I had a girlfriend that wanted to do something like this, I told her if she did our relationship was over. She brought it up later many times that I was holding her back from potential avenues to make money, instead of actually getting a fucking job and helping with the bills. I eventually broke up with her because I wanted to go to college and she didn't want me to. It been 2 years and I never regretted my decision!!!
You made the right move, good sir. When a girlfriend wants to sell their body to any degree, your only options are to support her or leave, because she's not going to change. So you're stuck leaving or being a pimp... either way you don't have a girlfriend anymore.
All men are going to deal with a female like this and it will be the only experience we need to learn from to pick better women . It’s sad but it’s life lmao
"SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THAT!!!" Beautiful. Had to stop right there to get this out. Ya know it's funny, over the years I've been saying how women doing porn type stuff being perceived as perfectly normal for a woman to do, from the way they dress (or not dress, as they just wear less and less every year) to the soft-core amateur shit they do online, it's all in the name of women empowerment, and how they shouldn't be slut-shamed for doing so, and all in the name of equal rights/women being treated equally. Amazing isn't it? Instead of women actually doing things like starting a company, becoming a CEO, curing diseases, walking on the moon, and actually, ya know, CONTRIBUTING TO SOCIETY, they think both things being fair and equal, as well as empowerment, comes from doing the job that not only anyone can do (and thus has no merit), but also rules out the chance of anyone EVER respecting you as a person (not to respect you as a woman, but to respect you simply as a decent fucking human being with a well rounded personality), except of course, other women who think the same thing. Sad part is, it's men's fault. Like Bill said, we just keep letting them get away wit a little more all the time because we wanna fuck 'em, and over the course of a few generations the outlook changes, leaving you as the old bitter man with outdated concepts (I'm 31 years old and I have days where I feel like I'm in the Twilight Zone because no one agrees with what I'm saying. Things everyone DID agree with when I was little because it was how I was taught and it was universally accepted). And if human history has taught us anything, is that EVERYTHING happens in cycles. Right now we're regressing back to the days when whores were respected but not expected to contribute to society the way that a man did. And a few centuries from now, the pendulum will begin to swing back the other way. For all the talk of "we must know history otherwise we're doomed to repeat it", we still can't escape our very nature.
***** Of the...roughly *200* facebook friends I have (I honestly don't care enough to know how many it is), I only follow about 30, most of which are indie musicians/bands I follow. I won't unfriend, nor will I delete my account (I still like to network), but I gave up on all the attention-seeking people BS a long time ago. To this day, I see ANYTHING on my wall that bothers me, I either unfollow that person, or request not to see posts from whatever page they're sharing from.
+fredguy2 just cause I get a hooker doesn't mean I like or respect her, or want my daughter to be one, its not a double standard to tell your kids not to work at McDonald's because they're better than that and then take them to there to eat
tylerdurden3891 I'm a woman and i agree with you completely. Equating empowerment with titillation and eroticism starts from a very young age where little girls dress are taught to be sexy and cool. Even mtv and disney are in the game. There's nothing empowering about taking your clothes off and helping men get off. Use your brain and do something productive.
Watching this July, 26the 2020. Shitnlike this is COMMON. I have 2 attractive roomates that make a considerable more amount of $$$ than me, 10.50/hr (security job). If my ass can make it buying cigs, beer, just a bunch of bs and pay rent and other bills than ik damn well anyones can. The lack of Morales in ppl is honestly scary. Imagine finding out ur gf of 6 months bought you a birthday gift through making dudes bust a nut lmao COULDN'T BE ME
..."you are not even her boyfriend at this point, you are just an entourage member: hey where we goin' tonight? hey thats cool!"... that sums up a lot of males these days...
+Nicole Legere She'd probably rationalize it somehow, especially since it's the guy complaining about it, but yeah this is one question I'd have loved to hear her take.
Give them an inch and they'll take a mile. "Honeyyyyyy you know I want to be an escort it's my dream." Not like this guy sounds particularly attached to this woman as a human being.
If a future employer looks you up on the internet, there's always a shot that the picture comes up. Never underestimate the power that federal background checks have. That's a terrible idea for the girl as well as a guy letting her do that while staying her boyfriend.
Doesn't even need to be a federal check. I used to hire people and conduct my own background checks. Your jaw would hit the floor if you knew the shit I would uncover on seemingly normal people.
the truck noise killed me
So good!
beep beep
abandon ship
Lmao...this shit keeps me sane at work, shit is hilarious.
+Franklin Benjamin™ also keeps me going at work
Lol - "Dude there's no way you love this woman".
true
This is an instant MMPC classic.
“I like the attention it gets”
🚨 RED ALERT 🚨
🚨 ALL HANDS TO BATTLE-STATIONS 🚨
🚨 THIS IS NOT A DRILL 🚨
mr. burr is right on this topic. that guy should immediately dump her and stay away from her
I had a girlfriend that wanted to do something like this, I told her if she did our relationship was over. She brought it up later many times that I was holding her back from potential avenues to make money, instead of actually getting a fucking job and helping with the bills. I eventually broke up with her because I wanted to go to college and she didn't want me to. It been 2 years and I never regretted my decision!!!
You made the right move, good sir. When a girlfriend wants to sell their body to any degree, your only options are to support her or leave, because she's not going to change. So you're stuck leaving or being a pimp... either way you don't have a girlfriend anymore.
This is a great example of your brain overriding your dick when making decisions. Good going dude! Keep your eyes open!
Nice one 👍
Used panties aside, she didn't want you to go to college? What a drain of a person she sounded like.
All men are going to deal with a female like this and it will be the only experience we need to learn from to pick better women . It’s sad but it’s life lmao
Yep.
Some dudes need to be reminded what "Putting your foot down" means...this type of situation is exactly when to do it.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THAT!!!" Beautiful. Had to stop right there to get this out.
Ya know it's funny, over the years I've been saying how women doing porn type stuff being perceived as perfectly normal for a woman to do, from the way they dress (or not dress, as they just wear less and less every year) to the soft-core amateur shit they do online, it's all in the name of women empowerment, and how they shouldn't be slut-shamed for doing so, and all in the name of equal rights/women being treated equally.
Amazing isn't it? Instead of women actually doing things like starting a company, becoming a CEO, curing diseases, walking on the moon, and actually, ya know, CONTRIBUTING TO SOCIETY, they think both things being fair and equal, as well as empowerment, comes from doing the job that not only anyone can do (and thus has no merit), but also rules out the chance of anyone EVER respecting you as a person (not to respect you as a woman, but to respect you simply as a decent fucking human being with a well rounded personality), except of course, other women who think the same thing.
Sad part is, it's men's fault. Like Bill said, we just keep letting them get away wit a little more all the time because we wanna fuck 'em, and over the course of a few generations the outlook changes, leaving you as the old bitter man with outdated concepts (I'm 31 years old and I have days where I feel like I'm in the Twilight Zone because no one agrees with what I'm saying. Things everyone DID agree with when I was little because it was how I was taught and it was universally accepted).
And if human history has taught us anything, is that EVERYTHING happens in cycles. Right now we're regressing back to the days when whores were respected but not expected to contribute to society the way that a man did. And a few centuries from now, the pendulum will begin to swing back the other way. For all the talk of "we must know history otherwise we're doomed to repeat it", we still can't escape our very nature.
*****
Of the...roughly *200* facebook friends I have (I honestly don't care enough to know how many it is), I only follow about 30, most of which are indie musicians/bands I follow. I won't unfriend, nor will I delete my account (I still like to network), but I gave up on all the attention-seeking people BS a long time ago. To this day, I see ANYTHING on my wall that bothers me, I either unfollow that person, or request not to see posts from whatever page they're sharing from.
Amen Brotha!
+tylerdurden3891 So then stop watching porn and beating off. These double standards are hilarious.
+fredguy2 just cause I get a hooker doesn't mean I like or respect her, or want my daughter to be one, its not a double standard to tell your kids not to work at McDonald's because they're better than that and then take them to there to eat
tylerdurden3891 I'm a woman and i agree with you completely. Equating empowerment with titillation and eroticism starts from a very young age where little girls dress are taught to be sexy and cool. Even mtv and disney are in the game.
There's nothing empowering about taking your clothes off and helping men get off. Use your brain and do something productive.
Sounds like she's been watching Orange is the New Black.
+ChemicalNBC Loool!!!!
+MCWon212 Totally Orange is the New Black!!
Nah, Wentworth is Clam Oz. Orange isn't hardcore at all
That dump truck sound was perfect.
"i like the attention it gets" run.
The way Bill Burr tells him to shit the fuck up lmao! This never gets old.
LOL the dump truck impersonation made me laugh out loud
BEEP BEEP BEEP
Bill on fucking fire! or Boston FIYA
Finally! I was wondering when we were gonna get the old Billiam back! He'd been going easy on the rabid feminists as of late...
thats is a crazy story.
1:45 Bills flips his switch
Has it now become sexist to not want your girlfriend to post nude pics online?
4:32
I’m laughing so hard at how pissed Bill is with this guy. 😂😂😂
that truck noise sounded so real.
Ikr that was incredibly well done. I wish Bill did more impressions like that in his stand up acts.
Holy shot he got pissed off on this one lol
Holy shit man
5:48 Bill! ...shhh
Bill "This is not the mother of your kids" Burr
Watching this July, 26the 2020. Shitnlike this is COMMON. I have 2 attractive roomates that make a considerable more amount of $$$ than me, 10.50/hr (security job). If my ass can make it buying cigs, beer, just a bunch of bs and pay rent and other bills than ik damn well anyones can. The lack of Morales in ppl is honestly scary. Imagine finding out ur gf of 6 months bought you a birthday gift through making dudes bust a nut lmao COULDN'T BE ME
You know you can post a picture of yourself online and not show your face.
I wonder if Bill's heard of OnlyFans yet
Depends on how much she is getting.
You can handle this one of two ways, either break up with her cuz you disagree with the lifestyle choice or....... Buy a camera 😜😅
ole Billy Tangerine Taint does it again
beep beeep beeep beep
Nia would not be ok with this. Are you nuts?
ghost her. get fixed and never marry.
Bill sounded off like a man! Even a little like Tom Leykis with "dump that bitch".
Kids could see mom on internet and be ashamed picked onnfrom kids
Meat Clever and a Hardon. I call that band name!
No face on pics.
..."you are not even her boyfriend at this point, you are just an entourage member: hey where we goin' tonight? hey thats cool!"... that sums up a lot of males these days...
Thats fuckin SIMPS for ya
@@Daniel-vu4qu SIIIMPS EVERYWHERE 😂
"I like the attention it gets" to me sounds like she's already did it.
Attention is synonyms with worship for most women.
Best comedian ever.
I would love to hear Nia's take on this.
+Nicole Legere No! no you don't.
+Nicole Legere Here's Nia's take on it. You go girl! This guy is a piece of shit for questioning you!
+Nicole Legere She'd probably rationalize it somehow, especially since it's the guy complaining about it, but yeah this is one question I'd have loved to hear her take.
"I dont see the problem, she needs a little money and this guy, who is suposed to be her boyfriend, is stopping her."
+Nicole Legere I think Nia would think it's bullshit too. Bill wouldn't have married her if Nia would do this kind of shit.
Give them an inch and they'll take a mile. "Honeyyyyyy you know I want to be an escort it's my dream." Not like this guy sounds particularly attached to this woman as a human being.
Sittin in a dumptruck, listening to this xD
We really need follow ups on most of these
This guy probably didn't write back because he stayed with her and now they're in an open marriage with 2 kids and 3 stds between em.
I'm the guy that ended up buying em. Worth every penny ; )
Where they covered in clam juice?
+Your Angry Friend Ooooo yes they were. Tasted just like oyster juice.
+Your Angry Friend Clamato😏
Profoundly Offended GROSSSS
You make me sick
LOL @ "Snap 12 to 6!"
+Always Learnin' I thought the "Z" and the head swivel was still in style. I'm behind the times. LOL
3:40
Panties, bras, shoes - the lot. They're all on Ebay.
🤣😂😂😱"PANTYSNIFFER FUCKIN WEBSITE!!LOLOLOL!!OH MAN!!THAT WAS FUCKING FUNNNNNY!!😁😁😊😀
5:03-5:10 lol
“Fuck Denny’s bruh” - Theo Von
“Blowin some guy behind a Denny’s after eatin bad scrambled eggs” - The origin of Theos beef with Denny’s
Hm, anyone wanna buy my boxers? Freshly shit in!
How much??
1:05 I said sure what's the haaaaarm lol
Wtf are these women Jésus Christ
As I scroll down to read these comments I'm lmao Hahahahaha
0:37 went full good will hunting right there
Perfection
If a future employer looks you up on the internet, there's always a shot that the picture comes up. Never underestimate the power that federal background checks have. That's a terrible idea for the girl as well as a guy letting her do that while staying her boyfriend.
Doesn't even need to be a federal check. I used to hire people and conduct my own background checks. Your jaw would hit the floor if you knew the shit I would uncover on seemingly normal people.
+Truth Teller Oh yeah? I'm sure that was fun. But yeah don't put stupid shit on the internet if you don't want employers looking it up.
6:39 who is this man, pls spell his name, so i can look him up
Kingdoms vice
Al Madrigal
You should upload the fast food/ egg part from the same MMPC lol I thought it was hilarious
You’re gonna get a nickname 😭