Imagine waking up one night to the sounds of someone shuffling around your house going through your shit and then you just hear a calm "I'm not here to rob you, I just like to observe." I feel like that'd be infinitely more stressful than being robbed.
One of my favourite unappreciated lines in this whole series is still when Mark says, in response to them calling Rose the package, "How did you know her middle name?"
I felt that in my soul too. When he said a very large castle with BIG doors and Huuuuge knockers I was like... "Confirmed, this is "say you're here for the tall lady, without saying you're here for the tall lady"
@@Milo_1987 As someone who knows Blitz well and considers him a friend. I also in turn hate you. Also the 4 does not look like an E in the slightest try using a 3 instead, honey. (I'd rather not call you a whore I hate you but not that much)
mark in a nice family home: "oh no this looks bad. this don't feel right" mark in a creepy house in the woods: "blood's a good sign" "wow what lovely art"
Yeah, i mean when you're in a horror game a scary house is gonna deliver you scary stuff, right? But if you're in a comfy home you know that the scary stuff are COVERED UP.
with the context from the rest of the game, the opening scene is amazing. miranda saying "go cautiously take YOUR daughter to bed" also taking a bullet and having an annoyed reaction instead of pain, the story being about mirandas child and her calling the child a rascal which isnt something a writer would say in that way, going "full native" with the food and acting so nonchalant around everything that happened in Louisiana. its just perfect story telling and seeding in doubts early but not blatant that you guess the twist right away.
That's one thing that always made me suspicious from the intro. She doesn't start reacting to the bullets until suspiciously late and once you know the twist, it's so obvious why
Idk, I feel like I should have put it together right off the bat when Mia didn't have the usual reaction to getting shot with a literal rifle round (that tends to at least knock humans down)
@@MindofEmbers but that’s what’s perfect about it. You’ve looked back on it now with recency bias. You now know the truth so you think you should’ve have known all along with the evidence that you found out. But this situation wasn’t exactly entirely outright showing that it was Miranda.
Well she is being medicated for the remnant effects of a fungal infection that has a side effect of extreme regenerative capabilities. Maybe that specific side effect was unable to be taken care of by the medicine. Then again who really knows.
mark the whole time: i’m here for the game and because i admire resident evil. nothing else.. also mark: did someone very tall with a *wide* upper body walk in?
I’m not going to spoil it but there’s a very important reason why she didn’t react the first time she got shot like directly in her chest/shoulder area
@Bender Bending Rodriguez i'm sure that's not all it's known for... if it were a stand-alone game then it probably would be, but resident evil's a huge series, and there's stuff to love about the game aside from the big lady (even if her designs really cool)!! people love to joke but that's all it is, jokes, and i'm sure people who hear of the game through jokes about her can understand she's not actually meant to be simped over
soldier:"Here, have a good look at my gunstock" Ethan: "Thanks, I should take a nap now" Chris: "You shouldn't sleep on the ground, let us move you to middle of nowhere."
Wow! the baby was born weighing 14.48lbs, 24.53in long, damn practically a toddler. She will probably have some crazy superpowers, (if you can call them that, lol) like the family did in the last game
I love it that this is my come back to series when I’m having a bad time just cuz Marks drooling over Lady D is so entertaining it never fails to make me laugh.
For someone who just saw their wife get shot dead, their baby daughter kidnapped, chased and attacked by unknown savage "things", and had half their left hand ripped off, Ethan is remarkably cool and collected.
Ethan is just chill personified. Gets his hand and leg chopped off in the last game and all we get is "Ahhhh! Fuck!" And then nothing else. He's the walking embodiment of: "Oh no! Anyway."
God I can’t believe it’s already been a year, I love this game so much and I’ve probably rewatched this play through like 8 times. Definitely not as much as the FNAF playlist, but it’s still very enjoyable
Mark his whole let’s play: “Ooooooo look at me all alone in this big ol castle! I sure hope no tall sexy lady comes and steps on me. That would be just oooooooooooo so scary!”
Yea, the vibes were all focused on some old lady but you know, I mean can you blame him?? It seems like everyone finds her "interesting"....well, except me of course, I think she's just a bag of bones in my eyes. Just my opinion.
Mia: *gets shot numerous times* Mark: I’m sure she’s fine. Anyways, has anyone seen a gigantic vampire mommy with a very respectable personality nearby?
@Bender Bending Rodriguez I don't think it's necessarily what it's known for, but she's just a heavily memed part of the game. Everyone can tell how good the game is and that it's worth playing.
I mean last I checked, Mia was only partially cured. With Eveline dead, Mia was freed of the thing in her that caused her to go all angry zombie mode, but the virus in her was never cured. It's still there, probably because it doesn't pose a threat to her or anyone else anymore. She still remembers everything, and judging by the fact that she barely cared about a bullet to the shoulder and multiple bullets to the head, she's clearly still infected and still more than capable of surviving small arms fire.
@@stoneheart0007 yeah, her reaction to the first bullet hitting her was more one of mild annoyance and surprise, like “did a bird really just poop on my shoulder?”
Yeah she's fine, she only got like 2 full rounds unloaded directly into her chest, she'll be right as rain with some o' that healing liquid Ethan uses to glue his hand back on
something that a lot of people have not noticed is that when Mother Miranda takes place as Mia she says local wine what is the wine that Lady Dimitrescu makes made out of yep blood so she offered Ethan blood wine
I feel like the fairytale at the start of the game is such a clever way to foreshadow. Each of the characters in this fairytale clearly represent the monsters Ethan encounters throughout the game. The bat lord being Donna, the fish king being Moreau, the dark weaver being Lady Dimitrescu and the horse being Heisenberg. The witch that appears when all of the monsters combined represents Miranda. I just find that so cool and I feel it’s a very clever but subtle way to introduce the story.
Ok so I don’t know if anyone else has already pointed this out but at the beginning, when Mia is ready the story to Rose, each of the creatures represents the lords, the bat the mommy Dimitrescu, the weaver is Donna, the fish king is Moreau and the horse is Heisenberg. The Witch is Maranda. I can’t believe I only realised that now but it’s a pretty cool detail.
I love how u can tell where the inspiration came from for the beginning story, like the voice acting, the art style etc all resemble the story of the deathly hallows from hp and the stepmothers story from mirror mirror.
The way Mia got shot by the first bullet at 10:54 was suspiciously weird, rather than holding her wound and panicking she straight up turned angry mode and just stood there. Just a hunch though.
@@holyvicar dude, please, you might not be DIRECTLY spoiling, but don't bait spoil either. Just let Mark and the people who watch him figure it out when they get to the reveal
It has that vibe of like 'if someone tries to steal something from you and you tell them no, they legally can't steal it from you'... even its a child that you stole from them first I guess
All of this game would be so simple if chris just said "Thats not your wife, thats a witch posing as your wife and your baby is a magic child" After everything Ethan goes through in 6 i feel like hed take that in stride like "Yep"
"Goodbye European friend with the mysterious American accent" so true lol I hate it when you'll have a bunch of people who are meant to be say German, and most of the actors are speaking English with a German accent. Then you'll have those who can't be arsed and are speaking with their American bor British accent. Kind of confuses the whole scene 🤣
Ethan: *Has his "wife" literally get shot "dead". Also Ethan: "Excuse me, sir. You appear to have riddled my wife with bullets, and I'm just wondering what made you wanna do that."
Watches Mia get shot 35 times, markiplier: Well Chris looks different
just a normal day
“I think mia is fine”
Mia looks alright
I'm sure she's fine
You mean Miranda😉
Imagine waking up one night to the sounds of someone shuffling around your house going through your shit and then you just hear a calm "I'm not here to rob you, I just like to observe." I feel like that'd be infinitely more stressful than being robbed.
*I'd feel that my life would be in much more danger if a robber said that to me, inside my own house.*
Well, at least someone cares about what im doing
I would offer them tea
Just keep it quiet I’d say
24:06
“Hey wassup.”
“Anybody mind me breaking in?”
“Anybody gonna stop me?!”
What would your answer be?
One of my favourite unappreciated lines in this whole series is still when Mark says, in response to them calling Rose the package, "How did you know her middle name?"
I TOTALLY MISSED THAT LMAO
Same
The android sent from Cyberlife?
Rosemary Package Winters, rolls off the tongue
what in the world.. its canon that kaeya watches markiplier?
“and huge knockers…on the doors” had me rolling
same XD
“I love butt..resses” got me
Mia cosplaying a slice of Swiss cheese
Mark: I’m assuming Mia’s fine
BAHAHAHAHAHA
This is the best out of all the "Mia getting shot" comments
This is the most creative one I’ve seen
underrated comment
LMAOOOO
“Huuuuuge... Knockers, on the doors.”
_oh my jesus_
And the “two very grandiose things waiting for me” 😭
I felt that in my soul too. When he said a very large castle with BIG doors and Huuuuge knockers I was like... "Confirmed, this is "say you're here for the tall lady, without saying you're here for the tall lady"
timestamp?
@@arii9288 why thae emoji?
@@teha17 15:36
Ethan’s way of coping from the events of the Baker Family: HERBS, MUST FILL HOME WITH PLANTS! HERBS, GOOP JUICE
hey some people like to roll a joint every now and then
@@Milo_1987 As someone who knows Blitz well and considers him a friend. I also in turn hate you. Also the 4 does not look like an E in the slightest try using a 3 instead, honey. (I'd rather not call you a whore I hate you but not that much)
@@Milo_1987 especially if they are a mold who went through some trauma
I'm wondering how the green herb works. Have you got multiple scratches or lost your limbs? Eat a leaf and now you're completely healthy
@@datsorde1132 it is actually a plant like fungus not herbs.
mark knowing lady demitrescu’s literal height is too funny 💀
bro did research
Hey! we have the same profile picture!
shes 9'6 she is way too tall 😰
@@arixi. You no like snu snu?
@@danielbrooks8980 what
mark in a nice family home: "oh no this looks bad. this don't feel right"
mark in a creepy house in the woods: "blood's a good sign" "wow what lovely art"
Yeah, i mean when you're in a horror game a scary house is gonna deliver you scary stuff, right? But if you're in a comfy home you know that the scary stuff are COVERED UP.
@@felixbrand1378 You right
@@felixbrand1378 good point...
@@felixbrand1378 it’s big brain time
@@felixbrand1378 now u r a true gamer
Ethan : "can't keep her waiting, your mother's scary when she's angry"
Yeah, especially when she has a screwdriver, a knife, and a chainsaw
how the fuck does this have 0 replies with 618 likes?
Lmao
@@sage4365 Hopefully that doesn't lead to any problems in their marriage....
Well and here I thought that line was kinda dark already but geez
Meanwhile, Mark doesn't want to keep the Tall Lady of the Tall Castle waiting. XD
the fact that mark knew exactly how tall lady dimitrescu was, is hilarious
He just said 9ft, that's not very exact
@@kevinsundelin8639 but its 9ft or idk how much meters
@@FE4Rpubgmobile Wat
@@kevinsundelin8639 he said 9’6
with the context from the rest of the game, the opening scene is amazing. miranda saying "go cautiously take YOUR daughter to bed" also taking a bullet and having an annoyed reaction instead of pain, the story being about mirandas child and her calling the child a rascal which isnt something a writer would say in that way, going "full native" with the food and acting so nonchalant around everything that happened in Louisiana. its just perfect story telling and seeding in doubts early but not blatant that you guess the twist right away.
You won’t guess it immediately unless your Sean
That's one thing that always made me suspicious from the intro. She doesn't start reacting to the bullets until suspiciously late and once you know the twist, it's so obvious why
Idk, I feel like I should have put it together right off the bat when Mia didn't have the usual reaction to getting shot with a literal rifle round (that tends to at least knock humans down)
@@MindofEmbers but that’s what’s perfect about it. You’ve looked back on it now with recency bias. You now know the truth so you think you should’ve have known all along with the evidence that you found out. But this situation wasn’t exactly entirely outright showing that it was Miranda.
Mark thinking that lady demitruescu is going to come out from every door is just the best thing ever
*mia gets shot 20+ times*
“She’s probably fine though”
Well she is being medicated for the remnant effects of a fungal infection that has a side effect of extreme regenerative capabilities. Maybe that specific side effect was unable to be taken care of by the medicine. Then again who really knows.
@@phoenixshadow4631 the people who actually played the game
To be fair he did see her "die" like 4 times in RE7 Lmao
@• K I W I • don’t spoil it for people
Someone literally commented almost the same thing last week stop stealing comments
Ethan, being a good dad: Hi there, little Rose!
Mark: Cringe.
I had the same reaction as mark 💀
@@teguplaysdidn't we all 😭
mark the whole time: i’m here for the game and because i admire resident evil. nothing else..
also mark: did someone very tall with a *wide* upper body walk in?
I love it how Mark assumes that every noise he hears implies that it’s Lady Dimitrescu who’s come to welcome him.
"Is this the sound of someone very tall coming to greet me?..." YES
the big boobie woman coming to greet him
@@huh6 play the game
Step on me vampire lady
I'm not too into lady dimitrescu
>Mia gets shot
Ethan: “MIA, GET DOWN”
*>Mia, still standing, ignores Ethan’s request and eats more bullets*
The person wasn't in detection mode yet, he was still hidden, she thought it was just the wind
I mean, they didn't have time for dinner yet, can't blame her for chewing on all that lead
@@victoryfraud1756 did you just-
Even better than that, she stood up again. No self preservation instincts whatsoever.
I’m not going to spoil it but there’s a very important reason why she didn’t react the first time she got shot like directly in her chest/shoulder area
Mark: "well I'm supposed to crawl inside it's corpse and uh-"
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Did that actually happen to you?
Sometimes ads have perfect timing
@@zach7281 yeah
Muckbang
Mine was literally about needing therapy lmao better help ad
20:48 I love how mark is complimenting the art like he would if a random child gave it to him.
I love how ‘Mia’ looked so offended the first time she got shot
'Mia' was probably thinking " bitch my plan. "
@@emmetthesubwaybosswhorunso1319 “shit now I have to play dead”
Well considering who it actually is lol
@@dragoncatoverload Who is she actually? I'm not going to watch this entire series, so please tell me
@@gabriel62 The final boss Miranda. She can shape shift and kidnapped Mia/replaced her for a few months.
It's amazing how calm he is under pressure. Mark will truly endure it all for Lady Dimitrescu
As we all shall but its a price we heros are willing to pay
ikr
he is a GAMER
@Salty_Ghøst She might be his Waifu. 😏😏😏😏😏
@Bender Bending Rodriguez i'm sure that's not all it's known for... if it were a stand-alone game then it probably would be, but resident evil's a huge series, and there's stuff to love about the game aside from the big lady (even if her designs really cool)!! people love to joke but that's all it is, jokes, and i'm sure people who hear of the game through jokes about her can understand she's not actually meant to be simped over
I love how Chris just killed Ethan’s Wife and all Mark could say is “Chris looks diffrent.”
To be fair he said that he assumes she is fine.
40:30 “I used to be an adventurer like you until I took an arrow to the knee”
And the setting makes this more Canon.
Mia: Gets shot 250 times
Mark: *Wow, Chris looks different "
Yeah, Mia can go to Hell.
@@Satan_Official shoulda saved zoe tbh
@@EldritchBumblebee agreed
3:15
Mark: you read that to a baby?????
Me, from Germany and grew up with german fairytales: that's nothing
What kind of German fairytales?
Mia: [*gets shot*]
Mia: [*looks offended like someone just spilt wine on her sweater*]
Which is one of the pieces of evidence that Mia was Miranda the entire time
literally like Every damn time
Chris: "Ethan, No!"
Ethan: "Understandable. Have a great day"
Ethan: "I just wanna learn how to read~~"
soldier:"Here, have a good look at my gunstock"
Ethan: "Thanks, I should take a nap now"
Chris: "You shouldn't sleep on the ground, let us move you to middle of nowhere."
@@roboorc1234 😂😂😂
Funi
Facts🤣🤣🤣
mark: i’m not a masochist
mark: oooh is he gonna do a sweet jump-slam on my skull?
*doesn’t do sweet jump-slam on skull*
mark: *disappointed mumbling*
XD
I'm starting to think the years of rage games changed him...
Lmaoo
Wow! the baby was born weighing 14.48lbs, 24.53in long, damn practically a toddler. She will probably have some crazy superpowers, (if you can call them that, lol) like the family did in the last game
I thought the same!! Her poor vagheen 😅 I birthed a small boy two weeks early and I was wrecked after 😂
I pray that Mia had a c section
This aged well
Mark is exceptionally good at guessing the stories of horror games. This, RE7, FNaF UCN, The Forest, etc
I just like how Chris tells Ethan no like he’s scolding a 4 year old
BAD ETHAN go to your corner NOW ! ~ Chris Redfield 2021
@@ozwellespencer955 Ethan Winters: *pulls out a banana and shoots chris*
@@paranoidlagvr6125 *chris mutates into a giant banana himself !*
@@paranoidlagvr6125 *Absorbs the banana ammo*
It's like he's a bad dog, "ETHAN, NO! BAD DOG!" *sprays with spray bottle*
Ethan: “Mia get down!”
Mia: “🧍♀️”
Mia: "🧀"
@@Scazoid AHAHAHAHAH
Mia: *gets shot up*
Mia: 👁👄👁
I love it that this is my come back to series when I’m having a bad time just cuz Marks drooling over Lady D is so entertaining it never fails to make me laugh.
“I think the baby blew up”😂I have absolutely no clue why I found that so funny
Markiplier not knowing how to take care of baby :"baby want a pill"
Babies love pills, everybody knows this.
It has the same energy as "I can take a hammer and *fix* the baby!"
@@tgreaux5027 yeah, I’ve tried giving a baby a pill and now he isn’t crying all the time!
@@batwolfy7044 baby is broken he’s too small!
@@AceEspeon seems its all good, wait wha-
Mark: “What a lovely castle.”
15 seconds later: “Your friends are all dead.”
mark hinting about lady dimitrescu the whole time was hilarious
Markiplier: This is exactly what ive been waiting for
I deadass just clicked the video and said that🤣
This is actually more like me rn, i have been waiting for this to happen :>
Yep, this is going to be good
Holy fuck that's alot of likes within an hour
Mark is only here to see the thicc hoochie of the castle
For someone who just saw their wife get shot dead, their baby daughter kidnapped, chased and attacked by unknown savage "things", and had half their left hand ripped off, Ethan is remarkably cool and collected.
Cool.....Ethan winters....OH I GET IT
Ethan is just chill personified. Gets his hand and leg chopped off in the last game and all we get is
"Ahhhh! Fuck!" And then nothing else.
He's the walking embodiment of:
"Oh no!
Anyway."
@@LairdCombanite i keep forgetting you can lose your leg in biohazard. I never had it happen to me. Lol
And for having half a hand, he sure is efficient at using a bolt cutter and moving a heavy shelf
@@penelopeskaggs5563 Wait... w h a t
God I can’t believe it’s already been a year, I love this game so much and I’ve probably rewatched this play through like 8 times. Definitely not as much as the FNAF playlist, but it’s still very enjoyable
That's me with marks let's play of re 7. I've watched it so many times
Are you me? Because I just did that.
Mia: *Gets shot 57 times*
Mark: I'm sure she's fine :)
Mark his whole let’s play: “Ooooooo look at me all alone in this big ol castle! I sure hope no tall sexy lady comes and steps on me. That would be just oooooooooooo so scary!”
Lmao jacksepticeye did the same
Ah, a fellow Smosh viewer. Welcome.
Mark, Sean, and Shayne could have a conversation about this for hours
I see you are a person of culture as well
Mark and Shayne would definitely have a Dimitrescu simp club
Yea, the vibes were all focused on some old lady but you know, I mean can you blame him?? It seems like everyone finds her "interesting"....well, except me of course, I think she's just a bag of bones in my eyes. Just my opinion.
“Baby want a nice refreshing shower?”
“BABY WANT A PILL??”
I don’t think Mark knows how to take care of babies...
He would be a great father
@@Thatraiderswagkid he would
Don't forget the wine he offered as well
Maybe not in games, but irl, he would be a great father.
@@Ian-ek2gd hmmm I’m not too sure about that
Mia: Your just being paranoid, Ethan: Remember I lost a hand and then I got it back
Package? How did you know her middle name? That killed me 😭
Do you really wanna be alone I have a fondness for wolves and If you need some friends I nominate myself.🐺
@@loki4807 im struggling so much to process this
@@Sqwidiot If you know you know
Mark pretending to not know about Lady Dimitrescu is the funniest thing I've seen in a while
Yes
Yes
A castle with a big tall welcome
Yes
Yes
Mia: *gets shot numerous times*
Mark: I’m sure she’s fine. Anyways, has anyone seen a gigantic vampire mommy with a very respectable personality nearby?
With a warm embrace in her giant castle?
@Death Omen why hello mister orange creamsicle senior >:]
This comment is by far my favorite
I love how realistic it is and also I love how mark is like "your tall but not tall enough for me to respect" like how tall you mark 😧😂😭
Chris: Let me see what you have
Ethan: A child!
Chris: NO!
Underrated comment 😭
I hope Amy isn't getting self-conscious about the fact that she is not 9 foot 6
Im sure amy is thristing over our powerful vampire mommy as well.
She told Mark about the vampire mommy.
@Bender Bending Rodriguez I don't think it's necessarily what it's known for, but she's just a heavily memed part of the game. Everyone can tell how good the game is and that it's worth playing.
@@cof... we know what you mean by that last part ;)
she punching the air rn
this episode is just "tell me you're in love with lady dimitrescu without telling me you're in love with lady dimitrescu"
Imagine this in vr
Except its all talking about how in love he is with lady dimitrescu
Wait till they meet again-
Tell me you're on tik tok without telling me you're on tik tok
Just the title of this game scares the crap out of me
Mia: gets shot
Ethan: "MIA GET DOWN"!
Mia: eats bullets for dinner
But bullets aren’t a local meal!
I love how sarcastic he is in this episode, made me laugh out loud
I’m sorry but are we gonna ignore the fact that Rose was born at almost 15 POUNDS? It’s big baby time
fat baby!
right i was shocked
Mine was 10 pounds and the doctors said that was “massive”.
Dimetrusce baby
That's like an average sized 7-8 month old according to WHO growth charts.
*Watches Mia get shot 65 times*
Markiplier: "I'm assuming Mia is fine..."
65?
I mean last I checked, Mia was only partially cured. With Eveline dead, Mia was freed of the thing in her that caused her to go all angry zombie mode, but the virus in her was never cured. It's still there, probably because it doesn't pose a threat to her or anyone else anymore. She still remembers everything, and judging by the fact that she barely cared about a bullet to the shoulder and multiple bullets to the head, she's clearly still infected and still more than capable of surviving small arms fire.
But she's still infected
And I’m assuming rose is fine
@@stoneheart0007 yeah, her reaction to the first bullet hitting her was more one of mild annoyance and surprise, like “did a bird really just poop on my shoulder?”
For many, it is a horror game. For Mark, it's the fantasy roleplay he's always dreamt about.
Mark: “Huge tracks of land”
A man of culture are we, Monty Python?
Every other youtuber: "aww such a cute baby!"
Markiplier: "this baby looks weird"
He’s not ok
mark, always our fav ytber :)
I have yet to watch a UA-camr that though the baby was cute
Pewds: can I throw the baby?
Jack: EAT THE CHILD
Wife : gets lit up like a Christmas tree.
Mark: she’ll be fine.
Yeah she's fine, she only got like 2 full rounds unloaded directly into her chest, she'll be right as rain with some o' that healing liquid Ethan uses to glue his hand back on
@Jackson Carpenter yeahp she basically got turned into a magazine herself with all the bullets she's storing
*Wife gets shots up like robocop*
I hope Mia is okay also thats not something to insult, If she is really dead by the end of this series im gonna be pissed mark...
But I don’t think rose is not ok.
Dead Horse: exists
Mark: It's free real estate
something that a lot of people have not noticed is that when Mother Miranda takes place as Mia she says local wine what is the wine that Lady Dimitrescu makes made out of yep blood so she offered Ethan blood wine
23:47 The fact that they actually made the heat coming off a recently dead corpse in a frozen environment is such magnificent attention to detail.
"Not quite tall enough for me to really respect you"
Oh, so that's why Mark DEEPly respects Lady Dimitrescu
No way I’m first to a JSGWAM comment
its an honor to be second to reply to this comment
My honor to be third
JSGWAM I FINALLY FOUND YOU AFTER 1WEEK
What? Wait why are people honored to reply to you, you secretly famous? Hahai
“A dead body!”
“But wait, there’s more!”
2 years later mark saying “huge castle with huge doors and grate big huge knockers on the doors” is one of the funniest things I have heard 😂😂
Ethan: I SAID GET YOUR HANDS OFF HER
Chris: *no*
Ethan: understandable have a nice day
Well to be fair the man had 3 rifels pointed at him so if he did try something his ass would be dead.
*[insert profile picture here.]*
@@hammertime5914 very logical and fair point made by you my friend
Oh my
Dimitrescu: Let's see how special you are.
The Daughters: Yes mother.
Mark: yes mother.
Dimitrescu: What?
Mark: What?
666th like
@@Janislikeinmeangirls don’t know why tho😑🤡
Yes mommy
Booba
@@Janislikeinmeangirls yeees GOO Demons-
😂😂
I feel like the fairytale at the start of the game is such a clever way to foreshadow. Each of the characters in this fairytale clearly represent the monsters Ethan encounters throughout the game. The bat lord being Donna, the fish king being Moreau, the dark weaver being Lady Dimitrescu and the horse being Heisenberg. The witch that appears when all of the monsters combined represents Miranda. I just find that so cool and I feel it’s a very clever but subtle way to introduce the story.
Hey I just made my first part of the re8 rose dlc can you check it out
i didn’t noticed until i watched the start again and i literally didn’t had no clue. it was really good.
I know right, I was shock when I rewatching it again.
mark: getting chased by the lycens
also mark: casually looting for things whilst avoiding death multiple times
Imagine hearing somebody breaking into your house and hearing them yell “I’m not robbing you I’m just ... observing your stuff.”
AAA lmaoo
Mark pretending to not be here for Lady Dimitrescu is a whole different experience
hearing him talking about the huge embrace and the big knockers on the door around 16:00 is fantastic as well LMAO
On the same level as Sean. But a bit better.
Mhm. But we all know the truth
Glad to be Romanian
I guess you could say it's a 'Mark' of a true gamer
"Your friends are all dead" 23:13 is one of my favorite things mark has said, like bro is talking to a bird.
10:55 The way she looked down was hilarious. "Not again.."
Ethan: "Mia, get down!"
Mia: Y'all hear sumn?
to be fair, she probably entered shock from being shot
@@lunar_proxy well yes but no
@@MustyCheeks yea now that i've caught up with the whole game ... ummmm not exactly
@@lunar_proxy Same lol cause I only seen resident evil 7 and 8
@RANK: LIEUTENANT. CALLSIGN: VIPER spoiler warning man
I like how Mark is in denial of playing this game for Lady Dimitrescu.
i mean he likes resident evil sooo
every ample inch that this hefty, enormous.....game......has to offer
I mean who wouldn't she absolutely gorgeous, strong and intelligent.
@@flow_dust7184 eh, not really. Well made model but id say she's an 6/10
@@direkitsune pfff jalous ;p
Man, Ethan's left hand just cannot catch a break.
Me, a romanian, appreciating the fact that Mark actually pronounces the names correctly
Markiplier somehow can act like a mature adult and a 4 year old at the same time....it amazes me
That’s true, he’s a god lol
@Muscleman8562 stop spam
It still whoop ur a
@Muscleman8562 _n o o n e c a r e s_
Four year old man...
jackcepticeye: awww that baby looks cute
markiplier: ugh that baby makes me uncomfortable
Video game babies always make me uncomfortable 😂
PewDiePie: throw the baby in the sauce
Lol
No the uncomfortable baby comes later
@@CheshireKitty-ox2fy so true
the duality of man
Ok so I don’t know if anyone else has already pointed this out but at the beginning, when Mia is ready the story to Rose, each of the creatures represents the lords, the bat the mommy Dimitrescu, the weaver is Donna, the fish king is Moreau and the horse is Heisenberg. The Witch is Maranda.
I can’t believe I only realised that now but it’s a pretty cool detail.
I love how u can tell where the inspiration came from for the beginning story, like the voice acting, the art style etc all resemble the story of the deathly hallows from hp and the stepmothers story from mirror mirror.
The way Mia got shot by the first bullet at 10:54 was suspiciously weird, rather than holding her wound and panicking she straight up turned angry mode and just stood there. Just a hunch though.
After a while you'll see why hehe
RIGHT
Lmao
it was so weird. she looked at her shoulder then looked around. didnt even fucking touch the wound or flinch.
@@holyvicar dude, please, you might not be DIRECTLY spoiling, but don't bait spoil either. Just let Mark and the people who watch him figure it out when they get to the reveal
I love how Chris tells Ethan “Ethan no” like a puppy
That’s exactly what I thought when he told Ethan no 😂
He shall become puppy with that bite...
YES
thats exactly what i said when i watched corpse stream and jacks video. Like..... he just backed up and said "alright my bad"
It has that vibe of like 'if someone tries to steal something from you and you tell them no, they legally can't steal it from you'... even its a child that you stole from them first I guess
The lycan attack was the most stress inducing panic ever.
"Package? How'd you know her middle name?"
Holy crap Mia got lit up. She didn't even bother to get down, she took it like a champ
It takes a bit of time to react to a surprise attack like that. Even the pain wouldn't kick in instantly.
@@dunx3394 . . .
Replay deleted only 1 person saw it. Sorry again...
@@dunx3394 actually... Make that at least 2
At least you did delete it.
@@dunx3394 its fine
Markiplier sounds like if the game narrator had control of a human and with no script
Hahahahahaha
Your comment made the video significantly funnier
So ... A main character ?
@@thesireen no
i lost it when he said "chris buddy thanks for shooting the wife"
Rose: starts crying
Mark: HEY BABY, SHUT UP! 😂😂😂
I'm convinced Ethan winters doesnt feel pain, this man gets literally torn to pieces and he just keeps going. Absolute chad
It's all in that one hand too lol
How there does it only say 2 or 1 comments but 3 people have commented
Im beggining to think that Minecraft Steve's last name is Winters...
First his left hand is sawn off by a chainsaw, now half of it was bitten off by a FUCKING WEREWOLF ZOMBIE HYBRID.
You'll see why by the end of the game
His constant hinting towards wanting to see Lady Dimitrescu is just so entertaining.
I'm also wanting to see her asap, just like how I couldn't wait to meet Mr X and Nemesis in the remakes lol
Its annoying.
Bruhmoment4 be sure not to watch
"hinting"
700th like
All of this game would be so simple if chris just said "Thats not your wife, thats a witch posing as your wife and your baby is a magic child"
After everything Ethan goes through in 6 i feel like hed take that in stride like "Yep"
"Goodbye European friend with the mysterious American accent" so true lol I hate it when you'll have a bunch of people who are meant to be say German, and most of the actors are speaking English with a German accent. Then you'll have those who can't be arsed and are speaking with their American bor British accent. Kind of confuses the whole scene 🤣
Bouwowater mayw
Mia: *has more bullets in her than she has teeth*
Mark: I’m assuming that Mias fine
Lol they really just _kept shooting her_
Timestamp
Yeah, Mia is perfectly fine, im not sure about her, but she's perfectly fine.
AcèMãx 12:24 is when he says it but the actual *shooting* is a few minutes before that
@@cynthiagalant2634 thx
5:42 Rose: *(Cries)*
Mark: “Hey baby shut up!”
LOL Mark, you’ll be a great dad someday!
mark saying "did you feed me" in response to a dead body being dropped by him is such a mark response but jesus christ
Can we just have a moment of silence for Ethans left hand? It has been through SO much.
Same as my left hand
I think the real monster here is Ethan . Gets half of his hand bitten off and he just walks off like nothing happened.
don't worry, it goes through even more
f
Ethan: Not again!
Ethan: *Has his "wife" literally get shot "dead".
Also Ethan: "Excuse me, sir. You appear to have riddled my wife with bullets, and I'm just wondering what made you wanna do that."
Exactly !
🤣
I now kinda want Mark to voice a resident evil character. 🤣
@@justin2308 SAMEE
BAHAHA-
Rewatching this and now it makes sense that the book in the beginning cut to the “real” world when it did