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  • Опубліковано 18 вер 2024
  • SOURCE 👉 • 【空気読み。3】女社会で生きていくには空気を...
    ❓WHO❓
    ==========
    Name: Natsuiro Matsuri
    Twitter: / natsuiromatsuri
    UA-cam: / @natsuiromatsuri
    Matsuri is a virtual UA-camr and member of Hololive. She has a fun and energetic personality, and also loves to sing. She regularly streams various games, chatting, singing, and anything else she thinks will be fun.
    ❓HOW TO WATCH❓
    ==========
    There's plenty to enjoy, even if you don't understand Japanese.
    She has a playlist of song covers:
    • 歌ってみた動画
    You can also search her channel to find karaoke streams. She sings anime songs, J-pop, and even Disney songs:
    / @natsuiromatsuri
    In her full-3D streams, you can see her move about and even dance:
    / @natsuiromatsuri
    And her gaming streams might be worth checking out if there's a game you like. She plays Minecraft, Monster Hunter, Splatoon, and so on.
    ❓HOW TO SUPPORT❓
    ==========
    You can sign up for channel membership to get some nice chat perks, occasional exclusive content (check the "community" tab), and to show your support each month:
    / @natsuiromatsuri
    If you happen to catch a stream live, you can always send a superchat. With some exceptions (mainly collaborations with other channels), Matsuri always reads the names of donors at the end. Can't guarantee she'll pronounce yours correctly, though.
    Merchandise (including voice packs) is also available on the official Hololive online store:
    (JP) hololive.booth...
    (EN) www.geekjack.n...
    🔗LINKS🔗
    ==========
    Hololive Official EN: / hololive_en
    My translations Twitter: / lygert

КОМЕНТАРІ • 329

  • @Sniper5875
    @Sniper5875 4 роки тому +2355

    Shes so perverted while being so innocent, its amazingly wholesome

    • @YuyuHakurei
      @YuyuHakurei 4 роки тому +138

      How on earth did she not understand what the cucumber is for. xDXDXD

    • @syilpharhea
      @syilpharhea 4 роки тому +120

      @@YuyuHakurei she lives in japan, they don't need cucumber for that reason

    • @YuyuHakurei
      @YuyuHakurei 4 роки тому +69

      I'd think that because she lives in Japan she'd be more likely to use it for that reason. xD I suppose Japan probably has the best super deluxe dildos though. xD

    • @holow3038
      @holow3038 4 роки тому +32

      @@YuyuHakurei cucumber is famous there as food..... That's probably why she didn't fin out the meaning

    • @yvastel8153
      @yvastel8153 4 роки тому +68

      They use eggplants.

  • @smug880
    @smug880 4 роки тому +2536

    "What's wrong with that?"
    Me: *silently agrees*

    • @akisinaketchup3993
      @akisinaketchup3993 4 роки тому +18

      0:25

    • @yamagawa9830
      @yamagawa9830 4 роки тому +9

      (nods) she understands guys well...

    • @bagdog6526
      @bagdog6526 4 роки тому

      Ikr

    • @MegaZeta
      @MegaZeta 4 роки тому +5

      @@yamagawa9830 This is gonna stun you but girls also watch stuff & play with themselves

    • @yamagawa9830
      @yamagawa9830 4 роки тому +3

      @@MegaZeta so? I'm aware of that already

  • @cotyfigue9810
    @cotyfigue9810 4 роки тому +1516

    1.Take pictures
    2.Go home
    3.Do it
    *Big wisdom right there*

    • @sub2suisei
      @sub2suisei 4 роки тому +4

      bRUH lmfao

    • @yuuki81024
      @yuuki81024 4 роки тому +49

      I was like "there it is guys let's thank her for the advice"

    • @n0ame1u1
      @n0ame1u1 4 роки тому +9

      Step 3: Profit

    • @MegaZeta
      @MegaZeta 4 роки тому

      _~clicking so fast on the link in your comment the mouse shatters to pieces~_

    • @MegaZeta
      @MegaZeta 4 роки тому +2

      @Zomber WonderClan I mean this in all seriousness: if you think they aren't, you don't understand women

  • @chibitan2215
    @chibitan2215 4 роки тому +1247

    Matsuri enjoying the magic trick then refusing to give her number is such a power move i cant even

    • @Darisprites
      @Darisprites 4 роки тому +99

      What can I say, she definitely has her sights set on some certain girls already

    • @oompalumpus699
      @oompalumpus699 4 роки тому +111

      That magic trick thing has to be the lamest pickup move ever.

    • @manuelsputnik
      @manuelsputnik 4 роки тому +9

      @@oompalumpus699 Magic tricks get the ladies wet.
      Matsuri missed out on an absolute Chad.

    • @dipulogan1452
      @dipulogan1452 4 роки тому +7

      Manuel Enrique Solano Rodriguez she is into women

    • @revolvingworld2676
      @revolvingworld2676 4 роки тому

      @@dipulogan1452
      Didn't she say she was bisexual at one point? Or am I confusing her with another member?

  • @PervertedNovaxc3
    @PervertedNovaxc3 4 роки тому +904

    That cut at the ending makes things even more funnier.

  • @Rezzeret
    @Rezzeret 4 роки тому +704

    Never seen anyone so perverted yet pure and innocent at the same time.

  • @sammynt
    @sammynt 4 роки тому +497

    The way she screams "CUCUMBER" at 1:23-
    Just.
    Same, Matsuri.
    Same

  • @Micfal
    @Micfal 4 роки тому +868

    Matsuri swinging from innocent to perverted all the time

    • @magic_cfw
      @magic_cfw 4 роки тому +56

      Perfectly balanced... as all things should be

    • @LofiCatFox
      @LofiCatFox 4 роки тому +8

      it goes the other way too

    • @coreytaylor447
      @coreytaylor447 4 роки тому +1

      PARKOR

  • @Ded471
    @Ded471 4 роки тому +529

    Matsuri a day keep depression away

  • @MiguelitoJimz
    @MiguelitoJimz 4 роки тому +1076

    2:10
    Man: want to see a magic trick?
    Matsuri: yes!
    Man: *shows magic trick*
    Matsuri: :0
    Man: Can I get your number?
    Matsuri: no :)

  • @WindaYuriwiawan
    @WindaYuriwiawan 4 роки тому +275

    I blame you for making me appreciate Matsuri more and more each day
    (edit) not that it's a bad thing

  • @shazamazul9940
    @shazamazul9940 4 роки тому +391

    ''Let me take care of that for you''
    *walk to him and punch him*
    Matsuri reaction didn't expect that coming : NOT LIKE THAT!!
    That last one was just too clean straight-on xD

  • @Snowie7826
    @Snowie7826 4 роки тому +161

    Matsuri: Let me help you with that~ >:3
    Woman: *Punches BF*
    Matsuri: Not like that! :O

  • @manoi8
    @manoi8 4 роки тому +38

    "what should I do?"
    "Gam-
    me: ah as expected of vtu-
    "CUCUMBER"
    me: ah as expected of matsuri

  • @ivanquilter919
    @ivanquilter919 4 роки тому +206

    My daily dose of Matsuri, truly a blessing

  • @pochipochipoo3133
    @pochipochipoo3133 4 роки тому +125

    I like hotto dogu~ 🎵

    • @nickkorkodylas5005
      @nickkorkodylas5005 4 роки тому +9

      Felt like I'm the only one that got the reference. :,3

    • @kaungsi5613
      @kaungsi5613 4 роки тому +8

      When i heard that i was like " I see you are a woman of culture as well"

    • @aapzehrsteurer9000
      @aapzehrsteurer9000 4 роки тому +2

      Bicoozu itsu notto ei doggu

    • @potatoe8580
      @potatoe8580 4 роки тому +3

      Eatto eatto eatto hotto doggu
      hotto doggu bahga cock cora

  • @malamilania5084
    @malamilania5084 4 роки тому +140

    1:08 I like Hotto doggu by Heiakim Music Refference

  • @jtjspirit2363
    @jtjspirit2363 4 роки тому +16

    1:08 OMG SHE KNOWS THE "HOTTO DOGGU" SONG YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH

  • @weebman9762
    @weebman9762 4 роки тому +482

    Matsuri: *picks hotdog*
    Me an asian boii: looks like I have no chance

    • @raspberrypie1706
      @raspberrypie1706 4 роки тому +96

      @Barbare4032 Stop disgracing your ancestors with your soy infused self-flagellation.

    • @catormw
      @catormw 4 роки тому +14

      @Barbare4032 Your reply is so bad I can't stop wincing while reading it.

    • @Zero01k
      @Zero01k 4 роки тому +23

      >he fell for the BBC meme

    • @booates
      @booates 4 роки тому +11

      hotdogs aren't even that big

    • @Nano-go5dw
      @Nano-go5dw 4 роки тому +1

      @@booates if you count the bread and the weeny as the hotdog, then it big. but if it's just the weeny, no.
      i count a cooked weeny as a hotdog though, i don't know about you.

  • @lygerTL
    @lygerTL  4 роки тому +640

    Matsuri tests her female social skills with this silly app game.
    Remember to check the video description for more links and subscribe to and support the original streamers!
    Matsuri throws a cucumber: twitter.com/7216_2nd/status/1174271587543068678
    Official Hololive English Twitter: twitter.com/hololive_en
    And since y'all keep asking, Google 漢祭り Dova Syndrome

    • @myshro2875
      @myshro2875 4 роки тому +6

      unrelated but whats the ending song

    • @MiguelitoJimz
      @MiguelitoJimz 4 роки тому +28

      Girls: I hate men how they always talks about boobs and sex
      Also Girls: talks about their BF's wennies and cucumbers

    • @applezause437
      @applezause437 4 роки тому +6

      @@myshro2875 漢祭り Dova Syndrome or ua-cam.com/video/QB5neGOqMXc/v-deo.html

    • @myshro2875
      @myshro2875 4 роки тому

      Carter Soichiro thank you

    • @pauljerome01
      @pauljerome01 4 роки тому +1

      I thought she threw it accross the room Im sad

  • @darkstride7081
    @darkstride7081 4 роки тому +3

    1:09 I love that she knows that song lol

  • @siaowun9418
    @siaowun9418 4 роки тому +101

    sees cucumber and instinctively gravitates toward it without thinking

  • @Hipster_Saturn
    @Hipster_Saturn 4 роки тому +37

    "lemme take care of that for you- NOT LIKE THAT"

  • @RexusprimeIX
    @RexusprimeIX 4 роки тому +39

    Kidnapping Matsuri must be really easy: "Wanna see a magic trick? I'm gonna make you disappear, and reappear somewhere else. Just walk into this white van..."

  • @we4803
    @we4803 4 роки тому +12

    1:08 SHE SAW THAT VIDEO

  • @Georshe011
    @Georshe011 4 роки тому +92

    1:30
    I'm interested in that cucumber video

    • @lolzquliona5161
      @lolzquliona5161 4 роки тому +8

      Same I want to see her comment section

    • @seiyu543
      @seiyu543 4 роки тому +9

      You can see the link from the pin comments above

    • @c6a7c8
      @c6a7c8 4 роки тому +44

      twitter.com/7216_2nd/status/1174271587543068678

    • @khalidelmohati3570
      @khalidelmohati3570 4 роки тому +15

      @@c6a7c8 so, are you some kind of jesus?

    • @c6a7c8
      @c6a7c8 4 роки тому +19

      @@khalidelmohati3570 i have the power of god and anime

  • @volcanicred9078
    @volcanicred9078 4 роки тому +2

    I love this girl's avatar. Something about the permanent 8D face she's making is just so cute and expressive in ways other moé faces aren't.

  • @silverikarus7290
    @silverikarus7290 4 роки тому +14

    Her laugh voice too epic , i love her

  • @iNandoPR
    @iNandoPR 4 роки тому +29

    virtual youtuber talks about her real life
    I AM A FAN

  • @ZuraJura
    @ZuraJura 4 роки тому +7

    2:50 kyuri~

  • @feinchan
    @feinchan 4 роки тому +29

    lol that guy doing magic trick

    • @sweepingtime
      @sweepingtime 4 роки тому +1

      David Copperfield was REJECTED

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 роки тому +23

    1:00
    lol

    • @Ganyuuxshu
      @Ganyuuxshu 4 роки тому +1

      you look ugly without a mustache

  • @gojira8495
    @gojira8495 4 роки тому +1

    1. Take picture
    2. _Go home_
    3. *Do it*

  • @Cethavi
    @Cethavi 4 роки тому +17

    I LAIKU HOTTO DOGU BECOS IT'S NOT A DOG
    Heiakim reference

  • @Shonicheck
    @Shonicheck 4 роки тому

    I like how most of the time in her stories even though she knows what's coming her way, she does it just because it sounds cool.

  • @nizaralif1
    @nizaralif1 4 роки тому +4

    1:10 she should absolutely sing that

  • @mhm9667
    @mhm9667 4 роки тому +6

    Natsuiro Matsuri is my goddess

  • @msucsbhshazwan5431
    @msucsbhshazwan5431 4 роки тому +21

    1:22 you can see lygar in the comments
    edit: 0:17 lyger start commenting

  • @blazingkite8983
    @blazingkite8983 4 роки тому +1

    Matsuri: 1:08
    me: I LIKU HOTTO DOGGU
    BECAUSE IS NOT A DOGGU
    DO YOU LIKU HOTTO DOGGU?

  • @Fitzy_Fitz
    @Fitzy_Fitz 4 роки тому +1

    "wasn't that magic trick good? can I get your number"
    Smooth

  • @nyannyan443
    @nyannyan443 4 роки тому +4

    1:08
    Wait, she knows that song?😆

  • @katelynmizunashi9067
    @katelynmizunashi9067 4 роки тому +5

    You know, Matsuri seems so much like a real person, it makes me wonder if her personality and anecdotes are all Acting and part of the script or her actual real life experiences (ex. Shinjuku with Choco~senpai)

    • @pepayaman968
      @pepayaman968 4 роки тому +9

      Hololive is famous for its honesty for their audience, for example, the third gen Shirogane noel, her model with that big rack is not an exaggeration because her real life appearance is exactly look like that
      So I think that is not a script made by the staff...
      *SorryForMyBadEnglish

    • @katelynmizunashi9067
      @katelynmizunashi9067 4 роки тому +1

      @@pepayaman968 Wow that's actually really cool! Your english was not bad at all by the way.

    • @kingmaster04
      @kingmaster04 4 роки тому +5

      Most Vtuber doesn't use a script (as there is no need for it to begin with, and it's pain in the ass to write and act) and some "characters" even tailored to match the person playing it (like Joe Rikiichi from Nijisanji). I find it rarer to see a Vtuber who fully acts like a "character", a high portion of it is the person themselves. So if a Vtuber talks about experiences like these, high chance it's their real-life experience.
      Though there are cases like Shiina Yuika and Sasaki Saku who act scummy on screen most of the time but are actually kind and friendly backstage (at very least according to the stories other Vtuber said about them).
      The most "character-like" Vtuber I've seen would be Eli Conifer. She's like an anime character through and through.

  • @Ryesia
    @Ryesia 4 роки тому +11

    Wow she knows of Heiakim's Hotto Doggu

  • @nius3471
    @nius3471 4 роки тому +6

    Shes singing hotto dogu song from heakim XD

  • @fukari26
    @fukari26 4 роки тому +4

    00:04 *woman of culture*

  • @burgerenthusiast2777
    @burgerenthusiast2777 4 роки тому

    Heiakim's hotto dogu video is getting recognition by Matsuri

  • @lolilegallolilovers5864
    @lolilegallolilovers5864 4 роки тому +5

    OMG SHE KNOW THE HOTTO DOGGU SONG, i dontknow indonesian's song will be that popular :O

  • @Gamorou
    @Gamorou 4 роки тому +2

    She saw cocumber and instantly couldn't think on anything else

  • @Nagitong
    @Nagitong 4 роки тому +1

    choco sensei and matsuri picked up by random dude on street was legit a great degen doujin material

  • @noeru8761
    @noeru8761 4 роки тому +5

    Sometimes Innocence can be ....... Painful XD

  • @hokii1559
    @hokii1559 4 роки тому +1

    UwUuu she sang Heiakim's Hotudogu

  • @g1844
    @g1844 4 роки тому +7

    Heiakim music gang!
    I like hotdogs

  • @Ketchup_And_Rice
    @Ketchup_And_Rice 4 роки тому +30

    Imagine how many more pure people broken if she sang the hotdog song

    • @vaendryl
      @vaendryl 4 роки тому +18

      how does she even know that song. it's not even *really* a japanese song, just an english language meme on the intertubes made by I believe a dude from indonesia who pretty much just made fun of google's japanese text to speech voice.

    • @yuuta6563
      @yuuta6563 4 роки тому +1

      @@vaendryl I was surprised as well.

    • @chitochihiro
      @chitochihiro 4 роки тому +1

      I don't think he's even copyrighting the song anyway...
      Maybe...

    • @vaendryl
      @vaendryl 4 роки тому +1

      @@KaptenMalaCh lol you're right. I found the one he made about aqua
      ua-cam.com/video/NQfOusQgu40/v-deo.html

  • @DoingDennis
    @DoingDennis 3 роки тому

    Oh she almost sang the hotdog song at this time. Glad she got to later

  • @Ryoko453
    @Ryoko453 4 роки тому +3

    #1. 0:29
    #s 2-3. 1:23
    Welp, she just described the game in a nutshell.

  • @DerVasto
    @DerVasto 4 роки тому

    "1. Take picture
    2. Go home
    3. Do it.
    Right?"
    A true (wo)man of culture.

  • @A_Random_Dude_Typing_Nonsense
    @A_Random_Dude_Typing_Nonsense 4 роки тому +1

    Ohhh she knows the hot dog song

  • @orangenasa
    @orangenasa 4 роки тому +1

    He showed her how he makes a 500 yen coin disappear but she won't show us how she makes a cucumber disappear

  • @ashbell2003
    @ashbell2003 4 роки тому +5

    1:05 am i hear heiakim's music there? The hotto dogu song

  • @merinMeriyarin
    @merinMeriyarin 4 роки тому +15

    1:23 CUCUMBER?!

  • @kusateitoku786
    @kusateitoku786 4 роки тому +8

    OMG the last one !!! hahahahaha Usoooooooo
    said Matsuri 2019

  • @anoneko5819
    @anoneko5819 4 роки тому +1

    Oh she knows Hotto Doggo

  • @Kerze
    @Kerze 4 роки тому +1

    Does anyone else notice how she slowly grows and then shrinks again? Like I'm pretty sure it's The Thing setting a weeb trap.

  • @ketsukinatsumi5455
    @ketsukinatsumi5455 4 роки тому +2

    Wow so cool Choco-sensei wasn’t that trick cool
    The guy:give me your number then
    NOPE lmao this is so funny

  • @malcolmtan3767
    @malcolmtan3767 4 роки тому +7

    WAS SHE SINGING THAT ONE HOT DOG SONG FROM HEIAKIM WAIT WHAT

  • @namelesshero1062
    @namelesshero1062 4 роки тому +25

    Gotta love that r/perfectlycutscreams at the end

    • @raspberrypie1706
      @raspberrypie1706 4 роки тому

      Plebbiters should all off themselves.

    • @namelesshero1062
      @namelesshero1062 4 роки тому

      @@raspberrypie1706 :((( I've been most thoroughly insulted and put down. Whatever shall I do? I cannot sleep, eat, nor go outside now. Woe is me!

  • @ShortbreadGamer
    @ShortbreadGamer 4 роки тому +3

    🎶 I like hotto dogu 🎶

  • @nigelgoh1362
    @nigelgoh1362 4 роки тому +6

    1:38
    "so I'm surviving on cucumbers"
    Thinks hard for awhile in a corner

  • @kgneon572
    @kgneon572 4 роки тому +1

    1:08 literally heiakim 🤣🤣

  • @LeinadDaerz
    @LeinadDaerz 4 роки тому +1

    Matsuri is the tipical anime chara that says to be a perverted but in the end is innocent xD

  • @terrymuse77
    @terrymuse77 4 роки тому

    thank you for your wonderful translation work

  • @acceptablecasualty5319
    @acceptablecasualty5319 4 роки тому

    2:50 Matsuri realizes the cucumber isn't for dinner.

  • @bingusbung9773
    @bingusbung9773 4 роки тому +1

    This
    This is precious

  • @khelalter1293
    @khelalter1293 4 роки тому +2

    Matsuri I can't lmfao I almost died laughing watching this

  • @pacotaconep4433
    @pacotaconep4433 4 роки тому +1

    Matsuri x magic cucumber
    How could she refuse magic?

  • @Sharatatat
    @Sharatatat 4 роки тому

    Matsuri is so fucking cool I'd love to hang out with her

  • @Jazman71092
    @Jazman71092 4 роки тому +3

    PLEASE MORE MATSURI❤

  • @manatea113
    @manatea113 4 роки тому

    英語の勉強になるし見てたけど、1.2.3.do itで吹いた

  • @DKnightOdin
    @DKnightOdin 4 роки тому

    What has matsuri done; now she will forever be known as bandaid cucumber girl.

  • @lowecypher8761
    @lowecypher8761 4 роки тому

    I think we can all agree, that in any multiple choice question, she will always choose cucumber if the choice is available.

  • @TheRealNici
    @TheRealNici 4 роки тому +2

    THE TWO TIME forsenCD Clap

  • @xtdycxtfuv9353
    @xtdycxtfuv9353 4 роки тому +2

    3:34 MUDA!!

  • @polarbear8672
    @polarbear8672 4 роки тому

    She is not embarassed at all wow. I need more matsuri moments now xd

  • @lolzquliona5161
    @lolzquliona5161 4 роки тому +2

    At the point it's hard to say if matsuri is really the perverted matsuri chan we all know and love

  • @chitandaeru7239
    @chitandaeru7239 4 роки тому

    That 3 step itching the ditch guide...
    Matsuri stop I can only love you so much its killing me

    • @anixall
      @anixall 4 роки тому

      Cute Sachi.

  • @bluethan806
    @bluethan806 4 роки тому +7

    This entire video:
    *NOT LIKE THAT*

  • @Dogma44
    @Dogma44 4 роки тому +1

    when you slumber, a cucumber

  • @Sniper5875
    @Sniper5875 4 роки тому +1

    Now i want a hottu doggu cover by matsuri

  • @qx7392
    @qx7392 4 роки тому +1

    So Fubuki uses corn and Matsuri uses cucumber

  • @grgspunk
    @grgspunk 4 роки тому +1

    *N.I.M. Tries It™: Bugged Cucumber Mechanics*

  • @maxhaibara8828
    @maxhaibara8828 4 роки тому +14

    Hey, Matsuri-chan, I'll show you a magic trick.
    I can make this cucumber bigger.

  • @Tegar.I
    @Tegar.I 4 роки тому

    1:08, song: heiakim - hotto dogu (feat. Google translate)

  • @FeztA
    @FeztA 4 роки тому

    Love that ending

  • @yoshimasterleader
    @yoshimasterleader 4 роки тому

    Ah the magic Trick technique. I know it well.

  • @kinoto_a
    @kinoto_a 4 роки тому

    Perfecly cut ending

  • @jaybee9213
    @jaybee9213 4 роки тому +1

    Lol she knows the i love hotto doggu song

  • @ImMcSparky
    @ImMcSparky 4 роки тому

    All these people making the cucumber comments. Like she didn't literally say it made her think of eating nothing but cucumbers for a while, then realizing later what it meant.

  • @goldchamber632
    @goldchamber632 4 роки тому

    i can never look at cucumber the same anymore after this video

  • @kannatheweeb8836
    @kannatheweeb8836 4 роки тому

    2:0 Oh you're aproaching me.

  • @chinese8123
    @chinese8123 4 роки тому

    She's so innocent it's scary.