High School For The Performing Arts Student Goes In Depth About Really Weird Peer Pressure

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  • Опубліковано 17 вер 2024
  • Philadelphia High School for Performing and Visual Arts student Samantha Bylum, 16, told reporters this week that she is currently experiencing an overwhelming amount of pressure to conform to some really weird social norms.
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  • @LEEEEEEEEEEE1
    @LEEEEEEEEEEE1 11 років тому +1824

    I went to a performing arts high school and this is frighteningly accurate

    • @randomblueguy
      @randomblueguy 3 роки тому +5

      Why does this comment have no replies?

    • @pennryan970
      @pennryan970 3 роки тому +18

      At a school with a conservatory - "...you haven't heard Kamasi Washington's The Epic?... who *are* you?!"

    • @ebonynaomi9694
      @ebonynaomi9694 3 роки тому +8

      Blue probably because you couldn’t reply directly to people 7 years ago I don’t think

    • @Meowface.
      @Meowface. 3 роки тому +4

      @@ebonynaomi9694
      Been on this platform for 15-20 years
      As far back as I can remember there were replies to comments
      They were displayed differently but...yea

    • @TheCStrike2
      @TheCStrike2 3 роки тому +2

      Why type of person goes to a performing arts high school?

  • @spaceshipjessica
    @spaceshipjessica 11 років тому +1193

    "It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed." - U.S Air Force Manual

    • @estebangarcia399
      @estebangarcia399 3 роки тому +11

      Modern warfare?

    • @Julianna.Domina
      @Julianna.Domina 3 роки тому +57

      That's just good life advice there

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 3 роки тому +141

      People always get so weird and polarized any time there's a bombing. I mean, okay, so your entire family were blasted to gory pieces of meat and organs or burnt to a screaming crisp in front of you. That doesn't mean you should be rude to the people who killed them! It's called being the bigger person~

    • @lunakid12
      @lunakid12 3 роки тому +66

      @@hazukichanx408 Thank you for being the rare reasonable voice amidst all the madness.

    • @reanetsemoleleki8219
      @reanetsemoleleki8219 3 роки тому +16

      Generally? So there are specific circumstances in which that would be advisable?

  • @MindFlowersDotNet
    @MindFlowersDotNet 11 років тому +2329

    I had the same type of pressure at my dentistry school. Every one was like: "Did you read last night's assignment?" And I was like: "I want to be a hygienist! Not a bookworm! Ugh!" And Stephanie would always be like: "U don't even know what a molar is." and I would be up in her face: "Yah, maybe. But I do know what a moron is. You. You are."
    The bottom line is 1) there will always be peer pressure and 2) If you want a tooth filled message me and I'll hook you up cheap.

    • @timothyandrewausten
      @timothyandrewausten 3 роки тому +34

      LOL

    • @Grgrqr
      @Grgrqr 3 роки тому +5

      Cool

    • @arikalamari19
      @arikalamari19 3 роки тому +33

      you didn't read the assignments?😂

    • @ancienttechnique5830
      @ancienttechnique5830 3 роки тому +115

      I take my hat off to you for not following the so called “in crowd”. They just want bring u down to their level. Peer pressure could lead to so many negatives. You got the best prices and they can’t even get customers who don’t have unnecessary insurance plans. Jokes on all them haters

    • @Sydney-Casket-Base
      @Sydney-Casket-Base 3 роки тому +48

      ur funny but i wouldnt trust u to fill my teeth lol. sorry

  • @dillonsteiji8786
    @dillonsteiji8786 11 років тому +465

    Lost it at fishnet sleeves... Nothing like feeling the Onion's hot breath on my neck in the morning.

  • @dneuens
    @dneuens 11 років тому +501

    I still think it's gold. Even when it's not as slap-your-knees funny, it's still really great and subtle observational humor.

    • @chamboyette853
      @chamboyette853 3 роки тому +2

      In what way?

    • @nisoteric3484
      @nisoteric3484 3 роки тому +21

      Dude just ask a question from a comment that was left 7 years ago

    • @ErickLGonzalez
      @ErickLGonzalez 3 роки тому +1

      Dylan is a transgender non-binary elephant now that can't reply to your question.

    • @dneuens
      @dneuens 3 роки тому +9

      [stares at peanut]

  • @flyguy8814
    @flyguy8814 3 роки тому +128

    I went to a highly gifted magnet program in middle school... my peers considered it socially unacceptable to wear anything in fashion because they counted fashion as “shallow” and “unintelligent”. Wild.

    • @tristanreynolds5748
      @tristanreynolds5748 3 роки тому

      Wow where do you live lol

    • @nousername1358
      @nousername1358 Рік тому +9

      They hated being fashion culture so much that they invented their own rules of being fashionable, how fascinating

    • @SissyFlower5
      @SissyFlower5 Рік тому +3

      Judging someone based on how they dress….isn’t that a little shallow 🤔🤔

  • @JulianneHannes
    @JulianneHannes 4 роки тому +143

    And if you dare say one bad thing about Patti Lupone you'll get a black eye and be forced to clean the dressing room and build sets

  • @HiitsEli
    @HiitsEli 11 років тому +81

    We went to a spoken words and interpretive dance performance last week, and she was the only who did not want to do the impromptu performance. then she refused to wear the spandex body suit.

  • @ddn0496
    @ddn0496 11 років тому +79

    this made my day as i was looking into art high schools recently

    • @phoneheaded
      @phoneheaded 3 роки тому +6

      Did you ever find one?

    • @sophiavechnyak6763
      @sophiavechnyak6763 3 роки тому +3

      Where did you end up going to high school? I don’t expect specifics for obvious reasons but did you go into art?

    • @bambiii787
      @bambiii787 3 роки тому +2

      so did u go to one?

    • @free22
      @free22 3 роки тому +9

      He is now an investment banker.

    • @KN-jr6tx
      @KN-jr6tx 3 роки тому +7

      @@free22 Sad. Yet another hopeful artist's dreams abandoned for a career in finance.

  • @GuysCallMeShawna
    @GuysCallMeShawna 11 років тому +156

    I went to an arts school. This is accurate. Only, it was which disney movie had the best sound track. Early 90's.

  • @samc5602
    @samc5602 3 роки тому +33

    The art highschool i went to for a year had a guy with a foot fetish that always asked girls "everyone has sensitivities, want to find out yours?"

  • @ericmoyna7910
    @ericmoyna7910 3 роки тому +11

    Still shocked that she mentioned Esperanza Spaulding.

  • @vjm3
    @vjm3 3 роки тому +36

    You know what I heard? Samantha isn't even gay. She doesn't even pretend for brownie points.
    No wonder she's a pariah.

  • @dogfight156
    @dogfight156 11 років тому +167

    hmmm... looks like she needs some 7up10 to me! great taste and only 10 calories get both with 7up10!

    • @Haffy442
      @Haffy442 3 роки тому +15

      Wow, thank you dogshit!

    • @Grgrqr
      @Grgrqr 3 роки тому +7

      What is “7up10?” 7 ten ups? Ten 7ups? Seventy 1ups?

    • @laraantipova389
      @laraantipova389 3 роки тому +2

      @@Grgrqr it’s a soda pop it’s cherry-lime flavored. It’s pretty good, but not very well-known.

    • @fenixmeaney6170
      @fenixmeaney6170 3 роки тому +12

      @@Grgrqr nothing
      What's 7up with you?

  • @exnorwegian
    @exnorwegian 11 років тому +12

    It's tough now, there is a lot more competition out there with CNN, BBC and FOX just to name a few!!

  • @arikalamari19
    @arikalamari19 3 роки тому +15

    🙈isn't that my awkward experience during my theatre studies

  • @Sthuthukile
    @Sthuthukile 3 роки тому +13

    The title saying "goes in depth" but her lines being under a minute, is the funniest part

  • @EayuProuxm
    @EayuProuxm 3 роки тому +27

    I support being up to date on the latest Esperanza Spalding album

  • @Kribothegreat
    @Kribothegreat 11 років тому +1

    oh my god, my school has the weirdest peer pressure too. Every one is a hillbilly and talk about trucks, boots, hunting, quads and fishing. Every one also listens to country music it is so fucking wierd

  • @panameadeplm
    @panameadeplm 11 років тому +16

    Hey, I like fishnet sleeves.

  • @lanceawatt
    @lanceawatt 11 років тому +22

    When read headline thought it said:
    High School For The Performing Arts Goes In Depth About Some Really Weird Shit.

  • @mflynn2009
    @mflynn2009 11 років тому +6

    It must be a cold day in June

  • @Muonium1
    @Muonium1 11 років тому +34

    "It's art, so, who really gives a shit, am I right?"

  • @pewpscoop
    @pewpscoop 11 років тому +7

    everytime i read an onion video title i lol

  • @hm09235nd
    @hm09235nd 11 років тому +22

    Haha, sometimes the comments are funnier than the actual video clip! :)

  • @eely225
    @eely225 11 років тому +1

    precisely correct

  • @Aimborla
    @Aimborla 11 років тому +5

    I think I am that audience, I went to the Butler Tech School of Arts for high school lol

  • @AnthemTD
    @AnthemTD 3 роки тому +2

    I actually went to the Philadelphia HS for performing arts (called CAPA) for drums and this was the bullshit stereotype everyone at other schools assumed about us. No one was like this

  • @liammiller18
    @liammiller18 11 років тому +2

    Audio levels for the interview scenes are a bit wonky.

  • @goingupshegoes
    @goingupshegoes 11 років тому +1

    she was nearly impossible to understand.

  • @killerspinach8256
    @killerspinach8256 3 роки тому +1

    Still better than getting beat up

  • @alias_peanut
    @alias_peanut 3 роки тому

    I can imagine

  • @DeffoZappo
    @DeffoZappo 3 роки тому +1

    In 2021 this would be an actual MSNBC video

  • @Writtenjustice
    @Writtenjustice 11 років тому +2

    I overheard her talking about Interior Semiotics. Said it was "really weird and kind of stupid." Talk about pearls before swine...

  • @xxxxyz854
    @xxxxyz854 3 роки тому +3

    The same social currency pressure was applied when a Troy Michigan congregation elder asked the group how many governing body members there are. I knew he wouldn't ask their names because he did not look down at his notes after asking the question. That same elder actually believed the lame excuse of obtaining a library card as the reason for the BORG becoming an NGO of the U.N. It would be laughable if it were not so serious.

  • @dominicross96
    @dominicross96 4 роки тому +2

    I despise the "fanbase" surrounding the performing arts.

  • @mkgalaxywarrior45869
    @mkgalaxywarrior45869 11 років тому

    they don't think it be like it is, but it do

  • @MasticinaAkicta
    @MasticinaAkicta 11 років тому +1

    In the path of Art.. these troubles are what makes one stronger.
    Would Michelangelo left such a brilliance upon this world if not held back by those around him. OF COURSE not..
    I see a great future here for this student.

  • @teddyshmurda3894
    @teddyshmurda3894 3 роки тому

    ‘The latest Esperanza Spaulding albums’ loool

  • @voteforjoe
    @voteforjoe 11 років тому +11

    lol shooting for a small audience with this one, onion.

  • @neekonsaadat2532
    @neekonsaadat2532 3 роки тому

    Esperanza Spalding, ha!

  • @myfirstcrappyvideobilly
    @myfirstcrappyvideobilly 3 роки тому

    I'm sorry but isn't that school at Broad and Washington? Because that's a different building.

  • @xpirate16
    @xpirate16 11 років тому +1

    She should really talk to Silent Bob about it

  • @slaythedragonstrackclub
    @slaythedragonstrackclub 3 роки тому

    Whatchu know about Esperanza Spaulding Youngblood?

  • @awesomeskier12345
    @awesomeskier12345 11 років тому +6

    Everything that a normal high isn't like. It's pretty much the best thing in existence. Not to mention the academics at my school are also off the charts, so it's basically all that I could ever hope for in a high school.

  • @walterw8223
    @walterw8223 3 роки тому +10

    You often think you would see less of this in artist, creators, designers and such.
    But the sad truth seems to be, most people are conformist, with a high tendency for groupthink.
    :(

    • @A.Vagrant
      @A.Vagrant 3 роки тому +3

      you actually see less of it in the sciences where people are very independent thinkers who challenge each other constantly. creative people develop a herd mentality quite easily - insecure egos all around, why would anyone be surprised?

    • @timefortee
      @timefortee 3 роки тому

      @@A.Vagrant That's an illusion you have. In reality they are just as twisted.

    • @A.Vagrant
      @A.Vagrant 3 роки тому +2

      @@timefortee no. Everyone's twisted, but there is definitely a difference.

    • @InADarkTavern
      @InADarkTavern 3 роки тому +2

      @@timefortee non conformist mindsets are the reason that science has gotten this far.

  • @Bomberz3
    @Bomberz3 11 років тому

    That poor thing.

  • @user-de4cq6uk6l
    @user-de4cq6uk6l 3 роки тому +2

    Nobody else comment, we must preserve this 7 year old comment section and all it’s wholesomeness

  • @slapnut892
    @slapnut892 11 років тому

    To be hated...

  • @dzjackson
    @dzjackson 11 років тому +3

    ARTS HIGHSCHOOL WOOOOOOOOOO

  • @jewelspivey8507
    @jewelspivey8507 3 роки тому +1

    This one ain’t even a joke

  • @criminalchip2772
    @criminalchip2772 3 роки тому

    true

  • @GnesThenic
    @GnesThenic 11 років тому

    When annotations are on, there are two watermarks in the bottom-right.

  • @DarkJusticeMetal
    @DarkJusticeMetal 11 років тому +13

    Looks like she could use some 7UP 10. Great taste, only ten calories! Get both!

    • @MCVessels
      @MCVessels 2 роки тому

      Both ten calories?

  • @nidhishsharma9471
    @nidhishsharma9471 3 роки тому +6

    Anyone else get this recommended now

  • @jyotkanwalbhambra5100
    @jyotkanwalbhambra5100 3 роки тому +2

    me when my friends peer pressure me to watch anime

  • @wookiedestroyer101
    @wookiedestroyer101 11 років тому

    He left a while ago, RIP.

  • @Xeroxias
    @Xeroxias 11 років тому +1

    Not their best work.

  • @Stringprodigy
    @Stringprodigy 11 років тому

    She must work for The Verge.

  • @ryanrayanam
    @ryanrayanam 11 років тому

    poor girl :(

  • @badgerman17a
    @badgerman17a 11 років тому

    My point was obviously that this video can't be used as evidence for your claim that the Onion currently sucks. That should be clear. I didn't express an opinion about the current quality of the Onion. Unless of course you didn't intend to use this video as evidence. But in that case, why comment on this video? Obviously you thought it was new and now you know it isn't. For which, you're welcome.

  • @sheridan5175
    @sheridan5175 3 роки тому

    I can relate

  • @swiftyasaninja
    @swiftyasaninja 11 років тому

    pfft, yeah right.

  • @kalackninja
    @kalackninja 11 років тому +1

    i go to an art school now and it is accurate

  • @AleexV
    @AleexV 11 років тому

    No really?

  • @gorgeousaur
    @gorgeousaur 11 років тому +1

    In this case "practice" means "scouring twitter and tumblr for avant garde bullshit."

  • @macNchess
    @macNchess 11 років тому

    Wait, I thought it was CAPA, not PAVA

  • @vikingasjal
    @vikingasjal 11 років тому

    Thought the thumbnail was Alexi Laiho

  • @trueblade3636
    @trueblade3636 3 роки тому +1

    What do you mean you don't have a, migration background, vagina, gender disorder, handicap, or a different skin color, gender, or sexuality?
    Haha! You must have it soo easy in your life. - is now the current standard at schools

  • @mcpencil524
    @mcpencil524 11 років тому

    the*

  • @Pyricshadows
    @Pyricshadows 11 років тому

    She had a Jack's Mannequin shit!

  • @Kribothegreat
    @Kribothegreat 11 років тому

    the sad part is that it's true, i go to a tech school

    • @maumau9466
      @maumau9466 3 роки тому

      Hey random person on the internet, how are things going for you at your tech school?

  • @bobbybob188
    @bobbybob188 11 років тому

    Me in band class.

  • @brianellinger6622
    @brianellinger6622 3 роки тому

    Hostage by your mom well by distraught people Rob

  • @mayabutlikebetter2345
    @mayabutlikebetter2345 3 роки тому

    This is why I rejected art school.

  • @thebog11
    @thebog11 3 роки тому

    That girl is clearly not 16 lol

  • @Sercer25
    @Sercer25 11 років тому

    I hope you're joking. They just went from really crude humor to more ironic humor. Get over it.

  • @cbradley1391
    @cbradley1391 11 років тому +1

    damn hipsters

  • @awesomeskier12345
    @awesomeskier12345 11 років тому

    I GO TO A HIGH SCHOOL FOR THE PERFORMING ARTS

  • @mcpencil524
    @mcpencil524 11 років тому +4

    Noah's ark is the Achilles Heel of the bible? What are you talking about?
    The Bible is the Achilles Heel of this Bible.

  • @twitchster77
    @twitchster77 11 років тому

    Meh...she looks 18 to me...

  • @toppercullen
    @toppercullen 11 років тому +1

    Ha Ha ! LOL

  • @2mad2behere
    @2mad2behere 11 років тому

    I think hipsters are pretty global thing

  • @narutorasengantube
    @narutorasengantube 11 років тому

    16? more like 35.

  • @thaatguyyyy
    @thaatguyyyy 3 роки тому

    This is what I'm going through just as an artist, it's making me realise how much it doesnt matter n I should just do my thing

  • @penicscat7190
    @penicscat7190 11 років тому

    meh

  • @kaledovic
    @kaledovic 11 років тому

    wow! The replies show a lot of you people have no idea which channel posted this!

  • @artandlife7181
    @artandlife7181 3 роки тому +8

    There is nothing sadder and more futureless than a teenager with some kind of artistic talent.

    • @Hakajin
      @Hakajin 3 роки тому

      What about a teenager with some kind of philosophical talent? It was me, I was that teenager.

    • @lampyrisnoctiluca9904
      @lampyrisnoctiluca9904 3 роки тому

      @@Hakajin How did you do?

    • @Hakajin
      @Hakajin 3 роки тому +1

      @@lampyrisnoctiluca9904 Well, I'm an MA in Language and Literacy Education now, but I STILL don't know what I want to do with myself after that. Lol.

    • @lampyrisnoctiluca9904
      @lampyrisnoctiluca9904 3 роки тому

      @@Hakajin Like our wishes ever come true... Everything that counts is a strugle to get. You would never have the perfect life you expected in your yought. Whether that life would be good depends on you and your circumstances. Just do something meaningfull with your life. You are the one who decides what meaningfull means.
      I was a "gifted" student. I exceled in nerdschool that focused on science and wanted to became a real scientist. I somehow managed to get bachelors in environmental science, even though I was seriously depressed while in college. I believe I deserved a medal for it. College is so much harder when you are depressed. So, I am successfull. I went thru shit and still graduated. It is not your destination that counts but how you got there.
      What I meant to say is not to waste your time on "is it really for me" nor "do I really want it" nonsence, because nothing is really for you and you have no idea what do you want. I got off track. Just go on and watch how not to get miserable or depressed. If you find something that you want, go for it. If not, focus on other things in your life. :)

  • @oO_ox_O
    @oO_ox_O 11 років тому

    she doesn't look like 16

  • @felicity4711
    @felicity4711 8 років тому

    You’d think a performing arts student would enunciate better.

  • @wkavre
    @wkavre 11 років тому

    art students ≠ hipsters

  • @lagook
    @lagook 11 років тому

    hahah BURNED

  • @noomre9105
    @noomre9105 3 роки тому

    i thought the onion was supposed to be satire?????

  • @walterwhite7554
    @walterwhite7554 11 років тому +1

    For purely educational purposes you might like to check out UA-cam vids "Atheists - Jesus and the Dinosaurs" and "Gay Scientists Isolate Christian Gene" Knowledge is power. Humor is having power over Knowledge. ;)

  • @jesterofdimensionz
    @jesterofdimensionz 11 років тому

    wtf onion

  • @IronAnimation
    @IronAnimation 11 років тому

    what happened to narrator man!

  • @Screw_Head
    @Screw_Head 3 роки тому

    i came in expecting hitler jokes

  • @SGlongboard
    @SGlongboard 11 років тому +1

    i love this if you get it its fucking hilarious

  • @walterwhite7554
    @walterwhite7554 11 років тому

    Yes, you may be right. SInce lions sleep about 16 hours a day that would be in keeping with why Jesus has been sleeping for the last 2000 years. The lion idea brings to mind that other Biblical problem from the Noah's Ark story. When the water "rettreated" and two of each animal were free to roam, each time a lion ate an animal it would be eating half the existing species. I wish the lion had eaten a mosquito.

  • @7ay
    @7ay 11 років тому

    I don't know who she's taaalkiiing abbouuuut
    I don't fucking care eeiitherrr