Rules of the Internet [Old ITF]

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  • @IHincognitoMode
    @IHincognitoMode  6 років тому +1876

    Oh, I forgot. There's a thing with Soothouse. Go look at it on a screen with sound and all that.
    ua-cam.com/video/0RxvkzAXQog/v-deo.html

  • @thejdhe7681
    @thejdhe7681 6 років тому +4919

    “It was at this point we started to get bored” the greatest ending of a video ever.

    • @cantflyforshit
      @cantflyforshit 6 років тому +132

      I don't blame them the rules are pretty shitty

    • @caveopp7708
      @caveopp7708 6 років тому +28

      Only works with Internet Historian

    • @Qwertzalcoatl
      @Qwertzalcoatl 6 років тому +14

      ...and at that moment, they made history.

    • @smugfrog1041
      @smugfrog1041 5 років тому

      Naser Alomoush We need new rules

    • @ayporos
      @ayporos 5 років тому +19

      To be fair.. the 'rules' were invented by b-tards for b-tards and thus consist primarily of b-tardation.
      I mean, I thought they were funny... 15 years ago when I was a cringy teenager.

  • @santiagoolivera8576
    @santiagoolivera8576 6 років тому +6472

    Rule 34 is the only one that the internet actually cares about

    • @W0lfWh1te
      @W0lfWh1te 6 років тому +232

      unless rule 46 applies to you... Freak.

    • @Yzerbruh
      @Yzerbruh 6 років тому +135

      I wish people cared a little bit more for rule 33... I know how ironic this comment is.

    • @SarujinieUras
      @SarujinieUras 6 років тому +65

      You what they say about the loud minority; The majority care about rule 33.

    • @allencrown
      @allencrown 6 років тому +3

      wrong

    • @hunterst.arnold6646
      @hunterst.arnold6646 6 років тому +102

      Santiago Olivera
      Some people care about rule 63.

  • @inawarminister
    @inawarminister 6 років тому +6537

    Remember
    if its a woman, it's a man
    if it's a kid, it's a FBI agent

    • @darthrevan704
      @darthrevan704 6 років тому +39

      inawarminister yes

    • @thebrutusmars
      @thebrutusmars 6 років тому +417

      inawarminister
      If it’s a “super smart 18 year old”, it’s actually a 12 year old

    • @MarisaFan411
      @MarisaFan411 6 років тому +18

      I don't fully understand it either but he seems to be referring to the senseless modern feminism that seemingly just hates men and child-like aspirations of greatness or something about pedophilia hope this helps!

    • @thebrutusmars
      @thebrutusmars 6 років тому +66

      A Bundle Of Sticks
      Bundles of sticks are fascist

    • @jtk6394
      @jtk6394 6 років тому +5

      Lurk moar

  • @grimthedevilish123
    @grimthedevilish123 6 років тому +2700

    After stumbling upon a top15s video I can fully appreciate your mocking of his voice.

    • @SakiMcGee
      @SakiMcGee 6 років тому +131

      Oh god yes I can't STAND his voice and I'm so glad other people actually notice

    • @strangeduckling
      @strangeduckling 6 років тому +74

      I watched my first video of his a few months ago, and, coincidentally, it was also my last one of his that I'll ever watch.

    • @Spooky_Dooky
      @Spooky_Dooky 6 років тому +29

      I hate his voice so much.

    • @ikumuertehelminosizunamide9789
      @ikumuertehelminosizunamide9789 6 років тому +23

      Whose voice? I’m only at 2:12 in!
      Oh yeah....that guy... it’s like he’s tone deaf and monotone all in one!

    • @Spooky_Dooky
      @Spooky_Dooky 6 років тому +35

      top15s. He draws out every single word.

  • @thediadect8914
    @thediadect8914 6 років тому +3635

    "wow, science..."
    DEMONATIZED

    • @thediadect8914
      @thediadect8914 6 років тому +32

      McOink delet this

    • @Warbear
      @Warbear 6 років тому +48

      >implying youtube would allow someone to actually get a word out before demonetizing them

    • @TheEvilCommenter
      @TheEvilCommenter 6 років тому +13

      witty and clever name demonetized*
      Fixed that 4 ya

    • @philipbossy4834
      @philipbossy4834 6 років тому +1

      Yup, it has been taken over by demons.

    • @crispybacon4240
      @crispybacon4240 6 років тому

      +WarBear This other guy I subscribe to tweeted a screencap of his video being demonetised with 6 minutes left to go until the upload was complete. Just... How? How can the algorithm decide content is "not suitable for most advertisers" without fucking seeing it?

  • @DonYurik
    @DonYurik 6 років тому +3231

    All those rules about anonymous, its so obvious this list was made by an edgy 15 years old kid in 2009

    • @t.y2974
      @t.y2974 6 років тому +222

      Don Yurik the rules for porn are completely true

    • @CodeMarbles
      @CodeMarbles 6 років тому +395

      2005 actually.

    • @Dover939
      @Dover939 6 років тому +99

      more like 2005

    • @the5thestate587
      @the5thestate587 6 років тому +24

      Don Yurik More like 20 year old

    • @TheArtonSlo
      @TheArtonSlo 6 років тому +238

      We were all edgy teenagers when 4chan started. Even moot was yet to drop his balls.

  • @edgelordgilford
    @edgelordgilford 6 років тому +135

    I mean Frank X Ollie or as I like to call it Frollie is obviously the best ship on the face of the planet

    • @edgelordgilford
      @edgelordgilford 6 років тому +4

      s0urglass I have been found. INTERESTING.

    • @Anastas1786
      @Anastas1786 5 років тому +7

      No school like the old school.

  • @BungusThe3th
    @BungusThe3th 6 років тому +787

    How dare you ban avarage rice he trusted you and he loves us all

  • @yeetusyourmeetus
    @yeetusyourmeetus 6 років тому +1029

    Nice Vivaldi there mate, have you been listening classical since all of yesterday?

    • @oyem8865
      @oyem8865 6 років тому +19

      Faeces Dismemberment
      What the fuck is wrong with your name

    • @cantflyforshit
      @cantflyforshit 6 років тому +5

      Nice boys bop there mate, have you been listening to ( that one famous playlist that everybody listens to ) ?

    • @dikkiFIN
      @dikkiFIN 6 років тому +99

      Nice Audio Library there mate, have you been listening No Copyright Music since all of yesterday?

    • @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933
      @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 4 роки тому +4

      When it's Vivaldi, everyone is always Four Seasons this, Four Seasons that. Give my boy L'Estro Armonico some love

    • @commoncents7330
      @commoncents7330 4 роки тому +2

      Whenever someone tries to act like they know classical they mention Vivaldi to seem knowledgeable. How about Carl Orff, Tchaikovsky, or Chopin?

  • @nancyok
    @nancyok 6 років тому +357

    Herstorian was just doing advanced undercover pubg research.

    • @kcat420
      @kcat420 6 років тому

      Nancy Dee You are actually first

    • @nancyok
      @nancyok 6 років тому +6

      I'm a patreon. Give him money and you too can see things first. Totally worth it.

    • @kickitoldskool
      @kickitoldskool 6 років тому

      Nancy Dee
      Looks like you’re first, so you get a Crown: 👑

  • @Bebop557
    @Bebop557 6 років тому +520

    We need a shia update

    • @Bigslam1993
      @Bigslam1993 6 років тому +14

      As far as I know, nothing really happened.

    • @ffnovice7
      @ffnovice7 6 років тому +45

      Mac tonight
      he was an alcoholic.
      I think he's still an alcoholic

    • @TheBanMan
      @TheBanMan 6 років тому +41

      We need a sunni update

    • @joldsaway3489
      @joldsaway3489 6 років тому +1

      A “Shia Lab-update?”

    • @davidstickman192
      @davidstickman192 6 років тому +5

      he is still a big GAY

  • @CatManThree
    @CatManThree 6 років тому +472

    Ya know. Its funny how it seams whenever I bring up the rules of the internet, the only one anyone is familiar with is Rule 34.

    • @FloPe97
      @FloPe97 6 років тому +179

      because its the only one that matters

    • @justgween7573
      @justgween7573 6 років тому +68

      I'm familiar with the "no girls on the internet" one but I'm not sure what number it was. I need to look them up again
      Edit: rule 30.

    • @jaybee27D
      @jaybee27D 6 років тому +49

      CatManThree goes meow I’m familiar with plenty of the rules but I don’t know any of them by their number. Apart from rule 34 that is.
      And rule 63

    • @JecIsBec
      @JecIsBec 6 років тому +8

      There needs to be a rule about "No one can spell anything correctly, anywheer"
      :^)

    • @android19willpwn
      @android19willpwn 6 років тому +9

      The only other ones I knew of prior to this, at least as part of the "rules of the internet" list, were 35 and 63

  • @MorganHunter92
    @MorganHunter92 6 років тому +52

    That ending was perfect.
    You have amazing comedic timing Mr. Internet Historian.

  • @itdbfrtwthm
    @itdbfrtwthm 6 років тому +186

    3:26
    *wait*
    *is that*
    *GASP*
    ENHANCE IMAGE
    ENHANCE IMAGE
    ITS A FACE
    INTERNET HISTORIANS FACE CONFIRMED

    • @lucas1309
      @lucas1309 6 років тому +24

      DOXED

    • @Crispman_777
      @Crispman_777 6 років тому +43

      ACTIVATE TASK FORCE: WEAPONISED AUTISM!

    • @the5thestate587
      @the5thestate587 6 років тому +29

      Graham Riggs Actually, if you look closely it says “You are gay”

    • @odethious5639
      @odethious5639 6 років тому +10

      TheSadAttic
      Hahahaha there's something he is hiding from us.

    • @TheJanitorIsIn
      @TheJanitorIsIn 6 років тому +3

      INSTORIAN REMOVE AND FIX!!!!

  • @keeganmc0073
    @keeganmc0073 6 років тому +280

    S c i e n c e

  • @MrRoombastic
    @MrRoombastic 6 років тому +133

    you dont have the TESTICULAR FORTITUDE to make a part 2

  • @arogel1999
    @arogel1999 6 років тому +92

    I'm glad Internet Herstorian is back even if it's for a cameo

  • @FurretInASuit
    @FurretInASuit 6 років тому +270

    You didn't search right on rule 34. You gotta use underscores. Trust me I know...

    • @fingmoron
      @fingmoron 6 років тому +14

      Kylecan81 my favourite winnie_the_pooh

    • @wanderingman8921
      @wanderingman8921 6 років тому +35

      @@fingmoron no

    • @fingmoron
      @fingmoron 6 років тому +9

      Wandering man yes

    • @iciclefox9901
      @iciclefox9901 5 років тому +9

      I love how everybody shares this inside joke. I also like how you all know how to do a specific search

    • @gambosa2003
      @gambosa2003 4 роки тому +1

      @@fingmoron with or without the franchise bit at the end

  • @t-wave3161
    @t-wave3161 6 років тому +1

    You're back the legend is back

  • @luismufasa174
    @luismufasa174 6 років тому +5

    I really like your commentary and the the editing just takes everything to a new level of funny

  • @QuanWorld1
    @QuanWorld1 6 років тому +75

    Internet Historian has the one of best voices on UA-cam
    It makes me come

  • @notoriousblt1038
    @notoriousblt1038 6 років тому +134

    Inb4 the flood of Frank and Ollie porn on the discord

  • @free_spirit1
    @free_spirit1 5 років тому +11

    Damn, the rules of the internet are like a time capsule. I can't believe how much traction these ever garnered.

  • @DarranKern
    @DarranKern 6 років тому +282

    Internet Historian sounds like such a dork when not on script

  • @CollegeChemistry
    @CollegeChemistry 6 років тому +29

    You had me at science, hmu if you need a chemist.

    • @aerielblair8333
      @aerielblair8333 6 років тому +2

      College Chemistry Ah. A match made in heaven... Would love to see what you two could breed.

    • @CollegeChemistry
      @CollegeChemistry 6 років тому

      I would absolutely love to collab with this person and if I.H. wants me, well my body is quite ready.

    • @aerielblair8333
      @aerielblair8333 6 років тому +1

      College Chemistry Do it! Do it! Do it! And when y'all need a struggling med student after a failed (or very succesful - depending on how you look at it) explosion, or become injured in a riot after you guys break the internet, then hmu :)

    • @CollegeChemistry
      @CollegeChemistry 6 років тому

      Aeriel Blair deal ;D

  • @shoeman90fo
    @shoeman90fo 6 років тому +38

    Internet Historian has the best voice for, well... being an internet historian?
    Fuck David Attenborough I want you to narrate Planet Earth III

    • @fingmoron
      @fingmoron 6 років тому +1

      shoeman90fo don't talk about my dad like that please

    • @kennethchou4384
      @kennethchou4384 6 років тому

      +f Your dad is not a worthy historian.

  • @whackyjinak4978
    @whackyjinak4978 Рік тому +2

    “Anonymous is legion” I think they don’t mean the Roman Legions, I think that’s a reference to the book of Mark when Jesus Christ asks a demon possessed man his name, and the demon replies “My name is Legion, for we are many.”

  • @DeconvertedMan
    @DeconvertedMan 6 років тому +30

    rule 34 on Internet Historian.

  • @coreytaylor447
    @coreytaylor447 4 роки тому +60

    "no rules about moderation" man this has aged well in 2020

    • @Outta-hz1ej
      @Outta-hz1ej 3 роки тому +3

      You are banned ;_;
      You have been b& for your post: >>18381900
      Yeah, I'd agree with you.
      Ban reasoning: lol fuk u - janny
      Your ban will expire in 9001 years and 364 days and 23 hours.
      You may appeal your ban here. All spam/rude appeals will be ignored.

    • @charlesnathansmith
      @charlesnathansmith 2 роки тому

      Keep slipping knots my man

  • @beaustoker3466
    @beaustoker3466 6 років тому +30

    1:54 is that the prince of Egypt I hear?

    • @AnimaVox_
      @AnimaVox_ 6 років тому +6

      Yes, it's 'Deliver Us'.

  • @SuperLlama42
    @SuperLlama42 6 років тому +14

    I've personally enacted Rule 35 and I can confirm that it is absolutely true.

  • @LoganSchlueter
    @LoganSchlueter 6 років тому +6

    Just the quote "there is some for sure some frank and ollie in the pipeline after this video releases." WOW that was just funny to me ha ha.

  • @tiobridge841
    @tiobridge841 6 років тому +1

    Congrats on 200k my dude! Keep up the good work!
    - an old fan

  • @sup4528
    @sup4528 6 років тому +14

    It was at this point we started to get bored

  • @Crispman_777
    @Crispman_777 6 років тому +3

    "It's pretty big, important apparatus". _Oh stop it IH you're making me blush!_

  • @johnharker7194
    @johnharker7194 6 років тому +28

    Who else is waiting for the kilroy video?

  • @sirbillius
    @sirbillius 5 років тому +3

    “Wow. Science. It’s pretty big, and... important.”
    -Internet Historian 2018

  • @bobbydragon9322
    @bobbydragon9322 6 років тому +13

    The Meme King returns.

  • @dtg610420
    @dtg610420 6 років тому +1

    Hell yesss. Early for once... so nice that UA-cam notifications actually work for a sub that I'm actually interested in!

  • @mugshotmarley
    @mugshotmarley 6 років тому +9

    Perfect timing, I was just about to poop.

  • @DaNerdling
    @DaNerdling 6 років тому +5

    That Top 15s plug (dis?) had me laughing uncontrollably, good friggin job XD

    • @heyitgeg
      @heyitgeg 6 років тому +2

      DaNerdling it isn't a plug. It's making fun of how cringy that guy is.

    • @DaNerdling
      @DaNerdling 6 років тому +1

      4chan Cancer I figured that, wasn't sure though. Glad I'm not the only one who thinks his voice sounds like nails on a chalk board

    • @heyitgeg
      @heyitgeg 6 років тому

      DaNerdling Glad someone agrees, his voice is very grating to hear for me personally.

  • @supremeoverlordess8664
    @supremeoverlordess8664 6 років тому +6

    THAT CHILLS IMPRESSION 👌🏽

  • @popcioslav
    @popcioslav 6 років тому

    And that is why I left your discord server for good.
    I still love your videos, keep at it man

  • @tylerrodriguez5878
    @tylerrodriguez5878 6 років тому +58

    Did that guy ever get added back to the discord?

  • @asmoncat5049
    @asmoncat5049 6 років тому +17

    The “SUS” at 1:27 actually is the brasilian healthcare system “sistema único de saúde”. LOL

  • @jacobnorman3629
    @jacobnorman3629 6 років тому

    Loved the "number two" drop! Didn't know anyone else has gotten stuck watching one of his videos!

  • @shlomosheckelstein2292
    @shlomosheckelstein2292 6 років тому +10

    4:02 ding dong anonymous pizza

  • @shannonedelman2073
    @shannonedelman2073 6 років тому

    That’s legit the best outro ive seen on this site

  • @bungalowfeuhler1541
    @bungalowfeuhler1541 3 роки тому +4

    It was cool of you to let Chills
    be your cohost. I knew he didn’t talk like that all the time.

  • @US395Official
    @US395Official 6 років тому

    Glad he's been uploading more!

  • @emberd-l795
    @emberd-l795 3 роки тому +3

    I looked and no one seemed to have made the Frank and Ollie stuff. Honestly, I’m really surprised. This video has been out for 3 years and no one was inspired to do it.

  • @michaelsaenz380
    @michaelsaenz380 6 років тому

    Amazing. 10/10
    This is why I'm subscribed
    Quality content

  • @kx3z
    @kx3z 6 років тому +15

    Rule 34 reigns supreme

  • @Turtleproof
    @Turtleproof 6 років тому

    Happy new year, 2019 Internet Daddy.

  • @sashadsayshi
    @sashadsayshi 6 років тому +5

    "Rule 30. There are no girls on the internet
    no Hot Singles either"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @scereo
    @scereo 6 років тому

    Congrats on 200k subs man :D

  • @BrownFoxWarrior
    @BrownFoxWarrior 6 років тому +8

    Rule 32 comment. Beautiful

  • @followthegrow108
    @followthegrow108 6 років тому +1

    Nice job with the roast first thing in the vid. Classic. Literally 😂

  • @khanites101
    @khanites101 6 років тому +3

    3:15 "You'll notice Jews practice circumcision."

  • @danielmacintosh5875
    @danielmacintosh5875 6 років тому +2

    "Ain't no school like old school"
    This will become a meme.

  • @dr_pennysworth
    @dr_pennysworth 4 роки тому +12

    Internet Historian will never be doxed cause we all love him so much we actually respect him as our father. Father is good to us

  • @monamjoofamirite9091
    @monamjoofamirite9091 6 років тому

    *Oh my god Internet Historian is the best channel in the world*

  • @Norex7777777
    @Norex7777777 6 років тому +7

    the only true rule that we ALL know is true is 34 (and maybe 68)

  • @verenice7475
    @verenice7475 3 роки тому +2

    1:27
    Sussy even before sus was born

  • @AnomalocarisWizard
    @AnomalocarisWizard 3 роки тому +4

    1:25 😦 sus

  • @pnessi570
    @pnessi570 6 років тому

    I dont think theres any channel that makes me more excited to see a new video from. Except for maybe the OG internet historian channel

  • @lulxd5655
    @lulxd5655 6 років тому +19

    TOP 15s is an inside joke with my brother, so every time you played a clip I LOST IT 😂😂😂😂

  • @trinitron384
    @trinitron384 6 років тому

    Congrats on 200k!

  • @1234bobfox
    @1234bobfox 6 років тому +495

    Low effort

    • @Gyrolin
      @Gyrolin 6 років тому +21

      bobfox eztremely. This is not why is subbed to this channel.

    • @Ellcoupit
      @Ellcoupit 6 років тому +110

      this channel is just the side bitch, what did you expect

    • @Spamster3212
      @Spamster3212 6 років тому +4

      Why did you sub to this channel then?

    • @JoshuaJadeMcCoskrie
      @JoshuaJadeMcCoskrie 6 років тому +7

      OP is right. Anyone that disagrees literally has cancer.

    • @buckbuckleyson2259
      @buckbuckleyson2259 6 років тому +2

      Joshua McCoskrie i literally have cancer

  • @CivDiv
    @CivDiv 6 років тому +2

    The Prince of Egypt is my favorite movie, oh my god guys haha

  • @Squirts777
    @Squirts777 6 років тому +3

    I love the ending

  • @seigedrakonera5689
    @seigedrakonera5689 6 років тому

    I love your updates! Keep up the hilarious vedios~

  • @minifridge337
    @minifridge337 6 років тому +59

    you have the big gay

  • @aronsingh6513
    @aronsingh6513 6 років тому

    Mate! I love audio library! Particularly the trombone piece you used in this video!!

  • @fisherman557
    @fisherman557 6 років тому +5

    Best ending ever

  • @TheMammalizerOLD
    @TheMammalizerOLD 6 років тому

    Your meme is better than any meme in 2018

  • @zoruko3713
    @zoruko3713 6 років тому +3

    Digging the birocratic

  • @mamonamon3610
    @mamonamon3610 4 роки тому

    Props for using The Prince Of Egypt opening.

  • @elscampo2524
    @elscampo2524 3 роки тому +3

    0:02 Thats what she said

  • @belhabchioussama4234
    @belhabchioussama4234 6 років тому

    great video as allways

  • @KudosK42
    @KudosK42 4 роки тому +14

    Rules of the Internet is the most boomer thing there is.
    Except 34 and 63

  • @BeartoeConCarne
    @BeartoeConCarne 6 років тому +1

    im living for the top15s snippits. NUUHHHHMMERRR FOUURT333N

  • @TheProrage509
    @TheProrage509 6 років тому +4

    *Science*
    -becomes
    Disabled get millions of years of science filled into my brain
    Become the next Steven hawking
    Create a UA-cam channel about memes and shit

  • @RandomViewerOnline
    @RandomViewerOnline 5 років тому

    The Vivaldi thing in the begining was fucking hilarious and goddamn you should be more famous on UA-cam dude

  • @sadcena7204
    @sadcena7204 6 років тому +2

    WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO FRANK AND OLLIE!?!?!

  • @stuntman45666
    @stuntman45666 6 років тому

    2:42. Thank you so much for that LOL MOMENT at top 15s ridiculous voice. I just laughed my fucking ass off

  • @MistCellaneous-5
    @MistCellaneous-5 6 років тому +6

    Rule 9 is basically Tumblr

  • @conspiracybear1564
    @conspiracybear1564 6 років тому

    I love this channel so much I wish I could chain you up & force you to make content. Your upload consistency pisses me off.

  • @bharlie2080
    @bharlie2080 6 років тому +6

    S C I E N C E

  • @Big_H99
    @Big_H99 4 роки тому +2

    3:18 “you’ll notice Jews practicing circumcision.”

  • @lalala4940
    @lalala4940 6 років тому +6

    you should try to create a conspiracy and see if people on reddit talk about it

  • @bestbi3587
    @bestbi3587 4 роки тому

    1:51 I love that I immediately recognized that as The Prince of Egypt

  • @TwilightLanayru
    @TwilightLanayru 6 років тому +3

    We were bored so we stopped- FIN~

  • @planetzdr
    @planetzdr 6 років тому

    Freaking Prince of Egypt music over the ban of the person in his discord killed me 😂

  • @Xtoff
    @Xtoff 5 років тому +3

    What you really need is just a channel of Herstorian breathing on the mic or grunting from across the room. That'll get you those Internet money

  • @thefane8682
    @thefane8682 6 років тому

    Oh baby daddy uploaded

  • @hellawicked6184
    @hellawicked6184 6 років тому +5

    Can you do a 3 way with herstorian you and that guy in a field

  • @anastasiabananastasia
    @anastasiabananastasia 6 років тому

    I love ur vids ! 😊

  • @darkfang25
    @darkfang25 6 років тому +14

    You have to search rule34 mike_and_ollie lmao