Justin Bieber Wants To Fight Tom Cruise & Desus Saw Mero Naked | DESUS & MERO | SHOWTIME

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  • @Swissthewarlock
    @Swissthewarlock 5 років тому +808

    desus and mero need to do a harold and kumar type of movie set in the bronx

    • @abecallard442
      @abecallard442 5 років тому +15

      YES

    • @tymon3y
      @tymon3y 5 років тому +26

      scottiepimpin that would be wild fire

    • @TheDeven1000
      @TheDeven1000 5 років тому +9

      Yes!

    • @wunnaaaaa
      @wunnaaaaa 5 років тому +27

      Desus and mero writing that shit would be FIRE

    • @Deee.mcb92
      @Deee.mcb92 5 років тому +10

      This is a great idea! Desus and Mero need to get on that shit!

  • @jbayne27
    @jbayne27 5 років тому +306

    These warm ups are so clutch I swear .. Love you Showtime lol

  • @Young_Chipotle95
    @Young_Chipotle95 5 років тому +381

    2:26 So we just gonna skip how every week it sounds like Desus and Juila mess around?

    • @Mr_Si313ter
      @Mr_Si313ter 5 років тому +26

      Wooord

    • @splinter1psi99
      @splinter1psi99 5 років тому +91

      Seeing as she got posts on her IG with her in a bikini and tagging only Desus, it's not hard to imagine.

    • @OneEyedSnakes
      @OneEyedSnakes 5 років тому +23

      I’d hit tbh

    • @TravisHouze
      @TravisHouze 5 років тому +11

      Young Chipotle i been called it a couple weeks back that they may have a thing going on

    • @Kristiana567
      @Kristiana567 5 років тому +10

      What’s Julia instagram?

  • @SuperSpecialk13
    @SuperSpecialk13 5 років тому +240

    I feel like the reason Julia paused when answering Desus’ question was because she was about to say, “At your place.”

    • @Eddprzz
      @Eddprzz 5 років тому +18

      Damn u think desus pipin down julia😂😂😂😂

    • @rigo1925
      @rigo1925 5 років тому +10

      Eduardo Perez watch the newest one from today he mentions it low key

    • @Eddprzz
      @Eddprzz 5 років тому

      Rigo watched it already and commented about it

    • @3arefob729
      @3arefob729 5 років тому +9

      Yeah! She piping.. bout “Desus, I know the answer but do you sleep naked “

    • @14jeffrey79
      @14jeffrey79 5 років тому

      Rigo which one?

  • @imightormightnot
    @imightormightnot 5 років тому +29

    I absolutely LOVE the relationship that they have with Julia!!!
    They talk shit about her and she gives it right back!!!!
    I would love to be behind the scenes!!!

  • @LIVIA1797
    @LIVIA1797 5 років тому +106

    "Desus, I know the answer"
    And i- oop 🧐🤭🤐👀

    • @shellybee9322
      @shellybee9322 4 роки тому

      Olivia Clark-Davis I thought the same thing. She looks different than she sounds but so do I

  • @PushinPlays
    @PushinPlays 5 років тому +390

    how did Julia know Desus didn't sleep in the buff hmmmm.

    • @CataclysmiCCalyx
      @CataclysmiCCalyx 5 років тому +31

      Canna biformen They have a weird relationship I’ve noticed hahahahaha. He be looking over that way all the time

    • @rellewilson7814
      @rellewilson7814 4 роки тому +4

      You caught that too lol

    • @kevinwatsonjr713
      @kevinwatsonjr713 2 роки тому +3

      Ok two things lol. 1. Major points for the name lol dope how high reference. 2. Way to make it hot with that comment lol

    • @chadhall5620
      @chadhall5620 Рік тому

      Because they’ve definitely hook up one random night.

  • @7mike2300
    @7mike2300 5 років тому +204

    Bieber forgetting that Tom still does his own stunts.

    • @artheaux666
      @artheaux666 5 років тому +13

      Brainy And is a Scientologist

    • @Goooodawgs561
      @Goooodawgs561 5 років тому +21

      And he seems a little crazy so he’d be unpredictable in a fight

    • @finished6267
      @finished6267 4 роки тому

      Bieber wants to get smashed by T on the DL. He wants to use that boyish charm while he still got it.

    • @smooglibear7628
      @smooglibear7628 4 роки тому +1

      I had no idea, Jackie Chan was the obly I was aware of doing his own stunts.

  • @Max25670
    @Max25670 5 років тому +322

    That shirt is making Mero look like he built like Gru from Despicable Me.

  • @chicodominicano
    @chicodominicano 5 років тому +84

    "Desus, I know the answer but, do you sleep naked?" lol... dying

  • @SheisB515
    @SheisB515 5 років тому +82

    Lol why she put my man's on blast like that? That "HELL NO" was on point for the situation 😂😂😂

  • @yellowflash7793
    @yellowflash7793 5 років тому +22

    *"He died doin what he loved....beatin it.." LOL Gold*

  • @paulgowans2679
    @paulgowans2679 5 років тому +21

    You know you made it when you have someone to refresh your beer and lint brush your clothes while you hold a conversation. Salute to Desus and Mero!

  • @sufferationist
    @sufferationist 5 років тому +152

    2:25 Damn did shorty just admit to smashing Desus? He got the look like, "damnit, my boys are here..."

    • @connorcannon4476
      @connorcannon4476 5 років тому +4

      sufferationist yeah

    • @jredbigmouf
      @jredbigmouf 5 років тому +15

      sufferationist I know the answer 🤯

    • @riznellousfactory
      @riznellousfactory 5 років тому +8

      sufferationist true af I didn’t think about that till u said something lol

    • @temitopeshittu9521
      @temitopeshittu9521 5 років тому +5

      Damn. They smashing

    • @nickanderson966
      @nickanderson966 5 років тому +10

      sufferationist fr why she making it hot out here?

  • @HeyitsBri_
    @HeyitsBri_ 5 років тому +35

    "Desus, I know the answer, but do you sleep naked?" 👀 Julia makin it hot on air and everything

  • @tiffgibbs_
    @tiffgibbs_ 5 років тому +97

    watching Desus struggle while Mero and Julia talk about white people is hilarious.

  • @connorcannon4476
    @connorcannon4476 5 років тому +108

    Desus got becks(whitegirls) on deck! She knows 2:25

  • @allgemini05
    @allgemini05 5 років тому +37

    Mero looks so cute in long sleeve polos buttoned all the way to the top.

  • @TravisHouze
    @TravisHouze 5 років тому +43

    I’m still convinced Desus and Julia got a thing for each other on the low

  • @thepageofawesome
    @thepageofawesome 5 років тому +226

    Julia knows she watches the game with her MAN Desus at his house after he blows out her back

    • @TuMalditaMadre
      @TuMalditaMadre 5 років тому +14

      He be all like "YEAHHHHHHH YOU LIKE THIS BIG DICK ENERGY, RIGHT MA?"

  • @TheDeven1000
    @TheDeven1000 5 років тому +51

    I love these guys man. So much chemistry

  • @MrKeni420
    @MrKeni420 5 років тому +149

    Winnie the Pooh, is the best way to sleep

  • @leftwardshinobi4773
    @leftwardshinobi4773 5 років тому +35

    Yo! I really appreciate the shows before the show

  • @robinsonshe06
    @robinsonshe06 5 років тому +34

    Lmao @ “the Bronx dream” - no shoes on talking wild spicy to the cops😂

  • @MonoahMono
    @MonoahMono 5 років тому +22

    The only reason I’d renew my showtime subscription

  • @PhrAntoine
    @PhrAntoine 5 років тому +5

    They play off each other so well. Desus is so quick with his wit and Mero is rapid fire

  • @drewhenni2277
    @drewhenni2277 5 років тому +8

    Mero got that Barney Rubble laugh 😂

  • @PurposeandFlow2891
    @PurposeandFlow2891 4 роки тому +7

    “ He saw cocktail, he didn’t see Jack Reacher” 😂

  • @brotherdandy
    @brotherdandy 5 років тому +21

    Showtime should’ve gotten you a PJ. This brand deserves Gulfstream love.🛩

  • @trehoward4596
    @trehoward4596 5 років тому +7

    I can't tell you guys how much i appreciate these warm ups .

  • @Timmy2Dope
    @Timmy2Dope 5 років тому +62

    I bet Desus has seen where Julia lives 🤔😉😂

    • @sancam8554
      @sancam8554 5 років тому +1

      you forgot the 😉 emoji...😁😁🤣..my bad i see it..im reading too fast

  • @ifeelsuperhuman
    @ifeelsuperhuman Рік тому +2

    DAMN!! Watching this post breakup with Desus in LA, HITS DIFFERENT!!!

  • @koco23
    @koco23 Рік тому +1

    "he gone off that scientology" LMFAOOOOOO Desus is everything 😅💞

  • @charmsz566
    @charmsz566 5 років тому +85

    Yo, first thing i see as the video started was Desus rubbing his arms i thought he was lotioning up after last week lol 💨💨💨

  • @carlosmonster66
    @carlosmonster66 5 років тому +36

    Desus and Julia SMASHIN

  • @krystalnettles751
    @krystalnettles751 5 років тому +31

    It’s Julia’s instant pot and two drawers

  • @mshalls7614
    @mshalls7614 5 років тому +9

    No one is tryna rob Mero with that piece in his hands 😂😂😂

  • @ewheelz21
    @ewheelz21 5 років тому +9

    I died laughing 😂 when Desus said mero was on his Winnie the Poohbear shit

  • @nataliefreeman5237
    @nataliefreeman5237 5 років тому +48

    julia has grown on me

    • @douglasjackson9469
      @douglasjackson9469 5 років тому +4

      Idk what she looks like but I'm feeling her for some reason 🤣

    • @deanwinchester8042
      @deanwinchester8042 5 років тому

      Douglas Jackson Ig: okjulia. You tell me...

    • @nataliefreeman5237
      @nataliefreeman5237 5 років тому +3

      Douglas Jackson she’s basic looking but i like her sense of humor

    • @douglasjackson9469
      @douglasjackson9469 5 років тому +2

      @@deanwinchester8042 not what I was hoping for lol not bad but it was better left to the imagination. I appreciate you though.

    • @douglasjackson9469
      @douglasjackson9469 5 років тому

      @@nataliefreeman5237 agreed

  • @Ahmedaphor
    @Ahmedaphor 5 років тому +3

    “On some Winnie the Poo Shit”
    😂🤣🤣😂

  • @on2wheels378
    @on2wheels378 5 років тому +10

    Be funny if Desus heard Mero's ringtone was "Beat It" when a call comes in...

  • @adrianking5718
    @adrianking5718 5 років тому +3

    "This is the temperature my parents' house be in the winter" FACTS! I felt that in my soul LMAO

  • @teadoroguapo6890
    @teadoroguapo6890 5 років тому +5

    Mero getting husky 😂😂😂
    Eating good Papi

  • @outlawxtreme
    @outlawxtreme 5 років тому +28

    “...Tom Cruise, Tom cruise, tom cruise....” 5:48

    • @gordonshumway6128
      @gordonshumway6128 5 років тому +7

      I think think that I'm Tom Cruise Tom Cruise Tom Cruise.. but bitch I'm bobby with that tool, I got that bow, run up on em act a fool

  • @bsimms583
    @bsimms583 5 років тому +39

    Whose mans is Mero? Haha

  • @geddie5150
    @geddie5150 5 років тому +30

    Winnie The Pooh!😝🤣

  • @8Jud3
    @8Jud3 5 років тому +12

    Okay make-up people---seriously lady, I didn't spot any lint on Mero's cap,CRIKEY!😂

  • @TheAtaraxy
    @TheAtaraxy 5 років тому +50

    Tom Cruise Tom Cruise Tom Cruise

    • @gordonshumway6128
      @gordonshumway6128 5 років тому +13

      But bitch I'm Bobby with that tool

    • @TheRealBlkBuchona
      @TheRealBlkBuchona 5 років тому +2

      I was searching for this lol😂😂

    • @adrianking5718
      @adrianking5718 5 років тому

      Scrolled much further than I thought I'd have to in order to find this reference, but it was well worth it LOL

  • @zack2thafuture
    @zack2thafuture 5 років тому +2

    Their chemistry is off the charts

  • @dominiccarter7517
    @dominiccarter7517 5 років тому +1

    "My bread slices" that line had a nigga cackling laughing

  • @Mrruidiaz
    @Mrruidiaz 5 років тому +36

    Justin getting washed

    • @willlloyd7762
      @willlloyd7762 5 років тому +4

      Absolutely. I whole heartedly agree that Tom Cruise would molly wop the Biebs

  • @shanafehr
    @shanafehr 2 роки тому +2

    "Desus I know the answer..." Jajajaja I've seen this a millions times and it's the first time I caught it. Damn! Julia... I hear you girl!

  • @britneypeebles9529
    @britneypeebles9529 5 років тому +8

    He went back for another look haha

  • @gabrielgonzales3279
    @gabrielgonzales3279 5 років тому +2

    Desus and Mero dressed like the kids at school who got swirlies lol

  • @freshbluntsbywinny
    @freshbluntsbywinny 5 років тому +7

    Being barefoot in bookings is WILD

  • @joeypellegrino4629
    @joeypellegrino4629 5 років тому +4

    "tom cruise tom cruise tom cruise tom cruise " I caught this bobby schmurda reference

  • @cody1964
    @cody1964 5 років тому +17

    julia needs some screen time

  • @owlie14
    @owlie14 5 років тому +31

    Julia is the unofficial sidekick of Desus & Mero...

    • @TravisHouze
      @TravisHouze 5 років тому +1

      Andre Clemons official*

    • @elreydelmundo1343
      @elreydelmundo1343 5 років тому +8

      Damn, you just gonna do my man Victor like that?

  • @chelseadillon2268
    @chelseadillon2268 5 років тому +7

    Real shit my husband spotted Paul Giamatti on the train in NYC! I thought he was smiling at me from afar. But really we got off on his stop. He took a pic with my husband. Then disappeared like Batman.

    • @NIIIIQQ
      @NIIIIQQ 5 років тому +1

      Chelsea this is neither the time nor the place.

    • @thejuicyjayjj279
      @thejuicyjayjj279 5 років тому

      @@NIIIIQQ 🤣🤣🤣

  • @floreserik656
    @floreserik656 5 років тому +14

    Why desus fronting like he cold when it's the smokey pack getting to him

  • @traviswooten5872
    @traviswooten5872 5 років тому +2

    These pre show warmups are so great.

  • @ladyspookums
    @ladyspookums 4 роки тому +1

    I don't know why but Julia saying "my bread slices" is hilarious to me

  • @danitapia8881
    @danitapia8881 4 роки тому +2

    You're right it's ali larter but shes from the final destination movie, except she was a brunette in that one

  • @TheCoolerChannel
    @TheCoolerChannel 5 років тому +5

    Shout to mero knowing Ali Larter that’s a deep one

  • @_MasterKe
    @_MasterKe Рік тому +1

    Man I miss this show! 😂🤦🏽‍♂️

  • @joshuanashid7
    @joshuanashid7 5 років тому +4

    Desus forgot to mention, that it was lotion on the dresse r & crumbled up paper towels on the floor.

  • @lguzman8081
    @lguzman8081 5 років тому +3

    "Powerhouse performance" LMFAO

  • @dianehoward1549
    @dianehoward1549 5 років тому +4

    Desus and Mero gonna get the used Game of Thrones pj after this😁

  • @DDoggy1224
    @DDoggy1224 5 років тому +2

    Yooooo this is the Desus and Mero I love lol

  • @c0wboys4life
    @c0wboys4life 5 років тому +4

    Yea they truly best friends after that experience 😂😂😂

  • @Smkbig
    @Smkbig 5 років тому +14

    "There's a garbage train in NY Subways?", said the guy from LA

    • @marctouss1862
      @marctouss1862 5 років тому +1

      yeah there is... and i know that feeling they're talking about..

  • @alphadialainchar8533
    @alphadialainchar8533 5 років тому +16

    yoooo that edit at 6:57 is MAAAAD sus

  • @BinWylin
    @BinWylin 5 років тому +21

    Can we see julia

    • @owlie14
      @owlie14 5 років тому +7

      She used to appear on the show back when they were on Viceland

    • @angels5010
      @angels5010 5 років тому +5

      She’s usually on Wild N Out

    • @BinWylin
      @BinWylin 5 років тому +2

      Andre Clemons i knew that was her voice!

    • @danasweeklypicks5033
      @danasweeklypicks5033 5 років тому

      some average jewish girl

    • @carlosmonster66
      @carlosmonster66 5 років тому

      Okjulia on instagram

  • @adamjohnson5307
    @adamjohnson5307 5 років тому +3

    Clearly u have The General as your insurance 😂

  • @bandilen7598
    @bandilen7598 5 років тому +2

    😹😹😹why did she say "in my home" like that

  • @msbabycakes79
    @msbabycakes79 5 років тому +5

    What happened to the Boston Bruins Brawl video?

    • @Mrruidiaz
      @Mrruidiaz 5 років тому +1

      Its for later for sure

  • @Word_Wise_Woman
    @Word_Wise_Woman 4 роки тому +2

    I love the warmups 😂 sidenote they actually did remake single white female it was called the roommate. I’m only mentioning this because I’m the young boul who said dis shit crazy and was challenged by an ol head dat said it was nothin new but a remake of the first crazy classic 😂🤣🤣🤣
    Live and ya learn 😎

  • @aaronbrieno8452
    @aaronbrieno8452 5 років тому +10

    My boy Kid Mero eating 🍽 good with this Showtime money 💵!! He lookin like he put on 30lbs 😂😂

    • @VRBLNSLT
      @VRBLNSLT 5 років тому

      Just give it a few more months... they'll be wheeling him in.. 😂

    • @rantsandfaves
      @rantsandfaves 5 років тому +1

      @@VRBLNSLT Wow thats fucked up!

    • @finished6267
      @finished6267 4 роки тому

      All muscle. Because the brand is STRONG.

  • @antgal9467
    @antgal9467 5 років тому +18

    Yo! Makeup girl got them yams though! What up ma?!

  • @MrPyrex609
    @MrPyrex609 5 років тому +5

    mero with aime leon dore shirt

  • @ericataylor9714
    @ericataylor9714 4 роки тому

    Desus & Mero + The Basement Yard.. 2 totally different kinds of NYC humor & it needs to happen please & thanks

  • @B.G.Bandit
    @B.G.Bandit 5 років тому +7

    Damn my man mero Sitting down some type of way :19

  • @pearlejam7115
    @pearlejam7115 5 років тому +1

    Mero rockin the Ernie from Sesame Street shirt lol

  • @zo62
    @zo62 5 років тому +6

    That’s a chapelle bit

  • @WilliamCarterII
    @WilliamCarterII 4 роки тому +1

    We dont have a garbage train but we have the tests trains "This is a test train, do not attempt to board"

  • @manuginobilisbaldspot424
    @manuginobilisbaldspot424 5 років тому +5

    Welp, that Raptors prediction was off...

  • @TrinidadCardonaOfficial
    @TrinidadCardonaOfficial 5 років тому +1

    Where the podcast at lmao

  • @epramos6800
    @epramos6800 5 років тому +11

    After 2AM it's dull because that's the 'killing time or beat you so bad they take you to the hospital time' for the LAPD.
    Also Scientology and the Nation of Islam are united... look it up.

  • @ALynn
    @ALynn 5 років тому

    The lint roller on Mero hat I’m weakkkkkk

  • @ToroidalVortexLove
    @ToroidalVortexLove 5 років тому +1

    WHATS POPPIN? YOU GONNA ROB ME? YOU GON ROB ME? LMFAO

  • @phillupjohnson7902
    @phillupjohnson7902 5 років тому +1

    They so smart it's nuts

  • @laminediallo9014
    @laminediallo9014 5 років тому +2

    Where can I buy Mero’s hat?

  • @LiveLoveLaugh_44
    @LiveLoveLaugh_44 5 років тому +1

    Lol my bread slices

  • @agent_JorDi
    @agent_JorDi 5 років тому

    Waiting for the bus only for it to skip your stop😂😂😂😂😂in the fucking snow😂😂😂 can’t get that no where else

  • @Kalinbuggs
    @Kalinbuggs 5 років тому +1

    5:48 I’m dead
    BUT IM BOBBY WITH THE TOOLS

  • @guapothakidd5114
    @guapothakidd5114 5 років тому +3

    that crowd was not geeking bruh

  • @riznellousfactory
    @riznellousfactory 5 років тому +3

    Damn I need showtime I miss this show on vice 😔

  • @kaskmung
    @kaskmung 5 років тому +3

    Mero with the 6ix9ine polo

  • @alexsmith2014
    @alexsmith2014 3 роки тому

    That fool mero know he was only pretending to be asleep when desus came in 😂

  • @warnutztheloser
    @warnutztheloser 5 років тому +1

    Ya show julia