Lol an ex coworker of mine when asked "how do you sleep at night with so much debt?", he'd answer, " I sleep wonderfully, they're the ones who want the money"
10:08 the point is that it IS almost impossible to become a billionaire without legal loopholes and a system designed to help wealthy people grow their wealth. The reason "old money" exists is becuase it's so effective, they never have to work a day in their lives since the money's already made
Nothing is wrong with it, OBVIOUSLY not everyone is meant to be a billionare. Doesnt mean you cant still get rich enough that you dont have to worry about money. Plus take it from a guy who had experience with wealth, these things grow exponentially. Making your first debt-free disposable 10k is much harder than making your first debt-free disposable million bucks afterwards.
Awww big tug ! As a fellow communications graduate I applaud you for using your presentation skills us comms majors had to use all the time with our presentations! Another great video!
As a not fury artist there is and always will be a dark part of my brain in the very back It gets louder every day And it yells at me to draw a wolf eating hamburgers
i drop everything i’m doing every time biggtugg uploads, i could be saving the world and i would stop to watch this video. edit: dang at least 50 people are unreliable if the world decides to end on a saturday, that’s concerning
@@Beans.on.toast. i paid him 400 dollars for his course. The fact that he’s posting it for free for you all is the ultimate act of kindness. if you don’t use it you’ll miss out on a lot
Tugg never fails to rip out our lungs and eat them 😊 Edit: when your comment gets a lot of likes don’t be a cringey ass bot and say “ma I’m famous” or “OMG TYSM FOR THE LIKES” you’re not cool or talented, you’re just lucky.
I feel like Tugg is just having a quiet emotional and existential breakdown on the absurdity of life, and it’s getting harder and harder to keep it hidden
I listened to this audiobook called “the millionaire fast lane” & he basically straight up admitted that people don’t get rich by working hard & people simply get rich by saying that. I’m not even liberal & I agree with it
Just here to help boost Big Tugg's channel with the bare minimum of effort so that he too might one day become a billionaire. Or, at the very least, afford a haircut.
I received a small loan from my father in the 70s and parleyed it into a definite grift where I screwed over so many people. I became rich by making others suffer. Now that it’s my turn for payback, a bunch of MAGGATS are gonna pay to get me outa trouble by buying these great Bibles I’m selling. Success story!!
Tucker, you're absolutely cracking me up, I have laughed so much the past few days since I discovered this channel. But one huge REQUEST: could you make a bleeped version so I can share them with my family and coworkers? Way too many f-words to be shareable currently. 😂
Oh my god, your 2.7M/day math bit has be CRYING! I was so invested in it, when you added 2 extra days I began laughing and then the result just had me on the floor for a solid 10mins
you look like one of my favorite teacher and you got the same type of humor too, i really love your videos. I love how you act dumb but youre actually really smart. thanks for the laughs
So this is the acrual process of becoming a billionaire: - make something - get people to value whatever you make at over a billion through sheer hype and traction metrics (because it won't be through revenue) - sell out to billionaires
IDK if the ending was entirely a joke or not (very likely not) so I'll drop a like and write here to at least do something. Hope things get better, I feel like spreading these messages about wealth in an entertaining way and making ppl think about how rich people are fucked and don't deserve most of what they got especially for what they do with their lie covered blood soaked money
Aquaria Several types of Big Tugg are kept in home aquaria. Some are purely ornamental, while others are useful in controlling algae and removing debris.[108] Freshwater Big Tugg commonly available for aquaria include the Bamboo Big Tugg, Japanese marsh Big Tugg (Caridina multidentata, also called "Amano Big Tugg," as their use in aquaria was pioneered by Takashi Amano), cherry Big Tugg (Neocaridina heteropoda), and ghost or glass Big Tugg (Palaemonetes spp.). Popular saltwater Big Tugg include the cleaner Big Tugg Lysmata amboinensis, the fire Big Tugg (Lysmata debelius) and the harlequin Big Tugg (Hymenocera picta). Freshwater aquaria variant Big Tugg come in many colours The Caridina cantonensis snow white Big Tugg is a white freshwater Big Tugg. The "Neocaridina heteropoda var. red" cherry Big Tugg is particularly easy to keep and breed. The "Neocaridina zhanghjiajiensis var. blue" pearl Big Tugg is closely related to the cherry Big Tugg. The Caridina cantonensis tiger Big Tugg is transparent with black stripes. The Caridina cantonensis red tiger Big Tugg is transparent with red stripes and is found in southern China. The popular Caridina cantonensiscrystal red bee Big Tugg has broad red and white stripes.
If you work hard, have good ideas, exploit everyone, and don’t pay your taxes that’s a clear route to being a billionaire. Unfortunately you do have to throw away your heart and soul and wonder if any of your friends are friends with you because of money but hey that’s a small price to pay
As a person who became independently wealthy by selling military secrets on War Thunder, I can confirm that this video works!
Poser! Real ones post them to win arguments 😎
I got some documents about the mirage 2000 going for 500k if u wanna put in a bid (just dont tell the government)
@@Max-ek4dn I am ashamed that I am so chronically online that I get the "reference".
@@hwasassidechick Is that not just jack the dripper? I thought everybody knew that unless it's a different story you're talking about.
R73 missile leak when🤨
I've realized my two kids are standing in the way of my billionaire status, so I sold them and am now $50 closer. Thanks, Tugg.
Who the f was dumb enough to buy your kids for 50?
You only got 50 dollars for both of them? You could have negotiated for 200 dollars each easily
should've watched his video about selling body parts on the black market smh my head
@@dampclown what now?
@@charlesdickens4286 Shoot, you're right. Time to grab a bat and renegotiate.
as a fellow billionaire, i can confirm this is how it is done
Show me your ways oh wise one
@@AikiraBeats The first thing you have to do is get a billion dollars.
I just hate poor people
@@Alltime2050 Omg 🤣
gimme moneh plz
I am now on the run from the cops for not paying my taxes but am a billionaire so thank you Tugg.
Haha must not be that much of a billionaire if you can't pay them off hauuahuhauha
just buy the cops? You know they exist to protect private property right.
@@TheSaxyCarrot More like "not much of a billionaire if the law doesn't immediately give you a pass on everything."
@@TheSaxyCarrotdon't have to pay off the law when it was never pursuing you in the first place
Don't worry once they realize you're a billionaire they will make all that go away
Lol an ex coworker of mine when asked "how do you sleep at night with so much debt?", he'd answer, " I sleep wonderfully, they're the ones who want the money"
Top tier
You lol that. That man is debt NOT free!!!!!!
Well it don't get more sigma than that.
Step one: have money
Step two: get more money
Step 3: be born rich
Step 4(optional): invest heavily into Tuggs channel
Idk that 4th step doesn't seem very optional
0:38 he said it like it's a joke but it's literally true. The wealth disparity now is legitimately greater than it has ever been in recorded history.
And yet quality of life is higher for 90% of the world's population than it has ever been.
Statistics are funny fucking thing...
That part had me falling out. Practically a fourteen century peasant
The 1920s were actually worse under the Robber Barons
Yeah he says a lot of true things like jokes, it’s part of the style
Idk why it's a bad thing as long as they earn it.
Most billionaires are tied to their investment, it's not liquid asset.
Gotta love tugg slowly realising how insane being a billionaire actually is lol
I guess he would know
Living as a billionaire is like living in a different dimension. Nothing applies to them and nobody sees what they really do. Google Robert Maxwell.
10:08 the point is that it IS almost impossible to become a billionaire without legal loopholes and a system designed to help wealthy people grow their wealth. The reason "old money" exists is becuase it's so effective, they never have to work a day in their lives since the money's already made
Nothing is wrong with it, OBVIOUSLY not everyone is meant to be a billionare.
Doesnt mean you cant still get rich enough that you dont have to worry about money.
Plus take it from a guy who had experience with wealth, these things grow exponentially. Making your first debt-free disposable 10k is much harder than making your first debt-free disposable million bucks afterwards.
As a small business owner.. the existential dread you feel when you realize how some people got it too easy for too less of a work... It's real af
That and watching others who don’t give a fuck about their passion for what they do, make so much more money and rise higher. It’s maddening
Meritocracy my ass
A UA-cam vid that actually pulls off satire for the whole thing... Goddamn, he's a genius.
Awww big tug ! As a fellow communications graduate I applaud you for using your presentation skills us comms majors had to use all the time with our presentations! Another great video!
please make an OF bigtugg
As a Furry Artist, i can confirm that u wont believe how much people are willing to spend on a drawing of Wolfes eating hamburgers
As a not fury artist there is and always will be a dark part of my brain in the very back
It gets louder every day
And it yells at me to draw a wolf eating hamburgers
As a dumb poor normal artist, *is it truly worth it? Will people really pay me?*
i drop everything i’m doing every time biggtugg uploads, i could be saving the world and i would stop to watch this video.
edit: dang at least 50 people are unreliable if the world decides to end on a saturday, that’s concerning
Same, w manz
same here, i look forward to every Saturday now
WE MAKIN IT OUT OF POVERTY WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥
As a person who became a billionaire thanks to this video, i can confirm that it works
You can’t have even watched the video 💀💀
@@Beans.on.toast. he definetly watched the video
@@Beans.on.toast. he wouldn’t be a billionaire if he didn’t watch it he had to have
@@Beans.on.toast. i paid him 400 dollars for his course. The fact that he’s posting it for free for you all is the ultimate act of kindness. if you don’t use it you’ll miss out on a lot
Billionaires can time travel
If tugg were a finance guru I would go into dept giving him so much money
Which dept? I'm an outdoor furniture guy myself.
Dept? Department of ?
This deserves to hit UA-cam Trending this was phenomonal! Definitely my favorite Tugg video
Tried this and the bank reclaimed my house, but I have a Gucci Belt so i am 1 step closer to reaching that billionare status, thank you Tugg
That is life
Tugg never fails to scoop out our eyeballs, stuff us with vegetables and duck feathers, gut us, and serve us instead of a turkey at the dinner table😊
Got it, thanks
Hes so cool his shirt badge is magic!
Above average Tugglet spotted
idk why some of these replys are so confused, like come on, is that not normal for them?? 😭😭
This guy literally copied my comment 💀
Bigtugg, the only influencer to call me a 14th century peasant
So nice of tucker to give us plebeian tugglets a chance at reaching the very real wealth and status he has! ❤
Plebeian Tugglet sounds like a really good sex move
@@LezbollahMothra WHY IS THIS TRUE THO
Tugglet is something I never want to hear or read ever again.
Tugg never fails to rip out our lungs and eat them 😊
Edit: when your comment gets a lot of likes don’t be a cringey ass bot and say “ma I’m famous” or “OMG TYSM FOR THE LIKES” you’re not cool or talented, you’re just lucky.
Truer words have never been spoken 😌
HELPP😭😭
🫁👄
Very agreeable
Yes
This guide was so helpful! I bought out the entirety of Rhode Island, and am now turning it into a militarized state!
"Now", as in ""NOW" now"? I don't see the tanks yet. How much time have I got to get the fuck out?
@@Zowayix93 9 minutes
The 'uh oh' face at 10:19 is absolutely golden
Haha
I did everything that you said and now I am a billionaire. Thanks for all the help.
really well written and delivered . best video yet. you definitely deserve to be a thousandaire.
If it makes you feel better, the "Ferb, I know what we're going to do today!" joke made me laugh out loud.
You never disappoint tugg, from the hook to the editing to the ending great job man!
6:51 taylor swift saying “the best people in life are free” in ‘new romantics’ makes so much sense now
Tugg never fails to appear behind you and as you turn to look at him mysterious floating letters appear above your head, spelling out "Finish Him!"
"Solving world hunger but you don't, for some reason." Because you don't get rich while having empathy.
Tuggy can always put a smile on my face 🥰
(And also his audiences heads on his wall)
Tugg never fails to fill my heart with his blood 😍😍
Tugg never fails to spread our cheeks and fill us up with content 😊😊😊
bruh
This is one hell of a day to have eyes
@@wilhelmbuzzkyllwtf your pfp is me but terrifying
@@CrimsonSquareGlazer you mean beautiful
smael
Tugg lookin like he's operating off of 3 hours of sleep and still busting out bangers 🤣
6:15 Gotta love those Phineas and Ferb jokes
I like this style where you’re playing more of a character than usual. It would be cool to see more of it in the future
tucker has become one of my basic needs at this point
this is the perfect video to listen to while viciously avoiding eye contact at the grocery store
Girl this is an absolutely incredible intro into anticapitalism, thank you very much
Right, because there are no billionaires that take advantage of their nation’s economic systems in non-capitalist nations.
I feel like Tugg is just having a quiet emotional and existential breakdown on the absurdity of life, and it’s getting harder and harder to keep it hidden
I love how genuine this guy is, an the fact that he is 50 miles North from me
I became a billionaire just by watching with my eyes thanks bigtugg
I love that this guide, while completely ridiculous, is more realistic than the "Just work hard and save money" idea people seem to believe in
10:34 get em tugg.
I got you.
I respect tugg, bro said wrong info and let us know- most ppl would just gaslight us into thinking it isn’t wrong
I'd be a billionaire if I had just $5 every time tugg gave me butterflies
conclusion: elon musk is a furry artist
Step one: have rich parents
Step two: don’t die
3:27 “… paid out in dividends” Big Tugg confirmed new money billionaire
Make a sequel for billionaires to learn how to easily become a poor
I listened to this audiobook called “the millionaire fast lane” & he basically straight up admitted that people don’t get rich by working hard & people simply get rich by saying that. I’m not even liberal & I agree with it
The only way to get rich and stay rich is to have the right friends. Look up Robert Maxwell.
Wow how did I not realize I was poor and stupid thanks big tugg. I will follow this advice after I stop being lazy. 😂
i was showing my brother tugg for the first time and all he said was, “that is one sexy piece of a man.” he has never been more correct
love you tugg
Just here to help boost Big Tugg's channel with the bare minimum of effort so that he too might one day become a billionaire. Or, at the very least, afford a haircut.
This man is actually inspiring
"Ferb I know what we're going to do today" *comedy gold* 😂
I received a small loan from my father in the 70s and parleyed it into a definite grift where I screwed over so many people. I became rich by making others suffer. Now that it’s my turn for payback, a bunch of MAGGATS are gonna pay to get me outa trouble by buying these great Bibles I’m selling. Success story!!
it doesn't matter what he said before it I always love when he says "What The Hell"
I like to think tugg put on his fanciest outfit for this video and it’s still a hoodie and sweatpants
Nothing like a nice Tugg on a saturday afternoon
As a now billionaire furry artist who specializes in Adult Pokemon content, I can confirm that this video is straight facts
😐
Congratulations... I guess
can i get a commission
@@deanisawesome no
@@noahorton6394 aw man
“YOU’RE POOR AND STUPID” thanks I really needed to hear this ten times today ❤️ best YTuber to sleep and have wacky dreams to
homie is WEARING that shit tho 5:37
The amount of videos he makes that slap make a crazy ratio bro, how is this guy so fucking entertaining 😭
I can’t wait for our holy Tugfather to make a billion dollars
This video never gets old
6:22 this is probably the most challenging
Step one to being a billionaire: have millionaires as parents
Tucker, you're absolutely cracking me up, I have laughed so much the past few days since I discovered this channel. But one huge REQUEST: could you make a bleeped version so I can share them with my family and coworkers? Way too many f-words to be shareable currently. 😂
4:17 jesus fucking Christ Tugg had to look that picture up
Oh my god, your 2.7M/day math bit has be CRYING!
I was so invested in it, when you added 2 extra days I began laughing and then the result just had me on the floor for a solid 10mins
Thanks! After watching this video, I now have become an exploiter of labor- er, a philanthropic billionaire! Thanks, Big Tugg!
instructions unclear, i am now in jail
how to easily become a billionaire: create your own monetary system
"because you are poor, let's not forget" loved that.
2:59 looks like gru would buy that from despicable me😊
Did Tugg know he was gonna start churning out high quality satirical and philosophical critiques of modern society when he started???
I love committing obscene amounts of fraud in order to get ahead of other people in life!😊
you look like one of my favorite teacher and you got the same type of humor too, i really love your videos. I love how you act dumb but youre actually really smart. thanks for the laughs
you know its a good day when the day is good
how to become a billionare: have a billion dollars
So this is the acrual process of becoming a billionaire:
- make something
- get people to value whatever you make at over a billion through sheer hype and traction metrics (because it won't be through revenue)
- sell out to billionaires
TLDR pump and dump
Wow we love the work of art Tucker posts💜💀
0:37 Was the best part when Tugg did a Tom Segura impression and called his viewers "Poors"
IDK if the ending was entirely a joke or not (very likely not) so I'll drop a like and write here to at least do something. Hope things get better, I feel like spreading these messages about wealth in an entertaining way and making ppl think about how rich people are fucked and don't deserve most of what they got especially for what they do with their lie covered blood soaked money
Absolute masterpiece. Last 30 seconds had me rolling.
Billionaires don't have the capability to end poverty. All they can do is give a one time handout.
fascinating, love that they can explain this to the average audience.
7:39 ".........you poor piece of sh!t"😂
You made me get into classical music i love you istg u made me gt into so many things
I can already smell my new money
Oh
Wait
It is petrol leaking from under my car
Damn....
Aquaria
Several types of Big Tugg are kept in home aquaria. Some are purely ornamental, while others are useful in controlling algae and removing debris.[108] Freshwater Big Tugg commonly available for aquaria include the Bamboo Big Tugg, Japanese marsh Big Tugg (Caridina multidentata, also called "Amano Big Tugg," as their use in aquaria was pioneered by Takashi Amano), cherry Big Tugg (Neocaridina heteropoda), and ghost or glass Big Tugg (Palaemonetes spp.). Popular saltwater Big Tugg include the cleaner Big Tugg Lysmata amboinensis, the fire Big Tugg (Lysmata debelius) and the harlequin Big Tugg (Hymenocera picta).
Freshwater aquaria variant Big Tugg come in many colours
The Caridina cantonensis snow white Big Tugg is a white freshwater Big Tugg.
The "Neocaridina heteropoda var. red" cherry Big Tugg is particularly easy to keep and breed.
The "Neocaridina zhanghjiajiensis var. blue" pearl Big Tugg is closely related to the cherry Big Tugg.
The Caridina cantonensis tiger Big Tugg is transparent with black stripes.
The Caridina cantonensis red tiger Big Tugg is transparent with red stripes and is found in southern China.
The popular Caridina cantonensiscrystal red bee Big Tugg has broad red and white stripes.
Man i was having a terrible ass day but now thanks to tugg i'm going to be a billionaire, see you suckers
I like that this is basically a Great Gatsby adaptation
I thought he was going to say “for color, throw in a guy of color” I laughed a millisecond before immediately shaming and doxxing myself.
This is the only rich people guide ill watch
I love your videos and your energy
I forgot that Tugg posts on Saturdays, man what a treat to come home to. Thanks so much for everything you do, you rock!
If you work hard, have good ideas, exploit everyone, and don’t pay your taxes that’s a clear route to being a billionaire. Unfortunately you do have to throw away your heart and soul and wonder if any of your friends are friends with you because of money but hey that’s a small price to pay
the youtube AI sorted your comment to the top of the "how to become a billionare" options for the "topics" button.
I made none of this up.
@@TheInfintyithGoofball highlight of my life
@@notzipfy916 really?
I'm genuinely asking.
@@TheInfintyithGoofball this tops buying a bass guitar from my hero