New Rule: Sub-Literate America | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

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    In his editorial New Rule, Bill argues that Donald Trump's illiteracy isn't his shame - it's his bond with America.
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  • @manibaba777
    @manibaba777 4 роки тому +629

    His voters said "He's like me" (referring to themselves). I agree. Illiterate and semi-literates. SMH.

    • @anthonymagliaro4791
      @anthonymagliaro4791 4 роки тому +2

      There you go again little Marty calling down and demeaning Trump supporters. First little Marty there's a difference between education and intelligence and the two don't necessarily go hand in hand. Take you for instance. Now I believe you may have an education but you're not very intelligent and wise. If you remember little Marty during the election of 2016 Hilary called Trump supporters "deplorable" and where's Hilary? You see little Marty its liberal lickspittles like you who are responsible for increasing and cementing Trump' s support...thank you.

    • @anthonymagliaro4791
      @anthonymagliaro4791 4 роки тому +4

      hey Christien you must be a liberal supporter? I give as good as I get. I try to be respectful, I"m never vulgar and I try to enlighten. The problem with you and your ilk you only like your opinions and never consider opposing views...just a thought Christien.

    • @jeanneeber
      @jeanneeber 4 роки тому +3

      Christien du Preez Heres YOUR guy, idiot! www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/sex-murder-and-the-meaning-life/201412/the-four-dark-personality-traits

    • @mkrulic517439
      @mkrulic517439 4 роки тому +4

      @Christien du Preez "This impeachment charade again shows the feeble mind of the liberal." its feeble minded to think colluding with russia in the 2016 election is an impeachable offense? or extorting an ally with military aid for dirt on an opponent. if it was obama instead of trump would you have the same opinion?

    • @mkrulic517439
      @mkrulic517439 4 роки тому +2

      @Christien du Preez "No dear, the right is light years before any lefty. Had to explain to quite a few lefties why I did not respond to their comments for 13 hours."
      argument from anecdotal evidence. did you know that was a fallacy? if so you are engaging in solipsism. if not you are just another ignorant right winger.

  • @blackbird5634
    @blackbird5634 4 роки тому +329

    'the less a man knows, the more stubborn he is about knowing it.' -Osho

    • @wordsculpt
      @wordsculpt 3 роки тому +7

      Osho was a brilliant man.

    • @matthewcalifana488
      @matthewcalifana488 3 роки тому +4

      How about this : the more vou know the more you wish you didn,t !

    • @therussmeister
      @therussmeister 3 роки тому +1

      @@wordsculpt But he talked way too slowly. Thankfully there is 1.75x speed on UA-cam.

    • @dougdrazga4461
      @dougdrazga4461 3 роки тому +1

      @@wordsculpt The Dunning-Kruger effect in a nutshell, just like Bill references in the clip.

    • @remainfocused8570
      @remainfocused8570 3 роки тому +1

      He figured "I've gotten paid and laid just fine this far...let me try this President thing out"

  • @roblaw5807
    @roblaw5807 2 роки тому +248

    One of Bill’s best - and sadly true for America. We are a dumbed down Nation .

    • @FlatlandMando
      @FlatlandMando 2 роки тому +3

      (who can still relate to smart humor) occasionally

    • @janehyden1652
      @janehyden1652 2 роки тому +5

      thk repukes for that

    • @7777Lace
      @7777Lace 2 роки тому +1

      😂

    • @JustForFun-mt9og
      @JustForFun-mt9og 2 роки тому +2

      Bill's subtle comments about tRump's stupidity are 100% correct. So *why would anyone still want him anywhere close to the political forum???*

    • @7777Lace
      @7777Lace 2 роки тому +5

      @@JustForFun-mt9ogBecause they identify with his stupidity & are guided by their ignorance!

  • @maureendonnelly272
    @maureendonnelly272 2 роки тому +17

    I have over 2,000 books on my phone and this is after I cleaned them out. I have read all but 20 or 30 of them. I have loved reading since the first word I learned. I am 72 and still going strong. I am grateful for technology due to the fact that I have had a crippling disease and I can no longer walk and have very limited use of my hands now but I can READ. I highly recommend it.

  • @k8laurenr
    @k8laurenr 6 років тому +584

    ‘People don’t know that’ = ‘I just found this out’

    • @hotsox9117
      @hotsox9117 6 років тому +5

      Kate R 😄😄😄😄...so true, Kate...

    • @derkuchenmeisterselvag9125
      @derkuchenmeisterselvag9125 6 років тому +17

      Exactly! Tronald Dump is an idiot.

    • @ichijofestival2576
      @ichijofestival2576 6 років тому +28

      Let's be honest: dim Donny wasn't planning on needing to know anything. (Not disclosing his taxes, not giving up his businesses, claiming to have "plans" supported by the rock solid proof of "you'll see.") He simply angled for some free national advertising and wound up underestimating the stupidity of America.

    • @margaretjones4682
      @margaretjones4682 6 років тому +6

      J McK, what you said was the truth in a nut shell. Well put.

    • @geewiz8253
      @geewiz8253 6 років тому +2

      Kate R Omg, exactly!!!! 👏

  • @sharonsnow6295
    @sharonsnow6295 6 років тому +536

    I thought a stable genius was an intelligent horse!!

    • @hoffer54
      @hoffer54 5 років тому +6

      LOL!

    • @delfinaanaya220
      @delfinaanaya220 5 років тому +15

      Mr. Ed

    • @mjohn9199
      @mjohn9199 5 років тому +2

      Thumbs up!!

    • @igopynot1
      @igopynot1 5 років тому +9

      Sharon Snow , Donnie cRump can’t be a horse because he has a tiny mushroom dickkk.

    • @divadoll606
      @divadoll606 5 років тому

      Lmao

  • @karenshaub8273
    @karenshaub8273 3 роки тому +66

    It was so embarrassing watching him looking at his speech and trying to sound out the word "detrimental" which
    he apparently was not familiar with even though he "has all the best words." Words with more than one syllable seem
    detrimental to trump's claims of being a
    well-educated genius.

    • @cbailey2376
      @cbailey2376 2 роки тому +1

      No...he called himself a stable genius. Big difference. 😄

  • @harrytopia282
    @harrytopia282 2 роки тому +11

    When he says most people didn't know, means he just found out literally.

  • @lyndamitton4496
    @lyndamitton4496 4 роки тому +295

    Absolutely! One thing he has not read and retained is the constitution!

    • @yolandacreag6850
      @yolandacreag6850 4 роки тому +2

      Lynda Mitton Lmao

    • @martinszoke8558
      @martinszoke8558 4 роки тому +3

      Wait this is rich, a liberal talking about the Constitution.......you should look in your own backyard here.....do you not know your own parties stands......WOW!!!!!

    • @sscbkr48
      @sscbkr48 4 роки тому +4

      The left doesn't know there is a Constitution..

    • @rebeccameylor1964
      @rebeccameylor1964 4 роки тому +2

      @@martinszoke8558 The democrats know what we stand for and it is as far away from a republicans deplorable intelligence!!!!! LOSERS

    • @rebeccameylor1964
      @rebeccameylor1964 4 роки тому +2

      @@sscbkr48 That's because Russian McConnell and the little orange beast twist it and turn it around until it's a total lie. We'll fix everything when Biden wins the election. Trump will be in prison at some point if not for the rest of his life. The constitution is why he was impeached by the House. Stupid!!!!!

  • @rangeorge85051
    @rangeorge85051 4 роки тому +255

    only a stable genius could recognize that the country is divided, then work so hard at continuing to divide it

    • @johnroberts5291
      @johnroberts5291 3 роки тому +6

      Donnie, we knew ye too well.

    • @bowtiethirteentwenty8627
      @bowtiethirteentwenty8627 3 роки тому +10

      Elect a clown expect a circus. What a shitty circus it has been.

    • @yeeaahBUDDY
      @yeeaahBUDDY 3 роки тому +9

      @anthony weatherbee what did Obama do to divide the country? Did he refuse funds for blue states or for states who's governors were from the other side of the aisle? Did he kick people out of his rallies/speeches for heckling? Did he call out the other party by name repeatedly and denounce them. No, that was trump who did all of that.
      Obama let hecklers have their say, he never bullied republicans/ conservatives and even didn't get all of the legislation passed that he wanted even when dems had a supermajority, all because he wanted to work with the other side of the aisle.

    • @ARichardP
      @ARichardP 2 роки тому

      It’s the secret recipe only he and the Colonel would know.

    • @kennethpearce9593
      @kennethpearce9593 2 роки тому +2

      Obama pulled the race card. Then all of you Dims keep calling Trump racist. Stirring the pot. Now Biden’s idea of competence is
      “ woman of color”. That’s the important thing. The major trump (ya, that’s on purpose) card for major diverse positions in the Biden administration is to be a WOC. WOW. There is an accomplishment

  • @kathyturner6177
    @kathyturner6177 2 роки тому +8

    Ever notice the schools he attended don’t want anyone to know he went there.

  • @mmpw5775
    @mmpw5775 3 роки тому +10

    Outstanding!!!! Brilliant!!!! Thank you!!! Every time I get frustrated with the current situation, I will watch this and feel relieved.

  • @doodelay
    @doodelay 6 років тому +660

    "New Rule: if you can't read, you can't be president" right out the gate 😂😂

    • @johnree6106
      @johnree6106 4 роки тому +1

      But what about when a blind person wants to run for president

    • @hoffer54
      @hoffer54 4 роки тому +16

      @@johnree6106 That's what braille is for, they would have to create a whole agency to create braille documents for the president. Imagine that!

    • @jacobyard4075
      @jacobyard4075 4 роки тому +10

      @Cliff Hanley Did you stop watching after the first line? Bill acknowledges that Trump CAN read. That he just doesn't do it unless its about himself, and has no desire to be informed about anything but his reputation.

    • @jasonolson3133
      @jasonolson3133 4 роки тому +6

      @@johnree6106 blind people can read

    • @johnree6106
      @johnree6106 4 роки тому +1

      @@jasonolson3133 I know, but not from a teleprompter.

  • @opcomment
    @opcomment 6 років тому +385

    "50 Shades of Grey is to literature as candy corn is to vegetables." Hahaha, that was amazing.

    • @noeliajaime7656
      @noeliajaime7656 6 років тому +12

      So true too.I couldn't even get to page 3 without wanting to scream.My 10 year old writes better than that woman..Utter garbage.

    • @ogmius2001
      @ogmius2001 6 років тому +10

      perhaps you could tell me where to get the leftist doctrine...I suspect it only exists in your mind

    • @ivanboesky1520
      @ivanboesky1520 6 років тому +9

      Anti Feminist Send your daughter to Roy Moore. A perfect shining example of the right wing american mindset. LOL. Trump will date her as well, or try to grab something. FYI, the beloved Christianity has a long track record of pedophilia itself, along with inbreeding, and well you can use your imagination for all the other goodies. :-)

    • @nafaidni
      @nafaidni 6 років тому +2

      Anti Feminist leftists like Milo and Roy Moore sicken me

    • @eagle3676
      @eagle3676 6 років тому +1

      Anti Feminist fun fact isla, doesn't have a doctrine of pedophilia and had no connection to the discussion at hand in any way shape or form

  • @safertobeanonymous2224
    @safertobeanonymous2224 3 роки тому +4

    “Prompter speed to Shatner”. I may have chocked a little on that line 😂

  • @jacksontobacco469
    @jacksontobacco469 2 роки тому +5

    Keep up the good work Bill! You explained Trump completely!

  • @carriesee7209
    @carriesee7209 4 роки тому +416

    If it weren’t so catastrophically scary, it would be funny

    • @mhikl4484
      @mhikl4484 3 роки тому +2

      Every empire has had its end-time. End Time USA is upon us.

    • @TheGordohhh
      @TheGordohhh 3 роки тому +2

      I IS funny to us Canadians!

    • @paulpalmer6364
      @paulpalmer6364 3 роки тому +2

      I am still laughing sorry you are right we have to destroy what these people think. I really thought americans would see thru this fraud I did in the early 80s. He still as dumb as a peice of hamburger wrappings

    • @karimalutzak6471
      @karimalutzak6471 3 роки тому

      Love the perfect spelling and grammar! Ooops, just noticed you forgot the period (just a little joke from Canada, but after all we say zed not zee) 😄

    • @benc.3128
      @benc.3128 2 роки тому

      @@mhikl4484 indeed it is

  • @nmrowdy4605
    @nmrowdy4605 4 роки тому +339

    There should be some sort of competency exam for the oval office.

    • @janetcorcoran9338
      @janetcorcoran9338 3 роки тому +13

      I still haven't said trump and president in the contexts that would give him the title of.!

    • @tinmachine693
      @tinmachine693 3 роки тому +6

      That's a very good idea, and should be adopted immediately.

    • @cathytaggart9221
      @cathytaggart9221 3 роки тому

      @@janetcorcoran9338 in

    • @Hound45
      @Hound45 3 роки тому +2

      Could Joe pass a 5th grade level test?

    • @Hithere-ek4qt
      @Hithere-ek4qt 3 роки тому +3

      and one for voters too.

  • @eddiemethot8925
    @eddiemethot8925 4 роки тому +29

    Bill nails it every time.

  • @PlaceStillMatters
    @PlaceStillMatters 4 роки тому +43

    2020 Update:
    Trump: “I did something good: I made Juneteenth very famous. It's actually an important event, an important time. But nobody had ever heard of it."
    He was reminded by his WH staff that they celebrated Juneteenth the year before.

    • @Julia-lk8jn
      @Julia-lk8jn 3 роки тому +7

      The tragedy of it is: I really never heard about Juneteenth before, or about the Tulsa massacre. It's really bitter, but everybody who just watches hollywood movies knows about 4th or july and that thing that Americans have for miss America, floats and floats with Miss america on it. And cheer leaders, of course. (Also football as an excuse to have cheer leaders.)
      And Nazis, of course, as in really awful guys who killed lots of jews in death camps (and also had it in for communists, socialists, homosexuals and Jehova's witnesses, and got into power when an old-established party thought that picking a hate-mongering figure head with no political experience but lots of followers would be a good idea, but somehow those bits rarely make it into the movies).
      But Juneteenth? I don't know of a single movie or tv-show I ever watched that mentioned it.

  • @rorvis6573
    @rorvis6573 4 роки тому +80

    People don't know this... He's talking about his followers!

  • @rchydrozz751
    @rchydrozz751 4 роки тому +122

    He'll open the book. If its a pop-up book with McDonalds coupons in the back.

  • @bobjolly7795
    @bobjolly7795 3 роки тому +29

    he embarrasses us even BEFORE he opens his mouth...

  • @tombarker8877
    @tombarker8877 3 роки тому +8

    Bill delivers great comments on his subjects he's talking about.

  • @bobbest1611
    @bobbest1611 6 років тому +428

    when trump says "most people don't know..." he is talking about his base and he's right.

    • @rebeccameylor1964
      @rebeccameylor1964 4 роки тому +8

      Love it Bob!!!!

    • @rogerdorsey7823
      @rogerdorsey7823 3 роки тому +9

      You can't fix ignorance.

    • @karenshaub8273
      @karenshaub8273 3 роки тому +15

      @@rogerdorsey7823 Actually you can fix ignorance which is simply not knowing
      something so it's not that bad. But when ignorance is damned proud of itself and refuses to learn or be corrected it becomes stupidity, and
      stupidity is a terminal condition. TRUMP is not just the poster boy for stupidity, he's it's freaking patron saint!

    • @phoenixconcrete2238
      @phoenixconcrete2238 3 роки тому +8

      Yup his supporters SUCK..omg I hate trump supporters

    • @dozzer009
      @dozzer009 3 роки тому +12

      @@rogerdorsey7823
      You can fix ignorance but stupid is forever!!!

  • @donaldbrown9054
    @donaldbrown9054 5 років тому +158

    Someone once told Albert Einstein that a cluttered desk indicated a cluttered mind. He then asked what an empty desk indicated.

    • @Viking_Luchador
      @Viking_Luchador 3 роки тому +13

      "The only two things that are infinite are the universe and human stupidity, though I'm not sure about the former."

    • @Jumpingjackflash123
      @Jumpingjackflash123 3 роки тому +3

      A clear thinking mind.

    • @cbailey2376
      @cbailey2376 2 роки тому +2

      ...an empty mind.

    • @ian1352
      @ian1352 2 роки тому

      A cluttered mind isn't a bad thing anyway.

    • @ericanderson7346
      @ericanderson7346 2 роки тому +1

      This seems accurate by my observations at the office

  • @AGMundy
    @AGMundy 3 роки тому +28

    I cheered at so much of this. Bill is so right. I would love to hear his comments on products like Grammarly which I find both horrifying and shocking in their implications. I find the lack of reading culturally worrying. As a commuting man in my late 20s I managed to read 1,000 pages a week, not throwaway trash - but Dickens, Balzac, Zola, Trollope and so much more.

  • @09rja
    @09rja 2 роки тому +1

    Ok I admit I laughed with the "setting the teleprompter to Shatner". :)

  • @chrismessenger2392
    @chrismessenger2392 4 роки тому +84

    Drumph literally has people read stuff and give him synopsis, so he doesn't have to read. Seriously.

  • @allan8371
    @allan8371 4 роки тому +322

    "If you can't read, you cant' be President" love it.

    • @karendalelinduff9945
      @karendalelinduff9945 3 роки тому +3

      This should be a RULE FOR ANY POTENTIAL PRESIDENT AND CAN HE ADD AND SUBTRACT AND DOES HE LOVE THIS DEMOCRACY!!! THIS IS WHY OUR DEMOCRACY IS BLEEDING RIGHT NOW!

    • @ronlogan4743
      @ronlogan4743 3 роки тому

      Or remember 30 sec. later what you read. That should be a disqualifier.

    • @ericmann2670
      @ericmann2670 3 роки тому

      That sounds like a great idea; anyone with less than an elementary school education is, in my opinion,absolutely UNQUALIFIED to run for, much less hold, the office of The President of the United States of America.

    • @elainerice2705
      @elainerice2705 3 роки тому

      @@karendalelinduff9945 All caps--really? How about the original writer's lack of punctuation?

    • @ozzi394
      @ozzi394 2 роки тому +1

      The problem is in america that anyone can be a president if he has lots of money. Brain not required!

  • @nikhwalee4252
    @nikhwalee4252 3 роки тому +7

    This is dangerous for USA. He shouldn't served any US Presidency at all. Restoration of sanity is much needed.

  • @rickj1983
    @rickj1983 3 роки тому +2

    The Shatner joke was great.

  • @rachaellahage5104
    @rachaellahage5104 5 років тому +80

    BILL MAHER HAS GOT ME HOOKED !!!

    • @rudyjimenez1689
      @rudyjimenez1689 5 років тому

      Rachael Hooked on what you flea bitten SEWER RAT.

    • @debbelynn8926
      @debbelynn8926 4 роки тому +3

      I love you Bill Maher!!! Your truth and sarcasm really get me going lol

    • @rudyjimenez1689
      @rudyjimenez1689 4 роки тому

      @@debbelynn8926 Bill Maher is nothing but a jealous Dog.He wishes he could be Donald Trump .He neither has the brain or the class, he's just and ASS.

  • @adam_p99
    @adam_p99 4 роки тому +230

    The US ranks 21st for education. Enough said.

    • @yerout7168
      @yerout7168 4 роки тому +23

      And there is the reason trump became president. People are gullible and stupid!! A sad state of affairs!!!

    • @roder51
      @roder51 3 роки тому +4

      Update: 23rd Canada is #1 I think.

    • @vicmaz8251
      @vicmaz8251 3 роки тому +3

      Because edumacation is sooo expensive.in America. Let's not get between an American and a dollar.

    • @vonBottorff
      @vonBottorff 3 роки тому +4

      Latest PISA says we're 33rd in math.

    • @adam_p99
      @adam_p99 3 роки тому +4

      @@vonBottorff oh it’s gone down by 9 places?
      (Only joking)

  • @clarencecheney7256
    @clarencecheney7256 2 роки тому +2

    This never gets old

  • @alishaygan9844
    @alishaygan9844 2 роки тому +2

    hilarious. great segment

  • @JSone4Design
    @JSone4Design 6 років тому +432

    “If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?” -Albert Einstein

  • @brendaswann7292
    @brendaswann7292 4 роки тому +86

    People Don’t Know This ..... F’ing hell, most rocks know what he doesn’t know.

  • @pbaughcome9424
    @pbaughcome9424 2 роки тому +1

    One of my favorites! Ouchie for all of us! Funny as hell and true!

  • @billprice6458
    @billprice6458 2 роки тому +1

    The Shatner teleprompter joke was brilliant.

  • @margotgray3330
    @margotgray3330 6 років тому +90

    Brilliant and believable. Keep it coming Bill.

    • @sirflyingfingers
      @sirflyingfingers Рік тому

      Keep them coming?
      Look to what he says today and not 4 years ago.. Maybe you should evolve as well.

  • @jaydentownsend5402
    @jaydentownsend5402 6 років тому +139

    FDR could dance... a little. Fuck that was good.

  • @bobgreen1236
    @bobgreen1236 3 роки тому +5

    "People don't know this...." = I just found this out.....

  • @Fotosaurus56
    @Fotosaurus56 3 роки тому +2

    My father fought in the Pacific for this country. I'm kind of glad he doesn't have to witness this.

  • @1000YearBeard
    @1000YearBeard 5 років тому +65

    BILL!!!!'
    Please produce a daily half-hour news show. I want my news from YOU!

    • @vwis5609
      @vwis5609 5 років тому +1

      Greg Wood spell correctly before you start pointing fingers at others.

    • @kristinaniemeyer5256
      @kristinaniemeyer5256 4 роки тому +3

      Well that’s a given!!!
      BILL YOU SHOULD RUN IN 2020

  • @anitaarnell3274
    @anitaarnell3274 5 років тому +35

    Remember he is speaking to his Base!

    • @jeannemarie9466
      @jeannemarie9466 4 роки тому +1

      @Anita Arnell You are absolutely correct!

    • @rebeccameylor1964
      @rebeccameylor1964 4 роки тому

      Deplorable LOSERS = the base of the little orange beast with the small hands.

  • @justdev8965
    @justdev8965 3 роки тому +1

    I love you Bill. Well said!

  • @lisamorris572
    @lisamorris572 3 роки тому +1

    You rock bill ....love love, love you!!!

  • @paxdriver
    @paxdriver 5 років тому +76

    Thank you for making the point of literacy

  • @toadjiang7626
    @toadjiang7626 6 років тому +41

    "A sub-literate president for a sub-literate country." ....... I love that Bill tells it like it is!

    • @kellyt3498
      @kellyt3498 6 років тому

      When American's started to watch reality tv, that was the beginning of the dumbing down process-big time.

  • @donnalittlerain9790
    @donnalittlerain9790 Рік тому +1

    Love it!! So very true. Thank you , the truth is so refreshing.

  • @irisheyes1166
    @irisheyes1166 4 роки тому +536

    When Trump is out of office he will be the one president that was laughed about more than any other politician in history.

    • @keithbocock1321
      @keithbocock1321 4 роки тому +28

      I've recently been wondering; When the official list of
      U.S. presidents is updated, will Trump's name has a
      giant asterisk next to it?

    • @trumpsAnti-ChristsREvil
      @trumpsAnti-ChristsREvil 3 роки тому +4

      @@keithbocock1321 quotes

    • @dinoballz
      @dinoballz 3 роки тому +4

      Don’t know about that, they got Bush jr pretty hard too.

    • @bvishal2kn
      @bvishal2kn 3 роки тому +9

      You are right.
      can't stop laughing.

    • @alanbrookes6637
      @alanbrookes6637 3 роки тому +10

      Trump: I love the uneducated!

  • @julieb7785
    @julieb7785 6 років тому +56

    Thanks Bill......always.

  • @robierobinson4741
    @robierobinson4741 Рік тому +1

    He was so clearly in over his head it's incredible

  • @lizannewhitlow1085
    @lizannewhitlow1085 3 роки тому +7

    Has the ignorance reached critical mass? It’s 2020...

  • @tomaskuli177
    @tomaskuli177 6 років тому +141

    Trump: People don't know Puerto Rico is an island.

    • @mamiCintron
      @mamiCintron 5 років тому

      I

    • @mla4186
      @mla4186 5 років тому +7

      Tomas Kuli - "Surrounded by a lot of water"

    • @russmartin9549
      @russmartin9549 5 років тому +4

      "Did u know Hawaii is an island? No knew that but me"

    • @asseyez-vous6492
      @asseyez-vous6492 5 років тому +3

      When he said that, he'd only just found that out himself! So every time he says "Most people don't know that" he literally has just been told about whatever by someone else, and he really had no clue himself. So, as a narcissist, who is a 'genius?' he really believes no one else had known about it. I can't stand narcissists, they're always spoilt brats who believe everyone should take care of them and believe everyone thinks they're better than God! 🤢🤢🤢🤢

    • @riosricardo7400
      @riosricardo7400 4 роки тому +2

      Russ Martin Surrounded by big water 💦

  • @datawizard130
    @datawizard130 6 років тому +1143

    I'm dyslexic and get by using audiobooks.
    No excuse for not improving your literacy.

    • @alexcuellar484
      @alexcuellar484 6 років тому +23

      I'm A Nice Guy hats off to you wish the fat ass in chief could do the same

    • @TTillahFK
      @TTillahFK 6 років тому

      dafuq is your major malfunction?

    • @adamtzsch
      @adamtzsch 6 років тому +5

      I thought one listened to audio books. How is that reading?

    • @stormwatcher59
      @stormwatcher59 6 років тому +15

      Audiobooks would not work for 45 because he knows it all and *has no desire to learn*!

    • @satyaemani5512
      @satyaemani5512 6 років тому +14

      Reading is jus a physical act, and so is listening. What is more important is knowledge you gain from such an act. The precedent does not seem to gain any knowledge and that was the whole point of the segment.

  • @karugukiugo4514
    @karugukiugo4514 3 роки тому +1

    Really had me at "The other three quarters are lying"😂😂😂😂

  • @blaisemacpherson7637
    @blaisemacpherson7637 Рік тому +1

    I watched this one when it came out and it legit hurt for true. So I downloaded audible and went to the library. Thanks bill.

  • @taqiyasir8086
    @taqiyasir8086 6 років тому +612

    Bill Maher, BRILLIANT AND ON POINT AS ALWAYS !!!

    • @TheWormzerjr
      @TheWormzerjr 6 років тому +3

      the point in front of you? click my name part 8

    • @maxhydekyle2425
      @maxhydekyle2425 6 років тому

      Don't say brilliant, he's very funny, but John Oliver is brilliant and funny. John Oliver actually creates change, Bill is just funny.

    • @maxhydekyle2425
      @maxhydekyle2425 6 років тому

      Clarence Spangle weird time to use that

    • @christinestill5002
      @christinestill5002 6 років тому

      Taqi Yasir ii

    • @sharonbaillif2026
      @sharonbaillif2026 6 років тому

      Peter Gobkoswki. Da fuq you say.?

  • @abhishekdev258
    @abhishekdev258 6 років тому +18

    Facebook is what has replaced reading. Well said Sir.

  • @bik7083
    @bik7083 2 роки тому +2

    When Trump says: ”Most people don’t know that…” he means that he doesn’t know that…

  • @thedoctor.a.s1401
    @thedoctor.a.s1401 2 роки тому +1

    "Put it where he'll never see it" 😂😂

  • @karenf7531
    @karenf7531 5 років тому +343

    The most frightening thing about this is that everything he said in the beginning of his monologue is absolutely true. The audience may be laughing, but it's not even a joke...😟😯

    • @benc.3128
      @benc.3128 2 роки тому +1

      It it can be applied to the current president too

    • @elartontaymes8425
      @elartontaymes8425 2 роки тому

      I agree, every week he tells us the complete 💯 truth.

    • @j.wright5393
      @j.wright5393 2 роки тому

      @@benc.3128 com bv g I'll b f in vy

    • @hadiki1234
      @hadiki1234 2 роки тому

      @@elartontaymes8425 Yes he does - the opposite of man-child trump.

    • @susaneva520eva9
      @susaneva520eva9 2 роки тому

      It is so sad

  • @dreindenver798
    @dreindenver798 6 років тому +208

    It blows my mind that people get their news from Facebook, as much as it blows my mind that they get their news from Fox "News".

    • @bigbumteets
      @bigbumteets 6 років тому

      Fox is no better or worse than any other major media outlet. They all certainly have bias and cherry pick facts to fit narrative. If you watch CNN regularly, you’re going to be on a different set of fundamentals than those who tune into Fox or Breitbart. There’s only a handful of completely news oriented distributors left in the western world and until we start promoting non partisan information reporting, their going to be the only ones.

    • @bw0716
      @bw0716 6 років тому +1

      democracynow, the nation, the intercept, reuters, AP, PBS are all on facebook

    • @bigbumteets
      @bigbumteets 6 років тому

      Raoul Fleckman “bad information” hmmm... not even close to what I said but good try. Even if Fox doesn’t congratulate the democratics (which they have), that has nothing to do with selection and omission of bi-partisan factoids that either support or contrast their arguments.

    • @Foxygrandpa2131
      @Foxygrandpa2131 6 років тому +2

      It blows my mind that most liberals get there news from comedians

    • @Mark-gr1xz
      @Mark-gr1xz 6 років тому

      dreindenver coming from someone who gets their news from CNN? Fox people at least sound smart

  • @Comrade_Jason
    @Comrade_Jason 3 роки тому +1

    The FDR joke was just too soon 😭🤣

  • @jimzazzera9516
    @jimzazzera9516 2 роки тому +2

    There is a difference between using simple but concise language versus just being unable to read understand or use language.

  • @JOHN----DOE
    @JOHN----DOE 6 років тому +93

    "Fifty Shades of Gray" is to literature what candy corn is to vegetables? An insult to candy corn.

    • @josemeza7128
      @josemeza7128 5 років тому +1

      Trump's base talking about candy call a used Tampax cotton candy .

    • @jacobyard4075
      @jacobyard4075 4 роки тому +1

      He's attacking the nutritional value. Not the delicious taste of pure sugar.

    • @philcool1968
      @philcool1968 4 роки тому

      Most people don't know it but candy corn grows on trees. Corn trees.

  • @sbijan666
    @sbijan666 4 роки тому +135

    For a man who has absolutely no contact with average people and has never read a newspaper in his entire life its amazing that he knows for sure that most people don't know that ... no sir we are not as ignorant as you are . I learned about the Iraqi oil wells back in elemetary school .

    • @davidpallin772
      @davidpallin772 Рік тому +7

      @@jc.1191 At least a grade schooler will read, which is more than I can say for trump.

    • @grantsmith505
      @grantsmith505 Рік тому +4

      Puerto Rico is surrounded by water
      Big water
      Did you know that before trunp told us all?

    • @cayea4076
      @cayea4076 Рік тому

      How do we know he can't read?

    • @tracer740
      @tracer740 Рік тому

      But... he knew enough to show 'his bible' (even though it was upside down). That's all it took to lasso every superstitious, mortality-denial mouth breather in his target range... they are hooked! That 'god talk' is effective bait ...

    • @jameswilson7790
      @jameswilson7790 10 місяців тому

      One can tell that Trump has no handle on history. If the Tangerine Turd had any knowledge of history, he would have known that the British Empire gained control of Iraq after WORLD WAR ONE!!!
      WHAT AN IDIOT!

  • @eugenioconti4688
    @eugenioconti4688 3 роки тому +1

    Spot on Bill!!

  • @deborahrech7429
    @deborahrech7429 3 роки тому +1

    Most people don’t know this but....I love it!😂🤣😂

  • @1Tomrider
    @1Tomrider 4 роки тому +43

    If his "base" was smart enough they'd realize the contempt he has for them, with the ludicrous lies he tells them, the way he talks down to them. Anyone with "half a wit" would be pissed to have their intelligence insulted the way he does to his audiences at his Klan rallies.

    • @raddad1333
      @raddad1333 4 роки тому +4

      You hit the nail on the head...I'd like to hit him in the head...with orange remover.

    • @songstress2506
      @songstress2506 4 роки тому +1

      Name one other president who has or will put up with this hatred and is still standing. Everything the media and democrat leaders do to try and destroy him hasn't worked. There's one thing that's very clear: He loves this country, and he's willing to go through hell to protect it. You're buffoons.

    • @davidpierce9949
      @davidpierce9949 3 роки тому +4

      @@songstress2506 just like when he dodged the draft huh

    • @The_ZeroLine
      @The_ZeroLine 3 роки тому +5

      @@songstress2506 He sure tried to protect this country on January 6th...oh wait, he instigated an insurrection, but I am sure you believe the election was stolen despite multiple fraud investigations actually revealed the handful of actual cases were committed by republicans, including one of those jackasses who signed affidavits they witnessed fraud.
      I suspect he was just protecting this country when he allowed us to become the world’s most deadly place to be during this pandemic and stopped pretending to even work toward the effort once he lost.
      I guess golfing more than 400 days of his time in his office was about protecting the country after the hypocrite criticized Obama for golfing about 12 times during his presidency.
      Amazing what self delusion can allow one to believe.
      PS - What will republicans say when Biden doesn’t come for their guns? Will, they continue to buy that bullshit. I’m speaking as a gun owner myself (Kimber 1911, Ruger 944, Ruger LCR, Mossberg 500 x 2, Rem 870 Express, etc.)!

    • @nancystowell4877
      @nancystowell4877 3 роки тому +1

      @@songstress2506 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Bless your heart🙄❗

  • @martinsevenster5768
    @martinsevenster5768 4 роки тому +69

    We had our turn in South Africa. Now its your turn, America. How does it feel to be the laughing stock of the world? We sincerely sympathize with you.

    • @anuradhainamdar8967
      @anuradhainamdar8967 4 роки тому +2

      Yes,U.S under the president ship of Trump is become a laughing stock of the world.

    • @evadnebrink7920
      @evadnebrink7920 4 роки тому +3

      🇿🇦 Yes I fully agree. The tables have turned.

    • @ge2623
      @ge2623 3 роки тому +1

      I'm an american and i don't mind at all.....You reap what you sow

    • @vicmaz8251
      @vicmaz8251 3 роки тому

      And thank you Jacob Zuma.

    • @blackpharaoh5561
      @blackpharaoh5561 2 роки тому

      It's just now coming out. It's been like this since the founding fathers.

  • @heikofenster6046
    @heikofenster6046 11 місяців тому

    One of the best New Rules ! Thanks Bill & team !!

  • @edwarddilleyjr.1270
    @edwarddilleyjr.1270 2 роки тому +1

    Bill you nailed it again love ya man

  • @HeWentThattaway
    @HeWentThattaway 4 роки тому +92

    I always wondered what became of all my classmates who graduated in the bottom third of my class. They voted for Trump.

  • @ZachTheRantingGuy
    @ZachTheRantingGuy 6 років тому +94

    One of Bill's best New Rules Segments in a while. This country needs to spend more money on education. If we used half the money we waste away on idiotic pointless wars overseas, we could educate our country better. The problem is, in this country- people aren't taught how to think or use common sense. We have potential and we need to use it!

    • @ZachTheRantingGuy
      @ZachTheRantingGuy 6 років тому +8

      Bozo Clown It's a combination of both, but people need to be taught how to think and use common sense and basically use your brain.

    • @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing
      @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing 6 років тому +13

      What you spend on education today becomes your economy 15 years later.

    • @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing
      @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing 6 років тому +5

      Thank you Anna. But I agree with Bozo too. It's not just money. But that's a major part of it. Everyone should be able to get at least an Associates/Transfer Degree or Trade Cert on the public dime at community colleges. I know I spend more on my county's junior college than I do on my kid's High School based on my property tax statement, so it shouldn't be a tuition issue. But it's also a teaching philosophy problem. I'm old, so I remember Carter and when Reaganomics kicked in. Along with the bottom falling out of the middle class, the way we were being taught changed. They started molding us into employees, not intellectuals. High school classes stopped emphasizing classical cirriculum like Latin (the gateway language to learning all Romantic languages, which opens up all sorts of international and scientific work for you) and hard sciences for everyone, not just the AP students, and started forcing things like Word Processing, and beating students to death with how to write resumes rather than teaching them how to start their own enterprises or become a Hemmingway level writer. We produced Americans who were ready to go around the world before then, and most couldn't survive in real Mexico for more than a weekend now. College educations became less about education and more about employment around the 80's. Not self employment, but corporate employment. More well trained minions for the Ivy League CEO's were wanted, inventive and articulate independent thinkers were not. Unfortunately, we still have that philosophy today. It's telling that a 4 year degree costs as much as a small home now.

    • @SherlockHolmez
      @SherlockHolmez 6 років тому

      If there's anything we need to do away with, it's "common sense." Common sense is often wrong.

    • @jjohnsengraciesmom
      @jjohnsengraciesmom 6 років тому

      You are definitely right.

  • @rj6593
    @rj6593 3 роки тому +1

    Brilliant as usual...Thank You for some sanity Bill.

  • @garryheywood1
    @garryheywood1 3 роки тому +1

    I am warming to Bill Maher, there is a lot of truth spoken in jest.

  • @YaoEspirito
    @YaoEspirito 4 роки тому +9

    That 50 Shades of Grey put-down was epic.

    • @Servagio
      @Servagio Рік тому

      still you're considered nerdy, elitist or 'having spent the past two decades in a bomb shelter' if you haven't read them

  • @celticlofts
    @celticlofts 4 роки тому +8

    “Where ignorance is bliss, / 'Tis folly to be wise. '” ~ Thomas Grey.

  • @carolyncolinhogarth8732
    @carolyncolinhogarth8732 2 роки тому

    Thank you indeed....Carolyn from Canada

  • @angels1905
    @angels1905 3 роки тому +1

    I tell you what , looking at your phone is better than watching mindless TV.

  • @daveg4495
    @daveg4495 6 років тому +110

    As Putin says, here's your crayons Donny now go sit in corner & don't do anything.

    • @pooh44100
      @pooh44100 5 років тому

      NO THAT IS WHAT POTUS TRUMP AND THE REST OF US TELL BILL AND YOU TO DO TAKE YOUR MEDS SMOKE YOUR DOPE AND COLOR W/ YOUR DOLLY IN YOUR SAFE SPACE..

  • @wowomg1980
    @wowomg1980 6 років тому +7

    I thought that last piece about the phone was kind of lame. I read news articles daily on my phone, and even watch Real Time with Bill Maher on my phone. I don't have Facebook so I do read a lot.

  • @tracyneighbors7059
    @tracyneighbors7059 2 роки тому +2

    IT'S SAD IT SOULDN'T BE FUNNY, BUT I CAN'T HELP BUT LAUGH!

  • @nmdakini5226
    @nmdakini5226 2 роки тому +1

    Love your new rule.🥰

  • @brandonmaddox4862
    @brandonmaddox4862 6 років тому +16

    As a citizen of this “great” semiliterate country, I love to read and I get strange looks from people at my work when I read. To me that’s a sad truth about where this country is going intellectually

    • @aprilgoffinet3159
      @aprilgoffinet3159 9 місяців тому

      I love reading so much I sometimes have 2books going at the same time lol

  • @RafaelRamirez-vk4vu
    @RafaelRamirez-vk4vu 4 роки тому +51

    Every time I hear the expression "stable genius " I remember my days of farming. My grandpa had couple of mules and donkeys and the one he called genius had a liking for running away. He decided to keep him corralled while the rest would be allowed to graze around at will.
    In a sense, we had a "stable genius " jackass......😎😎😎😎

    • @richardhood8783
      @richardhood8783 4 роки тому +4

      No Trump is the south end of a north bound Jack ass.

  • @cameroncurrie7208
    @cameroncurrie7208 2 роки тому +1

    My favorite quote is no one has heard of a billion.

  • @chippysteve4524
    @chippysteve4524 Рік тому

    "Watching fireworks doesn't make you an astronomer."
    - damn that's good!

  • @Jasonblade9012
    @Jasonblade9012 6 років тому +1235

    “I love the poorly educated” guess Trump was *AGAIN* speaking about himself.

    • @TheArtkaw
      @TheArtkaw 6 років тому +6

      Pretty much, yeah.

    • @IceColdProfessional
      @IceColdProfessional 6 років тому

      Jason Blade No he was speaking about you.

    • @pedronoel
      @pedronoel 6 років тому +21

      @Joe the "complete and utter moron" guy. The irony is that the Dunning-Kruger effect was mentioned and then you come up with that response, is a classic quintessential example of the effect. But my guess is that you will not get my point. Hope you reply to prove the effect and someday we can start calling it a disorder...

    • @dalecox5928
      @dalecox5928 6 років тому +19

      Trump's degree is an honorary one that he paid for.

    • @thenobleandmightybeaver4411
      @thenobleandmightybeaver4411 6 років тому +27

      Carl Taylor - Exactly! The Warton School when trump attended was renowned as a cash cow program with low academic standards. Basically if you paid the tuition you got a degree. Trump also graduated without any honours despite him saying he was the top of his class.
      As a university graduate I can certainly attest to the fact that a university degree does not, in and of itself indicate superior intelligence. It is more an indication of social background. I went to a private school in high school and every single person I graduated with obtained a university degree after high school; some of those people were dumb as fuck.

  • @margequaadman9729
    @margequaadman9729 5 років тому +7

    Bill Maher is always spot on!

  • @patriciazanin1632
    @patriciazanin1632 Рік тому +1

    ❤ Love Bill Maher

  • @drdem00
    @drdem00 Рік тому

    Well put !

  • @topixfromthetropix1674
    @topixfromthetropix1674 4 роки тому +14

    The literacy rate was higher in the year 1800 than it is today. The only stable genius is MISTER ED.

  • @dumpthechump1769
    @dumpthechump1769 5 років тому +18

    He was talking about the repugnicons when he says, "most people didn't know".

  • @Edruezzi
    @Edruezzi 2 роки тому +1

    He didn't dare use a teleprompter when he was laughed at at the UN.

  • @marshamariner7897
    @marshamariner7897 2 роки тому

    I'd LOVE 💕 to c Bill ❤️ back on tv. He is GREAT!!!!

  • @oviedoc5454
    @oviedoc5454 6 років тому +194

    As usual, BRILLIANT!

    • @rogerc23
      @rogerc23 6 років тому

      Yup brilliant in it's abject stupidity.

    • @maxhydekyle2425
      @maxhydekyle2425 6 років тому

      Don't abuse that word