Clarke and Dawe - A Last Minute Technicality

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  • Опубліковано 11 вер 2024
  • "A Trouble Shooter for Australian Immigration." Originally aired on ABC TV's 7.30: 21/12/2012
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 46

  • @perkinw
    @perkinw 11 років тому +63

    And not a WORD about this man having an extensive database with literally millions of names and addresses of children.

  • @nni9310
    @nni9310 3 роки тому +65

    "So did you tell him we have special arrangements for rich business people?'
    "I have explained Australia's egalitarian position to him..."

  • @buk1237
    @buk1237 11 років тому +34

    I misread the title and spent the first 45 seconds without sound, thinking that this is part of the joke... except the joke was still going. I was having last minute technichal difficulties

  • @DCdabest
    @DCdabest 11 років тому +40

    haha! These Christmas puns are sleighing me here!

  • @LureThosePixels
    @LureThosePixels 11 років тому +23

    That took me way to long to realise what he was talking about haha, only at the "they're deer" part did I realise :L

  • @aaronbutler8914
    @aaronbutler8914 5 років тому +8

    took me until 2:10 to finally realise, I thought it was ridiculous but now it sounds just fine

  • @availdname
    @availdname 11 років тому +1

    This is my favorite one yet actually.

  • @thebonewoman
    @thebonewoman 11 років тому +5

    LOVE IT..LOVE IT, LOVE IT !!!!!

  • @PenumbranWolf
    @PenumbranWolf Рік тому +2

    This was wholesome.

  • @zdrux
    @zdrux 11 років тому +5

    LOL, took me like a minute before I figured out who they're talking about.

  • @LureThosePixels
    @LureThosePixels 11 років тому +2

    Too late, the alarm bells are jingling in my head.

  • @TheCatsReflection-me
    @TheCatsReflection-me 11 років тому +7

    i'd love to see any outtakes or bloopers they have - if any. although after all these years, there may not be.

    • @MrBenHaynes
      @MrBenHaynes 3 роки тому +1

      Clarke barely held it together when he said "I've got to meet some elves in the foyer".

  • @allancallaway
    @allancallaway 11 років тому +4

    Brilliant....

  • @brownwoodron
    @brownwoodron 11 років тому +1

    Best one yet

  • @rob6543
    @rob6543 2 роки тому +3

    Love this, 😂😂😂😂

  • @TallJanisMalicious
    @TallJanisMalicious 11 років тому +2

    You'd think Alan Jones would be onto this guy.

  • @joakimber8831
    @joakimber8831 Рік тому +2

    This is awesome even now. Add covid! But you could approve Santa transport the same way they approve those little Chem trail planes!

  • @TheNicoliyah
    @TheNicoliyah 11 років тому +3

    Genius!!! ; )

  • @robdotcom71
    @robdotcom71 11 років тому +1

    They've done this for years....

  • @TankEnMate
    @TankEnMate 11 років тому +1

    Reading the transcript is better than getting drunk!

  • @DCdabest
    @DCdabest 11 років тому +2

    Now now, there is no Claus for alarm.

  • @crovira
    @crovira 11 років тому +12

    Wait until US Homeland Security gets on the case.

  • @tjma2001
    @tjma2001 11 років тому +1

    Oh Deer Santa

  • @heath2357
    @heath2357 11 років тому +1

    O REALLY.\?! THANKS CAPTAIN OBVIOUS... now tell me something I don't know. It was a compliment to the authors of this video... not a genuine question... jeez you think that this was pre-taped or something.

  • @Sudharsanbluewaves
    @Sudharsanbluewaves 11 років тому +2

    Say Brian, I hope I didn't come across as being too patronising by saying your name almost every sentence, Brian.

  • @DCdabest
    @DCdabest 11 років тому +1

    Haha you left yourself open to that one!

  • @YourIdleGamer
    @YourIdleGamer 11 років тому +1

    I heard the world ended a few days ago and Christmas has been cancelled.

  • @MrBenHaynes
    @MrBenHaynes 3 роки тому +2

    "Is there a Mrs. Claus?"Ooh, scary.
    The last time i heard something similar was "Is there a Mr. Gump, Mrs. Gump?" (and we all know how THAT ended...)

  • @heath2357
    @heath2357 11 років тому +1

    how did you champs keep a straight face? :)

    • @MrBenHaynes
      @MrBenHaynes 3 роки тому +1

      The "elves" almost broke Clarke!

  • @LureThosePixels
    @LureThosePixels 11 років тому +2

    Deer god man, have you no shame? =P

  • @duncanhart3501
    @duncanhart3501 11 років тому +1

    Our best 'Colbert' & 'Daly'

  • @yuridaman
    @yuridaman 11 років тому +7

    Almost as funny as "the front fell off"

  • @Tadesan
    @Tadesan 6 років тому +1

    I got it!
    Lol

  • @donnrutherford7059
    @donnrutherford7059 7 місяців тому

    The santa clause signed
    i suppose is whats needed from the govt

  • @DCdabest
    @DCdabest 11 років тому +1

    haha deer me! :P

  • @heath2357
    @heath2357 11 років тому

    they are talking about santa.

  • @trikpa
    @trikpa 11 років тому +5

    "Dear Santa,
    Why do all my toys say made in China? I guess even you can’t abstain from the allure of cheap labor. Oink oink you capitalist pig.
    Love,
    Josh" -- all hail the king!

  • @maitlan
    @maitlan 11 років тому

    I don't get it.

  • @LureThosePixels
    @LureThosePixels 11 років тому

    Oh hell no. Lmfao