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- Опубліковано 1 жов 2024
- Stephen Colbert delivers his monologue LIVE from New York City following the debate between vice presidential candidates J.D. Vance and Tim Walz.
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Vance refused to answer if Trump lost 2020. That’s end of story.
We are done with this dejavú.
i still cant get over that this guy is decreasing numbers of a russian stooge, 4X bankrupt 34 felony convicted insurrectionist, rapist whos previous staff are helping the other side because he is that bad. How can someone lower that any further? and how is Trump even in contention? i would have though brain worm man would be more popular.
JD Vance is chaotically weird , and Trump is *mentally chaotic* 😵💫. America doesn't need these two weird men in the White House. Their mental chaos will result in political and economic chaos.😵
Lol, you're in a bubble. Wait for the polls.
Trump won, Trump will win again, this time decisively.
Vance was more disarming and Walz was more nervous than I expected, but it was hard not to notice Vance lying about the state of U.S. manufacturing, energy production, and trying to scapegoat legal Haitian migrants as if they were an example of illegal border crossings in the South.
I expected Walz to be nervous, that’s the human side of him coming out.
A chance was missed, when Vance said he prefers Americans over these illegal immigrants and their problems, to point out that these lies specifically caused violent threats against these people who were here legally. Violence should have been mentioned.
The residents of OHIO should file a lawsuit against JD Vance for inciting violence against Haitians *legal residents* by repeatedly making public, false statements about them.👍
The most vice jokes 😂 Thank you for giving us the news from the US in a fun package! Makes my day waking up to you, Stephen! ❤ from your biggest EU fan 😊
Nearly there America, please vote, be proud when you do, you will be saving democracy and voting for some peace and quiet. 🇺🇸🏴💙💙💙💙
Who’s currently in power? Why is the current administration funding two wars? They’re a death cult. Trump is obnoxious but I know he’d get the jobs done right. Democrats are delusional to what’s truly happening.
"I'll be lying don't fact check."
Why have we lowered the bar for our representatives so much? 🤦♂️
As soon as JD gave that non-answer to whether Trump lost the election in 2020, THAT right there was the moment he lost the debate tonight.
FACTS!
I thought of the same exact thing!!
I hope-more people think the same.
@@ClauTo-oh5quAussie here, and I assure you, I was fuming when I heard that. But entirely unsurprised.
His suggesting Rump's peaceful transfer of power was what convinced me he had destroyed his last remaining shred of credibility. Rump was too busy facing his second impeachment because of Jan 6 that he couldn't stir up anymore trouble on the 20th.
for the full year in 2019 - before the pandemic-fueled recession hit - there was a loss of 43,000 manufacturing jobs
YES!!!
The Coach vs The Roach
Don't boo, vote.
Oh, you think I can't do both, huh? It's NOT binary. I will vote AND boo. and boo again..... and again. So there! :)
James you can boo and vote blue that's how you vote James@@jamesfry4058
You're supposed to say vote blue 💙💙💙
The sexy sax music during the Vance invitation to sit on the twin chairs... chefs kiss! 😂 Whoever thought of that bit should get a raise.
I think the only one getting a "raise" at that joke was JD Vance..
JD is never, never going to live down the couch joke
@@helenswan705 if I am going to be completely honest, he doesn't deserve to. 😎
😂😂😂 I don't think he's coming
Still spewing that lie.. not surprised that's what Dems do
"Let's focus on the future." No, Vance, that's not how it works. You and Trump are applying for a job. Your history in that job matters!
I had to tap out when Vance said that the solution to children being murdered in schools is to turn the schools into fortresses.
NO. Just FUCKING NO.
as a gun owner. "HELL FUCKING NO!"
I actually enjoyed watching a civil debate on policies and issues. Shady was dishonest, but he was respectful. Walz was nervous, but he was focused.
Politics is not supposed to be a dramatic rendition of Real Housewives.
Usha: "Did you cheat on me?"
Vance: "Darling, I'm focused on the future."
Focused on the furniture maybe…
LOL-he is weird.
Shady vance A True Chameleon !
Born as James Donald Bowman
Grew up in the suburbs of Middleton [sic], Ohio
Not poor at all, went to Yale
Changed middle name to David
Changed name again to Jimmy Hamel
Changed name to JD Vance 10 years ago when he married his wife.
Hated rtump! A never trumper!
Weird is the word.
More like fake liar.
"Don't be weird... don't be weird... don't look at that chair's beautiful legs... don't be wei... did she just fact check me?"
-JD Vance's inner monologue.
Love you Stephen❤
Tim Walz had some slip ups but did well. JD Vance speaks much clearer than his running mate but the fact he couldn't openly say Trump lost out of fear from him/the Republicans was embarrassing.
Because he didn’t lose. They rigged it. 😂
@@mariecait Who's "they"?
@@mariecaitsay good-bye to your comment due to misinformation!
@@mariecaitTrump lost ALL lawsuits because they had no evidence. Don’t even try the lame Trump lie that that “wouldn’t listen”, if they actually had evidence, they could’ve appealed and pushed to the Supreme Court or within Congress, but they didn’t, because they know they would’ve been blown out
Walz: "Did you have sexual relations with the couch?"
Vance: "Tim, I'm focused on the future."
Walz: " _Will_ you have sexual relations with the couch?"
And that otoman
🎉 good job Gov. Walz
I'm going to have "That is a damning non-answer" on a t-shirt
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*_"January 6th was not Facebook ads"_* on a hoodie.
I'd buy both!
"Tim, I'm focused on the future," said the candidate whose running mate won't shut up about how much better things were four years ago. The irony is lost on these MAGA weirdos.
It is infuriating for Vance to call Jan 6 peaceful when capital police were injured and people were killed, and US capital property was destroyed.
Finally!!! I kept refreshing my yt app!
Me too!
@@cakerbaker9965I was just about to give up & here it is!
It was noon here in Indonesia 🇮🇩 waiting for your monologue, Stephen! 😍
Waltz: "Did Trump win the 2020 elections?"
Vance: "He's America's Hitler "
Who on God's earth would want strive to be a Hitler? Oh, wait....
The QR code not being a Rick-Roll ... what timeline am I even in anymore?
Vance on healthcare: We want you to have (cough) more choices.
Trump on healthcare: Let Big Corporate Insurance sell you all junk quality, bare bones policies that won't even cover a condition you never thought you'd develop until it actually happens to you! Make Corporate Profits Great Again!
Walz won on healthcare, hands down. John McCain helped save the ACA from destruction by his own party. R.I.P. John.
You left out the best part, Stephen: when the mods clarified that the claims were false, J.D. Vance whined "BUT DA RULLLEZZ!!" like a weird giant baby.
Vance compares Trump to Hitler yet continues to defend him. 🤔
That's weird.
Trump is the Emperor God, not Hitler.
Gov Walz held his own, esp. on substance, vs a slick used car salesman, Vance, selling a rotting, rusty, nearly 100 y/o, lemon.
Usha:- Did you sleep with the Couch?
Vance:- Darling. I'm focused on the future.
"Chat GPT, please take all of these mad babbling rants of Donald Trump and rationalize them in the form of a 10th grade expository essay."
And thus, JD Vance was born.
The Bloviating Blatherskite is all about families - he's had 3 of them, after all! 🤣
Yes and was really mad that Tiffany wasn't aborted...
Lock the doors in our schools? WTH?
Remember- Jd vance said school shootings are facts of life.
trump said-just get over it.
Tim didn’t mention that.
trump was one hour of killing to stop crime/criminals.
Run USHA RUN
Tim Walz did so amazing Tonight America's Dad is going to be our VP💙💙💙💙
Are you also friends with school shooters?
“Tim I’m trying to focus on the future.” = Tim I’m trying to focus on 🚨Project 2025🚨
Stephen missed a great LOTR reference. The wizard at the door has a big magic wand and says, "You shall not pass."
Political politeness aside, 4 years ago, when Trump was president, we couldn't find toilet paper and were using refrigerated trucks as morgues. We are much BETTER now than 4 years ago. ... I'm voting BLUE.💙
Moderators fact-checking during the debate: this should be a fixed rule from now on. Make it tougher for candidates to lie! No QR stuff. .
Yeah, because not everyone would use the stupid QR code! Lazy & stupid!
Absolutely - what's with no fact checking? Stupid & annoying.
Do those sexy chairs come from Broyhill? 🤣
dang OG Price is Right reference, nicely done....👍
It's a new brand " over the hill"😊
@@sudsy7131 and thru the woods, to JD Vance's house we go....🤣🤣😂😂
@@kickemindafacestyleson6986 OMG that's in my head now.😁. Could be nightmare's also thanks for the boot to the head.🥴😁
Yes! I've been waiting for this!
When you complain about being fact checked, you totally lost.
Is, Is he serious!? Is Vance SERIOUSLY saying doors would stop gun violence? After 300+ gun violence cases taking place in malls, theaters, and schools? You know, PLACES WITH DOORS ON THEM!? REALLY!? SERIOUSLY!?
And you didn't sit through the debate, either.
“Not allowed to fact check” is crazy 😂 what is moderators doing there, just open question card and cut the mic off when someone speaking too much? 😂
Trump whined that it wasn't fair for his lies to exposed in real time! That's why they didn't expose Vance for the liar he is.
"We have to make sure the school doors lock, the windows are barred, there are double razor-wire fences, and that the guard towers all have clear sight-lines for the snipers."
Schools transformed in Guantanamo Bay: that's what JD Vance wants
Vance really displays his scamming prowess
Even Stevie Wonder can see that. He’s a con lying ass
Why don't we just have politicians hooked up to a polygraph with the readout on a big screen just above their heads
whenever they debate, are interviewed, or hold rallies.
do you really think it would show if the lies are so baked in that you actually think they are true?
The short answer is that polygraphs are junk science. Which is a shame, because having a machine that magically told you if someone was lying would be super convenient in all sorts of situations.
@@laura_v191You have a point relative to donOld. his dementia has gotten to the point where he's clueless about reality.
j.d. on the other hand would have his polygraph look like a 9.0 earthquake.
I'm a woman. I vote for leaders that acknowledge my existence, my equal value as an actual human being. Harris/Walz 2024💙🌊🌊
Walz is rational
While Vance is such irrational
I can't understand why Vance couldn't admit Trump's mistake. He stood up and just blamed Harris.
JD Vance makes hot dogs. He takes the rotten scraps of red meat that Trump dishes out to his base with his mad ramblings, and he sanitizes them and makes a pale pink paste and puts them in a nice neat tube of intestinal casing. The problem is that with Trump, we can all see how the hot dog is made.
This is one of the best comments I've read. 😊
Way too polite 😂
And how refreshing it was.
Heritage foundation nominated Vance for VP with his project intro
That's down right creepy
It wasn’t only the Heritage Foundation that picked Vance, but Elon Musk and Peter Theil, the moral majority of the televangelist cult, the Federalist Society, the Vatican and the Council for National Policy did also.
Vance stole parts of VP Harris's lines. Like "That's rich." He did it a few times. Classic narcissist mirroring behavior. VOTE 💙
Like JD always says, "The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'!"
Why do conflicts starting elsewhere in the world have anything to do with whatever administration is in the White House? Am I missing something?
Exactly
JD was way worse than an annoying nephew!-- he should win an award for being the world's smoothest ridiculous liar! In what planet is that just annoying??
Vance complaining about being fact checked 😂
Nothing new 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
First, not being allowed to fact check a noted liar is wild,
Second, getting Vance to say that they weren't allowed to fact check on national television was genius if intentional. Very subtle jab at censorship
Stable vs weird 😊
Obey nun! 👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sam Elliott is a true national Treasure
Clarence thomas never fails to disappoint
I agree. I wish Walz was a little or forceful. I absolutely hate JD's smug, horrible smile. It always seems like he is looking down on people.
I hate that he wears more eyeliner than a Drag Queen!
Maybe Vance thinks he’s Elvis? 🤣🤣🤣💙💙💙
Minnesota Nice for the win!!!
3 more sleeps until I see you live !!! Can’t wait
Lucky!
Answer these they questions 3.... now I have to rewatch Holy Grail. Great classic.
What is your favorite colour?
That policy Vance tried to pin on Kamala? It was Trump's (see Rachel Madow's comments on the debate).
Watching Walz educate Vance all night was like watching a human beta test and reprogram a 🧸 Teddy Ruxpin or FURBY... weirdo creature.
Vance never answer the question about Donald loosing the 2020 election 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Anyone who can NOT face the reality does NOT deserve the position one is applying for===="That is damning non-answer"--says it all. Tim Walz WON.
Nice. I appreciate the civility however most Americans just love a knife fight and were disappointed. It won't move the needle one bit in the election.
Awesome 😊
The blue guest chairs are really kinda cute!
Lets see, not a able to answer questions straight, lying....I also love fact check and mic cut, that was awesome.
Using no conflict as a talking point sounds really stupid when the Afghanistan pull out happened because Trump sided with the Taliban....
Let’s make boring, effective, heart-centered politicians who grant no fodder to the media the new normal.
Vance is "focused on the future" while constantly falsly whining about the past. So this "focus" of his only shows up when he would otherwise need to tell the truth.
It say so in the corner and everything, wow.
How I’ve missed normal political debates. Trump ruins everything his puts his name on.
I for one am grateful they could exhibit basic civility. Drama sh*t is what 45 lives for. Not stooping that low just for “entertainment.” I’m an adult.
I want to know if Trumpty had Vance Sign an NDA and a Gallows waiver
Tim walz 💙💙💙
Vance should be in North Korea forever!
Love from the mango farm
I'm surprised that you only covered JD Vance and didn't talk about Walz soundbites which were more than just "boring". There was a lot of good stuff that Tim Walz actually said, like how Minnesota listens to Doctors and Women when it comes down to bodily autonomy, and actually ensured that Roe vs Wade is set in state law. I was more inspired by tweets than your video. Are you okay?
Very anticlimactic debate...still liked it though 😅
Thought Vance was the one obsessed about Mountain Dew?
You do a good job trying to be funny about issues that are really not funny at all. some of the VP debate made me want to cry. and I live in UK.
JD isn't fooling us!
America has become accustomed to loud obnoxious rhetoric, we forgot what a cordial debate sounds like!! Vance was trying to be cool, but sounded like a fool...Walz is a lover not a fighter!!🎉
oily manipulative chameleon vs someone who is authentic and decent. No contest
Yes that last bit about the uncle and smug nephew seems pretty close ! Sigh 😔
💙💙💙💙💙💙🗳️🇺🇸🦅
who paused to scan the QR code? 😆
JD Vance is the first VP candidate who doesn't know who won the 2020 election.
Turtledove breeders just threw their support behind Vance.
Debate was boring. Walz won, didn't lie and has plans to make our lives better. Contrary to Vance.