The Stupidest Wars in History

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  • @biggtugg
    @biggtugg  4 місяці тому +247

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    • @Mr_Mistake19
      @Mr_Mistake19 4 місяці тому +1

      Ok

    • @inferno6111
      @inferno6111 4 місяці тому

      I’m going to touch you

    • @Teddygzzz
      @Teddygzzz 4 місяці тому +2

      Again Tugg really

    • @teshlafreeman4040
      @teshlafreeman4040 4 місяці тому +5

      I argue that all scents are unisex. Smelling doesn’t have genitals… or am I smelling the wrong thing? Lol

    • @nevermind9854
      @nevermind9854 4 місяці тому +4

      @@Teddygzzzbro’s gotta get that bag

  • @artemisiakyrell7727
    @artemisiakyrell7727 4 місяці тому +734

    Tugg just so you know Emu's are by no means easy to take down they're 6ft tall at least, their beaks & talons are razor-sharp & they have hatred in their hearts. They're not birds, they're fucking dinosaurs.

    • @Bettiebokchoy
      @Bettiebokchoy 4 місяці тому +30

      You just have to watch Useless Farm’s videos to see how true this is

    • @Kenzalina_
      @Kenzalina_ 4 місяці тому +56

      To be fair it ended when the farmers got better fences. Which they probably should have done before they tried to start a war with them.

    • @XCaptianXChaosX
      @XCaptianXChaosX 4 місяці тому +17

      And they won the Emu war of 1932. The Emus beat humans in war.

    • @SkinnaYTA
      @SkinnaYTA 4 місяці тому +3

      I see you have not seen the dramatic reading of wikihow to take down an emu

    • @NotSoMuchFrankly
      @NotSoMuchFrankly 3 місяці тому +6

      @@XCaptianXChaosX TBF, the Aussies would've trounced them if they hadn't sent their best break dancers in lieu of an actual army.

  • @BlueJay2
    @BlueJay2 4 місяці тому +190

    Fun fact: emus are kind of bullet proof because they estimated that it would take about ten bullets to take one down. These birds would get hit and *keep running*. That's hilarious.

  • @The_god_of_reeeeeeeee
    @The_god_of_reeeeeeeee 4 місяці тому +1837

    “They don’t prepare you for the smell”
    Tugg I’m sure you smell glorious

    • @themineguy1234
      @themineguy1234 4 місяці тому +91

      yes, with TODAYS SPONSOR SCENTBIRD

    • @Kingnoodle09
      @Kingnoodle09 4 місяці тому +13

      Dang it, I was gonna say that

    • @cheeki5280
      @cheeki5280 3 місяці тому +14

      The Tugg of War

    • @The_god_of_reeeeeeeee
      @The_god_of_reeeeeeeee 3 місяці тому +7

      @@cheeki5280 the a-10 wartugg

    • @itategoose
      @itategoose 3 місяці тому +1

      Another smooth transition into todays sponsor SCENTBIRD

  • @ThatScootFanboy
    @ThatScootFanboy 4 місяці тому +164

    As an Australian, more specifically a West Australian, I am very happy with your coverage of the Emu War. You actually went into specifics about the events and didn't just rip into my countrymen about our efforts to kill these avian demons from the first circle of hell. So many people have no idea what actually happened, but you summed it up nicely. Thank you Big Tugg!

    • @Alex-sz8id
      @Alex-sz8id 4 місяці тому +11

      Y'all need to start round 3

    • @ThatScootFanboy
      @ThatScootFanboy 4 місяці тому +4

      @@Alex-sz8id We really should.

    • @Capta1n_thunderYT
      @Capta1n_thunderYT 4 місяці тому +2

      There was also a pig war.....

    • @kassassin_brahgawk
      @kassassin_brahgawk 3 місяці тому

      There is an AMAZING video by Puppet History about the Emu War. I think you'd love it 😊

    • @kassassin_brahgawk
      @kassassin_brahgawk 3 місяці тому

      ​​@@Capta1n_thunderYTthere was also a lobster war. Britain decided they wanted Brazil's lobsters, so they asked Brazil if they could come "study" the lobsters for "science."
      They were just fishing them and then after a bunch of arguing and fighting, the British sued Brazil and then they went to court and debated what a lobster was
      ua-cam.com/video/QQuzPufx_IE/v-deo.htmlsi=WIDyVz0OZBPUMGGm.

  • @MK-ri2ks
    @MK-ri2ks 4 місяці тому +1220

    The evolution of Tugg's channel is interesting, at first he used to talk about things that irked him or piqued his curiosity. Now his almost 20 minutes long videos look more like pop-history lectures with a dash comedy; more entertaining than History TV though.

    • @Yattatt
      @Yattatt 4 місяці тому +67

      I remember more history from Tugg videos than from History Channel hour-long documentaries

    • @jlruhlow6412
      @jlruhlow6412 4 місяці тому +18

      It's not growth. It running out of material and needing that sweet sweet ad revenue

    • @zaczane
      @zaczane 4 місяці тому +13

      @@jlruhlow6412 you forgot the “BAYBEE!!” At the end there.

    • @Nixus237
      @Nixus237 4 місяці тому +8

      It is a cool evolution but sometimes I just want 20 minutes of his old style

    • @silasstryder
      @silasstryder 3 місяці тому +6

      @@jlruhlow6412 That's the thing about UA-camrs, sometimes they can get popular because they had a few great ideas at first, but then people realize they're not the next "big thing", they're just some dude or chick that felt like making videos just cuz, got lucky, and now they have to keep going if they don't want to be a wage slave again

  • @CrispOffTheBlock
    @CrispOffTheBlock 3 місяці тому +26

    The pig war just unlocked a core memory for me.
    When I was 11 or 12 my grandparents took me to San Juan where we explored a massive lavender farm, a statue garden, a bizarre ice cream shop with like 70 different flavors of ice cream and stayed in a BNB famous for its oatmeal pancakes. While staying at the BnB, the owners showed us a game called Pass the Pigs. It's basically a dice game where you roll these little plastic pigs, and depending on the way they land, you score a certain number of points.

  • @azijer6268
    @azijer6268 4 місяці тому +858

    As a French citizen I can confirm that it would take 10 business years to actually start a war

    • @TheMadWhit666
      @TheMadWhit666 4 місяці тому +22

      Lol "business years" which holidays are we counting??😂😂

    • @BLET_55artem55
      @BLET_55artem55 4 місяці тому +17

      Yet only 4 seconds if it's against The Britain

    • @Cline7
      @Cline7 4 місяці тому +8

      And it would probably end up in a bunch of unemployed guys having a barbecue on a roundabout (I'm French too and I still have vivid memories of the golden days of the Gilets Jaunes)

    • @taylors4243
      @taylors4243 4 місяці тому +5

      @@BLET_55artem55 priorities. many thanks to the french for helping the US defeat those people back then

    • @Puzzle_Penguin
      @Puzzle_Penguin 3 місяці тому

      As Tugglet_1 if feel the need to tell you that this is the dawn of king Tuggs army if you wish to join, switch your profile picture to peasant Tugg and your name and @ to Tugglet_(lowest number possible) example : Tugglet_2 your @ must match your number to join the cult. Once you have joined the cult it is your sworn duty to watch every Big Tugg video no matter what. lets see how many members we can get feel free to spam this message everywhere.

  • @affarinoxa
    @affarinoxa 3 місяці тому +48

    13:18 as a mexican I'm gonna tell you now, there isnt a thing as an offensive Sombrero. Its a hat, and if anything we like seeing people wear our cultural stuff.

  • @JohnIsNotInsain
    @JohnIsNotInsain 4 місяці тому +642

    4:25 it was the greeks, the greeks built the trojan horse and gave it to the trojans who brought it in the city of TROY then the greeks killed them all

    • @RileyC-ty6ke
      @RileyC-ty6ke 4 місяці тому +36

      just about to say that

    • @youcancallmegeorge9874
      @youcancallmegeorge9874 4 місяці тому +40

      Thank you. I was looking for this comment

    • @THEONETRUEOVERLORD
      @THEONETRUEOVERLORD 4 місяці тому +27

      The horse was the symbol of TROY and so they took it in as a peace symbol. Then the Greeks killed them all. It’s not a hard story to follow how did he get it wrong?

    • @rosie7032
      @rosie7032 4 місяці тому +18

      @@THEONETRUEOVERLORDwell there’s no need to be rude

    • @jadesims96
      @jadesims96 4 місяці тому +4

      THANK YOU

  • @Yphrum
    @Yphrum 4 місяці тому +99

    The bucket was filled with precious relics from their church. They tried to hide them in the well when the raid happened. But they found them and that’s what the whole thing was about, not buckets.

    • @berhonkusbardledoo
      @berhonkusbardledoo 4 місяці тому +14

      still a bucket 🥰
      but cool ty

    • @Levitatingmarsipan
      @Levitatingmarsipan 4 місяці тому +16

      Soo a bucket but with stuff in it? A war over a bucket

    • @MrBlakeleyden
      @MrBlakeleyden 4 місяці тому +7

      @@Levitatingmarsipan Sure, but not really. That would be like saying somebody robbed a bank for a bag. Meanwhile they are ignoring the fact that the bag had 1 Million dollars in it. They wouldn't care much about the bag, just like they wouldn't have cared much about the bucket itself. Context matters.

    • @Levitatingmarsipan
      @Levitatingmarsipan 4 місяці тому +3

      @@MrBlakeleyden yes ofc I simply mean that to some degree in the simplest of terms it is still a war over a bucket, a bucket of stuff sure but still a bucket. So for simplicity and comedic effect it can be said to be about a bucket.
      Edit: thought about it sm more and I’m just fucking stupid

    • @berhonkusbardledoo
      @berhonkusbardledoo 3 місяці тому

      @@MrBlakeleyden I would rob a bank for a bag. What if it was a really cool bag. Like the bandit bag (the original bag)?

  • @Yukelele123
    @Yukelele123 4 місяці тому +424

    I love how birds are undefeated in war

    • @lharrison7000
      @lharrison7000 4 місяці тому

      They should use emus for war, like imagine some big a$$ birds charge you out of nowhere and no matter what you do they just keep coming.

    • @NRios-x8d
      @NRios-x8d 4 місяці тому +5

      more info about this and other wars mentioned on oversimplified

    • @raddestkidever
      @raddestkidever 3 місяці тому +2

      thats a bit like saying the native americans were undefeated in war

    • @affarinoxa
      @affarinoxa 3 місяці тому +4

      The passenger pigeon would disagree

    • @aydnsaglam8176
      @aydnsaglam8176 3 місяці тому

      ​@@affarinoxait wasnt rwally a war so its still technically true

  • @bensteinhauser784
    @bensteinhauser784 4 місяці тому +24

    The emu war was called off both times due to cost and a third emu war was never needed due to the invention of barbed wire. They're still a menace, but not on the same level.

  • @nevermind9854
    @nevermind9854 4 місяці тому +608

    I feel like Tucker is the patron saint of mental breakdowns and I personally am here for it.

    • @nevermind9854
      @nevermind9854 4 місяці тому +6

      @@derpypika8393 you can not convince me that any given history buff is actually mentally stable.

    • @LiamCalli
      @LiamCalli 4 місяці тому +1

      @nevermind9854 I don’t think that you’re right, I agree with what @derpypika8393 said.

    • @nevermind9854
      @nevermind9854 4 місяці тому +1

      @@LiamCalli I absolutely agree it’s a win but there is no way a neurotypical person is gonna memorize 300 European battles from the 14 hundreds

    • @Kevin-gg2bl
      @Kevin-gg2bl 4 місяці тому +1

      Saint Tugg

    • @zacharypotvin6579
      @zacharypotvin6579 4 місяці тому

      Nah, bro says the Lords name in vain way too much..

  • @MsNerd57
    @MsNerd57 4 місяці тому +36

    This video is giving strong “I just discovered oversimplified” vibes and I’m here for it

  • @everest2842
    @everest2842 4 місяці тому +217

    Tugg as a huge Greek mythology buff I have to correct you: the Greeks hid in the Trojan Horse to raid Troy. You got that backwards.

    • @MegaKhelditia
      @MegaKhelditia 4 місяці тому +11

      I gotta imagine he was pulling from memory in the moment and didn't bother with correcting it? Or missed it in editing?

    • @thecrippledone3325
      @thecrippledone3325 4 місяці тому

      ​@@MegaKhelditia or maybe he's a typical uneducated American doing f all research

  • @unstoppable3peat
    @unstoppable3peat 3 місяці тому +23

    5:22 I don’t want to smell like old people

  • @GrimTheRealReaper
    @GrimTheRealReaper 4 місяці тому +49

    Kinda surprised you missed that with the “there’s no way the bow wasn’t used for humans” since it seems like you’d know this, but otzi the iceman, the oldest preserved body we’ve recovered, had an arrow lodged in him. Wasn’t put there by a mammoth.

  • @CleanGerms
    @CleanGerms 4 місяці тому +7

    As a Ghanaian,I never expected to hear about the golden stool war from BigTugg. We learnt about this in junior and senior high schools. I am not Ashanti but i congratulate Tucker on his attempt at pronouncing some of the words. The exiled king was called Prem-peh I. (Pronounced the same way you see it)
    Fun fact: The stool was conjured down from the skies by the great Ashanti priest, Okomfo Anokye, who later went on journey to search for the cure to death and never returned.❤

    • @QuackAttack
      @QuackAttack 2 місяці тому +1

      Me neither, I'm American but my parents are Ghanaian (Ashanti and Fante if you're wondering) so I'm somewhat familiar with Ghana's history... although, I will say it was a little disappointing that Yaa Asantewaa was never mentioned 😔

  • @Zackadeles
    @Zackadeles 4 місяці тому +193

    For those of you who don't know, BC and BCE are the same thing. BC means "Before Christ", but historians don't use BC because it has religious connotations attached to it. Therefore, they use BCE, which means "Before Common Era". Also, instead of AD, they use CE, which means "Common Era". Not too complicated

    • @Mr__V
      @Mr__V 4 місяці тому +12

      BC and BCE also have a difference of like 30 years.
      It's commonly interchanged but references different things.

    • @Zackadeles
      @Zackadeles 4 місяці тому +6

      @Mr__V interesting, I didn't realize that. Ik that BC ends slightly earlier than BCE cause of reasons, but I didn't think it was super negligible

    • @sarahgent2674
      @sarahgent2674 4 місяці тому +7

      ​@@Mr__Vi can't find any information that supports this. As far as i know it is just a terminology change. Is there a reason you think this? I'd really like to know because I feel like I should have this information if at all possible.

    • @zacharypotvin6579
      @zacharypotvin6579 4 місяці тому

      Doesn't make sense considering the crucification of a Jesus of Nazareth is a proven historical event

    • @ihatehandles3
      @ihatehandles3 4 місяці тому

      f#©k historians, BC - AD rocks.
      ACDC is second best followed by a lot of empty places...

  • @BeatsByCJB
    @BeatsByCJB 3 місяці тому +8

    7:08 what’s funny is in college football the rivalry game between Indiana vs Purdue is “the battle for the oaken bucket” that shows you how much we don’t have going on in Indiana.

    • @abbysweat9202
      @abbysweat9202 3 місяці тому

      I'm glad I'm not the only person who made this connection lol

  • @AnodyneJS
    @AnodyneJS 4 місяці тому +90

    It's amazing how the subtitle of a sequel to a forgotten movie from the early 1980s has stood the test of time and is still a funny reference even to people who never saw either film. I'm referring to _Breakin'_ and Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo

    • @A_Professional_Idiot_mk.2
      @A_Professional_Idiot_mk.2 4 місяці тому +10

      Wait is that actually what the reference is?
      I’ve literally never been able to find where it came from

    • @len4129
      @len4129 4 місяці тому +4

      @@A_Professional_Idiot_mk.2 I would be surprised if there is another movie sequel with the name "electric boogaloo" ☠

    • @melanieruddy399
      @melanieruddy399 4 місяці тому +2

      I only know it from It's Always Sunny 😂

    • @Norp-i7m
      @Norp-i7m 4 місяці тому

      I believe a young Raygun can be seen doing ridiculous shit in the background (probably).

    • @AnodyneJS
      @AnodyneJS 4 місяці тому +1

      @@Norp-i7m You know, Boogaloo Shrimp has been in endless development hell for a third installment in the _Breakin'_ franchise. It would be amazing to have Raygun put in a cameo if it ever gets made.

  • @isaacnelson5846
    @isaacnelson5846 3 місяці тому +18

    19:35 thanks bro

  • @ToonSack
    @ToonSack 4 місяці тому +293

    Video ends in 19:46, WW2 ended in 1945, I’m watching you Tugg 🥸

    • @Steviezzz-s6y
      @Steviezzz-s6y 4 місяці тому +5

      Hold up he’s got a point

    • @JacksonProvo
      @JacksonProvo 4 місяці тому +4

      Holy shit he’s right

    • @PeaceOnEarth-d8h
      @PeaceOnEarth-d8h 4 місяці тому +4

      Actually, servicemen were still deployed until 1946.

    • @kittty1702
      @kittty1702 4 місяці тому +3

      WAITWAIT Let him cook let him cook

    • @tuna1000
      @tuna1000 3 місяці тому +2

      And youtube adds an extra second to vids so its 19:45 actually

  • @SomeRandom-v8b
    @SomeRandom-v8b 4 місяці тому +11

    There's a theory the trojan horse wasn't a horse but a ship filled with gold (which apparently was a normal way of packaging back then) and, of course, a couple Greek soldiers.

  • @HighTechToast
    @HighTechToast 4 місяці тому +328

    I can just imagine that conversation...
    "What is the worst thing about war?"
    "👁👄👁"
    "What is it?"
    *"T h e s m e l l ."*
    *"They don't prepare you for the smell"*
    (obviously in thanos's voice lol)

    • @Mario_Angel_Medina
      @Mario_Angel_Medina 4 місяці тому +11

      Reminded me of that conversation on the first season of Game of Thrones "no one tells you that men sh*t themselves when they die. They leave that part out of the songs"

    • @betwrixolive9431
      @betwrixolive9431 4 місяці тому +4

      War, the smell never changes.

    • @Puzzle_Penguin
      @Puzzle_Penguin 3 місяці тому

      As Tugglet_1 if feel the need to tell you that this is the dawn of king Tuggs army if you wish to join, switch your profile picture to peasant Tugg and your name and @ to Tugglet_(lowest number possible) example : Tugglet_2 your @ must match your number to join the cult. Once you have joined the cult it is your sworn duty to watch every Big Tugg video no matter what. lets see how many members we can get feel free to spam this message everywhere.

    • @Seelie-pooka
      @Seelie-pooka 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@@Mario_Angel_Medina chuckles?

    • @COYI_WHU
      @COYI_WHU 2 місяці тому

      Parents going into a teenagers rooms

  • @siranimator9514
    @siranimator9514 4 місяці тому +24

    5:46 wasn't aware of your game, sir

  • @Redheadmafia97
    @Redheadmafia97 4 місяці тому +64

    1:30 Tugg look out!

  • @imsanebroisware
    @imsanebroisware 4 місяці тому +13

    5:02 When I was a young boy
    My father took me into the city
    To see a marching band
    He said, "Son, when you grow up
    Would you be the savior of the broken
    The beaten and the damned?"
    He said, "Will you defeat them?
    Your demons, and all the non-believers
    The plans that they have made?"
    "Because one day, I'll leave you a phantom
    To lead you in the summer
    To join the black parade"
    When I was a young boy
    My father took me into the city
    To see a marching band
    He said, "Son, when you grow up
    Would you be the savior of the broken
    The beaten and the damned?"
    Sometimes I get the feelin'
    She's watchin' over me
    And other times I feel like I should go
    And through it all, the rise and fall
    The bodies in the streets
    And when you're gone, we want you all to know
    We'll carry on, we'll carry on
    And though you're dead and gone, believe me
    Your memory will carry on
    We'll carry on
    And in my heart, I can't contain it
    The anthem won't explain it
    A world that sends you reelin'
    From decimated dreams
    Your misery and hate will kill us all
    So paint it black and take it back
    Let's shout it loud and clear
    Defiant to the end, we hear the call
    To carry on, we'll carry on
    And though you're dead and gone, believe me
    Your memory will carry on
    We'll carry on
    And though you're broken and defeated
    Your weary widow marches
    On and on, we carry through the fears
    Oh, ah, ha
    Disappointed faces of your peers
    Oh, ah, ha
    Take a look at me, 'cause I could not care at all
    Do or die, you'll never make me
    Because the world will never take my heart
    Go and try, you'll never break me
    We want it all, we wanna play this part
    I won't explain or say I'm sorry
    I'm unashamed, I'm gonna show my scars
    Give a cheer for all the broken
    Listen here, because it's who we are
    Just a man, I'm not a hero
    Just a boy, who had to sing this song
    Just a man, I'm not a hero
    I don't care
    We'll carry on, we'll carry on
    And though you're dead and gone, believe me
    Your memory will carry on
    You'll carry on
    And though you're broken and defeated
    Your weary widow marches, oh
    Do or die, you'll never make me
    Because the world will never take my heart
    Go and try, you'll never break me
    We want it all, we wanna play this part (we'll carry on)
    Do or die, you'll never make me (we'll carry on)
    Because the world will never take my heart (we'll carry on)
    Go and try, you'll never break me (we'll carry on)
    We want it all, we wanna play this part (we'll carry on!)

  • @anna-flora999
    @anna-flora999 4 місяці тому +397

    The... The Trojan horse wasn't build by the Trojans

    • @timjim-ks8gi
      @timjim-ks8gi 4 місяці тому +6

      Maybe he did it on purpose???

    • @thecrippledone3325
      @thecrippledone3325 4 місяці тому

      Maybe you're special in the head?​@@timjim-ks8gi

    • @Zennrako90
      @Zennrako90 4 місяці тому +14

      @@timjim-ks8giI think he’s just not that good at research

    • @jordanfoster4761
      @jordanfoster4761 4 місяці тому +36

      @@Zennrako90or it was just a mistake. it's easy to forget that the trojan horse wasn't made by the trojans

    • @watsoncouch3800
      @watsoncouch3800 4 місяці тому +27

      @@Zennrako90its a super simple mixup y’all just jumping to conclusions

  • @coltonharris754
    @coltonharris754 4 місяці тому +137

    0:01 Blud just reviewed all of Oversimplified.

    • @bwdukestudios3696
      @bwdukestudios3696 4 місяці тому

      This is just a stupid trend. Like stfu

    • @MAl-qm8oc
      @MAl-qm8oc 4 місяці тому +5

      Not all of oversimplified just the funny stuff

    • @PJtheARCHER
      @PJtheARCHER 4 місяці тому +2

      Blud is bad slang. Use Bud

    • @rowly8478
      @rowly8478 3 місяці тому +1

      What?

    • @monkeytoes1155
      @monkeytoes1155 3 місяці тому +2

      All of you are restarted

  • @Loreeetta
    @Loreeetta 4 місяці тому +184

    "old people smell good"
    -big tugg

    • @thebluedragon493
      @thebluedragon493 3 місяці тому

      ""Old people smell good""
      "-big tugg"
      -you

    • @angryduckart
      @angryduckart 3 місяці тому

      """Old people smell good"""
      ""-big tugg""
      "-you"
      -you

    • @Loreeetta
      @Loreeetta 3 місяці тому

      """"Old people smell good""""
      """-big tugg"""
      ""-you""
      "-you"
      -you

  • @AlexLikens
    @AlexLikens 4 місяці тому +16

    Sam o Nella mentioned, a king respects the lord

    • @GenocideDenierlol
      @GenocideDenierlol 3 місяці тому

      It made me so happy when he posted out of nowhere after years of absence

  • @pastadragon1194
    @pastadragon1194 4 місяці тому +40

    You should do a video about crazy/stupid weapons throughout history. Ex. A Roman emperor (Commodus, already funny) invented a whole new arrow specifically to behead ostriches in gladiator fights.

  • @bobbyritchie8651
    @bobbyritchie8651 4 місяці тому +13

    18:27 “THE WAR”

  • @gunner_melon445
    @gunner_melon445 4 місяці тому +153

    You didn't even touch on the war I declared against my local Dairy Queen for giving me an Oreo Blizzard instead of an M&M blizzard. You will be mine Tyler😡

    • @lKappa
      @lKappa 4 місяці тому +4

      Yes

    • @coltpalmer7443
      @coltpalmer7443 4 місяці тому +5

      Here here 🫡

    • @vl5008
      @vl5008 3 місяці тому +8

      Tagged enemies to lovers on AO3.

    • @Puzzle_Penguin
      @Puzzle_Penguin 3 місяці тому

      As Tugglet_1 if feel the need to tell you that this is the dawn of king Tuggs army if you wish to join, switch your profile picture to peasant Tugg and your name and @ to Tugglet_(lowest number possible) example : Tugglet_2 your @ must match your number to join the cult. Once you have joined the cult it is your sworn duty to watch every Big Tugg video no matter what. lets see how many members we can get feel free to spam this message everywhere.

  • @omni567
    @omni567 4 місяці тому +15

    Hey, Tugg, loved the video. But that scentbird sponsor is a less than stellar part of it. And I get that you gotta get that bag but i feel that you have some kind of ethical responsibility when getting a sponsor.
    The ceo and co-founder of the company, Mariya Nurislamova, is dangerously off her rocker. She is just entirely unhinged on tiktok. She's talking about the matrix, she's being fatphobic, and just being overall wild.
    As a matter of fact, i think you could make a really good video going into all the stuff this woman says.

    • @omni567
      @omni567 4 місяці тому +4

      This might be the 3rd time this comment got posted because every time I leave the comments, mine disappears. Idk why

    • @tiredteen8906
      @tiredteen8906 4 місяці тому +1

      Thought of the same thing, she is big delulu and could spiral into big harmful

    • @Psychologicaldeformality
      @Psychologicaldeformality 4 місяці тому

      That's the ceo, not the product itself, why care, people are allowed to think whatever they want

    • @ukiyohtml1528
      @ukiyohtml1528 4 місяці тому +3

      damn, i’m guessing he may not know about it since i’ve also never heard about it and a lot of people i watch have been sponsored by them. thanks for the info

  • @Juiceman0920
    @Juiceman0920 4 місяці тому +1684

    Tugglets assemble

  • @TorrentialSilver_47
    @TorrentialSilver_47 2 місяці тому +9

    4:23 it was the other way around. The Greeks, fighting the Trojans, sent a wooden horse as a “peace offering” while feigning retreat, then, once inside the walls, at night the The Boys (greek edition) jumped out and burnt the city to the ground. Yup

  • @basilisksanterre4334
    @basilisksanterre4334 4 місяці тому +218

    Fun fact, I did not know that WWI and the american revolutionary war were different wars until the 8th grade. Love the american education system.

    • @drphdmd7064
      @drphdmd7064 4 місяці тому

      Idk, man, sounds like you were just a stupid kid.

    • @biggtugg
      @biggtugg  4 місяці тому +97

      thats insane lmao

    • @herowither12354
      @herowither12354 4 місяці тому +30

      Maybe if you paid attention in class, you'd have known the difference.

    • @derpypizza
      @derpypizza 4 місяці тому +27

      Haha I love blaming my stupidity on the education system 😂😂😐

    • @bookwyrm8181
      @bookwyrm8181 4 місяці тому +30

      I don’t think you can blame that on the education system, I think that’s just you 😶

  • @L3monSqueezy
    @L3monSqueezy Місяць тому +1

    I never really thought about it, but the smell is definitely one of the worst things about being in a warzone. I had a lot of crazy stuff happen to me when I was in Iraq so I think the smell was pushed out of my brain. The mention of it brings back those memories. Mixture of decay, feces, piss, BO, gunpowder, and burning flesh. It is truly a horrific thing.

  • @diarm77
    @diarm77 4 місяці тому +45

    There are two countries who waged war on birds and there are two countries who lost wars on birds

  • @Dr_BlueMoon
    @Dr_BlueMoon 3 місяці тому +6

    13:45 holy crap eagles vs eagles the whole country going down

  • @larslionheart
    @larslionheart 4 місяці тому +32

    We use BCE because it means Before the Common Era. While BC used to mean Before Christ.

    • @blkophelia
      @blkophelia 4 місяці тому +4

      I was looking for this comment. I'm surprised it was this far down. I also love that its Before Chirst and A.D. for Anno Domini. Just kept it latin for whatever reason, but we have to be clear that it was definitely before Christ. Christianity is the west is so historically interesting and dumb

    • @Psychologicaldeformality
      @Psychologicaldeformality 4 місяці тому

      Bc slips off the tongue like butter on a hot pan, bce just sounds stupid

    • @nathanieladams7624
      @nathanieladams7624 4 місяці тому +1

      @@blkopheliaBC AD, doesn’t make any sense though because Jesus was probably born 6 to 4 BC and died around 30 or 33 AD.

    • @blkophelia
      @blkophelia 4 місяці тому +1

      @@nathanieladams7624 exactly! There's so many layers to it being ridiculous and hilarious

    • @sarahgent2674
      @sarahgent2674 4 місяці тому +2

      ​@@nathanieladams7624Yeah it's weird that BC is based on a miscalculation, but I don't know what you mean by AD not making sense, unless you think it means After Death. That's a common misconception but it's latin for In the Year of our Lord, which is a fancy way of saying "jesus exists now".

  • @skillcoiler
    @skillcoiler 4 місяці тому +4

    "These giant chickens are eating all our food before we can"..... Seems like an easy problem solved situation there....

  • @Potman964
    @Potman964 4 місяці тому +53

    Not as stupid as The War of Big Tugg and a hangover

  • @mr.jitter50
    @mr.jitter50 3 місяці тому +3

    16:37 bro the desert chicken is wild af

  • @smipner
    @smipner 4 місяці тому +11

    18:02 that's only If you're crazy enough to throw hands with the dinosaurs

  • @NtAPtat
    @NtAPtat 4 місяці тому +8

    According the legend, an American soldier refused to pay a Panamanian man for a watermelon. The conflict escalated, war broke out, and eventually the Americans vacated Panama, but not until they had deleted all that was left of our military.

  • @nevermind9854
    @nevermind9854 4 місяці тому +40

    It’s a special day when I catch a daddy Tuggard video at 36 seconds old and with no views.

  • @amondhawes-khalifa1949
    @amondhawes-khalifa1949 4 місяці тому +6

    Father Tugg has fed us! *_REJOICE!!!_*

  • @psychofartz1
    @psychofartz1 4 місяці тому +9

    2:00 made me giggle

  • @MidLifeChanger
    @MidLifeChanger 4 місяці тому +17

    In high school I had a biology teacher who would live in the rainforest summers on end, had a basement she made into a jungle and had 3 over 20 ft pythons she would feed chickens, and owned 3 human skulls(one that was donated by one of her old teachers for science. Wtf) I'll never forget that woman.

    • @ukiyohtml1528
      @ukiyohtml1528 4 місяці тому +1

      so where did the two other skulls come from 😧

    • @MidLifeChanger
      @MidLifeChanger 4 місяці тому +2

      @@ukiyohtml1528 Ex husband's? I don't remember if she said or if we asked. This was almost 20 yrs ago at this point.

    • @ukiyohtml1528
      @ukiyohtml1528 4 місяці тому +2

      @@MidLifeChanger thats crazy ! she seems like a very interesting if not mildly scary person haha

    • @MidLifeChanger
      @MidLifeChanger 4 місяці тому +3

      @ukiyohtml1528 One of the most unique people I ever met and a teacher truly passionate about what she teaches and good at it. Think old lady Bill Nye.

    • @ukiyohtml1528
      @ukiyohtml1528 3 місяці тому +1

      @@MidLifeChanger she seems awesome ! i always love it when i have teachers who genuinely care about the subject they teach, it makes me more excited about learning haha !! i’m glad you got to meet someone like her

  • @colten2524
    @colten2524 4 місяці тому +1

    6:45 Tugg I knew I loved you but you just affirmed it a thousandfold.

  • @sqilorsong
    @sqilorsong 4 місяці тому +16

    yay new big tugg content
    this guy perfectly encapsulates my hyperfixations

  • @dillona1001
    @dillona1001 4 місяці тому +2

    As an American born Ashanti Ghanaian🇬🇭, big up big tugg for the shout-out🫡😤🫶🏿

  • @mithralgear417
    @mithralgear417 4 місяці тому +7

    2:51 I think this is the funniest moment of Tugg's i've ever seen.

  • @lxlxveS4M
    @lxlxveS4M 4 місяці тому +2

    It’s nice to open yt on a nice Saturday day and see tugg posted

  • @jen_is_not_ok
    @jen_is_not_ok 2 місяці тому +2

    6:58 He watches Sam O’Nella but not Over Simplified 😭

  • @dexterpurvis5331
    @dexterpurvis5331 4 місяці тому +2

    Big Tugg is the only UA-camr whose sponsorship segments I don’t skip.

  • @Person-wf1qk
    @Person-wf1qk 3 місяці тому +3

    18:20 the way he pronounces Oregon hurts my soul😭✋

  • @ajjamsen694
    @ajjamsen694 4 місяці тому +2

    4:38 Bears actually dont sleep all through winter, Sir Tuggerton 😆
    Also, 16:30, no mention of Puppet History?! That episode was FaNtAsTiC and that end song is a bop 🎶

  • @anndri_tsok4816
    @anndri_tsok4816 4 місяці тому +7

    4:15 the trojians weren't inside the horse, the greeks were

  • @kangaroosekcie
    @kangaroosekcie 4 місяці тому +2

    C.e. and b.c.e. is the new change from b.c. and a.d.
    C.e. is for common era, meaning that the time line isn't directly referencing a religion that only has one book to back it.
    So it's now, common era and before common era.
    Instead of Latin for before Christ and after birth

  • @HanRocket
    @HanRocket 4 місяці тому +10

    Colonel Chapstick is wild

    • @Deadcheese12
      @Deadcheese12 3 місяці тому

      How is Tugg letting this comment slide!?? FUCK YOU *kernal

  • @FrostyMirror854
    @FrostyMirror854 3 місяці тому +1

    The Fallout 4 background battle music for the museum is insane and accurate

  • @Oinkmister
    @Oinkmister 3 місяці тому +11

    3:16 hitler is bad omg tugg how dare you

  • @Chet_Manly
    @Chet_Manly 3 місяці тому +1

    If someone threatens you for wearing a war costume, they must be the same people who go around on Halloween yelling at people "That's not real! That's not real!"

  • @Jiji-Unofficial
    @Jiji-Unofficial 4 місяці тому +3

    TUGG WHY DO YOU GOTTA GIVE ME A PANIC ATTACK IN EVERY VID 😭 0:30

  • @RiceneEue
    @RiceneEue 3 місяці тому +1

    Big tug never fails to fill us up with his amazing videos

  • @UwU-fx7md
    @UwU-fx7md 3 місяці тому +3

    I was veteran of the emu war, those damned emus fought hard.

  • @lukesnow8112
    @lukesnow8112 4 місяці тому +1

    Haven’t even watched yet but this just bring joy to my soul on a Saturday

  • @Apersonwhoisaperson22
    @Apersonwhoisaperson22 4 місяці тому +3

    As a giants fan with family that loves the eagles, I can say a giants-eagles game is the closest we will ever get to an eagles-eagles game. That’s not a good thing

  • @LawAndBedlum
    @LawAndBedlum 3 місяці тому +6

    4:41 I want to know what happened to uncle Ricky

  • @Glow_88
    @Glow_88 4 місяці тому

    This is my source of information! I’ve learned so much from this UA-cam channel compared to all of my primary and secondary school!

  • @Rose-yx6jq
    @Rose-yx6jq 4 місяці тому +8

    War. War never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he'd get to go home to his wife and the son he'd never seen. He got his wish when the US ended World War II by dropping atomic bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The World awaited Armageddon; instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy not as a weapon, but as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxuries once thought the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion-powered cars, portable computers. But then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption lead to shortages of every major resource. The entire world unravelled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077. We stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid. For myself, for my wife, for my infant son - because if my time in the army taught me one thing: it's that war, war never changes.

    • @rnJesus34
      @rnJesus34 4 місяці тому

      Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

    • @shotgunfrenzy1225
      @shotgunfrenzy1225 3 місяці тому

      Why are you quoting fallout 4 XD

  • @intri8116
    @intri8116 3 місяці тому

    this video is such a banger and had me cracking up. my new favorite history story is the bucket war, so glad you shared it. peak petty. also, as a PNW person, the pig war had me rolling.

  • @saltandpepper1628
    @saltandpepper1628 3 місяці тому +3

    "I'm glad hitler died" and then a scentbird sponsor is wild💀💀 For anyone unaware the CEO of scentbird is a psychic who thinks hitler had some good points

  • @JoKingMemer
    @JoKingMemer 4 місяці тому +2

    Funny thing about the Pastry wars Santa Anna guy, he’s the guy who raided and killed everyone in the Alamo with an army of something like 50,000

  • @HImarcy
    @HImarcy 4 місяці тому +8

    7:17 OMG MY CITY WAS NOMINATED

  • @congruentcrib
    @congruentcrib 4 місяці тому

    When it comes to war, I have a few things that I feel everyone needs to consider-
    -History is written by the victors
    -War Never Changes, it just wears new clothes )had to add that last part so I don’t get a bunch of Fallout memes even though those games are amazing)
    -Everyone wants to save the world; we all just have different ways of doing it.
    -War doesn’t make heroes, heroes get recognized by war. (Not all heroes are heard of, and some stories go unheard).

  • @Wastedpoint
    @Wastedpoint 4 місяці тому +3

    2 hours ago 17,458 views? bro really blew up i think he has the realest humor on youtube rn

  • @lieful3623
    @lieful3623 3 місяці тому

    I love the incredible attention to detail. The emu dissapeared after being bazookaed. 10/10

  • @JosaxJaz
    @JosaxJaz 4 місяці тому +4

    2:06 I hate to do the "erhm acktually" thing here but the Bible does have tons of this type of stuff. It doesn't shy away from the depth of human sin. Like right at the beginning you got Cain and Able doing the first Earth death any% speedrun glitchlesss

  • @KayleeRezac-s9s
    @KayleeRezac-s9s Місяць тому +1

    “Emu war 2 electric boogaloo” I laughed way too hard

  • @jeffman5428
    @jeffman5428 4 місяці тому +7

    2:32 Judge Holdyen be like

  • @theshamonk668
    @theshamonk668 3 місяці тому +1

    I agree, it definitely was the Trojans in that horse. No one else. Just the Trojans trojaning it up in there.

  • @Surepeacooler
    @Surepeacooler 4 місяці тому +8

    0:27 i love that song

    • @pluvirain4568
      @pluvirain4568 4 місяці тому +1

      Ohhh me too!! Do you know the songs name? I have been trying to find it but somehow I'm unable to find it😞

    • @MOOOtheEternity
      @MOOOtheEternity 3 місяці тому

      ​@@pluvirain4568 six forty seven

    • @Lost_Souls000
      @Lost_Souls000 3 місяці тому

      @@pluvirain4568it’s called the lobotomy by inspendo

    • @sitcrib090
      @sitcrib090 3 місяці тому

      @@pluvirain4568 The song is called six forty seven, and the artist is Instupendo

  • @later_skateboards
    @later_skateboards 4 місяці тому +1

    Also with the soccer/futbol thing is Andres Escobar who was a player that was murdered for accidentally scoring in their own goal against his team and they lost the FIFA World Cup, so he was killed.

  • @aer0a
    @aer0a 3 місяці тому +3

    16:58 A is how we got the cane toad

    • @triassictv6437
      @triassictv6437 3 місяці тому

      Yep, tbh the machine guns were the best idea or though they are native species and it would probably mess up biodiversity a whole lot

  • @galaxycraft007
    @galaxycraft007 2 місяці тому +1

    16:29 Sam O'Nella mentioned

  • @Eganja.
    @Eganja. 4 місяці тому +8

    8:34 what the fuck was that😭

  • @charbird20
    @charbird20 Місяць тому +1

    Calling the Trojan war “The Real Housewives of Greek Mythology” is legitimately not that far off, and I say this as a hopeful historian and anthropologist with a deep hyper fixation on Ancient Greece.

  • @thedutchgrenadier
    @thedutchgrenadier 4 місяці тому +7

    TUGG HAS GIVEN US ANOTHER VIDEO

  • @shadyxnk2040
    @shadyxnk2040 4 місяці тому

    100% permission. I'll send you my Blues. Welcome to the Corp of Engineers, Sgt Tugg.

  • @krat5576
    @krat5576 4 місяці тому +3

    No no not the trojans, the anti-trojans made the horse to destroy the Trojans.

  • @bakedbread1254
    @bakedbread1254 2 місяці тому +1

    Im convinced Bid Tugg just watch some oversimplified videos for this

  • @ghaleon1103
    @ghaleon1103 4 місяці тому +15

    3:18 You're canceled

  • @statesofgracie
    @statesofgracie 4 місяці тому +1

    so you’re telling me the one quote you remember from your teacher is about smell and you didn’t use that for the scentbird ad segue ?? never been so disappointed in you

  • @TheDarkangel719
    @TheDarkangel719 4 місяці тому +3

    “War. War never changes.”