I UNLOCKED DIAMOND LMGs and it wasn't that fun

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  • @eriknordman4222
    @eriknordman4222 4 роки тому +4039

    Jev is the cod version of the Minecraft UA-camr who says “I did some mining off camera”

  • @kx9905
    @kx9905 4 роки тому +395

    “I now know why they call it dark matter, I haven’t seen the light of day in a week.”

    • @alfredogarcia7615
      @alfredogarcia7615 4 роки тому +6

      I like this one🤣🤣 def a jev title

    • @Yo1nks
      @Yo1nks 4 роки тому

      Thats great lmao 😅

  • @samjbradshaw
    @samjbradshaw 4 роки тому +466

    Jev single-handedly just nerfed that shotgun

    • @baconmaster470
      @baconmaster470 4 роки тому +6

      Yup but until then it’s going to be the new meta in hc

    • @omenalone
      @omenalone 4 роки тому +3

      In hardcore

    • @nhb713
      @nhb713 4 роки тому

      Na, handler did. Look at the video he posted.

  • @jahmalstarrk1016
    @jahmalstarrk1016 4 роки тому +311

    "I proposed with a Damascus ring but she said she wants dark matter"

  • @asylum2200
    @asylum2200 4 роки тому +337

    Jev is about to change his name to "TheseShotgunsOnly"

  • @HunterTVbro
    @HunterTVbro 4 роки тому +2467

    HOW DOES MAN CONUTINE TO GET THESE DIAMOND

  • @eugeniolejarza9702
    @eugeniolejarza9702 4 роки тому +781

    “My wife got diamond rings but I need diamond launchers”

    • @quizzically_ambiguous
      @quizzically_ambiguous 4 роки тому +19

      bro that ain’t a jev title THAS A BAR HOMIE 🔥🔥

    • @JayFlacko
      @JayFlacko 4 роки тому +9

      This ones actually fire 😂

    • @DannyBoy-by5bv
      @DannyBoy-by5bv 4 роки тому +6

      BRUHHHHHH 💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @moebumba751
    @moebumba751 4 роки тому +693

    “I unlocked diamond CHILDREN but it wasn’t worth it”

    • @ImMcSparky
      @ImMcSparky 4 роки тому +23

      Aren't those found in Africa?

    • @Bob-od3vd
      @Bob-od3vd 4 роки тому +6

      Can I get a POG

    • @fabanano6158
      @fabanano6158 4 роки тому

      @@Bob-od3vd p o g

    • @sainty4523
      @sainty4523 4 роки тому

      I mean, diamond is the best camo in this game so, its always worth it

    • @memeh0b576
      @memeh0b576 4 роки тому +1

      Just some life seteneces nothing special

  • @dylankonings7683
    @dylankonings7683 4 роки тому +664

    “I didn’t know they nerfed snipers but at least they’ll probably be gone next cod” this is a Jev title idea for tomorrow

    • @JayFlacko
      @JayFlacko 4 роки тому +6

      I don’t know if you’re on the snipers side or not with this one 🤔

    • @zombieFaZeROBZ
      @zombieFaZeROBZ 4 роки тому +21

      If you’re complaining about sniping drop the aug and pick up a sniper and see how you do

    • @midnight_the_penguin4347
      @midnight_the_penguin4347 4 роки тому +25

      @@zombieFaZeROBZ everyone running around one bursting people in the forehead with a aug/m16 without recoil should see this

    • @ripleyleach
      @ripleyleach 4 роки тому +12

      Please tell me you are joking sniping is impossibly hard now

    • @midnight_the_penguin4347
      @midnight_the_penguin4347 4 роки тому +5

      @@ripleyleach yep it’s true but they didn’t get nerfed much because they can’t get nurfed anymore

  • @Dniel72
    @Dniel72 4 роки тому +519

    New title “I unlocked dark matter My life is dark and it doesn’t matter”

  • @AK-dm6bf
    @AK-dm6bf 4 роки тому +135

    “NUKETOWN ‘84 is arriving soon but so is my child”

  • @donny8438
    @donny8438 4 роки тому +256

    "I unlocked Dark Matter but I still need 8 double kills"
    "They nerfed snipers but I have the sniper shotgun"

  • @bruhmoment2403
    @bruhmoment2403 4 роки тому +283

    Challenge accepted: Play the Cold War campaign

    • @loopie9978
      @loopie9978 4 роки тому +3

      It was a really story

    • @a.w_.
      @a.w_. 4 роки тому +12

      @@loopie9978 it was indeed a story

    • @mrriaan3818
      @mrriaan3818 4 роки тому +8

      I can confirm it was a story

    • @banddz531
      @banddz531 4 роки тому +6

      @@mrriaan3818 I can confirm Story it was

    • @space6098
      @space6098 4 роки тому +5

      @@loopie9978 yes very story man yes

  • @matiaspalacios83
    @matiaspalacios83 4 роки тому +8

    I haven’t seen this guy in two years and I come back and he’s STILL doing the same cod videos wow that’s dedication

  • @jak4920
    @jak4920 4 роки тому +47

    jev low-key getting his own at those who shotgunned him for years with these challenges lmao

  • @Amo.Garden
    @Amo.Garden 4 роки тому +1166

    Jev’s Baby: “Da...Da..Da”
    Jev: “Dad? Are you gonna say dad?”
    Jev’s Baby: “Da... *DAMASCUS!* “

    • @soygarlic
      @soygarlic 4 роки тому +107

      Jev: starts crying

    • @vxrsie11
      @vxrsie11 4 роки тому +5

      HAHAHAA

    • @julio4206
      @julio4206 4 роки тому +9

      Then he throws the baby on the ground like if a controller and says “look I broke it”

    • @beida2294
      @beida2294 4 роки тому +61

      @@julio4206 i just had a stroke trying to read your reply

    • @yourmotheryesnt8287
      @yourmotheryesnt8287 4 роки тому +5

      @@beida2294 same dude

  • @LeBlanc_WinfieldII
    @LeBlanc_WinfieldII 4 роки тому +407

    “My wife is in labor but I unlocked dark matter”

  • @shudaa6842
    @shudaa6842 4 роки тому +2835

    “My wife gave birth but I unlocked Dark Matter”

    • @Bob-od3vd
      @Bob-od3vd 4 роки тому +51

      Can I get a POG

    • @gregsontoziomal3181
      @gregsontoziomal3181 4 роки тому +73

      I hope his kid isnt black 😒, i mean he plays to much and his wife have nothing to do 🙆‍♂️

    • @sparkling_h2o895
      @sparkling_h2o895 4 роки тому +8

      How is it getting a like a second

    • @peepo6034
      @peepo6034 4 роки тому +24

      Lemme fix that real quick "my wife gave birth but i unlocked dark matter baby"

    • @cooperstine
      @cooperstine 4 роки тому +12

      No no no it’ll be more like my wife gave birth but I missed it because I was too busy unlocking dark matter 😂😂😂

  • @tylermontee9959
    @tylermontee9959 4 роки тому +91

    “I unlocked Dark Matter but my son just hit his first trick shot”

  • @Deku-dv1dr
    @Deku-dv1dr 4 роки тому +66

    "I missed my baby's birth but at least I completed Cold War"

  • @shadowxvi1282
    @shadowxvi1282 4 роки тому +74

    “I unlocked dark matter ultra but now I am changing diapers”

  • @roccojones9484
    @roccojones9484 4 роки тому +65

    The shotgun is a better sniper than the actual snipers....

    • @zephyrje290
      @zephyrje290 4 роки тому +2

      Exactly, I tried using the barrett 50 and it literally took me 2 shots to the chest to kill someone, and I can’t even quickscope

  • @michaelp8945
    @michaelp8945 4 роки тому +54

    Challenge accepted: do challenge accepted again

  • @bignaaasty5096
    @bignaaasty5096 4 роки тому +30

    "I'm gonna have a good time the rest of this grind" Haha Jev clearly hasn't gotten to the Cigma 2 yet.

    • @JamesR_812
      @JamesR_812 4 роки тому

      Yuuup I’m running lawbreaker Cigma + RPG lmao it’s awful

    • @bignaaasty5096
      @bignaaasty5096 4 роки тому +3

      @@JamesR_812 yea idk how they expect us to get 25 double kills lmao. Rare to see two people in a vehicle and the cigma sure as hell wont get a double kill free firing.

    • @LukeSpookem
      @LukeSpookem 4 роки тому

      @@bignaaasty5096 hardcore is the only hope

    • @bignaaasty5096
      @bignaaasty5096 4 роки тому

      @@LukeSpookem lol wait till you try and use the cigma. be prepared to hide in corners for hoursssss

    • @ohverrflod
      @ohverrflod 4 роки тому

      @@bignaaasty5096 almost got the cigma and rpg gold today, ngl it ain’t too hard

  • @spencerdodds6838
    @spencerdodds6838 4 роки тому +20

    5:39 “I finally hit puberty but it doesn’t matter since I don’t have dark matter”

  • @kinggdom_5960
    @kinggdom_5960 4 роки тому +32

    Petition for jev to do zombie camos after he’s done multiplayer

    • @cappin9407
      @cappin9407 4 роки тому +2

      👀

    • @thatblueshell9338
      @thatblueshell9338 4 роки тому

      Hell yeah

    • @ZyroVfx
      @ZyroVfx 4 роки тому

      Even better: GET DARK AETHER

    • @tomgriffiths1125
      @tomgriffiths1125 4 роки тому +3

      @@ZyroVfx I’m pretty sure that’s exactly what he means

    • @ZyroVfx
      @ZyroVfx 4 роки тому

      @@tomgriffiths1125 i just mean to go the extra mile

  • @herrera_kustomz6573
    @herrera_kustomz6573 4 роки тому +8

    Me: hasn't even got gold on anything yet because of school
    Jev's thumbnails
    LIKE BROOO 🤣

  • @iam72_slay3r
    @iam72_slay3r 4 роки тому +6

    "This is where I get my kicks from." everyone felt that.

  • @brettpearce8843
    @brettpearce8843 4 роки тому

    The grind u have bro is absolutely unreal, i just can't after a couple hours of mp I'm just done but your smashing it jev.

  • @nojava9518
    @nojava9518 4 роки тому +8

    “ARE YOU MAD?!?!?”🤣🤣🤣

    • @ultimatebeing2348
      @ultimatebeing2348 3 роки тому

      Me: *at the start of covid last year* Fuck covid! Damn you just ruin everything!
      2020: 6:15

  • @Andres-ot1uk
    @Andres-ot1uk 4 роки тому +28

    Jev. We all want you to end the pain, play a peaceful game. Like Animal Crossing

  • @Blom_man0023
    @Blom_man0023 4 роки тому +30

    Is it just me or does Cold War look like a “unfinished” project?

    • @brianruizy
      @brianruizy 4 роки тому +8

      Looks like CS:GO

    • @phdflop
      @phdflop 4 роки тому +3

      @KhakiPeach67 duhh. sledgehammer gave up on making the cod this year treyarch had to step in like always. but i do have to say one thing they should leave cod with only treyarch. sledgehammer and infinity ward make everyone develop cancer cells.

    • @t2k259
      @t2k259 4 роки тому

      gtfo outta here, infinity ward is the best

    • @phdflop
      @phdflop 4 роки тому

      @@t2k259 every infinity ward game beside mw2 and mw3 was absolute DOGSHIT. next time @ me pussy

    • @t2k259
      @t2k259 4 роки тому

      @@phdflop modern warfare mp is shit, but the idea OF wz was brilliant.

  • @Vynnlol
    @Vynnlol 4 роки тому +53

    “My wife’s water broke but snipers were buffed”

  • @MrGarde1
    @MrGarde1 4 роки тому

    Jev I’ll give you a tip for the knife right now. I have had great success getting camos in 12v12 assault on armada. I don’t know why it works, but I just swim to the back of the enemies boat and work my way up to where the snipers like to sit, jump off the side and repeat. Free camos

  • @siroliveoil5176
    @siroliveoil5176 4 роки тому +20

    Jev: Already has Diamond on Lmgs, and Snipers.
    Me: Doesn’t even have gold

  • @mooler4132
    @mooler4132 4 роки тому +15

    Do you ever wake up in the morning and look in the mirror and be like ‘damn I’m ugly asf’

  • @skele.10
    @skele.10 4 роки тому +6

    jev just breezes through these and i’m still stuck on “kill enemies taking cover”

  • @noahbenjimen1341
    @noahbenjimen1341 4 роки тому +20

    “I finally got DM Ultra and my wife is in labor”

  • @Michael-od7vv
    @Michael-od7vv 4 роки тому

    Nothing brightens my day quite like hearing Jev sound like a seal while going on a kill streak.

  • @jakemickelsen928
    @jakemickelsen928 4 роки тому

    Have fun with launchers, got the sigma done today. After using it for literally a day or two the game came out. Ground scorestreaks, double kills, and the 3 or more kills made me contemplate life. Can't wait to see your videos on launchers!

  • @zaidbaloch067
    @zaidbaloch067 4 роки тому +7

    I'm so early the guy giving out free hugs ain't even here.

  • @HempthePerkaholic
    @HempthePerkaholic 4 роки тому +6

    "I failed NNN, but I got Dark Matter"

  • @mattf6764
    @mattf6764 4 роки тому +3

    Dude how are you doing this so fast do a tips video on the one for stunning people and people taking cover it’s impossible

  • @pankhanafis818
    @pankhanafis818 4 роки тому

    The way he backs out from the lobby at 8:34 ............PURE BIG BRAIN MOVE......I do that some times,but after getting some severe beating at first

  • @kidgrave
    @kidgrave 4 роки тому

    Bro, I just finished unlocking diamond snipers and I am grinding LMGs. I feel restless and like I haven’t slept good. Do you ever sleep? Dayum, you’re a beast for grinding this hard!

  • @d00p58
    @d00p58 4 роки тому +31

    I’m having TWINS and their names are DARK MATTER and DARK AETHER

  • @danopiano100
    @danopiano100 4 роки тому +5

    Anyone else hear the shadows of evil music in the back or is just me

  • @contestedsky070
    @contestedsky070 4 роки тому +4

    Hard core makes sniping feel decent cus there one shot but the ads is AWFUL

    • @ownedmaxer607
      @ownedmaxer607 4 роки тому

      hardcore makes everything one shot, so that's only a bandaid fix at best and a coincidence at worst
      trust me, if they could make sniper not one-shot in hardcore, they would.

  • @indianadalmolin4094
    @indianadalmolin4094 4 роки тому

    Good to see this man enjoying the grind to an extent at least

  • @brainwashedarchive
    @brainwashedarchive 4 роки тому

    honestly id kill for jev to stream or something, i need like an hour of this man just chilling playing cod

  • @charlie-ov6ok
    @charlie-ov6ok 4 роки тому +15

    UA-cam: There is three comments
    Me: Can I see them
    UA-cam: No

  • @peyate
    @peyate 4 роки тому +8

    “I thought I would feel better after Cold War but now I’m back to modern warfare”

  • @atok3964
    @atok3964 4 роки тому +10

    “my kid just graduated from kindergarten but i got dm ultra”

  • @karmadillo4253
    @karmadillo4253 4 роки тому

    Its really nice to see Jev having fun with a COD game again, seems like this is a really good switch up from Modern Warfare

  • @icey2924
    @icey2924 4 роки тому

    2:22 was hilarious, I don't know about you but I was looking at the graphics. The moment of silence and utter disbelief on Jevs face was too funny! 😂 I didn't know he was worried about the paronia perk ! 🤣

  • @karnage-
    @karnage- 4 роки тому +4

    “I finally have dark matter but at least the ragetage is coming”

  • @fuzzyblakeman4109
    @fuzzyblakeman4109 4 роки тому +5

    “I hate call of duty” Jev 2020. “Ohh this is a good pay check” Jev

  • @loraineb.7609
    @loraineb.7609 4 роки тому +4

    “I got my wife pregnant, but at least I got dark matter”

  • @rexz2525
    @rexz2525 4 роки тому +1

    Jev should use the 2x magnification scope on the sniper's js its amazing

  • @ephxiaa
    @ephxiaa 4 роки тому +2

    The fact that it hasn’t been 2 weeks yet and you already have 2 classes diamond is insane

  • @itslandenlol7116
    @itslandenlol7116 4 роки тому +8

    Oof chain in replys

  • @drippy6941
    @drippy6941 4 роки тому +5

    this is random but like if you wanna see jev play DAYZ

  • @nicholasbell780
    @nicholasbell780 4 роки тому +4

    Note to self: Don’t play HC until the shotguns get nerfed.

  • @johnnyfleming1400
    @johnnyfleming1400 4 роки тому

    anybody else get happy when jev is having fun

  • @potatoe4459
    @potatoe4459 4 роки тому

    Hey Jev thanks for helping me out today it’s been tough but you still manage to make me happy. Thanks

  • @chaselile
    @chaselile 4 роки тому +4

    Nobody:
    UA-cam: no views 5 comments

  • @ohmybad9368
    @ohmybad9368 4 роки тому +5

    “I unlocked dark matter but I got kicked from FaZe”

    • @youngmoneyclan5260
      @youngmoneyclan5260 4 роки тому

      he is the best one now . he is the only one who didn’t do clickbait his entire youtube carrer . while the faze house and members still do it

  • @VOADZY
    @VOADZY 4 роки тому +6

    2ND LIKE !!!!!

  • @wyd_marco4107
    @wyd_marco4107 4 роки тому

    I'm glad jev is actually having fun now

  • @collegiatebuilds4505
    @collegiatebuilds4505 4 роки тому

    I’m glad Jev is having fun, I’m still stuck on Pellington

  • @Ghosy
    @Ghosy 4 роки тому

    when jev happy
    i happy

  • @ivanguzman6655
    @ivanguzman6655 4 роки тому

    Oh man, I pray for anything around Jev when he does launchers. He gonna murder something

  • @qdawwgg
    @qdawwgg 4 роки тому

    I’m glad jev is having fun with this game and it’s not a hell on earth for him like in mw

  • @JlYlElNlJ
    @JlYlElNlJ 4 роки тому

    Idk about anyone else but as a viewer I'd love to see jev make content with other faze members from time to time, I really would love a swagg mercs and jev combo in warzone, or perhaps dirty testy and jev, doesnt even have to be warzone.
    And of course we respect Jevs decision to do exactly whatever he wants to make content for and I already watched the video where he explained why he tries to avoid collabs with other creators but it's still a wish I want before I die.

  • @TwanSouls
    @TwanSouls 4 роки тому +2

    This is going faster than his MW camo grind hopefully it doesn’t take him a full year to get black ops ‘s version of obsidian

  • @Tristan-ge8bw
    @Tristan-ge8bw 4 роки тому

    i wish jev streamed....it would be such a lit time!

  • @ascent1036
    @ascent1036 4 роки тому +1

    jevs gfuel flavor is alpha

  • @deqth__2860
    @deqth__2860 4 роки тому

    I Loki would watch jev stream all this hardcore dark matter grind

  • @lukey1247
    @lukey1247 4 роки тому

    I love how he actually enjoyed playing

  • @miget88000
    @miget88000 4 роки тому

    Pro tip: If you are using the Hauer, use the duckbill choke. You get it very early and it turns it into a sniper rifle.

  • @Isaia.h
    @Isaia.h 3 роки тому

    So nice to see Jev having fun with a gun when he pulled out the shotgun

  • @shanethaisz115
    @shanethaisz115 4 роки тому +1

    The double paranoia class glitch is stupid, it happened to me and my brother. All you gotta do to fix it is go into class settings and press reset class.

  • @bertneezy4175
    @bertneezy4175 4 роки тому

    Jev I swear to god this is the ducking funniest thing I have Ever watched!

  • @metalmac2347
    @metalmac2347 4 роки тому

    I was so excited about the Stoner63 returning in this game. Used it a ton in the beta. Then launch came and I couldn’t stand to use them because the movement and ADS speed was nerfed so badly.

  • @tobyindahouse
    @tobyindahouse 4 роки тому

    It's good to see jev having a good time in cod for once

  • @matthewb9241
    @matthewb9241 4 роки тому

    I love some Nuketown.
    The range on that shotgun is INSANE.

  • @TehRc3
    @TehRc3 4 роки тому

    Jheez Jev the grind is real
    That shotgun with no attachments is heavy lmao

  • @antoniowakely1571
    @antoniowakely1571 4 роки тому +1

    Jev for your sanity I'd bring the knife into zombies to level it up fully (only took me a little while it's actually pretty strong) and then take it to multiplayer to unlock the camos

  • @kobysanders2489
    @kobysanders2489 4 роки тому

    The top Cod content creators
    1. Jev
    2. Hunter
    3. Wildcat

  • @xpleonexia5329
    @xpleonexia5329 4 роки тому

    Is it just me but I think it'd be interesting if Jev actually grinded the camos on stream. I just enjoy watching people unlock the camos and grind for them.

  • @rexz5915
    @rexz5915 4 роки тому +1

    Jev has come so far

  • @ElykMuablhats
    @ElykMuablhats 4 роки тому

    The OG Sandy Ravage Track, LOVE IT

  • @Umimugo
    @Umimugo 4 роки тому

    LMG's in core are AR's with big mags and more range, and on average a higher fire rate, the Stoner's probably the best of them with 4-shot kills, high fire rate and minimal recoil.

  • @elijahhutchinson1030
    @elijahhutchinson1030 4 роки тому +1

    I would love to see jev show us a tutorial on how to grind on Cold War for dark mater

  • @insanebmxthomas
    @insanebmxthomas 4 роки тому

    I wonder what double paranoia is like as a perk. Just walking around with spidey senses lighting up nonstop lmfao

  • @fatysimulator211
    @fatysimulator211 4 роки тому +1

    Loving the content Jev keep up the amazing work❤️🙏

  • @Abell_lledA
    @Abell_lledA 4 роки тому +1

    Narrative of Self is the result of a feedback loop between “Separate Self” & Cosmos🔺

  • @jadenjones533
    @jadenjones533 4 роки тому

    Who else agrees Kev would have the best twitch streams

  • @nlephantom3385
    @nlephantom3385 4 роки тому

    i love the sounds in the back and the voice crack 5:50

  • @jorgeespinal5591
    @jorgeespinal5591 4 роки тому

    Jev enters lobby with pump shotgun
    The lobby: Warning slayer has entered the building