I like it how in just three minutes, Larry and Mocha Joe go from being happy to see each other, to hating each other, having a blazing row in front of all the customers, and Larry being kicked out.
The customers complete lack of response tells me either they are the most disciplined people in the art of minding their own business or so loaded on pot that they don't care. I wish I knew which one.
@@billtalent1 For me, that lacks authenticity. The last time I stuck my nose into my cup of java, there were all kinds of reactions around me, much of it my own. My coffee turned out to be really hot.
@@NeptuneReturnz Everyone's humor is different, so different parts are funnier for others. I thought it was great, take your negativity somewhere else.
@@NeptuneReturnz Shhhh.... Let people enjoy things. I dont think you understand comedy my dude. Larry dipping his nose in the coffee really sets up the line latter in the episode by Richard Lewis. "WHAT ARE YOU, A FUCKING GOOSE?!" 🤣
Scott Anderson here’s to a great Sunday and may you forever NOT find yourself in the company OF wobbly tables. I must admit it’s usually the floor that’s uneven.
@BLUE Lives_Matter! It's still pretty damn hot at mcdonalds. I gotta wait hald an hour just to drink it. I don't know about you, but I prefer coffee that you can drink within a minute of receiving it.
@BLUE Lives_Matter! That is true. Democrats also were behind many problems with the U.S. they progressed racial tensions, were behind several well known pedophiles, attack those who are actually for the people, just the personality of several of them is disgusting , not many people would actually research or pay attention to them or their history, instead they'd just talk shit because they think its "stupid".
This is the brilliance of this show. Larry is right in some situations and wrong in some other situations. Same goes for everybody else. The issue is nobody ever lets shit go lmao and that’s where the comedy/drama comes in
The escalation of this scene is so fucking perfect, I haven't been able to get it out of my head for weeks. Everything just builds and builds and builds so smooth and effortlessly. Especially love Leon's: "I got an uncle with a wobbly leg, can't stand that mother fucker. Leaning on shit all the time--"
Haha. Mocha Joe is so funny to my English ears. He's punchy and like a wise guy. It's why i adore New Yorkers and all the different cultures. It's so blunt and in your face. This was a fantastic script. Wobbly tables are a bloody pain too. Cafes need to do sthg about them. We pay enough for a cup of coffee or chocolate already. 😂 ☕☕
@@johnspence8141 I live in Ontario it is a fucking joke McDonalds coffee is the shit it is a $1 right now till march 3 or something any size including xl and you can double dip the stickers taking them off the cup and collecting them off the app. Starbucks is pricier but if you are a member of their loyalty program in Canada you get free refills unlimited per store visit and they have the best wifi of any place that offers it for free. Stupid McDonalds and Tims wifi disconnects every 15 or 30 or 45 min depending on location from my experience.
@@VilliamGaming it sucks ass McDonalds is the shit they along with Starbucks also treat their workers way better than Tims which isn't even a Canadian company anymore so stop showing loyalty to that shit chain.
0:36 “thanks for the tip, appreciate it.” a subtle callback to the last incident with larry tipping him, which indirectly led to the breakup with his wife. classic curb
The word scone has a interesting history. Soft scones that resemble american south style biscuits are common in the UK. Larry should open is mind to the world of pastry possibilities. This culinary anthropology moment was brought to you by someone with poor time management skills
There’s the British scone that’s kind of like an English muffin, with steam holes in the top, and there’s the hard, crumbly type that goes well with coffee.
@@jameshaggerty8348 maybe some parts, but theres always an overriding joke that has to conclude in some manner. the idea that its all improv is a misconception.
@@dommovedchannels6268 You're not using the word correctly. He's not s "reverse Karen". That would make him a reasonable man. What would have been more appropriate to say is a male Karen.
@@fightermma No, a reasonable man would be an anti-Karen. Think of the way 'reverse' is used. 'Reverse racism' isn't 'the opposite of racism', 'reverse creaming' isn't 'the opposite of creaming', 'reverse searing' isn't the opposite of searing. These things refer to a reversal of the subjects or order of operations.
every time theres a 1 second silence after larry says something and the other character of the dialogue starts, you know its gonna be something trivially hilarious 😂😂
Larry David is most everyone's Id...that side of you that you wished you displayed during the course of the day but don't have the balls or the irreverence to do so. He's an average Joe's everyday hero.
Do you know how many times I've wasted all my cash trying out local coffee shops? TOO MANY their food is old and dry and their coffee usually sucks too.
I know guys like Larry (when it comes to critique). I have come to appreciate them. They do stop standards of Service and quality from dropping drastically. They dont drop the ball ever.
Scones must have a hard craggly glazed outside and a soft crumbly insider with coarse crumbs. Muffins are tiny sponge cakes. Soft smooth outsides, and fine crumb structure.
LD: "You gotta wobbly table here." MJ: "Yeah. Well, stop moving it." The simplicity is HILARI😂US! It reminds me of the old joke where the patient tells the doctor "It hurts when I do this." And the doctor says "Then don't do that".
“Mmmm... it’s a little soft.”
Marks the beginning of the most chaotic organizational rivalry in history.
And the non tip for delivering the jumper cables and LD not picking up Mocha Joe's coffee beans cos of busy traffic. Hilarious
I now finally understand Leon, he compliments Larrys personality. Most other characters dont understand Larry but Leon gets him totally
*complement * & "Larry's". I'm being Larry David.
Leon is definitely my favorite character. JB Smoove crushes it all the time.
JB describes Leon as an opportunist but the type of guy who always has your back
complements, not compliments
namekman01 It's really funny how "i" versus "e" can trigger someone so easily. It's UA-cam dude. Chill. 😂🥴 We all know what he meant.
Leon's lines are so perfectly delivered everytime!
Dilpreet Chana my favorite character from all of tv history hands down! “Ya fuckin up”
But not all three lmfao
That was PERFECT as if God himself wrote the LINE!
"You fuckin' up."
Dilpreet Chana you mean Jay lol his name is Jay
This is a perfect example of why I love this show. A perfectly pleasant and jovial situation turned sour in less than a minute.
Reminded me instantly of Jerry in Babu's lol, Larry right away with the critiques like he is above him lol.
Meh, who greats the owner like a long lost friend, then 2 mins later criticises the density of the scones?
OMGWTFLOL Larry does.
I’ll be on my phone, and all of the sudden I’ll hear shouting and I go “wait, what it’s only been a 30 seconds! What’d Larry do??”
It’s so forced that it’s cringey. Why would the owner of the place yell at a customer in front of his other customers? It makes no sense.
I think Leon might be a figment of LD:s imagination
J F you mean Jay???
@@yongyea4147 ???
Please stop making me paranoid about my favorite character 😂
Holy shit that could be an amazing twist.
@@yongyea4147 i think he meant Leon I could be wrong
Larry might be one or two of those things, but not all three!
Everyone should have a friend like Leon.
Leon always has Larrys' back!
larryfuckingdavid
Well he's not totally bald
Veggi Vet thanks for recapping what I just heard, genius.
"I got an uncle with a wobbly leg; I can't stand the that Mother Fucker. Leaning on shit all the time. Hahahhahh!!!!!! One of the greatest lines ever.
yeah that was so good lmao
JB Smoove is hilarious
LokiTetch you must not watch curb a lot. He has compilations hours long
😂😂😂😂😂
You’re the greatest line ever
“I can’t stand that wobbly m******f*****.”
To be fair, he can’t stand himself either.
That deserves a 'standing' ovation
Why did you have to censor it lol
@@tortellinideal4046 i didn't, UA-cam did :(
@@jlupus8804 aww damn :(
@@tortellinideal4046 lol jk
The way John Hamm did this took it to a whole new level
Did what?
Yea - did what ?
ua-cam.com/video/Qea3x4DP1E8/v-deo.html
@@lisamoroney3036 he recreated this scene later in the season
Loved it when Lewis said to Larry "What are you, a goose?" when LD did the nose test.@@rajavery7413
"Got any Danishes?"
"No"
"Youre fucking up"
That’s my favorite for some reason 😂
Seriously
@@KristoferProphet definitely the best bit. Direct profanity, yet somehow still comedically understated for the scene.
Kind of a sponge. But a legit dude. Love leon.
I searched for this for this clip for specific line.
Leon is the MVP of this scene, love his attitude lol
Tony L you mean Jay??
Youre fucking up line ruined me
@@yongyea4147 no he meant Leon
The look he gives before that line "Ya fuckin' up" is hilarious...as is the line delivery
The line about his uncle-lol hilarious
I like it how in just three minutes, Larry and Mocha Joe go from being happy to see each other, to hating each other, having a blazing row in front of all the customers, and Larry being kicked out.
The customers complete lack of response tells me either they are the most disciplined people in the art of minding their own business or so loaded on pot that they don't care. I wish I knew which one.
@@TheTibetyak or possibly extras who were instructed to not take the focus away from the actors
@@billtalent1 For me, that lacks authenticity. The last time I stuck my nose into my cup of java, there were all kinds of reactions around me, much of it my own. My coffee turned out to be really hot.
Love the way Leon seconds every negative comment Larry makes!
Lvskymar you mean Jay?
@@yongyea4147 leon
Negative? That's constructive criticism.
"Your fuckin up"
watching Larry David dip his nose into coffee... that's comedic "gold!"
Shipmate *comedy gold
Shipmate Yeah, it's HILARIOUSLY funny. You laugh at ANYTHING?
@@NeptuneReturnz Everyone's humor is different, so different parts are funnier for others. I thought it was great, take your negativity somewhere else.
@@NeptuneReturnz Shhhh....
Let people enjoy things.
I dont think you understand comedy my dude. Larry dipping his nose in the coffee really sets up the line latter in the episode by Richard Lewis.
"WHAT ARE YOU, A FUCKING GOOSE?!" 🤣
It's gold jerry
One of the greatest scenes in the history of the show. Leon’s line about the uncle with the wobbly leg is unreal.
That's a riot 😂
Everybody needs a friend like Leon
Nick M you mean Jay??
@@yongyea4147 l
@@yongyea4147 the fuck's your problem
@3:04 Classic loyal Leon: "Hey, Larry might be one or two of those things, but not all three".
The best line in that whole skit “Larry May be one or two of those things, but he ain’t all three”..... great writing and great delivery
It’s actually not a line. It’s improv. LD estimated that only 5% of the show is written.
@@EricofPhillyyeah, in the scripts i believe it’s more scenario’s that they improvise around
"You got any danishes?"
"No."
"You fucking up."
I hear “fuck it up” meaning sort it out/ look into it, am I right?
Sticking your nose into your coffee to prove its cold is brilliant. Once you do, nobody can successfully argue your wrong
I can top that.......... *unzips fly*
*you're wrong
Mocha Joe can, the prick
@@ancestralrocha7709 "get out" is not a successful argument
I doubt that. It just proves it's not too hot to stick your nose in. It also proves the person is an idiot.
I hate wobbly tables! Nobody likes wobbly tables. The fastest way to lose business is a wobbly table.
Your comment leads me to suspect you are indeed Larry David. Bad food and terrible service are in fact the fastest way to lose customers.
Scott Anderson here’s to a great Sunday and may you forever NOT find yourself in the company OF wobbly tables. I must admit it’s usually the floor that’s uneven.
What are you a parrot?
Carr Rexx that’s pretty, pretty, pretty funny. Great sense of humor you have.
@@mikewoodson6930 thank you Sir, I believe we need more in these Times of ours.
Mocha Joe's is the epitome of everything that's wrong with most coffee shops today.
He's just a typical Italo-Amurican
@BLUE Lives_Matter!
ha
Haha
Hahahahahahahaha
This is the most pathetic thing ever!!
Only in the land of sueing Amurica
@BLUE Lives_Matter! It's still pretty damn hot at mcdonalds. I gotta wait hald an hour just to drink it. I don't know about you, but I prefer coffee that you can drink within a minute of receiving it.
@BLUE Lives_Matter! oh cupcake, all the world's problems are because of Demoncrats? Fuck your feelings.
@BLUE Lives_Matter! That is true. Democrats also were behind many problems with the U.S. they progressed racial tensions, were behind several well known pedophiles, attack those who are actually for the people, just the personality of several of them is disgusting , not many people would actually research or pay attention to them or their history, instead they'd just talk shit because they think its "stupid".
This is the brilliance of this show. Larry is right in some situations and wrong in some other situations. Same goes for everybody else. The issue is nobody ever lets shit go lmao and that’s where the comedy/drama comes in
Larry was 100% right in this scene. Mocha Joe f'd up.
@@jeffgrubin1874in this scene yes I agree. you gotta hate a wobbly table
One of the best comedy series ever. Leon is mint and Larry is pure quality.
Loving it from England.
Yep, loving it from England too since 2011
The escalation of this scene is so fucking perfect, I haven't been able to get it out of my head for weeks. Everything just builds and builds and builds so smooth and effortlessly. Especially love Leon's: "I got an uncle with a wobbly leg, can't stand that mother fucker. Leaning on shit all the time--"
Leon absolutely steals this scene
d you mean Jay?
@@yongyea4147 you gonna comment the same shit under every post now?
@@yongyea4147 h ment leon
I like that he always calls him Mocha Joe and never just Joe
The spite store might be the greatest most classic episode in Curb’s repertoire.
Leon is one of the best characters I've seen, compliments Larry perfectly. Larry's right, cold coffee and wobbly tables don't cut it.
$11.50 for 2 coffees and a scone?? LA prices, man.
Ya fr what's the problem? 👀👀
I'm in Canada and it's roughly the same price (when you do the exchange rate)
Sounds about right. One coffee 3 dollars one lattee 4-5 dollars one scone 3 dollars.
Chris Ducat ya that really isn't bad. Here in Houston. Coffee 3 bucks, latte like 4 sometimes 5. Scone at least 3
Bloody hell
The addition of Leon Black turned this show from amazing to perfection.
Haha. Mocha Joe is so funny to my English ears. He's punchy and like a wise guy. It's why i adore New Yorkers and all the different cultures. It's so blunt and in your face. This was a fantastic script. Wobbly tables are a bloody pain too. Cafes need to do sthg about them. We pay enough for a cup of coffee or chocolate already. 😂 ☕☕
Mocha Joe imported the Canadian concept of Tim Hortons to California lol - cold coffee, wobbly tables and shitty food. He just changed the name.
still wayy better than Starbucks
I have NEVER had cold coffee at Timmy's, piping hot everywhere, not sure what Timmy's you're at, but you must drive 1/2 hour before taking a sip.
Not sure what that guy is talking about. Tim Hortons is the greatest
@@johnspence8141 I live in Ontario it is a fucking joke McDonalds coffee is the shit it is a $1 right now till march 3 or something any size including xl and you can double dip the stickers taking them off the cup and collecting them off the app. Starbucks is pricier but if you are a member of their loyalty program in Canada you get free refills unlimited per store visit and they have the best wifi of any place that offers it for free. Stupid McDonalds and Tims wifi disconnects every 15 or 30 or 45 min depending on location from my experience.
@@VilliamGaming it sucks ass McDonalds is the shit they along with Starbucks also treat their workers way better than Tims which isn't even a Canadian company anymore so stop showing loyalty to that shit chain.
"Larry might be 1 or 2 of those things but not all three" 🤣 such high level comedy.
This is the best episode of Kitchen Nightmares I’ve ever seen.
I got an uncle with a wobbly leg... 🤣
I'm surprised Larry wasn't annoyed by the fact that he only got half a scone.
muffin
It's not a scone, it's more like a muffin
I love how intensely they say happy new year to each other
In private, Larry and Leon always giving each other a hard time, but in public, they always got each other's back.
Larry is comedy genius. He comes up with all this stuff
0:36 “thanks for the tip, appreciate it.”
a subtle callback to the last incident with larry tipping him, which indirectly led to the breakup with his wife. classic curb
I love how "Happy New Year" earns Larry's most unfiltered contempt. Mocha Joe went past the statute.
The best part about this bit is the follow up when Jon Hamm comes in without Larry and does all the same things.
well he IS Larry
i like the noise his nose makes when he dips in the coffee lol those subtle details is what makes this show hysterical to me
Love how Leon rubs his chest and belly constantly like he’s hungry 🤣🤣🤣
The word scone has a interesting history. Soft scones that resemble american south style biscuits are common in the UK. Larry should open is mind to the world of pastry possibilities. This culinary anthropology moment was brought to you by someone with poor time management skills
And I endorse this message.
Yea but everyone knows the best scones are the French and Italian styles
nah bro scones are never supposed to be soft and they are pronounced "scon-s" not even scones persay
Scones originate from Scotland and they're hard not soft. Ya big Jessie!
There’s the British scone that’s kind of like an English muffin, with steam holes in the top, and there’s the hard, crumbly type that goes well with coffee.
I love how Larry didn’t even wipe the coffee off his nose 😂
Leon: “got any danishes?”
Joe: “no”
Leon: “you fuckin up” 😂
There were danishes in the bakery display.
The show is unscripted.
Leon kills me 😂
@@jameshaggerty8348 maybe some parts, but theres always an overriding joke that has to conclude in some manner. the idea that its all improv is a misconception.
@@SuperUltraMegaMike incorrect
I love how Larry is being completely reasonable but Mocha Joe is practically a reverse karen
Reverse? That would imply Mocha Joe was being reasonable.
@@fightermma reverse as in male
@@fightermma and reverse as in not the customer
@@dommovedchannels6268 You're not using the word correctly. He's not s "reverse Karen". That would make him a reasonable man. What would have been more appropriate to say is a male Karen.
@@fightermma No, a reasonable man would be an anti-Karen. Think of the way 'reverse' is used. 'Reverse racism' isn't 'the opposite of racism', 'reverse creaming' isn't 'the opposite of creaming', 'reverse searing' isn't the opposite of searing. These things refer to a reversal of the subjects or order of operations.
I love how Leon has Larry’s back at the end 😂 he may 1-2 of those things but all 3
Classic Leon
Larry complains about the table
Leon: Wow... Wow...
Leon gets every little thing Larry complains about immediately. May we all find our Leon.
Larry is a legend....I love this guy
"You got any danishes?"
"No"
*Pans past a case of danishes @1:22
"You fuckin' up!" hahaha
Fuckin Mocha Joe
Welcome to the Joke those aren’t danishes... all you can see are muffins and bagels
@@youtubin222 Look below the bagels in the glass case
@@JustWill6969 thanks i was lookin lol
Leon's line about his uncle... 😆my stomach hurts!
"You got any danishes"
"No"
"You fucking up"
One of my favorite things about this show is how PO’d people are all the time- everyone’s always ready to argue about anything 😄
Any eatery with wobbly tables and an owner that tells the customers to "stop wobbling it" deserves to be shut down.
I love how Leon is wearing a gold necklace that says Lampin'.
every time theres a 1 second silence after larry says something and the other character of the dialogue starts, you know its gonna be something trivially hilarious 😂😂
You know what time it is when Leon’s around!
"You're fuckin up" LMFAOOOOOOO I laughed so hard
Larry David is most everyone's Id...that side of you that you wished you displayed during the course of the day but don't have the balls or the irreverence to do so. He's an average Joe's everyday hero.
This comment right here gets it 👏 👌
I love Leon and his wobbly uncle!
Leon is freakin’ amazing
Uncle with a wobbly leg lol
Larry is right - I've been to England and scones are supposed to be hard/firm😂
PERFECT!!!
Larry might be one or two of those things but not all 3 🤣🤣🤣
Oh Leon always cracks me up!
Do you know how many times I've wasted all my cash trying out local coffee shops? TOO MANY their food is old and dry and their coffee usually sucks too.
Starbucks or nothin
@@miked2072 the lemon cake is to die for, but the sandwiches are... NOT
Then go on down to Latte Larrys.
@@lucasblake449 lmao I would if it was fucking real
Mike D Starbucks is terrible
This show is so beautiful.
2:00 best character besides Larry
Larry and Leon...best duo ever! Leon is the hype man.
There was a danish on the counter!!
Parker Smith fuckin up man
I love Larry and Leon 💎💎 Nice café. Larry says what some people are afraid to say 🍵
And that's how wars start .
Hands down the best Curb episode lmao.
0:06 Yarnworld forshadowing
“I’ll keep the scone/muffin.” Great shot over the bow there.
"Keep the change..thanks for the tip"
At last Larry pays him for taking the cables to the office
The animosity with Mocha Joe always kills me, and to think that it all started with a tip, just look at how far it goes hahahaha 😂😂😂
I too have an uncle with a wobbly leg.
These actors are pros for not breaking every time JN Smoove opens his mouth.
Leon has become the ONLY character that Larry ever listens to.
Love these 3! ❤❤❤😂😂😂
Mocha Joe needs to brush up on his customer service skills.
All of Larry's points are completely valid.....
"I have an uncle with a wobbly leg, can't stand that motherf@#&er" hahahahaha
LD turns calling people out into an artform. No social filter whatsoever loving every minute of it
Larry opens a place called Latte Larry next to Mocha Joe's . So what happens later on. Does he put Mocha Joe out of business?
Manish Tandel The matter is ongoing
No. Larry always loses out in the end, foisted by his own petard.
Spite Store 🏬😄
Manish Tandel ☕✡🔥⬇
@Happy Day. "foisted by his own petard". Beautifully stated.
HOW FREAKING REAL AND COOL!
Mocha Joe talks like he has shredded carrots in his mouth.
Like Bugs Bunny.
I know guys like Larry (when it comes to critique). I have come to appreciate them. They do stop standards of Service and quality from dropping drastically. They dont drop the ball ever.
Larry is right. A scone is suppose to be hard and muffins soft. There is a difference. Just like Biscuits are not cookies and vis-versa.
Scone should be solid on the outside but soft on the inside
Joseph Clark Soft inside but also very heavy and dense.
@@Devil-tm4nu now I want a scone
Scones must have a hard craggly glazed outside and a soft crumbly insider with coarse crumbs.
Muffins are tiny sponge cakes. Soft smooth outsides, and fine crumb structure.
The uncle with the wobbly leg line was so hilarious out of nowhere
“The floors are wobbly.”
The coffee cups are wobbly
Scone are basically a sweet biscuit, it's one of those baked goods that aren't over sweet and still just as good. And yes they're suppose to be hard.
LD: "You gotta wobbly table here."
MJ: "Yeah. Well, stop moving it."
The simplicity is HILARI😂US!
It reminds me of the old joke where the patient tells the doctor "It hurts when I do this." And the doctor says "Then don't do that".
I love how they start off nice to each other then right into an argument....
Anyone notice how stringy and hyper-extended larry's fingers are?
Same with Joan Rivers and Bernie Sanders.
Ask Borat!