Loved the Bible quiz! Got them all right. Back in my catholic school upbringing, I think if I would have spoken about any of these in an unbelievable way, I would have been sent home after a proper spanking. Like most agnostic thinkers, it took me reading the whole bible (although several times) to realize it was all based from myths with a little history to help swallow it. Thanks to thinkers like you, Hitchens, Ra,Ignostic informant,mythvision and others (especially UA-cam) I wouldn’t have had the courage to even write this.
I'm so embarrassed that my Sunday School teachers neglected my education by omitting these Old Testament stories from their lessons on Christian morality. Just think how much better a person I could have become.
@starpenta yep I started rereading it recently, I like to do so every few years to remind myself how crazy it is that theirs people put there that actually believe this stuff. My dad is a jehovahs witness & my brother is an evangelical who believes the world is only 6000 years old, evolution isn't a thing & dinos never existed their fossils were put there by god to test our faith. Oh & I could be cured of my incurable genetic condition causing me to be disabled if I just believed in god & prayed enough. I'm not smart but bloody hell they make me feel like a genius to not believe the bullshit lol
@@starpenta It is a morality test of sorts. If someone actually reads that book then still claims it's a good and moral book, you'd have to question their sense of morality (or their sanity)
That Dina's story alone is so repulsive to me! No wonder they never told us about it. I'd like to think I would have been repulsed by that when I was a believer, but IDK. I never thought about the cruelty to the Egyptians in the Exodus story. From what I've read of the Saul, David, and Jonathan stories (and the stories about when David becomes king), David was a sociopath. Saul was a frustrated father (who, in one story, gets a necromancer to raise a deceased prophet to see why he lost favor with God)
This is a great chapter of stories, man! I do not have any willingness to read that creepy and weird book, but this is like watching the movie version.
@31:45 "Nobody knows what Gopher Wood means." I have long opined that this is another translation error. It was not "Gopher Wood". Noah told his sons that, "God had told him that they were to build a great ark and that they should go fer some wood." The term was "go fer" (go for) not Gopher.😁
There is a very good book called The Red Tent that tells Dinah’s story from her point of view. Worth a read. As for the foreskins, in the old days when baby boys would be circumcised in the delivery room, the OB docs would joke that the foreskins were made into special wallets. When you rubbed the wallet, it turned into a suitcase.
I recently purchased the Brick Bible which is a Lego take on the old testament. I don't think it was meant to be funny but I highly recommend it.. Lego circumcision lol
That was almost a trick question, because Judas Iscariot was related to the Cobblepots through his mother. This would have been the Bethlehem Cobblepots, rather than the Jerusalem Cobblepots.
It's even more than that. Because the Cobblepots were known to be related to the Nelprobers. The Nelprobers were well known in that area. Almost as well known as the Ballzaxs
I got most correct - Revelation was my downfall. I tried once to read the whole of the Book of the Apocalypse, but I needed to be more drunk or stoned than I was willing to get. I gave up.
Around 15:00- 19:00 I don’t think I ever heard or certainly don’t remember the story in Judges 19, wowsers. Maybe I should have paid better attention to my audio Bible listening for my class work lol
About 54 minutes in... Set and Ra hung out together. Now we know why AronRa and Seth get on so well. ;-) A hell of a long time ago when I was going through me god (believing) phase, Judas came up in a discussion and I said he was tasked with carrying out that "betrayal" by god, he didn't have a choice. This made at least one of the people I was with think about it.
It's been so long since I read the Bible that I'm surprised that I got so many of these. I mean, I can't even remember what I was doing on a game I haven't played for a month, but I can pull these answers straight out of my ass.
I just listened to your speech on blood rituals. It has changed the way I am able to communicate about Christianity and that dusty old book. My perspective had become more focused on the practicalities in the book and its mega fans. The quizzes are so entertaining 😊
Very well done.... As a goober who grew up in church and being taught this madness his whole life, and ever remembers your voice on the Christian Radio... I was able to answer all these questions before you gave the multiple choice. That's how well I was brainwashed. Does anybody else feel the need to listen to Steve Taylor now?
I remember reading the buybull myself when I was younger. It took me a whole summer to get through it but I did it. I appreciate refreshers like this if only to remind me how loathsome the vast majority of those books are and how they continue to spawn hatred and bigotry...or in some cases enlightenment and understanding. The story of Dinah reminds me about the marriage of Margaret de Valois to King Henry of Navarre (he who would become Henry IV of France). She was Catholic; he was a Huguenot, a French Protestant. Their 1572 marriage was seen as a healing of the schism that had existed between the two faiths. On the basis of this seeming truce, Protestants flooded the city to celebrate the nuptials. They were betrayed. Five days after the marriage, on St. Bartholemew's Day, Catholic assassins swept through the city, slaughtering every Protestant they could find. The groom escaped only because his new bride locked him in a room and barred the way of the Catholic men who'd come to assassinate him. Being ever pragmatic (as the French are known to be), Henry abjured his faith and became a Catholic, saving himself in the future. The estimated death toll was between 5,000 to 25,000 people, many of whom had to be buried in mass graves.
What about that beautiful nativity story. The slaughter of the innocents doesn’t get talked about much though. God warned the wise men not to go back to Herod but he didn’t bother to warn them not to speak to him about the new born king in the first place thus setting up the scenario for the deaths of all the new born in region. Lovely story.
I was taught that Job 3:2 was the shortest verse, "He said," which is only 6 letters compared to the 9* letters in, "Jesus wept." Is this not considered because of differing translations for Job 3:2 or something?
These people were using animal dung, camel, goat, whatever in their cooking fires. Someone was loving their perfume. VV of A. Love your presentations Mr. SETH.
Not to get too picky, Seth, but I'm not sure it's accurate to refer to John the Baptist as a 'disciple' of Jesus. He does see Jesus as something truly special, but John exits the stage before Jesus launches his ministry. I do love these Bible quizzes!
Found this very entertaining! 😂 Know about most of the stories referenced, so that made it interesting, although shocking to say the least!... But humour saves it from being a chronicle of horror! 😂😂😂
Quiero resolver un problema. ¿Puedes por favor detenerte a pensar lo que estás haciendo? Eres cristiano y un seguidor fervoroso de Jesús, que dicen que pasó por el mundo hace 2024 años, y no resolvió nada. ¿Resolvió Jesús o sus seguidores algún problema?. No se trata de decir que se ama, se trata de amar. Hay una grandísima diferencia entre decir que hay que amar o decir que se ama y amar. De pico, o de boca, todos somos buenos. Si los cristianos fuesen buenas personas no molestaría el cristianismo, pero el cristianismo irrita y molesta porque no hay cristiano bueno. ¿Es posible creer que haciendo daño a la creación de Dios se puede ganar el cielo eterno? ¿Es posible ser tan malo como son los cristianos y creer que Jesús les va a abrir las puertas del paraiso eterno?. Soy un psicólogo y mi verdad es la religión y el ateísmo te están costando tu salud mental y economía. Dios existe porque lógicamente la creación o finitud no puede existir sin el creador o infinitud, y por eso todo lo que hacemos, decimos y pensamos durante toda nuestra vida importa. Mi verdad es el cristianismo es una secta que parece una secta. ¡El cielo eterno es para las buenas personas!, y el infierno eterno para las malas, y es así como a ti te gustaría que fuese la realidad, perfecta. Tenemos una vida y es para siempre, así que piensa bien quien te dice la verdad y te quiere y quien te miente y te engaña. ¡Y no hay escándalo de pedofilia que convezca a cristianos a abandonar el cristianismo!. Tu eliges tu vida y eres responsable de las consecuencias. ¿Por qué los cristianos se niegan a pedir que se pruebe el Corán fue memorizado? Estoy hablando de realidad que supera la ficción que está pasando delante de tus propios ojos. Tú eres testigo que los cristianos se niegan a pedir que se pruebe el Corán fue memorizado. ¿No es el fin del Islam lo que los cristianos decían y dicen que quieren?, ¿no es un mandamiento de Jesucristo no mentirás?. Ningún Dios jamás prometió el paraíso eterno a mentirosos. Un ejercicio para mejorar tu vida es leer a Spinoza, para cambiar, para no leer siempre la Biblia, para aprender algo nuevo. ¡Emergencia! El tiempo se acaba y es eterno. La justicia del verdadero Dios es perfecta. La verdad que te ayudará a salir del círculo es el ateísmo es una falacia lógica que asume Dios es la idea religiosa del creador de la creación y concluye erróneamente el creador no existe porque una idea particular de Dios no existe. Gracias.
- Jannes and Jambres ,manifested the images of devils (deceptive spirits) _and Aaron and Moses manifested images of Seraphims ,and the Seraphims devoured the very words (curses) and meanings of the devil's ,as to the 'serpents' meaning ,as to this recorded story ,and a bit of a Bible quiz as well
Hi Seth! Yeah, the Dina story was never explained like that before at the KH. Yet I always thought that was pretty pathetic how they slaughtered them all. "Praise Jah you people" lololololol Enjoying the video!
Worm wood is what absinthe is made from. So I guess it can be poisonous? Depending on how much you consume? It'll definitely get you very drunk though😂
I feel like I did okay. I said Ruth instead of Song of Solomon, three crows instead of four days dead, and a locust instead of a worm. Of the ones I got right, I would've gotten them right with or without multiple choice.
I was convinced chernybyl was the prophecy of wormwood. Retaliation from god to punish Russians for not believing in him. Ai. I made a fool of myself too many times to count
Hey there Seth! About the Jawbone of an Ass. That is really a large, heavy bone that can take a lot of abuse/blows. Think of the powerful jaw of a horse or an ass, that is all bone under there, plus it has a convenient handle -- the lower jaw from the neck to the front is one long piece.
- as according to the writings towards the stories as called Legends ,the Seraphims shimmered as to their entrance manifestation ,giving the appearance of serpent like scales at first
I havent even read the bible and i got all right except the pulling out one XD ill i needed to do was select the most abhorrent,obsurde,ironic or hypocritical answer and it turned out to be right others like the leviathan i just had knowledge from greek myths to help.such a good book of fairy tales.
Gopher wood is what I often had to do when I went camping. They'd say, "Hey, if you want a campfire for cooking and warmth, someone's going to have to gopher wood!"
51:57 That word in Hebrew means back, from behind, etc., and while it CAN mean hindquarters, it probably just means literally that God faced away so that Moses wouldn’t be overwhelmed by his face. Treating this story like it specifies God’s rear end is a stupid joke and should be treated like one, not stated as fact in a trivia game. We have plenty of perfectly legitimate things to mock the scriptures for.
Gopher wood was a scribal error. The Lord said to Noah "Go fer wood - you'll need lots of it."
😂😂😂
Makes as much sense as anything else.
That's okay, according to the movie version he had those giant rock monsters to do it for him 😃
in other words the deforestation of the rainforest started that long ago?!
@@narrowfield6846 The Sahara wasn't always a desert.
Loved the Bible quiz! Got them all right. Back in my catholic school upbringing, I think if I would have spoken about any of these in an unbelievable way, I would have been sent home after a proper spanking. Like most agnostic thinkers, it took me reading the whole bible (although several times) to realize it was all based from myths with a little history to help swallow it. Thanks to thinkers like you, Hitchens, Ra,Ignostic informant,mythvision and others (especially UA-cam) I wouldn’t have had the courage to even write this.
I so glad you were able to see the hate groups for what they are.follow the truth NOT the tribe.
I'm so embarrassed that my Sunday School teachers neglected my education by omitting these Old Testament stories from their lessons on Christian morality. Just think how much better a person I could have become.
Dorothy Parker had a parrot she named Onanbecause “he spills his seed on the ground”.
That's awesome! 😂
Just one of the amazing things said by one of my early heroes.
Ah the good book... so moral ;)
Not only is it immoral but there are times I think, 'WTF?'.
@starpenta yep I started rereading it recently, I like to do so every few years to remind myself how crazy it is that theirs people put there that actually believe this stuff. My dad is a jehovahs witness & my brother is an evangelical who believes the world is only 6000 years old, evolution isn't a thing & dinos never existed their fossils were put there by god to test our faith. Oh & I could be cured of my incurable genetic condition causing me to be disabled if I just believed in god & prayed enough. I'm not smart but bloody hell they make me feel like a genius to not believe the bullshit lol
@@starpenta It is a morality test of sorts. If someone actually reads that book then still claims it's a good and moral book, you'd have to question their sense of morality (or their sanity)
The book is disgusting
Omg. Thanks for the million laughs. Funny but scary too….that this is the best book ever written? And sacred?
That Dina's story alone is so repulsive to me! No wonder they never told us about it. I'd like to think I would have been repulsed by that when I was a believer, but IDK. I never thought about the cruelty to the Egyptians in the Exodus story.
From what I've read of the Saul, David, and Jonathan stories (and the stories about when David becomes king), David was a sociopath. Saul was a frustrated father (who, in one story, gets a necromancer to raise a deceased prophet to see why he lost favor with God)
This book is more horrible than I remember. Seth's voice provides a delightful counterpoint to all the gore.
The 7 Trumpet bowls of revelation:
"What a nice and lovely story for the preachers to read to the 9-year olds. Wonderful!" 😂😂😂😂
This is a great chapter of stories, man! I do not have any willingness to read that creepy and weird book, but this is like watching the movie version.
Thank you!Brilliant.
@31:45 "Nobody knows what Gopher Wood means."
I have long opined that this is another translation error. It was not "Gopher Wood". Noah told his sons that, "God had told him that they were to build a great ark and that they should go fer some wood."
The term was "go fer" (go for) not Gopher.😁
Excellent dad joke
You're only the third person in these comments to repeat that hackneyed joke.
I love these episodes! Thanks, Seth!
TRIVIA WHO IS THE NAME OF THE MAN WHO'S SEXUAL GENITALS BELONGS TO WHO REGULARLY HAVE SEX WITH CAITLYN JENNER ❓️👍👀
Saul mobilizing demonology to figure out why God won't talk to him, but I have basic questions and I get publicly shunned.
There is a very good book called The Red Tent that tells Dinah’s story from her point of view. Worth a read. As for the foreskins, in the old days when baby boys would be circumcised in the delivery room, the OB docs would joke that the foreskins were made into special wallets. When you rubbed the wallet, it turned into a suitcase.
Love these stories...hope you will do more.
The safe bet for all of these questions is to go with the unimaginably cruel answers.
I recently purchased the Brick Bible which is a Lego take on the old testament. I don't think it was meant to be funny but I highly recommend it.. Lego circumcision lol
That was almost a trick question, because Judas Iscariot was related to the Cobblepots through his mother. This would have been the Bethlehem Cobblepots, rather than the Jerusalem Cobblepots.
It's even more than that. Because the Cobblepots were known to be related to the Nelprobers. The Nelprobers were well known in that area. Almost as well known as the Ballzaxs
@@littlebitofhope1489 Amazing!
If I'm correct, wormwood is an ingredient for absinthe. So they must've had experienced too many visits from the green 🧚♂️
Certainly is. Van Gogh and his mates were right into the wormwood. You can see the green drink in his paintings.
Seth, you just broke my BS meter. 🤣🤣
Cmon it's common knowledge women naturally evolved to fill the niche of sandwich makers
What! and compete with Arthur Dent! Sandwich Maker was his official title.
Got all but one. Not bad for a guy who hasn't in a church aside from weddings and funerals in 50+ years.
Seth, thanks for the story time. I'll be laughing at work and everyone will wonder why.
Leave the bam bam in the ham. I'm dead 😂😂😂 you are so good with words Seth
I got most correct - Revelation was my downfall. I tried once to read the whole of the Book of the Apocalypse, but I needed to be more drunk or stoned than I was willing to get. I gave up.
Gopher wood was a misunderstanding between Noah and the story teller. Noah was just telling his kids to go for wood to build the ark.😅
The vast majority of the Bible is nothing but mythology. It amazes me that people today still refuse to see this
it baffles me that people believe any supernatural nonsense like gods or ghosts.. it really answers no questions at all, just raises more questions.
Even if the ISRAELITES were running around fighting in the desert it shouldn't affect US!
Leave the bam bam in the ham😂😂😂 Another great video!
The Diana story- I believe Jacob's sons waited 3 days because of kosher laws...clean vs. unclean...?
For some reason this is the first in years that I see your video in my feed. Yet I've been subscribed for years and regularly watch atheist channels.
Omg.... I thought, until about 10yrs ago, that it was a hygiene thing. That's why I had it done to both of my boys. Now I feel awful.....
Lazarus had been there for a Fortnite. He needed the stars for cool items.
Around 15:00- 19:00 I don’t think I ever heard or certainly don’t remember the story in Judges 19, wowsers. Maybe I should have paid better attention to my audio Bible listening for my class work lol
"....red beast with seven heads."
End of the world brought to you via Japans 1960s anime. 😂
I love the trivia so much. More please
For the worm one, I immediately thought of the movie "Tremors!"
About 54 minutes in...
Set and Ra hung out together. Now we know why AronRa and Seth get on so well. ;-)
A hell of a long time ago when I was going through me god (believing) phase, Judas came up in a discussion and I said he was tasked with carrying out that "betrayal" by god, he didn't have a choice. This made at least one of the people I was with think about it.
32st. LOL.
John the baptist baptized Jesus which was a relative of Jesus. Not the Apostle John.
It's been so long since I read the Bible that I'm surprised that I got so many of these. I mean, I can't even remember what I was doing on a game I haven't played for a month, but I can pull these answers straight out of my ass.
I only know of the Nile river because of Metallica, and then the death metal band Nile.
Seth! This is the second one? I'm going to have to go back and find the first. Damn phone!👍🏼🌊💙💙💙🌊🥰✌🏼
Hearing Seth compare his namesake to Set made my sister respond with "So Seth gets to hang out with Ra" (as in Aron).
38:11 John the Baptist was not one of his disciples, he was a separate preacher who was already baptizing people.
"There's just one little thing, and it's...." 🤣💀
Should I be scared? I knew the answers to all but two of these. And I have been an atheist for the past 55 years. .
I just listened to your speech on blood rituals. It has changed the way I am able to communicate about Christianity and that dusty old book. My perspective had become more focused on the practicalities in the book and its mega fans. The quizzes are so entertaining 😊
This is a wonderful format! Love it! Do more! 💙💙💙💙💙
There is no one finah than Dinah
Very well done.... As a goober who grew up in church and being taught this madness his whole life, and ever remembers your voice on the Christian Radio... I was able to answer all these questions before you gave the multiple choice. That's how well I was brainwashed. Does anybody else feel the need to listen to Steve Taylor now?
I remember reading the buybull myself when I was younger. It took me a whole summer to get through it but I did it. I appreciate refreshers like this if only to remind me how loathsome the vast majority of those books are and how they continue to spawn hatred and bigotry...or in some cases enlightenment and understanding. The story of Dinah reminds me about the marriage of Margaret de Valois to King Henry of Navarre (he who would become Henry IV of France). She was Catholic; he was a Huguenot, a French Protestant. Their 1572 marriage was seen as a healing of the schism that had existed between the two faiths. On the basis of this seeming truce, Protestants flooded the city to celebrate the nuptials. They were betrayed. Five days after the marriage, on St. Bartholemew's Day, Catholic assassins swept through the city, slaughtering every Protestant they could find. The groom escaped only because his new bride locked him in a room and barred the way of the Catholic men who'd come to assassinate him. Being ever pragmatic (as the French are known to be), Henry abjured his faith and became a Catholic, saving himself in the future. The estimated death toll was between 5,000 to 25,000 people, many of whom had to be buried in mass graves.
Fun fact; I am answering correctly jus by picking the most atrocious answer .....😮😢😊😅
I like it very much hahahaha. Thank you very much, Seth. yip, the nonsensical book. I'm sure a good amount of us Atheists enjoyed this quiz .
Absolutely great comedy and knowledge! Loved it.
What about that beautiful nativity story. The slaughter of the innocents doesn’t get talked about much though. God warned the wise men not to go back to Herod but he didn’t bother to warn them not to speak to him about the new born king in the first place thus setting up the scenario for the deaths of all the new born in region. Lovely story.
I thought John the Baptist and the disciple John were two different people? John the Baptist had his head cut off.
Yeah, they were two different people. What's the problem?
52:25 Should be Exodus 33, not 23! Still, great stuff & thanks
I was taught that Job 3:2 was the shortest verse, "He said," which is only 6 letters compared to the 9* letters in, "Jesus wept." Is this not considered because of differing translations for Job 3:2 or something?
Oh my goodness i was unaware of a few of these😮 dang who wants to setve a maniacal god like that. Deconverting st 62😅
Halloween is just around the corner.
Can`t wait for this year's horror stories!
These people were using animal dung, camel, goat, whatever in their cooking fires. Someone was loving their perfume. VV of A. Love your presentations Mr. SETH.
Not to get too picky, Seth, but I'm not sure it's accurate to refer to John the Baptist as a 'disciple' of Jesus. He does see Jesus as something truly special, but John exits the stage before Jesus launches his ministry.
I do love these Bible quizzes!
Love it 🤘
i know very little about religion, why would i?
Found this very entertaining! 😂 Know about most of the stories referenced, so that made it interesting, although shocking to say the least!... But humour saves it from being a chronicle of horror! 😂😂😂
These are great Seth!
Hooray!
...and i just smoked a joint..
58%. I'm ashamed of myself for missing John THE BAPTIST.
well, you're going to hell...
I on the other hand only got 1 wrong (I thought Lazarus was ded 3 days not 4) so i'm not going to hell...
lolz
@ 4:54
🤣 Wouldn't the correct answer be "all of the above" except the part about forgiving the terrified woman?
I got two wrong.
Quiero resolver un problema. ¿Puedes por favor detenerte a pensar lo que estás haciendo? Eres cristiano y un seguidor fervoroso de Jesús, que dicen que pasó por el mundo hace 2024 años, y no resolvió nada. ¿Resolvió Jesús o sus seguidores algún problema?. No se trata de decir que se ama, se trata de amar. Hay una grandísima diferencia entre decir que hay que amar o decir que se ama y amar. De pico, o de boca, todos somos buenos. Si los cristianos fuesen buenas personas no molestaría el cristianismo, pero el cristianismo irrita y molesta porque no hay cristiano bueno. ¿Es posible creer que haciendo daño a la creación de Dios se puede ganar el cielo eterno? ¿Es posible ser tan malo como son los cristianos y creer que Jesús les va a abrir las puertas del paraiso eterno?. Soy un psicólogo y mi verdad es la religión y el ateísmo te están costando tu salud mental y economía. Dios existe porque lógicamente la creación o finitud no puede existir sin el creador o infinitud, y por eso todo lo que hacemos, decimos y pensamos durante toda nuestra vida importa. Mi verdad es el cristianismo es una secta que parece una secta. ¡El cielo eterno es para las buenas personas!, y el infierno eterno para las malas, y es así como a ti te gustaría que fuese la realidad, perfecta. Tenemos una vida y es para siempre, así que piensa bien quien te dice la verdad y te quiere y quien te miente y te engaña. ¡Y no hay escándalo de pedofilia que convezca a cristianos a abandonar el cristianismo!. Tu eliges tu vida y eres responsable de las consecuencias. ¿Por qué los cristianos se niegan a pedir que se pruebe el Corán fue memorizado? Estoy hablando de realidad que supera la ficción que está pasando delante de tus propios ojos. Tú eres testigo que los cristianos se niegan a pedir que se pruebe el Corán fue memorizado. ¿No es el fin del Islam lo que los cristianos decían y dicen que quieren?, ¿no es un mandamiento de Jesucristo no mentirás?. Ningún Dios jamás prometió el paraíso eterno a mentirosos. Un ejercicio para mejorar tu vida es leer a Spinoza, para cambiar, para no leer siempre la Biblia, para aprender algo nuevo. ¡Emergencia! El tiempo se acaba y es eterno. La justicia del verdadero Dios es perfecta. La verdad que te ayudará a salir del círculo es el ateísmo es una falacia lógica que asume Dios es la idea religiosa del creador de la creación y concluye erróneamente el creador no existe porque una idea particular de Dios no existe. Gracias.
You're a psychologist? Your country must have some pretty loose certification standards.
God booty for the win!
.... Is referenced , "200.80 " ? tIMES
SOUNDS LIKE "bible logic"
- Jannes and Jambres ,manifested the images of devils (deceptive spirits) _and Aaron and Moses manifested images of Seraphims ,and the Seraphims devoured the very words (curses) and meanings of the devil's ,as to the 'serpents' meaning ,as to this recorded story ,and a bit of a Bible quiz as well
Hi Seth! Yeah, the Dina story was never explained like that before at the KH. Yet I always thought that was pretty pathetic how they slaughtered them all. "Praise Jah you people" lololololol
Enjoying the video!
Worm wood is what absinthe is made from. So I guess it can be poisonous? Depending on how much you consume? It'll definitely get you very drunk though😂
Thank you
Dunno -- the worm could refer to a Wyrm (a type of wingless, legless dragon). Possibility?
I snot laughed when Seth said "Boogieing until they died from exhaustion, this is the only thing that makes sense in his mind"
I feel like I did okay. I said Ruth instead of Song of Solomon, three crows instead of four days dead, and a locust instead of a worm. Of the ones I got right, I would've gotten them right with or without multiple choice.
I was convinced chernybyl was the prophecy of wormwood. Retaliation from god to punish Russians for not believing in him. Ai. I made a fool of myself too many times to count
- the song WHEN THE LEVEE BREAKS/Led Zeppelin
- the song SNOWBLIND/Black Sabbath
Hey there Seth! About the Jawbone of an Ass. That is really a large, heavy bone that can take a lot of abuse/blows. Think of the powerful jaw of a horse or an ass, that is all bone under there, plus it has a convenient handle -- the lower jaw from the neck to the front is one long piece.
- as according to the writings towards the stories as called Legends ,the Seraphims shimmered as to their entrance manifestation ,giving the appearance of serpent like scales at first
🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺
I havent even read the bible and i got all right except the pulling out one XD ill i needed to do was select the most abhorrent,obsurde,ironic or hypocritical answer and it turned out to be right others like the leviathan i just had knowledge from greek myths to help.such a good book of fairy tales.
- the song RAINBOW IN THE DARK/The Band ,Dio
I wonder if the Jawbone of an Ass was perhaps a slang term for a kopesh sword and the translation got lost over time.
Thanks Matt, been waiting for this round 2.
Who is Matt?
Then...why is there something when there should be nothing?
John the Baptist was not one of the Disciples.
I got most of these. I'm so fucking good at the Bible, bro
Just shared you on most of my fb sites, like 7 of them.
5 Loaves and 2 fishes? or vice versa?😜
D' Nile is not a river in Egypt.
Gopher wood is what I often had to do when I went camping. They'd say, "Hey, if you want a campfire for cooking and warmth, someone's going to have to gopher wood!"
Fourth person to repeat this lame joke. Congratulations.
How many scientists have dissented from evolution? So far 1043
Sure, dude.
51:57 That word in Hebrew means back, from behind, etc., and while it CAN mean hindquarters, it probably just means literally that God faced away so that Moses wouldn’t be overwhelmed by his face. Treating this story like it specifies God’s rear end is a stupid joke and should be treated like one, not stated as fact in a trivia game. We have plenty of perfectly legitimate things to mock the scriptures for.