Straight Across London | An Urban Straight Line Mission

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  • Опубліковано 27 чер 2024
  • I try to cross Greater London in a day without leaving a corridor 500 metres wide.
    Unlike the open countryside (check out the channels below) a city is pretty much impossible to navigate linearly. Every conurbation will throw up its own challenges, but this seems to be approaching the lower bound for London.
    Check out the follow-up video on how I computed the straightest line across London: • How To Walk In a Strai...
    My apologies go to Bromley Council for omitting your beautiful borough from the video chapters. Although I walked for over a mile along your border, I didn't actually cross it until the train journey home: www.planvu.co.uk/bromley/ Let it be known that the last 23 seconds was filmed in the London Borough of Bromley!
    Other straight-liners you should check out:
    ‪@GeoWizard‬ (the OG)
    ‪@marcusthechessteacher‬
    ‪@archiefieldhouse‬
    Music:
    Get A Move On - HookSounds: www.hooksounds.com/
    On the Way - Vlad Gluschenko
    Horses & Trains - Jesse Gallagher
    New Day - Ikson
    Mozart: Turkish March Improvisation - Fazil Say
    Water Lily - The 126ers
    Locations:
    00:00 - Overview
    00:58 - Hillingdon
    03:24 - Harrow
    10:06 - Brent
    13:57 - Westminster
    19:17 - Lambeth
    21:37 - Southwark
    25:16 - Lewisham
    27:15 - Greenwich
    31:37 - Bexley
    38:01 - Back of Beyond...

КОМЕНТАРІ • 176

  • @bigfish_
    @bigfish_ Рік тому +68

    i came into this video thinking “wouldn’t it be funny if he walked passed a viewers house” and he walked passed my house

    • @oddishthoughts
      @oddishthoughts 2 місяці тому +1

      timestamp?

    • @bigfish_
      @bigfish_ 2 місяці тому +31

      @@oddishthoughts no thanks!

    • @NorthamIncYT
      @NorthamIncYT 3 дні тому

      29:42 (imagine I coincidentally got it right)

    • @bigfish_
      @bigfish_ 3 дні тому

      @@NorthamIncYThow??!

    • @bigfish_
      @bigfish_ 3 дні тому

      @@NorthamIncYTnah i’m kidding. that would’ve been really funny tho

  • @simonwood6509
    @simonwood6509 2 роки тому +109

    Fantastic effort and great video. Not every straight line mission needs to be identical and urban ones are just as fun. Would like to see some more in this series! (Also great editing and storytelling...almost wish it was a longer series)

    • @allys_adventures
      @allys_adventures  2 роки тому +16

      Well there are plenty more cities to explore! Paris next?

    • @engineeringvision9507
      @engineeringvision9507 Рік тому +5

      It's not a straight line mission because he isn't attempting to go in a straight line. You are allowed to deviate from the line a certain amount yes, but what defines a straight line mission is that you keep as close to the line as possible "in spirit". If you are just trying to stay within a certain boundary and not the line, then that's just walking. Still it's an impressive walk in terms of "real miles" covered.

    • @sylvia9292
      @sylvia9292 Рік тому

      @@engineeringvision9507 he should call it a squiggly line

    • @watch-Dominion-2018
      @watch-Dominion-2018 Рік тому

      do you know any identical straight line missions?

    • @zt_1d45
      @zt_1d45 6 місяців тому

      ​@@allys_adventuresplease do more of these!

  • @rosskennedy2595
    @rosskennedy2595 Рік тому +48

    I really liked this video. Ok its maybe not a straight line mission from a purists perspective, but I found it an interesting snapshot of a day in the life of London. Highlights the massive variations between the suburbs of outer London, the urban inner city then back through the suburbs again to the boundary with semi rural Kent. Looks like a massive amount of planning went into it and a good bit of endurance!

  • @amorembalming
    @amorembalming Рік тому +14

    Hello mate! No idea why this was recommended to me, other than being a Londoner, this isn’t anything I’d watch.
    I watched the entire thing, completely gripped by it.
    Testament to how engaging you are I think.
    Subscribed and look forward to watching all your other content.
    Cheers.

  • @ShowRyuKen
    @ShowRyuKen Рік тому +8

    Bravo, and very entertaining video. I live in a very suburban part of north London and I'm always complaining to myself about how dull and tedious it is, yet from this video I can see that the vast majority of Greater London is exactly like this. Thanks for putting things into perspective for me!

  • @skalet66a
    @skalet66a Рік тому +1

    Congratulations on your achievement! Nice video as well, thank you!

  • @AprilFool91
    @AprilFool91 Рік тому +12

    Really interesting to watch. Really nice to see a straight line mission done while keeping to public rights of way. Interesting to manage a few rail sections too.

  • @ZenPossum
    @ZenPossum Рік тому +8

    Solid effort, and an interesting take on an urban version of the straight line mission. Definitely keen to hear more about the algorithm you used

  • @TheNails3
    @TheNails3 Рік тому +1

    What kept me watching was your humour right from the off, you made me chuckle quite a bit :D Really enjoyed the video!

  • @PodgyAsthmatic
    @PodgyAsthmatic Рік тому +4

    Loved that mate, I'm doing similar this year. I've done the London Loop, West to East (Ealing Broadway to Woolwich Foot tunnel) now I have North to South (Cockfosters To Coulsdon) and diagonals across London next. Good luck with your next trips. I look forward to seeing what you're up to next!!!

  • @Gabrielm624
    @Gabrielm624 Рік тому +12

    This is awesome, I’m London born and bred and love urban walking so I’ll definitely have to try something like this one time! I think the longest I’ve walked before is Euston to Harrow but that’s not even close to half of what you’ve done!

  • @raftermanhoward1883
    @raftermanhoward1883 3 місяці тому

    When I got into watching straight line missions, the trespassy bits were always the most enjoyable to me, but this is admittedly a more mature and sustainable approach to the genre.

  • @bob_0146
    @bob_0146 Рік тому

    That was fun to watch man great video!

  • @utkucubukcuify
    @utkucubukcuify 2 роки тому +2

    Really nice video! Waiting for more episodes 💃

  • @Contang0
    @Contang0 Рік тому +1

    Big fan of straight line missions (geowizard), very happy to have found another.

  • @argyledart85
    @argyledart85 2 роки тому +27

    really nice idea and enjoyed most of it, i do prefer the standard straight line missions usually as after a while this did just feel like a stroll with Ally as only taking public footpaths kind of limits and obstacles

  • @bluecheese1066
    @bluecheese1066 Рік тому +12

    Really enjoyed watching your mission, mate. Ignore the naysayers, they don't understand straight line missions or the layout of London, it seems. Looking forward to more! :)

  • @CTSH1
    @CTSH1 Рік тому +1

    underrated! I love the urban setting

  • @thelibrarian46
    @thelibrarian46 День тому

    An interesting comparison of the different parts of London.

  • @EziosBladez
    @EziosBladez Рік тому +51

    Are we going to get more of these adventures? The straight-line mission genre is amazing to see different places.

    • @allys_adventures
      @allys_adventures  Рік тому +9

      Absolutely - I have a more traditional mission already planned for October (although my editing turnaround is quite slow atm).

    • @EziosBladez
      @EziosBladez Рік тому +3

      @@allys_adventures No worries, just take your time and the views will come, keep up the good work, this was a great first video.

  • @willtyler5118
    @willtyler5118 Рік тому +2

    haha the intro is incredible, keep this up!

  • @binowoo6268
    @binowoo6268 Рік тому +1

    Loved this! At one point you were one street over from my grans house which was lovely to see, especially considering I know the area from going there as a child.

  • @geoffh2560
    @geoffh2560 Рік тому

    Congrats on completing the walk, and on the algorithm-interesting!

  • @matty206000
    @matty206000 Рік тому

    As usual, I've no idea how this popped up but it did, thankfully. Good stuff!

  • @MarkoCoomo
    @MarkoCoomo Рік тому

    Fair play, recently discovered straight line missions and although awesome entertainment, I grew up on a farm and not comfortable with some of the videos I've watched. This was a great adventure! Good job!

  • @isaacconsadine3596
    @isaacconsadine3596 Рік тому

    randomly came across this video and i rreakky really enjoyed it. cant wait to see more

  • @aspuzling
    @aspuzling Рік тому +19

    Great video. I'd love to hear the details of the algorithm you came up with to find the path and what you took into account to choose the line.

  • @JanFreyberg
    @JanFreyberg Рік тому +2

    Awesome mission, a straight line in my book 🙂

  • @beautifulsmall
    @beautifulsmall 20 днів тому

    Great to see a slm we can all try.

  • @sillysciben8092
    @sillysciben8092 2 дні тому

    hey good effort man, earned a sub. good job

  • @respectedgentleman4322
    @respectedgentleman4322 Рік тому

    Wow I wouldn't even want to drive that as I know it would take ages. Great effort.

  • @Tbor12
    @Tbor12 Рік тому

    great video lad! good job awesome content

  • @RoSi4You
    @RoSi4You Рік тому

    Video well done. Thank you.

  • @comedyhunter
    @comedyhunter Рік тому

    bing bing Squirrels ! Ive subscribed as this was very enjoyable, will watch your Cardiff one next.

  • @peripheralephemeral2272
    @peripheralephemeral2272 Рік тому +2

    interesting take on a straight line mission - noice!

  • @JamesTheBell1
    @JamesTheBell1 Рік тому +13

    Yes to obscure Monty Python references!

  • @nicholasbignell9702
    @nicholasbignell9702 Рік тому

    Excellent effort

  • @nanoqht285
    @nanoqht285 Рік тому

    I’ve just started watching and having been to London once, I can’t imagine this’ll go very well. However, with those jokes at the start, I’m subscribing either way.

  • @Imalrightma
    @Imalrightma Рік тому +1

    great video pal well done on a terrific line success. your editing and commentary were always entertaining too. any more missions planned for the near future?

  • @thememe6904
    @thememe6904 Рік тому

    great vid mate

  • @firestarter1888
    @firestarter1888 Рік тому +1

    Big Ben doesnt have a bell, big ben is the bell!

  • @markfinn0
    @markfinn0 Рік тому

    Some years ago, I did a similar south-to-north walk in Paris. Not quite a straight line, and a much shorter distance (less than 20 km). A similar challenge was my walk in Sydney from the Harbour Bridge to Manly - but keeping as close to the coast as possible. At least 30 km.

  • @torspedia
    @torspedia Рік тому

    This is something for me to keep in mind, as a future project. Though I'd have to do it over several days. 🙂

  • @harryschofield6822
    @harryschofield6822 Рік тому +4

    Bing bing!

  • @jontom7787
    @jontom7787 Рік тому +10

    Not what i was expecting. Geoguesser standard straight line is what we expect when the infamus straight line title is used. Nice adventure none the less.

  • @andyandy5978
    @andyandy5978 Рік тому +43

    Mate good effort, but if you are sticking to paths and roads, why didn’t you cycle it??

    • @andyandy5978
      @andyandy5978 Рік тому +12

      To clarify, that’s not a criticism, just a suggestion. As you said in your intro, the rules on these type of missions are open to be set by the person doing the mission. As you are clearly doing something different from the ‘traditional’ SLM, you set different rules to GroWizard- always using public routes/land. I only meant by using a cycle, it would make it easier to do repeat runs to try and score a narrower run- since that’s the point of the mission (it’s not a walking endurance challenge). Good effort on the algorithm, looking forward to hearing more about it. Great editing and narrative.

    • @andyandy5978
      @andyandy5978 Рік тому +3

      *GeoWizard

    • @allys_adventures
      @allys_adventures  Рік тому +31

      That's a great question. Cycling might have made it easier, but I was limited by my filming set-up of all things! The camera had to be hand held for the entire walk.
      I've since bought a GoPro chest mount.

    • @reecesang9978
      @reecesang9978 Рік тому +1

      That's wot I was thinking

    • @CragScrambler
      @CragScrambler Рік тому +4

      @@andyandy5978 Geowizard makes his rules up as he goes along, wanders well off his line, makes excuses, leaves the line completely and comes back days later. The last one where he was"dribbling" a football was laughable, then someone pointed out he was kicking the ball not dribbling so then he changed the title of his videos but still saying he's dribbling it in the actual video 🤣

  • @malthuswasright
    @malthuswasright Рік тому +2

    Love all the comments from the uber-pedants saying "it's not a proper straight line mission", thereby missing the point entirely by several miles. Ignore the idiots and keep walking.

  • @jackiechan8840
    @jackiechan8840 Рік тому

    That's mad. My feet would be in pieces. Good job

  • @Nooticus
    @Nooticus Рік тому +8

    Omg as a Londoner born and bred, this video was proper fucking epic! The editing was exceptional as well as the concept of having a 500m corridor. The execution was close to faultless and going right through Trafalgar square was so epic! It was also an incredibly cool idea to do it on the Jubilee weekend, such a lovely atmosphere :) I will now watch every other one of your videos and subscribe too!
    (also congrats to you for finding one of the VERY rare Mongolians in London hahaha!)

    • @Nooticus
      @Nooticus Рік тому +4

      Oh also, I forgot, huge huge props for keeping it super super respectful and not encroaching on any private property! We Londoners thank you!! I hope this sets the precedent for more respectful straight line missions!!

    • @sylvia9292
      @sylvia9292 Рік тому

      @@Nooticus did u have to swear and ruin your comment.

    • @Nooticus
      @Nooticus Рік тому +2

      @@sylvia9292 yes I did sylvia because I wanted to. If Alistair wanted me not to swear in his comments, then i'd change it, because its his channel, not yours. Weirdo.

  • @MikeBlair-in4eh
    @MikeBlair-in4eh Рік тому

    Great video! it was strange when you walked within a foot of my building's door!

  • @ogelsmogel
    @ogelsmogel Рік тому +1

    Not for me, but I watched a part of it. Cool to see London from a different view!

  • @YakyPeanut
    @YakyPeanut Рік тому

    Great effort! I feel like we're twins as I also have the Vivoactive 3 watch and Adrenaline GTS 22 shoes haha.

  • @adamsmithelec
    @adamsmithelec Рік тому

    You walked down my road in Lewisham! (Hatcham Park Road). Was a bit worried on your route through the east end of the Old Kent Road as you came very close to a notoriously rough gypsy site!

  • @skippysmom
    @skippysmom Рік тому +2

    new sub here! love the video! very brave to do it in london!

    • @Dan200
      @Dan200 Рік тому +2

      He's just walking along public roads and footpaths, mostly through nice suburbs, what's the danger?

    • @nickbrown5457
      @nickbrown5457 Рік тому

      @@Dan200 London can be a bit stabby. I almost got attacked by a group of 4 or 5 young 'gentlemen' on a train in Lewisham, merely for being white.

    • @FOOKYOUTUBENUMBERS
      @FOOKYOUTUBENUMBERS Рік тому

      @@nickbrown5457 puddy hole

  • @SamAronow
    @SamAronow Рік тому +2

    I heard of the actor Brian Cox first because of _Rushmore_ and later _Zodiac._ And because I'm American.

  • @rde4017
    @rde4017 Рік тому

    You walked straight passed my house in Pinner! 😃

  • @MrBond249
    @MrBond249 Рік тому +1

    1:37 You just walked passed my old house.

  • @robertcameron1738
    @robertcameron1738 Рік тому

    Excellent. A really fun video, and nicely edited. 38 miles of walking - wow! But how did you manage all those llamas?

  • @mrha9py802
    @mrha9py802 Рік тому

    good video

  • @benbrist
    @benbrist Рік тому

    GeoWizard has entered the chat

  • @geor00k
    @geor00k Рік тому

    You should have took the half hour to watch the parade and taken it off your time! Respect for the dedication however! I just stumbled upon your channel now

  • @JP_TaVeryMuch
    @JP_TaVeryMuch Рік тому

    Yes, I too am still watching though I know not why but it's another YT enjoyable oddity.
    It seems to me that there's an awful lot of vituperative comments here from what I imagine aren't entirely happy with their lives conmenters.
    You know the solution.
    Go for a bloody walk numpties.
    Thank you fella, good effort.

  • @AFCManUk
    @AFCManUk 7 місяців тому

    Second time of watching this amazing journey across London!
    Did you ever publish your final route anywhere online, so that others might follow in your footsteps?
    Might be something I'd like to try someday (or at least part of it).
    I'm also sure the delightful @JohnRogersWalks would be interested in this, if he hasn't seen it already :D

  • @davidbrinkman7282
    @davidbrinkman7282 Рік тому

    wow cool man. I want to do this in my own city too😄(The Hague)

  • @rjflores438
    @rjflores438 Рік тому +1

    I lived in London for a year in my mid 20s but left after the extortionate rent rise after my 6 month tenancy ended. The problem is is that I lived in zone 2, Wandsworth to be exact to be closer to where most things are going on. I would not like to live in places like Harrow, Bromley or Barnet that are further out even though they are cheaper as the are a lot less interesting.

  • @vapourmile
    @vapourmile Рік тому

    London, I miss you. :(

  • @Radar139
    @Radar139 Рік тому +1

    Why did I hold my breath the whole time 20:05

  • @KrisDouglas
    @KrisDouglas Рік тому

    We need to know more about the mountain llamas.

  • @TheNotoriouzBOB
    @TheNotoriouzBOB Рік тому +3

    Music is a little loud during the intro

  • @gafrers
    @gafrers 5 місяців тому

    Straight line? Not even a single bit.
    Effort put in the mission, filming editing, etc? Yes, a Lot
    Enjoyable? Very much so.
    👍👍

  • @Nooticus
    @Nooticus Рік тому

    More people should really be subscribing! The fact that I have more subs that him (though hopefully not for long) is a travesty! This is true TV-quality content!

  • @ShawnGBR
    @ShawnGBR Рік тому +1

    Nice little Monty Python references there.

  • @Drew-Peacock
    @Drew-Peacock 3 дні тому

    Be careful.. this is how forest gump got started

  • @will_n775
    @will_n775 Рік тому

    You finished a few minutes away from where i live😁

  • @JoDyMa
    @JoDyMa Рік тому

    Very weird to watch someone on YT walk within 250 metres of my house 😅

  • @spacemonster8954
    @spacemonster8954 Рік тому

    Great Video!
    Very fun intro. Practice to speak a little louder in the voice overs (try to imagine you talk to someone further away).

  • @jellywishmusic
    @jellywishmusic Рік тому +1

    straight line 'mission' hmmm - relaxing walk across london, nice video though :)

  • @FM60260
    @FM60260 Рік тому

    10:47 That would be either the Wild West Misogynists Club, or the Wimbledon Wombles Medical Clinic. I am not too sure since alcoholic beverages are served at both of those venues.

  • @managerialelitetoaster3456
    @managerialelitetoaster3456 Рік тому +1

    "You're meant to ignore private boundaries when doing straight line missions private! You think Britain conquered the World worrying about private bloody access? No Sir, not for a second and now we've succeed all to the Americans because Churchill got us in that bullshit war. Who cares if the Germans want to play Napoleon. Do as the Romans do. Rule Britannia." - Geowizard.

  • @kokobwild2413
    @kokobwild2413 Рік тому

    Fucking fantastic

  • @PezGenesis
    @PezGenesis Рік тому +1

    Did you do this whole journey with no Earphones? Crazy man 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Dan200
      @Dan200 Рік тому +5

      Not everyone is conditioned to need music in their ear the whole time

    • @malthuswasright
      @malthuswasright Рік тому

      I for one wouldn't walk through a major city deliberately depriving myself of one of my crucial survival senses.

  • @magnusv5783
    @magnusv5783 Рік тому

    I used to have an allotment at @8:41

  • @Hilqy
    @Hilqy Рік тому +2

    music a bit loud at start

  • @SmartStr33t
    @SmartStr33t Рік тому

    10:50 Wombles with macular conditions.

  • @barryr7216
    @barryr7216 Рік тому

    It is strangely confusing as a Scandinavian to see Ø being used in English, puts my inner pronunciation completely out of whack. Great video, interesting to experience the dynamic of London area.

  • @davidj009
    @davidj009 Рік тому

    Trains are cheating! Jokes, I was just interested to see if it would be possible just walking in a day and by your times I'd guess not.
    It was interesting to see the difference between the outskirts and central London. Also jubilee street party's - must just be a London thing. Thanks for the video, enjoyed it.

  • @richardwills-woodward5340
    @richardwills-woodward5340 Рік тому

    That line across London is only the borough map. The urban suburban area is several times that.

    • @matthewwhite4346
      @matthewwhite4346 Рік тому

      Says the guy who lives in the sticks

    • @richardwills-woodward5340
      @richardwills-woodward5340 Рік тому

      @@matthewwhite4346 Define 'sticks'. Therein is the issue. Suburbanisation happens when people refer to 'the sticks' but mean suburban. For the record, I despise large cities.

  • @fernandovalner
    @fernandovalner Рік тому +1

    now do it moonwalking

  • @RyanThickett
    @RyanThickett Рік тому

    video on the code for the corridor checker?

    • @RyanThickett
      @RyanThickett Рік тому

      Ignore me, just watched the python video! Amazing stuff

  • @carbonell123
    @carbonell123 Рік тому

    I'm confused. How is this a straight line mission? It's just a walk in London 😂 I feel robbed of my time

  • @sylvia9292
    @sylvia9292 Рік тому

    you know your middle class when you dont even know what a workingmans club is.

  • @nickcook7408
    @nickcook7408 Рік тому

    It’s Willy Wonkas Medical Centre

  • @hoixthegreat8359
    @hoixthegreat8359 Рік тому

    Great video! Please buy a better mic though haha

  • @AGoodBean
    @AGoodBean 6 днів тому

    Music was too loud on this I couldn't hear your speech

  • @ulisesplarocher9761
    @ulisesplarocher9761 Рік тому

    Better would be with the music off

  • @voronazavr
    @voronazavr Рік тому

    Soy public roads enjoyer vs Chad trespassing appreciator

  • @Cockdonut
    @Cockdonut Рік тому

    wait, so you're not gonna climb over private property and not swim in the Thames? bruhhhhh

  • @pulsar3483
    @pulsar3483 Рік тому +1

    Keeping masked on the tube too. Good to see ❤

  • @youtubeeee6682
    @youtubeeee6682 Рік тому

    how is this a straight line? the original guy that did this thing actually had to stick to the line even when it meant going on private property, through lakes, rivers, etc. didn't even try bro

  • @Beyond-The-Noise
    @Beyond-The-Noise Рік тому +1

    Shouldn't be called straight line mission imo. Got a train! Constantly deviated. Sorry.