I Got Hand Enlargement Surgery - Off The Rails #19

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  • Опубліковано 17 лис 2021
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  • @sicksadgrls
    @sicksadgrls 2 роки тому +1928

    A lil appreciation for Ian because he’s lowkey the funniest person on the crew but because he is so deadpan nobody processes it until seconds later. This man… we need more of him.

    • @sicksadgrls
      @sicksadgrls 2 роки тому +38

      One day, may we all be as powerful as him.

    • @Marina-cq2yt
      @Marina-cq2yt 2 роки тому +36

      He needs to do stand up, he would kiiilllll at it.

    • @phillwelsh
      @phillwelsh 2 роки тому +11

      we get the right amount, never gets old

    • @daffywonderland
      @daffywonderland 2 роки тому +13

      @@Marina-cq2yt he has before! :)

    • @missasoup
      @missasoup 2 роки тому +17

      @Paul Bunyan I disapprove of the crew not getting Ian's comedy right away

  • @iamfallfromgrace
    @iamfallfromgrace 2 роки тому +6056

    I’m so glad Olivia joined the crew. It’s great having a woman around for the Off the Rails eps when Hila can’t be there. I love what she brings to the show 🙏🏼🌟

    • @chrischavez6297
      @chrischavez6297 2 роки тому +172

      She’s fine too

    • @dennydarkko
      @dennydarkko 2 роки тому +102

      @@chrischavez6297 bro she was fine as fuck till she said her “type” is the island boys, and mgk.

    • @obluda8777
      @obluda8777 2 роки тому +338

      @@dennydarkko no one cares about what you think

    • @shustevan
      @shustevan 2 роки тому +109

      @@dennydarkko cry

    • @ExclusiveGamerZ9sX
      @ExclusiveGamerZ9sX 2 роки тому +193

      She's the zoomer energy H3 needs to not be boomers

  • @Hollygue
    @Hollygue 2 роки тому +2354

    Surprised Zach didn’t design the bathroom like someone’s front yard

    • @e.b.9416
      @e.b.9416 2 роки тому +10

      😂😂😂

    • @samueldiaz4789
      @samueldiaz4789 2 роки тому +4

      🤣

    • @courtdocumentsusa
      @courtdocumentsusa 2 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @annieliina
      @annieliina 2 роки тому +14

      i had the same thought, it could also have an automatic camera mechanism that takes a picture of your shit

    • @savorysoup
      @savorysoup 2 роки тому +6

      i really thought he was going to do that and sad he didn’t take the opportunity

  • @sophdoeslife
    @sophdoeslife 2 роки тому +3227

    Never did I think I would be so keen to watch a 2 hour podcast with a bunch of people I don’t know talking about how they would design a bathroom but here we are

    • @adrienk8166
      @adrienk8166 2 роки тому +46

      You're not a true Fupa Trooper then

    • @xxlaura97xx
      @xxlaura97xx 2 роки тому +26

      As a follower of yours I’m buzzing to see you on the H3 comment section 😍

    • @itspowerlucayo
      @itspowerlucayo 2 роки тому +45

      Welcome to the family (cue Godfather music)

    • @maggie_sugarxo
      @maggie_sugarxo 2 роки тому +7

      Keep telling myself that 2 years later 🤣

    • @dollymay537
      @dollymay537 2 роки тому +3

      Seeing that soph watches h3 made my day

  • @matt-cn4gq
    @matt-cn4gq 2 роки тому +709

    Why Zach's bathroom concept wasn't just a fresh cut lawn sincerely baffles me

    • @gabihagelstein515
      @gabihagelstein515 2 роки тому +12

      Missed opportunity

    • @shawy91
      @shawy91 2 роки тому +2

      Absolutely! When Ethan ironically asked who could have predicted that? I was like, me. I could not have predicted that.

    • @chelseax2351
      @chelseax2351 2 роки тому +3

      I was certain it was going to be nothing but grass

    • @NoVaSac
      @NoVaSac 2 роки тому

      That’s exactly what I was expecting, was a little disappointed

    • @Kigoz4Life
      @Kigoz4Life 2 роки тому +4

      look for corn

  • @DayManAHHHah
    @DayManAHHHah 2 роки тому +1989

    Ethan getting defensive when AB said he was fact checking his koala facts. We need “FACT CHECK ME, BITCH” as a soundbite.

  • @waxtopia
    @waxtopia 2 роки тому +1245

    Ethan struggling to watch a TikTok every single pod is absolute gold.

    • @_Biggg_t
      @_Biggg_t 2 роки тому +19

      I need someone to do a supercut of all the times it's switches to a different tik tok

    • @Anna-fw8rd
      @Anna-fw8rd 2 роки тому +1

      And then making fun of his mother like he isn't just as bad lmao

  • @zaz81ms
    @zaz81ms 2 роки тому +1211

    I‘d die for the crew to go on a trip to Sweden and film a whole season about it. It would be so hilarious!

  • @noelleh.5235
    @noelleh.5235 2 роки тому +1690

    "I miss the days when you could cruise around with a gold coin" Ethan acting like he was born in 1776

    • @sarahschouveller1993
      @sarahschouveller1993 2 роки тому +7

      I think he said "Did I miss the days..." but yours is funnier

    • @Lo66Li96
      @Lo66Li96 2 роки тому +26

      @@sarahschouveller1993 he said "dude, I miss the days when you could just cruise around with a gold coin"

    • @Lo66Li96
      @Lo66Li96 2 роки тому +4

      1:05:22

    • @KarryKarryKarry
      @KarryKarryKarry 2 роки тому +3

      The revolutionary war started in 1778.

    • @cesarpena5022
      @cesarpena5022 2 роки тому +3

      He is the Godfather

  • @Alexandra-hf2di
    @Alexandra-hf2di 2 роки тому +1465

    this intro was a masterpiece.
    ethan dancing ✅
    dan’s mating call ✅
    ethan out of breath ✅
    ab pretending to be shot like in scarface 😭 ✅
    zach’s epic remix ✅
    how could i forget LOVE’s DISCO ✅
    FULL SEND BOIS

    • @jmk0574
      @jmk0574 2 роки тому +18

      I was wondering if ab really lacks that much rhythm or if he was just goofing? 😂

    • @314Poppie
      @314Poppie 2 роки тому +27

      THAT WAS THE BEST INTRO OF ALL TIME

    • @Pushnotificationsalwaysoffbye
      @Pushnotificationsalwaysoffbye 2 роки тому +21

      @@jmk0574 look how smooth in general AB is… he’s goofing.
      And Dan’s mating call lmao

    • @monica85297
      @monica85297 2 роки тому +6

      Awww you forgot Love!

    • @jordan11752
      @jordan11752 2 роки тому

      Time stamp?

  • @reytheplatypus
    @reytheplatypus 2 роки тому +437

    very thoughtful of dan to have a little grassy corner in his bathroom design for zach to poop comfortably.

  • @samj3749
    @samj3749 2 роки тому +416

    Ethan absolutely grilling Zach on his rejection story like he’s on trial was so funny to me. Like he already said it was a brutal rejection and Ethan gives no Fs

    • @samj3749
      @samj3749 2 роки тому +55

      “And how long did you cry for??” 🤣

    • @scent-bubbles
      @scent-bubbles 2 роки тому +13

      @@samj3749 The idea of someone saying they were extremely embarrassed about a break up and then asking how long they cried for.... I feel so bad for laughing so hard

  • @savvysushi
    @savvysushi 2 роки тому +878

    I don’t think anyone at H3 understands the comedic gold that Ethan’s “where would we be without men” transition into The Godfather scene is. Every minute of it gets more and more painful to watch and somehow better and better 😂😂😂

  • @brookswain7846
    @brookswain7846 2 роки тому +2189

    One minute in and Ethan is close to passing out. Devoted king

    • @chrislangstaff
      @chrislangstaff 2 роки тому +63

      Ethan breathing heavy is making me kinda sad...don't die fupa king

    • @oiaeyu
      @oiaeyu 2 роки тому +43

      All the blood flow redirected to his massive monster co... hands

    • @KK-pd3rg
      @KK-pd3rg 2 роки тому +8

      He's so obese he's about to keel over.

    • @soggybiscuit6098
      @soggybiscuit6098 2 роки тому +3

      Swelling of the face, tiredness. Typical jab side effects

    • @peachfuzz5123
      @peachfuzz5123 2 роки тому +8

      @@soggybiscuit6098 jab?

  • @Tagperson
    @Tagperson 2 роки тому +282

    I love how off the rails is slowly turning into “How much anxiety and stress can we give Dan”

  • @CLong-ht7kn
    @CLong-ht7kn 2 роки тому +365

    I’m with Olivia. It’s very difficult to be put on the spot by a guy and it’s hard to say no, you feel so guilty and bad for the guy.

    • @blkkatemoss
      @blkkatemoss 2 роки тому +67

      Maaaannnn we need to teach kids rejection happens and it’s fine specially boys if they can deal with the feeling of rejection young maybe they’ll grow up not blaming women for not being interested in them

    • @miminaomi9844
      @miminaomi9844 2 роки тому +20

      @@blkkatemoss as someone who works with young kids, I can honestly tell you from the bottom of my heart, that the younger generation will not handle rejection well because they are extremely spoiled and just get their tablet thrown at them when they're upset over something. with peace and love millennial parents (obv not all) suck ass

    • @heatherwatchesstuff
      @heatherwatchesstuff 2 роки тому +31

      Agreed, and I also think guys get mad because they think girls are acting rude in these scenarios but I will say, in my own experience, that getting approached by a guy you’ve never met and asked pointedly to go out with them feels almost objectifying and you automatically feel the need to put your guard up

    • @_Biggg_t
      @_Biggg_t 2 роки тому +17

      Exactly, whether they know it or not they put us on the spot and it's hard to say no. But if you are doing it publicly you open yourself up for rejection ya know

    • @violet7583
      @violet7583 2 роки тому

      @@blkkatemoss YES!!

  • @user-bv6fh7nk8g6x
    @user-bv6fh7nk8g6x 2 роки тому +342

    0:47 Dan screaming like a banshee in the beginning shook me to my core. He sounds like a dinosaur giving birth. Can someone remix that with Trisha's Ohm chant. 🧘🏻‍♂️

    • @zeekoeeko7714
      @zeekoeeko7714 2 роки тому +14

      I LOST IT LMAO HE WAS GOING CRAZY!!!

  • @EmilyTheEngineer
    @EmilyTheEngineer 2 роки тому +2282

    "op there it is" is now ENGRAINED in the depths of my brain after watching that intro

    • @HighTide_808
      @HighTide_808 2 роки тому +13

      Ok checkmark

    • @fleischer236
      @fleischer236 2 роки тому +12

      Shackalaka Shackalaka

    • @HobbyVolt
      @HobbyVolt 2 роки тому +4

      Aren't you the girl who makes Iron Man suits on TikTok?! Funny seeing you here!

    • @benzemami
      @benzemami 2 роки тому +8

      Fucking same Hila is a queen

    • @mamaharumi
      @mamaharumi 2 роки тому +15

      @@HighTide_808 this isn't twitter dude

  • @naynerboppers5254
    @naynerboppers5254 2 роки тому +153

    Wow! The energy at the start of this quite literally just sent me from feeling tired, sad, and sluggish to upbeat, excited, happy, and energized .....I genuinely needed that and feel moved to say THANK YOU!
    I lost my fur baby of 11 years yesterday She was the most amazing dog, from scaring off multiple intruders (one in the house and at least one in the backyard) to being a big part of my teen son's life to notifying me before migraines, blood sugar crashes, and seizures (without any training that we know of), she was EVERYTHING to us and the perfect dog. So thank you for shaking off my blues so I can instead appreciate how lucky we were to have those 11 years!

    • @maddiemiller410
      @maddiemiller410 2 роки тому +6

      (this comment made me remember this, hope you find it nice) “The pain passes, but the beauty remains.” - Pierre Auguste Renoir

    • @gigiwoodward220
      @gigiwoodward220 2 роки тому +1

      Oh my god I’m fucking sobbing. What kind of dog was it 🥺 I love dogs oh my god

    • @naynerboppers5254
      @naynerboppers5254 2 роки тому +2

      @@gigiwoodward220 She was a Boston Terrier mix and looked like a brindle and white pitbull puppy. The second we saw her, she took our hearts! Funny thing was, we were looking for a medium sized dog but because the large dog wing was the one open at the time, we went in to give them some loves before the med/small dog wing was opened up. At the time she had just been picked up that morning and her kennel was being cleaned.....we ended up putting in tentative adoption papers in case the owners weren't located. We got lucky and a few weeks later, she joined our family and home. She was likely between 4-5 (but at most 7) years old when we got her, and we had 11 wonderful years with her. Thank you so much for reaching out.... Talking/typing about her helps me grieve and heal.

    • @naynerboppers5254
      @naynerboppers5254 2 роки тому +1

      @@maddiemiller410 Thank you so much. It it so true and why I love talking about her.

  • @NubleMarie
    @NubleMarie 2 роки тому +163

    I love how the crew KNOWS protesting against the god father meme would only encourage Ethan more, so they have to resort to not giving him any attention like a child 💀

  • @jackfrizzy2638
    @jackfrizzy2638 2 роки тому +323

    They always say that Love needs to come to the US but I think Ethan and the crew should take a trip to Sweden to meet Love and get that Swedish pizza

  • @HomeworkRadio
    @HomeworkRadio 2 роки тому +4431

    Bathroom idea, replace all the walls with one way glass.

    • @wd5739
      @wd5739 2 роки тому +170

      Yeah which way?? thats not something you can be vague about! 😂

    • @strwbymlk
      @strwbymlk 2 роки тому +79

      … don’t leave us hanging, please, *which way???*

    • @trevor5473
      @trevor5473 2 роки тому +91

      @@kaila2932 u know which way....😏

    • @Sleepingwei
      @Sleepingwei 2 роки тому +118

      Even better….. two way glass 😏

    • @colbicolbiWTF
      @colbicolbiWTF 2 роки тому +36

      There's a rest stop with one way glass for the stalls so you can see if it's safe or spot predators, very cool! It was only in the female restroom but it was 3 am nobody there but us and my mom and niece wanted me to see it lol the doors BTW not like u could see other people in the stalls but u can see the entrance and sinks from inside the stall

  • @RG-FNR
    @RG-FNR 2 роки тому +286

    You guys need to make Dan screaming LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO into a soundbite, that part frickin killed me LMAO.
    Put em in a coffin.

  • @angelinaaleman1071
    @angelinaaleman1071 2 роки тому +308

    As for AB’s bathroom design, the toilet flush handle should be activated by lifting/tilting the hat

    • @colleen6630
      @colleen6630 2 роки тому +1

      I think they brought that up

    • @Vegas2332
      @Vegas2332 2 роки тому

      I was thinking give the toilet a pair of shades, and flush by tilting the ear hook lol

  • @heartsparkle
    @heartsparkle 2 роки тому +416

    This is the best H3 opening I’ve ever seen, from Ethan’s dancing, to AB trying to clap on beat, and dan’s screaming….😭😭😂

  • @CollinThomasEverett
    @CollinThomasEverett 2 роки тому +600

    I cackle every time I hear Dan's "I'm gonna come" soundbyte. So funny and always unexpected.

    • @jessehiggason
      @jessehiggason 2 роки тому +27

      And it’s of such clear sound quality. 😂

    • @rachela2727
      @rachela2727 2 роки тому +10

      Same lol too much info but when my boyfriend and I were having sex today It popped into my head. I had to stop myself from giggling

    • @Chelsea-bq1zn
      @Chelsea-bq1zn 2 роки тому

      😂😂

    • @hunterchristian5229
      @hunterchristian5229 2 роки тому +2

      definitely the first place sound bite at the moment

    • @JB-ns6ek
      @JB-ns6ek 2 роки тому +2

      When he said it too it was completely out of context and not sexual + no one said anything live when it happened. And I thought that's gonna be a soundbite lol.

  • @rapidash8060
    @rapidash8060 2 роки тому +170

    But why did AB become an expert at toilet bowl sizing? Why wouldn't anyone prompt him to finish that? Tell me

    • @333damanha
      @333damanha 2 роки тому +3

      I REALLY WANTED TO KNOW!!!

    • @rileybrownco
      @rileybrownco 2 роки тому +11

      He installed bidets at the office

  • @leesus2275
    @leesus2275 2 роки тому +36

    I’m tripping on shrooms I must say there is great chemistry with this crew

  • @_mattsongz
    @_mattsongz 2 роки тому +327

    God that whole Jordan Peterson bit of “where would we be without men” transitioning into The Godfather bit was the best shit I’ve seen from Ethan in a long time lmfaooo

  • @mozze_satrio
    @mozze_satrio 2 роки тому +377

    I love how Olivia is sick but still slays with the makeup on.

    • @KIWIKIMI14
      @KIWIKIMI14 2 роки тому +35

      Olivia’s makeup is always so gorgeous!

    • @hulkamania5071
      @hulkamania5071 2 роки тому +34

      i hope she doesn't feel like she always hes to wear makeup and try to look her best on the show, none of the guys do that and she shouldn't have to be the only one. she is a wonderful edition to the crew, and think her contributions to the show will be beneficial for all of us.

    • @princevegeta7487
      @princevegeta7487 2 роки тому +50

      @@hulkamania5071 maybe she just wants to wear makeup

    • @lauralanthalasa7
      @lauralanthalasa7 2 роки тому +8

      @@hulkamania5071 there is nothing wrong with wanting to look her best on camera

    • @lauralanthalasa7
      @lauralanthalasa7 2 роки тому +32

      @@ObesePuppies yeah, some people want 100 layers and it's not your buisness, nobody is making you wear it so why do you care

  • @kaysanma
    @kaysanma 2 роки тому +74

    Thank you Ethan for recognizing Taiwan as a country in which we've fought so hard to stand our ground in all the global organizations under China's political oppression!!

    • @aarondavis8943
      @aarondavis8943 Рік тому

      John Cena is the only person who learnt a second language and managed to look less intelligent.

    • @Bunnyjuniorfan
      @Bunnyjuniorfan 9 місяців тому

      Sending you love, praying for Taiwan xx

  • @ACER0710
    @ACER0710 2 роки тому +121

    The amount of joy it brings me when AB puts his head in his shirt from laughing 😂😂😂

  • @watchshortiego
    @watchshortiego 2 роки тому +453

    AB’s shimmy at the beginning got me DEAD AF. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Memi-cp4yc
      @Memi-cp4yc 2 роки тому +5

      Yessssss

    • @benzemami
      @benzemami 2 роки тому +22

      Followed by Dan’s scream that finished me😂😂😂

    • @NecroMancer84
      @NecroMancer84 2 роки тому +6

      Boy's got rhythm 😁

    • @andreaarchaeology
      @andreaarchaeology 2 роки тому +3

      I missed it the 1st time so went back to watch. Worth it 🤣🤣🤣

    • @worldprincess5531
      @worldprincess5531 2 роки тому +5

      You look so beautiful in your picture! 👰🏻

  • @andyx670
    @andyx670 2 роки тому +1161

    The off the rails level energy gets me so fucking hyped. Let's goooooo

    • @Granolerbars
      @Granolerbars 2 роки тому +9

      The intros are so funny

    • @jackk3951
      @jackk3951 2 роки тому +5

      @@Granolerbars The intros are my fav part

    • @a1yssaa
      @a1yssaa 2 роки тому +3

      i get instantly happy when they post

    • @Granolerbars
      @Granolerbars 2 роки тому +1

      @@jackk3951 me too I was listening for the Trisha ommmmmmm 🧘🏽‍♀️ lmao *gunshots*

    • @bybelab.8720
      @bybelab.8720 2 роки тому

      favorite one hands down. the whole crew being involved makes everything great

  • @throast7247
    @throast7247 2 роки тому +105

    Dan's bathroom set up is really nice, but it cracks me up that he's fine with the regular door, nothing special just a door

  • @saphirecotto4347
    @saphirecotto4347 2 роки тому +81

    Can we get a compilation of Ethan ripping off his Beanie it’s always aggressive.

  • @bargaingoldandsilver
    @bargaingoldandsilver 2 роки тому +379

    Bathroom idea for zack, no toilet, just grass and doggie bags and a selfie stick.

    • @Cristina_504
      @Cristina_504 2 роки тому +5

      Genius

    • @commanderwaddles3483
      @commanderwaddles3483 2 роки тому

      Alright, come on, you know it's gonna stink real bad.
      We need a compromise here.
      So yes there is grass. At the center you will find a hidden squatty potty with built-in buddet(can't figure out how to spell it lol) functions, & the bathroom trashcan has one big blue doggybag-looking bag lol

    • @queenofzenk
      @queenofzenk 2 роки тому

      @@commanderwaddles3483 bidet?

  • @hannahperkins4694
    @hannahperkins4694 2 роки тому +330

    I was fully expecting Zach's bathroom to be no toilet, just grass, and the wallpaper is the outside of a house. Perhaps a tree in the corner

    • @Zigzag5710
      @Zigzag5710 2 роки тому

      Lmaoo

    • @zt3726
      @zt3726 2 роки тому +5

      This is the comment I was looking for! That’s exactly what I was expecting

    • @INT1388
      @INT1388 2 роки тому +7

      Would be good, but Zach aint funny like that

    • @justjack6967
      @justjack6967 2 роки тому +6

      Missed opportunity

    • @orangepie9462
      @orangepie9462 2 роки тому +1

      Thiiiissss

  • @waxtopia
    @waxtopia 2 роки тому +119

    The guidance counselor was honestly wrong for that. She should have told that poor kid that he needs to ask himself because it’s out of her power. Would have saved him some embarrassment

    • @genericname8727
      @genericname8727 2 роки тому +9

      Yeah, she could’ve reassured and encouraged him without involving herself..

    • @waxtopia
      @waxtopia 2 роки тому +12

      @@genericname8727 exactly ! That would have been the best route. Instead it was basically like a hostage situation 😂

    • @kate-ec4pj
      @kate-ec4pj Рік тому +1

      what if HE asked her for that

    • @waxtopia
      @waxtopia Рік тому

      @@kate-ec4pj like i said, she should have told him that it’s out of her power 😂

    • @kate-ec4pj
      @kate-ec4pj Рік тому

      @@waxtopia hahah true

  • @dedemegadodo3.14
    @dedemegadodo3.14 2 роки тому +46

    I love ethans dancing so much, looks like he should be at a school disco with a flamed tshirt on

  • @ez865
    @ez865 2 роки тому +861

    Dan: “don’t chew in the mic!”
    Also Dan: Screams as loud as he can in the mic.

    • @haleyt3754
      @haleyt3754 2 роки тому +10

      @@tomashmore7413 well to be fair I’m the other way around

    • @Eddysig
      @Eddysig 2 роки тому +5

      AHAHAHA U RIGHT THAT SCREAM WAS SO LOUD 😂

    • @nevaeh9125
      @nevaeh9125 2 роки тому +11

      I've got a conditions called Narcolepsy w/Cataplexy. Cataplexy is basically a loss of energy after having an extreme reaction to something or feeling an extreme emotion.
      The point of me saying that is because one of my Cataplexy triggers is the sound of people chewing and smacking... (cough) Ethan. So I much prefer Dan screeching into my eardrums than Ethan sounding like a farm animal eating.

    • @haleyt3754
      @haleyt3754 2 роки тому +3

      @@nevaeh9125 I’m sorry about that :( so when u hear triggers like that u fall asleep? I’m just curious bc I’ve never heard of that!

    • @nevaeh9125
      @nevaeh9125 2 роки тому +14

      @@haleyt3754 (long read, sorry. Wanted to explain the best way I could)
      Well, Narcolepsy is a chronic sleep disorder that causes me to feel sleepy, drowsy, and tired all the time. Imagine the feeling of not sleeping for 72 hours. That's the feeling of Narcolepsy.
      Narcolepsy also causes Sleep Attacks. That basically means I can uncontrollably fall asleep anytime, anywhere, while doing anything. It's scary in some situations to say the least.
      And as for Cataplexy, you've got part of it right. I do fall asleep or take a nap after having a Cataplexy Attack because it exhausts me so much. But a Cataplexy Attack usually starts with me getting angry at the trigger and then slowly bawling my eyes out as I get sleepy. My muscles get weak, I kinda slouch back, and eventually fall asleep.

  • @loneranger5725
    @loneranger5725 2 роки тому +331

    That chair has made Dan a new man lol we no longer have censored Dan we got Dr.Evil Dan and I’m living for it.

  • @omniisim3634
    @omniisim3634 2 роки тому +591

    Dan: “It’s like cavernous in there.”
    Ethan: “You think it’s cavernous?
    Dan: “Yeah.”
    Ethan: “Like a man’s anus.”
    Dan: “Oh-w…ok.”

    • @TheFlamingJason
      @TheFlamingJason 2 роки тому +16

      one of my favorite moments in h3 podcast history

    • @omniisim3634
      @omniisim3634 2 роки тому +9

      @@TheFlamingJason I have to agree. I was like why tf is no one laughing. I would’ve been dying 🤣

    • @candy2325
      @candy2325 2 роки тому +4

      He was not trying to confirm that shit 😭

    • @omniisim3634
      @omniisim3634 2 роки тому +2

      @@candy2325 lol for real 🤣

  • @arielgiroux
    @arielgiroux 2 роки тому +44

    dan’s bathroom but instead of nature sounds, make it Trisha’s “ooommm” sound bite

  • @beckyjo2914
    @beckyjo2914 2 роки тому +825

    Ethan transitioning to the main segment in every episode: this is pretty interesting. I think you guys’ll like this. So here we have -

    • @KatieZler
      @KatieZler 2 роки тому +12

      I love how right you are!

    • @aracelymendoza1567
      @aracelymendoza1567 2 роки тому +16

      & he’s never wrong

    • @shayb8315
      @shayb8315 2 роки тому +1

      Hahah I love it

    • @jadeperez1170
      @jadeperez1170 2 роки тому +2

      And it’s always interesting

    • @MiuXiu
      @MiuXiu 2 роки тому +4

      @@Stoneytroll Fall asleep on your phone or something?

  • @Lizard_Wizard212
    @Lizard_Wizard212 2 роки тому +1165

    Ethan, your hands are already the perfect size. There’s no need for enlargement surgery. You will become too powerful.

  • @jsdndksmdkds
    @jsdndksmdkds 2 роки тому +30

    i think the biggest mistranslation is how love responds to questions with "sure" when he's 100% serious lmao

  • @mrshobbs
    @mrshobbs 2 роки тому +31

    I actually choked and cried laughing when the tik tok kept scrolling to that dude with the mask. the sudden jarring noise and ethan's frustration just gets me every time.

  • @remy3839
    @remy3839 2 роки тому +448

    Hila sound bites will always be god tier no matter what

  • @ConnieFitton
    @ConnieFitton 2 роки тому +504

    As an Australian, I can say that Koalas are one of our most cherished animals. Sadly since the crazy fires that we had a few years ago, the Koala population has diminished and so many of the trees they lived in and would eat, have been destroyed by fire. SAVE THE KOALAS.

    • @85arrie
      @85arrie 2 роки тому +20

      We need to get Donna on board, save the butterflies and the koalas!!

    • @yaremilizbethdelgado8561
      @yaremilizbethdelgado8561 2 роки тому +1

      This is so sad 😭

    • @vicminny8151
      @vicminny8151 2 роки тому +7

      It's all because of Gladys!!

    • @evobeast
      @evobeast 2 роки тому

      They're stinky AS though

    • @maryjjaneeee
      @maryjjaneeee 2 роки тому +5

      @@evobeast I'm sure you stink too, doesn't mean we will let you go extinct or disrespect you

  • @spityergumout
    @spityergumout 2 роки тому +26

    Ian grilling Zach for his clapping cheeks comment had me in tears.

  • @jaydenhere6722
    @jaydenhere6722 2 роки тому +26

    Ethans so fukn funny. So glad I found this podcast to brighten up my life.

  • @robinbanks644
    @robinbanks644 2 роки тому +332

    dude, ethans "where would we be without men" gets me everytime

    • @buttistedsuidice3296
      @buttistedsuidice3296 2 роки тому +20

      The Godfather-JP crossover is destroying me, It’s so good

    • @robinbanks644
      @robinbanks644 2 роки тому +11

      @@buttistedsuidice3296 yeah the godfather got me too, also its funny how much dan hates it.

    • @Snoozy123
      @Snoozy123 2 роки тому +2

      The people that called him out over it, when it first happened, needs to be thrown in jail
      😂😂😂

  • @AnotherHalfOfMe
    @AnotherHalfOfMe 2 роки тому +370

    As a ceramic artist, I would 100% dedicate all my time into making AB's toilet dream a reality!! Fully functional sculpture!!

  • @imanolpulido8499
    @imanolpulido8499 2 роки тому +22

    Dan doesn't always encourage Ethan to spend a lot of money but he seems very enthusiastic about the bathroom renovations

  • @popcuties
    @popcuties 2 роки тому +18

    When I was in my 6th grade classroom I had a teacher that called me into the hallway, and when I went outside there was another student waiting for me. The student asked me out and I awkwardly said no and went back to class… I hated my teacher for that. Ugh.

  • @yuliiza
    @yuliiza 2 роки тому +518

    TIMESTAMPS
    4:11 - ethan’s laugh
    8:08 - tik tok find
    13:07 - jeff bezos
    24:41 - brutal rejection
    30:09 - rejection stories
    47:13 - rejection stories (cont.)
    52:27 - bathroom makeover

    • @user-kf2pq8rt3r
      @user-kf2pq8rt3r 2 роки тому +1

      💛💛

    • @SilentSzZ
      @SilentSzZ 2 роки тому +11

      The queen we need but don’t deserve 👑

    • @candy2325
      @candy2325 2 роки тому +9

      @@alexisc3356 yea I wanted them to move on from that I was getting bored lol

    • @Theirtherethere.
      @Theirtherethere. 2 роки тому +5

      @@candy2325 for real I hate when that happens .. I truly can't stand the fuck ya baby guy on Fridays like the first time ok but every time after has just made me want to range

    • @miizzsarahdee
      @miizzsarahdee 2 роки тому +6

      Wait there's nothing after bathroom makeover!?

  • @marys1800
    @marys1800 2 роки тому +74

    This was high-key low-key a great episode. These off the rails are getting better and better!

  • @candymandan
    @candymandan 2 роки тому +19

    I'm so glad we have all these "different" shows from you guys, don't know how I managed to live with the 1 episode a week schedule. Papa bless

  • @cowboyblue6890
    @cowboyblue6890 2 роки тому +171

    love how the camera cuts to AB not giving a shit when ethan’s doing the godfather

  • @zodiacblack
    @zodiacblack 2 роки тому +261

    We all know Zach’s real bathroom is a simulated frontyard.

    • @m4ni3czk4
      @m4ni3czk4 2 роки тому

      LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣

  • @Nuggett-irl
    @Nuggett-irl 2 роки тому +84

    I feel like Dan hates sounding like a know it all but some things he just can’t let Ethan get away with 😅

    • @slunkzilla
      @slunkzilla 2 роки тому +3

      100%

    • @AVspectre
      @AVspectre 2 роки тому +8

      Ethan: I’ve never heard of gold da-bullion…

  • @deadsongabsalom1988
    @deadsongabsalom1988 2 роки тому +5

    The Jordan Peterson/ godfather bit, back to back is the best!🤣

  • @mallorybailey8308
    @mallorybailey8308 2 роки тому +236

    Ethan dancing to tragic events of history took me out😂😭🤌

    • @yemapaez6153
      @yemapaez6153 2 роки тому +4

      im screaming

    • @hopsfy
      @hopsfy 2 роки тому +4

      I think you would really enjoy Noel Miller's "turn up for tragedy" bit then

    • @heatherfoust4760
      @heatherfoust4760 2 роки тому

      Lmao

  • @shokstudios
    @shokstudios 2 роки тому +231

    AB laughing hysterically at Zach’s rejection story is everything😂

  • @luism644
    @luism644 2 роки тому +10

    Ethan calling the Swedish flag the IKEA flag was the best

  • @andresruvalcaba1993
    @andresruvalcaba1993 2 роки тому +14

    That transition from Jordan Peterson to The Godfather was legendary

  • @MaruB88
    @MaruB88 2 роки тому +156

    damn, ethan busting moves while talking about 9/11 got me crying laughing ☠️☠️☠️

    • @-Yikes
      @-Yikes 2 роки тому +3

      10:36 Ethan tik tok dances to 9/11. 1 like = thanking me for the time stamp. Foot soldiers!!!!

  • @abi5341
    @abi5341 2 роки тому +157

    i was asked to homecoming my senior year in front of the ENTIRE school (bu someone much more popular than me). i didn’t have the heart to reject him, and instead had to endure one of the most uncomfortable nights of my life. tried desperately to avoid him the entire time. anyways, i told him i was a lesbian like three days later and he did not take it well. i promise you that girls do not find this flattering, it’s just super awkward for us and makes it hard to say no.

    • @candy2325
      @candy2325 2 роки тому +19

      Yea I don’t like it either. I don’t like a lot of attention and people watching me anyways so I don’t want a public announcement. I wouldn’t want my boyfriend to propose to me in front of people.. i prefer it privately

    • @christmastiger
      @christmastiger 2 роки тому +11

      Dude we need to get rid of proms and homecomings, I feel like they are exciting in theory and then end up disappointing the vast majority of people. I'm sure there are people out there who had fun at them but the amount of brutal rejections and disappointment and horror stories I've heard makes me think we need to ban asking people to prom at the very least.

    • @brimccrea160
      @brimccrea160 2 роки тому +9

      I think the only time it's cute is if it's been talked about beforehand, like like I wanted my high school girlfriend to do a promposal for me so bad but thats not something she wanted so I didn't do it. but I had another couple friend who was comfortable with the idea of a promposal and the girls bf was able to still surprise her even tho she knew it was coming at some time

  • @AnthonysCorner1
    @AnthonysCorner1 2 роки тому +15

    AB pissing in a bottle in the back seat whole Lena was driving reminds me of what Dwight did. When Dwight peed in a can while Michael was driving. 😂😂😂 The H3 crew is literally Dunder Mifflin Parallels. 🤣

  • @duckducckk
    @duckducckk 2 роки тому +11

    this is the best intro of any ep yet 😂 ab trying to clap on beat then shaking and dan screaming 😂😂😂

  • @bendoerges4211
    @bendoerges4211 2 роки тому +345

    Ethan: “Is anybody laughing?”
    *Zach laughing in the distance*
    Love the podcast😂

  • @jenntato9847
    @jenntato9847 2 роки тому +193

    Zach not designing his bathroom like the yard he shit in was a missed opportunity

    • @marz3013
      @marz3013 2 роки тому +1

      I THOUGHT THAT WAS WHAT IT WAS GONNA BE TOO

  • @anissapizza2979
    @anissapizza2979 2 роки тому +42

    I can’t even begin to explain to you guys the multiple and ugly things I went through this month. I don’t even feel like I’m here anymore but you guys make me feel grounded and happy. I hate to put that pressure on y’all…real fans know that if you ever left, we’d support you (jenna marbles fan here) but just heckin thank you for being around rn. ☮️ & 💟

    • @DannyLrides
      @DannyLrides 2 роки тому +1

      Hope things get better! 💕

  • @HadynTM
    @HadynTM 2 роки тому +11

    This was honestly THE BEST intro to any of these podcasts

  • @NicoleLM52638
    @NicoleLM52638 2 роки тому +44

    LOL I’m a Jessica watching at home from Virginia (while stoned) and when Ethan said that it totally caught me off guard 🤣 I was like wait when did I give my opinion

  • @Biggleboggles
    @Biggleboggles 2 роки тому +6

    This is BY FAR the greatest intro of any podcast of all time. Great moves Ethan.

  • @AlexTylerMeyers
    @AlexTylerMeyers 2 роки тому +45

    Love’s little menacing laugh is up there with Dan on the tier list.

  • @samysnes
    @samysnes 2 роки тому +164

    If there's one room you DON'T want to be a blacklight room, is the bathroom lol

    • @timoverbeck7669
      @timoverbeck7669 2 роки тому +7

      or the fact that everyone is wearing the same headset while they shit...

    • @commanderwaddles3483
      @commanderwaddles3483 2 роки тому

      @@stjoco Thank you!

    • @candy2325
      @candy2325 2 роки тому

      Omg there will be stuff everywhere 😭

  • @matthewl3795
    @matthewl3795 2 роки тому +200

    "It's all about creating something and letting it go" Ethan: "Like a poop"

    • @kicobry
      @kicobry 2 роки тому +2

      i hope i didn’t miss this and just haven’t got to it yet lol

  • @Esach711
    @Esach711 2 роки тому +32

    At this point I am almost certain Ethan does not realize that Tasmanian She-Devil is not just Taz in drag. It's an entirely different character lol.

    • @AVspectre
      @AVspectre 2 роки тому +1

      Every time he mentions it I just feel my eye twitch lol

  • @mynamejeff8261
    @mynamejeff8261 2 роки тому +33

    If you told me a conversation would start with a Swedish bathroom and end in looking at pizza reviews I’d not even be surprised at this point

  • @kermitthefrog9623
    @kermitthefrog9623 2 роки тому +122

    The trend of Ethan accidentally scrolling on TikTok and then getting angry continues 💀

    • @Alylugosii
      @Alylugosii 2 роки тому

      Iii mo i I'm In my first oi mo job is andino mo>moneyon on a lot in my k>9>I >area I >I I'm i9

  • @DayManAHHHah
    @DayManAHHHah 2 роки тому +149

    Someone got SO mad in a recent episode when I commented that Ethan is a great interviewer. I won't change my mind! I love how Ethan insists on getting every detail and painting the scene. It's so funny to me and genuinely helps LOL. He did it with Zach and he'd do it all the time with Trisha's all over the place stories on Frenemies.

    • @DayManAHHHah
      @DayManAHHHah 2 роки тому +9

      @@antinsanwo there were many moments but that’s EXACTLY the one I was thinking of specifically!!!! I remember watching it and thinking “yes, Ethan. Go back to that point. I’m also not understanding. Have her clarify it..” 🤪

    • @candy2325
      @candy2325 2 роки тому +8

      I love how thorough he is when talking to people and doesn’t just take things at face value. It’s starting to rub off on me too when I talk to people. You’d be surprised how many people exaggerate and completely bullshit a story/something they’re telling you once you start to dig in.

  • @HeiroSect
    @HeiroSect 2 роки тому +6

    I found it amusing at 10:20 right after Ethan said “Holocaust” I got a credit karma ad that started off with “Would you like free gas”

  • @eron9220
    @eron9220 2 роки тому +7

    I didn't feel like watching a 2 hour episode but wanted to support so I have your video up and running through for a full uninterrupted view with mute on and every time I come back and click this tab Ethan is doing some horrific dance move lol. love you guys!

  • @alainatrudeau572
    @alainatrudeau572 2 роки тому +123

    i’m glad they stopped editing Ethan’s hands to be smaller in the thumbnails finally, we get to see them in their full glory

  • @mcr5645
    @mcr5645 2 роки тому +178

    Ethan subtly leading Zach's storytelling skills is wholesome af

    • @nessa2160
      @nessa2160 2 роки тому +25

      Yeah when he tells a story it's very obvious he doesn't know how to get to the point or correctly emphasize certain parts and make it funny.

    • @sophiej9346
      @sophiej9346 2 роки тому +9

      @@nessa2160 omg 😂😂😂 u did not have to call him out like that

    • @candy2325
      @candy2325 2 роки тому +5

      @@nessa2160 I have to agree. I always get nervous when Zach wants to share a story because I know Ethan is going to grill him mad hard 😅

  • @thebestvideocritique
    @thebestvideocritique 2 роки тому +8

    I love the intros on off the rails. Zach always kills me 🤣🤣

  • @dathbaeder
    @dathbaeder 2 роки тому +6

    47:59 does ian get notified when someone unmutes their mic or something? that switch to dan was so quick and ian was in the middle of telling a story lmaoo

  • @chloewagenknecht8618
    @chloewagenknecht8618 2 роки тому +442

    This show makes me die of laughter EVERY SINGLE WEEK.

    • @CaponeXX
      @CaponeXX 2 роки тому +2

      if you come back every week you're not really dying.

    • @courtneymsx
      @courtneymsx 2 роки тому +1

      Its one of the few things that keep me going 😂

    • @CaponeXX
      @CaponeXX 2 роки тому

      @@courtneymsxThat's not good.

  • @wannabewriter5722
    @wannabewriter5722 2 роки тому +242

    Ethan’s dancing is godly

    • @user-ss6db7fq1y
      @user-ss6db7fq1y 2 роки тому +1

      same with AB

    • @borromorro
      @borromorro 2 роки тому +2

      I swear Michael Scott has done a similar dance

    • @BloodyBobJr
      @BloodyBobJr 2 роки тому +4

      I don't think you can exactly call his dancing good..but its oddly super fun to watch. Especially his old H3 videos

  • @enchanteddryad6500
    @enchanteddryad6500 2 роки тому +17

    Dan's idea is easy if you get a spray painter artist to do exactly that design, 2 ambient wall lights and and a bluetooth speaker set, you'd be there for 5000k easy.

  • @lizbethmiranda6926
    @lizbethmiranda6926 2 роки тому +56

    when AB said "I don't pee in a bottle in front of her" he sounded like SUCH a gentleman. My guy pees in a bottle in front of me almost daily, and AB got me thinking if I deserve a true gentleman

    • @kaylabaker7410
      @kaylabaker7410 2 роки тому +30

      why don't your dude just use the toilet? 😭😭🤚

    • @michellecwen
      @michellecwen 2 роки тому +38

      the bar is low

    • @genericname8727
      @genericname8727 2 роки тому +19

      If he’s doing that daily then.. I don’t know but that’s not normal

    • @sugarsore
      @sugarsore 2 роки тому +16

      Daily? Why?

    • @commanderwaddles3483
      @commanderwaddles3483 2 роки тому

      There's plenty dudes that are willing to fulfil your ignorance is bliss desires under the guise of chivalry, go ahead & dump your transparent partner lol

  • @caro6003
    @caro6003 2 роки тому +84

    ab’s face/quiet laughter when zach’s telling his rejection story is 💀💀💀💀💀

  • @legioncourier-2473
    @legioncourier-2473 2 роки тому +145

    The story telling segments are always the best part of the podcast wish there was more of it

  • @syd6130
    @syd6130 2 роки тому +38

    Can we also appreciate how positive this community has gotten? It’s such a treat to go to the comments and see everyone enjoying themselves

  • @thedoc8338
    @thedoc8338 2 роки тому +8

    I've watched this intro just to listen to Dan's scream probably ten times by now

  • @niceguy1602
    @niceguy1602 2 роки тому +35

    Once in highschool I got called into the office and a police officer was there. He pulled out a box of cigarettes and said he found them in my locker. He kept me there for like 5 minutes accusing me of smoking at school before he revealed it as a girl asking be to a dance. I was incredibly scared and embarrassed, and I felt like it was extremely inappropriate for him to agree to something like that.

    • @madisonk2397
      @madisonk2397 2 роки тому

      You should call in on Monday during H3TV to talk about this 👀

  • @_AverageAlex_
    @_AverageAlex_ 2 роки тому +186

    Olivia’s bathroom idea needs to happen. Party Pööper is genius.

    • @flowermom3507
      @flowermom3507 2 роки тому +13

      Only thing is- the black light is going to show any urine anywhere 😂

    • @RealElongatedMuskrat
      @RealElongatedMuskrat 2 роки тому +5

      @@flowermom3507 strobe lighting so you're pretty much blinded and can't see it

    • @commanderwaddles3483
      @commanderwaddles3483 2 роки тому +4

      @@flowermom3507 Easy cleaning 👌

    • @ariseira_
      @ariseira_ 2 роки тому

      Daft punk make a surprise appearance at the hottest club around