MoistCr1TiKaL, I didn't want to go to war, but... - Off The Rails #55

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  • @alextaboas9199
    @alextaboas9199 Рік тому +13674

    I hate the way the crew infantized Teddy by only talking to him about Dinosaurs, why didn’t they ask him about the political and economic state of the world rn?

    • @yeastnecklace
      @yeastnecklace Рік тому +556

      fr little man is clearly on the level of an astrophysics professor

    • @mh2120
      @mh2120 Рік тому +732

      I think Teddy might've had a clause in his contract to avoid tough questions like that. Like, c'mon. TALK ABOUT THE ALLEGATIONS

    • @HyperManic1000
      @HyperManic1000 Рік тому +69

      This is underrated

    • @wiwi6049
      @wiwi6049 Рік тому +262

      You can see it in his eyes, how he really just wants to be treated as the quantum physicist he is. The crew really just gaslit, infantalized and manipulated him 😢😭🤬😡

    • @Myluz12
      @Myluz12 Рік тому +34

      I don't know, a person in pursuit of knowledge would probably be better off studying the mysteries of history, the vastness of space and analyze paradoxes than just spend most of their time on the "political and economic state of the world" right now. I say "GO DINOSAURS!" for little Teddy. 😆

  • @InfoSecIntel
    @InfoSecIntel Рік тому +4378

    Yall literally need to build a chair for Ethan that launches him backwards when you press a button

    • @coraf2728
      @coraf2728 Рік тому +91

      underrated comment lmao

    • @mellybean1718
      @mellybean1718 Рік тому +157

      🤣🤣🤣 "We should go to this building and B💥💥💥💥 *sound of Ethan flying through the air*"

    • @RamonaMariaa
      @RamonaMariaa Рік тому +5

      @@mellybean1718 lmaaoooo

    • @steph.o0
      @steph.o0 Рік тому +7

      The dub chair

    • @SurfingBirdish
      @SurfingBirdish Рік тому +122

      The yeet seat

  • @lmariebible
    @lmariebible Рік тому +671

    Teddy's little whisper "hi daddy" melted my ice cold heart lol. How sweet are he and Bruce.

  • @beagle9662
    @beagle9662 Рік тому +765

    i love how ethan talks to teddy like he’s an adult, aside from it being good for development it’s also really funny to watch ethan interview him

    • @beagle9662
      @beagle9662 Рік тому +15

      hey child me, may i ask why you made your user “beagle”? and while we’re here why am i just noticing as an adult?

    • @Choco861
      @Choco861 Рік тому +1

      @@beagle9662 😂😂😂

    • @emiliaamanda8505
      @emiliaamanda8505 Рік тому +15

      it's so great to watch people talk to young kids like adults, it enhances their vocabulary like if you were to baby talk to a child until they turn 5 they won't be very well spoken!

    • @Sneeezzyy
      @Sneeezzyy 11 місяців тому

      i would run away if i were that kid. look at these people...Jesus what a freak show

    • @MagentaDinosaurs
      @MagentaDinosaurs 11 місяців тому +5

      @@Sneeezzyy Being a freak is fun, 10/10 would recommend.

  • @luniette
    @luniette Рік тому +2140

    Teddy calling Hila Ethans mom is so funny to me even he thinks she’s his caretaker HAHA

  • @tesstrainor3572
    @tesstrainor3572 Рік тому +1828

    I remember when Hila and Ethan were going through IVF and how Ethan was so paranoid that they would switch his sperm. There’s no denying that’s Ethan’s son! He’s a straight up clone!

    • @sadiessupermommy
      @sadiessupermommy Рік тому +54

      they didn’t actually go through IVF, he was just using that as an analogy as if it were to happen 😅 they DID do fertility treatments which can be similar in ways, they mentioned it on a recent pod episode after someone donated and made a mention about their own IVF journey.

    • @1Rekuiem
      @1Rekuiem Рік тому +8

      Most parasocial comment that has actually somehow been upvoted. Please seek help.

    • @ScubaMagic
      @ScubaMagic Рік тому +11

      @@1Rekuiem lmaooo you don't know what parasocial means.

    • @Donirexian
      @Donirexian Рік тому +49

      @@1Rekuiem Explain

    • @januszkurahenowski2860
      @januszkurahenowski2860 Рік тому +114

      @@1Rekuiem I don't think you fully understand the meaning of that word

  • @thea.-
    @thea.- Рік тому +476

    Dan "taking notes" on what Theodore was saying about dinos was so endearing. Teddy is so smart and cute Ethan seems like a sweet dad 💞

  • @evilcat333
    @evilcat333 Рік тому +285

    “…and so, do you think a triceratops would be afraid of a t-rex?” I LOVE HOW ETHAN IS INTERVIEWING TEDDY LIKE ANOTHER GUEST AHAHAHHAHA

  • @rohanchintarlapalli415
    @rohanchintarlapalli415 Рік тому +738

    My favorite crew member is Teddy. Teddy would NEVER ditch Gabe. Truly a stand up guy unlike his fellow employees. One of the MANY reasons he’s my favorite.
    Also B’AB killed it today on the soundboard

  • @olivia1151
    @olivia1151 Рік тому +904

    the bruce content was just wholesome to sit and witness. and maybe my family just sucks, but the way ethan was interacting with teddy was so sweet and showed genuine interest in his thoughts.
    NUMBA 1 DAD

    • @chelseas.horizon2222
      @chelseas.horizon2222 Рік тому +50

      I really loved it. You could tell he would easily spend hours listening to what Teddy had to say. Meanwhile my dad would not talk to me until I was like 20 because he thought young people only had meaningless things to say 🤣

    • @extrasagrada
      @extrasagrada Рік тому +12

      @@chelseas.horizon2222 damn! his loss girl

    • @Peter_739
      @Peter_739 Рік тому +4

      Yeah, nobody talks to kids like this in our family and frankly even I can't do it. I like that it's not always the case.

    • @shannonrickard8605
      @shannonrickard8605 Рік тому +14

      Sometimes talking to very young kids is maddening, but if you really listen to them, through the pausing, stuttering, repeating and jabbering, they can say some really interesting and profound things, if not interesting and profound, at least hilarious

    • @stinkbutt3121
      @stinkbutt3121 Рік тому +7

      @@shannonrickard8605 This is true! We always talked to my siblings like little adults and my youngest brother who is now 7, talks and uses words i don’t even use lol! In our case it so helped them be able to express their feelings/boundaries/selves clearly! 💜

  • @Kelulaclimbs
    @Kelulaclimbs Рік тому +511

    As a former JW when Ethan said “who tf is Jehovah and wtf did he witness” killed me 😂😂 like same bro I don’t even know and I grew up a witness😂

    • @thiccolascage8180
      @thiccolascage8180 Рік тому +29

      Not a Jehovas Witness, but I believe Jehova is another name for God, and to "witness" is to strictly walk God's path. I had a few friends of that practice growing up, and that was my take away, from what they explained. To be fair, it never interested me in the slightest, so I never bothered learning about it. We would just call our parties "gettogethers" and never said anything was a celebration. That way, those friends I mentioned, would get to participate.

    • @kells9k
      @kells9k Рік тому +5

      When I witnessed Jehovah he told me u needed to somf and wiggle

    • @Kelulaclimbs
      @Kelulaclimbs Рік тому +9

      @@thiccolascage8180 yes you’re completely right! I did know this since I grew up a witness, but more just added on to the joke. You are a good friend for doing that, I was forced not to go to things bc my friends didn’t pick up on that and everything was a celebration. And now I don’t even care for the religion at all so it’s like I missed out on those things for no reason.

    • @nosebleedpuddle
      @nosebleedpuddle Рік тому +9

      @@Kelulaclimbs Funny you say this, I had a friend who's whole family is JW and only in the last few years (he's mid 40s) had he started to question. since asking questions, they've completely excommunicated him and want nothing to do with it. There are basic thing he's missed out on in terms of education also and how that deep routed lessons learnt can't seem to add up for him. He's much happier though.

    • @Kelulaclimbs
      @Kelulaclimbs Рік тому +6

      @@nosebleedpuddle yes I am lucky enough that I started to question it as a teenager and then was fully put by mid highschool, so I can still enjoy things now and I wasn’t to kept out of touch w the world like your friend was. Only thing is I never look forward to holidays even now with my friends and family that aren’t JW, I still participate but I would rather not. But has nothing to do with the religion I just wasn’t raised to like holidays.

  • @tariqfromsudan
    @tariqfromsudan Рік тому +1071

    TIME STAMPS
    Intro: 0:00
    Ethans Thanksgiving thoughts: 4:53
    H3 on the most searched podcasts by state: 11:17
    Ethan is going unbanned on twitter: 20:04
    Gabe Birthday Party Fiasco: 26:18
    Teddy and Bruce are on the Podcast!!!!: 46:14
    Tate Shorts and Charlie D'Amelio Wins Dancing with the Stars : 58:57
    Kaya false claims drama: 1:09:41
    Bruce walking on cam: 1:13:32
    Kaia Drama Continued: 1:17:50
    Hila chimes in 1:26:53
    Moist Critical Talks about the drama: 1:40:25
    Tim Pool L Take about gun shooting: 2:00:37

    • @c.harlotte
      @c.harlotte Рік тому +36

      Thank you

    • @heathersouter2630
      @heathersouter2630 Рік тому +36

      you are a God on earth

    • @Lady_Gandalf
      @Lady_Gandalf Рік тому +106

      i fucking love u. idk why they stopped putting time stamps in the description or wont timestamp the actual videos anymore

    • @heathersouter2630
      @heathersouter2630 Рік тому +21

      @@Lady_Gandalf think it's just not in the description for this week while zachs off

    • @stephaliexoxo
      @stephaliexoxo Рік тому

      This 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

  • @tanikauniacke5119
    @tanikauniacke5119 Рік тому +499

    Olivia's face lighting up whenever the 42nd candles appear cracks me up

    • @RealElongatedMuskrat
      @RealElongatedMuskrat Рік тому +54

      Olivia is the life behind this meme and I love it. She lights up when it happens every time and it always gives me a laugh.

    • @harley-lynn
      @harley-lynn Рік тому +10

      42th*

    • @parkersmith8578
      @parkersmith8578 Рік тому +20

      " it's todaaay" 🤣 it's my favorite

  • @Alicehad3cats
    @Alicehad3cats Рік тому +4456

    Devil works hard, but Dan works harder. Thank you Dan for saving the pod!🎉

    • @michibet1877
      @michibet1877 Рік тому +11

      What they delete?

    • @FGCfoof
      @FGCfoof Рік тому +74

      @@michibet1877 apparently ethan made another b-word joke directed at vatican city?

    • @jkatttt1699
      @jkatttt1699 Рік тому +126

      What Ethan said was based af. And also clearly parody. And also very funny.

    • @mr.resistance4015
      @mr.resistance4015 Рік тому +2

      This devils workday,
      Great song! 🎵

    • @C0ACHMAYNE
      @C0ACHMAYNE Рік тому +14

      nope he is said bombing again cya guys in a week

  • @jesscoronado2175
    @jesscoronado2175 Рік тому +673

    Brucy is literally a mini Ethan, big eyes and everything. I cannot handle such cuteness.

    • @rottenink
      @rottenink Рік тому +13

      Him and Teddy are the only ones who can put Ethan’s hairline in danger

  • @alliiiiiiiiii
    @alliiiiiiiiii Рік тому +153

    Teddy saying he wants to do the podcast with Ethan 😭😭 also major props for Ethan and hila for protecting their sons privacy!!🤍🤍

    • @Kelulaclimbs
      @Kelulaclimbs Рік тому +26

      @@pickle961 they show them as a baby but once they are like a toddler and you can actually tell what they gonna look like they stop showing them, that’s what they did w teddy and now Bruce

  • @Vii1iiii
    @Vii1iiii Рік тому +5613

    Dan deserves a monumental raise for everything he does, there’s no producer in this industry like him

    • @a1yssaa
      @a1yssaa Рік тому +32

      Seriously 😂

    • @caitypoo.
      @caitypoo. Рік тому +31

      WAN

    • @nathanwho1384
      @nathanwho1384 Рік тому +11

      And all he had to do was be a yes man and ride the wave all the way down lmao. Such a hero.

    • @CoNiCuZn
      @CoNiCuZn Рік тому +47

      But what about Jamie from the Joe Rohan Experience? Sometimes he looks things up on Google when they ask him to…..

    • @tresnugget
      @tresnugget Рік тому +7

      @@Kigoz4Life because that's his entire job. He doesn't do any with even the cameras aren't rolling. /S

  • @BEELZEBEATT
    @BEELZEBEATT Рік тому +529

    teddy is INSANELY well spoken and smart for a three year old holy cow!! im pretty sure when i was three my head was as empty as a balloon

    • @user-bv6fh7nk8g6x
      @user-bv6fh7nk8g6x Рік тому +11

      I was sticking pencils up my nose!

    • @RamonaMariaa
      @RamonaMariaa Рік тому

      Lmaooo

    • @adMOnished1
      @adMOnished1 Рік тому +21

      Dude. That boy blew me the fuck away. He's so articulate and smart! How the heck does this kid know Argentinasaurus?!?!?!?! So brilliant! So sharp!!! These children are incredible!

    • @wumbojet
      @wumbojet Рік тому

      @@adMOnished1 i probably knew about a lot of specific dinosaur names when I was like 5-6, that's insanely impressive

    • @icedmf
      @icedmf Рік тому

      It’s giving pedo

  • @intothevoid10
    @intothevoid10 Рік тому +80

    I’m absolutely screaming at “what is daddy’s favorite food” “daddy food”

  • @_ch3
    @_ch3 Рік тому +65

    The scream I scrumpt when Bruce and Theodore showed up 😭😭😭 I thought someone was bringing one of the dogs to Ethan but it was so much better than I could’ve ever expected 😭😭😭

  • @carleyvollrath
    @carleyvollrath Рік тому +384

    Omg Bruce is literally just Ethan but a baby. He is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen. 😭😭😭

  • @neekkennedy
    @neekkennedy Рік тому +3882

    What a lovely episode where nothing bad happens

    • @neekkennedy
      @neekkennedy Рік тому +146

      w dan

    • @cabbageman7990
      @cabbageman7990 Рік тому +124

      Ethan went unleashed. Dan cleans up as per usual.

    • @GIAssasin
      @GIAssasin Рік тому +44

      Yeah, just wholesome family vibes

    • @jamesszoer7698
      @jamesszoer7698 Рік тому +11

      @@cabbageman7990 what did he say

    • @brunomillalaf8553
      @brunomillalaf8553 Рік тому +152

      @@jamesszoer7698 and old timey joke about the Vatican

  • @AwkwardAnnual
    @AwkwardAnnual Рік тому +107

    Seeing Ethan be a dad is just so beautiful ❤️ Teddy and Bruce on the pod is probably the highlight of the year… When Theodore said he wants to do the podcast when he grows up I died 😂 what a cutie

  • @arianna602
    @arianna602 Рік тому +117

    Just burst into tears when the kids came home and hearing Teddy say hi. My four-year-old daughter is spending the holiday with her dad all week. And although I am totally fine with that because we celebrated ours a few weeks ago, just hearing that sweet voice kicked me in the feels.

  • @gbott3921
    @gbott3921 Рік тому +2171

    Ethan learning about Shangela is one small step closer to having Trixie and Katya on the show

    • @sheketrow
      @sheketrow Рік тому +98

      YESSSS I need that 😭

    • @sarajean3919
      @sarajean3919 Рік тому +57

      Yeeesssss! They are so funny!

    • @sarahmann8137
      @sarahmann8137 Рік тому +74

      That would be UNREAL AWESOME CONTENT MY GOD

    • @LynKayx
      @LynKayx Рік тому +52

      That'd be the best episode everrrr I love them together can't imagine how much funnier it'd be with Ethan in the mix 😂

    • @cleanweasel3805
      @cleanweasel3805 Рік тому +35

      This comment needs more attention

  • @sakura0055
    @sakura0055 Рік тому +399

    Dan taking notes while Theodore gives dinosaur facts was so precious. Such a wholesome time, they both are such good kids, props to Ethan and Hila, this was too cute :)

  • @user-qb5dd6lq2p
    @user-qb5dd6lq2p Рік тому +72

    Dan pretending to take notes when Teddy was talking about dinosaurs killed me lmaooo

  • @alexisjost6113
    @alexisjost6113 Рік тому +111

    I took my little sister to an all ages drag brunch a few years ago. It was definitely targeted for families to bring their kids, and all the performances centered around loving yourself and being true to yourself. All great messages for children, wrapped up in drag performers in colorful, fun outfits and costumes. My sister is now 16, and it is definitely a favorite memory of ours.
    Obviously, not all “all ages” shows are family centered, but it’s so outlandish to equate a drag brunch with grooming children. It’s so sickening and heartbreaking that there are such extremely sick people out there that want to harm the community. Especially based off of insanely incorrect and icky assumptions.

    • @bobbyloblaw9794
      @bobbyloblaw9794 Рік тому +3

      Great comment! Conservatives love to pretend that these drag shows are just queens in skimpy clothes twerking for toddlers, when it’s really just about love and acceptance.

  • @suhasinishantharam9337
    @suhasinishantharam9337 Рік тому +567

    52:36 Dan writing down dinosaur knowledge from Teddy was so funny

    • @hypokratesthehypocrite3513
      @hypokratesthehypocrite3513 Рік тому +33

      Dan is gonna be the royal scribe to the next hairline king King Ted

    • @Loading0.0
      @Loading0.0 Рік тому +2

    • @idakev
      @idakev Рік тому +13

      @@hypokratesthehypocrite3513 Dan can be his Royal Hand. "[Littlefinger voice] I served your father diligently for many years, your grace, and I am pre-emptively advising you too to avoid mentioning ... explosives."
      "[Theodore turns to Dan] ...Brachiosaurus ..."
      "True that, your grace. Being a king is like being the tallest dinosaur, looking above the herd to lead the way. Write that down, AB."
      "... But Argentinosaurus is da tallest ..."
      "👀I stand corrected."

    • @under-._.-score
      @under-._.-score Рік тому +1

      Wholesome as hell

    • @livewiiiiire
      @livewiiiiire Рік тому +5

      Dan is Bruce's Alfred

  • @monicagracee
    @monicagracee Рік тому +1793

    it’s so humanizing to see ethan with his kids. i sometimes get so wrapped up in the show and the lore i forget he has a whole ass, full and happy life outside of the channel. he seems like such a great dad, would’ve loved to have one like him growing up.

    • @danichesney1876
      @danichesney1876 Рік тому +94

      He seems to have very good morals about fatherhood. Wish more men in the world thought like he did when it comes to being a dad. Simply 🌟 don't abandon them

    • @rabbitdude
      @rabbitdude Рік тому +11

      I, too, tend to forget he has a whole ass.

    • @ReadingFanatic14
      @ReadingFanatic14 Рік тому +15

      I agree but i’m over him saying he doesn’t go out only because he has kids. Its like bro, u wouldn’t have gone even if u didn’t have kids. Legit excuses lol

    • @ktyy777
      @ktyy777 Рік тому +10

      ikrrr my mom watched this with me and kept telling me how nice of a father she thinks Ethan is

    • @ReadingFanatic14
      @ReadingFanatic14 Рік тому +3

      @@siiiiiuu7 Im 29. Just old and unaware over here. I totally understand what you mean though, and that’s extremely valid but it honestly depends. Ive worked for a designer in the past and we have gone to events and had drinks but nothing unprofessional or crazy ever happened so its still doable and Ethan crosses a lot of uncomfortable lines with his crew, deff not a standard corporate job by any means and everything always seems chill. With that being said, I don’t think thats the reason tho, or maybe it is? But stop with the kid excuse, say something else cause he makes it sound like parents just can’t and they most definitely can. I genuinely believe he thinks that narrative his true and its just not. The man has a nanny, he’s already in the lead compared to most.

  • @milkteamachine
    @milkteamachine Рік тому +736

    Below average men calling Hila ugly will never get old lol

    • @1-2-4-0
      @1-2-4-0 Рік тому +43

      Well... she is

    • @jjm0537
      @jjm0537 Рік тому +56

      @@1-2-4-0 69 comments on this channel

    • @1-2-4-0
      @1-2-4-0 Рік тому +12

      @@jjm0537 congrats, you learned how to count

    • @jjm0537
      @jjm0537 Рік тому +32

      @@1-2-4-0 Thanks. I'm proud of myself.

    • @1-2-4-0
      @1-2-4-0 Рік тому +5

      @@jjm0537 aight

  • @justjoules5615
    @justjoules5615 Рік тому +54

    I love how teddy has no idea that he’s saying hello to 800,000 people.

  • @riellewins8890
    @riellewins8890 Рік тому +606

    Dan taking notes during Teddy’s dinosaur facts was hands down the best part of this episode

  • @LottieDeLuscious
    @LottieDeLuscious Рік тому +177

    Dan "taking notes" on the dinosaurs was too precious

  • @sophdoeslife
    @sophdoeslife Рік тому +209

    stop the segment with teddy and bruce was the most wholesome thing 🥹🥹🥹

  • @PetraYlenius
    @PetraYlenius Рік тому +64

    Okay I NEVER heard of a "frontloader" before and I genuinely got taught by Teddy lol

  • @_parrylarry_
    @_parrylarry_ Рік тому +279

    ethan: gushing his heart out about how much he loves the podcast and how special and important it is for him
    also ethan: narrowly evading another Incident by virtue of W Dan's noble actions

  • @DiamondDogs92
    @DiamondDogs92 Рік тому +1384

    Honestly, the part with Bruce and Teddy was so fucking wholesome. I love seeing Ethan being an amazing father. ❤

    • @tensinkano6888
      @tensinkano6888 Рік тому

      Lololololol he’s a complete trash human

    • @DiamondDogs92
      @DiamondDogs92 Рік тому

      @@tensinkano6888 why are you watching again?

  • @hannahe.5325
    @hannahe.5325 Рік тому +34

    Dan immediately saying "No, no no- steer him away!" When Teddy says he wants to do the podcast when he gets older. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 53:35

  • @ollycup1
    @ollycup1 Рік тому +15

    "Hi Daddy" "hi sweetheart I love you" 😭 I can't help but tear up omg sooooo sweet, Ethan is such an amazing father 💖

  • @milenabianca9787
    @milenabianca9787 Рік тому +446

    Omg Bruce is like a teeny tiny Ethan he’s so cute!! His little face when he was walking along he looked so pleased with himself

    • @Etticos.
      @Etticos. Рік тому +37

      The genes for Donna’s eyes are strongggg

    • @milenabianca9787
      @milenabianca9787 Рік тому +14

      @@Etticos. I know she’s so pretty though anyone who doesn’t see Donna in Ethan is bugging.

    • @Etticos.
      @Etticos. Рік тому

      @@milenabianca9787 facts

  • @parkervaughan7262
    @parkervaughan7262 Рік тому +802

    "The more men call me ugly, I get more powerful"
    Hila is such an inspiration!

    • @kyle2095
      @kyle2095 Рік тому +5

      At changing her hair yeah she's an inspiration

    • @lottie1163
      @lottie1163 Рік тому +11

      @@dieauferstehung they're thriving, successful, happy, and have a beautiful family. you clearly don't have any of that lmao. sorry your dad doesn't love you tho x

    • @dieauferstehung
      @dieauferstehung Рік тому

      @@lottie1163 my dad loves me, but i guess your dad left you as you are a feminist, no man likes women that encourage sex work sorry, a true man dont want his daughter to fail in life like u did. failure

    • @gabriellagarcia3996
      @gabriellagarcia3996 Рік тому +3

      @@dieauferstehung i'm so attracted to ethan and i wouldn't mind looking like hila either lol u just have bad taste

    • @lottie1163
      @lottie1163 Рік тому +2

      @@dieauferstehung
      oh so your mom doesn't love you either? sorry about that :( x

  • @bxthani5861
    @bxthani5861 Рік тому +55

    bruce walking to ethan almost made me cry 🥹 seeing ethan and hila go from where they started to being parents right before our eyes, i can’t even describe how i feel

    • @Lucia-ct2sj
      @Lucia-ct2sj Рік тому

      That's how I felt watching them, I was literally smiling all the time the kids appeared and I cried a little too. Idk why they made me feel so emotional but I just love ethan and hila and the whole crew so much and I'm happy to see them happy ❤❤❤

    • @madoc1
      @madoc1 Рік тому

      @@Lucia-ct2sjEthan is a washed up clown and liar

  • @maryamaa7054
    @maryamaa7054 Рік тому +46

    Trevor and Michael were the highlight of this episode 😭💙

  • @Heather420
    @Heather420 Рік тому +485

    Super cute seeing Ethan be a proud dad, you can see the joy in his eyes when he's talking about his boys

    • @TheVanderbone
      @TheVanderbone Рік тому +21

      I was listening live when the boys came on and it made me so happy. Hearing Ethan hype up Theodore for knowing so much about dinosaurs was only beat by the little guy answering every question easily.

    • @DerpMuse
      @DerpMuse Рік тому +11

      Hearing Teddy talk about dinos reminded me of myself as a kid. I had a huge dino phase too. I was 8 when Jurassic park came out and had the toys. Good memories.

    • @dangerousd1312
      @dangerousd1312 Рік тому +10

      the mini interview of teddy was amazing lol

    • @hellohaveaniceday2705
      @hellohaveaniceday2705 Рік тому +5

      Literally that segment made me so damn happy. It made me think about my future of being a father and my past as a child. And knowing Ethan is such an awesome father made me so happy. I just love when people are amazing parents. Then the whole cast all smiling and cheering man i was not ready for this wholesomeness, im crying rn

  • @2002bubblebutt
    @2002bubblebutt Рік тому +142

    Teddy and Bruce making an appearance absolutely just made my year that was so adorable

  • @Pamelalrene
    @Pamelalrene Рік тому +266

    Bruce is one of the cutest baby boys I've ever seen! Those cheeks!!! And those giant eyes...too precious.

    • @BenitoFan760
      @BenitoFan760 Рік тому +7

      So you think Ethan is also cute? 😏

  • @cassandracornwell7595
    @cassandracornwell7595 Рік тому +1384

    Started listening at work through my headphones and decided to wait, got off work and there was NOTHING. Almost cried. The devil works hard, Kris Jenner works harder, But DAN WORKS HARDEST🙏🏻

    • @Loading0.0
      @Loading0.0 Рік тому +34

    • @BrittneeAnne
      @BrittneeAnne Рік тому +43

      I think this is one of my favorite comments ever 😂 adding the Kris Jenner lore was *chefs kiss 💋*

    • @cassandracornwell7595
      @cassandracornwell7595 Рік тому +9

      @@BrittneeAnne Thank you👏🏻 I almost didn't add it, but it felt correct✨

    • @BrittneeAnne
      @BrittneeAnne Рік тому +4

      @@cassandracornwell7595do you know what happened earlier to the episode? I haven’t gotten to the end to see if they happen to say or not I was just watching it earlier when they were still live I was just like 30-60 min behind and I was enjoying my night watching it and all the sudden it just turned off lol

    • @SFO_Gaming
      @SFO_Gaming Рік тому +1

      That never happened

  • @jameswitt8124
    @jameswitt8124 Рік тому +968

    Ethan You’re cutting precious years from Dans life you know…

    • @kylec1590
      @kylec1590 Рік тому +58

      Ethan’s the reason he’s bald

    • @TheVanderbone
      @TheVanderbone Рік тому +66

      “They say when Dan goes on Christmas vacation for two weeks each year he grows a full head of hair back from lack of stress.” -Old fable of Dan the Wizard

    • @Loading0.0
      @Loading0.0 Рік тому +17

      Dans sacrifices don’t go unnoticed

    • @TheVanderbone
      @TheVanderbone Рік тому +8

      @@Loading0.0 W Dan Stan

    • @sarahschouveller1993
      @sarahschouveller1993 Рік тому +1

      @@TheVanderbone 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jarjarbooty600
    @jarjarbooty600 Рік тому +79

    Kids who are into dinosaurs are always super smart. That was awesome him naming all of them and answering Ethan’s questions.

  • @momzillainnova
    @momzillainnova Рік тому +67

    I have lupus and lost all my eyebrows. Seeing Hila looking fly AF with not eyebrows has me soaring right now.!

    • @braco6757
      @braco6757 9 місяців тому +2

      Cursed comment lmao

    • @momzillainnova
      @momzillainnova 9 місяців тому +1

      @@braco6757 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

  • @onlyabdelix
    @onlyabdelix Рік тому +695

    Dan we salute you comrade without you we'd all have 2 weeks of no content during this tough period 👋🏿

  • @Konnordawg
    @Konnordawg Рік тому +419

    The 42nd birthday gag is HILARIOUS, actually, Mr. Ethan Party-Pooper Klein. Freaking HILARIOUS. The way Ian literally read his mind was the most iconic thing I’ve ever witnessed. I love it.

    • @klinkclang
      @klinkclang Рік тому +10

      He knows it's funny. He's playing it up to make the joke funnier. If Ethan just agreed that he was 42 there would be no joke.🤦🏻

    • @2.3bviews64
      @2.3bviews64 Рік тому +3

      It’s almost like it’s almost like that’s the whole point

  • @JennaEmbers
    @JennaEmbers Рік тому +21

    dan, thank you for objecting even when it’s not cool or popular. ethan is hilarious but he needs your voice of reason so much. it can’t be easy always having to be party pooper, but without your logical perspectives reigning things in this show simply would not work. W DAN 💞

  • @vmh8171
    @vmh8171 Рік тому +118

    What would we do without Dan? He is doing impossible things! Give the man a raise!

  • @hannahbis
    @hannahbis Рік тому +309

    Ethan: Who is Daddy's mom?
    Theodore: Hila.
    I'm dead 💀 🤣

    • @Maverekt
      @Maverekt Рік тому +8

      She is his caretaker so it’s not far off

    • @mralabbad7
      @mralabbad7 Рік тому +1

      I'm calling a bad poll.
      Door did nothing wrong!!

    • @empac8631
      @empac8631 Рік тому

      She cares and she kills

  • @cookiekrum19
    @cookiekrum19 Рік тому +170

    The moments with the kids is so cute. You can see how much Ethan loves being a dad ❤

  • @joeysalvage1049
    @joeysalvage1049 Рік тому +46

    Has anyone else noticed Loves' little giggles sounding love a soundbite, they crack me up everytime

  • @Ashley80miller
    @Ashley80miller Рік тому +42

    For the record I will never get tired of the Ethan birthday jokes by the crew. 😂

  • @hannahjonas5394
    @hannahjonas5394 Рік тому +1175

    Only thing I can be thankful to Trisha for is bringing me this podcast. Period

    • @alyasvlogs
      @alyasvlogs Рік тому +38

      Literally same

    • @frosty_teacup
      @frosty_teacup Рік тому +60

      Never before seen Trisha W

    • @katiejay2385
      @katiejay2385 Рік тому +82

      same i watch this now religiously and it gets me through so much shit in life all thanks to trisha 😂😂

    • @jenna.bartlett
      @jenna.bartlett Рік тому +17

      Same here 🙋🏻‍♀️

    • @EthanKleinChannelFan
      @EthanKleinChannelFan Рік тому +29

      Same, I started watching Trisha again a little bit ago and since the pregnancy she seems to have actually changed. I hope for their whole family they can work things out (off camera) so cousins can be close… I’m also clearly way to emotionally involved in these two families I’ve never met 😂

  • @papahusky1263
    @papahusky1263 Рік тому +233

    Dan saying "weaselly little liar dude" is such a sick reference

  • @mabby5615
    @mabby5615 Рік тому +36

    Ethan having his kid on camera gives Jim and Pam bringing their kid into the office to get out of trouble

  • @abbeykingi3600
    @abbeykingi3600 Рік тому +32

    Love's little laugh is one of my favourite parts of this show

    • @raptures7748
      @raptures7748 Рік тому +2

      LITERALLY! Loves snigger is underrated

  • @socalmads
    @socalmads Рік тому +447

    I can’t afford a membership anymore so I cancelled it today (will end officially on Dec 11) because my cancer had other plans of medical bills draining me into my first time being in debt but I have to say it was fun for the short couple weeks I had it and I hope they know how much I still love the show and wish I could give/show more of my support. This podcast is the only reason I use UA-cam and has gotten me through my chemotherapy sessions and the days following when I’m recovering. I don’t have a support system so everyone here is truly family for me. ✌🏼and lots of ❤

    • @Riclmnopp
      @Riclmnopp Рік тому +35

      Your comment deserves to be seen. I wish the best for you.

    • @Chuloon
      @Chuloon Рік тому +39

      I hope by some sort of miracle you will beat this cancer with the help of modern medicine... it is such a shame you have to pay out of pocket for it. Sending positive vibes your way. FAMILY!!

    • @se4949
      @se4949 Рік тому +6

      Bro good luck but it’s 5 bucks like cmon

    • @juliaa.marie1
      @juliaa.marie1 Рік тому +69

      @@se4949 medical bills are absolutely no joke my guy

    • @oohaahteamm
      @oohaahteamm Рік тому +25

      I hope you understand that money for membership means nothing to real family, we love you and cancer fucking sucks ass. Love you ❤

  • @miles4986
    @miles4986 Рік тому +609

    AB made a compelling argument about why forming parasocial relationships with online creators is unhealthy and I was like “dang maybe he has a point” but within five minutes Ethan was interviewing Teddy and I almost cried

    • @siro777siro
      @siro777siro Рік тому +5

      @@Symora Yeah but it's not that hard to comprehend that the people "on TV" are playing a character and not to get too invested into a social life that A. You can't actually see and B. Have no direct connection to.

    • @Culled
      @Culled Рік тому +9

      1000% walking Bruce made my heart feel warm

    • @mjesns77
      @mjesns77 Рік тому +3

      @@Culled time stamp?

    • @Wnicole29
      @Wnicole29 Рік тому +1

      Seriously 😅😅😂

    • @demandedcargo3919
      @demandedcargo3919 Рік тому +2

      A good way to keep from falling into being parasocial is to instead of saying "I love X content creator" I say "I love X content creator's content"

  • @Ryanandtherest12
    @Ryanandtherest12 Рік тому +36

    50:08 is gold
    Ethan: What does the dentist do?
    Teddy: He cleans your teeth
    Dan: It’s true.. and makes bad street comedy videos
    😂😂

  • @ashleydexter8722
    @ashleydexter8722 Рік тому +45

    Omg the kids absolutely melted my heart 😍 Ethan’s eyes omg

  • @renaejay6888
    @renaejay6888 Рік тому +340

    i never thought we would get Teddy and Bruce content on the show and i’m so happy they are so cute

    • @Abitflippant
      @Abitflippant Рік тому +5

      Enjoy it, because Ethan and Hila will soon bam them from camera as they should.

    • @sarajean3919
      @sarajean3919 Рік тому +3

      @@Abitflippant I'm actually surprised that Bruce is allowed on camera. Do you know why one is and one isnt??

    • @Bansheeea
      @Bansheeea Рік тому +17

      @@sarajean3919 when Bruce turns 1 he won’t be shown anymore, that’s what they did with Teddy.

    • @mjesns77
      @mjesns77 Рік тому +11

      @@sarajean3919 bruce still looks like a baby and not quite a little boy yet. they won’t show him much more i think

    • @sarajean3919
      @sarajean3919 Рік тому

      @@mjesns77 That makes sense. Kinda figured but couldn't help wonder.

  • @livpxx
    @livpxx Рік тому +101

    I love seeing Ethan in dad mode! He’s such a good, loving father

  • @erikarose11
    @erikarose11 Рік тому +76

    Ethan said the crew “buckled down” after Frenemies- nah you all went through some emotional shit together and came out so strong on the other side. FAMILY!

  • @MissSierra143
    @MissSierra143 Рік тому +128

    The way I physically clapped for teddy’s answers

    • @saladqp
      @saladqp Рік тому

      I couldn’t imagine paying to have that stupid little “h3” next to my name

    • @Strivez
      @Strivez Рік тому +1

      And that is why you fail

    • @Intooothevoooid
      @Intooothevoooid 5 місяців тому

      @@saladqp we get extra content 😆 good thing we’re fans ✨

  • @j-man5353
    @j-man5353 Рік тому +404

    I love seeing Ethan with his sons. My life has been stressful and depressing for a couple years now and there's not a lot of things that make me genuinely happy anymore and seeing how sweet they are is one of them.

    • @TheDiabeticGameMaster
      @TheDiabeticGameMaster Рік тому +13

      Hey, sorry you are having to deal with all of that. My wife and I have had to deal with some real similar stuff. But, we are lucky. It is starting to get better. But, in different ways, it took each of us reaching out and getting help. Several times with doctors and friends. If you need it, it's out there for you. Things can get better and they most likely will, if you put in the effort. I hope things start getting better for you, friend. Just know, you are not alone in this. Many of us have absolutely brutal times of it. So, one family member to another, good luck out there! Peace ✌️

    • @cosyhuddles123
      @cosyhuddles123 Рік тому +4

      I hope things start to look up for you soon, don't forget there's nothing wrong with reaching out for help when you're ready

    • @j-man5353
      @j-man5353 Рік тому +5

      @@TheDiabeticGameMaster thank you. Things are looking like they're going to get better and I have actually reached out to get help. I really appreciate your kind words.

    • @emilyrosemckenna
      @emilyrosemckenna Рік тому +1

      aww wow I'm feeling the same exact way, I'm so sorry you're also struggling, I hope the best for you and so much happiness & healing ! ❤️🫂 seeing this too made me feel better too for some reason, even if it was just for a moment or so!

    • @TheDiabeticGameMaster
      @TheDiabeticGameMaster Рік тому +2

      @@j-man5353 hey, honestly, asking for help is the hardest step. Genuinely, I am proud of you. Great work and I am happy to hear things are slowly starting to move in the right direction.

  • @BOREDWITHOUTFEAR
    @BOREDWITHOUTFEAR Рік тому +132

    We need a Theodore podcast. That man knows exactly what he’s talking about

  • @megstillydgn
    @megstillydgn Рік тому +29

    As someone who has permanent issues from being groomed at age 10, the Tim Pool segment was wild. What a disgusting human being to even suggest that this was a grooming event.

  • @asiamazac9971
    @asiamazac9971 Рік тому +14

    When teddy says daddy it just melts my heart ❤ his voice is so sweet and he is so smart!

  • @bendejo8
    @bendejo8 Рік тому +147

    "We all know the real men in dress's who groom kids are the ones from the church, not the drag shows." -Trixie Mattel

    • @crystalrose8394
      @crystalrose8394 Рік тому +3

      Trixie

    • @bendejo8
      @bendejo8 Рік тому +1

      @@crystalrose8394 Yes, I forgot for a second. The girl defined video

  • @zimmiezoomie9934
    @zimmiezoomie9934 Рік тому +856

    I appreciate Dan and all the hard work he does!

  • @gossgorl
    @gossgorl Рік тому +8

    That shot of Ethan letting Bruce walk to him - so skinny legend !!!!

  • @lolobunny72398
    @lolobunny72398 Рік тому +9

    Bruce & Teddy giggling in the background while he’s debating sending Gabe to the bunny ranch is iconic

  • @swagy6012
    @swagy6012 Рік тому +130

    My favorite part of the episode when Bruce walks to his dad after extraordinary efforts and swag and then Love says "That took forever" lol

  • @alexameyers3286
    @alexameyers3286 Рік тому +217

    i would kill for a whole 3 hour teddy interview my heart is so happy

    • @maddiemalacopa
      @maddiemalacopa Рік тому +2

      Seconded 🙏

    • @jkatttt1699
      @jkatttt1699 Рік тому +7

      When his attention span lasts rhat long maybe we'll get it! For now I think that's as good as we'll get lmao

    • @k8.715
      @k8.715 Рік тому

      same but also seeing bruce and alfredo together being cute and fluffy melts my heart!

  • @moh4842
    @moh4842 Рік тому +6

    Bro why am I immediately crying when Bruce came on screen

  • @laurenwildermuth1036
    @laurenwildermuth1036 Рік тому +3

    Please do more with teddy. His precious voice and you interacting with him has been the sweetest thing I’ve ever experienced 😭😭 Such a great dad and that matters more than anything else. Thank you Ethan and Hila for setting such a good example to these little men in the making. 💕 Very very awesome.

  • @sunna8476
    @sunna8476 Рік тому +385

    Teddy high key a child genius with his dinosaur knowledge

    • @GoldenCoastGTA
      @GoldenCoastGTA Рік тому +1

      Eeeeeeh... But he def a cutie 300% and being well taken care of and we love that!

    • @sunna8476
      @sunna8476 Рік тому +13

      @@GoldenCoastGTA I'm kidding, just because he knows his dinosaurs doesn't mean he's actually a child genius, I thought that was obvious, he is a smart kid though

    • @shannonrickard8605
      @shannonrickard8605 Рік тому +2

      @@sunna8476 i mean, I had no idea the argentinasaurus (sp?) was even a thing, so he's smarter than me anyway

    • @yyg4632
      @yyg4632 Рік тому

      @@FreshNews247 nah the kids stay with grandparents while the parents are at work. Pretty normal for parents to work.

  • @juliabrunsman6081
    @juliabrunsman6081 Рік тому +512

    Man I’m glad this was added back so fast. Ethan pls settle down w ☮️ and ❤️

    • @600wheel
      @600wheel Рік тому +11

      Any idea why it disappeared??

    • @600wheel
      @600wheel Рік тому +4

      I figured it out😂bomb

    • @ashmeeanything
      @ashmeeanything Рік тому +24

      They were never live 😉

    • @XeLProductions
      @XeLProductions Рік тому +9

      @@600wheel 💣 the Vatican joke lol

    • @mikekun155
      @mikekun155 Рік тому +10

      If he gets banned one more time out of selfishness I'm unsubbing >.>

  • @creepycrawlie
    @creepycrawlie Рік тому +7

    ethan saying “he’s 51!” to sending someone to go to a sw-er literally makes it weirder, a 51 year old grown man can take himself there if he really wanted

  • @lydiaiaia
    @lydiaiaia Рік тому +8

    When Ethan was helping Bruce walk around he looked sooo much skinner than he used to!!! In the shot when he was looking at Bruce he looked like he did when teddy was born!! Great work Ethan, keep it up king🫡

  • @jettstipes
    @jettstipes Рік тому +233

    AB killed the sound bites this ep! He’s always done great with them and he does his best in the scorpion chair, but love how everyone this episode noticed how good they were

  • @kristi4842
    @kristi4842 Рік тому +168

    Ethan and Hila are always so supportive of each other. They're honest, loving and sweet all at the same time. I absolutely love how true they are with one another ❤️

    • @nunpho
      @nunpho Рік тому +3

      Couple goals

  • @maddiegraf
    @maddiegraf Рік тому +6

    I actually busted into tears when Teddy said he wanted to do the podcast when he gets older I adore Ethan and his little babies

  • @macdoingstuff
    @macdoingstuff Рік тому +5

    Dan laughing at Ethan when he says something stupid gets me everytime.

  • @fothrmuckr
    @fothrmuckr Рік тому +102

    Bruce is so stinkin' cute and the way teddy whispered "hey daddy" was the cutest thing ♡

  • @shannonrickard8605
    @shannonrickard8605 Рік тому +144

    Dan's stare after "how many of YOU went to the party?" really caught me off gaurd 😂 I suddenly feel very guilty for not going to Gabe's party 🙃 Love the Teddy segment. Easily the best interview Ethan has done lately ❤

  • @mason2368
    @mason2368 Рік тому +7

    Ethan’s eyes lighting up when Teddy comes on 🥺

  • @slowloris2894
    @slowloris2894 Рік тому +50

    Ethan could lose every penny of his and still be a wealthy man with the people around him. Lucky man.

  • @Hannah-ch3dl
    @Hannah-ch3dl Рік тому +264

    I surprised myself laughing out loud when I saw Bruce. He looks so much like Ethan

  • @brownee19
    @brownee19 Рік тому +589

    What a wholesome podcast with absolutely no controversial comments. On a completely separate note, Dan is a God and deserves the FATTEST raise. Praise be to Dan.

    • @kita476
      @kita476 Рік тому +7

      What happened? What did he say?

    • @amychavez4443
      @amychavez4443 Рік тому +6

      I missed it! What happened?!?

    • @coralrose5754
      @coralrose5754 Рік тому +2

      @@amychavez4443 Another “bomb the nra situation” but way more out of pocket 😭☠️

    • @nunpho
      @nunpho Рік тому +14

      @@kita476 He never did anything wrong, he just said bomb and knew the weirdos would try to twist it/mass report them

    • @kita476
      @kita476 Рік тому +1

      @@nunpho Ethan sure loves that word lol... He should start sensoring it like he does for R word and P word. Maybe B word them? 😂

  • @superbabeuk
    @superbabeuk Рік тому +6

    Teddy: fart sound Dan: got 'em 😂

  • @mariomcfadden8160
    @mariomcfadden8160 Рік тому +5

    HILA SHOULD DO PINK BROWS BEFORE GOING BACK TO BROWN

  • @cass6292
    @cass6292 Рік тому +1811

    teddy calling AB "abby" literally made my entire week better. also teddy saying he wanted to work with ethan on the pod🥺🥺 I HAVE BABY FEVER

    • @LoryBelle
      @LoryBelle Рік тому +8

      You should have a baby ^-^

    • @ashjacksoul
      @ashjacksoul Рік тому +94

      His babysitter is a lady named Abby!

    • @Culled
      @Culled Рік тому +2

      Cutest thing ever

    • @Culled
      @Culled Рік тому +54

      @@Not_convinced I honestly think it’s smart for them to wait until they are not only financially but emotionally in a place where they are ready, with peace and love. Lena is an absolute queen and will be a great mom (from what I can tell from watching the pod obvi) but they’re doing what’s best for them as a couple

    • @krankenheim13
      @krankenheim13 Рік тому +9

      Do the world a favor and don’t.