We Play Silent Library - Off The Rails #13
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- Опубліковано 25 сер 2024
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Why are Ethan’s hands so nice lol
you know ethan pinned this one😭
Okay Ethan I see you pinning the comment 👀
wait until you see the feet...
THE PIN LMAOOOO
64 likes and Ethan already pinned this shit
Ethan really said “ Olivia close your senses”
59:00 LMAOOO
I absolutely died when he said that 😭
@@missasoup What was the flavour of donut, I missed it
@@breakfastattiffanys741 it was sriracha on the top with Mayo in the middle lol
@@wednesdayaddams9342 so vile
The offhand comments of this episode are so good.
Ethan: “didn’t you start exercising?”
AB: “I stopped two weeks ago”
Olivia: “you just started two weeks ago”
Ethan, dead serious to AB: “don’t you fantasize about being on Hot Ones?”
I can’t
The hot ones comment took me out 😭
Ethan is lowkey funniest when hes being a little mean
Timestamp for the exercise comment?
@@georgia673 around 50:20
whoever decided to sit olivia and ab next to each other needs a raise. the combination of ab throwing up and olivia freaking out about him throwing up was making me scream laugh
Ethan smelling the fish, going wide eyed and almost vomiting had me in tears. best. episode. ever.
the noise he made was unreal. i just rewatched that part 3x
I keep coming back to this video just to watch this part. It's so funny that Ethan looks away for a moment, just before smelling it. The doubt of whether he should do this or not, makes it so much better haha
1:30:36
@@Yandhi2 i’m literally doing exactly what you do right now 😂😂😂
For real!! This part cracks me up time and time again 😂😂😂
Whoever came up with that segment needs a fucking raise, that was hilarious the whole way through!!!
It's based off the TV Series "Silent Library"
@@CryptPixel Interesting! Had no idea, I’ll be checking it out!
Gaki No Tsukai did it first.
ikr, i hope they do more of this stuff lmao
Ian whispering “Dan, shut the fuck up” needs to be a soundbite 😂
Timestamp? I think I missed that
@@jonpaulcuzon5892 around 1:13:20ish
It’s absolute gold 🔥🔥😂
I replayed it 3 times!
Agree 1000 percent
I love Olivia, she's so sweet. Her shaking her head at AB to not eat another nugget and reassuring him he didn't have to do it was so cute. I'm glad theres another lady on the crew
A beautiful queen
Same
@Adriel SJ She does it a few times, but 1:13:13
@@Lilmanhaha It was never a sausage festival???
@@heavyreckless it did feel like it sometimes though
Confession: most nights I put on the Silent Library segment and fall asleep to it bec it sounds as if I'm there somewhere sleeping and the crew are just being considerate but talking within themselves
😂
me rn
you're sleeping to the sound of AB vomiting
How you gonna sleep through alarm noises?
Yeah I couldn’t do it. Too many mouth noises!
“Who wants to decorate Dan’s head like a cupcake?”
“I’m interested”
With a Teddy Fresh-designed Cupcake wrapper turtleneck
I replayed that part like 5 times! I was laughing so hard! Was it ethan who said that?!?! Lmfaoo who said it?!?! xD 😆😆😆😆
I laughed so hard at that
Whiteclaw Gabe: FUCK YEAH! FRIDAY! FUCK YEAH! DO IT BABY ON FRIDAY FUCK YEAH!
@@cassigarica2005 I think it was Zack
the entire crew honestly makes the show, its a key element in the entire podcast for real. ethan ofc is to thank for it but having all the crew together seriously makes every episode
I feel like once the pandemic hit and they had to switch away from the original format with guests to segments involving the crew to fill in the time, they really found a nice groove that allows everybody to shine. The dynamic has gotten so much better. I'd much rather listen to the crew banter amongst themselves than some minor celebrity guest answering talk show questions.
But the crew shouldn't be getting 5%
Always my favorite episodes when the crew is involved
ethan definitely picked the right people for the show that’s for sure.. at least most of the time 🤣
Agreed. But the main crew I would say, I don't really care about Shannon, Olivia etc
Zach: “anything for the show!”
Ethan: “ i DIDNT ask you to do that!”
💀😂😂😂😂😂
This had me dying & Lmao the “wtf are you doing” from Ethan and Dan moves back to reveal Zach chewing on that onion 😂
I'm coming back to this and noticed that Ethan doesn't whisper at all he just talk softly lmaoooo
I just came back to this too and it is so funny. I had to pause this so I could use the bathroom so I wouldn’t pee on myself. They need to do this again.
LMFAO you're right
@@nanmarie8207your wish came true only 2 months later!
When they blurred Ian’s feet I died.
that was literally the most incredible off the rails episode ever to air.
Glad alot of people dug it. I personally have these themed episodes on the bottom of the list. Don't get me wrong the gang is always great and even the "worst" shows are awesome entertainment. The political ones are snoozefest for me straight up tho, but aside from Leftovers, they only do short segments on politics lately and don't have as many political guests and so on. So even that complaint isn't really of any relevance 🤷♂️ I'm a traditional H3 fan I guess overall tho lol my fave are the After Dark shows with Hila when they just watch wild videos and chat and react. Off the rails is def a cool little offshoot where they can experiment and do skits and all that tho. Just not my fave H3 content overall alot of times I guess. All that being said it was beautiful to see them all hanging out and laughing playing the game and I applaud the creativity and effort🙏✌❤
@@maxhines5744 😂😂😂
@@maxhines5744 😭😭😭 I can’t
@@CoreyHart13 chill Corey
@@maxhines5744 His comments are always so long 💀 He wrote a whole ass essay in comments about Joe Rogan and ivermectin on another pod. No one asked.
AB’s grip on the table at 1:30:36 has me DYING 🤣 death grip on that table
I’m literally crying that shit had me dead when I went back 😂😂😂😂
Didn't even notice that kekeke
And then Ethan's gag immediately after dude LMAOOO
Everyone's laughter after Zach apologized during his consent tape killed me, that was the best part
Mine too 🤣
Ethans face 😭😭 I replayed it like 5 times it was so funny
ethan as ian's gagging on liquid chicken and fighting for his life: "face the camera, face the camera" LMFAO
@Cunty McCunt yoooo 😂
Lmfaooooooo
You're doing great sweetie ❤️
im surprised no one made the joke being like “okay david dobrik” this entire video hahahah
@@DianaD113 omg I was just about to say that! Big dubrick vibes
Zach slamming the caramel onion: “Anything for the show”
“Nobody asked you to do that!”
That's joker brain
Zach knows what the people want
Zach is a comedic genius
1:20:12
AB was truly the star of this lmao. Fighting for his life the whole time
With all respect to Leena I'm an AB simp
AB and Olivia looking out for each other this whole episode, love the dynamic
They have such adorable sibling energy! I absolutely hate when ppl ship them though, it makes me feel so bad for Lina :(
@@avamcivor5060 alabama sibling energy 😳🤔
Poor AB saying "Sorry Olivia" as he was puking hahaha
@@avamcivor5060 YES sibling energy
He didn’t even have to say anything he just handed her the yogurt and she opened it right away it was so sweet. Idk I love their friendship you can tell that they’re good homies
absolutely dying at everyone ripping lil huddy apart for his lack of enunciation 💀
they said “he needs some red leather yellow leather” 😂😂😂
He talks like my sims do
25:07 "it's the chasehudsonmeal"
@@slowpeelz “Bugerking ban a hunny twenks ingredients from ismeal thaswhy thississa Chaysudson meal issted of a liluddy”
He’s just too cool for speech
@@slowpeelz "Buhh.. imthe real mey"
zach biting AB’s nipple, ian pulling endless bones out of his mouth, the chain of vomit this was hands down the funniest pod episode ever
@@Kigoz4Life don’t ever correct me
@@rhiannar9389 thon't*
When Zach said “No I consent. This is willingly. I consent. I’m sorry” during the butterfly kisses 😂
Ethan: "He's praying to god, he's looking at em for help" "He's asking Jesus, to let him live..." 🤣
that killed me bahaha
I literally read this comment at the same time that part was playing on the video 🤣🤣
it’s been 5 minutes and i’m still dying at ethan saying “he sounds like a rat going through the wall”
This had to be the funniest part. Because it's so accurate.
😆❣
Lol what’s the timestamp
@@angenibarrios6904 1:25:45 around this time :)
1:31:30
AB dying
Ethan: "he seems to be doing pretty well"
Underrated comment hahaha
AB downing the milk and Dan whisper yelling “no!! This is a huge mistake!!” Had me cracking up 😅
Watching old episodes now makes Dan’s shots look weird without being surrounded by the scorpion chair
Fr 😭😭
It’s so weird! Also, I said this in another comment but Shannon??
*AB, on the verge of puking*
Zach: “He needs a beer”
😭😂
HAHAHAHAHA
Or when they;re smelling the fika and zach metions the thizz face
Well.. that's what Keemstar's solution is to every problem 🍻
@@eshavats worse…he’d suggest whiteclaw
keemstar voice: If only takes three sips
This episode was fantastic. I haven't laughed this hard at the podcast in a while. Brought we back to the days of silent library. Huge props to the crew for putting on such a great show!
Didn't work for me. A podcast is supposed to be listened to and not seen. Half of this episode was whispers and I had no idea what was happening.
SOOOO GOOD i laughed soo much. I had a shitty day and this made it sooo much better
Definitely agree and silent library needs a part 2! This unlocked a deep memory for me at least and it must continue 🙏🏼
@@TheKomentor a PoDcAsT iS sUpPosEd tO bE LisTenEd To Not SeEn bro just enjoy it
I was literally crying this was gut wrenching comedy.
Ethan whispering “Olivia, just close your senses” lmao 🤣 what
"I felt his tongue" had me in tears
the smash cut from ian saying “the fly is here and he wants to talk to you” to dan being held at gunpoint by somebody in a fly suit.....im crying
That was Cam btw 😆
when ethan’s eyes got huge and he almost puked after smelling the fish and everyone trying not to laugh at him has to be the funniest thing i’ve ever seen
1:30:35
Bruh his eyes almost popped out of his head 😂 That was hilarious
💀😂
And poor AB
Literally I cry cackle just thinking about it 🤣
There's something hilarious about Zack quietly watching Ian at 1:35:49 and then cracking up when Ian groans.
"That's like the loudest jacket I've ever heard" hahahaha
zach eating everyone's challenges when he didnt have to is killing me LMFAOOOO
And then he throws it all up😂😂
@@kcandycutie so joker brained
Anything for the show
“Why’d you wear the loudest jacket today???? That’s the loudest jacket I’ve ever heard” LMFAO ETHAN
AS AB IS FIGHTING FOR HIS LIFE 😭 ETHAN HAS NO MERCY
That was so good
Ethan: “Do you hear him puking?”
Olivia: “I don’t wanna talk about it.”
GIRL SAME
thats it. I'm simping Olivia..
She’s such a cutie
Too bad she’s simping AB
@@Biggleboggles He’s married u weirdo…
@@Biggleboggles stop this shit
her reaction to the hot sauce was impressive, simp worthy for sure.
“Who wants to decorate Dans head like a cupcake?”
Ethan: “I’m interested”
😂🤣🤣💀💀💀🤣
I just love that Lovebot is laughing while the whole crew is puking from surströmming
When AB was dying from the hot sauce and looked over at Olivia and she said she was fine AND THEN HE TOOK HER WATER FROM HER I FUCKING CRACKED UP
Ethan: “don’t use your hand you fucking coward”
Also Ethan: can’t finish a single challenge
It's like when you're giggling and shushing each other at a sleepover when you're all supposed to be sleeping
when you're at a sleep over with all your friends and you supposed to be asleep, and someone just whisper "pee pee" and you all lose it
Omg memories 😂🤣
It makes everything 10 times funnier when you aren't supposed to laugh.
Zach whispering "Yo, can I try that?" about that shake fucking killed me
"I like the chunky drink texture" was what got me
I wouldn't want to have to chug it, but I'm equally as curious to taste it.
And then saying, “It’s good” when Ethan asked how it was. Funniest moment in the show because it’s just Zach being Zach.
Ab's hand on Zachs head was by far the part that broke me out laughing
my lungs collapsed
Shredder growling from under the table at the fish is an underrated moment
AB sniffing the fish then immediately sticking his head in the bowl had me dying 🤣
What got me was ethan’s reaction to it!!!!
Ethans eyes bulging as he gagged was so funny. My stomach hurts from laughing XD
Poor AB though he was just suffering
Same
Bruh I watch your piano tutorials all the time how tf are you here too 😱
AB needs to be kicked off the show for good
The fact that Ethan and Hila have assimilated the crew into the podcast makes it so good and unique, I appreciate them so much for it. Also Shannon a baddie
I wonder if Hila has a 10/10 dude as an assistant lmfao
Olivia tho 👀. Looks like a fineass crew of badass chicks and dudes.
I agree but also I'm team Olivia all the way
What’s Shannon’s @
@@MuamerBrka ugh don’t make it weird
rewatching this vid in prep for silent library this wednesday
Same here!
Same! Can't wait
Me too. Also who is Shannon?? I kind of remember her but not really lol. Did they fire her and replace her with Lena?
@@epfrazier I seriously don't remember her ever existing, and I feel like I should remember because that's my name 😄 so weird
@@epfrazier No they’re all still super good friends with her especially Cam. She got a different job and Lena took over her responsibilities
AB throwing up and instantly apologizing to Olivia was so sweet 😭😭😭
“I believe in you, your mr. verified” I’m absolutely dead lmfao
sam as the librarian was perfect she really embodied that roll 😂
She sure did she looked so cute lol
*role 😅
I've never seen Dan so genuinely happy as he was this ENTIRE episode, he's giggling the whole time
1:30:37
ethan’s gag reaction has me on the floor dying but dans reaction to him has me doubling over. i’ve never laughed this hard to anything
Ian having his feet blurred is only out of respect to Ethan, the king of Ethansfeet, formerly king of Wikifeet.
you weirdos make me cry laugh sometimes with this feet shit
wikifeet king > mr. verified
The fact they blurred his feet killed me
ian actually learned to blur them on command
such a perfect sentence relating to H3 lore
i love that AB vomited quietly for Olivia he was dying but was still being considerate af
He was a trooper, AB had it the worst!
And Zach was so loud 🤣
Zach looked so sad when everyone left the table at the end 😂 he looked like he just wanted to keep playing and voluntarily eating all the nasty food ahah Zach is such a funny bastard
Ian having to CHEW the Muddy Huddy made me feel so physically ill
Okay, this is my new favourite episode. Gives me such “friends goofing around at the lunch table” vibes.
The way Zach looked at Ethan for the butterfly kisses had me rolling
Nah the way ab grabbed Zacks head when he was eating the candy bra off was hands down the funniest 🤣
1:04:53
When Ethan said in a serious tone "Don't you fantasize about being on hot ones?" when AB said he can't do spicy stuff 😭
1:16:42
O "He always has a toothbrush"
Z "He makes himself gag with it"
E "Why, why?"
O "He loves dental hygiene"
I love these people 😊
AB stroking Zach’s hair before he goes in to munch on his candy bra killed me 😂
Dude, AB got put through the wringer in this one. Shoutout to his family. What a champ 😂🥵🤢
@@MillioniarePenguin ab is so funnyyyy wym
@@MillioniarePenguin Dang, I thought he seems like a pretty chill guy.
@@MillioniarePenguin hater
@@MillioniarePenguin dan the hater
@@MillioniarePenguin yikes.
“Don’t you fantasize about being on hot ones” and Ethan had the most serious face lmfaoooo
1:09:21
That part took me out 😂
I died laughing when it cut to AB cradling the box of almond milk
19:18
Dan saying "Ethan. . . that's too large of a bite" had such a stern motherly tone lmfaoooo
DAN IS DEFINITELY THE MOM FRIEND 🤣
He's so mommy🥰
When Zach silently picked up the onion and started eating
Zach: “anything for the show”
Dan: “no one asked you to do that”
Made me laugh so hard
1:20:11
He tried to finish that waffle too lmao why is he like this? No wonder he's taking emergency shits on peoples yards lmao out here drinking muddy huddys, eating candy coated onions, canned fish & fish waffles ALL UNPROVOKED! Hes beyond joker brain now lol
When Ethan said to AB and Zach "you guys have been wanting to do that for A WHILE" about the candy bra, I lost it.
I seriously find Ian the funniest! He's just naturally funny with his expressions and quick come backs he doesn't even try to be funny but he's definitely easily becoming my favorite
The fucking butterfly kiss one killed me lmaoo just Ethan whispering “do you have any eye born illnesses” and Zachs face when he was about to go in for it bahahahhaa
LMAO That was the best part. "Do you have pink eye?" "This is an HR issue..."
I was crying when Zach said, “I consent, I’m sorry” 😂
Dude me too
“Why did you wear the loudest jacket today?!” I can’t stop laughing
And then him not being able to handle the spicy nugget made me laugh!!!
@@batmansuenos scrubbing his tongue with yogurt I mean good god AB hahahah
Me too hahahaha
“It’s the loudest jacket I’ve ever heard!” Lol.
I need this timestamp!
The moment when Ethan smelled that Fish @1:30:40 i can't 😆. His face, sound that he made, which made Olivia freaking out and AB grabing his Silver bucket thighter 🤣🤣 few seconds of pure Gold, chain reaction
The fact the splat sound on 53:14 was so audible it cracked me up
Ladies & Gents, the best Off The Rails episode EVER.
@youwannafuckonmee 𖤐 🅥 you have 63 comments on this channel, full time weirdo
@youwannafuckonmee 𖤐 🅥 Yeah my channel dead and idgaf to be honest because it's still that account I use to support content creators I do enjoy on this platform. with ☮ & ❤
@@alecale6375 so is he commenting for clout like the dead channel who tries to revive it by spam commenting literally everywhere? shutfup
this episode is an hour and a half and you said it was the best 15 minutes after it was uploaded
Seven Hunnid is an underrated UA-camr, his videos are good i watch him & this channel most of the time..
The way Olivia was trying to coach AB through the spicy nugget cause she was so terrified of him throwing up again is the funniest shit ever
Damn she fine
@@fyutweraz2200 unsolicited bro she didnt ask
I still can’t believe Hila’s never puked! She’s literally been pregnant twice!😳 bionic woman?
this is my comfort episode and I will continue to rewatch it while you are on a break
Same lol
Zach enjoyed all off this way too much. From eating literally EVERYTHING, the butterfly kisses, the candy bra and don't even get me started on 1:29:00, that shit had me crying
This was by far the funniest fucking episode I’ve ever seen, I was rolling. Poor AB got his ass handed to him
Watching this again in prep for tomorrow's Silent Library - so weird to see Dan not in the scorpion chair 😅
I did the biggest double take 😂😂
Ian was really using all of the strength he’s ever had @1:34:48
The "HUH?" soundbite is the funniest one
Thank you for letting us know
Yeah but after he spams it shit starts to get annoying
where is that one from? I cant figure it out
@@chromerevolver5854 HUH
A BokHUEHHHH?
Lmao that little "I think hila would want me to step in at this point" from ab when Ethan was going pig mode on that chicken sandwich was too funny
1:30:41 is making me lose my mind omg everyone's reaction
I like how the Silent Library segment doubles as the first H3 ASMR video
That is the most horrifically obnoxious way to start a podcast. I love every second of it.
I always imagine some poor fuck driving to their shitty job in the morning and turning on last night's podcast only to hear that monstrosity
I love it so much. The biaaaaaanca fits so well with the machine gun noises
Seven Hunnid is an underrated UA-camr, his videos are good i watch him & this channel most of the time.. they’re both similar channels..
@@notize8246 quit spamming
Gurt and everything 🤣🤣🤣
Why’d I catching myself laughing silently like I was gonna ruin it for them 😂
Me too! I kept holding my laughing
Me too ahahah
haha me too
I did the exact same thing LmfaooOO
Legit was holding my breath and laughing quiet hahaha
1:34:45 Ethan narrating Ian’s suffering while eating the fish is the hardest I’ve laughed in a while.
When Zach was looking at the camera consenting and he said "I'm sorry" 😂😂
Zack has to do a merge of "biaaaaaaan-ca" and keemstar's "huh?", so It becomes "biaaaaaaaaaaaan-huh?"
this idea is so much funnier than it should be. if he did that i would be so caught off guard like ik i’d cackle
YES
I just said that in my head and actually burst into laughter. Please someone in the discord spam this next time 😂
I am dying at the idea lmao
great idea
1:20:04 olivia finishing her challenge and it cutting to zach randomly eating the caramel covered onion out of pure free will and curiosity ☠️
Comedy gold
AB and Zach’s friendship is so pure
AB: *Dying*
Zach: I'm SO proud of you
The genuine, unintentional comedic dynamic and chemistry of these 6 together is pure gold.
Also AB dying from hot sauce is the greatest shit I’ve seen in a long ass time. 👏🏽
The girl is annoying
@@RunescapeWhack noo olivia is amazing
@@soccerchic1317 I feel like she totally has a thing for AB lol
@@RunescapeWhack no you
@@tjayduboh7 I dont get that vibe
Ethan’s near vomit from smelling the can will never not be funny 😂😂😂 favorite moment in the episode
I was on the verge of puking for the entire silent library part, but I think I’d watch another one of these lol