doing anything, spaced out over time - doing so consistently for like 3 months to 3 years will pretty teach you anything as long as you are actively paying attention you can learn anything with dedication!
Correct, apply confidence in your life and you can have anything you want. Including women, they respond well to confident energy because it’s their biology to latch on and leach anything you might have. Money, power, energy and sometimes your sanity if there isn’t any one of those other three things. Nice lesson from a year ago. Thank you
They are saying it’s perfect Chinese but what perfect Chinese is an ancient tongue art form originated by the Cantonese soldiers who wants had affairs with north Vietnamese women. Looking at docs haircut he’s definitely an ancient descendent of these Cantonese soldiers.
was a big meme back in 2017, so many chinese players were on eu an na servers because they had better ping there, and also screaming CHINA N1 in the lobby and plane, it was isanely
@@garegos7184 I miss those days man. Back when PUBG was popping off and everyone was playing it. Proximity chat was so funny. Talking shit on people while you’re shooting them lmao.
As a mandarin student of one year, I truly believed that he spoke mandarin. I just thought he saying things I had not learned yet. The "ma" ending had me convinced
This is comedy gold fr. The way he improvised not only the fake Chinese but to set up the joke that he was playfully trash talking with this guy until the the guy sais something over the line lmao.
@@EZAZOHL Weeaboo is a mostly derogatory slang term for a Western person who is obsessed with Japanese culture, especially anime, often regarding it as superior to all other cultures
Doc’s imitation of Mandarin takes me back to that joke I remember hearing from a comedian by the name of Russell Peters, he said if you don’t know how to speak another language you can fake it, and he basically goes on about as long as you know how it sounds and you want to fake the language you’re trying to speak all you have to do is sound angry whilst you’re doing it.
@@rcoormanz6780 he was just saying come hit me and come down all the time .I am from Hong Kong so i know what was he talking about😂 Sorry for my grammar but i just want to explain to u🥲
He’s actually speaking Cantonese (kinda badly but you can make out about half of what he’s saying) which is actually even more impressive. He’s saying to the other guy “what are you scared of?” because the other guy is hiding in the corner
I speak Cantonese, so I only got the last part where docs telling him no. Dude is saying “come come come come” trying to bait him in to a fight. Doc does speak mandarin it seems.
Well funnly enough he even said in a interview he can't speak it at all 😂 he makes a joke about it that it's a hybrid language he invented 😂 so no wasn't actually speaking in any language here 😂😂
Reminds me of the episode of Sunny where Charlie has an idea that “cuts through a man like a warm cheese” when he believes he’s has become a genius from a new medicine and the whole episode he speaks (what sounds like) perfect mandarin. We find out that it’s jibberish. Lmao
song wo de wai mai (closest translation in mandarin is like Zuh wuh de wei mai or something) its a saying about living simply and stress free so basically he was telling him to chill out lol
The two time speaks fluent in every language.... The two time was the only person In history to get a full refund from Chuck Norris and Bowflex because they said in fact he was too physically fit for the Bowflex and chuck Norris put his guarantee on the Bowflex machine. Only person in history that the chuck of Norris paid the two time respects. I hear mosquitoes don't bite the two time out of a sign of respect
I speak Mandarin, have no idea what Doc said, yet still convinced He speaks Mandarin😂
Haha this is such a good comment.
lmao
He's not speaking mandarin
@@samuraispeltwrong No shit! He's fukin around.
@@samuraispeltwrong no fucking way u missed the point of this comment that badly
Bro his Chinese imitation is on point. Me who speaks mandarin and Cantonese thought he was just speaking another dialect.
Dead ass 🤣
His tones were on point
😂😂😂
WATCH YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU TALK TO THE TWO TIME 🙊✌🏻
This is the funniest thing I have ever read.
It’s kinda racist tho no?
No one has faked speaking another language this good since Sid Caesar
Bro he speaking cantonese
How the heck can you guys forget about snoop Dogg on gangam style, dRD still got ways to go lol
Since the girl in that movie that starts saying Japanese brands
Excuse me? Faked? You think the two time back to back isn’t fluent in Asian?
@@jf8465there's ppl in the comments saying he is speaking it. Lol I think he is.
The best god damn Chinese speaking man on the planet.
I mean duh, you’re talking about the two time
Jackie Chan calls the doc for to learn Chinese
Dude his mandarin imitation is on point. Gets me every time hahaha😂
Not mandarin but cantonese.. but yeah so funny!
It sounds a lot more like Cantonese
Its cantonese, its fluent not an impression. It says so in the video
@@dallencollins875 thank god you believed that
@@jessecollin4486 why cant you believe it? Did you not see the video or read the description
I speak Mandarin and Cantonese, and I can confirm that the Doc was speaking Asian.
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
nah people who fake languages tend to rhyme or repeat syllables - its a dead giveaway
@@What-go8ng ig you don't get the joke r/whoosh
@@Weekenday nah i just didnt bother commenting it on the thread with 186 replies because i knew some dumb cunt would reply if theres only 4 others
How tf does he speak fake mandarin so well?
doing anything, spaced out over time - doing so consistently for like 3 months to 3 years will pretty teach you anything as long as you are actively paying attention
you can learn anything with dedication!
its cantonese.
Until you’ve ever tried it, people don’t realize how hard it is to fake sounding like a certain language 😂 especially Asian languages
Cause he's the two time
Because it's Absolutely perfect Chinese.
it's all about confidence. That's the message here today, folks.
Correct, apply confidence in your life and you can have anything you want. Including women, they respond well to confident energy because it’s their biology to latch on and leach anything you might have. Money, power, energy and sometimes your sanity if there isn’t any one of those other three things.
Nice lesson from a year ago. Thank you
"China numbawon"
"You're NUTHIN!!!"
Yer NUTHIN
This! is! Murica!
😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😍🤣🤣🤣😍
LMFAOO
@@razorsharp9850 MMMMERICA
if he wasn't having a conversation with him then that was an oscar performance
When the doc says cowmow uhcuh mey muh soom tow uhmow uhmuh cowow uhmbowah boong choom bow ahcome eh cehmeh nahmah coomduy uhmow ehmana you know it's a wrap
@@nesletchimaew9209 😭😭😭
@@nesletchimaew9209 Bro... 😂😂😂
@@nesletchimaew9209 when doc said that i felt it
Bro 😂
The fact that the Asian guy started mimicking Doc's fake mandarin is fkn hilarious
What people don’t know is that doc was speaking perfect Vietnamese
That 😂😂 but don't say it with Chinese
we don't want be next taiwan 😂😂
Vietnamese guy here, I can confirm that what Doc was speaking, ain't no Vietnamese lol
ehm nope 😂😂😂
They are saying it’s perfect Chinese but what perfect Chinese is an ancient tongue art form originated by the Cantonese soldiers who wants had affairs with north Vietnamese women. Looking at docs haircut he’s definitely an ancient descendent of these Cantonese soldiers.
The way the dude just starts saying china #1 is so funny
I think it's to purposely piss off other players, because he was doing it in a pretty comedic way lol
was a big meme back in 2017, so many chinese players were on eu an na servers because they had better ping there, and also screaming CHINA N1 in the lobby and plane, it was isanely
Ikr!🤣🤣
@@garegos7184 I miss those days man. Back when PUBG was popping off and everyone was playing it. Proximity chat was so funny. Talking shit on people while you’re shooting them lmao.
@@garegos7184 bro it was crazy on h1z1, every game china #1😂
“If you lose then Taiwan is a country”
*Chinese player starts flying and is in god mode*
I mean it's your account vs. Your social credit score at that point. Haha
I'm fuckin dead 💀
*ends up choking *
"Wait, I don't believe him! Please God, not the gula-"
*CHINA#1 HAS LEFT THE GAME*
that was good lmao
Chinese Taipei*
“ *fluent Chinese “ 😂
As a mandarin student of one year, I truly believed that he spoke mandarin. I just thought he saying things I had not learned yet. The "ma" ending had me convinced
Right?!? I thought he was asking a question lmfao
its Cantonese, not Mandarin
Random - China # 1
2 time - “ YoUr nOtHinG!” 😂
2 time back 2 back. ☝🏻
lol couldnt get a more american response
Nothin!!!
You’re*
You’re*
He imitated Chinese so good he didn't get cancelled for it
doc is a true american hero
This clip lives in my memory bank. Has done for years 😂
I never hear someone imitating Mandarin so awesomely.
Cantonese btw
IMITATING?!???!
you must be new
@@Nancy-bh2vp it's 100% imitation or the worst annunciation ever.
@@eats4cheaps305 he SPEAKS
@@eats4cheaps305 the two-time knows every language
“You’re nothing” 💀
🔥
That hit diff fr 😂
@@notprefekt It was the way the Doc said it man, I couldn't stop laughing.
This is comedy gold fr. The way he improvised not only the fake Chinese but to set up the joke that he was playfully trash talking with this guy until the the guy sais something over the line lmao.
“No, you’re wrong” 😂😂😂
Whether he's actually communicating with the other guy or not, it sounds like they're having a good time either way 😂
Lolol... noooooo?
Bro i was so convinced he somehow knew how to speak chinese, then i looked the comments and i was dead… 💀
You’re not the only one, lol I’m impressed and disappointed at the same time😂
legit, did the same thing 😂
yeah i thought same
Bro laughed like a Japanese villain
Doc's mental attack is super effective 🤣
🤣 he told him "there's no way out for you!" and that Chinese guy called him a "weayaboo" and the doc was not having it!
THNK YOU I was looking for this💀
Wtf is this
a weeb?
Ya i was wonderin what he said but what does it mean?
@@EZAZOHL Weeaboo is a mostly derogatory slang term for a Western person who is obsessed with Japanese culture, especially anime, often regarding it as superior to all other cultures
It was the “YOU’RE NOTHING” for me😂😂😂😂😂😂
The "What'd you say" pure American like he seriously understood. 🤣
Lmao I had to look up if he actually spoke mandarin ! This dude is like the Theo von of gaming man!
As an Asian person myself, I found this absolutely fucking hilarious 😂😂😂
I'm European and I also found it hilarious 😂
As a European/African I also find this hilarious.
As an Native American/Asian I also find this hilarious
As a Native-American/Caucasian/Irish/African-American I also found this funny.
As a native of heaven/hell I find this hilarious 😂
I was today years old when I realised doc can’t actually speak mandarin🤣
Your wrong
@@tictactimm no, YOU’RE wrong
@@vRezxiiX nah, you’re wrong
@@n8archy121 don't you mean WONG? 🤓👍🏿
@@DrainBamage4Sure yes I’m wong
“Fluent” 😂 😂 😂 this guy gets me laughing every time! You da best Doc!
I’m convinced this is a pov of fighting in Vietnam
I studied mandarin for two years but I was second guessing myself to see if he was actually speaking Chinese
😂😂😂 you are nothing
@@oliveoil3917 no im kardz
I Lived in China and Had the Same Problem hahahaha
Cantonese
Doc’s imitation of Mandarin takes me back to that joke I remember hearing from a comedian by the name of Russell Peters, he said if you don’t know how to speak another language you can fake it, and he basically goes on about as long as you know how it sounds and you want to fake the language you’re trying to speak all you have to do is sound angry whilst you’re doing it.
Sounds believable and like a good tip lol
It's cantonese he's imitating
Sounds more like Cantonese
Its cantonese
Bro was speaking the most fluent of fluent Asian
I love how both of them understood each other perfectly, and despite the language barrier they had a very sane and heated discussion XD
Love when doc talks Chinese lol 😂 bro has me dying
his laugh is also fluent Chinese
I like how the Chinese man has true honor for his country he knows he is going to die and he will fight till his last breath😂
Doc's Chinese here is like if Vietnamese and Cantonese had a baby
😂
When he laughs like he knows what he is saying....tickle me to the bone
"There's no way outt" had me crying🤣🤣😭😭
That was probably the best impersonation of cantonese I’ve ever heard
THIS IS FUCKING GOLD🤣🤣🤣🤣
I thought doc was speaking Cantonese at first. It sounded so similar 😂😂👍
Not at all
@@eyesmokeblunts6281 🤣
What was he saying? And what was the Chinese guy saying since y’all know
@@rcoormanz6780 he was just saying come hit me and come down all the time .I am from Hong Kong so i know what was he talking about😂 Sorry for my grammar but i just want to explain to u🥲
Ah man I miss those "China numba waaann" days 😅
lol yes they literrally in every server
Simpler times :')
When he was like "What you say?"🤣☠️
This guy is hilarious 😂🤣
Nah bro I swear at this point this guy is good at everything
Andrew Tate: *Top G
When the doc says cowmow uhcuh mey muh soom tow uhmow uhmuh cowow uhmbowah boong choom bow ahcome eh cehmeh nahmah coomduy uhmow ehmana you know it's a wrap
As soon as he said, "you're nothing" I seen my self in the reflection of my phone😅😭
Lmfao
Lmfao
Lmfao
I swear this sounds like my dad and aunt talking/arguing. I can never really tell how mad they were
Bro he said there’s no way out. 😭
His "You're nothin'" sounds way more convincing than "You ain't shit" lmao
Doc speaking Chinese is so pleasing for ears🤣🤣🤣
For a hot minute there I genuinely thought this man knew mandarin until I realized who it was and he was just really good at impressions
He’s actually speaking Cantonese (kinda badly but you can make out about half of what he’s saying) which is actually even more impressive. He’s saying to the other guy “what are you scared of?” because the other guy is hiding in the corner
Its cantonese, Jesus christ
@@erikouwehand Chill dude, I don't speak either so I don't know what's what XD
@@Culebrunch Then say "Chinese" because then you can never be wrong.
And?
That kinda Sound like Cantonese...but I SPEAK CANTONESE YET I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HE'S SAYING 😭
I would love to eat an Arby’s prime rib cheesesteak off of your sweet sweet ass loki
ChinEngrish. Doc can also speak Spanglish, Frenchlish and GermEnglish. His Ruskinlish is terrible as well as his Swahilish.
It’s cuz he’s mimicking the phonetics of Cantonese like the singer in the song Prisencolinensinainciusol mimics English phonetics.
he has lessons on how he does it lol
Starts saying stuff he heard at a Chinese restaurant
Docs always threatening nukes when he argues in chinese
“*absolutely perfect Chinese *” lol
Guys, it's Fugonese. Thats why your not picking up the words. It's a local dialect frome shenzhen district outside dongguan. Near Tsim Tsam Zhu.
Ohhhh heck yeah! I like to think ahead & (👍thanks to you👍) I now know what subject I am going to cover for my mid-term paper!
GG GJ WTG FTW
I thought it was Italian
@Zygy __ nah it's Ligma dialect.
No way, definitely french
Isn't it Fujonese??
I felt it when Doc said "Bumm" 🤯
“You’re nothin!” Gets me every single time
I speak Cantonese, so I only got the last part where docs telling him no. Dude is saying “come come come come” trying to bait him in to a fight. Doc does speak mandarin it seems.
No dude he just said "don't ever say that" to act like he understood everything.
When the doc says cowmow uhcuh mey muh soom tow uhmow uhmuh cowow uhmbowah boong choom bow ahcome eh cehmeh nahmah coomduy uhmow ehmana you know it's a wrap
Boom!!! Tumba wah kinee . I'm dead.💀
When the doc says cowmow uhcuh mey muh soom tow uhmow uhmuh cowow uhmbowah boong choom bow ahcome eh cehmeh nahmah coomduy uhmow ehmana you know it's a wrap
“There’s no way out” 😈 I’m fukinn dying bro 😭😭
Its the docs laugh after the responses 😭
If I saw this during a stream I’d probably need 911 from suffocation of laughter omfg 😂😂😂
911 isn't gonna help you from suffocation. A lot of people suffocated that day
This is the best imitation I’ve ever heard
Dude the subtitles are killing me
“Absolutely perfect Chinese” lmao
I love doc man always makes me smile 😂 minute he spoke Chinese I was dead
As a Chinese ,I can confirm you that Dr. Disrespect can speak fluent Cantonese. And China is definitely not number 1
yeah, it sounds like cantonese to me
Well funnly enough he even said in a interview he can't speak it at all 😂 he makes a joke about it that it's a hybrid language he invented 😂 so no wasn't actually speaking in any language here 😂😂
He got +500 social credit for saying china #1 but then his daughter got killed cause he lost the game..
Broooo IM 💀
LOOOL BRO
Damn bro he lives in China not the US 🤣
The Chinese from doc you hear is the perfect Cantonese + Vietnamese lmao😂
Reminds me of the episode of Sunny where Charlie has an idea that “cuts through a man like a warm cheese” when he believes he’s has become a genius from a new medicine and the whole episode he speaks (what sounds like) perfect mandarin. We find out that it’s jibberish. Lmao
I love how he had a full on conversation with the chinese guy lmao
I legit thought he was speaking some weird dialect I didn’t recognize.
😂😂😂 you are nothing
" YOUR NOTHING "💀💀🤣😂
**Absolutely perfect Chinese** lmao 🤣 and the laugh in between? Solid!!!
Youre NoTHIN’
"YOU'RE NOTHING!" 😂😂
He went Doc Bing Chilling for a minute
Absolutely hilarious love it when he communicates with Chinese players (whether legit or not) 🤣
As someone who has watched a few kung fu films i can confirm his chinese is flawless.
song wo de wai mai (closest translation in mandarin is like Zuh wuh de wei mai or something) its a saying about living simply and stress free
so basically he was telling him to chill out lol
Lol
*deadpan* What'd you say? 🤨 LMAO
That you're NOTHIN! got me from nowhere😅😂😂
The laugh always gets me 🤣
Bro did anybody else just find out he speaks Chinese now clips are constantly popping up about it? 😂😂
The two time speaks fluent in every language.... The two time was the only person In history to get a full refund from Chuck Norris and Bowflex because they said in fact he was too physically fit for the Bowflex and chuck Norris put his guarantee on the Bowflex machine. Only person in history that the chuck of Norris paid the two time respects. I hear mosquitoes don't bite the two time out of a sign of respect
I know it's better to play along but just making sure you know it's just gibberish he is really good at selling it though lol
@@McV1llaiN Can you explain the two times thing ? Everyone talking about it but I don't get it
@@OcarinaOfTime he was the blockbuster video game world champ in 1993 and 1994. That’s why he’s the 2 time, he’s a living legend.
@@manueliniguez7592 I legit can't think of a more perfect man than him I swear
I might have watched this about 30 times while laughing the whole time. His chinese talk was killing me. ☠️
When he said "na na na na" , i thought the Chinese motorcycle was about to start.
After he said there's no way out, I would have jumped off to forfeit. Too funny 🤣
🥲
Dude, this is one of my favourite clips of this man xD
Ive seen this clip 100x and it still gets me. "You're NOTHING!" LMFAO!!!!!!
I remember being in the stream when this went down 😂
guy doing subtitles needs a raise lol
“What did you say?” Woulda been dead if he said “nothin bro” 🤣😭💀