New Rule: Trump's Wall of Lies | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)
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Bill implores Trump fans to admit that their President has been lying to them about building a border wall.
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Blob the Builder... I'm using that
omg..blob the builder..unfortunately I had a mouthful of coffee when you said this....!!
Cherie Naera could barely hold it in lol to huh it wasn’t comment I spit laughing at but I had food
Airborne Gibbon I KNOW. It's terrible how donald trump said of rosie O'Donnell that she had a fat ugly face..said Kim kardashion had a fat ass..and j. lo..and other ass too fat.
Well Cherie Naera, I hope you did not drink McDonald's coffee, or when you spit it out, you could have sued them for millions.
@@cherienaera5947 I truly wonder if he has a mirror. Blob the builder. Lol
Lol "the wall is inside of you all you needed was the jackass whisperer" had me crying
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 That was an EPIC ending!! My hat off to you Mr. Bill Maher sir. 👍👍👍
Bravo Bill!! Well said sir!
Hillary still lost, didn't she? Bravo, America!
Bill is knocking it out of the park this week...well done sir!!!
Leave America then bitch
@@grannycart911 = trumps personal ass licking ...LACKEY !!!
Thanks
Love your Facts Bill
Yes, the wall has always been in your heart - so yeah you don't need it. And nobody can take that away from you.
Well done! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Airborne Gibbon tHe lEfT wAnTs oPeN bOrDeRs
This segment was brilliant!
Leave America then bitch ?
@@grannycart911 Why did your stupid ass put a question mark behind that comment?? Parents please keep your dumb racist offspring off of adult channels.. Jesus
Yes Ma'am!
@@grannycart911 STFU and stop getting triggered like a little Bitch! Let Melania get angry sometimes over her husband.
Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!
Bill: the only way I will stop watching you is if I die. Bill no one hammers it better than you. New rules awesome you are the best.
“Blob the builder” I laughed so hard....I think I am a democrat now.
Be neither my friend. It’s all a shit show best enjoyed from the middle.
"... because he's the jackass whisperer"
You cleanse me Bill. Thank you. 😎
THE BEST BILL MAHER SEGMENT EVER!!!!
humbug swangkerton don't know about that. This was pure self righteous virtue signaling cringe. Perfect for the empty crowd that Maher targets
More divisive talk not good for overall everything kinda sad that ppl follow this shit lol
dude you are literaly talking to a paid bot lol
Lol thats Bill's MO. I meant as in for comedy.
If you want to cringe watch seth myers...pure propaganda
Tucan Sam divisive or pointing out the real shit. Your one those ppl who say talking about how a black person feels about the racism and slavery and civil rights and police brutality is making more racism. Nah it doesn't work like that.
God bless America! Bill you da man! Enjoy your points and will begin following you KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!!!
LMAO 😂 😂😂 😂 This was priceless! I'm over here dying laughing!
Bill outdid himself on this show. Excellent Bill!
Cachi - 0o.pp ❇
Cachi - is
... You don't need the wall, ... It's already in your heart ... Lol
That line was so spot on!
alimurreza so very true!!! Sick isn’t it?
Oh yeah! Bill got tired of being sarcastic I assume :(
alimurreza I like Mexicans and I want a wall. I don't like people finding dead migrants in the desert, I don't people finding drowned migrant children in the Rio Grande. I don't like thousands of Mexicans being murdered every year by cartels who depend on our porous border. I also don't like people who mindlessly root for political parties like football teams, never actually thinking about issues, just taking their marching orders.
Will u demolish it on one to one basis?
Pine needles and oregano. 😂
You cleanse me and my health returns when I listen to you Bill. Thanks! 😂😎😂
You need therapy
Bill Maher is brilliant!
This is one of Bill's best EVER !!!
Lol, Bill Maher is 110 % right. !!!!! The wall is already in the you if you need it's construction. Excellent point.
It sounds like Melania. She came on a plane and never left....
@Mark Dolan, you idiot . . . that's not even funny. Melania Trump always maintained here immigration status. Don't spread fake news. I don't like Donald Trump any more than you do, but give it a break and stop being stupid with your "fake news" . . .
Correction. Melania worked here under multiple visitor visas, a criminal offense. She lied about it which subjects her to immediate deportation. Also, she received her illegal citizenship one month before she gave birth to her anchor baby. FACTS. NOW CHECK IT OUT. SAVE THE APOLOGY. I did not vote for either candidate but believe in truth. I am still waiting for her to explain her immigration history. Donald promised it over 30 months ago. Still waiting......Oh, and you are the idiot spreading fake news "loser."
@@cathayocean1206
And it is hilarious especially when hump loses or goes to jail (even money) she will be deported. Not to worry, her parents (CHAIN MIGRATION) can stay along with her bastards, anchor child. 😁😂🤣😃😄😅😆😉😁😉😆😅😄😃🤣😂😁
not long as trump is in the usa
Mark Dolan So true and she stayed 7 years without status.
I remember watching this fresh and now almost 2022 and I keep saying it...it is timeless and Brilliant!!!!
"You don't need the wall, Trumpsters. Because everything that wall represents: The bigotry, the racism, the ignorance, the paranoia - is already in your heart"
neoc best quote ever
It’s the truth.
let me tell you that was one of his best line ever
yeah the wall is there
Do worry we will have a wall look up all the major countries that don't have a wall or a natural blockade remember as countries are we are still very young
HOLY SHIT, AT 3:37 EXISTS THE MOST SAVAGE AND TRUE THING EVER SAID ABOUT TRUMP VOTERS! WELL SAID, BILL.
jensen - Absolutely! As savage as only the truth can be! :)
Most savage lies
With gerrymandering and the electoral college their voices are loud and they have to be pandered to.
And with that mindset is why Hillary lost and you'll never fully understand😅
Lmfao, take a look at some of the Trump supporters and tell me they use critical thinking
One of your best endings,Bill. Thank you.
OG called him Blob the Builder.
Outstanding writing and truthfully painful. Thank you, Bill Maher.
That was beautiful, brought a tear to my eye !
It’s a damn FENCE. A wall is a solid piece and you can’t see through it, unless there’s windows.
Well said, Bill....it's in their hearts and always have been.
Loved how the camera cut to Scaramucci after the racist heart comment.
It looked like he wanted to say, "How you doin,"
me too
dietlamp That knowing nod and the smirk - said it all. Much as I hate that guy, I did enjoy seeing that part.
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Leave America then? Bitch
the end was gold
Bill Maher you are the best. Love this. You nailed it. That's coming from an Aussie that doesn't over stay his welcome bye the way.
All and all he's just another brick in the wall.
We need to add another brick in the wall.
i have been sharing my i.c.e song but your answer made me laugh and i have to share this one with you instead! lol ua-cam.com/video/1CnL9ZFZI3s/v-deo.html
Bill, you just keep getting better and better.
I'm not sure what to call it, be it a monologue, a speech, a conversation or a fireside chat without the fire, but that was 100% funny.
And I am a retired teacher well known for sparse praise.
Cringe
Blob the Builder! Best line of the season.
Krista Roman i love you and i want to build a wall around you to keep you mine forever
Hey Krista, you're hot...........and ah, yeah.........Blob the Builder.......like so hilarious! So, are we getting married or what? ....oh well............at least we'll always have that Blob the Builder moment we shared...........
Mexicone is the best one!
I'll vote for Fat Nixon!
BLOB the BUILDER hahahahahaha very apt
One of the best "New Rules" ever!
Thank you so much Bill I love this one . You're the best . Me encanto eres el mejor .
I’m not a racist but that was funny and deep!
Anything that comes before the 'But', is a lie.
I´m not racist but people with orange skin are 99% made of shit
The wall is coming from inside the house!
Jefferson Benavides i looked for this comment!!!! FOUND! :)
Jefferson Yes Everything Start the way you raise your kids... Everything that you say or do your Kids would learn after You.......✌️. Obviously Donnie was raised by Monsters...
So is you Trump. So is you. :D
Trump WISHES the wall were coming from the House.
JB,
Thanks. I laughed the best at that one.
Bravo 👏 Love Bill Maher ❤️❤️❤️
This is even more pertinent one year later.
Conservatives never admit they're wrong. They would rather keep saying the same stupid things.
Hillary how are conservatives wrong?
Gmoney Mozart: Conservatives are wrong by just about everything they say & do. You're welcome. :)
1128ca Mbq wow that was you answer? Man that was pathetic. I guess I shouldn’t expect much from the Maher crowd. You have to be politically inept to not see the bs pouring out of this mans panel every week.
Michael Anderson Cuckservatives need crying rooms when NFL players protest against racial inequality. How dare those coloreds want to be treated equal to whites!
Gmoney Mozart The Politically inept would be the Trump base, and by extension the Republican party for believing Trump would ever build the wall, renegotiate NAFTA, kick out all the illegals in the country, ban all Muslims, bring back coal mining and factory jobs, and most importantly "make America great again". In this day and age conservative has become another word for stupidity because rather than policies, it's just about hating brown, black, gay, or not an Evangelical white Christian, and trying to live like its the early 1800s.
This is so brilliant!!
Anti AF
Loved “Blob the Builder” ! Someone else calls him Blotus !
Almost a *year later* and they're still believing Blob the Liar.
A year later and he's still president this broken country we call home is mind-boggling at best
@MAGA 2020 Please enlighten us
@MAGA 2020 you're a fool in denial.
That's the kind of bullshit that lands you in the tar pit.
MAGA 2020 god your fucking stupid
one of the very best!
Bill, this was one of your best pieces! Thank you !
Naw his best piece was the black hooker he paid $2000 for
Why does Jared and Ivanka work in the WH /? It's called nepotism !!! The whole family is spoiled rotten and they all are hypocrites with insanely big egos especially Orange Trump !!!
It absolutely was!
Will the wall go down to bedrock? El Chapo can dig under anything...
Also, why not just take a boat at the coast and go right around that “wall”
A wall tall enough that the jets can't fly over. Bigly, hugely, best damn wall u will ever see like me.
Beliefs are very powerful. They all believed
Trump has 3-7 years so it will get some.
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Blob the builder; most ridiculous photo of him ^^
*flying monkey*
You tell him, princess. Everybody knows that trumptards are snowflakes and get their panties in a knot every time someone disagrees with trumpenstein about anything.
Can anyone find a Chump cabinet member who is not a lier and a convicted felon? No didn’t think so
MAGA 2020 : MAGA IN 2020...RE- ELECT THAT DONKEY FUCKER so he can churn out more inbreds in the polls than his last "victory". First time he won he sold idiots on a slat wall, fence whatever... So if he wins in 2020 what will it be this time? He gets to fuck you all for re-electing him? He is nothing more than janitor in chief & if you believe in him as mankind's (help me Obi Won Kenobi.. your my only hope!) only hope the all it makes you is a BJ!
@MAGA 2020 So about Clinton's emails? And that zero proof claim is looking pretty shaky now eh... Pompeo, Giuliani, Mulvaney, and most indictable of all, the GIANT DOUCHE himself lol! Trump Giuliani 2021 cell-mates!
@MAGA 2020 That is just false, Fox-hole fake news talk. Trump himself doesn't even need to be proved corrupt because he openly braggs about it. Nobody was fired due to corruption, they were fired or left because it is impossible to work with the childish orange narzist.
TUESDAY
APRIL 16th 2019
2 YEARS
3 MONTHS
LATER
NOT 1 FOOT OF
NEW BORDER WALL
HAS BEEN BUILT
*applauds*
“Blob the Builder” and “Fat Nixon” 😂
Art Vandalay He's on a roll tonight 😂
Stupid watergate is better.
Art Vandalay Nixon was was bad, but 1000 times better than Chump.
Mexigone is funny.
a fatist? Is that another made up word by conservative and far left snowflakes?
When your lawn didn't get cut, your house didn't get cleaned, your kids didn't get picked up from school and your favorite authentic Mexican food truck just left town, Ask your elected representative if Mexigone was right for you! Thanks for carrying the torch Bill! Keep it lit!
The majority of that isn't done by them.... I've seen most Americans doing those same things you mentioned not Mexicans 😂🤣...Well except for the the food part most places have Mexicans cooking the food...
@@rayray5472
*_The majority of that isn't done by them.... I've seen most Americans doing those same things you mentioned not Mexicans_*
Probably because in America, Mexicans aren't a majority....
lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Daren Guillory - Well said Daren
Daren Guillory
Trump hates to disappoint the contractors who he promised to give that big contracts to!
You are clearly a love'em all let'em all in liberal. Answer one question for all of us. Which family member will gladly let one of the MS13 boys that "Nancy Piglosi claimed were humans" which daughter, Son, Mother, brother, Father or loved one would be more than willing to sacrifice to prove how devoted you are to the stupid fu**ing response you just made. This is the kind of response you liberals hang your hat on when LITERALLY thousands of Americans have lost loved ones to the illegal alien trade that Democrats are so invested in. Please, our family has already lost someone we love more than life itself you have not. So please don't hesitate to tell us all who in your family will you be more than happy to sacrifice? And while you are at get a tombstone with your stupid fu****g remark on it ready you can place it on your loved one's grave after the sacrifice. What a MORON!!!!!!!!!!!
You must be in real estate.
Lol yeah he accidentally exposed who his contracts were going to. Just like what they did in PR
@Rudy Cpt . . . Right on@ . . . I wonder if we will ever learn who Trump contracts with to build the wall, or any fence or whatever he builds.
@@deltatangoelectronics8598 twerp
blob the builder. priceless!!
I normally do not agree 100% with Maher but this time he is exactly spot on!
I bet the trumpanzee rage is strong in this one. Well played Bill!
You mean woman's rights? As in 2 million woman marching against Republicans for being pieces of shit. At least understand what your talking about before getting sexist. And winning? What are you winning? Tell me in what way your life has improved besides getting to watch more children cry on youtube. Taxes right? Yeah, better save all that money cuz you'll be paying it right back with interest within 8 years. But you're dumb asses don't know anything about what was in that tax reform. Federal income on offshore businesses were completely cut, so when your company outsources to India don't blame the fucking democrats.
Dewayne Thomas and would you retract what you've said if his jobs don't go to India? Of course not. You've been programmed to hate this Trump. Coodos from Russia. Someday you'll realize that what we've given you is a blessing. And just for the record - American presidency effects the whole world, so it's only fair that the said world contributes to the outcome.
Dewayne Thomas and when we read how you tell people not to be sexist, all normal people understand that there's no thought to you uttering. You just pull a string and hear a limited number of phrases.
At least when calling me a puppet you didn't quote fox news. That's pretty impressive. Oh wait, yeah you did. You said fake news without actually saying it. Still more impressive then most guys who have Trump's dick in their mouths. So you think you can say sexist shit and not have people notice or something? Go to Reddit then, they do daily glory holes there for people like you. And don't act like the World doesn't give America borderline free shit while their factories have suicide nets around all the top story windows. Dumb little shit.
Dewayne Thomas well, I'm glad you watch fox. I don't get fox where I am. Mere snippets on UA-cam - hardly a foundation for opinion.
Its already in your heart*PRICELESS!!😂😂😂😂😉😉
Bill is great, tells it like it is. No BS. If Bill runs for president I may have to vote for him. He is very intelligent.
LOL when the camera panned to the MOOCH at about 4:07 when Bill just finished stating 'the wall is already in your heart'. Epic!
The problem with impenetrable walls is that you can still fly over them. Because this isn't the Middle Ages.
what are you stupid ?? do humans have wings ? LOL
you need *air planes* to do that and would certainly be stopped at *AirPort*
@@animeempire4878 Helicopter? Norwegians? 😆😆😆😆
Pamela Cass if you have helicopter then you can come legally .. no one would stop you.
And helicopter can be traced by Radar.... and can be stopped if you try illegally.
No, the problem with "impenetrable" walls is that they are simply anything but impenetrable! There is simply no such thing. It's not just flying over them. There are many ways, in this day and age, to circumvent and beat these so-called impenetrable walls.
No, friend, apparently it is you who are the stupid one. Do you think that criminals and criminal activity are relegated to commercial airports only? Have to ever heard of drug mules or drug planes? Do you think that anyone who is doing something illegal is only traveling through LAX? You do not know that drugs are not the only thing being smuggled across the border and illegal aliens are often flown OVER the borders as well? Are you that ill-informed and stupid that you don't know about private and unmarked airfields being used on both sides of the border? By the way, there is no capitol "p" in airport, stupid.
So true. ..you could not have said it better. "the wall is already inside them" just brilliant
"Everything that wall represents: the bigotry, the racism, the ignorance, the paranoia, is already in your heart. Yes, the wall has been inside you the whole time" lmao that one was genius
Epic !! Thank YOU Bill Maher !!
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Thank you bill I really needed the laugh and a reality check With all the idiots around me It's nice to have someone in my corner
Why does Jared and Ivanka work in the WH /? It's called nepotism !!! The whole family is spoiled rotten and they all are hypocrites with insanely big egos especially Orange Trump !!!
"The bigotry, the racism, the ignorance, the paranoia is already in your heart." Cuts to Scaramucci. BURNNNNN
Scaramucci was actually NODDING to that line...
Holy crap this is GOLD.
Love Maher's shows. Used to enjoy him during/before Iraq invasion. He always spoke out!
Blop the builder! Can he build it? No he can't! LOL!😂😂😂
Yes, the *wall* has been inside you the whole time
Bill Maher, still telling it like it is whether you want to admit it or not!
Mr. Maher is funny as damn, and pretty much a great man, at least in words. I didn't listen to him till a week ago. relentless.
I lol'd so hard when he called him Blob the Builder xD
Haha, that sudden cut to the Mooch made this whole segment!
That was great
Very nicely but. So eloquent, lol! Very factual. Love it!
“......already in your heart “
🤡
The Wall isn't just an object. It is a state of mind, a sense of being that brings certain voters on the Red end of the spectrum closer together with one's inner Trump and feelings of MAGAness. #InWallwetrust #WeareWall
Trump should just say the wall is built, his supporters would believe him.
He took your advice , now the wall is almost done!
😆
GREAT IDEA. A bit of CGI and everyone of them will fall for it. After all they believe he gave them a big tax cut and if they believed THAT they'll buy anyyhing he has to sell.
@@LnLwLDD
Except for 2100 miles of it, and I think I'm being generous in the amount he's
actually completed. If and when en he does finish it will he go back and fix all the parts that have either blown down or been compromised with inexpensive saws available at any hardware store?
Remember to ban the sale of all ladders over 20' in Northern Mexico...
OMG his ending soliloquy was spot-on!
While Pence keeps asking "Mother should I build the wall?"
Clever Pink Floyd reference!
"Mexigone" LMAO!
But, hey, don't diss the idea of the wall. It's such a great concept that every country in the world has utilized one to keep out strife and misery...oh, wait, that's right. They don't because it's stupid.
His Bubbliness
its like Bill said they don’t need to walk across there are thousands of ways into the country no matter what country it is he used a plane ride in I’d have to say a boat ride right up to a marina dock six people get off the boat spend a few hours on land 6 people get back on the boat the question is what happened?? it’s done all the time 😂 so no matter what someone comes up with a logical argument will disprove any ridiculous idea 😂
Build a wall they’ll catch a plane a boat rent scuba gear the list can go on and on ............. longer then that line and the wall issue will only have explanation we need the wall to keep them out it’s no wonder why world including over half of Americans LTFAO 😂 at dumpy 😂
Why did China build a wall?
heckler73 They knew it'd make a great tourist destination in the future.
Srbistanik 01 Cherry-picking does nobody any favors...unless you're Devon Nunes.
Srbistanik 01 as far as I know, Mexico doesn't think it was ripped off of their land by 200 countries in the UN and, therefore, would bomb the shit out of the US until annihilation if necessary so... no. Israel is not a similar case study...
don't know about Turkey or the Saudis, but the best example is probably Spain and Morocco in the Spanish exclaves in Africa... however, Spain only built walls around 2 cities, not the entire horizontal length of a continent... so, not apples to apples; more like grapes to the biggest watermelon you can think of...
LOVE Bill Maher!!!!
FINALLY!!! Walls don't stop planes. Planes fly over walls!
But but but, the French did it. They built a huge, beautiful wall - the Maginot line. Oh yeah. The Germans just went around it!
That was an army right?
Bill is brilliant, tell them racist deniers. I wish I had a dollar for every time I HEARD '',I'M NOT A RACIST ,BUT'' I WOULD BE RICHER THAN THE TRUMP CLAN.
Kept the Italians out. So it worked on them.
@@dante3029 no shit, Sherlock. What was your first clue?
@@Jimo1956 yep. Walls always work to keep out people who aren't trying to get in.
Lmao Blob the builder and orange sphincter are easily the best nicknames 😂😂😂
Thumbs up for Bill. Maher. ♥️😊👍💕
This is the best New Rule segment, that you've ever done Bill.
“Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.” ― Robert Orben
Thank you!!!!!!!
Bob Stokley wow. And we are supposed to fear illegal immigrants??? I’m afraid of Americans like you even more.
Just love it. Nice one. Thanks for the great laugh. 👍
Rose Johnson-Tsosie right on.
Rose Johnson-Tsosie
Yes! Plzzz ASK ME!!! I’m Native American n it IRKS the hell outta me when IMMIGRANTS scream at others to go back n get outta THEIR country 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
Its crazy that half of America fell for a con man. And not even a good con man....
Not quite half thank God!
Actually - 19% ... only 40% of the voters actually voted that day ... and of those, it was split down the middle, with Hillary actually getting the higher votes - but being outgunned by the format of the electoral college
Yea, Trump is more of a liar and cheat, he's too lazy and stupid to 'con' anyone
No just the half that identify as deplorable😒
Not half, just 33%. Too many Dems sat the race out.
"Its not a fench, Jeb. Its a wall...." @ 1:50 Lol! Never gets old!
Even funnier now that what did get built has been climbed over and parts blown down by high wind. 😆
One of the best new rules... If not the best! .... And well delivered!!
The Mongolians and The Chinese are laughing at America because of this Wall thing.
And Berliners. Only they're not laughing but shaking their heads in disbelief.
And the Israelis.
God damn Mongorians arways tearing down my sheety warrrr!
KRAKENN PRODUCTIONS
We are all laughing at America for lots of things right now!
Will you be laughing when the Wall finally gets started being built?
Most of the people complaining about Mexicans have Never Met One!!!
Larry Fox everyone has met a Mexican
Larry Fox everyone in us has met one,that's the problem
@@billypilgrim7838 No. No you haven't.
You nailed it Bill👏👏👏