I got married in my parent's backyard. We spent under $1000 and it was a total blast! We had beer pong, bags, playing cards, and a bonfire! It was very laid back and it was a great day.
Even that's tame unless you end up fighting hordes upon hordes of zombies together bonnie and clyde style on your way to Washington D.C alongside other bands and gangs in your way to get the nuclear football and have MINDBOGGLING sex while intercontinental ballistic missiles holding thermonuclear payloads cleanse the earth. That right there is called spicing up your bedroom.
Andrew is right about how good roasted broccoli is, and it's cheating with how simple it is to make it delicious. Basic: a little drizzle of oil and some salt and pepper, roast until you get charring. Bam, that's already fuckin fantastic. Choose a spice mix from your grocer or dollar store and you've got even more flavor custom to what you feel like. It's seriously so simple and tasty as a side dish.
@@theschnozzler yeah but when you listen to it in the background while doing something else its pretty neat that you dont have to stop everything youre doing to manually skip it
Bros actually have no idea how scary it can be to say no. Sounds gross to say it but it is. Especially if you don't know them since you have no idea what they are capable of 😟 Lesson is be careful exploring kinks, bad actors are all over. That transition to Mint was seamless yet bold. Made me lul ty
Congratulations to Matt and Monique! It did not start with Queen Victoria. Generally they were modest until Charles and Diana got married and then everyone said "I'm special. I deserve the best". Now people bankrupt themselves for week long receptions and to hell with putting a down payment on a house. And they still kidnap women for marriage.
The prima nocta thing where someone could sleep with the wife first on the wedding night was an English thing and it wasn't super common as far as I know. It was popularized in the film braveheart
Prima nocta is only from second hand sources about what countries say their enemies have done. We have no first hand sources of Prima nocta actually happening. But it’s from the dawn of time (the epic of Gilgamesh shows that he’s a bad king because he practices Prima nocta).
Yeah, I'mma call bs on the english doing that... they were very religious in those days - there's no easier way to get a lynch mob on your head than to force your subject's daughters to sleep with you - then there are the other nobles, who were also very religious, having an issue with their lord engaging in adultery like this who probably was married to one of their daughters, which they would see as an insult to their family... it's literally the worst decision a ruler could make, as it would piss off both his subjects and his support structure, not to mention the clergy would excomunicate him faster than it would take him to get hard.
I can just imagine u driving past folk and all they hear is abt gaggig when sucking someone off😭 im sure u dont have it on blast but thats just hilarious to me
my favorite salad recipe: white cheddar, baby spinach, candied walnuts (i don't like nuts so i switch it to wontons), maple cider vinaigrette, turkey bacon strips, gala apple slices. the absolute best.
I know right haha. He needs to preface what he says with “I’m not sure about this, but I heard…” or something like that, and be more okay with being wrong or being challenged. But tbh all of the boys are stubborn to some degree, Andrew and Kaya are just the most id say
Andrew is the one who’s always wrong Jackson and Kaya are always obsessed with cucks and boogie and Charlie hardly ever has anything to say. I actually don’t know why I listen to this garbage anymore.
Kaya looking ABSOLUTELY guilty of some crime after the cut back from the Mint Mobile ad 🤣🤣🤣. This man's browser history has to be so egregious...I would pay a good $20 just to see one month of it.
With all of the tier lists, and now Charlie saying he loves Hershey's and how it's really good, it is now confirmed there's something wrong with his tastebuds
I have tried those taste test strips and I am genetically predisposed to dislike broccoli. I don't care what you do to it or how you cook it, it's still the exact same intense bitter flavour.
Bro, my family wanted to put a whole stick of butter into the stove top stuffing, and I had to fight them on it. And when I had only put to tablespoons of olive oil, they actually didnt notice a damn thing. Funny that
About sweets n chocolate I’ve always preferred fruity sweets but in the uk there was something called crunchie rocks by cadburys and that’s the best thing I’ve ever had. Idk if they still do them but they’re 10/10 and if you’ve left them in a warm room and they’re a little melted it’s even better. And this is from someone who isn’t really a chocolate fan😂 last time I had it was a few years ago whilst coming down from acid and istg it nearly sobered me up it was that good🤣. I do love sweets though I didn’t until recently I has some edibles what were starburst and they was that nice I kept eating full packs and being wasted😂
You know what they call the best biscuit in Australia? Chocolate Royales. It’s a cookie base with jam and marshmallow covered in chocolate. Sold in boxes of 10.
Yall do realize that there are more people with perfectly fine sex lives who perform cuckoldry than people who post online about how they regret it, right? There are tons of kinks that people try and it turns out that they're not into it, shit happens. This weird "she sees you're not a man anymore so she chooses the bigger man" shit is childish. Some people don't have all these weird hangups about sex and dominance and some people do and they find something else that works. If they get traumatized, that's life, dude you gotta move on.
You are very wrong Andrew, getting married wasn't as easy as saying hey let's get married. Also alot of weddings weren't arranged in history lmao, just the royals and such. Average people didn't usually have an arranged marriage. Y'all are shit on history lol.
Sorry, but you are also confidently wrong, haha. This is why Andrew needs to look shit up while speaking! Haha. More marriages occurred in the past (and therefore arranged marriages) than ever had in the last (more liberal) 100 years or so. As of last year, 55% of all marriages were arranged. All marriages. Not in the country. Not on the continent. ALL marriages. Arranged marriages make up more than 90% in India which has nearly 5 times the population of the US. And, in addition to that, more marriages in history have been polygamous, where (usually) the man has additional wives. #themoreyouknow
@@taylorkierpiec6879 listening to their man banter is so much fun. It’s like eavesdropping on a conversation in a restaurant they think no one can really hear lol
I think a lot of wedding stuff (and the world itself) has moved too far from family. Weddings used to be about the Union of a family, and sentimental dresses and rings were more important than flashy anything
The modern wedding is pretty close to how the Roman's did it, also the prema nocta thing doesn't really have any evidence of having been a really thing.
Read thread topic: I’m not sure how much there actually is behind it to make a full video but there was two accounts of people who made a car engine run off of water and then died
I can’t agree with Andrew more about the sweet potatoes. Going to chain steakhouses like Texas Roadhouse or Outback and order a baked sweet potato and they say “do you want to load it with brown sugar and marshmallows?” Like no give me sour cream and butter it’s a god damn potato. And they have the gaul to look at me like I’m the weird one
This reminds me of these guys who gets their gf to agree on open relationships, but then regret it when the gf gets a lots of dates but the guy gets none 😂
They put marshmallows on sweet potatoes in the south!!!! This is true. But sweet potatoes by themselves are super fore with a glass of milk. Fuck me up 😊
Wendigoon would’ve had an aneurysm with this episode
I'm glad they don't usually subject guests to these kinds of episodes lmao
@@vinyldash2333 some of them roll with it though sometimes and it becomes a great episode 😂
Same with Justin Whang
Someone fill me in. Why?
@@starscanscream3184 he's a devout Christian he would've been grossed out.
I got married in my parent's backyard. We spent under $1000 and it was a total blast! We had beer pong, bags, playing cards, and a bonfire! It was very laid back and it was a great day.
Cool! Hope you had a wonderful day
Sounds fun as hell! Was in the 2000s by chance? Lmao
i'm glad you managed to make your wedding memorable and affordable at the same time
@@Arbaz3102 no this was actually this past August! We got very lucky with the weather too
@@중학부-튀르키예지진 it was a blast and everyone said it was one of the most fun weddings they had gone to!
The whole deadpan bull conversation had me in tears holy shit
I just squatted 255 for the first time and I guarantee I couldn't have done it without listen to the official podcast baby let's go!
Jacksons astonishment about running out of a renewable resource was really something
He always been this ignorant and dumb.
If my husband doesn't suggest "attracting zombies for apocalypse style combat" as a way of spicing things up in the bedroom, he may not be the one.
You. I like the way you think.
Even that's tame unless you end up fighting hordes upon hordes of zombies together bonnie and clyde style on your way to Washington D.C alongside other bands and gangs in your way to get the nuclear football and have MINDBOGGLING sex while intercontinental ballistic missiles holding thermonuclear payloads cleanse the earth. That right there is called spicing up your bedroom.
The music starting and then stopping for a moment for kaya to say "that was a gross episode" was a great addittion tbh
1:04:54 "So Gelato is Creamy and Sorbet is Sweet" Jackson do you have any idea how little that narrows this down
Sorbet is fruit purée sugar and water gelato is just a thicker version of normal ice cream
The 4 moving people at the start did jumpscared me, lol
Me birdwatching: "Man, i better get up there and fly, otherwise I'm a cuck!"
I really like Andrew's new camera angle
I want the old one back, this one looks like a weird nosecam lol
@@Hezelpulchre agreed! older angle made him look way better
@@Hezelpulchre nothing wrong with looking your age, it's just that in this case, Andrew's adding a few more years due to that bad camera angle
This episode feels like a return to form. I thoroughly enjoyed it
Andrew is right about how good roasted broccoli is, and it's cheating with how simple it is to make it delicious. Basic: a little drizzle of oil and some salt and pepper, roast until you get charring. Bam, that's already fuckin fantastic.
Choose a spice mix from your grocer or dollar store and you've got even more flavor custom to what you feel like.
It's seriously so simple and tasty as a side dish.
Congrats to Charlie and Andrew for finally settling down together, it's nice to finally see them commit
The way he said REESE cup so many times made it seem like rage bait.
Sponsor skip is a lifesaver for this podcast lol
Eh they mark the sponsors in chapters so it's easy to manually skip
@@theschnozzler yeah but when you listen to it in the background while doing something else its pretty neat that you dont have to stop everything youre doing to manually skip it
@@dagamerturtleif you're on Android you could get UA-cam Revanced and it has built in ad skip
Amen
UA-camvanced does it automatically
Just finished listening on Patreon earlier, y'all are in for a treat with this one
Made my long shift a good whole lot better.
I listened li e during the recording. He's stretching the truth a bit
AYE what's up Patreon peep 😎
Always a treat with these gents
When is the next episode of criminally stupid?
Bros actually have no idea how scary it can be to say no. Sounds gross to say it but it is. Especially if you don't know them since you have no idea what they are capable of 😟
Lesson is be careful exploring kinks, bad actors are all over.
That transition to Mint was seamless yet bold. Made me lul ty
That's true tbf
Thumbnail made me sad
really? it makes me thirsty
Thumbnail made tears come down my beard
😢
Sad made me thumbnail.
Me sad thumbnail made
Congratulations to Matt and Monique! It did not start with Queen Victoria. Generally they were modest until Charles and Diana got married and then everyone said "I'm special. I deserve the best". Now people bankrupt themselves for week long receptions and to hell with putting a down payment on a house. And they still kidnap women for marriage.
Charlie saying Reese’s instead of Reese’s is top notch English
What
You wrote it the same way twice
@@sinistrality yes because the pronunciation changes, not the word. For example either and either
congrats to andrew and charlie on their marriage ❤
The prima nocta thing where someone could sleep with the wife first on the wedding night was an English thing and it wasn't super common as far as I know. It was popularized in the film braveheart
"If we cant kick them out, we'll breed them out"
The fucking English.
Prima nocta is only from second hand sources about what countries say their enemies have done. We have no first hand sources of Prima nocta actually happening. But it’s from the dawn of time (the epic of Gilgamesh shows that he’s a bad king because he practices Prima nocta).
@ThePigKnight Genghis didn't wait for first night. And look at us. Filthy mud bloods lok
Yeah, I'mma call bs on the english doing that... they were very religious in those days - there's no easier way to get a lynch mob on your head than to force your subject's daughters to sleep with you - then there are the other nobles, who were also very religious, having an issue with their lord engaging in adultery like this who probably was married to one of their daughters, which they would see as an insult to their family... it's literally the worst decision a ruler could make, as it would piss off both his subjects and his support structure, not to mention the clergy would excomunicate him faster than it would take him to get hard.
The boys must have lobotomized Charlie at some point lol the lights are on but nobody is home
at certain points he’s just playing a video game and using them as background noises. At least he didn’t play for the entire episode in this one
He always seems like he wants to be anywhere else. Little to no input and barely ever listening.
"that was a gross episode"" lmao love kaya
The only podcast I listen to on my 1 hour drive to work❤
I can just imagine u driving past folk and all they hear is abt gaggig when sucking someone off😭 im sure u dont have it on blast but thats just hilarious to me
Always a Banger
@StanDarsch010 Love your profile pic & name
@@Shazoo1997 lol Wanna go to a timeshare?
This podcast can easily make my week
@40:10 Amdrew drooling thinking of Tiana
"would you buy a chocolate bar if it cost 9$" bro move to Canada and find out 🎉
All the boys with webcam 🎉🎉🎉🎉
nahhh
my favorite salad recipe: white cheddar, baby spinach, candied walnuts (i don't like nuts so i switch it to wontons), maple cider vinaigrette, turkey bacon strips, gala apple slices. the absolute best.
Try it with some arugula mix, the kick complements the richness of the nuts and cheese
I didnt know what tears in beards meant but wow i wasnt expecting that lmao
Why is Andrew always so wrong so confidently. Everyone always just goes silent because they don't want to argue lmao.
I know right haha. He needs to preface what he says with “I’m not sure about this, but I heard…” or something like that, and be more okay with being wrong or being challenged. But tbh all of the boys are stubborn to some degree, Andrew and Kaya are just the most id say
Andrew always pretends to be educated on shit he knows nothing about
@@FatRat-ow9xmthat's kinda what he built his career on when combined with humour
Andrew is the one who’s always wrong Jackson and Kaya are always obsessed with cucks and boogie and Charlie hardly ever has anything to say. I actually don’t know why I listen to this garbage anymore.
It's so true. It makes me cringe. 😭 You don't always have to say everything with your chest. IDK why he does that.
Babe wake up, new episode of Official Podcast just dropped 🗣🗣🗣
This episode had me cackling
47:00 if you eat poo and I find out I'm leaking that sheet 🤢 everyone will know 😂
40:47 im dead 😂😂
Kaya looking ABSOLUTELY guilty of some crime after the cut back from the Mint Mobile ad 🤣🤣🤣. This man's browser history has to be so egregious...I would pay a good $20 just to see one month of it.
Bout time you bastards had all the cameras working 😂
Hearing you pronounce creme brulee with that accent is so funny
weddings have been around for 4000 years, and any royal wedding would've been a large one (especially a unification wedding)
The idea of making kumara a dessert is revolting and probably technically treason.
With all of the tier lists, and now Charlie saying he loves Hershey's and how it's really good, it is now confirmed there's something wrong with his tastebuds
The sweet potato recipe that Andrew was talking about at the end is called “Candied Yams” it’s a holiday food
The marshmallows on the sweet potatoes are a thanksgiving tradition in my family
The Taj Mahal also killed lego for me, it's a cursed set
Tears in beards
Teards, if you will
Bears even
I have tried those taste test strips and I am genetically predisposed to dislike broccoli. I don't care what you do to it or how you cook it, it's still the exact same intense bitter flavour.
Prima Nocta was a myth that developed after the Middle Ages from historians interested in creating negative portrayals of the dark ages
Victorians were very salty about Medieval times.
John B Goodenough
Also, congrats to Matt
Be warned non patreon friends this one is a weird one😂 I made the mistake of listening while I was at work 😂❤
Same
@@wavesrenegades2747 HAHAHAHA OMG I feel that fam😂🙏
Same, while eating on lunch break 💀
kaya has to be a closeted gay
@@casualhamburger9607 LMFAOOOOOOOO😭🤣
How have yall never heard of candied yams? Thats a regular holliday dish for me growing up....
Bro, my family wanted to put a whole stick of butter into the stove top stuffing, and I had to fight them on it. And when I had only put to tablespoons of olive oil, they actually didnt notice a damn thing. Funny that
Which host was andrew referring to during the mint mobile ad?
57:40 best flavor of cheesecake is pumpkin pie cheesecake
the best dessert is cheesecake fight me
About sweets n chocolate I’ve always preferred fruity sweets but in the uk there was something called crunchie rocks by cadburys and that’s the best thing I’ve ever had. Idk if they still do them but they’re 10/10 and if you’ve left them in a warm room and they’re a little melted it’s even better. And this is from someone who isn’t really a chocolate fan😂 last time I had it was a few years ago whilst coming down from acid and istg it nearly sobered me up it was that good🤣. I do love sweets though I didn’t until recently I has some edibles what were starburst and they was that nice I kept eating full packs and being wasted😂
You know what they call the best biscuit in Australia? Chocolate Royales. It’s a cookie base with jam and marshmallow covered in chocolate. Sold in boxes of 10.
Yall do realize that there are more people with perfectly fine sex lives who perform cuckoldry than people who post online about how they regret it, right? There are tons of kinks that people try and it turns out that they're not into it, shit happens. This weird "she sees you're not a man anymore so she chooses the bigger man" shit is childish. Some people don't have all these weird hangups about sex and dominance and some people do and they find something else that works. If they get traumatized, that's life, dude you gotta move on.
Cuck
the diryt finger story reminded me of stutjoe from watp
right after the r/sissy topic I got an ad that opened up with: “Do it for less!” and I LOST IT
“ I’m paraphrasing some other dumb ass I watch.” - top right guy
Andrew doesn't deserve to be called that 💀
@@untermensch787 who is andrew?
@@biggerbean1946"top right guy" some other dumb ass in the comments
@@biggerbean1946 he's the "top right guy" apparently.. top left is Jackson, top right is Andrew, bottom left is Charlie and bottom right is Kaya
I always love to be one of the first to listen!
Tears Stuck in the Beard could be a great song title.
Reddit readings are always entertaining
“Then I had to go to the ball game, so I dipped out.”
The r/sissy part feels like it’s targeting me 😂😂😂
That's not good. Nor is it healthy. You can absolutely do better for yourself, and I wish you luck in doing so. Rise above and beyond bro.
You are very wrong Andrew, getting married wasn't as easy as saying hey let's get married. Also alot of weddings weren't arranged in history lmao, just the royals and such. Average people didn't usually have an arranged marriage. Y'all are shit on history lol.
Sorry, but you are also confidently wrong, haha. This is why Andrew needs to look shit up while speaking! Haha. More marriages occurred in the past (and therefore arranged marriages) than ever had in the last (more liberal) 100 years or so. As of last year, 55% of all marriages were arranged. All marriages. Not in the country. Not on the continent. ALL marriages. Arranged marriages make up more than 90% in India which has nearly 5 times the population of the US. And, in addition to that, more marriages in history have been polygamous, where (usually) the man has additional wives.
#themoreyouknow
Not everyone is an expert on marriage.
i love these episodes where they talk about whatever instead of random twitter bullshit
Yall should do a video on operation high jump and how the U.S. deemed Admiral Byrd insane for finding a green landmass in Antarctica
Once again feeling like I’m not the target audience but shit this is funny as hell 😂😂
They definitely appreciate women viewers, (as a women myself)
It's not really funny
@@FrawgfithAmbloseyour right it’s freaking hilarious
@@taylorkierpiec6879 listening to their man banter is so much fun. It’s like eavesdropping on a conversation in a restaurant they think no one can really hear lol
@@FrawgfithAmblose don’t care didn’t ask
Tbh I'd rather be my normal 2024 peasant self than even be a king back then. The sheer quality of life is probably still higher in most regards.
Did this podcast give Andrew the idea to make a “how it’s made” Tiktok? Because that came out almost the same day as the podcast 😂👌
Calling it a “Reese cup” should be illegal
Andrew is getting old
21:27 LMFAO
I think a lot of wedding stuff (and the world itself) has moved too far from family. Weddings used to be about the Union of a family, and sentimental dresses and rings were more important than flashy anything
The modern wedding is pretty close to how the Roman's did it, also the prema nocta thing doesn't really have any evidence of having been a really thing.
Listening to this class right after giving a presentation........I feel dirty
Only this show can go from “the effects of eating your bulls creampie” to “what’s your favourite yummy wummy desert”
And then combining the two
Read thread topic: I’m not sure how much there actually is behind it to make a full video but there was two accounts of people who made a car engine run off of water and then died
Maybe I just gotta be a good friend again 😂
Gooners say it's not tears. I say I hope this one is the happy one, because I need it.
In Poland you party hard for at least 2 days 😂
the outro hit hard after
Congrats to Matt 🎉🥂🍾🥳🤵👰
The intro music goes hard at 2x speed
Sounds like an Undertale boss fight
I think 1.75x is the happy medium. Almost sounds like a DnB remix.
Tiktok brain
Bro, a Willy wonka X mad max movie sounds bonkers😂☠️☠️
JACKSON w the beard is an 11/10
What the fuck kind of Spinach is Andrew eating where it's crunchy to the same degree as lettuce? Does he mean Kale?
Congratulations Andrew and Charlie on your wedding ❤
I love how smart Jackson is
Smart?
@@FrawgfithAmblose I shudder at the implications of his comment.
Tears in beards is poetic
Golden Gaytime 😂 ice cream for dessert 😋 Creme brulee is the elite person dessert so ... Jackson that's the problem 😂
That mint mobile ad just triggered me. Do they not understand the currency symbol goes before the value🤣🤣🤣🤣
I can’t agree with Andrew more about the sweet potatoes. Going to chain steakhouses like Texas Roadhouse or Outback and order a baked sweet potato and they say “do you want to load it with brown sugar and marshmallows?” Like no give me sour cream and butter it’s a god damn potato. And they have the gaul to look at me like I’m the weird one
Clucky - wanting to have babies. Like chickens
We use that in Minnesota, and I've heard it in Colorado also, but only like 2 people lol.
This reminds me of these guys who gets their gf to agree on open relationships, but then regret it when the gf gets a lots of dates but the guy gets none 😂
Tears in beards is a hard band name
Tears over beers
They put marshmallows on sweet potatoes in the south!!!! This is true. But sweet potatoes by themselves are super fore with a glass of milk. Fuck me up 😊
"clucky" like a hen sitting on eggs (cluck cluck)