Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?
If Christians all get togeather to get enough belief in one place they'll warp reality with the sheer dumb power of their beliefs like Warhammer 40k Orks, and honestly I *want* that to happen
They kind of already have. Certainly Spanish colonialism of the Americas was justified by religion. Although I guess that was more greed and cruelty and dumb power as we have now.
Christman needs to write that book about American Protestantism being entirely its own thing lol. I even tried to devils advocate against myself and wonder if that was just a fallacy of american exceptionalism filtered through a nominally "leftist" or "anti-imperialist" bias but I still think I agree with the thesis and would love to see someone as smart as Matt commit it to paper and the historical record 😂.bless up, Crisp Man, the world needs ya big guy ❤
The Benham Brothers reveal at the end just keeps me coming back to listen to this lol. Will never go near the movie to watch firsthand, I just need to hear these guys dissociate while describing it
Kevin Sorbo as Hercules being the cause of my bisexual awakening and first male crush turning out to be aggressively not-gay really sums up my entire experience with same sex relationships
At least Lucy Lawless is super based... My head canon is that Sorbo is aggressively against everything she stands for ever since her made-up Xena character eclipsed Hercules during its run and Lawless went on to have a much more successful TV career.
@@berdyderg900 I still watch Majority Report for the occasional gem, but have moved over more into Left Reckoning. They seem to be getting their voice.
David and his wife, Lori, have five children; Jason and his wife, Tori, have four children. They also invented a for profit christian mission model they call 'missioneering', its an outsourcing agency.
I really need to finally watch this if only to see those unheimlich humanoid abomination archon twins in the flesh (or however they manifest in our reality) for myself.
I appreciate them for watching these movies so I don't have too. I wanted to watch this movie because I knew it was going to be terrible but hilarious.
the thing to remember about christians is: they believe god is communicating directly to them through a thick book about a man from nazareth who lived 2000 years ago... so good luck if you are hoping for intelligence... to be fair, i do like the Dostoevsky character Alyosha Karamazov as the great author behind the great character is a real genius and if he wants to argue in favor of christ i will listen... fax!!!
What y'all don't understand is Paul Munger is the christian Paul Verhoeven and this is his Starship Troopers of christian films. The satire has clearly gone over your heads and you've unironically taken it seriously.
This is a Fundamentalist Christian movie. I don't think the local Episcopal Church with the Rainbow Flag and BLM sign would sponsor this movie. You guys ALWAYS get this stuff wrong.
This is like listening to someone tell you about a dream they had three years ago.
Why ere 1 so tarded?
I've listened to this episode like 50 times and I still have no idea what happened in this movie
Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?
They should make Christian attack on titan, where the attack uncle has to fight the colossal uncle
The part where they slowly reveal who the Bentham brothers are is some of the hardest I’ve laughed at this podcast man
You can tell by their excitement that this was either a masterpiece or an amazing piece of shit
Yes.
@@jrm13 Yes.
A masterpiece of shit
@@thelegend948 like TMNT: out of the shadows?
It has an Antifa cowboy in it. That alone makes it sound pretty good.
Our King has returned. Long live Acid Marxist
“Antifa cowboy”-Good to know Brace is getting work outside Trueanon.
Buckaroo Belden rides again!
what if instea of the reliant it was the fuck-guys-ant and kevin sorbo went to town on me
Sounds like a certified Popcorn Classic!
This comment has big Cum Town energy
Oh Stav!
Hell yeah dude
That sounds like it’d be profoundly traumatizing. Dare I say, would leave you with a thousand island stare.
Honestly impressed by the variety and accuracy of Matt's medical references.
If Christians all get togeather to get enough belief in one place they'll warp reality with the sheer dumb power of their beliefs like Warhammer 40k Orks, and honestly I *want* that to happen
They kind of already have. Certainly Spanish colonialism of the Americas was justified by religion. Although I guess that was more greed and cruelty and dumb power as we have now.
The neckbeard compares religion and harsh topics to a made up shitty fantasy game to cope, pathetic
@@djrulez1917 seethe
@@djrulez1917 The comparison is an apt one.
@@djrulez1917
They're both made up fantasy.
MASHALLAH ACID MARXIST HAS RETURNED
My brother has dubbed the new relation the "Cusbind."
Christman needs to write that book about American Protestantism being entirely its own thing lol. I even tried to devils advocate against myself and wonder if that was just a fallacy of american exceptionalism filtered through a nominally "leftist" or "anti-imperialist" bias but I still think I agree with the thesis and would love to see someone as smart as Matt commit it to paper and the historical record 😂.bless up, Crisp Man, the world needs ya big guy ❤
The Benham Brothers reveal at the end just keeps me coming back to listen to this lol. Will never go near the movie to watch firsthand, I just need to hear these guys dissociate while describing it
I remember first listening to this when it released and mishearing it as “the Venom brothers”
"I am the Eric Prince of the hot tub industry"- I about had a coronary
Best joke in the whole episode
Brown water
@@FirstnameLastname-kn5sw probably foamy
Kevin Sorbo as Hercules being the cause of my bisexual awakening and first male crush turning out to be aggressively not-gay really sums up my entire experience with same sex relationships
Damn, hope you find your true Sorbo, bro.
Wishing you better luck!
Y R U Gaeh ?!
At least Lucy Lawless is super based... My head canon is that Sorbo is aggressively against everything she stands for ever since her made-up Xena character eclipsed Hercules during its run and Lawless went on to have a much more successful TV career.
Disappointed
Dude you can’t possibly understand how happy I am right now 🙏🙏🙏
Good to see you back AM, you're doing gods work here buddy
obviously the key was for a lockbox containing the combination to the gun safe
The filmmakers respect the audience's intelligence such that they don't have to show everything
One man. One inch.
everyone: "..find your safety uncle.." omg..
I've always wanted to listen to this episode but unfortunately it causes my milk-blood to act up.
Tears in my eyes, Masterclass
“I am the Erik Prince of the Hot Tub Industry”
I’m dead 🤣
Yeah, that one got me too
All about the key plot was actually to make their children feel guilty and miserable. That's the way christian parents are.
if people got paid to make this movie, or if people paid to see it, then i can get paid to sit at home and do nothing.
Look at Kevin Sorbo trying to be Greg Kinnear
Back in my day we would take off our top and get killed by him.
The FIRST result for "Benham brothers" after the wikipedia boilerplate google pastes at the top is "what happened to the Benham brothers?"
Eric Roberts is a work horse
the way they talk about the cowboy hat guy makes this sound like a david lynch movie
If Brian Bosworth was after my family I'd get Bo Jackson.
Barney's Great Adventure 2: Day of the Soldado
YOU'RE BACK! ACIDIO MARXISMATRON!!
I can't even keep track of the convoluted plot. It's not the Chapo guys' fault; it just doesn't make much sense.
This is serious; Kevin Sorbo is wearing plaid.
So glad this channel is back
oh I remember watching the trailer for this on Sam Seder and told myself I'll watch it but just never did.
Has that show gotten any better lately? I stopped watched after Michael died and it became shitlib hour everyday.
@@berdyderg900 No, it's not good
@@berdyderg900 I still watch Majority Report for the occasional gem, but have moved over more into Left Reckoning. They seem to be getting their voice.
31:43 maybe the key to the gun safe is the friends we made along the way.
David and his wife, Lori, have five children; Jason and his wife, Tori, have four children. They also invented a for profit christian mission model they call 'missioneering', its an outsourcing agency.
this is why we need RLM/CTH crossover
"They're like conservative Krassensteins" ...so like the Krassensteins now that they've moved on from the resist grift
Man, I thought it would be about 3-wheeled cars
Early 2000s top gear Chapo crossover? Yes please
@@maxmonluxchappo is too good for that
Hey, isn’t that Hercules?!
So happy to see you return
I really need to finally watch this if only to see those unheimlich humanoid abomination archon twins in the flesh (or however they manifest in our reality) for myself.
This is the first movie I’ve ever seen that doesn’t have a Wikipedia page
Acid's back!
It's so weird hearing these clips and realizing how long I've fucked with chapo.. these guys are legendary
So, The Room but with Christian characteristics?
I watched the movie and am still confused on what the plot twist is.
I was trying to get someone to explain it to me please. I can trade an explanation of "The Fountain" in return.
YOU'RE BACK!
o7 welcome back comrade
Chapo's, hello. I was the Production Designer on The Reliant. Let's talk☺️🍻
38:00 I think all guys are asking themselves that 😂
YOUR BACK!!!!!!
What happened to the Trump prophecy vid? I was halfway thru listening.
Someone called Alejandra Quezada took it down with a copyright claim. I was halfway through as well.
WELCOME BACKKK
I mean, I assumed that evangelical christians take on Red Dawn would suck ass, but I this sounds like it's on a whole other level.
Male twins who make twinness a part of their business brand need to understand that other people are tolerating them.
acid marxism is the eternal ideology 🧘🏽♂️
I love your movie reviews, thank you.
The return?????
Quick correction: this is actually episode 361 - The Brothers (10/25/19)
LETS FUCKING GOOO HE'S BACK
Yes. More book and movie reviews
Add this to movie mindset playlist 💖
58:25 No its 4 "Joy and a dream"
Bro did you go dark for a bit i couldn't find your channel.for the life of me
I’m pretty sure he got banned for copyright or some bs but he managed to beat the strike and now he’s back.
Oh wait this isn't the one with the bear then?
Ur thinking of The Relevant
@@kurks001 I apologise for being irrevenant.
@@voiskumbeaver3285 no thats the Gaspar Noé film with Monica Bellucci and Vincent Cassell
@@kurks001 Oh that one. I walked out at the end of that one before it started.
@@voiskumbeaver3285 time destroys all things.
Well looks like i know what i’m watching tonight.
i don't know how they sat and watched this, i had to turn it off 6 minutes in it was so bad.
That's Hercules. Put some respect on that.
I appreciate them for watching these movies so I don't have too. I wanted to watch this movie because I knew it was going to be terrible but hilarious.
I loved this movie
Runaway Train
LETS GOOOOO
Is this about the bear attacking that guy?
The fuckin’ BOZ was in this? Based
Wait is this an HOUR long?
Im so glad Virgil Texas left the show. He was so annoying.
He has gone on to fulfill his destiny - being a professional Twitter lib
@@jackfrench7176 I thought he became a libertarian 🧐🧐
@@papajohnsbolton2645 Not every groomer is a libertarian, but every libertarian is a groomer
I watched the trailer for this movie and lost my mind I can't believe they made it through the whole thing
the thing to remember about christians is: they believe god is communicating directly to them through a thick book about a man from nazareth who lived 2000 years ago... so good luck if you are hoping for intelligence... to be fair, i do like the Dostoevsky character Alyosha Karamazov as the great author behind the great character is a real genius and if he wants to argue in favor of christ i will listen... fax!!!
48:01
Kevin Sorbo turns you inside out
What, like the Disney movie?
have you been taking your meds?
@@David-gr1do no I've been taking your meds
@@David-gr1do you come at the king you better not miss..
The son of Zeus has truly fallen hard.
Was expecting a movie about cars. 0/10 thoroughly disappointed.
Forgot how funny this show used to be
🙅🏻♂️🙅🏻♂️
What y'all don't understand is Paul Munger is the christian Paul Verhoeven and this is his Starship Troopers of christian films. The satire has clearly gone over your heads and you've unironically taken it seriously.
Starship Troopers was the Starship Troopers of Christian films.
@@av2674 But what about Starship Christians?
@@mr.pavone9719
That's just Mormonism.
Who the fook keeps coughing into the mic ?! It's beyond infuriating.
This is a Fundamentalist Christian movie. I don't think the local Episcopal Church with the Rainbow Flag and BLM sign would sponsor this movie. You guys ALWAYS get this stuff wrong.
Or my
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lol
I thought the movie was alright, a good watch, not too bad if you ask me, mainly come here for the shitty neckbeard comments
This isn't funny.