CHECKING INTO A HOTEL - THE PRISONER (ALBUM ONLY)
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Jim Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 6 stand up specials on Netflix and 4 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers DAD IS FAT and FOOD: A Love Story
Hilarious! 😂🤣😂..."Let me turn on this computer..." 😂🤣🤣
This is why I love Jim. This was up there with when he was attacked by a bear 🤣
One I snort laughed when camping he needs a padlock for his tent. Next to tent is ma pa dalmer 😂
And the Pope in Philly!
This man brings so much joy
thanks
@@jimgaffigan Jokes on you In November.
He's basically Santa Clause.
@@jimgaffigan 😃
@@hoppes9658wait whats happening in november?
I've been following Jim's acts for years. He got me through some tough times. Great material and delivery.
Agreed. 😊
The 'I need to watch him' resonates so deeply with me
I just lost my mind because I couldn't find my credit card. Turns out, the 115 year old cashier at my local grocery store forgot to give it to me last week. You have to be the strongest bitch in the room, at all times.😏
That actually happened to me, except the person who signed me in was the one who tried to come into my room while I was on the crapper. Then they called my room and were like "who are you and what are you doing in there?" and I was like "This is the room you signed me into (ya morons)" and they were all "Oh, sorry (not sorry)" - Holiday Inn Express Putnam CT.
Or for example you book a room for 5 nights. 4th. day your room key doesn't work, and when you go to the front desk you discover they had it set for 3 nights. SMH
😂😂😂
Let me turn on this computer 🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The perfect anchoring gag for this entire bit! ❤🎉
I love your dead pan delivery Jim ❤❤❤
You're always thinking about your fans, and it doesn't go unnoticed! Love to you and the family! Have a great weekend!
I have more than 1,000,000 Hilton points. Jim’s stories are sooo true.
Agreed! The look on their faces when you say you want to check in, also. Are you sure? Really? Wouldn't you rather stay at the Holiday Inn down the street? And that's just the valet when you pull up in the rental car. Rolling eyes, deep sighs, YUP, been there, seen that! TOO TRUE! ❤😮❤
THIS is a too relatable, well crafted comedy bit. I laughed out loud hard. Very nicely done.
You're not just a great comedian, you're a great story teller too. The "slow- motion/rapid fire" delivery you unleash with jokes on horses, for example, is just one of the crushing elements you present with complete confidence, that doesn't go unnoticed. Thank you for decades of lol's I'm a fan for life. ❤
„He had a cookie and a bottle of water.“ Hilarious, Mr. Gaffigan. Perfectly build up.
I loved watching this live! You are my favorite comedian and you bring my family together so we can all laugh and spend time together. Thank you for being so funny! 😂
I just LOVE this guy and the way he looks at the world. Always makes me feel better if I'm down."
What a great way to start the day....LAUGHING! I watched this video and could not stop cracking up! Thank you Jim!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Best I’ve heard in a while 😊
You’ve been my favorite comedian for years man keep up the good work 😂
One of the greatest comedians ever!
The funniest guy that will ever live!!! 🎉
I love you Jim Gaffigen! ❤😃😄😁😆😅🤣🫠
And I'm not "tryin too get with you" 🙄
I worked in hospitality for over 20 years including many years in Front Office... And I totally relate to this ! 😄But try to imagine what it's like to check dozens if not hundreds of people in every f***ing day and being asked the same stupid questions evey singlt time... ("Is it a quiet room ?", "can I get an upgrade ?", "It's our honeymoon -my arse-, do we get free champagne ?")
Observational comedy master and all-around standup comedian champ! 🏆👑🎤
Love the ending, it was the only way to go 😂😂 😂😂😂😂
I absolutely love Jim Gaffigan. Imo, he is the funniest comedian out there. I'm sharing this with all my friends and family. Its pure gold
I stayed in that hotel . . . in two different cities!
WOW, they MOVED the hotel for you?! What a nice bunch of people. 😊
One of my favorite comedians! Listen to him every day.
Good story.
Greetings Jim, just wanted to say I'm dealing with parkinson's disease and watching your videos makes living with my hardships more bearable. Thank you so much for bringing light to my days. Have a good one and take care of yourself.
I understand exactly what you are saying.
dude youre a kind of comedic genius i swear. ive been watching you for years. the stuff you did with Conan, all your first specials...your tv show....but this kind of bit about hotels, you always shine at expanding and magnifying a situation into a stream of jokes, youre brilliant..what can i say. I worked at hotels before so I can totally relate to what youre saying. You have endless abilities bro, great writing. love you.
So funny. One of the best at his craft.
I love when they try to make small talk and you can tell their doing it because they have to😂
Same in any store: "How are you?" They do not care.
Exactly.. I hate when salespeople try to make small talk with me. They do not care about me. They just want my money!!
Whelp at least you were prompt for that zoom call 😆😅
Jim Gaffigan is hilarious 😂😂😂
Jim. The only wholesome Comic that brings the LOLs. God Bless you, Mr. Jim!
I do love him and he's gotten me thru some bad times, but fyi, he's not always clean. For totally clean and hilarious comedy, check out Nate Bargatze :-D
@elflingskitten They're both clean-dirty comedians, it's just Nate doesn't cuss ever because of his upbringing. Nate will still occasionally cover a dirty subject, he just does it cleanly. Nate uses little to no theatrics or vocal changes, whereas Jim does. They're both the things you want in a relatively clean comedy act.
@@elflingskitten They're quite similar, yes?
I love your comedy, and you have got me through Covid 3 times now. So, thank you very much for your troubles.
Best possible ending given the circumstances 🤣🤣
I love this so much.
Let me just turn on this computer. 😂😂😂😂
Love your stuff, it's always great this one was no exception.
This is just what I needed. Thanks Jim.
Keep making us laugh. 😂
"walks in with his rollie bag." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Great skit👊
I love stories with happy endings! 🥰
I'll admit that most of the time his routine is the way things are.
Back when the tornados whipped through the area I left home (no power) to get closer to work. I pulled into the Hilton Garden Inn Houston West Katy around 11:30pm and I have to say the person at check-in was wonderful, cheery, and knew what he was doing. While he was checking folks in he was still aware of and acknowledged and welcomed others as we entered the area. I was very impressed with his customer service.
Hahahaha Jim you are hilarious. Thank you for this.
He’s not being serious he only killed the guy with the cookie and the water and then he chopped up into pieces the guy across the counter
and then turned off the computer.
Jim I always want to listen to anything you want to talk about.
Best ever!! Hysterically funny and your wife helps with your material? She’s so talented too. ❤🎉
Greatest stand up comedian
You know you want the cookie Jim 😂
I've worked in several hotels, always at the front desk, and I never get "chummy" with people checking in. Either it's the middle of the night and I know people just want a room as quickly as possible, or it's the middle of the "rush" and I've got a dozen people to get through while three separate phones are ringing, at least one of whom is my boss calling to check up on me. So I'm always "all business" with people. I actually get frustrated if the person working beside me starts making small talk with the guests. I'm just like "Why do you need to know their astrology sign? Just check 'em in, you horndog." In related news, I never read customer reviews, so I have no idea if my coworkers are more popular with guests than I am. **shrugs**
Ive loved' him since seeing him on Law and Order .I watched him over Covid with his family on UA-cam...he's the best.
"Let's get cookin'!"
God bless jim gaffigan! the funniest guy around!
Retired now but in my career I spent more time in hotels than my own bed. Everything you talked about has happened to me plus a few.
He's still got it.
PHENOMENAL!
Man, Jim can make anything ridiculously funny!
What a sweet ending to the story.
I let out a long guttural sigh because that last line was so relatable 😂😂
Although very funny, I would call that experience, "totally normal". In fact, I'm amazed at the speed of service you got.
The Jim Gaffigan I use to listen too still would have taken the cookie 😔
Jim.............you should do a pop up comedy show at Bucee's in Georgia like KIETH URBAN did in Alabama❤😅😅😅
Did you count the number of times Jim Gaffigan said the F word? I did!
Service workers tend to be underpaid and overworked. I can confirm that they don't care. At least, not past the minimum requirements of the job. On the bright side, you can get away with some stuff because, well, they don't care.
This guy is funny and also a clean comedien. This is the first time I have laughed at a comedien’s jokes. Hope to hear him again, have subscribed actually.
Excuse me while i "turn on this computer". Hilarious.
If you had gone down to get the WiFi working he would have said “let me just turn on this computer”.
I can watch anything Jim’s done over and over. He’s an “everyman” who taps into the human experience.
thought he was gonna say housekeeping walked in which happens all the time.
ha ha I have had similar experiences when checking in, but I didn't have to kill anybody since that hotel killed their own business with bad service!
So, you're a killer? Let me see your war face, Jim. Hilarious 🤣
He should run for office
Jim is a comedic genius! The storytelling, delivery and his funny presence just cracks me up that there have been many nights of me spending watching only his clips and specials. Thank you, Jim for all the laughs! 🤗
I love that story, its so true.
😂😂 Oh, wow, that is so true! Nobody cares!! Great story! 🙌❤
We love you Jim. My son and I saw you at the Paramount,Long Island a few years ago. Thank you for the years of laughter,even during Covid!
Like the new low energy style
Happy Friday!!
Same to you
Thanks, I need to just do an hour of work today and then unwind with a burger and a crackpipe.
I love this guy
The Greatest....
another triumph!
Hilarious 😂😂
i like new Jim. dark humor is the new norm.❤
Yes like the side voice...Jim your a monster❤
Jim is underrated
😂😂 rofl, he's hilarious...you FEEL his frustration....and still laugh 😂😂😂❤
He is SO TRUE! Especially about getting a room in the building with the ADDRESS of the hotel!!! I stay in a place where 2 things must occur to be correct: 1, In the Sat/Nav, you MUST specify North (for the road) or you end up 30 minutes away. There are TWO roads with the same name except the magin "N" - There is NO "S" for south; 2. You have to go to address 403 to check in, but in Sat/Nav and common knowledge, the address of the hotel is listed as 410. My first trip was f u n to say the least, lol!
Dude...it's 2024...why are you "checking-in" at the front desk? Hotel guests don't have to talk to ANY employees anymore. Plane lands, check in on your phone and your phone is your room key. Of course, then you have nothing to mine for jokes, I guess...yeah...
If I want captions on, I’ll turn them on … what’s with the new trend of having cations on with no option to turn them off? Thumbs down!
Cheap rooms will generally just give u ur key and say see ya, I don’t generally see them again till 10 minutes later when I check the heck out cuz that room was disgusting!!!! Fat roach on the table when we checked in. Seeee yaaaaaaa
I know the feeling many problems with hotels these days idiots in the front they lie to you. Oh yeah, you have a great room. Yeah you find out. It’s almost by all the mechanics. Oh don’t worry you’ll get your refund. Oh no no problem. Have a wonderful day you go home no refund, horrible
As a night auditor, I always put the key on the counter as soon as it was made. 20% of checkins left at that point, saving me from the pool/breakfast spiel.
Lmao a little different but I feel this way about breweries, the people pouring the beer are ALWAYS seemingly annoyed for some reason
Years ago, I drove three hours to see him live... it definitely worth the six hours round trip. I would do it again in a heartbeat although, I'm fifteen years older. 😅
Saw him live at the Hampton Beach Casino. I was in tears! From laughter, not sadness...
Ahh, nothing like staying at a corporate chain hotel. It's so great knowing nobody working there gives an eff. I don't want to stay some place where they have emotional investment in the property - small privately owned places or AirBnb
Bottles of water or a cookie??? My hotel reeks of corporate greed.
They don't even leave ice water in the lobby, and they have no vending machines. You're forced to eat in their overpriced restaurant.
Lol that ending. Hopefully he also checked out and said, “I will not pay you. I will go find a competently run hotel now.”
I just came across a hotel employee who, when giving me directions, mentioned 3 streets prior to the one I needed with no relevance other than to say to pass them. He was trying to be nice and just over-explain but it KIND OF felt like he was mentioning more streets just to confuse me lol
He is the essence of PandaHumour! Which is exquisite!!
Funniest man alive. Prove me wrong and I'll give you a cookie and a bottle of water