilliant!
I loved Richard's reaction. "You're gonna what?"
The Richard Lewis line about Galileo made me laugh as hard as any television scene I’ve ever watched. R.I.P.
One of the best written scenes in the entire series; the Galileo line and algebra line are next level 😂👌
the dialogue isnt written it's improv
Larry and Richard scenes are on a par with Larry and Leon scenes what a program guys a genius
2:07 gets me everytime
Hahaha I love how selfish they are 🤣🤣🤣
“How dare she!”
She was the selfish one.
@@danthemankhan uh no dude that's the joke.
What’s closer to the D, B- or B+ lmao 😂 good question
I love how they always get in 5th grade mode when they interact. lol
This gets funnier the more often you watch it. Absolutely perfect scene.
the look richard gives after larry says "look you hurt the man" cracks me up every time
Some of the lines Richard fires off in this are just pure gold 😂
The last 10 seconds are some of the funniest in this entire series. 💀💀💀
This is the greatest show currently on tv, always has me laughing so much
look you hurt the man!
One of my favorite Curb scenes.
Larry and Richard are hilarious
Those so many illegal lines I can’t even narrow down my fav. Best comedy ever!!!!
“Balls are reviled”
Hilarious
Telling Long Balls Larry "Imagine you have huge balls" cracks me up.
"You may have a baby someday and you wouldn't want to short-change the kid."
This is one of the greatest scenes in television.
Richard Lewis is the best!
I didn't catch on to CYE until late. Can't believe I missed out on how hilarious Larry David is.
"Enormous, sweaty, filled with spunk"
What’s half a DD, ahhhhh B-. I love this man. Who comes up with that on the spot
Leon walks by with a to-go order he just picked up: "You talkin bout balls o'er here? Larry's got some long balls. S'right. I call him Long Ball Larry. *looks at everyone* Alright then see ya back at the house Larry"
@ 00:50 - Richard's reaction is HYSTERICAL (and perfect).
Lewis and Larry together...always priceless! One of my favourite scenes. ha ha ha
“You can’t even mention breasts and balls in the same breath!” Could have gone with ‘same sentence’ but killed me with the alliteration
I’ve been looking for this one. One of my LD&RL favs.
"larry, please"
as in "please help she's onto me"
The algebra line is one of the best in TV history
2:26 literally convulsing from laughter
bro these curb clips are just amazing
"You can't even say balls and breasts in the same breath."
Good alliterative laughline!
Did you say HALF?
So much god damn gold in one scene.
2:05 arguably one of the funniest moment in tv history
I might have. I have bad manners . Haha Richard always keeps it real
'Half? Did you say 'half'? Half?!' - Richard Lewis.
and the face that he made. hahaha
Larry and Richard typical men. Thank god for men like them.
"You take a couple of Advil."
the first 4 seasons of always sunny are beyond legendary, while curb gets even better with every season. Get on it! :D
"What gives her the right?" Lmfao
The “half” line reading was great!
"what gives her the right!" lmao
I don't know which conversations I love the most, Jeff's or Richard's
For the ladies who are having back pain because of your breast, there is a better solution than getting surgery, you can start exercising and as your back strengthens it should reduce any pain you may have.
bessamsam his was good, yours was better
John Doe you also lose weight which shrinks the breasts because they're basically fat.
ParanoidAndroid Getting reduction surgery will just cause the fat (breasts are mostly fatty tissue) to redeposit in another part of the body, such as in the hips or stomach, which is a consequence that many don't consider before have the procedure. Exercise and diet are much safer and natural ways, and will not permanently alter the body's natural order of storing fat.
@@a_single_white_female or women could stop being stupid and just have big soft milkmaiden buckets :)
i would leave you if you tried to get reduced.
One of the best scènes of Curb
" I thought you didn't care about her breasts alright I lied"
lmao
RIP Richard. One of my all time favorite Curb lines "alright I lied"
As his friend I'm insulted!
RIP Richard Lewis. 😢
This is not algebra - LOL!
LMFAO!!!!!!
"I don't give a shit quite frankly! This is not algebra, this is my life! Life is short."
It sure is, rest in peace Richard Lewis.
scene mistake:
0:52 lewis right empty hand is on his lap, 0:54 glass teleports to his hand and he puts it down on the table
+flisko Good catch!
Richard's insults are amazing
*lmfao*
Richard: Throw a couple of stones behind your brassiere...even it off...even it out....seesaw
loooooooool