MY FAIR LADY DIMITRESCU | Resident Evil: Village - Part 2

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  • Опубліковано 8 тра 2021
  • We finally set eyes on the POWERFUL and RESPECTABLE visage of the true protagonist of Resident Evil Village!
    Resident Evil 7 ► • WELCOME TO THE FAMILY!...
    Resident Evil 2 ► • PEEK-A-BOO! | Resident...
    Resident Evil 3 ► • THE NEMESIS RETURNS | ...
    Scary Games Playlist ► • Scary Games!
    Horror Outro ► / haunted
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 12 тис.

  • @manyu9294
    @manyu9294 3 роки тому +4719

    **Elena falls into the fire**
    "IF ONLY YOU WERE 9FT TALL!"

    • @blessedarethepeacemakers.1457
      @blessedarethepeacemakers.1457 3 роки тому +55

      Lady Dimitrescu

    • @user-sm9lq1di7s
      @user-sm9lq1di7s 3 роки тому +26

      𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕 𝚕𝚊𝚍𝚢 𝚍𝚒𝚖𝚒𝚝𝚛𝚜𝚌𝚞 𝚍𝚒𝚍𝚗𝚝 𝚏𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚍𝚒𝚘𝚝-

    • @megalosergamer4480
      @megalosergamer4480 3 роки тому +1

      @@savlolz Bruh she taller than Whitty

    • @sungjin-woo2563
      @sungjin-woo2563 3 роки тому +2

      @@megalosergamer4480 bruh don't bring fnf into this

    • @megalosergamer4480
      @megalosergamer4480 3 роки тому +1

      @@sungjin-woo2563 Why are you tired of seeing Friday night funkin'? like among Us

  • @lolxd1137
    @lolxd1137 3 роки тому +7090

    Tall vampire lady:*gets seen in a cutscene*
    Mark: *s i l e n c e*

    • @knightmare6619
      @knightmare6619 3 роки тому +307

      I swear to God i was looking at mark face, and mark was just watching silently smiling at some point raising his eyebrows

    • @sunnibub4727
      @sunnibub4727 3 роки тому +179

      he was silently simping

    • @dilo9277
      @dilo9277 3 роки тому +57

      M’lady

    • @rahmat4848
      @rahmat4848 3 роки тому +2

      @@knightmare6619 do not swear

    • @knightmare6619
      @knightmare6619 3 роки тому +40

      @@rahmat4848 bro shut the fuck up

  • @catspeed4149
    @catspeed4149 2 роки тому +4775

    Old weird lady: *Laughs like a maniac*
    Mark: *Laughs along*

    • @l3ftie578
      @l3ftie578 2 роки тому +49

      and again when the 3 daughters appear lol

  • @honeycombc
    @honeycombc 2 роки тому +3047

    Sisters: *evil laughter*
    Mark: *casually laughing with them* is your mother home?

  • @afish7662
    @afish7662 3 роки тому +3776

    girl: sobbing because she just had to kill her dad
    Mark: *ya think your father's cooked yet?*

  • @crimson2188
    @crimson2188 3 роки тому +3153

    Ethan: gets stabbed, bitten, shot, had limbs severed
    Old man: gets a minor cut, “I’m to weak”

    • @absolutelytoxicc8328
      @absolutelytoxicc8328 3 роки тому +132

      Ethan is a god and we are mere ants compared to his overwhelming strength and masculinity

    • @nottknormal
      @nottknormal 3 роки тому +33

      He must have arthritis

    • @miaomow
      @miaomow 3 роки тому +42

      i cant stop thinking people mean Ethan as in crankgameplays and i get a mini heart attack

    • @thatoneguywiththevoice328
      @thatoneguywiththevoice328 3 роки тому +9

      @@nottknormal nah, he got l u m b a g o

    • @ghost_deaths1
      @ghost_deaths1 3 роки тому +11

      @@nottknormal no I think granny has artridis lol (you better know where that's from)

  • @elbabalinas1780
    @elbabalinas1780 Рік тому +2330

    Imagine a horror film where the main character reacts just like mark. Like, everything's super scary and he's just not scared at all. Like the villain going "oh, very nice" and the protagonist is just running casually saying "oh thanks, I'm used to this. I run for my life like a lot". Like the whole concept is just that he takes everything casually. I would fucking love it.

    • @thequeenofcringe1585
      @thequeenofcringe1585 Рік тому +128

      Horror comedy

    • @TheOnePrinceMeatball
      @TheOnePrinceMeatball Рік тому +70

      That’s sorta what Ethan does tbh

    • @aarcade6676
      @aarcade6676 Рік тому +40

      I think that in practice it would get old very quickly. concept would be more suited to a short film on youtube or something, rather than a whole movie

    • @cruzcamel
      @cruzcamel Рік тому +34

      Ash vs Evil Dead. Exactly what you’re looking for.

    • @banagg9318
      @banagg9318 Рік тому +1

      Y

  • @PattyBHana
    @PattyBHana 2 роки тому +9422

    The fact that Mark’s reaction to Lady Dimitrescu is so popular that the actress herself, Maggie Robertson, has seen it and thinks it’s funny 💀😭

  • @cor289
    @cor289 3 роки тому +13246

    “It’s not a sexual thing it’s about the power” is the new “I’m not a masochist I just want to see if my body can take it”

    • @mr.pibbeds9848
      @mr.pibbeds9848 3 роки тому +115

      Indeed

    • @tilt_esque
      @tilt_esque 3 роки тому +49

      is that video still up? i kinda wanna see people's original responses to that haha

    • @yarenguney1330
      @yarenguney1330 3 роки тому +82

      @@tilt_esque got some bad news for ya :/

    • @lemon_skies
      @lemon_skies 3 роки тому +82

      @@tilt_esque so who's gonna tell them?

    • @tilt_esque
      @tilt_esque 3 роки тому +53

      @@yarenguney1330 ah unnus annus

  • @nataliaofficialz
    @nataliaofficialz 3 роки тому +5264

    Mark in his playthrough: "I'm so sorry for breaking your pots!"
    Jack in his playthrough: "FUCK YO POTS!"

  • @vhandoggie3007
    @vhandoggie3007 2 роки тому +1867

    Demetriscu:I fear no man but that
    Mark:heyy
    Demetriscu:it scares me

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 Рік тому +5

      Dimetrescu*

    • @UranusREAL
      @UranusREAL Рік тому +11

      @@loki4807 Demetriscu:it sounds like a Cracker Brand/ Company

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 Рік тому

      @@UranusREAL Dimetrescu. Alcina Dimetrescu. she will have you killed for spelling her name incorrectly, trust me I know.

    • @UranusREAL
      @UranusREAL Рік тому +1

      @@loki4807 ok

    • @stampyfan777
      @stampyfan777 Рік тому +8

      @@loki4807 dimitrescu*

  • @Heeroneko
    @Heeroneko 2 роки тому +2474

    * waits for Mark to realize what a bad decision selling his main handgun was *

    • @Krystabit
      @Krystabit 2 роки тому +347

      Not to mention completely ignoring both the extra inventory space (which he constantly had problems with in RE7) AND not buying the shotgun shells recipe

    • @kalsint7797
      @kalsint7797 2 роки тому +201

      i was like "i'm curious, was it good that he sold it or no? because it showed on it that there were upgrades, but not for the bonus pistol"

    • @hirokimura1316
      @hirokimura1316 2 роки тому +57

      Seriously, almost every series has this problem.

    • @anonymouspokemon4623
      @anonymouspokemon4623 2 роки тому +19

      No, it isn't that bad. You just need to take the higher tier pistol

    • @zoemarie4249
      @zoemarie4249 2 роки тому +23

      @@hirokimura1316 play it yourself then LOL

  • @gozer_the_gozerian
    @gozer_the_gozerian 3 роки тому +3056

    “this is not a sexual thing okay, just a power thing”

  • @unfathomablegaming7777
    @unfathomablegaming7777 3 роки тому +7691

    I love how Ethan is just reacting to everything as though it were a minor inconvenience.

    • @dorianalston6761
      @dorianalston6761 3 роки тому +494

      giant earth quake
      Ethan: well that was terrible

    • @takedown205productions6
      @takedown205productions6 3 роки тому +268

      He's been through worse. Lol

    • @Arachninja752
      @Arachninja752 3 роки тому +319

      Apparently he was also in Resident Evil 7. Now I don't know much about Resident Evil, but if he was in another one, it probably means he's already been through some shit.

    • @MidgarMerc
      @MidgarMerc 3 роки тому +67

      @@takedown205productions6 idk the events in this game are way more fucked up than in re7

    • @dualswordslinger3284
      @dualswordslinger3284 3 роки тому +212

      @@Arachninja752 He went through hell in 7 and 8, I honestly feel so bad for him. Poor Ethan Winters 😭

  • @lunarphasma7282
    @lunarphasma7282 2 роки тому +757

    The sisters: "Yes mother."
    Mark: "Yes mother."
    Lady Dimitrescu: ".......what?"

  • @maniacpixiedreamgirl3195
    @maniacpixiedreamgirl3195 2 роки тому +989

    The fact that Mark really told a group of werewolves trying to kill him “don’t” and “hold on” is hilarious to me

    • @kitanakitsune
      @kitanakitsune Рік тому +46

      The thought of them just being like “oh okay no worries man take your time” and standing there waiting is so funny to me 😂😂

    • @petermiller5789
      @petermiller5789 Рік тому +17

      He said “hold on” because he had someone else in mind that he wanted to kill him

    • @maniacpixiedreamgirl3195
      @maniacpixiedreamgirl3195 Рік тому +5

      @@petermiller5789 THIS

    • @Amayawolf_01
      @Amayawolf_01 Рік тому +6

      "No, no, wait, stop. Hold on."

    • @bakedbeans7879
      @bakedbeans7879 Рік тому +5

      Ethan did the same shit to Heisenberg lol. "No, wait!"

  • @joshuatoth765
    @joshuatoth765 3 роки тому +4633

    I’m actually really impressed with how Markiplier killed all the Lykans instead of finding out how to open the gate for the daughter and father .

    • @KairikoLionaNekumi
      @KairikoLionaNekumi 3 роки тому +265

      That baffled me as well; i suppose he just approached the situation like other games he has played ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @joshuatoth765
      @joshuatoth765 3 роки тому +465

      @@KairikoLionaNekumi Especially when he got the last 3 Lykans with 3 headshots ! That was pretty badass.

    • @knightmare6619
      @knightmare6619 3 роки тому +72

      @@joshuatoth765 that was quite badass

    • @agentwolfpl4703
      @agentwolfpl4703 3 роки тому +126

      When doom soundtrack kicks in

    • @KairikoLionaNekumi
      @KairikoLionaNekumi 3 роки тому +70

      @@joshuatoth765 That skill was uncannily comical

  • @leokim47
    @leokim47 3 роки тому +13112

    Ethan seriously reacted harder to a random villager’s death more than his wife’s death

    • @mniakan3544
      @mniakan3544 3 роки тому +744

      Yeah he kinda had some grudges there against his wife

    • @Conniveo
      @Conniveo 3 роки тому +714

      I think it's because he's causing them to death by bringing the infected father, meanwhile when mia get shot he doesn't have anything to do with it

    • @plantmage9850
      @plantmage9850 3 роки тому +680

      @@Conniveo probs had time to think about it. With Mia I imagine he was in a good bit of shock

    • @PrinceRandomness
      @PrinceRandomness 3 роки тому +18

      True

    • @atav7402
      @atav7402 3 роки тому +171

      I think with Mia this is what happened/
      You know how when you had a fight and your mad at them that’s probably what happened, yes he still loved her so his emotions were mixed with sad, shock and madness and with that many emotions it’s hard to sorta focus on reality

  • @trick9816
    @trick9816 2 роки тому +746

    As a tall woman growing up where everyone hated you for being tall and a woman, I very much appreciate the love in this game and Mark’s reactions

    • @mrinfinity5557
      @mrinfinity5557 Рік тому +35

      Well in todays age, being a tall woman is hot as fuck

    • @trick9816
      @trick9816 Рік тому +71

      @@mrinfinity5557 I wish that were true in a non fetishized way

    • @mrinfinity5557
      @mrinfinity5557 Рік тому +20

      @@trick9816 ...okay yeah that's true. Still, i think it does make it easier to find dates from 5'4-5'8 guys

    • @kirbyisgod2519
      @kirbyisgod2519 Рік тому +11

      Well nowdays tall woman are hot af

    • @Auburritos
      @Auburritos Рік тому

      Cowards all of them COWARDS

  • @ashe4469
    @ashe4469 2 роки тому +261

    the part when he says “mommy….uh..money” is definitely my favorite

  • @Prinny_god
    @Prinny_god 3 роки тому +3877

    I love how Ethan is at the point were he sees a 9ft tall amazonian and a drunk magneto arguing over the decisions made by shadow creature in the same room as a muppet and a living doll and he goes "hey dont I get a say in this?"

    • @namvugiang65
      @namvugiang65 3 роки тому +327

      I mean, he has had his hand cut off, gone through a torture game, saw a family being infected and eating fresh flesh, literally gunned down a idk 20 meters tall monster while laying on the ground, he's been through shit

    • @TheSonicBlurr
      @TheSonicBlurr 3 роки тому +75

      @@namvugiang65 Now hold up a moment. What part of the anything that the family ate was fresh? It seemed like pretty rancid flesh to me.

    • @Crisjola
      @Crisjola 3 роки тому +61

      @@namvugiang65 don't forget he also got his leg cut off (briefly, and I think it depends on how you played.)

    • @worthlesstrash9662
      @worthlesstrash9662 3 роки тому +38

      Ethan has been through so much that this is basically Sunday for him :D

    • @ShadowoftheMask
      @ShadowoftheMask 3 роки тому +6

      Wasn't that Moraeu who said that line?

  • @miscellaneous6174
    @miscellaneous6174 3 роки тому +3312

    “Ya like mushrooms? I’m pretty much mostly fungus.”
    Best pickup line ever

    • @manyu9294
      @manyu9294 3 роки тому +10

      I dont get it lol

    • @tinaffable
      @tinaffable 3 роки тому +95

      @@manyu9294 Ethan's infected with the fungus from RE7, and mushrooms are classified as fungus.

    • @manyu9294
      @manyu9294 3 роки тому +12

      @@tinaffable oh i see, thx

    • @lululuvscats
      @lululuvscats 3 роки тому +35

      Ethan must be a real FUN GUY eheuhauheuahuehauehauehuehauehau Owo
      I'll leave now

    • @itz_jaydenz
      @itz_jaydenz 3 роки тому +5

      I saw this as he said it

  • @KoutaNauman
    @KoutaNauman 2 роки тому +445

    13:22
    I'd say he's getting too excited over this, but getting three explosive headshots in a row is pretty damn sick.

    • @horrorfanii4021
      @horrorfanii4021 2 роки тому +22

      mark was showing his real self

    • @A1xpha
      @A1xpha Рік тому

      I’d say no one gives a fuck

  • @kingvideogames
    @kingvideogames 2 роки тому +221

    Markiplier: You didn't even take my gun?!?
    Donna: Noted.

  • @Jazzclone
    @Jazzclone 3 роки тому +7136

    Lady Dimitrescu: * sucks on Ethan's hand like it's a bloody lollipop *
    Mark: "This is not a sexual thing, this is about power."

    • @melz4766
      @melz4766 3 роки тому +325

      Mark down badddddd 😭💀

    • @thehellionrevisited2704
      @thehellionrevisited2704 3 роки тому +155

      Someone at capcom know what they were doing. She starts with a lick then suck.

    • @Redwan777
      @Redwan777 3 роки тому +87

      @@thehellionrevisited2704 yeah, those are professional activities.

    • @Jazzclone
      @Jazzclone 3 роки тому +4

      @@melz4766 Yeah :D

    • @holyromanracist5759
      @holyromanracist5759 3 роки тому +94

      Honestly I'd be less concerned if he admitted it was a sexual thing.

  • @flotskryz
    @flotskryz 3 роки тому +8191

    Psycologist: Tall vampire zombie lady isn't real she cant hurt you
    Mark: but I want her to
    Psycologist: what
    Mark: what

  • @Venom0uss
    @Venom0uss Рік тому +250

    Fun Fact: He thought Elena was voiced by the same person who voiced Claire in RE2, but it was actually the same voice actress who voiced Jill Valentine in RE3 ^^

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 Рік тому +36

      Well no wonder he said Claire. If you remember he thought Claire *was* Jill in RE2.

    • @totalwartimelapses6359
      @totalwartimelapses6359 5 місяців тому +7

      Another fun fact: Nicole Tompkins (VA for Jill) is very close friends with Maggie (forgot her last name) who plays Lady Dimitrescu (Nicole also plays one of her daughters)
      Another fun fact: Maggie is actually REALLY tall by female standards, so even her real height kinda matches her ingame character

  • @CoffinSnoozing
    @CoffinSnoozing 2 роки тому +204

    I love how mark describes lady d "Someone taller,Someone more..... robust!!!!, No wait.. POWERFUL!! That's the Word!!"

  • @nikolozkharshiladze7240
    @nikolozkharshiladze7240 3 роки тому +4164

    Mark laughing together with the old woman is the best thing ever lol

  • @Archfiend_Sushi7746
    @Archfiend_Sushi7746 3 роки тому +7526

    Lady Dimitrescu: “Mother Miranda! I must protest...”
    Mark: “Hi...✋☺️“

  • @catballs420
    @catballs420 2 роки тому +236

    Mia: Gets kablooeed 100 times
    Ethan: Eh
    Random villager ethan has known for a second: dies
    Ethan: NOOOOOOOOO

    • @EGeorgev
      @EGeorgev Рік тому +11

      Elena was a cutie wdym?

  • @lxstfixna291
    @lxstfixna291 Рік тому +50

    Two years later I come back to this and Im not surprised at all that the most replayed part is where Mark sees Lady Dimistrescu for the first time

  • @Lord_Beans
    @Lord_Beans 3 роки тому +5021

    Even after making a video about drooling over Lady Dimitrescu, Mark still tries to keep it a secret that he wants to see her

    • @toasterstrudel6490
      @toasterstrudel6490 3 роки тому +43

      It’s so funny 😂

    • @racheldormanen8992
      @racheldormanen8992 3 роки тому +140

      Lmao and then Jack is just like “Step on me big Booba! 😍😍😍”

    • @Lord_Beans
      @Lord_Beans 3 роки тому +55

      @@racheldormanen8992 No no no, more like "Step on me Big Booba."

    • @sharkhenry8010
      @sharkhenry8010 3 роки тому +9

      Quick. No one tell him... lmao.

    • @irishlad1367
      @irishlad1367 3 роки тому +1

      @Cameron Weeks u are so wise

  • @parkerglidewell7886
    @parkerglidewell7886 3 роки тому +18905

    Lady Dimistricu: *gestures to put him up*
    Two of the daughters: “Yes Mother”
    Mark: “Yes Mother”

  • @pam8324
    @pam8324 Рік тому +74

    3:00 “This is where my adhd is really gonna come in handy! Oh oo eh no I’m bored- *sees shiny thing* OOO NOT BORED” that was the most adhd thing ever 💀💀

  • @KynrieFairy
    @KynrieFairy Рік тому +27

    I love when Mark point out things like how that girl would be screaming in the fire after falling and how slamming your recently disfigured hand into a wall out of anger would at least get a pain reaction of some sort

  • @loserloser8407
    @loserloser8407 3 роки тому +5475

    "Whoever breaks this goat shall feel Mother Miranda's wrath"
    Markiplier: Mmmm *breaks goat*

    • @MustyCheeks
      @MustyCheeks 3 роки тому +23

      Who wouldn't break the goat my guy

    • @benfletcher8100
      @benfletcher8100 3 роки тому +69

      Maybe a spoiler alert for breaking the goats? Idk:
      Breaking the goats doesn’t actually do anything, the only thing you get for breaking all of them is a trophy/achievement

    • @benfletcher8100
      @benfletcher8100 3 роки тому +19

      @@ProGamer-lk9qw Yeah, wanted to put alert in just in case someone got upset

    • @jezd2223
      @jezd2223 3 роки тому +4

      that was automatically me when playing the demo

    • @dejabartlett8021
      @dejabartlett8021 3 роки тому +2

      LMAO I REACHED THAT PART IN THE VID WHILE I WAS READING THIS 💀💀💀

  • @rachelciel3330
    @rachelciel3330 3 роки тому +6285

    Miranda: "Heisenberg. The man's fate is in your hands--"
    Mark, disappointed, appalled, horrified: *nO*

  • @eggbread9126
    @eggbread9126 Рік тому +71

    Creepy man literally threating mark with the zombies about to absolutely eat him:
    Mark: you know my name🥰

  • @nickyricardo7034
    @nickyricardo7034 2 роки тому +60

    37:17 "Got to keep Donna & Moreau entertained", nice that Heisenberg's thinking about his sister & brother

  • @unifiedfuck
    @unifiedfuck 3 роки тому +3098

    mark : i’m playing this for the plot.
    the plot : lady dimitrescu

  • @PirateKingLuffy1978
    @PirateKingLuffy1978 3 роки тому +3743

    Markiplier: “How many stab wounds can I take?”
    Connor: 28 STAB WOUNDS

    • @Ghostrecall_M
      @Ghostrecall_M 3 роки тому +79

      Ethan is fine. It's not as if he is *human* anymore. He's to much of an biohazardous tank for most mortal wounds to effect him anymore.
      Welcome to *Ethan becomes Moldnster*

    • @dollyaigacha
      @dollyaigacha 3 роки тому +62

      You didn’t wanna leave him a chance, huh!?

    • @weskershades
      @weskershades 3 роки тому +46

      The funny thing is Heisenberg is actually voiced by Neil Newbon who voiced Gavin Reed and Kamski.

    • @kaimikelgrahamornelas7085
      @kaimikelgrahamornelas7085 3 роки тому +28

      Did you feel anger? Hate?

    • @warlockdestiny553
      @warlockdestiny553 3 роки тому +3

      @@qittikat fr

  • @ariadnaalvarez3270
    @ariadnaalvarez3270 2 роки тому +165

    Lady D: “let’s see how special u are”
    Mark: “Oh sO special”😆

  • @donutusable
    @donutusable 2 роки тому +38

    I love Ethan so much. He's such a generic hero who says the most obvious stuff and I love him for that

  • @threedicksonabench3141
    @threedicksonabench3141 3 роки тому +5428

    “That castle arouses suspicion.”
    OH IT AROUSES SOMETHING-

  • @Gfan-yi7tm
    @Gfan-yi7tm 3 роки тому +2949

    “Ya like mushrooms? Cause I’m mostly fungus.”
    Charming as hell. Lady Dimitrescu doesn’t know what she’s up against.

    • @fate3075
      @fate3075 3 роки тому +67

      Flirting lessons with markiplier.

    • @motifity3416
      @motifity3416 3 роки тому +25

      His charm matches her height.

    • @humanbeing3811
      @humanbeing3811 3 роки тому +10

      fungus amogus

    • @trollnips9405
      @trollnips9405 3 роки тому +15

      Ethan is a pretty fungi....

    • @scars3596
      @scars3596 3 роки тому +2

      I'm gonna use that next time I'm at the club

  • @LacrimosaTheNerd
    @LacrimosaTheNerd 2 роки тому +158

    It's equally hilarious and sad that he keeps accusing Elena of being Claire Redfield when that's actually Jill Valentine (Nicole Tompkins). He's right, the "Let him go!" is in the same deeper gruff tone she uses for Jill.

    • @Razzy-sr4oq
      @Razzy-sr4oq 2 роки тому +11

      Hahahaha, I was just about to say 'Wait-' right when I read this comment and he said 'sounds like the same voice actress' what impeccable timing xD

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 8 місяців тому

      Jill "I-can't-take-my-eyes-off-her" Valentine.

  • @ashtonlanders8663
    @ashtonlanders8663 Рік тому +51

    "Okay, so everywhere look out for the shiny. This is where my ADHD is gonna come in handy!"
    Same Mark, same.

  • @whycantithinkofanything
    @whycantithinkofanything 3 роки тому +2069

    “You need a knife to plug up that wound?”
    -Markiplier

  • @stay7718
    @stay7718 3 роки тому +24465

    Mark really be out here looking for the "leave wife and child for tall vampire lady" option of this game

    • @coryhudson4581
      @coryhudson4581 3 роки тому +555

      I don't think there's any other endings, the second I think about her tall frame I kill mia

    • @ChaoticNeutralMatt
      @ChaoticNeutralMatt 3 роки тому +65

      Lmao

    • @artmy3045
      @artmy3045 3 роки тому +42

      is a route

    • @obitou5595
      @obitou5595 3 роки тому +193

      I mean Lady is pretty attractive tho. YA'LL DONT JUDGE ME! 🤣😅

    • @babslau7477
      @babslau7477 3 роки тому +20

      Omg you got me lmao

  • @kelsey6689
    @kelsey6689 Рік тому +17

    One of my favorite play throughs. The way Markipliers face lights up when he see's his lover.

  • @jospehjeostar6928
    @jospehjeostar6928 2 роки тому +38

    Ethan: has a spike in his chest
    Also Ethan: Everything’s fine

  • @vamp_pixie3282
    @vamp_pixie3282 3 роки тому +1822

    jack: shamelessly breaking all the vases
    mark: *breaks one* IM SO SORRY

  • @zmbhuntr
    @zmbhuntr 3 роки тому +1891

    If you want to help with you ADHD, if you check the map of each room, if it’s red, there is still stuff to be found, if it’s blue, you’re in the clear

    • @Rappy104
      @Rappy104 3 роки тому +10

      I’m pretty sure it’s always been that way

    • @ariabritton9669
      @ariabritton9669 3 роки тому +94

      tried this IRL, doesn't work.

    • @AdvayBasavaraju
      @AdvayBasavaraju 3 роки тому +11

      @@ariabritton9669 F

    • @musketg2774
      @musketg2774 3 роки тому

      V important

    • @galacticcactus5530
      @galacticcactus5530 3 роки тому +19

      Yep. If it’s still red you’re missing something. Usually something tiny like a hidden crystal piece. It DOES work, you all just aren’t looking hard enough. Lol

  • @kexard
    @kexard 2 роки тому +21

    I like how Mark is just like “I’ve been captured by Lady Dimitrescu…I’m spent”

  • @MimSorensson
    @MimSorensson 2 роки тому +27

    “If it’s just the one of you, I shall stab thee.”
    It cracks me up EVERY time. I’m sorry to say that since I saw this video the first time I have used this threat many times, although merely in good jest.
    Kind of.

  • @hannahzaner7062
    @hannahzaner7062 3 роки тому +1615

    I just realized that, from all the play throughs I've seen of this game, nobody said from the start that Ethan was different. He literally got half his hand bit off from a monster yet didn't turn into one of them. Leonardo just got scratched and he turned within a few minutes of Ethan finding him.

    • @p.mrockypete2475
      @p.mrockypete2475 3 роки тому +90

      How’d do u know If Leonardo was infected within minutes might of been hours or the day before, but I do have I high suspicion Ethan will turn unless something to do with Mia or the child cus I think Mia still alive due to her fungus side affects

    • @SulphurMind
      @SulphurMind 3 роки тому +37

      You will find out why that happened.

    • @p.mrockypete2475
      @p.mrockypete2475 3 роки тому +5

      @@SulphurMind still playing it but the odd of this theory is high

    • @gigglesforlife2483
      @gigglesforlife2483 3 роки тому +59

      I was honestly thinking the same thing. When Leonardo got scratched and turned, in my head I was like, "But Ethan got bit. Why didn't he turn as well?" I guess the ending makes sense as to why he didn't turn at all. Everything has a purpose I guess ^.^

    • @p.mrockypete2475
      @p.mrockypete2475 3 роки тому +2

      @@gigglesforlife2483 thanks for ruining bit of the ending

  • @legionbeast
    @legionbeast 3 роки тому +15299

    The funniest part of Mark's obsession with Lady Dimitrescu is that he didn't know anything about her until Amy showed him.

    • @darealshinji
      @darealshinji 3 роки тому +540

      I wonder if he bought her a Lady D cosplay dress.

    • @chiefpurrfect8389
      @chiefpurrfect8389 3 роки тому +860

      Imo what's funnier is how he's still trying to convince everyone that he's looking respectfully

    • @Crisjola
      @Crisjola 3 роки тому +96

      @@chiefpurrfect8389 it can be both. 😜

    • @simplewombat7442
      @simplewombat7442 3 роки тому +207

      @@Crisjola he’s a respectable pervert/simp

    • @austincde
      @austincde 3 роки тому +305

      When your partner is also your wingman 😆

  • @nicknack5697
    @nicknack5697 2 роки тому +16

    I think its hilarious that mark predicted the fungus like five minutes in

  • @Moonphase40
    @Moonphase40 2 роки тому +20

    46:53 Mark's iconic "bye bye" made me smile so much

  • @MoBallin
    @MoBallin 3 роки тому +3636

    Markiplier: *(Gets Hung up)*
    Also Markiplier: *T h i s i s m y L i f e*
    *l o n g: D r e a m*

  • @doorknobr
    @doorknobr 3 роки тому +1868

    I just love how mark's vocabulary degrades when facing Mommy Dimitrescu

  • @mollysperr1356
    @mollysperr1356 2 роки тому +31

    Mark really trying to convince himself and us that his love for lady dimistescu is purely platonic and respectful 😉

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 8 місяців тому +1

      Like he's said before "This isn't sexual it's about power."

  • @darkstrifequeen1458
    @darkstrifequeen1458 2 роки тому +18

    i'd honestly consider the duke a calm and friendly face in the midst of such an awesome chaotic game.

  • @zondor8123
    @zondor8123 3 роки тому +10022

    lady D : lets see how special you are
    daughters : yes mother
    mark : yes mother

  • @benigma1651
    @benigma1651 3 роки тому +1475

    Guys I figured it out! The reason Ethan didn’t really care about his stab wounds wasn’t actually a masochist thing, he just wanted to know if his body could handle it!

  • @lucasgear283
    @lucasgear283 Рік тому +21

    “PUT A SOCK IN IT ROXANNA.” Best line in resident evil

  • @tanfhltua
    @tanfhltua 2 роки тому +18

    32:40 that guy looks like bo burnham in welcome to the internet

  • @athena.bismuth980
    @athena.bismuth980 3 роки тому +3625

    Mark accidentally saving the family from the monsters because he didn't check his surroundings carefully is the most Johnny English thing I've ever seen

    • @ilianoor6870
      @ilianoor6870 3 роки тому +35

      Wdym by that?? Did something happen?

    • @b3anZ76
      @b3anZ76 3 роки тому +10

      @@ilianoor6870 looks like you don't get the joke

    • @yutisima
      @yutisima 3 роки тому +225

      @@ilianoor6870 when while helping the girl and her father to get to the big house, he killed all the monsters in the high grass with the flour and stuff and saved them from danger, when he couldve checked the garden carefully to notice there's an entrance to the big house

    • @Impaler118
      @Impaler118 3 роки тому +56

      @@theavatar7692 this isn't reddit. kinda cringe

    • @dumbumbumbum8649
      @dumbumbumbum8649 3 роки тому +27

      @@theavatar7692 not really whoosh anyway. Because he joke didn’t make any sense. He could’ve saved the family anyway and conserved ammo if he had just snuck around the lycans.

  • @dorel7142
    @dorel7142 3 роки тому +2049

    Okay, but try to actually imagine Mark in a movie 'fighting' against Lady Dimitrescu.
    *Gets threatened and told he'll be torn apart and gets hooks stabbed trough his hands*
    Mark: *blushing* "Heyy... Do you like mushrooms?"

    • @aidenmiller3832
      @aidenmiller3832 3 роки тому +128

      Mark: “Because I’m a pretty fun guy”

    • @mayonera904
      @mayonera904 3 роки тому +15

      😭😭why MUSHROOMS OUT OF ALL THINGS -

    • @dacarvoid45
      @dacarvoid45 3 роки тому +2

      @@aidenmiller3832 I was going to like this but it had 69 likes

    • @James42_
      @James42_ 3 роки тому +10

      @@mayonera904 related to resident evil 7. He speculated that Ethan was a little bit infected by the fungus/mushroom inside the Baker’s house

  • @Mariewolf_94
    @Mariewolf_94 2 роки тому +18

    "why is that free???"
    Mark, it's at times like these you dont ask questions and just take what you get

  • @smudge3618
    @smudge3618 2 роки тому +8

    33:35 i love how he switches his face cam just so we can see lady D

  • @DrunkStormtrooper
    @DrunkStormtrooper 3 роки тому +2373

    ( sees lady D )
    Mark: *starts howling like a 1930’s cartoon wolf*

    • @krystakizito7244
      @krystakizito7244 3 роки тому +8

      I am not sure it was made in the 1930's

    • @DrunkStormtrooper
      @DrunkStormtrooper 3 роки тому +6

      30’s 40’s whatever you know what I mean

    • @krystakizito7244
      @krystakizito7244 3 роки тому

      @@DrunkStormtrooper I want to know if you mean tex avery wolf. Cause he was made in 1942.

    • @krystakizito7244
      @krystakizito7244 3 роки тому +1

      @@DrunkStormtrooper I am talking about Tex avery from red hot riding hood.

    • @krystakizito7244
      @krystakizito7244 3 роки тому

      @@DrunkStormtrooper he was made in 1942.

  • @x-cosmicvixen-x5576
    @x-cosmicvixen-x5576 3 роки тому +2715

    I love how Mark likes to look up when he's clearly talking about Lady Dimitrescu as if she's in the room with him lmaoo

  • @shiro8570
    @shiro8570 2 роки тому +16

    34:00 By the decree of the dimitrescu family bread and circuses are now cancelled.

  • @dnsl4176
    @dnsl4176 2 роки тому +18

    Mark REALLY just called out one of the biggest twists of this arc right at the 2nd episode huh. I know he was joking about it, but now I'm looking forward to seeing his reaction when he realizes he's right.

  • @katelynredman8885
    @katelynredman8885 3 роки тому +3057

    I love how mark acts like a shy little teenager when he sees lady dimitrescu

    • @tech-on_cappuccino4797
      @tech-on_cappuccino4797 3 роки тому +17

      Lol

    • @minseoksthighs
      @minseoksthighs 3 роки тому +47

      That’s exactly what I was gonna say, it’s so adorable 😭😭

    • @willgriffin5647
      @willgriffin5647 3 роки тому +23

      Wait til next episode. He's gonna feel awkward.

    • @zelfris2958
      @zelfris2958 3 роки тому +7

      Oh that will definetly change when dimitrescu goes monster form C:

    • @lilacpen8678
      @lilacpen8678 3 роки тому +28

      You can tell the exact _second_ he sees her just from his face 33:54

  • @amiah9220
    @amiah9220 3 роки тому +4680

    Mark: *sees lady DIMITRESCU once*
    also mark: ALRIGHT I THINK THE GAME IS OVER

  • @matthewbuza3120
    @matthewbuza3120 2 роки тому +27

    I love when Mark laughs with the other characters in the game who laugh like the witch and the vampire daughters it is so hilarious XD

  • @Devraaj24
    @Devraaj24 Рік тому +5

    Elena shot her father with a shotgun, TWICE and still thought she could save him… huh?

  • @mondayfunday2477
    @mondayfunday2477 3 роки тому +3375

    Mother Miranda: 'I give you to Heisenberg'
    Lady Dimitrescu: 'I must protest'
    Mark: *'I M U S T P R O T E S T"*

  • @timmy9140
    @timmy9140 3 роки тому +1712

    Mark: "I'm not a masochist"
    Also Mark: "Harder mommy"

  • @AmbitiousDucks
    @AmbitiousDucks 7 місяців тому +4

    Lady D is awesome, but Heisenberg really shot a metal spike right through my heart 😌

  • @-ghostdoc.13-95
    @-ghostdoc.13-95 2 роки тому +13

    Mark just like "if I can block I have control over the entire world!"
    Also why the hell does my personality relate so much to Heisenberg.

  • @ajax6295
    @ajax6295 3 роки тому +1405

    I think hearing Mark say "Come on bestie, we got this!" was the best serotonin boost 've ever had.

  • @HopeHendershot-Moskal
    @HopeHendershot-Moskal 3 роки тому +4286

    Sean meeting Lady Dimitrescu for the first time: Big Booba lady! Yes, please hurt me!
    Mark meeting Lady Dimitrescu for the first time: * waves shyly * Hi, I’m Mark. Can I live here? Thanks.

  • @thegriffithwolf7071
    @thegriffithwolf7071 2 роки тому +12

    Mark always being so romantic with Lady Dimitrescu, just never stops thinking about her in that game, maybe she's the one for him.

  • @styxydamasta
    @styxydamasta 7 місяців тому +4

    No one:
    Mark while playing a horror game: C U M

  • @PeytonMillahhh
    @PeytonMillahhh 3 роки тому +1364

    Ethan is actually just one giant stab wound at this point.

    • @alekslic3385
      @alekslic3385 3 роки тому

      Speaking of wounds, where is the one from re7 he got by getting his hand cut off with a chainsaw?

    • @Somerandomjingleberry
      @Somerandomjingleberry 3 роки тому +17

      @@alekslic3385 I think they mentioned he got a whole-ass new hand and that's why the skin tone of his hands is different

    • @Somerandomjingleberry
      @Somerandomjingleberry 3 роки тому +13

      My mans swiss cheese

    • @fhananis
      @fhananis 3 роки тому +4

      Don't forget him missing chunks of flesh right in nape, always in nape lol. Or maybe those are somehow healed by the fluid poured over his hands hmmm.

    • @arandompersonthatjustcomme9030
      @arandompersonthatjustcomme9030 3 роки тому

      *Major Spoilers*
      You are technically not wrong, He died at the Baker's and is a Molded.

  • @kanati1133
    @kanati1133 3 роки тому +2284

    Lady dimitrescu: _appears_
    Mark who's short and probably acting like a shy teen: hi my names markiplier can I live with you?

  • @diy_cat9817
    @diy_cat9817 2 роки тому +10

    46:06
    That whole napkin bit is some of my favorite animation ever. I don't know what it is about it but it's so fluid and perfect. I love mocap so much.

  • @itsmikewsz6548
    @itsmikewsz6548 Рік тому +7

    Came back to this series after watching it twice already. The intro to this episode being “this goat eye be glowing” with no further explanation is incredibly funny to me

  • @idkaboutthisfuckoffyoutube1041
    @idkaboutthisfuckoffyoutube1041 3 роки тому +2029

    It’s so-nice of Ethan to just let some infected guy kill an entire group of people just like that

    • @codyb8188
      @codyb8188 3 роки тому +170

      Literally has a loaded shotgun on him. Just runs away

    • @arminosas
      @arminosas 3 роки тому +36

      @@codyb8188 Lore wise he probably had nothing, else it's stupid writing

    • @paladinboyd1228
      @paladinboyd1228 3 роки тому +133

      @@arminosas, Or he didn’t want to blow a guys head off given he has no idea how this infection works and it would be difficult to explain to the villagers who already don’t trust him for being a outsider.

    • @arminosas
      @arminosas 3 роки тому +3

      @@paladinboyd1228 maybe

    • @idkaboutthisfuckoffyoutube1041
      @idkaboutthisfuckoffyoutube1041 3 роки тому +30

      @@paladinboyd1228 doesn’t make sense for the character to stand there while he cuts someone in half with a machete even if he didn’t know anything but this event was scripted and they didn’t think about that

  • @Kitsune-gx7km
    @Kitsune-gx7km 3 роки тому +2696

    Lady Dimitrecu: *Trying to kill Mark*
    Mark: *”Harder mommy~”*
    Lady Dimitrecu: What. The. F U C K.

  • @Sivos909
    @Sivos909 2 роки тому +5

    41:00 when Mark has enough money to buy the deluxe pack and not care to find out what he bought.

  • @ShindlersFiist
    @ShindlersFiist Рік тому +4

    39:55 "What're ya buyin' STRANGERAAAA?"

  • @s0apy392
    @s0apy392 3 роки тому +1786

    Man Markiplier would be the best one to be a buddy
    Elena: "Leave me alone"
    Mark: "We are besties now"

    • @tabitermen
      @tabitermen 3 роки тому +20

      as a person who is named Elena this makes me very happy

    • @mohit_panjwani
      @mohit_panjwani 3 роки тому +1

      @@tabitermen ggg

    • @skullyink2764
      @skullyink2764 3 роки тому +4

      “Come on Bestie! Let’s go!”

  • @saintwashere4058
    @saintwashere4058 3 роки тому +891

    My favourite part is how meticulous he is about searching for items.
    But always... ALWAYS ... finds a way to miss them.

    • @magicfibre
      @magicfibre 3 роки тому +30

      The way he looks at the map, sees that the room is still red (meaning there's still some items inside) and just leaves always kills me

    • @blacktomatolive
      @blacktomatolive 3 роки тому +1

      Sorry. Cant help but laugh at your comment

  • @chongtryon918
    @chongtryon918 2 роки тому +11

    I love how mark laughs maniacally with the old lady

  • @Noanator
    @Noanator 2 роки тому +13

    45:48
    Daughters: "Yes, Mother!"
    Mark: "Yes, Mother!"