Bill Burr - Girlfriend Wants To Sell Her Panties Online

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  • Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
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  • @Stewy-
    @Stewy- 9 років тому +146

    the truck noise killed me

  •  9 років тому +70

    Lmao...this shit keeps me sane at work, shit is hilarious.

    • @supastar25
      @supastar25 9 років тому

      +Franklin Benjamin™ also keeps me going at work

  • @clifftrainor6774
    @clifftrainor6774 9 років тому +188

    Lol - "Dude there's no way you love this woman".

  • @cursivedubline5
    @cursivedubline5 9 років тому +74

    This is an instant MMPC classic.

  • @tylercullen2623
    @tylercullen2623 5 років тому +67

    “I like the attention it gets”
    🚨 RED ALERT 🚨
    🚨 ALL HANDS TO BATTLE-STATIONS 🚨
    🚨 THIS IS NOT A DRILL 🚨

  • @MrTheflyingman
    @MrTheflyingman 9 років тому +43

    mr. burr is right on this topic. that guy should immediately dump her and stay away from her

  • @MrDruism
    @MrDruism 7 років тому +24

    I had a girlfriend that wanted to do something like this, I told her if she did our relationship was over. She brought it up later many times that I was holding her back from potential avenues to make money, instead of actually getting a fucking job and helping with the bills. I eventually broke up with her because I wanted to go to college and she didn't want me to. It been 2 years and I never regretted my decision!!!

    • @peteranon8455
      @peteranon8455 7 років тому +1

      You made the right move, good sir. When a girlfriend wants to sell their body to any degree, your only options are to support her or leave, because she's not going to change. So you're stuck leaving or being a pimp... either way you don't have a girlfriend anymore.

    • @shizu-chan3942
      @shizu-chan3942 5 років тому

      This is a great example of your brain overriding your dick when making decisions. Good going dude! Keep your eyes open!

    • @nicowu5562
      @nicowu5562 3 роки тому

      Nice one 👍

    • @nohabloemojislosiento4930
      @nohabloemojislosiento4930 3 роки тому

      Used panties aside, she didn't want you to go to college? What a drain of a person she sounded like.

  • @zBryRobinson
    @zBryRobinson 5 років тому +27

    All men are going to deal with a female like this and it will be the only experience we need to learn from to pick better women . It’s sad but it’s life lmao

  • @supastar25
    @supastar25 9 років тому +24

    Some dudes need to be reminded what "Putting your foot down" means...this type of situation is exactly when to do it.

  • @Vaporvice84
    @Vaporvice84 9 років тому +48

    "SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THAT!!!" Beautiful. Had to stop right there to get this out.
    Ya know it's funny, over the years I've been saying how women doing porn type stuff being perceived as perfectly normal for a woman to do, from the way they dress (or not dress, as they just wear less and less every year) to the soft-core amateur shit they do online, it's all in the name of women empowerment, and how they shouldn't be slut-shamed for doing so, and all in the name of equal rights/women being treated equally.
    Amazing isn't it? Instead of women actually doing things like starting a company, becoming a CEO, curing diseases, walking on the moon, and actually, ya know, CONTRIBUTING TO SOCIETY, they think both things being fair and equal, as well as empowerment, comes from doing the job that not only anyone can do (and thus has no merit), but also rules out the chance of anyone EVER respecting you as a person (not to respect you as a woman, but to respect you simply as a decent fucking human being with a well rounded personality), except of course, other women who think the same thing.
    Sad part is, it's men's fault. Like Bill said, we just keep letting them get away wit a little more all the time because we wanna fuck 'em, and over the course of a few generations the outlook changes, leaving you as the old bitter man with outdated concepts (I'm 31 years old and I have days where I feel like I'm in the Twilight Zone because no one agrees with what I'm saying. Things everyone DID agree with when I was little because it was how I was taught and it was universally accepted).
    And if human history has taught us anything, is that EVERYTHING happens in cycles. Right now we're regressing back to the days when whores were respected but not expected to contribute to society the way that a man did. And a few centuries from now, the pendulum will begin to swing back the other way. For all the talk of "we must know history otherwise we're doomed to repeat it", we still can't escape our very nature.

    • @Vaporvice84
      @Vaporvice84 9 років тому +2

      *****
      Of the...roughly *200* facebook friends I have (I honestly don't care enough to know how many it is), I only follow about 30, most of which are indie musicians/bands I follow. I won't unfriend, nor will I delete my account (I still like to network), but I gave up on all the attention-seeking people BS a long time ago. To this day, I see ANYTHING on my wall that bothers me, I either unfollow that person, or request not to see posts from whatever page they're sharing from.

    • @pprdrolshfgh4460
      @pprdrolshfgh4460 9 років тому +1

      Amen Brotha!

    • @fredguy2
      @fredguy2 9 років тому +1

      +tylerdurden3891 So then stop watching porn and beating off. These double standards are hilarious.

    • @rossrobertson674
      @rossrobertson674 7 років тому +6

      +fredguy2 just cause I get a hooker doesn't mean I like or respect her, or want my daughter to be one, its not a double standard to tell your kids not to work at McDonald's because they're better than that and then take them to there to eat

    • @greent16
      @greent16 7 років тому +3

      tylerdurden3891 I'm a woman and i agree with you completely. Equating empowerment with titillation and eroticism starts from a very young age where little girls dress are taught to be sexy and cool. Even mtv and disney are in the game.
      There's nothing empowering about taking your clothes off and helping men get off. Use your brain and do something productive.

  • @MCWon212
    @MCWon212 9 років тому +64

    Sounds like she's been watching Orange is the New Black.

    • @edwardjones2202
      @edwardjones2202 9 років тому

      +ChemicalNBC Loool!!!!

    • @stephanrogers8947
      @stephanrogers8947 9 років тому

      +MCWon212 Totally Orange is the New Black!!

    • @TheMausymaus
      @TheMausymaus 8 років тому +2

      Nah, Wentworth is Clam Oz. Orange isn't hardcore at all

  • @paulyC
    @paulyC 7 років тому +3

    That dump truck sound was perfect.

  • @LaParka420
    @LaParka420 7 років тому +13

    "i like the attention it gets" run.

  • @isidrolopez3797
    @isidrolopez3797 5 років тому

    The way Bill Burr tells him to shit the fuck up lmao! This never gets old.

  • @hugobugsy
    @hugobugsy 7 років тому +2

    LOL the dump truck impersonation made me laugh out loud

  • @thedjames97
    @thedjames97 9 років тому +11

    BEEP BEEP BEEP

  • @MichaelJT_
    @MichaelJT_ 9 років тому +2

    Bill on fucking fire! or Boston FIYA

  • @michaeldukes4108
    @michaeldukes4108 9 років тому +7

    Finally! I was wondering when we were gonna get the old Billiam back! He'd been going easy on the rabid feminists as of late...

  • @zekemcfly5223
    @zekemcfly5223 9 років тому +7

    thats is a crazy story.

  • @blacksabbath1022
    @blacksabbath1022 5 років тому +1

    1:45 Bills flips his switch

  • @frederickbulsara8141
    @frederickbulsara8141 7 років тому +9

    Has it now become sexist to not want your girlfriend to post nude pics online?

  • @iRenz0
    @iRenz0 4 роки тому +2

    4:32
    I’m laughing so hard at how pissed Bill is with this guy. 😂😂😂

  • @MarvelousProductions
    @MarvelousProductions 9 років тому +3

    that truck noise sounded so real.

    • @EmeraldBayMovies
      @EmeraldBayMovies 5 років тому

      Ikr that was incredibly well done. I wish Bill did more impressions like that in his stand up acts.

  • @EmeraldBayMovies
    @EmeraldBayMovies 5 років тому +1

    Holy shot he got pissed off on this one lol

  • @MrMUSCLETEN
    @MrMUSCLETEN 9 років тому +4

    Holy shit man

  • @Account2129
    @Account2129 5 років тому +1

    5:48 Bill! ...shhh

  • @guglacownt5946
    @guglacownt5946 5 років тому

    Bill "This is not the mother of your kids" Burr

  • @rustin9938
    @rustin9938 4 роки тому +1

    Watching this July, 26the 2020. Shitnlike this is COMMON. I have 2 attractive roomates that make a considerable more amount of $$$ than me, 10.50/hr (security job). If my ass can make it buying cigs, beer, just a bunch of bs and pay rent and other bills than ik damn well anyones can. The lack of Morales in ppl is honestly scary. Imagine finding out ur gf of 6 months bought you a birthday gift through making dudes bust a nut lmao COULDN'T BE ME

  • @terig8974
    @terig8974 7 років тому +3

    You know you can post a picture of yourself online and not show your face.

  • @HittokiriBatosai
    @HittokiriBatosai 4 роки тому +3

    I wonder if Bill's heard of OnlyFans yet

  • @Dot0011
    @Dot0011 6 років тому +2

    Depends on how much she is getting.

  • @Estephan2013
    @Estephan2013 6 років тому +1

    You can handle this one of two ways, either break up with her cuz you disagree with the lifestyle choice or....... Buy a camera 😜😅

  • @ToGetToTerrapin
    @ToGetToTerrapin 9 років тому +2

    ole Billy Tangerine Taint does it again

  • @cjmproduction
    @cjmproduction 8 років тому

    beep beeep beeep beep

  • @brianbradley3886
    @brianbradley3886 9 років тому +1

    Nia would not be ok with this. Are you nuts?

  • @merrychristmas1022
    @merrychristmas1022 6 років тому +1

    ghost her. get fixed and never marry.

  • @KhemistryIBMOR
    @KhemistryIBMOR 9 років тому

    Bill sounded off like a man! Even a little like Tom Leykis with "dump that bitch".

  • @talksick508
    @talksick508 6 років тому

    Kids could see mom on internet and be ashamed picked onnfrom kids

  • @chance2smoke
    @chance2smoke 4 роки тому +1

    Meat Clever and a Hardon. I call that band name!

  • @Dot0011
    @Dot0011 6 років тому

    No face on pics.

  • @juan98374893
    @juan98374893 7 років тому +110

    ..."you are not even her boyfriend at this point, you are just an entourage member: hey where we goin' tonight? hey thats cool!"... that sums up a lot of males these days...

    • @Daniel-vu4qu
      @Daniel-vu4qu 4 роки тому +3

      Thats fuckin SIMPS for ya

    • @MotoTrist
      @MotoTrist 3 роки тому +2

      @@Daniel-vu4qu SIIIMPS EVERYWHERE 😂

  • @quasiczarcasm
    @quasiczarcasm 8 років тому +76

    "I like the attention it gets" to me sounds like she's already did it.

  • @PrinceRevolver
    @PrinceRevolver 9 років тому +45

    Attention is synonyms with worship for most women.

  • @brianbradley3886
    @brianbradley3886 9 років тому +33

    Best comedian ever.

  • @nicolelegere3501
    @nicolelegere3501 9 років тому +42

    I would love to hear Nia's take on this.

    • @psychobillynumbnuts1
      @psychobillynumbnuts1 9 років тому +17

      +Nicole Legere No! no you don't.

    • @TheDayZCowboy90
      @TheDayZCowboy90 9 років тому +32

      +Nicole Legere Here's Nia's take on it. You go girl! This guy is a piece of shit for questioning you!

    • @supastar25
      @supastar25 9 років тому +2

      +Nicole Legere She'd probably rationalize it somehow, especially since it's the guy complaining about it, but yeah this is one question I'd have loved to hear her take.

    • @JamesSmith-cm7sg
      @JamesSmith-cm7sg 9 років тому +26

      "I dont see the problem, she needs a little money and this guy, who is suposed to be her boyfriend, is stopping her."

    • @dogwondr
      @dogwondr 9 років тому +13

      +Nicole Legere I think Nia would think it's bullshit too. Bill wouldn't have married her if Nia would do this kind of shit.

  • @SugaryCoyote
    @SugaryCoyote 9 років тому +13

    Give them an inch and they'll take a mile. "Honeyyyyyy you know I want to be an escort it's my dream." Not like this guy sounds particularly attached to this woman as a human being.

  • @karljonavicius5811
    @karljonavicius5811 5 років тому +9

    Sittin in a dumptruck, listening to this xD

  • @Okiedude5
    @Okiedude5 5 років тому +7

    We really need follow ups on most of these

    • @nohabloemojislosiento4930
      @nohabloemojislosiento4930 3 роки тому

      This guy probably didn't write back because he stayed with her and now they're in an open marriage with 2 kids and 3 stds between em.

  • @profoundlyoffended2064
    @profoundlyoffended2064 9 років тому +44

    I'm the guy that ended up buying em. Worth every penny ; )

    • @Thealltimegreat1
      @Thealltimegreat1 9 років тому +18

      Where they covered in clam juice?

    • @profoundlyoffended2064
      @profoundlyoffended2064 9 років тому +8

      +Your Angry Friend Ooooo yes they were. Tasted just like oyster juice.

    • @KTKZon58
      @KTKZon58 8 років тому +1

      +Your Angry Friend Clamato😏

    • @Askarcher
      @Askarcher 7 років тому +1

      Profoundly Offended GROSSSS

    • @commonlogic3646
      @commonlogic3646 4 роки тому +1

      You make me sick

  • @fistoffries
    @fistoffries 9 років тому +10

    LOL @ "Snap 12 to 6!"

    • @JoseChavez-ct1db
      @JoseChavez-ct1db 8 років тому +1

      +Always Learnin' I thought the "Z" and the head swivel was still in style. I'm behind the times. LOL

  • @JustSomeGuyOk
    @JustSomeGuyOk 9 років тому +4

    3:40

  • @matthewstephens6848
    @matthewstephens6848 9 років тому +1

    Panties, bras, shoes - the lot. They're all on Ebay.

  • @deegee7974
    @deegee7974 5 років тому

    🤣😂😂😱"PANTYSNIFFER FUCKIN WEBSITE!!LOLOLOL!!OH MAN!!THAT WAS FUCKING FUNNNNNY!!😁😁😊😀

  • @christophergrey313
    @christophergrey313 9 років тому +2

    5:03-5:10 lol

  • @thedooktroops5608
    @thedooktroops5608 5 років тому

    “Fuck Denny’s bruh” - Theo Von
    “Blowin some guy behind a Denny’s after eatin bad scrambled eggs” - The origin of Theos beef with Denny’s

  • @acrustykrab
    @acrustykrab 6 років тому

    Hm, anyone wanna buy my boxers? Freshly shit in!

  • @theinnersleeves3871
    @theinnersleeves3871 7 років тому +1

    How much??

  • @gregjohnson7666
    @gregjohnson7666 Рік тому

    1:05 I said sure what's the haaaaarm lol

  • @diarbeida9923
    @diarbeida9923 5 років тому

    Wtf are these women Jésus Christ

  • @BIGGOODBOY
    @BIGGOODBOY 9 років тому

    As I scroll down to read these comments I'm lmao Hahahahaha

  • @pwnership3292
    @pwnership3292 4 роки тому

    0:37 went full good will hunting right there

  • @jimmah3k932
    @jimmah3k932 5 років тому

    Perfection

  • @WeretigerX
    @WeretigerX 9 років тому +4

    If a future employer looks you up on the internet, there's always a shot that the picture comes up. Never underestimate the power that federal background checks have. That's a terrible idea for the girl as well as a guy letting her do that while staying her boyfriend.

    • @truthteller4442
      @truthteller4442 9 років тому +3

      Doesn't even need to be a federal check. I used to hire people and conduct my own background checks. Your jaw would hit the floor if you knew the shit I would uncover on seemingly normal people.

    • @WeretigerX
      @WeretigerX 9 років тому

      +Truth Teller Oh yeah? I'm sure that was fun. But yeah don't put stupid shit on the internet if you don't want employers looking it up.

  • @Buraak97
    @Buraak97 5 років тому

    6:39 who is this man, pls spell his name, so i can look him up

  • @gonzof90
    @gonzof90 9 років тому

    You should upload the fast food/ egg part from the same MMPC lol I thought it was hilarious

  • @hititandquitit69
    @hititandquitit69 4 роки тому

    You’re gonna get a nickname 😭