The 8 Kinds of Guitar Snobs

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  • @MusicisWin
    @MusicisWin  4 роки тому +2861

    keep your Line6 Spyder away from me bro

    • @TheUnmitigatedDawn
      @TheUnmitigatedDawn 4 роки тому +9

      Hey you should read Rain(webcomic) by Jocelyn Samara

    • @TomTobin67
      @TomTobin67 4 роки тому +16

      I call them cork sniffers.

    • @allencgeorge8028
      @allencgeorge8028 4 роки тому +5

      can i get a discount on your course?

    • @MarioHernandez-zc7dv
      @MarioHernandez-zc7dv 4 роки тому +8

      "I only use the most expensive amps. All tube amps are garbage"

    • @joshofcywg8162
      @joshofcywg8162 4 роки тому +27

      You should’ve done the Gibson snob, you know, the guy who only buys Gibson’s made in Kalamazoo and doesn’t touch Nashville made ones?

  • @divided.4147
    @divided.4147 4 роки тому +6335

    People who belittle beginners for playing basic riffs

    • @anuvette
      @anuvette 4 роки тому +540

      Same. I never played basic riffs and "overplayed" songs due to the fear of being made fun of.

    • @_spiderfan
      @_spiderfan 4 роки тому +71

      Astolfo please dont be they’ll just see u as a beginner

    • @emossg
      @emossg 4 роки тому +351

      @@anuvette I on the other hand have made it my mission to learn all the overplayed songs and riffs. I relish on the agony of players who they annoy.

    • @anuvette
      @anuvette 4 роки тому +68

      Sorry I forgot to add that it was when I was a beginner. I later changed my mind and learned them because I honestly love some of the songs. Especially seven nations army because it's a very popular football chant

    • @nickcage3703
      @nickcage3703 4 роки тому +52

      The only time I have an issue with beginners is when they play too loud or think they're amazing. Other than that, everyone starts somewhere so I don't really mind

  • @svmmyb0i220
    @svmmyb0i220 4 роки тому +2223

    Definitely missing the theory snob, who won't even talk to you about guitar unless you can identify a weird chord that sounds like an algebraic expression

    • @fahadalghamdi9316
      @fahadalghamdi9316 4 роки тому +154

      The theory snob"WHAT? you don't know what are the chords for a C# Lydian with a raised 4th is??? Are you an amateur??" and his mirror reflection the Anti-theory snob "theory just limits your creativity man! Just..feeeeeeeeeelllll"

    • @Aurora-oe2qp
      @Aurora-oe2qp 4 роки тому +14

      Though, I mean, if you're gonna play guitar, why not just learn chord naming conventions? It really isn't very hard at all if you know the conventions and they aren't that complicated. But hey each to their own.

    • @staceytakenaka9279
      @staceytakenaka9279 4 роки тому +28

      Aka Jazz elitists 🙄

    • @chriscolabella880
      @chriscolabella880 3 роки тому +24

      @@fahadalghamdi9316 Spot on, I'd say anti theory is by far more prevalent. "Theory will limit my natural creativity..." ...

    • @junkhead_92
      @junkhead_92 3 роки тому +11

      Don't even get him started on tabs

  • @jettlethedragonpeeltheoran8915
    @jettlethedragonpeeltheoran8915 Рік тому +78

    I saw a sadly accurate example of the Nationality Snob in a review of a bass once. It was along the lines of, "This bass was incredible, it felt great to play, the finish was flawless, the sound was amazing. I would have given it 5 stars but then I discovered it was made in Indonesia, so I've knocked it down to 4."

    • @ramencurry6672
      @ramencurry6672 5 днів тому

      The thing is that it doesn’t matter where the guitar is made in. Guitar making is actually not advanced and it’s relatively easy to make a great guitar. It’s not like building satellites or industrial turbines.

  • @OlaEnglund
    @OlaEnglund 4 роки тому +1011

    What if I'm all of them? o_O

    • @JSBroadcast
      @JSBroadcast 4 роки тому +66

      You are a next level Ola, you even started your own guitar factory. That's hard to beat.

    • @AustinPowerz-bn5ry
      @AustinPowerz-bn5ry 4 роки тому +10

      Ola is a burp snob. He started his own guitar company just so he could add stomach gas to his brand.

    • @parengthonycastillo4272
      @parengthonycastillo4272 4 роки тому +4

      Atleast you know how to turn a garbage into gold. Unlike Tyler 😂😂😂

    • @TheNinnyfee
      @TheNinnyfee 4 роки тому

      No worries, help is on the way.

    • @shilly2461
      @shilly2461 4 роки тому +4

      your comment sections are sometimes filled with guitar snobs

  • @hamshankscps1049
    @hamshankscps1049 4 роки тому +1138

    When I bought my Telecaster, I had an American and a Mexican that my choice was between. I had the guitar store employee help me out in a blind test to see which I liked more. I closed my eyes and tried both guitars, and the Mexican one had a better feel and sound, so I bought it instead. I would have spent a grand for the American one that I didn't like as much, opposed to $700 for what is still my favourite guitar.

    • @snoopyguy21
      @snoopyguy21 4 роки тому +58

      Good salesman.

    • @hamshankscps1049
      @hamshankscps1049 4 роки тому +105

      @@snoopyguy21 He was probably upset that he didn't make more off commission, but he was extremely helpful to me.

    • @snoopyguy21
      @snoopyguy21 4 роки тому +73

      @@hamshankscps1049 he made the more reliable sale instead of trying to go for the higher commission.

    • @rebeccaabraham8652
      @rebeccaabraham8652 4 роки тому +73

      @@snoopyguy21 Yup! Good service like that means you'll go back to that particular salesman time after time......

    • @giusepperesponte8077
      @giusepperesponte8077 4 роки тому +18

      Dude this is uncanny, same exact thing happened to me but with a strat. I’ve never played a guitar that sounds better than my mim strat.

  • @TJEvans98
    @TJEvans98 4 роки тому +438

    The obvious one that I haven't seen mentioned...."the 'tonewood' snob."

    • @torzsokszilveszter2444
      @torzsokszilveszter2444 3 роки тому +46

      My favourite is that "Rosewood fingerboard has a deep tone"

    • @JustJuicer234
      @JustJuicer234 3 роки тому +22

      @@torzsokszilveszter2444 love the feel of rosewood but if anyone thinks it makes much of a tone difference if any shouldnt be allowed to drive.

    • @harleck9119
      @harleck9119 3 роки тому +4

      @@torzsokszilveszter2444 I like maple fingerboards more just because the look better imo. I wouldn't be able to tell the difference😂

    • @toshineon
      @toshineon 3 роки тому +34

      You need to understand that the only good tones come from a thousand year old tree in an endangered species that only exists in a small area in the deepest African jungles. Anything else is useless.

    • @ryanevans371
      @ryanevans371 3 роки тому +14

      @@toshineon And if you can't hear the difference, man, there's something wrong with you! 😀

  • @motorinmaineiac5081
    @motorinmaineiac5081 4 роки тому +863

    The "loaded parents bought my guitar" snob, you know , the kid with the Gibson SG Special who makes fun of the kid who mowed lawns all summer for a used Fender strat at the pawn shop.

    • @Joelay101
      @Joelay101 4 роки тому +122

      Ah yes. The satisfaction with those spoiled types is that ultimately that guitar will sit in the corner gathering dust for 6 - 12months once little jimmy realises expensive guitars dont make you *insert rock god here* and eventually finds its way at a massive loss to someone like me via ebay. Whislt the used fender will be loved and cherished because the kid thats brought it earned it and is less likely to give up at the first sign of adversity.

    • @schmoemi3386
      @schmoemi3386 4 роки тому +39

      @@Joelay101 The Fender guy will definitely more likely become a rock god itself. Or a guitar god, at least...

    • @SteelyGlow
      @SteelyGlow 4 роки тому +23

      Used Fender Strat is not that bad, actually. Much better than brand new chinese Fender Strat knockoff for $120

    • @tylerpeace1344
      @tylerpeace1344 4 роки тому +3

      Ik how the lawn kid feels but I started building and trading

    • @jensoncremasco3352
      @jensoncremasco3352 4 роки тому +7

      SG Special 🤢

  • @Swampdonkey27
    @Swampdonkey27 4 роки тому +560

    The “no your playing it wrong snob” then they proceed to play it wrong.

    • @abonneermeneer9350
      @abonneermeneer9350 4 роки тому +12

      oh yes! my guitar teacher!

    • @TheDeadTheories
      @TheDeadTheories 4 роки тому +1

      That’s my friend up and down! XD

    • @DMSProduktions
      @DMSProduktions 4 роки тому +4

      Sadly, its true! You have NO idea, how many people came into my shop and played Smoke On The Water wrong! (I even had to teach my BOSS, who is the head educator how to play it, as he too, played the riff incorrectly! (70s rock is my specialty!))

    • @zakkcooke8050
      @zakkcooke8050 4 роки тому +2

      “nO OBamA You’RE dOinG iT wROnG”

    • @Bobba8590
      @Bobba8590 4 роки тому +1

      *you're

  • @alec7568
    @alec7568 3 роки тому +66

    I replaced a lead guitarist in a local band who was a touch snobby.
    None of the members knew his parts and didn't have enough time to teach me their album.
    I had to learn their album from start to finish then at the first gig i played with them the ex guitarist showed up, found himself a spot directly infront of me and carefully analysed my playing all night.
    Whist i was having my post show beer he approached me and started correcting any riff I played even slightly incorrectly and interrogated me based on my choice of guitar.
    When we were in the process of writing a follow up album he kept texting the band to offer to write songs, as if I didn't know how to write a fucking metalcore song.

    • @chetsenior7253
      @chetsenior7253 Рік тому +11

      Metal core sucks.

    • @tommilitello198
      @tommilitello198 Рік тому

      You sound as much like a guitar snob as any lmao

    • @Guitardude69
      @Guitardude69 11 місяців тому +1

      ​​@@chetsenior7253 I mean personally I'm not opposed to it, nor am I a fan, but I prefer Melo-deth or thrash/black metal.

  • @jasonlieberman4606
    @jasonlieberman4606 4 роки тому +720

    The look that says "I don't knew who I idolize more between M Shadows and Tom Waits, so I just aspire to become both of them at once"

    • @mrdoob7824
      @mrdoob7824 4 роки тому

      Haha 69 likes

    • @jasonlieberman4606
      @jasonlieberman4606 4 роки тому +8

      @Bryan Charles oh yeah. For the record I consider what I said to be a compliment... I have mad respect for both of those dudes. They've def accomplished more than anyone I know. 😎

    • @jasonlieberman4606
      @jasonlieberman4606 4 роки тому +1

      @Bryan Charles that's a lotta close 2nds lol, but after all it's pretty reasonable for Waits... He's probably one of the more underrated artists in the history of recorded music

    • @danepresley7851
      @danepresley7851 4 роки тому +4

      I'm a huge A7X fan and I will always say Matt has one of the most dynamic voices I've ever heard

    • @jaxsonratliff9356
      @jaxsonratliff9356 4 роки тому

      I have never heard a more accurate description of an outfit/vibe! Well done.

  • @psmith2403
    @psmith2403 4 роки тому +474

    The Tuning Snob: The guy who considers open tunings, drop tunings, and even the use of a capo as cheating.

    • @isaacthecorncob
      @isaacthecorncob 4 роки тому +26

      Or that those tunings are useless. "Just use standard"

    • @jzen1455
      @jzen1455 4 роки тому +25

      "Only depressed suburban kids who shop at hot topic and listen to Slipknot play drop d tuning." -- Snob from the year 2000

    • @stardust7920042
      @stardust7920042 4 роки тому +1

      Omg yes!

    • @popsfereal
      @popsfereal 4 роки тому +16

      Or the ones who use all "special tunings" and therefore if you don't, you are "old".

    • @anuvette
      @anuvette 4 роки тому +1

      Me: *dances in open D*

  • @glennk1931
    @glennk1931 3 роки тому +10

    Tyler. You are a brilliant musician, and make absolutely hilarious videos. Everything you have mentioned here is so true. Been to some stores, and the have seen this very thing. I’m 67 and have been playing for about 48 years. Totally enjoy your work. It makes me laugh. Thanks.

  • @Astronometric
    @Astronometric 4 роки тому +252

    There is also the opposite: the guy that will call every guitars that does not have 24 strings, fanned frets and the lastest active pickups on the market a "grampa instrument".

    • @rafaelconstanzovicens9094
      @rafaelconstanzovicens9094 4 роки тому +24

      "It doesn´t have a sustainiac neck pickup with an active EMG split coil neck humbucker, 8 strings evertune bridge with piezo pickup, touch MIDI tone filter controller with stereo output and locking tuners? Man, my grandfather´s grandfather used to play that Jackson King V."

    • @nehemiahzo_
      @nehemiahzo_ 4 роки тому +11

      Man I hate those guys. Fanned frets and active pickups suck anyway

    • @bennycheca9426
      @bennycheca9426 4 роки тому +4

      @@nehemiahzo_ fanned frets are sick actually since it makes doing some chords a little bit more natural but yeah active pickups aren't my thing

    • @nehemiahzo_
      @nehemiahzo_ 4 роки тому

      Communalcamp968 Benny checa I’ve never really tried fanned frets, but I’ve heard that they throw off the notes. Is that true?

    • @jery3385
      @jery3385 4 роки тому +1

      @@nehemiahzo_ not necessarily, even on a normal guitar the notes are thrown off,if you want a guitar with which you can play notes spot on buy a squiggly fretted one (true temperament guitar),the idea of a fanned fretted guitar is to have equal tension on each string,in order to do that they make the distance between the nut and bridge longer for the thicker strings,so let's say there's a fan fretted guitar,the high E will have the regular scale length,the B will have a longer scale length to even out the tension,the G will have a longer scale length,and so on and so on.
      Sure maybe on the bends you're gonna get something weird but I doubt it,the only place you're gonna have issues with are the frets above 18, especially on a 24 fretted one,I cannot comprehend how people got used to those frets.

  • @techreviews1583
    @techreviews1583 3 роки тому +8

    My first guitar was an offbrand strat. The next christmas after i learned basic riffs i got an epiphone sg. Best guitar i’ve ever owned

  • @henry3457
    @henry3457 4 роки тому +465

    The only one you didn't mention is the Acoustic Snob. "What, your guitar runs on electricity? What's next, electric cars?"

    • @schmoemi3386
      @schmoemi3386 4 роки тому +23

      Electric organ? Electric piano? 😱

    • @gergoretvari6373
      @gergoretvari6373 4 роки тому +16

      and using computers +interfaces instead of tape machines?

    • @micaheller6426
      @micaheller6426 3 роки тому +1

      Electric-acoustic guitars?

    • @Hun_Uinaq
      @Hun_Uinaq 3 роки тому +6

      Lol! You just described a big chunk of the classical guitar community.

    • @jayden3316
      @jayden3316 3 роки тому +3

      Sad elon musk noises

  • @discreet_boson
    @discreet_boson 4 роки тому +285

    I think this was just an excuse for him to flex his guitar collection

    • @TheWrathsblade
      @TheWrathsblade 4 роки тому +11

      Would you blame him? It's a nice collection, lol.

    • @oliverhansen3773
      @oliverhansen3773 4 роки тому +1

      @@TheWrathsblade I wouldn't

    • @sk8dfl
      @sk8dfl 4 роки тому +7

      You must be new here

    • @dogboy0912
      @dogboy0912 4 роки тому +4

      Like every video? Hehe. Tbh I kinda like it for his other videos because they're like time stamps.

    • @robertmazurowski5974
      @robertmazurowski5974 4 роки тому

      @@freq9939 Do you know his address? If you do contact me on the Dark net.

  • @jessicametal7796
    @jessicametal7796 3 роки тому +22

    The music genre snob is the one that gets me most. Also the technical snob that craps on songs if they don't have a million notes played weirdly in them and won't entertain the idea that just because a song has a simple structure in it, doesn't automatically make it a bad song.

    • @stephblankenaar1245
      @stephblankenaar1245 Рік тому

      can this snob pick up an acoustic guitar and entertain a group who just wants to sing-along??

    • @ethanmorrow5623
      @ethanmorrow5623 Рік тому

      Fuckin hate these guys. They're why I never open the comments section on music instagram.

  • @RC32Smiths01
    @RC32Smiths01 4 роки тому +457

    Only Blayze can pull off the snob style perfectly.

  • @joshfromjuniorstudios
    @joshfromjuniorstudios 4 роки тому +693

    I think playing guitar left handed actually makes you immune to being a guitar snob, like I’ll literally use anything aslong as I can play it

    • @ctom0641
      @ctom0641 4 роки тому +46

      I am a fellow lefty and I don't shun anyone who uses a unknowned guitar brand

    • @BigMan-jc2lb
      @BigMan-jc2lb 4 роки тому +7

      @@ctom0641 same

    • @MuppetVT
      @MuppetVT 4 роки тому +23

      I can't imagine your struggle. They seriously make barely anything left-handed. At least as far as color and body shape is concerned. Plus shops rarely have more than two or three of them. So you either have to buy online or settle for something that has strings and pickups.

    • @molekyyli
      @molekyyli 4 роки тому +1

      Are you sure, I'm not about myself. :D I was adamant about getting an Ibanez and only Ibanez as my first guitar. Narrowed my choices quite a bit. :D And would be another snob sign choosing an old Japan made one over new Indonesian one...? Kinda the only demand not met would be a different bridge (meant to buy fixed, ended up with a Floyd Rose).
      Though I know I will consider other brands when I'm hunting for the second one. I feel like my life won't be complete without having a Flying V. :D

    • @molekyyli
      @molekyyli 4 роки тому +1

      @@MuppetVT In compare to right-handed, they really don't. I wanted an Ibanez and it was like 10 guitars to choose from (if we're talking new). Though Solar has even less - they have around 100 options for "normal" people and exactly 3 for lefties - all boring matte black, Superstrat, Flying V and 7-string. Very hard to choose from such a vast collection... :D
      And I did end up buying online as our local shop (small) had only one lefty (electric, didn't ask about acoustic) and I didn't like that - didn't like the colour, the finish nor the shape :D).

  • @josh24441
    @josh24441 4 роки тому +77

    The effects snob: those that only play with a million and one effect pedals because they don’t want you to know they can’t play at all. Don’t get me wrong, effects are nice and all, but if all you’re doing is playing one string or playing like 3 power chords and using a pedal to make you sound like you know what you’re doing, then you need to practice more.

    • @nicholasselke5214
      @nicholasselke5214 4 роки тому +4

      Yes. I never play with more than two effects at a time, and the most common pair I use is distortion and flanger

    • @farmanocotl1419
      @farmanocotl1419 3 роки тому +4

      As a shoegazer i agree and disagree at the same time. Because on one hand yeah people who use a bunch of pedals just to mask that they cant do shit suck especially if they claim they're good. However if a person uses guitar pedals because they like the sound and know what chord voicings to use and when and being able to identify exactly how to get the tone that they are looking for i would say that they are a good guitar player. Additionally i also see the side which just says "why dont you just play a synth" i have been asked this and in response i said quote "guitar has strings feel good" Either way i can agree with you chaps. Sorry if this is long winded i just wamted to share my view.

    • @josh24441
      @josh24441 3 роки тому +1

      Emilio ocotl well yea. Like Metallica obviously uses a wah pedal mixed with distortions and they sound awesome live. They also play clean and sound just as great. And you got bands like Pink Floyd that uses effects but still sound VERY good. Then you got the bands that just hammer and use effects and play power chords with DEEP distortion because they suck and can’t play any better. Perfect examples I can think of are bands like linkin park and papa roach and deftones. I always HATED those bands.

    • @J.C...
      @J.C... 2 роки тому

      No pedal will make you sound like you know what you're doing when you only know 3 power chords. You don't even know wtf you're talking about 🤣

    • @josh24441
      @josh24441 2 роки тому +2

      @@J.C... did I just touch a nerve with you?

  • @reubenwheeler234
    @reubenwheeler234 4 роки тому +1093

    I can’t help but notice Tyler looks an awful lot like all these snobs he’s showing us, do you have something to tell us.

    • @Jojo-ki9xt
      @Jojo-ki9xt 4 роки тому +16

      U r the first lol

    • @commentfreely5443
      @commentfreely5443 4 роки тому +30

      pepsi and vaccines contain soylent green

    • @MusicisWin
      @MusicisWin  4 роки тому +396

      what are you insinuating sir

    • @undinism69
      @undinism69 4 роки тому +6

      @@MusicisWin lots of brothers!

    • @mister_matrix
      @mister_matrix 4 роки тому

      Getting rumdy amdobe vibes here

  • @markt44
    @markt44 4 роки тому +562

    honestly, if it holds tuning well...i'll play it.

    • @dankay7982
      @dankay7982 4 роки тому +25

      And if not I'll bend it in. Still playing it, 'cause, well, it's a guitar after all.

    • @ayjay579
      @ayjay579 4 роки тому +62

      I live by my own personal motto:
      “If I can afford it, I’ll play it.”

    • @gabeabraham9285
      @gabeabraham9285 4 роки тому +1

      @@ayjay579 me too

    • @lalo4642
      @lalo4642 4 роки тому +1

      @@ayjay579 Same

    • @aristotlefromebay
      @aristotlefromebay 3 роки тому

      that's half the reason I mostly use Floyd Rose and not everyone cuz I use the trem
      alot and I can't afford evertune

  • @stupidthefish4981
    @stupidthefish4981 4 роки тому +4

    I was a protection snob for a while, but then I got a more steady job and enjoyed playing more and started (slowly) to put them on racks and hooks on the walls. Some I still keep in the case because I don’t want to have to dust them off because of how little I play them, but otherwise I sell what I don’t like, play what I do, and keep what’s rare.

  • @clos5700
    @clos5700 4 роки тому +167

    When your guitar is in tune and the “Expert” tells you it isn’t and then proceeds to un-tune it.

    • @JB-ju4ev
      @JB-ju4ev 4 роки тому +6

      that's my dad, and he's a drummer lol, its like no... that's what this chord sounds like

    • @aryan1985
      @aryan1985 4 роки тому +2

      I KNOW BRO

    • @stupidthefish4981
      @stupidthefish4981 4 роки тому +4

      I own an airplane which I’ll occasionally take to shows. The worst thing I hear is “Oh, buddy, is this your plane? Oh it is? Good, I just straightened out this bit on the back, it was out of line.” Then, after the show, I have to spend a good 30 minutes trying to re-trim my airplane.

    • @guitar_and_weed
      @guitar_and_weed 3 роки тому +2

      Some eight year old kid told me my guitar is out of tune, i felt terrible after that

    • @clos5700
      @clos5700 3 роки тому

      @@guitar_and_weed lol

  • @daniellemaster7545
    @daniellemaster7545 4 роки тому +114

    The price snob: the guy that won’t buy any guitar under 3,000 but he doesn’t know the difference between a $3,000 or a $450 guitar

    • @stricknine8623
      @stricknine8623 4 роки тому

      One of the best comments.

    • @laynestaley156
      @laynestaley156 4 роки тому +2

      I’m not a price snob mate

    • @ApertureWarrior
      @ApertureWarrior 4 роки тому +3

      Honestly after about 750 its probably a case of deminishing returns

    • @stricknine8623
      @stricknine8623 4 роки тому +3

      @@ApertureWarrior
      That is Exactly right....After 750.00 - 800.00 you start paying for something that is hard to identify tangibly.

    • @DMSProduktions
      @DMSProduktions 4 роки тому +1

      @@stricknine8623 After that, you're paying FOR the name! * Cough cough FENDER! * * Cough cough GIBSON!! *

  • @grigorijpuskin8840
    @grigorijpuskin8840 3 роки тому +65

    "Guitarists with a huge collection are snobs", he said, standing in front of the wall of guitars

  • @GASSER1525
    @GASSER1525 4 роки тому +302

    Another snob: acoustic guitar players who think metal is talent less when all they can play is wonder wall

    • @andrewtrushinski3848
      @andrewtrushinski3848 4 роки тому +15

      I've met the tuning snob before. Spent more time tuning than recording and trying to get ideas down. I'm like "this guy must have amazing hearing cause it sounds fine to me". Ha, ive come to realize that I don't think there is such thing as a perfect tune on a guitar.

    • @aristotlefromebay
      @aristotlefromebay 4 роки тому +15

      I have met them at school. Even though I kicked their ass, they thought that they won because could play stairway to heaven (and horridly)

    • @gabeabraham9285
      @gabeabraham9285 4 роки тому +4

      @@aristotlefromebay No Stairway!

    • @MidnightMark12
      @MidnightMark12 4 роки тому +8

      Pick up their acoustic.
      Play them the intro sequence to "Black Horsemen" by King Diamond.
      Hand their acoustic back to them with a drool bib.

    • @nimrodsson4029
      @nimrodsson4029 4 роки тому +2

      Or blackbird

  • @mjb4671
    @mjb4671 4 роки тому +66

    The laugh at the end is the exact reason why I love this channel because Tyler is himself and loves what he’s doing.

  • @DirkScroterMissingBoaters
    @DirkScroterMissingBoaters Рік тому +3

    I've experienced #5. Years ago I was picking up my '93 Fender MIM Strat from a music shop after having some work done. The Luthier brought my guitar out from the back room and went over his work while a sales guy (who looked like Ned Flanders) stood nearby. After the Luthier left, the sales guy was told to ring me up and while I was paying for the work the sales guy was looking at my guitar and commented that it was a nice Strat. Then, as I was closing the guitar case, he abruptly stated, "Wait!" and he pointed to the "Made In Mexico" decal on the headstock and said that he hadn't noticed that the guitar was a Mexican model and commented that the guitar was not as nice as he first thought.

  • @arodrigues14
    @arodrigues14 4 роки тому +422

    And there's the wannabe snob: the guy that wants to be a snob but can't afford the gear to be one.

    • @stricknine8623
      @stricknine8623 4 роки тому +5

      LOL,....But a true snob wouldn't allow that to stop them,..they simply get on the net and crank up their snobbery anyway.

    • @nuclearsenshi
      @nuclearsenshi 4 роки тому +1

      GOJU RYU!

    • @arodrigues14
      @arodrigues14 4 роки тому

      @@nuclearsenshi 👊

    • @thomas.thomas
      @thomas.thomas 4 роки тому +1

      me, neither can afford the skill, nor has good technique, it's the theory snob

    • @briegleruyet4139
      @briegleruyet4139 3 роки тому

      Yeah I am

  • @KasimierzOff
    @KasimierzOff 4 роки тому +157

    "Harley Benton is trash/Squier is trash/Epiphone is average at best."
    I had one like that at my school dorm, he had an old american made les paul.
    I still outplayed him in the soloing contest, with my affordable Harley Benton 335 copy.
    Tools aren't as important as the artisan.

    • @flowryan5829
      @flowryan5829 4 роки тому +20

      Take your usual Gibson-Les Paul Snob. Is around 50 years old, owns a 6.000 bucks reissue, owns an old Marshal Tube Amp, can‘t play anything besides „Sweet Child o‘ mine“. And that is the exact same guy who talks shit about everything new Gibson is producing, forcing them to produce the same crap over and over again while not buying anything, forcing the company to go bankrupt.

    • @kennhern
      @kennhern 4 роки тому +14

      @@flowryan5829 *intro to Sweet Child o Mine, because that same guy can't bend enough because he's afraid to damage the frets

    • @CursedInEternity92
      @CursedInEternity92 4 роки тому +3

      My harley benton strat was great but my harley benton flying v was a lemon, theyre kinda like cars, you never know.

    • @n00bguitarist88
      @n00bguitarist88 4 роки тому +16

      Gimme the most expensive guitar ever made, and I'll show you, how bad it is in my hands

    • @dogboy0912
      @dogboy0912 4 роки тому +1

      Been really eyeballing Harley benton's telecaster lineup.

  • @SoggySandwich80
    @SoggySandwich80 4 роки тому +15

    Me looking at someone’s beat up cheap guitar: „dude your guitar is awesome can I play it?“

    • @Hyuin휴인
      @Hyuin휴인 5 місяців тому +1

      They are usually belonging to the most incredibly talented player you’ll witness in person, driven by genuine passion

  • @Deniz_1637
    @Deniz_1637 4 роки тому +279

    If you look closely you can see there is actually one type here: PRS snob. Ah, wait.

    • @ACDC267
      @ACDC267 3 роки тому +6

      Right! lol

    • @_nurmi06
      @_nurmi06 Рік тому

      I identify as a PRS snob.

  • @joshua5483
    @joshua5483 4 роки тому +165

    May I introduce: The Tyler
    PRS > literaly everything other than PRS

    • @baldbearded9601
      @baldbearded9601 4 роки тому +3

      He is officially endorsed by PRS. And if you talk shit about PRS you either never played one or know nothing about guitars.

    • @isaacthecorncob
      @isaacthecorncob 4 роки тому +10

      @@baldbearded9601 Or they are just giving their opinion. People are allowed to have opinions, no matter how unsubstantiated they are. I personally don't like PRS, mainly for the sound. I don't think they sound as good as other guitars on the market. I also don't like the price of a lot of PRS guitars. And, the only PRS' I've been able to play had glossy necks which were sticky and just felt wrong. I don't base my opinion off of those experiences, though, because if I did, my opinion would be based off of two experiences at my local guitar center, which would be very unfair to the brand

    • @baldbearded9601
      @baldbearded9601 4 роки тому +2

      @@isaacthecorncob Why do you actually defend this guy? You actually gave your opinion. He just insulted people while making a dumb joke.
      And at least you have a reason to dislike it. It can't please everyone! But you didn't talk shit about it. If you know guitars, you will have noticed the quality of build of PRS guitars. They are the most consistent in terms of quality. Way ahead of the big brands unless you go "custom shops" kinda stuff.
      If you tell someone PRS is trash, you instantly showcase your absolute ignorance in terms of guitar quality. I stand by that.
      And I commented because OP seemed surprised that Tyler prioritises PRS.. well he's an endorsed artist.. duh!
      Cheers

    • @MiketheNerdRanger
      @MiketheNerdRanger 4 роки тому +2

      @@isaacthecorncob why does everyone keep playing the "opinion" card as if people are supposed to be quiet while they give they "opinion?" Commenting on an opinion isn't suppressing the right to an opinion, it is itself an opinion. That's the thing about opinions, they're subjective, therefore opinions can be discussed with other opinions if they don't agree with said opinion, and if I say "opinion" 2 more times, I'd have said "opinion" 12 times in this whole opinionated response.

    • @josephbarber3855
      @josephbarber3855 4 роки тому +4

      Bald & Bearded hmmm... sounds like we got a Tyler in the chat

  • @TheFreshmaker02
    @TheFreshmaker02 Рік тому +5

    This describes most guitarists. In fact there's a little snob in all of us. Wether the beast is unleashed is on the individual /m/
    "I need a new pick, this is broken." Best laugh today, thanks brotha

  • @jathomred1005
    @jathomred1005 4 роки тому +214

    What about string snobs, where it has to be a certain material string or its trash?

    • @thenoobyXD
      @thenoobyXD 4 роки тому +6

      1) unocated strings only
      2) string gauge snobs

    • @May-ms9wg
      @May-ms9wg 4 роки тому +5

      @@thenoobyXD the uncoated snobs bother me the most cause I cant play uncoated for more than a month (sweaty hands)

    • @luvsic35
      @luvsic35 4 роки тому

      I’m kinda like that. I only use Ernie ball 9-42 paradigms, and can feel the difference between paradigms and other string types

    • @haywoodjablowme699
      @haywoodjablowme699 4 роки тому

      Rotosound is the only bass string you should ever use! Lol

    • @dogboy0912
      @dogboy0912 4 роки тому +9

      Currently have Elixirs on one guitar. Ernie balls on the other because I have sweaty hands and wanted to see the difference. Been about 3-4 weeks. Ernie balls are black. Elixirs look fine. Some people can't stand the feel or tone but idk man I think I'm just gonna keep using Elixirs.

  • @treydongreen4109
    @treydongreen4109 4 роки тому +150

    I once talked to guy while I was holding my 1962 vintage jaguar, and he said “I hate your guitar, it’s a fender.”

    • @genericjohn972
      @genericjohn972 4 роки тому +21

      He said that. About a 62 Jag. That's sad that somebody would belittle it just because its Fender

    • @prometheusvenom7189
      @prometheusvenom7189 4 роки тому +11

      Snobs are terrible the only time I had someone insulting my Cobain jaguar it’s my main guitar. But he doesn’t play guitar or know anything about it. I wasn’t having it so it did pissed me off. But I like how that jaguar plays and sounds it’s awesome for me. He said that it’s not a real guitar I told him to fuck off.

    • @jacoblopez517
      @jacoblopez517 4 роки тому +3

      It's a Jag!!! How could you do that?

    • @prometheusvenom7189
      @prometheusvenom7189 4 роки тому +1

      Bryan Charles Well dude not every single piece guitar are all that strong. Imagine you need a neck replacement.

    • @prometheusvenom7189
      @prometheusvenom7189 4 роки тому +1

      Bryan Charles Honestly dude you shouldn’t have such negativity towards any electric guitar unless it’s an absolute lemon. But other than that you’re missing out man

  • @Dan.Solo.Chicago
    @Dan.Solo.Chicago 2 роки тому +1

    I use coiled cables for one reason and one reason only. HENDRIX AT MONTEREY!!!
    They just looked so cool. You want gear that gets you stoked to play.

  • @keithcroft9181
    @keithcroft9181 4 роки тому +69

    The "brand snob" comes to mind. The guy who says "gibson (or insert other brand) is the only guitar worth having" and wont even fathom trying other brands

    • @CSFiction-
      @CSFiction- 4 роки тому +5

      A close relative to the Nationality Snob, the Brand Snob will vilify any off brand company that copies their beloved brand's guitar even in the face of overwhelming evidence that the off brand guitar offers the same, if not better playing experience at a fraction of the cost.

    • @alexwoods5132
      @alexwoods5132 4 роки тому

      See: the PRS silver sky for an example of those coming out of the wood works

    • @MuppetVT
      @MuppetVT 4 роки тому +1

      Just do NOT mention any of the brands flaws to the Brand Snob as they will rant for three and a half hours about how the flaws aren't actually flaws from the brand, but rather caused by the owner for "not treating the instrument properly"

    • @MidnightMark12
      @MidnightMark12 4 роки тому

      1. Jackson USA Custom Shop/ESP Custom Shop
      2. Jackson USA Artist/ESP Signature
      3. Jackson USA Select/ESP "Series" line/Charvel USA
      Best products, best customer service, and appreciating rapidly.
      Gibson was the worst customer service experience that I've ever dealt with.
      I don't care if Jimmy Page played a Les Paul.

    • @dirtydanthesecretsauceman8519
      @dirtydanthesecretsauceman8519 4 роки тому

      I don’t like the way he portrayed the nationality snob. There are more people who refuse to play any American guitar than people who only play American guitars.

  • @ApexLaneProductions
    @ApexLaneProductions 4 роки тому +94

    I can spot them in the audience whenever I play a show: arms crossed or some other defensive posture while everyone else is jamming.

    • @rafaelconstanzovicens9094
      @rafaelconstanzovicens9094 4 роки тому +3

      I always have my arms crossed when I stand to see bands or other type of musicians :c

    • @MLeago
      @MLeago 4 роки тому

      Reminds me of a G3 show. 😂

    • @tps1020
      @tps1020 4 роки тому

      Another one is guitar players who always remind everyone that they play out

    • @stephenc3060
      @stephenc3060 4 роки тому

      Nice. Of course, that could just be the guy who's girlfriend has a little crush on the singer.

    • @jayvalentine2046
      @jayvalentine2046 4 роки тому +1

      Hey there "rock star" I play and watch shows and I cross my arms when i watch I'm appreciating what I'm seeing possibly pick up a trick or two , hope I didn't upset you "rock star" maybe take it as a compliment

  • @TexasJackdaw
    @TexasJackdaw 3 місяці тому

    Your content is consistently brilliant and entertaining. Cheers

  • @brendanmanning9683
    @brendanmanning9683 4 роки тому +119

    Type 9: if you don’t play a song note fir note they get genuinely pissed at you.

    • @eliju420
      @eliju420 4 роки тому +7

      I did a one off show for this amazing teen singer doing a showcase or something and she wanted to do Paramore, Still Into You. A guy came up to me after the set and was saying it sounded good, but he couldn't help but notice I was hitting a wrong chord in the chorus or something. I was like oh? what chord. He said well I saw you were on the 2nd fret , but that chord is E. Something to that effect. I said wellllll...the song is in drop D so I was playing E. Like dude, did it sound wrong or just look wrong? Use your ears. Notice that low D in the bridge how do you think you hit that low note?

    • @brendanmanning9683
      @brendanmanning9683 4 роки тому +1

      Eliju lmao I was playing Johnny b Goode at my grandparents party once cuz they asked if i could play for a while and entertain ppl with a band of old musicians they knew. I don’t play the Johnny b Goode intro or solo note fir note I play the way that I think sounds good but after we were done playing some guy was like u played the intro wrong and I was like oh what part and what r the correct notes and he was just like idk I don’t play guitar...like ok damn (and the way I play it is close enough I can play it over the actual song and get a pretty good match)

    • @hailmary7283
      @hailmary7283 4 роки тому +3

      This kind makes me the most angry. Like if I wanted to hear it sound exactly the same as the original, I would just listen to the original.

    • @nicolassamanez6590
      @nicolassamanez6590 4 роки тому

      Eliju whats drop d?

    • @brendanmanning9683
      @brendanmanning9683 4 роки тому +1

      Nicolas Samanez it’s where u take the letter d from a scrabble set and you drop it

  • @samsonchi909
    @samsonchi909 4 роки тому +25

    My first teacher was definitely "the protective snob". I remember he had tonnes of cases around the walls of his garage/studio. One day I broke my first electric (les paul epiphone plustop) and he had told me he was wanting to sell one of his old ones, and all of a sudden brings out what was about to be my second guitar- PRS SE. Cool dude, thanks Steve.

  • @chemloaf3020
    @chemloaf3020 2 роки тому +1

    Every time I watch one of your videos, I get this incontrollable urge to drop everything and play.

  • @logansh5261
    @logansh5261 4 роки тому +33

    The similarity between all of the snobs in the list is that they have all the money in the world

  • @t.d.p.t7903
    @t.d.p.t7903 4 роки тому +31

    I was laughing, until I identified myself as the "Stuck in time snob".
    Oh Shit.

  • @wkchip5027
    @wkchip5027 3 роки тому +3

    Literally never met any of these people. I still play a squire strat and everyone's still chill w me.

  • @trevorsurratt4783
    @trevorsurratt4783 4 роки тому +65

    "Acoustics shouldn't have a cutaway" snob

    • @MidnightMark12
      @MidnightMark12 4 роки тому +8

      I love the Martin players who scoff at my Carlo Robelli, until they see it has locking Grover tuners, a bone nut, bone bridge tailpiece, and fretboard so oiled that it looks like kitchen table.

    • @sirbaguette8378
      @sirbaguette8378 3 роки тому +4

      Cutaway guitars are amazing, like bruh I wanna be able to play 3-string barres on fret 16, thanks. As a fingerstyle player, being limited to barre only ip to fret-14 would suck.

  • @salvadorelmercabotageiii9148
    @salvadorelmercabotageiii9148 4 роки тому +32

    New title: Tyler flexing us his guitar collection and indirectly calling us poor

  • @Wob-O
    @Wob-O 3 роки тому +2

    Pretty sure most of us feel some of these ways. Having nice gear is cool. It takes a lot of time but I don't think I had more fun than when I was nailing Green Day by ear in middle school on my Epiphone SG and Beringher amp.

  • @harrisonmyers1572
    @harrisonmyers1572 4 роки тому +39

    Here’s another: the Electrician. The Electrician believes that the only real guitars worth playing are electric guitars. Acoustic guitars, to the Electrician, are a crime against humanity and ought to be outlawed.

    • @Improbabilities
      @Improbabilities 4 роки тому +1

      I work on power grids, and spent a decade owning only a hollowbody electric and an acoustic, no amp. This comment took me for a ride.

    • @chriscoughs5774
      @chriscoughs5774 4 роки тому +7

      I hear more people who are snobs against electric honestly.

    • @stardust7920042
      @stardust7920042 4 роки тому

      I've actually gotten it the other way around that distortion is a quick one way trip to hell 😂😅🤷‍♀️

  • @EthanNewsom
    @EthanNewsom 4 роки тому +41

    Ah yes. The "Nationality Snob." The most frequent of snobs I'd get when I worked at Guitar Center.
    Refuses to buy a well crafted and great sounding Epiphone Les Paul over a mediocre, overpriced Gibson Les Paul because *'Merica*

    • @Hoffnungsvoll.
      @Hoffnungsvoll. 3 роки тому +1

      Partly, i can understand this snob. USA-Gibson is more price-stable and can be even worth more after some yrs...an Epiphone will rarely do this.
      And than, its some kind of worshiping history: The original is an original. The meaning of this may be different for all of us...but i can understand someone seeking for that.
      About the prices: You do not only buy an instrument. You buy also the guarantee, that the workers who build this, have rights and a (more or less) fair pay.

    • @micaheller6426
      @micaheller6426 3 роки тому

      I’d love to own a Gibson, but I also really wish I still had my white epiphone les Paul studio, that was my first guitar. Maybe it’s because I didn’t know jack about guitars, but that thing felt and sounded amazing. You don’t need expensive gear, just something decent and a positive outlook.

    • @metalvoiceguy1232
      @metalvoiceguy1232 2 роки тому

      *'MURICA!* *

    • @CedricSatterfield
      @CedricSatterfield 2 роки тому +1

      These types are sad- Epi's in the last few years, and Schecter's for a long time now, have been better than a low end Gibson of the same make/model. "Won't play/buy a Mexican Gibson/Fender" fall into this category, too. Heck, the guys in CA and Mexico switch back and forth and work the same lines sometimes, so what's on the headstock was probably touched by both groups anyway.
      I loved my Epis and Schecter, and it was only a few years after where I was in a place where I could afford Gibsons and an Ibanez- but id argue that the differences are minute. Im guilty, too, for getting the 'named' model. I DID give my Schecter and Epi's to people that I KNEW would use them, enjoy them, and appreciate them as a considerable upgrade over what they had at the time, though, so I feel like my music karma is balanced.

  • @ELVH1984
    @ELVH1984 2 місяці тому

    0:36 “He can’t even play the freakin’ thing to know the difference” I love it. 😂

  • @leostratonly
    @leostratonly 4 роки тому +157

    I’m the 9 type : I CANT SHUT THE F UP ABOUT GUITARS
    Sorry friends, family, classmates, neighbors ;)

    • @brendanmanning9683
      @brendanmanning9683 4 роки тому +5

      Same dude....same

    • @1ListerofSmeg
      @1ListerofSmeg 4 роки тому +4

      @@brendanmanning9683
      Yes..Also too

    • @muratgalin
      @muratgalin 4 роки тому

      I dont remember ı wrote this comment?

    • @TheWrathsblade
      @TheWrathsblade 4 роки тому +1

      I feel you, Leo......recently had some 'friends' and even family complain I play guitar too much, only to later that day go on about having me play Freebird or Stairway. Not the whole song, mind you, just the riffs.

    • @n00bguitarist88
      @n00bguitarist88 4 роки тому +1

      Will you be my friend? I wouldnt shut up too, but I have no one to talk to about it

  • @Clapton803
    @Clapton803 4 роки тому +77

    I think that everyone has a tad bit of guitar snob in them one way or another

    • @flowryan5829
      @flowryan5829 4 роки тому +1

      Sad but true

    • @CCAndPinkie
      @CCAndPinkie 4 роки тому +2

      It’s Solid State Amos and Active pickups for me...
      Is there a rehab for Guitar snobs?

    • @kaiser7695
      @kaiser7695 4 роки тому +1

      I’m number 8

    • @tawlguy123
      @tawlguy123 4 роки тому +3

      Being an internal snob is fine but being a snob to others is a no no

    • @strifelife4003
      @strifelife4003 4 роки тому

      Yes and no, there is a difference between being a snob and having a preference. It's when you belittle things you don't like because they aren't what you like that it becomes snobby.
      Example, I really don't like flying V's. I think they look stupid, and I also don't like bolt on necks, and i prefer rosewood fret boards. These just aren't my cup of tea. But if someone were to hand me a flying v with a bolt on neck and a standard maple fretboard my first instinct wouldn't be to beat it across every available surface and burn the remains, I'd still plug it in and try it.

  • @haydenlee8332
    @haydenlee8332 3 роки тому +6

    the 8th one isn't a snob, that's a patient with a severe case of G.A.S. (Gear Acquisition Syndrome)!!!!

  • @MrBealvie
    @MrBealvie 4 роки тому +69

    i like how when he plays bad he doesn't mute any strings

    • @AustinPowerz-bn5ry
      @AustinPowerz-bn5ry 4 роки тому

      The true mark of poor execution. It hurts how terrible it is lol

  • @jamescoyne4559
    @jamescoyne4559 4 роки тому +81

    “The Cheapskate”
    Constantly goes to guitar stores and plays guitars he clearly can’t afford and calls them “too cheap” or “not as good as the one he has” and makes excuses when the employees ask if he wants to buy the guitar. Leaves without buying anything, Having only wasting the employees time.

    • @CCAndPinkie
      @CCAndPinkie 4 роки тому +2

      See! I always get self conscious about this, so I have a philosophy, never touch what you can’t afford, play something within your realistic price range.
      And if you don’t intend to buy anything, I at least buy some strings, a key ring, a strap, picks or a pedal, cause that’s the nice thing to do.
      Them’s my rules whenever I go in a Guitar Center or any music store.

    • @Emma-kz3zr
      @Emma-kz3zr 4 роки тому +3

      @@CCAndPinkie how do know the difference between a high end feeling, sounding guitar and squire bullet?
      So in the event you happen across a partscaster or a second hand off brand guitar that is comparable to highend or better, you understand the value and not to flip it on a whim?

    • @astrolabellc7195
      @astrolabellc7195 4 роки тому

      @@Emma-kz3zr as someone who plays a squire bullet but has nicer guitars it is the intonation.
      Learn a classical piece or anything that has microtonal aspects and you will see what I mean. Of course tone because tone wood but that is subjective.

    • @paulapplewhite6135
      @paulapplewhite6135 4 роки тому +2

      Nah, you deliberately play a guitar that you can't afford, Just cos you're killing time... Then you end up buying it!!! Those devilish employees know what they're doing.

    • @CCAndPinkie
      @CCAndPinkie 4 роки тому

      David Willis
      Well... yeah, of course.
      I didn’t always have these rules, I was a young guitarist once.

  • @thirus8312
    @thirus8312 4 роки тому +5

    2:56 ok but this riff is awesome

  • @wildhogOW
    @wildhogOW 4 роки тому +194

    Gibson snob: Believes that the Les Paul is the one and only true guitar to own, the SG lineup is for kids that think they are cool and every other shape or form the guitar's body or neckstock may have is deplorable. The Gibson snob is a combination of every snob you just listed in the video, the absolute worst of all guitar snobs.
    Equivalent to a brand royal Harley-Davidson boomer, that talks shit about everything new and anything different, essentially making possible new buyer distance themselves from the brand just because of the image it's gotten from it's old loyalists, that aren't bringing anymore money to the company, ultimately dooming them completely and forcing them to file for bankruptcy.... Oops.
    Price/resale value snob: The numbers on the pricetag matter more than the guitar itself. Most often doesn't even know how to play the guitar and has it displayed as more of a decorative piece than anything else, continuously bragging about how much the guitar cost and how much they can get for it, should they sell it again later.
    In a price snobs eyes, the higher the price tag, the more rare the guitar has to be.
    Hivemind snob: Their opinion keeps changing by every comment they read and depending on who's being called "stupid" first in the comments, the snob will ally and side themselves with the opinion of the person doing the name calling. But should a more well known celebrity, internet personality or magazine make a contradicting comment about whatever guitar related discussion going on, the snob will immediately change their opinions about the matter and claim "Yes, this is what my opinion has always been about this thing".
    Fan snob: The only gear to have and own, is the one the target or idolization may have, lmao

    • @jimherleva4541
      @jimherleva4541 4 роки тому +13

      Nu-Metal snob: Would only play Ibanez or Jackson with the neck pick-up ripped out. Tuned down to C because "muh, heavy". Don't understand how valve amps operate or the value of reverb. Anything that looks old is "cheesy" and of are the firm belief that rap and rock go together. Also believe "the more pedals used, the better the sound". They play staring at their own shoes and haven't washed their credlocks for 6 months.
      The PRS snob: Firmly of the belief that the company have successfully merged the best attributes of Fender and Gibson. Hates the tops of Les Pauls and can see no similarity between the two at all. Laud the sound as "clear and crisp" despite it having almost no character of its own. Players likely work in insurance and have limited personality. Have caught up to Gibson snobs but lack the money to actually surpass them.

    • @reno145
      @reno145 4 роки тому +9

      The Gibson Snob will also freak out if you replace a knob, a pickup, or even think about installing straplocks on a Les Paul. Heaven forbid your volume pot craps out and you have to replace it.

    • @JIMIIXTLAN
      @JIMIIXTLAN 4 роки тому +13

      Don't forget the Gibson hater snob who whines about the price and quality control

    • @flowryan5829
      @flowryan5829 4 роки тому +1

      The funniest thing is giving those Gibson snobs a „Maybach Lester“ to test. You‘ll see immediately in their eyes that the Maybach outplays the Gibson reissues in almost every way. But they won‘t admit it...they almost get a stroke and then fall into that good old „Well, it‘s nothing more than a well made copy, I‘m not that impressed.“ Always gives me a good laugh. It‘s just lovely to see their Brand-Castle crumbling in their heads. But they would never in a million years admit that. What a bunch of obnoxious Fan-Boys.

    • @kostantinos2297
      @kostantinos2297 4 роки тому +7

      Legend has it that having an Epiphone in the house keeps the Gibson snobs away.

  • @fabienbourdier9847
    @fabienbourdier9847 4 роки тому +34

    I can totally understand the "nationality guy". I'm french dreaming of an american made les paul but i know some peoples who will play only on french made guitars just to support local luthiers, i think thats a pretty cool thing to do if you ask me ! but yeah if some peoples do this just out of snobism i can totally understand how this type of person ende up in the video

    • @isaacthecorncob
      @isaacthecorncob 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah, there are a lot of jerks who don't believe that a guitar from any country other than [Insert country name] could ever be good

    • @dankay7982
      @dankay7982 4 роки тому +4

      A French man speaking fluently English? Come on, man. Don't try to fool us!

    • @khimcleod3459
      @khimcleod3459 4 роки тому

      Dan Kay a lot of europeans speak multiple languages fluently

    • @dankay7982
      @dankay7982 4 роки тому +1

      @@khimcleod3459
      I am European, live right next to France and know VERY WELL how many percent of French people speak English.
      All the best...

    • @fabienbourdier9847
      @fabienbourdier9847 4 роки тому

      @@dankay7982 Fluently ?? thank you so much haha

  • @pizzaking1234
    @pizzaking1234 3 роки тому

    My grandma has this 1964 epiphone Gibson guitar as well as the amp to go along with it. It is extremely rare and also my precious

  • @obiwankenobi4529
    @obiwankenobi4529 4 роки тому +29

    9: The one who mocks players for not knowing anything about music theory
    ( Im number 10: the one who is genuinly interested in music theory and no matter if you are interested or not, i will explain everything about music theory i know)

    • @ChronicMetamorphosis
      @ChronicMetamorphosis 4 роки тому +4

      Ever meet the one who knocks players for knowing theory?
      "Bah, I didn't use that stuff and I'm good!"

    • @TheVirginianRambler
      @TheVirginianRambler 4 роки тому

      Bruh me too

    • @em7178
      @em7178 4 роки тому +2

      ok obi wan

    • @MuppetVT
      @MuppetVT 4 роки тому +4

      Honestly I'd rather run into the guy who explains theory rather than mocks you for not knowing cause then I actually learn something from it!

  • @f1avory
    @f1avory 4 роки тому +96

    " all Steve Vai does is play a million notes per second. he has no feel"

    • @Aaron-zh4kj
      @Aaron-zh4kj 4 роки тому +5

      I go out of my way to argue with people who say that. I feel like I can make that argument about many guitarist, but not Vai.

    • @freedustin
      @freedustin 4 роки тому +3

      Ahh yes, the "Everyone is pretentious except me" snob. These guys are real easy to identify, just ask them what pretentious means and they will verbally crap themselves.

    • @dirtydanthesecretsauceman8519
      @dirtydanthesecretsauceman8519 4 роки тому +4

      Jared Dines has no feel.
      Roasted.

    • @f1avory
      @f1avory 4 роки тому

      Aaron Archual it’s a meme Tyler made ages ago

    • @Deshadow25
      @Deshadow25 4 роки тому +1

      Basically any guitarist who can shred. People also accuse John Petrucci and I am like have you not heard A Change of Seasons, The Spirit Carries On or Six Degrees Of Inner Turbulence because how can you listen to those and say he has no feel? I think this all started with Yngvie and then started spreading to other guitarists since then(Not saying Yngvie has no feel, but I feel he is the first high profile guitarist to be seen as having no feel)

  • @jonathanallen2560
    @jonathanallen2560 3 роки тому

    Good plot twist I didn't expect you to be a super guitar snob with that wall of 600 different guitars behind you. Love the vid by the way.

  • @tantibusking7095
    @tantibusking7095 4 роки тому +42

    The Type Snob: Certain types of guitars are only allowed to play certain types of music. You cant play metal on a tele, idc if it has humbuckers. You cant play blues with an explorer. You cant play country with a flying v.

    • @n00bguitarist88
      @n00bguitarist88 4 роки тому +3

      But can you play brutal deathcore infused black metal on vintage Fender?

    • @EvanIsAwesome777
      @EvanIsAwesome777 4 роки тому +2

      Swap the pickups and you can play whatever you want on whatever you want ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @TheLemonKiller
      @TheLemonKiller 4 роки тому +2

      Pick thickness, string core, cable length, cable tyoe, string Guage, single coil, humbucker, pickup pole height, active pickups, intonation, how much pressure is applied whne fretting, what part of your finger frets the strings, how you hold the neck, how you angle the pick, the Amp head you use, the speaker(s) used, speaker combination, cabinet angle, raised off the ground or not, what tubes do you use if any, scale length of the guitar, tremolo system or not, bone nut or metal, how high is your action, and so many other questions are too be asked to really Guage the sound one makes with a guitar.
      A guitar is merely a tool.
      If it's not an acoustic then you're not playing guitar.
      You're manipulating the frequencies emitting from the speaker.
      The notes just happen to be on the guitar.
      Which is why you don't focus on them as much as the sound.
      I mean, you don't focus on the inflection of certain letters or words as you're speaking do you?
      Because playing guitar is akin to speaking because music is literally a whole nother language.
      But people forget that and see it as a serious business like endeavor instead of the art and emotional conveyer and inner world translator that it is.
      Which is both parts disappointing and pathetic.
      It's understandable to want to know everything someone else does in creating music and how they go about it and what gear.
      So, why aren't you asking about their car?
      Or how they drive?
      Or the clothes that they wear?
      Or the coffee they drink?
      Or their morning routine?
      Yknow, the things that attribute them to who and how they are in thus giving a clear picture of the choices they make and reasons they decided to do as such.
      But, no.
      People like pixels and not the whole picture.
      So they forgo understanding art as it is and figure they need every single thing first.
      I'm sorry. You can study Mozart all you want.
      But how are you going to be known for your own things if you're constantly trying to replicate someone else's?

    • @stoneofpower6192
      @stoneofpower6192 4 роки тому +7

      @@TheLemonKiller "if it's not an acoustic, then you're not playing guitar" is the single most pretentious thing I've ever heard.

    • @TheLemonKiller
      @TheLemonKiller 4 роки тому

      @@stoneofpower6192 And the person taking things seriously and not for the metaphor that it overly blatantly obviously is.
      That's fairly pathetic.

  • @paulblart8834
    @paulblart8834 4 роки тому +54

    "The Nationality Snob" implies something a whole lot worse than someone who's picky about where their gear was made

    • @flowryan5829
      @flowryan5829 4 роки тому

      Right?

    • @EvanIsAwesome777
      @EvanIsAwesome777 4 роки тому +1

      Because humidity, right?

    • @paulapplewhite6135
      @paulapplewhite6135 4 роки тому +5

      Guitar companies perpetuate this. Whenever they're selling to a price-point, they offshore the build and downgrade the hardware. Are we really supposed to believe that Indonesians and Koreans don't know how to carve wood properly!

    • @eliju420
      @eliju420 4 роки тому +2

      @@paulapplewhite6135 Exactly. I wouldn't buy an overseas PRS, not because I doubt they're well made, but I know they skimp on certain things and I'd rather just pay more and have any corners cut. My mexi strat plays great, but the electronics were terrible. Upgraded to SSL-1s and now it sings.

  • @cuspurs
    @cuspurs Рік тому +1

    The fact that there are forbidden songs in music stores feels like the peak snob.

  • @JLiik
    @JLiik 4 роки тому +19

    "don't touch my guitar, don't even breathe on it!"
    *puts a hot Cup of coffee on the guitar*

    • @denniswalsh8476
      @denniswalsh8476 4 роки тому

      You want to play it? Okay, go wash your hands.

    • @brandontay2053
      @brandontay2053 4 роки тому

      @@denniswalsh8476 this might actually be good advice in the light of the pandemic tho!

    • @denniswalsh8476
      @denniswalsh8476 4 роки тому

      @@brandontay2053 The pandemic is recent, this actually was kind of a joke with good friend, a "hands on Dad" with two kids still in diapers.

  • @deeznutz491
    @deeznutz491 4 роки тому +9

    As a small guitar shop owner this checks out completely.

  • @pahogberg9347
    @pahogberg9347 Рік тому

    Funny is when one of those guys meets a sales guy who is also one.. It becomes a comedy show. There are no limits and so funny to watch.
    Remember once at my local shop. They were talking gear. It was model numbers here and years things were made there and where they were made and who invented and so on.. I just stood and listened and had a great time. Loved it. Nerds incorporated. It really made my day.😊

  • @ookthomas
    @ookthomas 4 роки тому +23

    As a guitar tech: The low action snob, comes back after a setup because action is not low enough, then comes back because he experiences fretbuzz, then comes back because he want lower action, etc, etc..

    • @omgiTzkitteh
      @omgiTzkitteh 2 роки тому +2

      if he cant do a basic setup himself then what the fuck lmao

    • @ivankrushensky
      @ivankrushensky Рік тому +1

      Tell him he needs his frets leveled and it'll be a few thousand dollars, then he will leave you alone

    • @bazzathegreat3517
      @bazzathegreat3517 Рік тому

      I got my tele from one of those guys. First thing I did when I got it was raise the strings of the frets.

  • @connorwood9569
    @connorwood9569 4 роки тому +15

    When I was in college I had someone count my frets telling me there was not as many as his, so mine must a 3/4, then time passed and I got a bc rich warlock and he said it was fake because he did not recognise the serial number.

    • @troysmithfr
      @troysmithfr 4 роки тому +5

      Should've said, "Do you recognize this?" and bashed him with it

    • @connorwood9569
      @connorwood9569 4 роки тому

      @@troysmithfr lol

  • @mikenagoda
    @mikenagoda 3 роки тому

    I'm half an amp snob- can't stand solid state, but I really like virtual amps and stuff like that.

  • @kevinmorrice
    @kevinmorrice 4 роки тому +56

    the "better than clapton" snob, they dont know how to even play but tell everyone there better than clapton and when they get asked to play they say "your not cultured enough for my skills"
    (this one is 100% real, my old neighbour owned 16 guitars and couldnt even hold them properly and didnt even know a thing about them, but claimed hed been playing 40+ years despite the fact he was 34. the guy had a ego the size of the moon)

    • @briegleruyet4139
      @briegleruyet4139 3 роки тому +2

      The dark side of the Moon?🤣🤣🤣

    • @toothpastesoup9745
      @toothpastesoup9745 3 роки тому

      That sounds awful

    • @propyro85
      @propyro85 3 роки тому +1

      I kind of do the opposite of your neighbor. Technically, I've been playing for 20ish years if you count how long I've owned guitars ... but if you count the times I've stopped playing and started up again, maybe we're looking at 3 or 4 years. Any my (in)ability to play kind or really shows it.

    • @SwiftyMcswift777
      @SwiftyMcswift777 2 роки тому

      And apparently a pea sized brain !

    • @rangoonlazy2776
      @rangoonlazy2776 11 місяців тому

      "Yeah i been playing like 100 years"

  • @אלעדחיבה-ב9ג
    @אלעדחיבה-ב9ג 4 роки тому +74

    You forgot "The Jazz Player".

    • @TheNinnyfee
      @TheNinnyfee 4 роки тому +1

      These are in the videos about players, this is about gear snobs. :)

    • @jasonkhavari4792
      @jasonkhavari4792 4 роки тому

      Pin this comment, this is #9!

    • @karma1163
      @karma1163 4 роки тому

      jazz is good

    • @aretard7995
      @aretard7995 4 роки тому +1

      "I only play 13's, 12's are for pussies" -Jazz Snob

  • @riffmagos
    @riffmagos Рік тому +1

    I'm a slightly protective snob, although, living near the beach, keeping them in their cases is essential.

  • @jsa3rdbb
    @jsa3rdbb 4 роки тому +40

    Had a nationality snob employee at GC keep telling me "The guitar sucks, it's from China....But it's from CHINA..You gotta buy American" Bruh, I just want to buy a pickguard.

    • @TheNinnyfee
      @TheNinnyfee 4 роки тому

      So, there aren't even guitars in Europe? Nooooooooo! 😄

  • @manonmoni
    @manonmoni 4 роки тому +46

    the one acts like he plays so much but holds it hor 10 minutes and shows off on twinkle twinkle little star

    • @cliverichards6282
      @cliverichards6282 4 роки тому +7

      And then says: "That was the theme to Mozart variations on 'Ah! Vous dirai-je, Maman'."
      Yes. I'm a classical snob and proud of it !!!

    • @dustinpeele2748
      @dustinpeele2748 4 роки тому +2

      I’ve been playing for 2 weeks and twinkle twinkle, hot cross buns, and rain rain go away is all I can play...

    • @rchjrh5841
      @rchjrh5841 4 роки тому +2

      @@dustinpeele2748 Hang in there man. We all started somewhere...

  • @danioc8078
    @danioc8078 3 роки тому

    I really enjoyed this video, and the twist at the end was hilarious! keep it up, my guyyyyy

  • @Undercoverfire
    @Undercoverfire 4 роки тому +17

    The setup snob: Only plays guitars they set up themselves or had set up by their luthier/tech of choice. "Nobody else knows how to do it right"
    The pickup snob: Only ever plays humbuckers/single coils/actives and belittles anyone who plays anything else "Those sound like crap"
    The wood snob: Never plays any guitars with any wood they consider to be inferior, despite how they objectively sound "Ugh, alder?!"
    The technique snob: Considers any alternative techniques for playing to be illegitimate/unearned even when warranted "Dude tapping doesn't count"

    • @jakobgrimes2061
      @jakobgrimes2061 4 роки тому

      So the technique just disses Eddie Van Halen

    • @popsfereal
      @popsfereal 4 роки тому +1

      Hey! I setup all my guitars myself.....because I can.

    • @Undercoverfire
      @Undercoverfire 4 роки тому

      @@popsfereal I mean I do too, because it saves money, but I don't refuse to play other people's guitars because they're not setup the same way as mine

    • @popsfereal
      @popsfereal 4 роки тому +1

      @@Undercoverfire
      indeed.

    • @schmoemi3386
      @schmoemi3386 4 роки тому

      The bass guitar snob: Playing bass with a pick is illegal!

  • @rypt.7574
    @rypt.7574 4 роки тому +24

    Tyler: The PRS Snob

  • @jackhaugh
    @jackhaugh 3 роки тому +5

    There was a point in time where I’d gotten a huge promotion at work, and was making about 4 times more money that I had been previously and I started buying a guitar or amp about every month for a year or so. The guys I was in a band with labeled me a guitar snob because I was going out and buying so much gear and felt as though I was rubbing their faces in shit by doing something that made me happy.

    • @stepvanjoe3469
      @stepvanjoe3469 Рік тому

      Yeah it pays just to keep it to yourself and not even mention it because people automatically get jealous

    • @suspiciouswatermelon7639
      @suspiciouswatermelon7639 Рік тому

      They were jelly because they are losers.

  • @standardking5077
    @standardking5077 4 роки тому +34

    Imagine knowing this guy in real life, as I do. I know someone who bought 3 overpriced epiphones, a huge tube amp that is too loud for his apt. Over 20 pedals, among so much more. Times I've seen him play, 0 (ZERO) no joke.

    • @SeekerGoldstone
      @SeekerGoldstone 3 роки тому +8

      I have an extensive collection of ukuleles. Almost nobody that comes to my house sees me play them... because I'm not about to invite you over so I can sing songs by myself on the corner. I do that when I'm alone.

    • @Hoffnungsvoll.
      @Hoffnungsvoll. 3 роки тому +3

      Even if he just is a collector...thats fine. Why not?

    • @hardac7943
      @hardac7943 3 роки тому

      I fit in to this one but I do practice once an while just really late an very seldom. Why my setup is still in its planning an organized stages missing key parts to actually record. Coming together but slowly not wanting to stumble on some good material an have no way to record an document the process. IE for legal reasons from concept to finish work i will have 100% proof of concept. While it may be crazy so is being sued an losing it all. An it does suck id rather be active but my final pieces are costing me retail which on my budget is extremely difficult.

    • @tommilitello198
      @tommilitello198 Рік тому +1

      Worse,imagine knowing someone that complains about what gear someone else buys because they’ve never seen them use it

  • @Cymbaline713
    @Cymbaline713 4 роки тому +14

    The "If it doesn't have 3 barrel saddles it's not a Tele" snob

  • @ChrisChronos
    @ChrisChronos 4 роки тому +3

    I used to be a vintage gear snob that would scoff at people for using a POD, yet I was super crap at guitar. Luckily I got over that phase, and now I'm just a normal guy that's super crap at guitar

  • @bensherman1628
    @bensherman1628 4 роки тому +14

    i just keep hearing sweet child on a loop never stopping, never stopping.

  • @hugh-johnfleming289
    @hugh-johnfleming289 4 роки тому +5

    A dear old friend, a session guy, has a Harmony 'strat-knock off' that is his number one. Play what you like.

  • @Somuntioalt
    @Somuntioalt Рік тому

    The melancholic snob. He keeps saying "Oh! Yes! Back when I was a guitar noob I used a [insert gear] like that" And you're there thinking "Dude, I've seen you play, you kindda still are a guitar beginner..." hahaha

  • @UDLXXL
    @UDLXXL 4 роки тому +26

    There's the anti-pedal snob... the "I just plug straight into my amp duuude" then they'll play some boring 3 chord punk or dad rock... I'm sorry if some people want to change their tone sometimes or make some atmosphere or something

    • @kentwoodny
      @kentwoodny 4 роки тому +2

      Lol. Triggered to a degree. I just hate lugging more than I need to. Obviously the more toys you have the broader your sound wheelhouse can be. I just find other than distortion and wah (house eq and reverb) I barely use the other stuff live. Maybe I gotta get away from the dad rock...

    • @harleck9119
      @harleck9119 4 роки тому +2

      That "dad rock" thing made me laugh😂

    • @Aaron-zh4kj
      @Aaron-zh4kj 4 роки тому +2

      To be the antithesis though, there's this movement of having 20 million dirt pedals on a board. I have a three channel EVH head, a footswitch for it, and a tube screamer. Those are my only sources of dirt. With the amp, I basically have a clean Fender, Marshall, and a high gain amp, all in one. I have everything I need. I used to be the guy that had a semi crappy clean amp, a fuzz, a blues driver, a DS-1, and tubescreamer. I have a lot more room for other stuff now and my sound is better, now using the amp versus however the diodes hit my amp, 20 million foot taps later.

    • @UDLXXL
      @UDLXXL 4 роки тому

      @@kentwoodny if being minimalist works for you that's cool. I was talking about guys that act like they're better players because they don't use effects... I guess there are also players that act superior because they use a lot of pedals. Also I like some dad rock! I don't mean it as a slur... glad my dad was a rocker!

    • @UDLXXL
      @UDLXXL 4 роки тому

      @@Aaron-zh4kj I would argue the guy with 5 distortion pedals is the snob perhaps? Seems a bit superfluous especially for live & u can always adjust the settings between songs. I have about 15 pedals for live but they're all a different type. For dirt I have a distortion a fuzz & octave fuzz. But hey sometimes I'll do just singer songwriter gigs with an acoustic and no effects apart from house reverb

  • @Coasterdude02149
    @Coasterdude02149 4 роки тому +6

    Back when I was in a band in the 80's and early 90's, A LOT of us got shit on for playing BC Rich "All flash, no substance" . Pardon me for liking to play something that looks a little different. I'm not particularly enamoured of the Strat style (tho those 80's Charvel guitars with the crackle finishes looked awesome) but I've never blasted anyone for playing them...you play what you like. What diference does it make?

    • @JB-ju4ev
      @JB-ju4ev 4 роки тому +1

      my dad thinks its all tone. with me I gotta like what the guitar looks like, the tone can come later with pick-ups, set up and amp. I have to like how it looks first and foremost, then how it feels. the tone to me, I can do anything later on with amps, pedals, pick ups. its gotta look cool and feel good. amp settings and ect. can make anything sound good. I wouldn't play a banjo that sounded like Bostons lead tone straight outta the box lol, its not me.

    • @Coasterdude02149
      @Coasterdude02149 4 роки тому

      @@JB-ju4ev That was the whole thing for me. I loved how B C Rich felt in my hands. They are comfortable, the necks didn't feel like I was holding a bowling pin, and they looked great. I was lucky enough to get two US made ones second hand, so they sounded great. Swapped the Dimarzios out for Seymours, and I was set to go. I once got a Kramer Nightswan coz I loved the graphic on it, figured I'd get used to the thicker neck. Nope, never could. I sold it.

    • @fahadalghamdi9316
      @fahadalghamdi9316 4 роки тому

      @@JB-ju4ev the irony of people is how a guitar looks REALLY matters, this is why nobody wants to touch a Parker guitar inspite of their amazing tone.

    • @jzen1455
      @jzen1455 4 роки тому

      My first guitar was a cheap $170 BC Rich Warlock. That axe shreds like no other for the price, and looks bad ass.

  • @rafaelyaba9018
    @rafaelyaba9018 3 роки тому

    Music Is Win Reactions
    1. It's Pathetic 0:57
    2. What A Know It All, Pitiful! 1:26
    3. Eh, Get Away From Me 1:51
    4. Just Deplorable 2:17
    5. Atrocious 2:36
    6. Barbaric 3:22
    7. Rotten 3:47
    8. Sad 4:06

  • @fonzemusic3718
    @fonzemusic3718 4 роки тому +6

    That tone at 3:00 is unmatched bruh

  • @tylerlacroix615
    @tylerlacroix615 4 роки тому +24

    The "tone snob" aka the audio engineer

    • @Aaron-zh4kj
      @Aaron-zh4kj 4 роки тому +1

      I'll take that label. I don't care what it takes. DOES IT SOUND GOOD?!

    • @AustinPowerz-bn5ry
      @AustinPowerz-bn5ry 4 роки тому

      @@Aaron-zh4kj Tone? Meshuggah.

  • @christopherhansford6876
    @christopherhansford6876 Рік тому +3

    The one about "this guy'd rather slap his mother than be caught playing a post-CBS takeover Fender" cracked me up.

  • @DeanJG-Guitar
    @DeanJG-Guitar 4 роки тому +23

    My friend is totally the first one 😂! He laughs at me for having humbuckers but can’t play anything but a minor pentatonic scale

  • @krissv3ctor512
    @krissv3ctor512 4 роки тому +18

    Don’t talk to me or my Yamaha Pacifica ever again!

    • @astrolabellc7195
      @astrolabellc7195 4 роки тому

      You should try Silvertone guitars if you like Yamaha Pacificas XD

    • @msh6865
      @msh6865 4 роки тому +1

      Yamaha Pacifica's are the greatest bang for your buck in the non-custom built world. Especially those made in the early 90's.

  • @fredchatham6680
    @fredchatham6680 2 роки тому

    Maybe appropriate statement here. I'm late 70's I made an emergency Sears catalog order with 2 day store delivery. Just moved across 2 states, My possessions couldn't be found. I shared the moving company truck with another family moving to the same state. I ordered a no name Sears Les Paul copy for $79.00 for a gig in 3 days. It was a beautiful red sunburst, bolt on neck, and single coils hidden in humbucker cases. Set it up, replaced strings, played it at gig. Once I tweaked the eq on the borrowed amp it was a HOOT to play. Some tuning problems. I liked it so much I upgraded the tuners and pickups and played it for years on specific songs at gigs. It was stolen as we loaded in a gig. Funny thing, it was worth the least of anything in the van. That guitar showed me the name on the headstock didn't mean much then, and less now. I have big name gear but also some less desirable names too.

  • @yaboi-km2qn
    @yaboi-km2qn 4 роки тому +44

    standard tuning snob. they are allergic to drop d.

    • @tjenadonn6158
      @tjenadonn6158 4 роки тому +5

      @Andrew Imai and New Standard Tuning, Straight Fourths. Celtic tuning, the list goes on

    • @will-iu2bk
      @will-iu2bk 4 роки тому +5

      They implode when they hear mathrock

    • @dexxfilm
      @dexxfilm 4 роки тому +2

      I feel attacked lol

    • @Yorgivgm9618
      @Yorgivgm9618 4 роки тому

      guilty xD

    • @Hevvvyyy
      @Hevvvyyy 4 роки тому +3

      Fuck it gimme the c# tuning