the female body inspector
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"That's not mine."
"It's your butthole."
I'm dying
bussin
Should I Call An Ambulance?
@@Ahmed_Malrogi.750Very late, he already survived, and not from you
It’s a good way to explain why police can arrest you for drugs that other people left at your house
@@mcfeth6532 ok
Pedro Pascal, don't do that!
Ya mean pedo pascal
@@Sticymcnicy😂
What are you doing, step Pedro?
It's not him , it's Pedro rascal
Pedro? He literally looks like Marshall from himym
The fact that she looked different after he pulled out the bags of cocaine... Attention to detail
How did you notice that? 😅😅
And there are some other videos in which Tamara’s cheat size is mentioned. For how long has she been hiding that cocaine?!
bro was like wtf is this guy doing to my girl
Then he was like "wtf is up with this girl" 😂😂😂
No! He was surprised at his girl. Not what that guy was doing with her.
Waha itni storage kaha se I
I think he was thinking, who the hell have i been with?
I think he's was C. uckold and was about to start b. ating.
I don't know what's worse. Inspecting, being inspected or watching the hole fiasco unfold
Nice pun
I like what you did there
Lol
It’s an honest job and thankfully Elias is the man willing to do it to keep us safe
😉
"I know a gun in a butthole when I see one" that cracked me up
it looks like she almost breaks character in her closeup immediately after too 😆
One of the hardest lines in cinema
"cracked" you up huh?
Her butt was the butt of the joke.
Should have been when I feel one hahaha
Why did i think he was going to smell it?
"All right cough for me " Then the whole armory falls
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
All us army fell down😂
That first guy’s reaction at the end was mine exactly. 😂
Mine too 😅
"You got any firearm on you?"
"Nah,"
"You lied."
"You said on. Never said 'in'."
What's that doing there?
You have a good point...
💀
Grammar lessons
@@sailaab✍️better write that down for the next exam
"Alright, Cough for me..." That's when I lost it.
The sound of so many things tumbling out 😂
Lot of balls in there 😂😂😂
Federal Bureau of Investigation❌
Female body Inspector ✅
"Nice tits"
Had me dying
also the part where he proceeds to break the fabric of reality to take that out
Nice tweets
@enadegheanthony2109😅
ua-cam.com/users/shortsO-mFgMaCCV0?feature=shared
@aniigsming8445 - I thought of that - HEY PETER, NICE C*CK joke from family guy
FBI= predictable
CrackerMilk= NOT predictable
She got that expanded prison wallet DLC
@@wardencatrameowmeowapplesa904Gotta unlock it with three years of Tyrone’s basketball squad using only the poophole loophole exploit.
@@wardencatrameowmeowapplesa904 pay to win fr
@@RyanBright-wg1ykits not cheating if its nit used for breeding lolz. 😅
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Okay but if I try that I get arrested for 'sexual assault" I'm just trying to keep this country safe
so trueee😔
😂
Pedro Pascal saves the day once more
Time to report to my therapist
Ah Yes. The R*pist.
Don't submit your therapist to such trauma 😮
Why would you even report to the rapist?
Who will tell you-once again-to unsub from Cracker Milk, at least for your therapist’s sanity, if not yours.
@@Raj-viz
It’s THE rapist, you know, like the official one.
That's enough UA-cam shorts for today 💀
600 hundred likes nah that's few
I changed that
I just opened it 😂
Yep me too
No more yt shorts
“That’s not mine”
“It’s your butthole”
💀💀💀💀💀
TSA:"Did someone else put stuff in your butt?"
Bro got an animal jam username
@@RanchKings😂😂😂 that’s hilarious
😂😂😂😂
He Held that gun wayyyy to close to his face for where He got it from........
“I know a gun in the butthole when I see one”
I’m dead 💀
Pray for guidance.
I thought he was gonna pull a Devilman, for a second there... 💀
I got that reference and you're so based for that
is it the part where he ripped of a girls boobs
She's literally a GTA character for having that much weapons in her.
*in her
@@qusaipen102 thanks for correcting my sentence. Sometimes my grammar do have some errors.
Didn’t expect to see you here!
Top 10 times when roblox youtubers caught commenting on suspicious videos on youtube.
We have found of gta characters secret
"It's your butthole." Is peak comedy right there
True words
😂😂
Bro as tall as the door frame💀
Video only stopped because the grenades fell out but the pin got caught on the edge of the meat wallet.
"cough for me" had me dead
Same man , I just had an exam where they said that to me
And the sound of stuff falling on the floor.
@@simon4043died🤣🤣
@@simon4043 Yeah, they should have extended this by making him hold up ammo crates or something, saying, you're packing a lot of heat....
“It’s your butthole” literally had me rolling
At first i thought these were milk packets!
Man has the best job
Yes I followed my dream too, got a male only massage parlor and also checking for cancer (prostate cancer only is my field). I'm literalle saving lives every single day, on a regular I find 2 cases out of 50 per day.
60*6 (works Saturday too=60* 52 weeks = 3120 patients per year. Been doing this job for 16 years (49.920 patients) and I saved the life to 10.000 men! I love saving lifes, inspecting 600.000 booty holes is only part of the job, it's nothing sexual, I usually only use 5-6 minutes) and few if none has saved as many lifes as I have!
I cannot for the life of me figure out if my eyes are tricking me, or if her chest actually got smaller after he took the coke from her
She is wearing a push up bra before i think
They were being seriously pushed together, and up at the same time until he "grabbed the coke". Went the extra mile to sell it.
They got smaller.
Because she's a pusher 🤭
Okay so I’m not crazy?
I’m disappointed he didn’t find bazookas in her bazookas.
Maybe you'd better check again.
Fell out when she coughed. Either that or she hid it in her...,...........belly button
@@DeathxCap pretty sure after she coughed, if the video hadn't looped, her butthole would have produced an RPG-7.
There is another... Hole.
@@jaideepshekhar4621Nostrils, pores, mouth, and possible pockets, would mean many more holes. Oh and other things too…
Mans just answered the question of where female game characters put their arsenal.💀
So that's how Ratchet hangs on to his weapons during the shower fights in Secret Agent Clank
They called the third game Up Your Arsenal for a reason
That "how'd that get in there" is the same "I don't normally do this" they pull
What?
@@RohanDeNoronhaSimple. Chicks claim to be pure and innocent all the time when they are doing not so innocent things, like going down on a guy on the first date. The whole that is not mine thing…well it literally is the same line just said in a different manner.
@@onepoundswallowtwopoundcoc3115 oh, ok got it 👍🏻
Slut shaming much?
@@onepoundswallowtwopoundcoc3115 When i asked about it, a lot of them told me that most of the guys are very "sensitive" about the possibility of their own cock getting compared with another ones. So woman act like they never done these stuff and those morons feel happy.
IDK, i personally hated that and nt scared to get a "dick check" so all over, it feels to dumb lol.
thats enough internet for today
I agree even though I drink my morning coffee. 😁
Dude today this is my first yt short 😂😂
@@TheUnknownGuyFromVoid same! 😅
Ikr
I agree. It was like, my first short. And today, it will be the las-
_scrolls_
The fact that she almost cracked and broke character while bent over. Busted me. Hilarious!
"what's that doing there" HAHAHA
The subtle change from pushup bra to regular after he takes out the cocaine 😂
Not subtle at all.
How is it subtle?
This is how all the gta protagonists store tons of their weapons
Thanks for explaining that to me.
The physicals always confused me.
Wait. How do the men store?
@@vincent_hallNo need to store guns when we all got bio riffles and the symbtoms only show after 9 months
@@vincent_hallone less hiding place so the other one is extra full
@@vincent_hall 🤣🤣🤣
@@vincent_hallexactly like the ladies 😬😂
She's flawless. Face and everything
I’ll give everybody’s therapy who needs it ✅❤️
👇
Bruh I watched this several times and I am dead: 💀
This gives a new meaning to the phrase "FBI, open up!" 😳
Do you have a warrant for that?
You don't need a warrant if you have probable cause
Better open up at that bbg
"FBI, open wide!"
She got that video game inventory ngl💀
Edit when i typed this 6months i had no hopes for this comment to reatch
1K aint no way thank u all .
Wait so is that how our characters carry so much loot?
Wow thanks for not lying dude, that must have really been challenging.
😂 @@American-knight-hawk
Hammerspace@@American-knight-hawk
Congrats I am your 1k like
Bro. That Cough for me at the end with what sounds like a duffle bag of stuff being dumped. Lmfao. You guys are hilarious.
"Last shorts before I go to sleep"
THE SHORTS 💀
now THAT’S what i called a professional😂
This feels like an early 2010's UA-cam skit and I love it lol.
I started using UA-cam in 2017 can you tell how it feels
@@Asura_clan
Basically more creative, the way it was filmed, and more PG content.
"Cough for me..!"
-Proceeds to poop out an M2 Gustaf Recoilless rifle-
*LMFAOOOOO*
"Okay cough for me "
Out comes a grenade😅😅
My male brain went full on "how's that even possible?" and then I remembered push-up bras exist
I still don't understand 😢
@@suffeesingh4231same man
so you were not surprised by the guns in the butthole were you..???😂😂😂😂😂
He really saw this shirt in Big W and decided to make a whole skit on it
"You know the drill."
Even if she doesn't, she's about to. 💀
Its been a while since ive honestly laughed thank you
I love the cough into the CSGO dropped gun sound
I was just about to say that lol
Yeah had to search too long for this comment
Best job I’ve ever had.
Best job I ever had.
_Most exquisite profession i have ever indulged myself with_
nice job
The most pleasurable experience i've ever projected myself into on the world of economy
MBI is better
Ok enough cocaine for today...💀
'good night '
The other dude's literally my reaction
Cough for me im dying.....💀
Imagine he just takes his shirt off and there is another shirt that says Male Body Inpector
It would...completely run the joke into the ground and ruin the skit?
@@michaelhaydenbell well you're fun at parties good thing your late
@@michaelhaydenbell You must be the fun one at parties everybody is talkin abt
now that's the job I'm going to do when get old 🗿🗿
💀💀
I'm not sure if the job is a slightly better optic when your older or younger because it never is a good optic.
Same 😏
I want to be an FBI
Bro is just flabbergasted sat there
I think I have to reschedule my therapy for tomorrow 😳
"Cough for me"
* diarrhea of Sig Sauers *
🤣🤣🤣👍
🤣🤣🤣
Bro she only caughed imagine what sneezing would do 😂😂
I’m glad Pedro Pascal took the role
You’re doing God’s work, thank you.
I always love Pedro's guest appearances in these 🤣🤣
Can someone please explain this joke to me? Thanks.
@@lordandrewbruceofthemcinne5046The dude looks like Pedro Pascal.
She had a complete Arsenal 😂
She proceeds to reveal she’s a cyborg by coughing
"What's that doing there" had me dying
fr
The expression was great 😂😂
The Australian federal Police is lucky to have you on the force
The real life postal guy
That look though 😂😂
Bro looked like he was performing a fatality on her chest 😂😂😂
You got me dead at 'cough for me' pouhahahha
I feel like this is what the TSA expects to find
She fr fit a whole ass AKS-74U up there 💀
She got that Mia Khalifa cave system.
Don't forget the federal beer inspector.
That sound after the cough... Priceless! LMFAO
I love how the other dude is just watching, traumatized😭
The "whats that doing there" and the eye roll part have the vibes of ph video.
the ending "alright cough for me" and the cough followed by the sound of guns dropping😭
Here i am wondering where my tv went
GUYS, YOU ARE SO UNBELIEVABLY FUNNY 😂😂😂😂😂 LOL 😊
"You know the drill" is wild.
Need to add this line in the bedroom games
Her voice changes to a little girl is hilarious😂😂😂
Ok, that was not where I thought this was going
I knew she was guilty from the beginning.
That's enough internet for one day.
This is what happens when you don't want to ask a woman if she has anything to declare
Pedro Pascal doing his role in Narcos again.
When she coughed i expected a rocket launcher to come out
This is men right here when we want to have fun
Getting some shoplyfter vibe
Now that you mention it......
When you realise they looked like Pedro and bella ramsey 💀
Bro no pls😢
@@rottershier6775 The lust of us 💀👈
She looks nothing like Bella Ramsey.
The way she said excuse me had me dead
The rattling of the heap of weapons after she coughed 😂
Always remember, you can hold a lot of stuff in a purse but an awful lot more in your butt.
It’s a tough gig but somebody had to sacrifice themselves for the greater good of society
Cracker Milk, Smosh, and the "I mostly blame myself" comedy team. They all need to team up and do a Comedy Battle. 😂
I love the sound effect at the end.😂