Before I get the inevitable comments of "this isn't ASMR' and 'he's nothing compared to John Butler'...... I know, I know! This is just a video that I came across that I found really relaxing to listen to (aside from some loud noises we removed). So I know that this isn't a John Butler or Bob Ross type of video but it's something a bit different and something that I have found relaxing in the past and I think some people might too. Let me know what you think. Cheers! Contact me: Facebook ► facebook.com/uASMR/ Twitter ► twitter.com/AccidentalASMR Instagram ► instagram.com/pureuninten... See what's coming next by checking out our FB group: facebook.com/groups/16498...
Dude, you don’t have to explain yourself. This is your channel, and not everyone understands that ASMR has lots of different iterations. So many people have been conditioned (thanks to UA-cam in recent years) to think that ASMR has to be someone whispering or brushing a camera lens. And ASMR purists know that this video is just as much ASMR as Bob or John or Maria.
“The palm tree cannot live forever, or worse, another could grow near it.” Never before have I heard someone contemplate the fate of palm trees in such a serious and yet hilarious way.
I’ve listened to it a dozen times at least I’ve never gotten remotely close to making it through, but given my logical mind and math skills and liking the outdoors it kind of makes me wanna be a surveyor. You get to do research you get to do calculations you get exercise I mean suddenly I think this is a pretty cool career path.
If I was in a surveyor class this video would’ve made me question all my life choices and jump off a 5 story building into a prorated excavated subdivision lot
There are only a few ASMR videos that are so consistently effective that I’ve never been awake to hear the end. This is one of them. He could break out into a Chippendale’s dance show at the end for all I know! 😆 Thank you for sharing this gem with us!
I have had to sit through presentations like this and the most relaxing part is when I pretended to have to go to the bathroom just take a nap in the toilet stall.
He's got that old school Californian/news broadcaster accent that you don't hear too much anymore these days. Nearly Ronald Reaganish. The way he says "PREE-sentation" rather than "preh-sentation".
Hahahaha! The sh*t people dig up for ASMR! lol! This is great. It is just freakin hilarious that anyone who's ever uploaded a video might end up becoming a ASMR star without them knowing it. Lol!!!
With this guy it’s even stranger, since this was nearly thirty years ago. The reason why this video is used today is something that wouldn’t have ever crossed his mind in 1992.
Didn't learn anything after learning that old treasure maps are not worth pursuing unless I'm the second person to step onto the island and the creator didn't use perishable landmarks. Literally fell asleep seconds after he threatened the test at the end. I first tried your latest video, but the topic was too interesting despite guy rambling hither and yon. This worked like magic.
Like a Jedi knight, during boring presentations given on videotape or in person, I'd use my ASMR skill to make myself comfortable... Sadly I couldn't fall asleep due to rules but it got me thru school lol
This might sound lame, but even though the guy was very monotonous, if you pay attention to the script, there seems to be some type of humor, as in self deprecating humour. I found myself quite amused and invested lol
I’m looking at this glass half full. What was once an obsolete mind-numbing training video, is now helping thousands of people indirectly learn about surveying whilst sleeping.
😂😂😂 This comment section is pure genius. You all deserve your own sitcoms. Holy hell I LOL through scrolling down. Looking forward to seeing you all in the other sections.
I used to fall asleep in college to lecturers who sounded like this! Anyway, good upload. I've noticed a lot of unintentional asmr vids have sprung up on other channels now but I still keep coming back here.
UA-cam gives every form of content a chance to have a fanbase...i like the fact that even boring things have a dominant presence on youtube.....its real interesting that these videos are not meant to be watched in full...nor remembered.....the cadence is really the only thing that matters lol
Looks like this gentleman may have been a student of Dr. Jones, although later Dr. Jones himself was proven wrong when he found the *X* marking the spot to the entrance of the Venice Catacombs.
This is definately not a laughing matter. People squarrel over those centimeters of land in courts like crazy! and land surveyors called upon a stand every damn day, to explain these rules and decisions! Awesome video
ASMR is amazing... is is the only thing on earth that would accept the most boring appendage of local government: CALTRANS, and find it to be enjoyable. I am amazed, somewhat.
I tried to listen and learn, one can never have too much knowledge. But the fact is that I could give a rat's pajamas about land surveying. The asmr quality isn't bad though.
As ASMR goes, this fucking slaps. But I also have a degree in environmental science, which had a heavy GIS and hydrology element. So this slaps TWICE AS HARD.
Before I get the inevitable comments of "this isn't ASMR' and 'he's nothing compared to John Butler'...... I know, I know!
This is just a video that I came across that I found really relaxing to listen to (aside from some loud noises we removed). So I know that this isn't a John Butler or Bob Ross type of video but it's something a bit different and something that I have found relaxing in the past and I think some people might too. Let me know what you think. Cheers!
Contact me:
Facebook ► facebook.com/uASMR/
Twitter ► twitter.com/AccidentalASMR
Instagram ► instagram.com/pureuninten...
See what's coming next by checking out our FB group: facebook.com/groups/16498...
Dude wtf who are these asmr douche bags, this is relaxing af lol I wanna listen to all the land surveying modules now!!!!!!!
Dude, you don’t have to explain yourself. This is your channel, and not everyone understands that ASMR has lots of different iterations. So many people have been conditioned (thanks to UA-cam in recent years) to think that ASMR has to be someone whispering or brushing a camera lens. And ASMR purists know that this video is just as much ASMR as Bob or John or Maria.
It’s definitely ASMR! Also, a strong contender for the most boring video on the entire internet 😂
You’ve probably done more to spread Mr Butler’s teachings than you’ll ever know.
And what great teachings they are.
Much respect to you.
imo this is it, chief, what I'm here for
Imagine doing all this work on a speech and then seeing yourself on a channel for people trying to sleep.
My30thnamechoice 🤣🤣🤣💀
I just snorted🤣
Here are the principles of a presentation :
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I rarely LAUGH at comments...🤣🤣
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This dude is EXACTLY what I want from a vintage ASMR video. Everyone's most boring teacher
👌
Spot on. It becomes a struggle to stay awake.
@@Cool_Papa_Funk I wanna fall asleep during times i should be awake. Like class. So this is perfect hahaha.
All the videos we watched in auto tech were like this for hours. It was a struggle to stay awake
Here are the principles of a presentation :
ua-cam.com/video/SA3DiMF4eqM/v-deo.html
This guy is the 8am speaker at the business trip you're on, where you and a group of people you just met went out the night before and got hammered
Accurate
Cried here
“The palm tree cannot live forever, or worse, another could grow near it.” Never before have I heard someone contemplate the fate of palm trees in such a serious and yet hilarious way.
“Won’t someone please think of the palm trees?!”
As a land surveyor myself this a very informative video. Boundary issues are very complex so this describes elements and terms I'll be adopting.
Never thought I would've watched this willingly...in my free time...for entertainment...and actually enjoyed it.
This is EXACTLY what I was thinking going through the video!
yeah haha
And I’m sure his wife calls him a stallion in the sack 🥱🥱🥱🥱
Here are the principles of a presentation :
ua-cam.com/video/SA3DiMF4eqM/v-deo.html
This is good ASMR because it's completely indecipherable. You cannot possibly mentally follow what's going on, so it forces you out.
I’ve listened to it a dozen times at least I’ve never gotten remotely close to making it through, but given my logical mind and math skills and liking the outdoors it kind of makes me wanna be a surveyor. You get to do research you get to do calculations you get exercise I mean suddenly I think this is a pretty cool career path.
That's a great point. If the content is too interesting, I focus on it too much and it keeps me awake.
Part of me was really relaxed by this but I think my subconscious was nervous because there was an exam afterward.
Same. It almost felt wrong sleeping with this.
Today’s ASMR was 1992’s torture for surveyors in training
If I was in a surveyor class this video would’ve made me question all my life choices and jump off a 5 story building into a prorated excavated subdivision lot
Omg, so fuckin true!
They walked...so we could sleep.
@@keyrawn 😂🤣😂🤣
There are only a few ASMR videos that are so consistently effective that I’ve never been awake to hear the end. This is one of them. He could break out into a Chippendale’s dance show at the end for all I know! 😆
Thank you for sharing this gem with us!
All I know is that land surveying is ALOT more exciting that I ever imagined.
Here are the principles of a presentation :
ua-cam.com/video/SA3DiMF4eqM/v-deo.html
I have to say I’ve got new respect for surveyors, a hell of a lot more goes into that job than I realized
This video helped me with my boundary issues
I have had to sit through presentations like this and the most relaxing part is when I pretended to have to go to the bathroom just take a nap in the toilet stall.
“Everybody’s favourite section” 😂🤣
“The perils of boundary retracement lurk in every corner” 😂🤣
This guy has the driest sense of humour!
Not only is this an excellent video for relaxation but it's educational and and imo absolutely fascinating!
"Watch carefully. There will be a test later."
*STRESS LEVEL 99%*
Wow so this is the guy who narrated all those nature and safety videos we had to watch in school in the late 70’s / early 80’s.
i actually adore this, this guy's voice is so calming
This was a great find. The content was really interesting, and the mouth sounds gave me some great ASMR.
This is about determining borders of properties etc?
He's got that old school Californian/news broadcaster accent that you don't hear too much anymore these days. Nearly Ronald Reaganish. The way he says "PREE-sentation" rather than "preh-sentation".
You're right. (And CalTrans, so we know he's in California.) He sounds like some of the television personalities of my childhood.
Here are the principles of a presentation :
ua-cam.com/video/SA3DiMF4eqM/v-deo.html
The title of this video is, without doubt, THE greatest in the history of UA-cam.
Lol the title cards look like old school Jeopardy answers 🥰 love it and love this!
Lmao the corners of the internet world we will go for our asmr fix
Teacher: “Where’s the modern boundary replacement?”
Nobody:
Guy in the back: “AYY BE DAR”
He seems like a good educator. Very insightful and relaxing too.
He looks suicidal
SOOOOO BOOORRRRINNNNGG ! 😍
This reminds me of the story of the cardboard box factory in The Simpsons.
I joke with a friend about that who actually works in a box factory
Oh my God. Within the first 6 seconds of him speaking, I felt a wave of " i dont want to sit here".
Hahahaha! The sh*t people dig up for ASMR! lol! This is great. It is just freakin hilarious that anyone who's ever uploaded a video might end up becoming a ASMR star without them knowing it. Lol!!!
With this guy it’s even stranger, since this was nearly thirty years ago. The reason why this video is used today is something that wouldn’t have ever crossed his mind in 1992.
My SO is a surveyor and the context of this video being on an ASMR channel makes us laugh
Your boyfriend, it’s called your boyfriend.
This has actually kept me awake as I found it too interesting and found myself trying to solve the problems 😀
Didn't learn anything after learning that old treasure maps are not worth pursuing unless I'm the second person to step onto the island and the creator didn't use perishable landmarks.
Literally fell asleep seconds after he threatened the test at the end.
I first tried your latest video, but the topic was too interesting despite guy rambling hither and yon. This worked like magic.
Like a Jedi knight, during boring presentations given on videotape or in person, I'd use my ASMR skill to make myself comfortable... Sadly I couldn't fall asleep due to rules but it got me thru school lol
This might sound lame, but even though the guy was very monotonous, if you pay attention to the script, there seems to be some type of humor, as in self deprecating humour. I found myself quite amused and invested lol
Darn, this would be perfect but it's too interesting to ignore and fall asleep too.
Pirates grotto..sounds like fun!
Exactly! It was way too fascinating for me to doze off.
I actually did fall asleep while trying to watch this for learning purposes.
IM SURE THIS PUT EVERYONE IN THE ROOM TO SLEEP IMMEDIATELY!
I like it... sleep comes about half way through..., still not sure of how this surveyor team's adventures end up🤣🤘🤣
I’m looking at this glass half full. What was once an obsolete mind-numbing training video, is now helping thousands of people indirectly learn about surveying whilst sleeping.
Oh yes I’m sure you’re an expert on surveying and have all the valid credentials to call this video out 🙄
Is this video about to put me to sleep? Yes. But damn it I’m finding it interesting at the same time
😂😂😂
This comment section is pure genius. You all deserve your own sitcoms. Holy hell I LOL through scrolling down. Looking forward to seeing you all in the other sections.
I used to fall asleep in college to lecturers who sounded like this! Anyway, good upload. I've noticed a lot of unintentional asmr vids have sprung up on other channels now but I still keep coming back here.
I can’t stop watching...
Epic. Thank you!
Very satisfying ASMR video. Great sound.👍👏😀👍👍👍👍
This guy lives life on point. U can tell. Machismo is it?
Great subject matter as well
- guy not as smart as him
UA-cam gives every form of content a chance to have a fanbase...i like the fact that even boring things have a dominant presence on youtube.....its real interesting that these videos are not meant to be watched in full...nor remembered.....the cadence is really the only thing that matters lol
Perfection.
Pure bliss.
I love this video 😴
Looks like this gentleman may have been a student of Dr. Jones, although later Dr. Jones himself was proven wrong when he found the *X* marking the spot to the entrance of the Venice Catacombs.
This is the most boring man in the world. Love it!!!
Imagine getting hired or something and this is the video you have to watch in training 😂
I'm just imagining him after his lecture pushing on a lever and driving off out of shot on his mobility lectern.
I watch Value Line stock report webinars to fall asleep…better than a Valium
When the blue title screen appears a few seconds after he starts talking "needtosleepnow.com" - pissed myself laughing
This is definately not a laughing matter. People squarrel over those centimeters of land in courts like crazy! and land surveyors called upon a stand every damn day, to explain these rules and decisions! Awesome video
Indiana Jones quotation without batting an eyelash.
He does sound a bit like Dr. Jones. 🤷🏽♂️
Well...guess its sleeping time then😂
He has LEGO hair!
They got those Jeopardy placards.
Brilliant!
When it faded out I thought the camera went to sleep
The guy goes from studying physics...to land surveying?
Well...that's a new one for me.
I fell asleep during this and had a dream I was the party chief of the field crew.
Boundary determination is very interesting
Thought this was a really young tucker Carlson or a relative at first glance lol
Damn 10 seconds in and i can feel the depression of surveyors long past increasing.
Didn’t even make it 30 seconds before I went to sleep.
Made the people riding in the car with me VERY upset.
22:00 lmao this whole thing hella vintage omg why am i up so late
Who knew surveying was so persnickety.
I thought I came to the wrong channel 😂
I wonder how many attendees were still awake within the 1st 15 minutes! A lousy presentation technique but great for relaxation purposes..
ASMR is amazing... is is the only thing on earth that would accept the most boring appendage of local government: CALTRANS, and find it to be enjoyable. I am amazed, somewhat.
I’m in heaven.
“Not lost, but merely obliterated”
His voice is very reminiscent of the rockwell transtabulator guy
I can't unhear it now, thanks for that.
I'm not complaining, but it's definitely in my head and now it's keeping me awake.
Is this David Puddy's brother?
I’m more hypnotized by those leaning trees back there....
Even they are bored
"...the treasure is freshly buried."
Here’s a guy that’s been married for 20 yrs but is still a virgin.
Not my cup of tea but I'm glad other people enjoy it
His podium makes it look like he's DM ing a game ,wich I guess technically he is🤷🏽♂️
haha yes!! Never noticed that.
I tried to listen and learn, one can never have too much knowledge. But the fact is that I could give a rat's pajamas about land surveying. The asmr quality isn't bad though.
I knew land surveying can be difficult but this is straight up stressful
17:10 "feisty question" lol
There will be a test!
I like how they got the Jeopardy font
I just watched a UA-cam Poop and I keep expecting this to start pooping out any second.
He sounds like the "fitness gram pacer test" voice
This is how you bore the f out of people, I love this
Why does this feel like the worlds most boring D&D campaign
This is so boring it's actually hilarious
😂
I bet you’re more boring as an individual
As ASMR goes, this fucking slaps.
But I also have a degree in environmental science, which had a heavy GIS and hydrology element. So this slaps TWICE AS HARD.
What is the meaning of trees behind him?
to the people commenting that they find him sexy...on a scale of 1 to 10, how sexually deprived are y’all
15 😏🤓🤓
36 😬😬😬😳😳😳💋😹
As an answer to both your question and to say how old this guy is now, about 70
4:50 you’re no Dr. Jones!
Dig down 4 fathoms. In sand?
24 feet down in beach sand?