The Messed Up Origins of Goldilocks and the Three Bears | Fables Explained - Jon Solo

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  • You spoke and I listened! Here's the second official episode of Fables Explained! Today we're breaking down the many, MANY versions of Goldilocks from throughout history! Have you heard them all? ಠ_ಠ
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  • @JonSolo
    @JonSolo  5 років тому +666

    Thanks for watching SoloFam! Are you excited for Fables Explained? Do you have any recommendations for future episodes? Leave your thoughts in a comment down below and don't forget to SMASH that like button with all your heart!

    • @dieunom9993
      @dieunom9993 5 років тому +8

      Jon it says this is a private video.😭😭😭😥

    • @patricklawson4417
      @patricklawson4417 5 років тому +11

      Anime explained

    • @maddyinthemaking
      @maddyinthemaking 5 років тому +8

      Jon I don't know if you have done this yet, but could you do a Messed up Origins Fables Explained video on my favorite stories Hansel and Gretel or Puss and Boots?

    • @bealtaine1269
      @bealtaine1269 5 років тому +7

      Jon Solo, Lucy Locket (that girl who lost her pocket) is pretty interesting. These new videos are so cool. And the Mary Mary Quite Contrary nursery rhyme is quite well known, but it's still good

    • @NikkiMKarLen
      @NikkiMKarLen 5 років тому +3

      Please do, "There once was a man from Nantucket."

  • @caiden2707
    @caiden2707 4 роки тому +399

    the three bears' home, food, & property: *exists*
    goldilocks: "it's free real estate-"

    • @dawn2666
      @dawn2666 4 роки тому +6

      Accurate

    • @aaronbradley3232
      @aaronbradley3232 4 роки тому +1

      Tell her dumb azz

    • @wolfzmusic9706
      @wolfzmusic9706 3 роки тому +2

      i don’t think you need an apostrophe after bears as you know how many bears there are

    • @joanna_vxo
      @joanna_vxo 3 роки тому +3

      Wolfz Music hey nothing wrong with putting effort into proper grammar 😂

    • @zeppelinofmightygargantuan8712
      @zeppelinofmightygargantuan8712 3 роки тому +5

      Making a meme out of a kids show is more gold then a regular meme

  • @vitaminanime
    @vitaminanime 5 років тому +1399

    Children's stories from way back when were a lot grittier than we are now because kids were a lot less innocent. Think about it: kids saw executions as public entertainment, saw severed heads on spikes along the sides of bridges, overheard their parents having sex (people often lived in one room houses and the entire family slept in the same bed), saw animals and people giving birth, and were surrounded by death all the time. Kids were a lot less sheltered then. No wonder kids stories from the days of yore are so messed up

    • @MelB868
      @MelB868 5 років тому +51

      I would never let my kid if I was living back then witness such violence evil and witchcraft

    • @vitaminanime
      @vitaminanime 5 років тому +225

      @@MelB868 be glad you don't live back then in that case and didn't have kids back then...kids witnessing executions and births and deaths was a part of life back then. People and animals giving birth, public executions, corpses of condemned criminals in gibbeting cages, dumping pails of piss into the streets, people dead from diseases that are easily treatable today...they were facts of life. Maybe comes across as evil by today's standards and is definitely unfortunate but back then it merely was a harsh reality and there was't a whole lot they could do about it. Relativism.

    • @MelB868
      @MelB868 5 років тому +26

      vitaminanime animals giving is okay but not exuctions witchcraft or seeing me and their dad you know doing what married people do

    • @vitaminanime
      @vitaminanime 5 років тому +119

      @@MelB868 it's not like kids were forced to watch their parents doing it or that their parents made a spectacle of it, and i'm sure adults would try to find time alone but there wasn't much concept of privacy. When you have a family of twelve and a cow living under one small roof there will not be much privacy. As it was, seeing executions was like going to the movies and bodies of condemned criminals was a warning and there was't a whole lot anyone could do about it. It was a cultural norm and a social norm. Not saying any of this was good but that was just a way of life and people didn't know any different.(and what does witchcraft have to do with any of this as witchcraft was very much frowned upon)

    • @anirnemi2394
      @anirnemi2394 5 років тому +45

      You want your kids to see you fuck your spouse and watch peoples heads get cut off? Cause if you think that was a good thing to show kids back in the days to "prepare them for the real world", then you really have to look over your morals

  • @Depto_estudios_inscrim
    @Depto_estudios_inscrim 5 років тому +331

    About "Suitable for children" I remembered a very popular song that I sang when I was a girl, called "Alicia va en el coche", and it's about a girl who is going to meet her parents in a car, her aunt fixes her hair with a crystal comb, and she has gold ornaments and glass orchids. The song ends by saying that Alicia was dead ... And she was being prepared to be taken to the cemetery and "meet her parents." And I used to sing it since I was 4 years old, and I just realized the meaning when I was 16 years old (even tho it clearly says "Alice is dead, they are going to bury her") . But unconsciously it prepared you for not to think of death as something sad.

    • @fightingmedialounge519
      @fightingmedialounge519 5 років тому +31

      Sounds more like desensitization.

    • @queerlibtardhippie9357
      @queerlibtardhippie9357 4 роки тому +16

      @@fightingmedialounge519 Yeah I was going to say sounds more like, "Hey! Death is normal! Death is fun!" Lol

    • @sarahgray430
      @sarahgray430 3 роки тому +6

      @@queerlibtardhippie9357 well, Mexican culture has a much different attitude towards death than that of the US. Las Dias de la Muerte is a real thing that they do every year to take the sting out of death.

    • @fireflymiesumae
      @fireflymiesumae 2 роки тому

      Bruh

    • @jerrydrouillard
      @jerrydrouillard Рік тому

      @@queerlibtardhippie9357 Death may not be fun, but it is normal and natural.

  • @333angeleyes
    @333angeleyes 5 років тому +283

    The old lady was implied to be a witch. People back then thought witches could not burn and could not drown....

    • @onewingedangelsephiroth1561
      @onewingedangelsephiroth1561 4 роки тому +21

      No they didn't. They burned witches at the stake all the time back then. And you're kinda right about the drowning thing except it was because the pure water would reject a witch and she would float all the way on top like laying on ice.

    • @RocketHarry865
      @RocketHarry865 3 роки тому +4

      @@onewingedangelsephiroth1561 Ironically during the anglo saxon era it was the opposite where the weight of their sins dragged them under

    • @milascave2
      @milascave2 2 роки тому +19

      @@onewingedangelsephiroth1561 The best part was that if she sank, she drowned, but was declared innocent. If she was able to keep afloat, she was declared guilty and burned at the stake It was kind of a no-win situation.

    • @fireflymiesumae
      @fireflymiesumae 2 роки тому

      True

    • @chlorophil545
      @chlorophil545 Рік тому +2

      Hansel and Gretel who went to the candy house pushed the witch into the oven to kill her, which in retrospect now with the story being German doesn't age well after 1945.

  • @skyhawke223
    @skyhawke223 5 років тому +752

    “We have an old hag who constantly swears! Isn’t that nice!” 😂😂😂

    • @madbear3512
      @madbear3512 5 років тому +15

      Sounds like my uncle or me when I'm talking

    • @grootgroove9529
      @grootgroove9529 5 років тому +14

      Things your aunt says when she tries to make the best of her mother-in-law coming over for dinner.

    • @madbear3512
      @madbear3512 5 років тому +7

      @@grootgroove9529
      Anit that the damn truth

    • @Tanishqkanojia1163
      @Tanishqkanojia1163 5 років тому +5

      Read this just before he said it

    • @peebay3515
      @peebay3515 5 років тому +6

      Obviously Jon has been to a few too many bingo parlors.

  • @ride-playerbb2818
    @ride-playerbb2818 5 років тому +1518

    You forgot the most significant goldilocks story. The one with....
    SOMEBODY TOUCH MY SPAGHET

  • @musicgirl12357
    @musicgirl12357 5 років тому +154

    I know there was one version of Goldilocks where after seeing the bears she jumps out the window, gets caught by a tree branch then snaps her neck.

    • @queerlibtardhippie9357
      @queerlibtardhippie9357 4 роки тому +20

      Wtf??? I get times were different, but how the fuck is that a satisfying ending?

    • @feleciaclemons5074
      @feleciaclemons5074 4 роки тому +33

      @@queerlibtardhippie9357 because she was a burglar and a thief.. Old school justice??

    • @queerlibtardhippie9357
      @queerlibtardhippie9357 4 роки тому +19

      @@feleciaclemons5074 Real justice is a 3 hour monologue about them torturing her. Like, the story just ends after the neck snap? Lol

    • @feleciaclemons5074
      @feleciaclemons5074 4 роки тому +4

      @@queerlibtardhippie9357 yes, my ending is kind of anticlimactic, yours is wayyy better!!!😂😂😂😂

    • @thelanktheist2626
      @thelanktheist2626 4 роки тому

      gluten free bleach idk, real justice is her getting shot by the father bear

  • @piluex2
    @piluex2 5 років тому +42

    Her version was brutal, but I still can't help but to go "awww" over her taking the time to craft a book with ilustrations and everything for her nephew.

  • @kirbymarchbarcena
    @kirbymarchbarcena 5 років тому +731

    So Goldilocks is actually an old lady...better make that Silverlocks as she may have gray hair.

    • @ButterflyQueene07
      @ButterflyQueene07 5 років тому +4

      kirby march Barcena Lol!

    • @quincemccloud7413
      @quincemccloud7413 5 років тому +20

      How is a bed too soft

    • @L33TRedNinja
      @L33TRedNinja 5 років тому +8

      I actually have a book with that version of the story! 😉

    • @tohouvocaloidfan001
      @tohouvocaloidfan001 5 років тому +32

      Quince McCloud
      I can answer that. As for me, a mattress that sinks in too much actually hurts my back after a while so I need a firm mattress.

    • @geesus1271
      @geesus1271 5 років тому +5

      @Nicky-Knocks !*sees pfp*
      *aggressive what'd I miss humming*

  • @candiigurl7893
    @candiigurl7893 5 років тому +402

    *Fables/Fairy Tales Explained Ideas:*
    Hansel and Gretel
    Jack and Jill
    Mary, Mary Quite Contrary
    The Boy Who Cried Wolf
    The Tortoise and The Hare
    The Gingerbread Man
    The Golden Touch
    Little Red Riding Hood/ Litte Red Cap

    • @jamiemations12
      @jamiemations12 5 років тому +8

      I would love to hear Hansel and Gretel

    • @essencet4175
      @essencet4175 5 років тому +10

      When I read "Mary, Mary" I thought of "Johnny ,johnny' for some reason 😂

    • @CuriousWanderer_
      @CuriousWanderer_ 5 років тому

      Yes please!

    • @atlasllm
      @atlasllm 5 років тому +3

      @@essencet4175 mary mary eating sugar
      no papa
      mary mary telling lies

    • @chipsty09
      @chipsty09 5 років тому

      I second these suggestions!!!!! :)

  • @agathoklesmartinios8414
    @agathoklesmartinios8414 5 років тому +73

    Hmmm. The fact the old lady wouldn't burn or couldn't drown might even suggest she may have been a witch, since throwing people in deep water was one method of determining they were witches in medieval times.

  • @kenhollis6197
    @kenhollis6197 5 років тому +110

    You've talked about The Three Pigs, and now the Three Bears. If you now talk about Little Red Riding Hood, you'll have completed the trifecta of stories my grandma used to tell me.

    • @karenryder6317
      @karenryder6317 2 роки тому +2

      and what about three blind mice? What was the bit with the triads?

  • @oakerton
    @oakerton 5 років тому +426

    Can you cover the messed up origins of Little Red Riding Hood?

    • @Rockamolie
      @Rockamolie 5 років тому +22

      Asian Potato that story is realy messed up.

    • @suysb
      @suysb 5 років тому +4

      Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    • @ZimVader-0017
      @ZimVader-0017 5 років тому +17

      I know four versions of that one. The one everyone knows, the Brothers Grimm version, the apparent original version which is surprisingly darker than the Grimm version, and a parody version that is attempting to explain where did werewolves come from (if you get my drift).

    • @tallahriehl8220
      @tallahriehl8220 5 років тому +1

      Zim Vader0017 oh sweet lord no

    • @AmyBlackRoseCena
      @AmyBlackRoseCena 5 років тому +6

      I heard of that one. That the grandma was a werewolf

  • @samuellawrencesbookclub8250
    @samuellawrencesbookclub8250 5 років тому +138

    The version I was something of a hybrid of the old versions and the new. The protagonist was a young blonde child, named Goldylocks, the bears were a family, named Father-Bear, Mother-Bear, and Young-Bear, and the tale was all from her point of view. She was always described as a rather unpleasant child, 'a little brat' was the phrase my father would use, and the story started with her watching the bears house, hidden from them by thick foliage, she entered the house as soon as they left.
    In the version I heard, the porridge bit and the chairs bit was always lumped together - with the chairs being set around the table -, Young-Bear's chair would collapse as soon as Goldilocks had finished the porridge. Plus, Goldylocks' complaints about the porridge were; Father-Bear's is too salty, and Mother-Bear's was too sweet, with Young-Bear's being 'just right' because it was a perfect balance between sweet and salty. Further, this whole section was extended as Goldylocks decided that, if she mixed Mother-Bear's and Father-Bear's porridge together, the resulting mix would be just like Young-Bear's, this worked and she ate the two other helpings - after which the chair broke, which was explained by Goldylocks' becoming to heavy for it after eating so much.
    Goldylocks would then go upstairs, in-order to sleep off her large meal, she would go through the 'too hard... too soft... just right' rigmarole with the beds and fall asleep in Young-Bear's bed. The bears would then return, and finds that they had been robbed, this would get them very angry. They would search for the intruder, Young-Bear crying for a bit after discovering that his chair had been broken, and, of course, find her in the bedroom. The bears, all of them having had their breakfasts stolen, would kill and eat Goldylocks - without waking her - cutting some of her flesh into strips and frying it for bacon - a meal which they found satisfying. They would also sell Goldylocks' clothes, and remaining meat, at the market; in order to pay for a new chair for Young-Bear.
    It seems the version I heard was a hybrid including some of the traits of the more modern version, the darkness of the older version, and a certain degree of creative license. I needn't add that this was my favourite story while growing up.

    • @dkf315
      @dkf315 5 років тому +8

      😎

    • @bettyunicorn6132
      @bettyunicorn6132 3 роки тому +4

      So awesome

    • @martabachynsky8545
      @martabachynsky8545 3 роки тому +10

      The version that I read when I was a kid ended with "and the bears gobbled her up", or something like that. It's been a very long time since I read that story.

  • @urielgonzalez900
    @urielgonzalez900 5 років тому +57

    “Somebody toucha my spaghet” - Italian Bear 2017

    • @mylifeismylife5056
      @mylifeismylife5056 5 років тому +1

      It did not start in 2017

    • @mylifeismylife5056
      @mylifeismylife5056 5 років тому +1

      Also your name is master Jedi but you have the link logo... was kinda hoping for that to be the rebel logo

  • @watchingthebees
    @watchingthebees 5 років тому +30

    When I heard the story, Goldilocks was a lost and hungry little girl and when the bears found her they were kind to her and let her live with them

    • @leonardomichua
      @leonardomichua Рік тому +4

      When I first heard the story she was ate. The bears got her and ate her

    • @thetechnocrat4979
      @thetechnocrat4979 Рік тому

      That's my favourite version.

    • @elcucy
      @elcucy Рік тому

      Puss in Boots The Last Wish

  • @jazlyntorres8695
    @jazlyntorres8695 5 років тому +381

    Yay, what if he starts doing stories on the nursery song like, Ring around the Rosy😱

    • @chaderoop5563
      @chaderoop5563 5 років тому +4

      oh no

    • @stephsmanicshenanigans8017
      @stephsmanicshenanigans8017 5 років тому +9

      Pretty sure he has but it was called something a little different. Was a series of nursery rhymes

    • @stephsmanicshenanigans8017
      @stephsmanicshenanigans8017 5 років тому +3

      Might have been someone else, I can’t find the video. I remember binging a bunch one night and seeing it though 🤷🏻‍♀️ guess it could have been someone else mixed in with similar videos though

    • @tyeishaleisure
      @tyeishaleisure 5 років тому +4

      Stephanie Mullins you may have seen the video from Matthew Santoro. To my knowledge, John has not done a video like that. However, it would be extremely interesting if he did. Honestly I would love to see that.

    • @HyperionaSilverleaf
      @HyperionaSilverleaf 5 років тому +12

      Black Death. Posies were thought to ward it off. Ashes were actually achoo. It's seriously screwed up. Hearing him break it down further would be nice.

  • @karosasnn
    @karosasnn 5 років тому +5

    I had a Goldilocks and the 3 bears book, but in it the ending was very different. The bears saw that it was a little girl and felt too sorry to eat her so they let her go. To their surprise she became very good friends with the son and was always welcome at their house.

  • @barbaravick7108
    @barbaravick7108 3 роки тому +3

    The version I was raised with had a lost Goldilocks wandering for days, starving in the woods. She came across a house and priceded to help herself. The bears returned and felling sorry for her, took care of her. The End. I mentioned end this to a friend who said that's the same version shed heard. Maybe its a K.CMO thing

  • @michaeloluwajuyemi4546
    @michaeloluwajuyemi4546 5 років тому +236

    I would ❤️ to see all versions of the three bears.

    • @myusernamesmellsodeosyours4204
      @myusernamesmellsodeosyours4204 5 років тому +2

      Ohhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh....wtf

    • @totoro6907
      @totoro6907 5 років тому

      Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    • @sarahjoponziolifeteamprinc6060
      @sarahjoponziolifeteamprinc6060 5 років тому

      Michael Oluwajuyemi I do for bed for the Bear family because Golden locks Broke in their house even know no one was home ! When I was little I hear that story and I always want to know why she did that in the first place !

    • @katelynbodiford5680
      @katelynbodiford5680 5 років тому

      @@sarahjoponziolifeteamprinc6060
      My favorite version is Scrapefoot the Fox and The Three Bears Scrapefoot is better.
      I sure wish Scrapefoot had more stories about him.
      I like Foxes and my favorite is the Red Fox.

  • @thechickenwizard8172
    @thechickenwizard8172 5 років тому +182

    SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET!

  • @valentinkambushev4968
    @valentinkambushev4968 Рік тому +12

    I heard that the three bears adopted Goldilocks and later on they became a crime family.

  • @britasha1194
    @britasha1194 3 роки тому +4

    "Kids need to prepare for this dark messed up world" - anyone before 1900

  • @bbvestieofthemagbloodaltar7665
    @bbvestieofthemagbloodaltar7665 5 років тому +70

    SOMEBODY TUCHA' MY SPAGGET' !!!

  • @nyxxie-pooh
    @nyxxie-pooh 5 років тому +138

    I am loving this series!! Can't wait for more! Keep doing whatcha doing :D

  • @jessicafreeborn4997
    @jessicafreeborn4997 3 роки тому +12

    I also like with the Eleanor Muir version how the ending sticks with the rule of 3. 3 attempts to punish her until they get it “just right”

  • @barbsee2694
    @barbsee2694 5 років тому +47

    Vixen also referred to a loose female.a homewrecker.could it have been the woman took advantage of the three men and was discovered in the bed of the third? And punished ?

    • @Azier18
      @Azier18 3 роки тому +1

      😏 punished eh?

  • @NicoUnken
    @NicoUnken 5 років тому +9

    A few days ago I thought to myself "Man these Jon Solo video's are great. It's gonna SUCK ASS when he runs out of disney stories to explain......." and then I realized that you are now doing fables, too.
    It has made me very happy to imagine you'll be around for basically as long as you *want* to be, instead of simply running out of material.

  • @ride-playerbb2818
    @ride-playerbb2818 5 років тому +152

    I think you should do messed up origin Into the woods edition. Like, explain the disney version, then the into the woods version.

    • @despicablepenguin
      @despicablepenguin 5 років тому +7

      R/B The Toku Hufflepuff wait I don’t think into the Woods was based on a specific fairytale. Unless you mean the musical but he doesn’t really do musicals and you can probably find the difference between the movie and the musical in another video or online. Though it would be fun and the musical is definitely darker than the movie.

    • @ride-playerbb2818
      @ride-playerbb2818 5 років тому +3

      oh no. I mean compare the disney/fable version with the into the woods version. For example, compare the disney cinderella with the into the woods cinderella or the silly symphony litle red riding hood with the into the woods one.

    • @larcovilia8792
      @larcovilia8792 5 років тому +1

      Into the woods is a musical telling a 3 or 4 in 1 story that is REALLY based on Grimm's fairytales, which those are pretty messed up yknow, except at the part when they all meet each other

    • @lilz
      @lilz 5 років тому

      Yes but with the stage show, not the Disney movie!

    • @jiminly1158
      @jiminly1158 5 років тому

      Yah that’s actually true cuz into the woods stayed quite true to the original tales.

  • @rendaniramavhoya752
    @rendaniramavhoya752 3 роки тому +4

    I love messed up origins. Thank you Jon Solo for captivating our minds with each show ☺️☺️

  • @ashleygarcia6448
    @ashleygarcia6448 5 років тому +20

    You should do one on jack jumping over a candle stick. I'd love to see where that one originated from and if there was more than one version. Also i love your videos.😍💖

  • @friedchickensandwich
    @friedchickensandwich 5 років тому +13

    This series is the most beautiful thing ever, like dude, you need more subscribers

  • @ginax8307
    @ginax8307 5 років тому +95

    LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD NEEDS TO BE NEXT

    • @serii1588
      @serii1588 5 років тому

      Watch Into The Woods that version is already really messed up

    • @katelynbodiford5680
      @katelynbodiford5680 5 років тому

      @@serii1588
      And the only good part about it is Johnny Depp as the wolf.

  • @haxygo7004
    @haxygo7004 5 років тому +25

    *_Somebody toucha my spaghet!_*

  • @swagbag180
    @swagbag180 5 років тому +7

    Horror Movie:
    A little girl wanders in the woods
    Contacts Beasts ( Animals )
    Dies

  • @ash-ue9od
    @ash-ue9od 5 років тому +10

    Friend: how would you describe yourself
    Me: A brother's Grimm story

  • @mynosycats
    @mynosycats 4 роки тому +6

    My grandpa told be two versions: One where she escaped and one where the girl was eaten by the bears

  • @janwakker9055
    @janwakker9055 5 років тому +25

    Your a good youtuber creetings from the netherlands

    • @JonSolo
      @JonSolo  5 років тому +6

      Thank you! Greetings to you from the United States!

  • @Hoffy1138
    @Hoffy1138 4 роки тому +7

    "Third time's the charm" is what I call "The Goldilocks Effect"

  • @edgydude3539
    @edgydude3539 5 років тому +307

    I played to much of these and ruined my girlfriend and I’s relationship. I guess I’m now a solo solo cup ;)

    • @anothercreator7433
      @anothercreator7433 5 років тому +7

      *too *girlfriend’s *my

    • @lavender4683
      @lavender4683 5 років тому +17

      @@anothercreator7433 actually he used "girlfriend" correctly

    • @feralfernweh6091
      @feralfernweh6091 5 років тому +10

      @@anothercreator7433 eh, "my girlfriend and my" sounds awkward- it would be better to say: "me and my girlfriend's" or "my relationship with my girlfriend"

    • @sirrsing4727
      @sirrsing4727 5 років тому +17

      Shit. If youtbe videos ruined you and ur girlfriend's relationship. You're probably better off... u probably dodged a 40.cal bullet with that one..

    • @serii1588
      @serii1588 5 років тому +9

      ZERO just ignore these replies your comment is correct English except for the 'to' who cares tbh

  • @kerriecripps1108
    @kerriecripps1108 5 років тому +17

    RUMPLESTILLSKIN !!!!!! Please be so good there are some real messed up versions love your series so much keep up the amazing work can’t get enough of them ☠️p.s I hope I spelt that right lol x

    • @trupype3028
      @trupype3028 5 років тому +3

      The meaning of the name alone.....

    • @kleen_B
      @kleen_B 3 роки тому +1

      The nostalgia 📈

  • @bx3326
    @bx3326 5 років тому +1

    when i was younger Goldilocks ended up befriending the bears after an apology. That is the reason i love your channel you never know what to expect.

  • @spyjonsachurin2101
    @spyjonsachurin2101 5 років тому +2

    I always felt so bad for Baby Bear. He lost his food, his chair, and someone took his bed. Like poor guy.

  • @emmabrennan3692
    @emmabrennan3692 5 років тому +9

    Lovin this new series!! The Boy who cried wolf would be cool to see!

  • @inioluwaafolabi2565
    @inioluwaafolabi2565 4 роки тому +3

    Jon’s comedy is so underrated

  • @1985banks1
    @1985banks1 5 років тому +2

    I just found you're channel on 1/24/19 and cannot stop watching. Great content, love the messed origins video's. Keep up the good work and great content!!!

  • @kiarahart3114
    @kiarahart3114 5 років тому +1

    Ok, I just have to say... I've been watching your videos for a few weeks now and you are GORGEOUS.

  • @Freddyfazbendy5901
    @Freddyfazbendy5901 2 роки тому +5

    I was thinking about my version of goldilocks and the 3 bears, goldilocks came to the house because she's homeless after she ran away from her abusive mother, papa bear (peter bear) was a brave and strong bear, mama bear (mary bear) was a kind bear, baby bear (Benjamin bear) was a smart and clever bear, the 3 bears are retired mascots, at the end goldilocks's abusive mother was arrested, thanks to Benjamin bear, and goldilocks and the 3 bears lived happily ever after

  • @darkridr25
    @darkridr25 4 роки тому +4

    Yeah, the "original" version I knew of was where the bears ate Goldilocks. I hadn't heard of the other versions until I watched this vid.

  • @nekad2000
    @nekad2000 5 днів тому +1

    I missed all of this. I was busy dancing to that killer background track.

  • @Diamondfist1
    @Diamondfist1 3 роки тому +1

    My favorite edition was Warner Bros. The Bear's Tale where Tex Avery voicing Papa Bear is climbing the stairs saying he knows a robber isn't up there, just a little tiny girl named Goldilocks; he read that story last week in Reader's Digest. Then he laughed that famous Tex Avery laugh.

  • @belovedacc33
    @belovedacc33 5 років тому +13

    Hello and thank you for doing the messed up series. I was wondering if you would do a messed up
    Origins of Red rose and Snow White it is one of my favorites and it is pretty messed up all by itself. I have asked before but i understand you have a lot of requests thanks again

  • @mgm42
    @mgm42 2 роки тому +3

    From a coloring book, I remember the ending being Goldilocks apologizing and going out to collect berries for the bears

  • @DamonNomad82
    @DamonNomad82 3 роки тому +2

    Keep in mind that most kids who grew up in the era that many of these stories were first told would have been exposed to death on a day to day basis. The life expectancy was less than 30 years, not because people got old before age 30, but because a high percentage of children died before age 5. Nearly every child would have personally witnessed multiple siblings dying of this or that sickness, or from accidents, as modern safety standards were nonexistent at the time. Thus, they would have been far more jaded to the often extremely grim content of the stories than modern kids would be.

  • @queenonthedeen4555
    @queenonthedeen4555 3 роки тому +2

    In the Dutch version the bears became angry, so she started to cry. Than the bears had sympathy for her, she became friends with them. And visit them once in a while to play with babybear

  • @dyamondbolden5959
    @dyamondbolden5959 5 років тому +4

    Woah new series! And I love the background color! Purple is my favorite color 💜

  • @moviemaker1986
    @moviemaker1986 5 років тому +14

    Jon, have you ever read the series of graphic novels, "Fables", by Bill Willingham? Not a request for a video or anything, but since story evolution is clearly a passion for you, you might really like the series if you haven't tried them.
    The books follow a hidden community of characters from fairy tales and nursery rhymes, long after they've escaped their war ravaged homelands, as they try to survive day to day in our real world. I highly recommend them to you or any fans of these videos. Your series title reminded me.

  • @AjAj-of3bq
    @AjAj-of3bq 5 років тому +2

    Soo glad I found this channel, may the force be with you Darth Jon Solo!

  • @user-ey1wn9ml9p
    @user-ey1wn9ml9p 4 місяці тому +1

    In Joseph Jacobs version called English Fairy tales, Goldilocks was more of a bratty delinquent then an innocent child. And how the story ends is when after she was spotted by the bears in their bed, she ran out the window and was never seen from again. She either fell and broke her neck or when she got home, she was whipped by her father.

  • @raizxpz4444
    @raizxpz4444 5 років тому +5

    "SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET!!?""

  • @shaecarlton983
    @shaecarlton983 5 років тому +20

    Thumbelina next

  • @notoriouswhitemoth
    @notoriouswhitemoth 4 роки тому +1

    After you mentioned it was originally a horror story, I realized that it's a home invasion story and you're supposed to sympathize with the bears.

  • @milascave2
    @milascave2 2 роки тому +1

    I was at an event with a bunch of guys, including one from India. When the three bears came up in the conversation, he asked what it was. So I told the story, ending with "I don't remember how it ends. I think they ate her." This cracked everybody up. Little did I know that there were versions of it where this is exactly what happened. But it kind of makes sense.

  • @MrMrx123456789
    @MrMrx123456789 5 років тому +22

    What happen to the old lady?
    Marv: Maybe she committed suicide... -Home Alone Reference-

  • @lahlybird895
    @lahlybird895 3 роки тому +4

    Maybe goldilox was just following in her grandmother silverhairs footsteps

  • @msbookworm5222
    @msbookworm5222 5 років тому

    I'm glad you expanded, this way you don't run out of content

  • @SalixAcroCat
    @SalixAcroCat 4 роки тому +2

    "Excessively savage, and out of nowhere."
    😂

  • @maddiea6096
    @maddiea6096 5 років тому +6

    When I was a kid my dad told me that they ended up being friend after she said sorry

  • @johnandrews.englis7836
    @johnandrews.englis7836 5 років тому +22

    Papa Bear: Somebody touched ma spagett!!!!!!

  • @fantasticnerd7978
    @fantasticnerd7978 4 роки тому

    I never ever get sick of any of your messed up things

  • @TickedOffPriest
    @TickedOffPriest 5 років тому +2

    I love how nonchalant he is about the bear's dance party.

  • @rprattify
    @rprattify 5 років тому +5

    My favourite thing about the Simpsons version is when she decides to pour the cold porridge into the hot porridge😂

  • @jmbiiesq
    @jmbiiesq 5 років тому +7

    Noticed the Florida tan! Another great video

  • @heidifedor
    @heidifedor 5 років тому +1

    There was a Monkees episode (goggle the Monkees if you don’t know what I’m taliking about) that did a spoof of fairytales. Goldilocks (Micky Dolenz) Runs screaming, “Help me! Oh Help me woodsman! The two bears are chasing me!” The woodsman (Davy Jones) asks, “Two bears? I thought there were three bears?” To which Goldilocks responds, “Yeah, well Papa Bear kinda wanted me to stiick around.”

  • @briannahlabelle1150
    @briannahlabelle1150 5 років тому

    Yes I'm so excited for the Fables Explained!

  • @aaronhardy3964
    @aaronhardy3964 5 років тому +29

    You should do one of little red ridding hood if you haven't already

  • @Mo10tov
    @Mo10tov 5 років тому +60

    Please do Rikki-Tikki-Tavi or John Henry next

    • @dancingsun2
      @dancingsun2 5 років тому +3

      YESSSSSS

    • @rubyh.3838
      @rubyh.3838 5 років тому +4

      Love rikki tikki tavi

    • @toastyegg9500
      @toastyegg9500 5 років тому +1

      John Henry had a Disney short

    • @mistingwolf
      @mistingwolf 5 років тому +2

      John Henry is a great story!

    • @kirstendonovan4092
      @kirstendonovan4092 5 років тому +3

      Please do the messed up origins of Bewitched Dancing Red Shoes, Steadfast Tin Soldier and Porcelain Vivandiere, Peter and the Wolf, and Johnny Appleseed.

  • @yusukeelric
    @yusukeelric 3 роки тому +1

    I remember a version of the tale where the bears spare her , tell her she can come back visit them whenever she wants but that she never again gets in the home by herself again. But maybe that's just a personal reinterpretation of the author of the book i read.

  • @left4dead2k47
    @left4dead2k47 2 роки тому +2

    As a kid I was only allowed to read the dark or the justification version
    Like Goldie locks: she had to fix the chair and make a new bowl of portage or the grim one basically the bears eating her
    Three pigs: them getting eaten or 2 get eaten and the one that worked the hardest would’ve survived
    I grew up with a very different childhood

  • @todshi
    @todshi 5 років тому +70

    What about the version where the baby bear comes home alone and discovers Goldilocks and wants to give her a kiss, which she refuses, then Mama and Papa Bear come home and gets the wrong idea and forces Goldilocks to marry the Baby bear with a shotgun because they're good Christians.
    How about the story behind "Hansel and Gretel"?

    • @TheRealNormanBates
      @TheRealNormanBates 5 років тому +20

      _There are bears that can operate shotguns?!?_

    • @todshi
      @todshi 5 років тому +26

      Monroville-I suppose that if bears can own houses, sit in chairs, lay in beds and eat porridge from a bowl, they can operate shotguns. Just don't remind them that the South lost the war...

    • @serii1588
      @serii1588 5 років тому +2

      Omfg is does that version really exist?!

    • @todshi
      @todshi 5 років тому +10

      Sarah Sofian Original-Only in my admittingly demented imagination...

    • @MelB868
      @MelB868 5 років тому +4

      Todshi you are weird

  • @Frosted23
    @Frosted23 5 років тому +9

    So the second old lady was a witch

  • @desireemcgregor4824
    @desireemcgregor4824 5 років тому +1

    When I say I love jon solo but when i cant sleep i swear he puts me to rest I love these stories 🥰

  • @glennallen2605
    @glennallen2605 4 роки тому

    Hi Jon! 53-y/o guy here. I always like your vids & am a subscriber. Thanks for these origin stories. I have a lot to add. For this one, you really need to read "Roald Dahl's Revolting Rhymes," which spoofs this one, among many others. Goldilocks is portrayed as a trespasser (um, yea), and steps in dog doo before wandering thru their house. It's actually pretty good! Dahl is the guy behind "Charlie & the Choc. Factory" & wrote oodles of stories for "Tales of the Unexpected," & a fan of other stories filmed for the show that AREN'T for kids (or many adults!). But those nursery rhymes of his are really good! :-)

  • @blonga5126
    @blonga5126 5 років тому +49

    May I ask if you can do...
    Alice in Wonderland or Wizard of Oz?
    They are my two favourite movies.
    I like my childhood to be destroyed.
    Thank you, have a nice day.

  • @imperiumof997
    @imperiumof997 5 років тому +17

    Papa bear walks in house slaps forehead "SOME BODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET!"

  • @MoreCoffePlease
    @MoreCoffePlease 2 роки тому +1

    Imagine that, having three messed up origin series.
    Me in 2022: *It only grows larger*

  • @xRaineDropsx
    @xRaineDropsx 5 років тому +1

    I love this collective series. Two stories, that are pretty dark that you should look into are "The Juniper Tree" and "The Girl Who Trod on the Loaf" I read these in my Fairytale English class and it was safe to say I was shook.

  • @shaunawidding2840
    @shaunawidding2840 5 років тому +3

    You should do Little Red Riding Hood next. That has some really messed up original stories

  • @yvesforbesfloresiii461
    @yvesforbesfloresiii461 5 років тому +23

    Please do Little Red Riding Hood and Hansel and Gretel for Fables Explained

  • @sophiaetka22
    @sophiaetka22 3 роки тому +1

    This isn’t all Italian bears and spaghett. I still will never forget that meme.

  • @milesmitchell9066
    @milesmitchell9066 2 роки тому +1

    Thanks for all the messed up content Jon. We ❤️u

  • @kirstendonovan4092
    @kirstendonovan4092 5 років тому +7

    Please do the messed up origins of Pocahontas and Anastasia Romanov

    • @rivermistfae
      @rivermistfae 5 років тому

      Pocahontas was already done :)

    • @tijanamilenkovic3425
      @tijanamilenkovic3425 3 роки тому

      @@rivermistfae what do you think about The Messed Up Origins Of Street Fighter or Dragon Ball

  • @curtthegamer934
    @curtthegamer934 2 роки тому +1

    "Unlike the modern tale, the Southey version opens from the Bears' perspective." *Unlike?* 99% of the versions of this that I heard as a child opened from the Bears' perspective.

  • @diegos7337
    @diegos7337 5 років тому

    Really cool origins! I didn´t have clue on this one! Thanks Jon!

  • @catchara1178
    @catchara1178 5 років тому +11

    Yay!! Another creepy origins ^^

  • @danielbowyer6525
    @danielbowyer6525 5 років тому +5

    4.45 the old lady looks like Rick from Rick and Morty.

  • @noah-and-ty
    @noah-and-ty Рік тому +1

    Now Goldilocks lived with the bears instead of running away in “Puss in Boots: The Last Wish”!

  • @mauriciocangele2863
    @mauriciocangele2863 5 років тому +1

    Ah Goldilocks And The Three Bears it's so Popular Now I Understand Why Disney Junior Made A Show Based On It

  • @hamstersandwich9917
    @hamstersandwich9917 5 років тому +7

    My favourite version of goldilocks is the one where she goes to the emerald city to study at hogwarts and falls in love with belle from beauty and the beast

    • @thehackingburger3002
      @thehackingburger3002 4 роки тому +2

      Sooo, in that version she's a wizard lesbian from Kansas? Intriguing!

    • @hamstersandwich9917
      @hamstersandwich9917 4 роки тому +2

      @@thehackingburger3002 I genuinely can't tell if you got my reference or not but nice comment regardless!

    • @thehackingburger3002
      @thehackingburger3002 4 роки тому +1

      @@hamstersandwich9917
      Aside from the obvious references, no I apparently didn't. But thank you nonetheless! :)

    • @hamstersandwich9917
      @hamstersandwich9917 4 роки тому +2

      @@thehackingburger3002 I was referencing a show called RWBY where all the characters are based on fairytale character, so while the character I'm referring to isn't actually a lesbian wizard from Kansas, the parallels still stands

    • @thehackingburger3002
      @thehackingburger3002 4 роки тому +1

      @@hamstersandwich9917
      Oh! Now I feel dumb. I know RWBY well! Somehow I didn't get the connection... LOL! Good one!