Michael B. Jordan & Lori Harvey Split, & A FedEx Crash Mouthful | DESUS & MERO | SHOWTIME

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  • The guys discuss Michael B. Jordan's split from Lori Harvey (and Steve Harvey's Twitter reaction), an oral-induced Floridian FedEx crash, bees are now fish, and the CBP's small score, tonight on the DESUS & MERO Warmup.
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    DESUS & MERO, the Bronx’s very own, reconnected online in the early days of Twitter, where they unleashed their potent personalities and found themselves kindred spirits. That led to stints on Complex and MTV, the Bodega Boys podcast, and a daily late-night show on Viceland, developing a feverish following. The quick-witted duo brings a distinct voice to late night, delivering smart and comedic commentary on any and all topics, that keeps audiences buzzing. DESUS & MERO continue to host their Bodega Boys podcast.
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  • @sembatimothynkalamo8986
    @sembatimothynkalamo8986 2 роки тому +147

    "Damn, that ball bounces like her cheeks used to" 😭😭😂😂😂

  • @TSTypeR
    @TSTypeR 2 роки тому +191

    MERO: “SHE BELONGS TO THE STREET!”
    EVERYONE: 👀👀👀

    • @jaymac7349
      @jaymac7349 2 роки тому +34

      Where’s the lie tho!? 😂

    • @MRLONG758
      @MRLONG758 2 роки тому +38

      Mero is a savage, he don't give a fuck. I think Mero knows he ain't never running into Steve but Desus might.

    • @peachesandpoets
      @peachesandpoets 2 роки тому +12

      I mean, but she was in a relationship for over a...
      Nevermind. I realise yall still mourning Cinco de Die-o 🙏🏾

    • @jamesonhardgrave4615
      @jamesonhardgrave4615 2 роки тому +14

      What street though? Asking for a friend.

    • @THEVIDEOARBITRATOR
      @THEVIDEOARBITRATOR 2 роки тому +3

      @@jamesonhardgrave4615 lmfao

  • @commaJim
    @commaJim 2 роки тому +267

    just got home from the bar, and this is perfect to watch while still on that peak drunk phase

    • @SuperJohnnybravo23
      @SuperJohnnybravo23 2 роки тому +29

      You at peak drunk at 9pm. Respect 🫡

    • @Nothsa
      @Nothsa 2 роки тому +14

      You type good for a person that’s drunk ngl.

    • @SplashyLaflare
      @SplashyLaflare 2 роки тому +2

      Was meant to be 🙌🏾

    • @free23sum
      @free23sum 2 роки тому +1

      Me TOOO! Albeit a little later

    • @mohamedyusuf6479
      @mohamedyusuf6479 2 роки тому +8

      @@Nothsa everyone stopped getting blackout drunk after college bro

  • @jazzyw540
    @jazzyw540 2 роки тому +149

    i love how these two always manage to slide in commentary about italians 😂😂 the brand is strong and consistent

  • @Contrerasj1337
    @Contrerasj1337 2 роки тому +186

    Desus shining with the baldy. Mero needs to take his hat off so we can get the Baldega Boys

    • @nasmilvalera4420
      @nasmilvalera4420 2 роки тому +6

      sounds like a good rebrand hahaha

    • @Adam_K14
      @Adam_K14 Рік тому +1

      Ayyyyyooooo pause

    • @Contrerasj1337
      @Contrerasj1337 Рік тому

      @@Adam_K14 bruhhhh make me edit my comment and shit 😂😂

    • @Contrerasj1337
      @Contrerasj1337 Рік тому

      @@Adam_K14 bruhhhh make me edit my comment and shit 😂😂

  • @wildlavenderelle
    @wildlavenderelle 2 роки тому +65

    He called the wrong friend. You aren't supposed to broadcast your homie's sadness. 🤦🏽‍♀️

  • @davidhurtado2725
    @davidhurtado2725 2 роки тому +27

    Mero's take on old relationship photos is gold.

  • @anttoz4989
    @anttoz4989 2 роки тому +19

    "N95 just chafing you while your gettin top" is fkn crazy 💀 Mero was getting his shit off 😂😭😭

  • @margaritakmp
    @margaritakmp 2 роки тому +11

    "suckley cuckoo, that's the actress from the flight attendant" 🤣🤣

  • @LilChaggz
    @LilChaggz 2 роки тому +22

    Love yalls show but please talk to Showtime about adding captioning. Having and auditory processing disorder makes it hard to listen sometimes and we should make everything as accessible as we can!

  • @freshflyy1
    @freshflyy1 2 роки тому +55

    “You on ecstasy right now?” 😂😂😂 Mero was a bit too descriptive bro lol

    • @remywhite4377
      @remywhite4377 2 роки тому +10

      If you've been to smacked city, you know.😂

    • @MyKeeP81
      @MyKeeP81 2 роки тому

      Yup

  • @lawnside82
    @lawnside82 2 роки тому +126

    i sure do miss the desus and mero podcast.... the bodega boys...the art.RIP

    • @CryptoFeez
      @CryptoFeez 2 роки тому +11

      I miss there vice show !!! They just watched worldstar and roasted that

    • @zacharyingerman8321
      @zacharyingerman8321 2 роки тому +2

      Is there really no more podcast ?

    • @lawnside82
      @lawnside82 2 роки тому +11

      @@zacharyingerman8321 they just abandoned it. And never addressed it.

    • @subversive2472
      @subversive2472 2 роки тому

      Who’s the broad asking the questions and laughing over the crowd super annoying

    • @hankleepixain4283
      @hankleepixain4283 2 роки тому

      @@subversive2472 nigga, u just got here ?

  • @ThSlackr
    @ThSlackr 2 роки тому +25

    Desus like Jesus, Mero like Di nero

  • @moreolivia
    @moreolivia 2 роки тому +23

    At the risk of sounding redundant, for your international fans’ sake, please bring back the art! We don’t all have access to Showtime overseas and this UA-cam channel is the only way we can hear your hilarious opinions on the world. The podcast allowed us to listen to you every week and we miss it. My guts hurt🥺.

    • @IjeomaThePlantMama
      @IjeomaThePlantMama 2 роки тому +2

      As much as it hurts to admit, the podcast is dead, my good sis. Mero confirmed on IG Live and Twitch 😓

    • @moreolivia
      @moreolivia 2 роки тому

      @@IjeomaThePlantMama oh no😭😭😭 so it’s going to be You Tube clips forever??😭😭😭 I can’t even download Showtime or even HBO here in Japan😭

  • @ShelbyBaby27
    @ShelbyBaby27 2 роки тому +39

    Mike B had more chemistry with Lupita! Yeah, I said it! Let's get messy 😝

    • @anttoz4989
      @anttoz4989 2 роки тому +1

      But No, he didn't 😂

    • @jeanettesdaughter
      @jeanettesdaughter 2 роки тому

      He wants a white girl yo. Please let him have one. Any Kardashians available⁉️. Oh wait. Not really white white. Let’s get him a date with’ fill in the blank.’ It’s fine. Be yourself Bruh.

  • @mooshe4017
    @mooshe4017 2 роки тому +23

    If you don't yell "best pee ever" at a rave at least once, you're not high enough.

  • @ISE.ENT2010
    @ISE.ENT2010 2 роки тому +6

    The ‘I’ll Keep Holdin’ On’ adlib by Mero took me out 😂

  • @ChristianRamosTheKingSlater
    @ChristianRamosTheKingSlater 2 роки тому +13

    I'm early AF yeeerrrrr LFG!!! Messy Gang

  • @MrsLegalDiva
    @MrsLegalDiva 2 роки тому +3

    Lol…”all 4 of them, marriages or books? “ 😂😂😂

  • @shmegma4371
    @shmegma4371 2 роки тому +19

    U want dry shrooms cuz they weigh less and have a smaller chance of making u sick the next morning. Also, I think dry r easier to eat.

  • @thabangpule6642
    @thabangpule6642 2 роки тому +5

    Love this show. Greetings from South Africa.

  • @peterirungu4083
    @peterirungu4083 2 роки тому +6

    2:03 I love Mero 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @brendasdumpsterbaby867
    @brendasdumpsterbaby867 2 роки тому +8

    BRING BACK THE ARTTTT

  • @nickrnmaui
    @nickrnmaui 2 роки тому +4

    Dude... Shout out Mero for the wild E advise! "Gotta take enough"...So good. "Caught this guy going to a Phish concert" was on point too. Brand is Strong! Cheers

  • @Jayess-c
    @Jayess-c 2 роки тому +10

    Lol Julia didn't know how to pronounce Mero, so every time she talks to him she's just like "hey youuu"

  • @woodley91406
    @woodley91406 2 роки тому +8

    Was Mero singing Holding Back The Years by Simply Red? Respect!

  • @montague2362
    @montague2362 2 роки тому +6

    When you at baggage claim and it’s taking more than 5 minutes for your suitcase to come out. Lmao FACTS

  • @DonaBlancas
    @DonaBlancas 2 роки тому +13

    "Sorry Harvey I know you liked Michael more than your daughter liked him. Harvey: 'Dose that means no rich handsome grandkids!?" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @byjacquelineb
    @byjacquelineb 2 роки тому

    Everybody moves forward differently. Sending him so much love and peace during this time. 🤍✨

  • @iliketocomment8144
    @iliketocomment8144 2 роки тому +5

    No wonder I didn’t get my delivery from FedEx. 🤦‍♂️

  • @NatoJacobs
    @NatoJacobs 2 роки тому +2

    "we caught a guy going to a phish concert" lmaoooo

  • @ellobo4290
    @ellobo4290 2 роки тому +4

    did
    did
    desus just quote the guy from the maze runner?

  • @taylorg8509
    @taylorg8509 2 роки тому +5

    Mero almost fell lol i woulda died laughing

  • @gordongilbert3686
    @gordongilbert3686 2 роки тому +4

    “Tell Steve Harvey I don’t want her”

  • @3666atv
    @3666atv 2 роки тому +2

    The Western Bumblebee be Crip Buzzing around

  • @youngandincharge
    @youngandincharge 2 роки тому +6

    Omg this is hilarious.

  • @BVTMVN007
    @BVTMVN007 2 роки тому

    #DESUSANDMEROWILDNOUT !!! WE NEED THAT EPS‼️‼️
    #BODEGAHHIVE WE NEED THAT

  • @getschwifty226
    @getschwifty226 2 роки тому +1

    Somewhere there's a NSFW photoshopped meme of that "Just Hang In There" cat poster.😂

  • @kriettamarley3175
    @kriettamarley3175 2 роки тому

    Mero's "you never do!" is so cute

  • @adriandones6962
    @adriandones6962 2 роки тому +8

    She belongs to the STREETS!!!

  • @maddenbeer2111
    @maddenbeer2111 2 роки тому +3

    I'm 100% Italian and it's one of my favorite imitation besides the ghetto chic an dope head Michael lol always keeping it a thousand

  • @dereckallen1856
    @dereckallen1856 2 роки тому +3

    id rhyme mero with green arrow and his eye is on the sparrow like im drunk like jack sparrow with will ferrell

  • @finessedmyself
    @finessedmyself 2 роки тому

    my guts hurt so bad I need the art that uncut that raw that pericooooo

  • @ninjawatcher6955
    @ninjawatcher6955 2 роки тому +2

    Mero! Tu está comiendo bien mano! 👍🏽✊🏾

  • @industryliaison
    @industryliaison 2 роки тому

    Extra funny wrap up

  • @maddenbeer2111
    @maddenbeer2111 2 роки тому +1

    Literally laugh out loud when I watch... been down 4 a minute a a half

  • @SamirasoFi
    @SamirasoFi 2 роки тому +25

    Lori is the girl version of Future 🐐

  • @seemslegit2412
    @seemslegit2412 2 роки тому +4

    I just noticed the $10 ATM fee. Got me fucked all the way up 😭

  • @truuff
    @truuff 2 роки тому +1

    4:23-' shout out to that chick! Thats the REAL superhead 😂

  • @shanafehr
    @shanafehr Рік тому +3

    "he hit me up last minute" sounds a lot like, he was supposed to be there with his now ex and now he has the extra ticket.. And should not sit there alone for the world to see (?) 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @kongming66
    @kongming66 2 роки тому +1

    Yo Mero SMACKED 😂

  • @kendallharris3634
    @kendallharris3634 2 роки тому +3

    lmaooo desus & mero must have never eaten shrooms because i’ve never had them not dried.

    • @dublup
      @dublup 2 роки тому

      fresh is best

  • @darylshackelford3673
    @darylshackelford3673 2 роки тому

    Nice recovery Mero

  • @binting92
    @binting92 2 роки тому +1

    ...try vanilla rice krispies laced with shrooms next truss.

  • @BloopinDaThird
    @BloopinDaThird 2 роки тому

    Desus like “Jesus” & Meru like “Marrow - Bone Marrow” 😅🤣

  • @T.H.E.O.R.Y.
    @T.H.E.O.R.Y. 2 роки тому +2

    Hatless Desus? WTF? We doing new things this season huh 🤣

  • @Divine10Barca
    @Divine10Barca 2 роки тому

    Shoutout to desus for the huf sweater

  • @obuswolf
    @obuswolf 2 роки тому

    "Top in the minivan goes up and down, up and down, up and down. The top in the minivan goes... AHHHHHH!"

  • @Whatwhatp
    @Whatwhatp 2 роки тому +4

    Bring back the podcast!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @jaymac7349
    @jaymac7349 2 роки тому +1

    Julia got some ‘splaining to do! 😂

  • @DonaBlancas
    @DonaBlancas 2 роки тому +12

    Steve is lying his ass off on his tweet, he's probably crying for his daughter. 🤣🤣

    • @sinamen516
      @sinamen516 2 роки тому +4

      Nahh based on how he was clowning Mike on the radio, he's happy

    • @MsmissesOfficial
      @MsmissesOfficial 2 роки тому

      @@sinamen516what did he say?

    • @purplepuffs2095
      @purplepuffs2095 2 роки тому

      Crying for what? Her not staying in a relationship she no lomger wants?

  • @design1of470
    @design1of470 2 роки тому

    LOL "Yo, Deysus - I fuck with the show."

  • @EazyMoneyBrodie74
    @EazyMoneyBrodie74 2 роки тому

    Early Gang!!! YERRRRRRR

  • @tmlocalone
    @tmlocalone 2 роки тому +1

    Bronx STRONG

  • @gueits8586
    @gueits8586 2 роки тому +3

    Nooooo not trans-Bees🤣 Imitation crab getting ready like we up next!

  • @alexhope8607
    @alexhope8607 2 роки тому +1

    I still pronounce it Day-soos and Mario.

  • @bigchill5835
    @bigchill5835 2 роки тому +1

    How tf did these guys get a show

  • @OrgnlProductions
    @OrgnlProductions 2 роки тому +6

    Lori is the female Future

    • @MyKeeP81
      @MyKeeP81 2 роки тому

      They dated so it makes sense

  • @ZuDega
    @ZuDega 2 роки тому +2

    YEEERRR!

  • @WARWITHWARWICK
    @WARWITHWARWICK 9 місяців тому +1

    That your books joke is mad Funnier now that Steve Harvey’s wife cheated on him

  • @zaynaelaine
    @zaynaelaine 2 роки тому +1

    Dylan O'Brien said WHAT?! 🤣🤣

    • @victoriamukasa8853
      @victoriamukasa8853 2 роки тому

      Also I didn't understand correctly

    • @KHWendy28
      @KHWendy28 Рік тому

      On his Twitter last summer he said he was in his slut era it was funny.

  • @bryanwilliams2464
    @bryanwilliams2464 2 роки тому

    Yeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrsssdaaaaaaay!!!!

  • @mmb628jr2
    @mmb628jr2 2 роки тому

    Lmao😂 I ageee with Desus half bitten is way worst.

  • @bigdeboatl23
    @bigdeboatl23 2 роки тому

    To the whole streets hahahaha

  • @_daddy_fat_sacks_330
    @_daddy_fat_sacks_330 2 роки тому +7

    I’m here to start a petition to bring back the bodega boys podcast, The hive is on life-support at the moment. ☠️🗽🌃🏥🤕

    • @MrGNugget
      @MrGNugget 2 роки тому

      The pod is over, Mero confirmed on Twitch and IG live

    • @_daddy_fat_sacks_330
      @_daddy_fat_sacks_330 2 роки тому

      @@MrGNugget damn, rip to the realest 🤦🏻‍♂️😞😔

  • @terigiese1322
    @terigiese1322 2 роки тому +2

    Yikes!!Multi sensory?!!😅

  • @janaenae1338
    @janaenae1338 2 роки тому

    Late for work brb

  • @kingvan143
    @kingvan143 2 роки тому +2

    Yall keep forgetting Michael B Jordan is an actor smh. I'm sure he can fake sadness

  • @jimflipz4774
    @jimflipz4774 2 роки тому +1

    Without bees we’ll all be dead in 5 years

  • @emilianoo.1596
    @emilianoo.1596 2 роки тому

    Homie got the Jaws of Life before and after the car crash

  • @kbscott923
    @kbscott923 2 роки тому +2

    Damn he starting to look like Steve

  • @themusicaljunkie37
    @themusicaljunkie37 2 роки тому +1

    Idk why they keep putting the * to remind us this is not part of the actual show. It's common knowledge to us, casual viewers and it's also called "warm up" therefore another indication that's It's not in the showtime broadcast.

  • @sneakybloke
    @sneakybloke 2 роки тому +6

    No podcast episode since November. Whats the deal? Bring Bodega Boys back!

    • @Divine10Barca
      @Divine10Barca 2 роки тому +1

      Listen to the old ones again let them cook!!

  • @nickrnmaui
    @nickrnmaui 2 роки тому +2

    Julia try Mero like tarot (cards). Kinda works. Cheers

  • @DonaBlancas
    @DonaBlancas 2 роки тому

    She looks like jiminy Cricket. 🤣🤣

  • @remywhite4377
    @remywhite4377 2 роки тому

    You can't do shit with them shrooms.😂

  • @thakiddx
    @thakiddx 2 роки тому

    Dafuq this air on here b4 showtime on prime app?

  • @joseledesma3703
    @joseledesma3703 2 роки тому +1

    AHH AHH AHH

  • @yohannes.painsaba2867
    @yohannes.painsaba2867 2 роки тому

    Deeze Nuts and Merovingian Nuts

  • @anthonyhenriquez1354
    @anthonyhenriquez1354 2 роки тому +3

    Yerrr

  • @phishtix452
    @phishtix452 2 роки тому

    RIP Trouble

  • @moirahalloran2703
    @moirahalloran2703 2 роки тому

    I just make the sign of the cross and say Desus ( head) Merro (heart) And the holy Gondleman (shoulder to shoulder cause he's sweet and embracing like a pashmina).

  • @deeransom
    @deeransom 2 роки тому

    Damn that wasn’t even a $100 bust 😂😂😭 They just wasting time and money

  • @DiscoDaddy1975
    @DiscoDaddy1975 2 роки тому +10

    Ask Teddy Pendergrass how head in the whip ends! I’m sure he would have agreed.. Badly

  • @Ho11is2Ho11ywood
    @Ho11is2Ho11ywood 2 роки тому +3

    Julia gettin sucio at the end

  • @wakandaflockaflame932
    @wakandaflockaflame932 2 роки тому

    🎨🎨🎨

  • @IWANTTHEG
    @IWANTTHEG 2 роки тому

    GOTTA LOVE ❤️ OUR BLACK QUEANS!!!! 😁 BN1 💯😎

  • @MrsTrixieFirecracker
    @MrsTrixieFirecracker 2 роки тому

    road head PSA presented by FedEx

  • @2Tube22productions
    @2Tube22productions 2 роки тому

    Not Simply Red!!

  • @mmb628jr2
    @mmb628jr2 2 роки тому

    No way.. no pills.