zoologist perfumes are not supposed to smell like animals they’re supposed to smell like the idea of an animal. penguin for example is minty and fresh. penguins irl smell putrid, fishy, and musky.
My niche fragrance is called trying to replicate rubbing one out in my run down chicago apartment 1939 before the prohibition officers bust down my door for gambling and drinking too much
Im not in the fragrance community but I feel like some fragrances are just not supposed to smell good but to let you experience an interesting situation through your sense of smell
@@1xJOx1 who was talking about reactions? toskovat appeared 3 times in the video and adi ale van once. it was just a thing to say cause romanians aren't acknowledged for other thins than stealing
@@hellacool2k two brain cells fighting for the first place... MOST is the highest rank within a value. THE MOST intense reaction was etat libre. That three frags are represented in this list are made by Romanians is only limited to this list. There are thousands of frags and you make such a dumb deterministic statement 🤡 🤡 🤡
I haven’t tried the weird perfumes you’ve mentioned, but tried a bunch from Black Phoenix Alchemy Labs. They sometimes don’t even list the notes,’instead they use stories, poems, and scenes. For Halloween last year, I got All of their heads fell off, Carved wooden alchemy lab, the Witches have a fire again, and Snooty Bat. Very interesting experiment. They’re a gothic brand found in 2000. Their perfume oils are like below $30, so it’s more accessible than regular perfumes. They’re also really fun, not taking themselves too seriously, with perfumes like Vampire Milk, Traditional Sheet Ghost, or Vintage Pumpkin Blow Mold.
Secretions is different when it’s on your skin. It starts out and you’re not sure what’s happening. As it fades down, it becomes almost ocean-y but funky and then it’s like rusted metal and milk and pennies. I enjoyed this content. Love the Slint cover (?) at the end.
I totally did. I’m not saying I’d ever wear it, but there are some points when it smells quite good. If only it didn’t stay on you for a week after. If you haven’t, you should review the Alaska Thunderf••k fragrance. She’s a drag queen from Drag Race. I think more people need to know about it. It’s like a high end frag for an insanely good price. I wear it as my signature scent now with Gucci Rush as a secondary.
Comme Des Garçons makes great stuff. I own concrete, rouge, Avignon, and Kyoto. They’re definitely not boring, but all are wearable. Plus they do incense like no one else.
@@miracleyacht__1538 Kyoto is more “wearable” than Avignon. Avignon is much more churchy incense with smoke such as a more lit incense and Kyoto is a touch sweeter. Both are great though and maybe sample both first. Kyoto and Avignon are definitely the best out of the incense line.
inexcusable evil isn’t even close to the worst smelling fragrance. i implore you to check out sombre by strangers parfumerie and have your world flipped upside over
@@whimsicalwizardoh from fragrancenet: “I had to scrub it off after just under half an hour. This one is truly repulsive. It smells like you've gotten way too drunk on cheap fizz, before then vomitting violently out of both ends in the most disgusting service station toilet that you could run to fast enough. A toilet, I might add, that reeks to high heaven of many days of piss, uncleaned toilets festering in a small stuffy, airless hot cubicle, which they have attempted to cover up with some sort of harsh floral scented bathroom deodoriser. Honestly, a real ride... but not one I want to take again in a hurry.”
Your fragrance video from last year got me into niche fragrances. You talked about Concrete from CDG, i went try it and my life is not the same ever since. I’v tried about 200 and bought almost 50 fragrances since.
Loving your Agriculture Tee. I enjoy when people around fragances are into underground music, which gives you a special perspective I think. Keep it up!
Demeter makes a lot of specific one-smell fragrances for pretty affordable prices, I own a few including Paperback, Thunderstorm, Dirt, etc you can layer multiple or add on top of more conventional fragrances to add personal characteristics!
Please tell me where u got a sample of inexcusable evil, I've been trying to get my hands on it for so long. Also please do a part two of this series, loved this video
I have pretty big collection of fragrances and my favourite one, Encre Noire, smells exactly like funerals. I also had CDG Zagorsk - dmells like church and CDG Odeur 53 - concrete. Also had some rare fragrance that smelled like burning aluminum.
Not to torment you further but this video was really entertaining and I think there are some less unpleasant but equally weird frags you could continue the series with. Some that come to mind are Ganymede, T-Rex (you mentioned), some of the ultra-specific Demeters (like the first responder perfume, the astronaut/space one, etc). I enjoy some edgy niche frags just to sniff them when I'm bored -- like Zoologist Bat, the current formulation -- but it's just funnier having someone else review them before I waste cash on a sample.
but not today being placed after the toskovat fragrances is crazy…. but not today is really not that obscure; once it dries down it smells gloriously carnal and alluring. will definitely be trying that red house painters one tho loool
You really need to let the fragrance dry down for like 30 sec to a min before goin right in and smelling them and then come back after an hour to smell the dry down because the dry down is the most important part of the frag cause you live with the dry down more than the opening.
You should’ve tried Triton by Blackbird. It was one of the very first niche fragrances I tried when I started trying niche fragrances, I had such a repulsive reaction. Ten years later, I tried it again and I fell in love with it.
A really good fragrance that smells like wet concrete is For Him by Narciso Rodriguez its discontinued but I have a bottle that's about 3 quarters full I love it on a rainy fall day.
man, you didn't even try out Sombre by Strangers Perfumerie which has a reputation for being worse than all of these and has "vomit" among the listed notes.
@@snowrs1 he was always in the shadows and soft-spoken, and it's funny that he was obsessed with CK shock, since he makes such artistic and unique fragrances.
Umbre it’s an slightly animalic coffee fragrance with warm resinous nuances and a bit of tobacco. So it a bit sweet on its drydown. I find it very easy to wear, very nice. It doesn’t smell like war or blood or bullets lol. But not today it’s inspired by the scene in the Silence of the Lambs when Hannibal Lecter tells Clarice: “You use Evyan skin cream, and sometimes you wear L'Air du Temps, but not today”. It’s daring but not as repulsive as it might seem. Kinda old school old lady fragrance. Secretions Magnifique is not that horrible. Just unwearable, smells very metallic, but milky and salty at the same time. Just a funny fragrance but nothing to wear.
I’m very deep into niche fragrances, this is the type of stuff I wear daily. The art of underground perfumery is so beautiful, so interesting. My favorite type of perfume is animalic perfume (smell of animals like barnyard, fur, piss), it makes me realize how much I appreciate nature and how primal our sense of smell is
"look how deep i am smelling stinky! Look at me! Look how cultured smelling my dumpster filled with rotten meat makes me! I am peak culture! My bowel movements smell of resinous ouds and i feel enlightened smelling my fecal essence" T. you
I appreciate that you like the art, and want to show its many faces, but what you describe certainly is... a choice I guess. But as someone who had a flatmate that was into horses, I can't say I found that smell pleasant. And it didn't grow on me either
@@b8IIin Its not, I don't know where this person got that info from lol. Its just supposed to smell like pure negative feeling, and the tragedy of war. Like frantically walking through a medical zone hoping to find someone you know, smelling the cold sterile iodine and the blood/flesh of the injured
My favorite Cdg scent is Odeur 53 (Odeur cinquante-trois). I also have Commes des Garçons Eau de parfum (1994): a very hot and spicy rose. Very medicinal.
Try Ambilux by Marlou. My personal testimony: I’ve been into niche/indie fragrances for a while and when I first tried Secretions, it didn’t phase me. Ambilux, on the other hand, made my eyes start to water and my hair stand on end. It is SO bad.
I actually have the But Not Today flacon and I do not find it that extreme. Strong leather smell, not that metallic to me, some musky notes underneath. Maybe it just works well with my skin but I really like wearing it (whereas e.g. patchouli absolutely doesn't work for me, although I like it on others).
whiskey and wine- planning for a burial stones in focus-aphex twin the power of independent trucking- big black racer x- big black October all over- unwound medicine bottle- red house painters bite the bolster- ramleh hamburger lady- throbbing gristle orchards of a futile heaven- the body say it- tory lanex bite-prison religion
zoologist perfumes are not supposed to smell like animals they’re supposed to smell like the idea of an animal. penguin for example is minty and fresh. penguins irl smell putrid, fishy, and musky.
this is the most furry coded shit i've ever read
they all smell like shit
The OG Rhino is one of my favorite scents
Rabbit looks awesome, the notes are gourmand
@@Kosiduss tf there just saying the truth
Planning for burial, unwound, big black, red house painters, agriculture shirt, weird fragrances. Hell yeah.
My niche fragrance is called trying to replicate rubbing one out in my run down chicago apartment 1939 before the prohibition officers bust down my door for gambling and drinking too much
Layer sadonaso with seminalis and inexcusable evil lmao
Jazz club
Im not in the fragrance community but I feel like some fragrances are just not supposed to smell good but to let you experience an interesting situation through your sense of smell
Exactly they tell a story
which is why I love alot of the tom ford fragrances its a journey with your nose
@@pixie7639 you're paying a premium to smell sewer and heavy smokers' sweat, dirty underwear and decomposing bodies...yeah...so artsy, very demeure
@@elijahpruitt6536 While I love Tom Ford, they are not exactly what the OP talks about.
@@VMAdventures88 well yes I know I just had to mention the goat tho
i love that the most weird and obscure fragrances are made by romanians
Literally the worst reaction was to etat libre a french house with a French perfumer. Are you okay 🤡?
@@1xJOx1 who was talking about reactions? toskovat appeared 3 times in the video and adi ale van once. it was just a thing to say cause romanians aren't acknowledged for other thins than stealing
@@hellacool2k two brain cells fighting for the first place... MOST is the highest rank within a value. THE MOST intense reaction was etat libre. That three frags are represented in this list are made by Romanians is only limited to this list. There are thousands of frags and you make such a dumb deterministic statement 🤡 🤡 🤡
@@1xJOx1 holy fuck you need to get outside
@@1xJOx1 what is your problem lmao
I haven’t tried the weird perfumes you’ve mentioned, but tried a bunch from Black Phoenix Alchemy Labs. They sometimes don’t even list the notes,’instead they use stories, poems, and scenes. For Halloween last year, I got All of their heads fell off, Carved wooden alchemy lab, the Witches have a fire again, and Snooty Bat. Very interesting experiment.
They’re a gothic brand found in 2000. Their perfume oils are like below $30, so it’s more accessible than regular perfumes. They’re also really fun, not taking themselves too seriously, with perfumes like Vampire Milk, Traditional Sheet Ghost, or Vintage Pumpkin Blow Mold.
Secretions is different when it’s on your skin. It starts out and you’re not sure what’s happening. As it fades down, it becomes almost ocean-y but funky and then it’s like rusted metal and milk and pennies. I enjoyed this content. Love the Slint cover (?) at the end.
no way you put it on.
I totally did. I’m not saying I’d ever wear it, but there are some points when it smells quite good. If only it didn’t stay on you for a week after.
If you haven’t, you should review the Alaska Thunderf••k fragrance. She’s a drag queen from Drag Race. I think more people need to know about it. It’s like a high end frag for an insanely good price. I wear it as my signature scent now with Gucci Rush as a secondary.
Comme Des Garçons makes great stuff. I own concrete, rouge, Avignon, and Kyoto. They’re definitely not boring, but all are wearable. Plus they do incense like no one else.
Concrete and rouge are on the boring side
@@thesegreydays I mean I don’t really know of anything else like them?
How would you say does Avignon compares to Kyoto?
@@miracleyacht__1538 Kyoto is more “wearable” than Avignon. Avignon is much more churchy incense with smoke such as a more lit incense and Kyoto is a touch sweeter. Both are great though and maybe sample both first. Kyoto and Avignon are definitely the best out of the incense line.
By wearable I mean safer. Especially if we’re talking about an office setting.
inexcusable evil isn’t even close to the worst smelling fragrance. i implore you to check out sombre by strangers parfumerie and have your world flipped upside over
what is it?
@@whimsicalwizardoh from fragrancenet: “I had to scrub it off after just under half an hour. This one is truly repulsive. It smells like you've gotten way too drunk on cheap fizz, before then vomitting violently out of both ends in the most disgusting service station toilet that you could run to fast enough. A toilet, I might add, that reeks to high heaven of many days of piss, uncleaned toilets festering in a small stuffy, airless hot cubicle, which they have attempted to cover up with some sort of harsh floral scented bathroom deodoriser. Honestly, a real ride... but not one I want to take again in a hurry.”
@@chadrickbasedman987 gonna wear this along with inexcusable evil for my job interview
Your fragrance video from last year got me into niche fragrances. You talked about Concrete from CDG, i went try it and my life is not the same ever since. I’v tried about 200 and bought almost 50 fragrances since.
Hell yeah man :)
do u like concrete??
Loving your Agriculture Tee. I enjoy when people around fragances are into underground music, which gives you a special perspective I think.
Keep it up!
By the way, on this path, I recommend Death by Blackbird (in collaboration with with Cold Cave)
Demeter makes a lot of specific one-smell fragrances for pretty affordable prices, I own a few including Paperback, Thunderstorm, Dirt, etc you can layer multiple or add on top of more conventional fragrances to add personal characteristics!
The longevity on their fragrances sucks though :/ Lasts like 10 mins max
just made me want inexcusable evil even more smh
Just ordered it lol
Where'd you get your samples?
This was fun, I love a few of these houses genuinely. Kerosene and Zoologist are so weird but cool
Agriculture merch. I am listening and LEARNING
Age of Innocence is one of my all time favourites, crazy interesting scent, love it for raves
Yess glad someone else loves it!
Bro and the planning for burial?! The Flenser moment
Thanks youtube algorithm, great great vid man!
Your chill commentary and character plus the brainrot memes that pop up randomly is my niche humor
Please tell me where u got a sample of inexcusable evil, I've been trying to get my hands on it for so long. Also please do a part two of this series, loved this video
Also you should try the Orto Parisi line up
You can probably find people selling decants on social media
I have pretty big collection of fragrances and my favourite one, Encre Noire, smells exactly like funerals. I also had CDG Zagorsk - dmells like church and CDG Odeur 53 - concrete. Also had some rare fragrance that smelled like burning aluminum.
How is something supposed to smell like church? Does it just smell like incense wood and leather?
@justevan877 Frankincense, labdanum and wood.
Thanks for doing this so that no one else had to!
ya know what i smell? good content
Not to torment you further but this video was really entertaining and I think there are some less unpleasant but equally weird frags you could continue the series with. Some that come to mind are Ganymede, T-Rex (you mentioned), some of the ultra-specific Demeters (like the first responder perfume, the astronaut/space one, etc). I enjoy some edgy niche frags just to sniff them when I'm bored -- like Zoologist Bat, the current formulation -- but it's just funnier having someone else review them before I waste cash on a sample.
There is a perfume that s supposed to smell like a rotting corpse, in theory it would protect you in the walking dead universe
It’s that bad
but not today being placed after the toskovat fragrances is crazy…. but not today is really not that obscure; once it dries down it smells gloriously carnal and alluring.
will definitely be trying that red house painters one tho loool
1:12 never expected to hear planning for burial in a video about niche fragrances
You really need to let the fragrance dry down for like 30 sec to a min before goin right in and smelling them and then come back after an hour to smell the dry down because the dry down is the most important part of the frag cause you live with the dry down more than the opening.
That part.
I'll tough through some really ugly openings for a good dry down.
You should’ve tried Triton by Blackbird. It was one of the very first niche fragrances I tried when I started trying niche fragrances, I had such a repulsive reaction. Ten years later, I tried it again and I fell in love with it.
A really good fragrance that smells like wet concrete is For Him by Narciso Rodriguez its discontinued but I have a bottle that's about 3 quarters full I love it on a rainy fall day.
red house painters fragrance speaks to me
I was not expecting Planning for Burial
I SAW THE AGRICULTURE SHIRT IN THE THUMBNAIL LETS GO
Love the Big Black tunes.
Secretions magnifikez lol it’s actually lovely on skin, coastal and coconut I wear it a lot
there’s a handful of “ink” fragrances out there. Most use vetiver to achieve that “ink” like smell.
Someone please tell me the names of all the songs used
Last fragrance might be didy's personal favorite 🤣🤣
i genuinely love this video so much
This was dope!!! Let’s do some more if you can!! I’m a die hard frag head, and this is such a wicked concept!!
man, you didn't even try out Sombre by Strangers Perfumerie which has a reputation for being worse than all of these and has "vomit" among the listed notes.
i commented this exactly and clicked newest just to see this ahah, i second this
@vivid5591 even the creator says he can't stomach that fragrance!
Track list?
Fun fact: Kerosene is a guy who started out doing fragrance reviews on UA-cam, just like you're doing now.
That seems like a lifetime ago….
@@snowrs1 he was always in the shadows and soft-spoken, and it's funny that he was obsessed with CK shock, since he makes such artistic and unique fragrances.
17:50 crazy sneak diss with the song choice 😭
Now let's see you come back to these in a month ;-)
Zoologist makes amazing colognes. Panda is great
17:54 With that lead-in, I was expecting Joop!
Streamed Rainbow by DS&Durga is somehow a little unsettling. It does have a nice light sandalwood component.
Umbre it’s an slightly animalic coffee fragrance with warm resinous nuances and a bit of tobacco. So it a bit sweet on its drydown.
I find it very easy to wear, very nice. It doesn’t smell like war or blood or bullets lol.
But not today it’s inspired by the scene in the Silence of the Lambs when Hannibal Lecter tells Clarice: “You use Evyan skin cream, and sometimes you wear L'Air du Temps, but not today”. It’s daring but not as repulsive as it might seem. Kinda old school old lady fragrance.
Secretions Magnifique is not that horrible. Just unwearable, smells very metallic, but milky and salty at the same time. Just a funny fragrance but nothing to wear.
I’m very deep into niche fragrances, this is the type of stuff I wear daily. The art of underground perfumery is so beautiful, so interesting. My favorite type of perfume is animalic perfume (smell of animals like barnyard, fur, piss), it makes me realize how much I appreciate nature and how primal our sense of smell is
You're the hoe repellent
"look how deep i am smelling stinky! Look at me! Look how cultured smelling my dumpster filled with rotten meat makes me! I am peak culture! My bowel movements smell of resinous ouds and i feel enlightened smelling my fecal essence" T. you
@@ti2809 oh look here we got another one that can’t accept that some ppl like more unconventional things 🫵 on a fashion channel too
I appreciate that you like the art, and want to show its many faces, but what you describe certainly is... a choice I guess. But as someone who had a flatmate that was into horses, I can't say I found that smell pleasant. And it didn't grow on me either
@@ti2809oh look, someone else that can’t accept that some ppl like more unconventional things 🫵 on a fashion channel too
Missed opportunity for Mississippi Medicine by DS Durga
I'm looking for a non synthetic replacement for CDG wonder wood. Anyone have some recommendations
Are you in the EU?
I love age of innocence! You have to let it cook plus most people like the smell of gas lol
Inexcusable Evil is supposed to smell like the WTC on 9/11, hence the name.
😦
I have no idea what must've happened in that person's life where they got to a point they made a cologne that replicates the smell of 911
@@b8IIin Its not, I don't know where this person got that info from lol. Its just supposed to smell like pure negative feeling, and the tragedy of war. Like frantically walking through a medical zone hoping to find someone you know, smelling the cold sterile iodine and the blood/flesh of the injured
now i just wanna find a fragrance that smells like the interior of your uncle's 1993 chevy Tahoe
My favorite Cdg scent is Odeur 53 (Odeur cinquante-trois). I also have Commes des Garçons Eau de parfum (1994): a very hot and spicy rose. Very medicinal.
holy shit agriculture shirt!! best band I saw this year.
Beaufort London also makes tough ones, but they're kinda wearable i think.
Agriculture merch 👀
This would have been a perfect scent bird add
Try Ambilux by Marlou.
My personal testimony: I’ve been into niche/indie fragrances for a while and when I first tried Secretions, it didn’t phase me. Ambilux, on the other hand, made my eyes start to water and my hair stand on end. It is SO bad.
Love this vid, Mag-neh-feek is how magnifieques is pronounced btw!
I actually have the But Not Today flacon and I do not find it that extreme. Strong leather smell, not that metallic to me, some musky notes underneath. Maybe it just works well with my skin but I really like wearing it (whereas e.g. patchouli absolutely doesn't work for me, although I like it on others).
I don’t want to smell it but also strongly want to smell it at the same time.
you put me onto cdg concrete some time ago, I’d blind buy any fragrance you hype up 🐐
Did he put all fragrances on the same card? Wild
Love the Agriculture shirt!!!!!
My favorite perfumer is Mr. Etat libre d'orange!
Bro.. What's the track list? Some of them sound Hella good
whiskey and wine- planning for a burial
stones in focus-aphex twin
the power of independent trucking- big black
racer x- big black
October all over- unwound
medicine bottle- red house painters
bite the bolster- ramleh
hamburger lady- throbbing gristle
orchards of a futile heaven- the body
say it- tory lanex
bite-prison religion
14:00 for me age of innocence remind me of that one scene from a book called ,,Lolita'' where Lolita and Humbert stopped at gas station
Watched this while eating a banana for breakfast.. lost my appetite for the entire day. 💀
Zoologist is inspired by the animals habitats, not by the animals themselves.
wait are you the guy from the cut lineup video?
at least you will never be forgotten by wearing these fragances
You’ll make a heck of an impression on your employer when you are at a job interview.
You should try Tonerre by Beaufort London. That's a real challenging one, but I love it.
Zoologist is a really good house.
Leave it to Bushwick hipsters to wear a Michelin Man frag! I’m dead!
Good music taste bro
great video, pls drop the tracklist
SOMBRE by STRANGERS should be on that list. would probably be number 1 on your list :)
What’s the song for the intro of level 9 But not today?
Nice one bro.
Yo wtf, reading Nuvolari I instantly thought of Tazio Nuvolari, crazy that it's actually inspired by races of him 😂
Love this video
My Niche fragrance would be Radiology Department from a Third World Country. Notes of Developer, Fixer and a patient's blood and vomit.
What's the site you are reading from?
Best smelling metal head
I need to buy all of these so I can try them myself 😂
@05:08 any man who works around cars know the best men's car fragrance is simply 2 stroke premix and used motor oil directly on your skin
where can i purchase umbre
aaron terence hughes, lmao
g a l a x o l y d e s
You have to get your hands on slumberhouse, the ccp of fragrance.
banger vid
Try some of these for us. Thanks 🙏
Great video
You have to try Sombre by Strangers Parfumerie. It puts everything here to shame. Smells like the cover of a Cannibal Corpse album.
Inexcusable Evil is so fucked, I’m not sure if I’ll ever get used to it
Boris Bidjan Saberi 11 had the greatest leather scent, no im not the real boris