There's Something About Mary
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- Опубліковано 13 чер 2012
- Ted (Ben Stiller) is still in love with his high school prom date, Mary (Cameron Diaz), even though it's been years after the humiliating incident that cut their date short. Ted hires Pat, a private detective (Matt Dillon) to track her down, but Pat ends up falling in love with her too, starting a battle for Mary's heart
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This scene was comedy gold from beginning to end
Whole movie is. I love it. Can watch it anywhere, anytime. In fact I'm gonna go watch it now. Classic
Hell, the whole movie is comedy gold!
But yeah, this is especially good.
Brett Wilson "Franks and beans! Franks and beans!"
@@DreddPirateRoberts FACT!😂
Brett Wilson This and House Party 3 dinner scene.
I still remember when I saw this in the theater. People were screaming laughing.
Hans Zarkov when i saw it all i heard was dudes cringin in pain
It's the first time I saw someone fall out of thier chair laughing at the theater. Dude was damn near rolling down the isle. I was making dolphin noises, tears streaming down my face. My favorite cinema experience, by far.
I don't think it will be possible in the era we live in now to make a movie that funny. It's a shame.
@@damondziewiontkowski5623
I love this movie, and also agree with you on your comment about cinema nowadays.
I was just saying the same thing about Mel Brooks's movies.
They're never going to be another Blazing Saddles type of movie without out pure backlash from society .
Irving Ramirez Man that brings back some painful memories
I saw this opening weekend and my date pissed herself laughing so hard.
I love how the cop just shows up at the window LOL
+peterdabest94 Lol, even though im pretty sure it's an upstairs window, he just turns up anyway. HAHA
it was near the living room in the first floor apparently haha
It's almost like something out of a bad dream
In the full film we see people in the street reacting to the screams, which makes the police and fire arrival more logical :)
why is there a window that big in the restroom anyway lol
I love how everyone talks to him like he did it on purpose.
@Jack Bizzell I think they were just mainly surprised and grossed out just like the police officer asked how it was possible that he was able to get the zipper all the way to the top. Plus, Sheena thought he was masterbating which is why his penis was sticking out.
In all fairness how did he get the zipper all they way to the top?
“Neighbors said they heard a lady scream”
😂😂😂
Well, you’re looking at him 😂😂
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Like on The Simpsons when saying "I heard a woman scream" after Flanders screamed
Shit cracks me up everytime lol
@@alvexok5523simpsons doesnt copy no one, their shit is original, everyone copies the simpsons
Keith David is one of the most underrated actors. Whatever movie he is in he makes it better. Never seen him not be awesome.
He’s like Tom Hanks…you could give him the cheesiest, corniest role, and he’d treat it like a Oscar winning screenplay. He elevates every scene he’s in.
Keith played the only non-depressing part of Requiem for a Dream. Lol
But he has two first names
That's how awesome he is😀.@@nonsequitur807
The Thing and Platoon were his first movies and launched his career as they were successful. I thought he was on Night Court but wiki doesn't show that he was. It must have been someone else.
"How the hell'd you get the beans above the frank?!"
Joe Masters I came here just to hear this lol
"how the hell'd you get the zipper all the way to the top?!"
#priceless
XDDDDDDDDD
If anyone could give me an explain to that...then I'll finally get peace of mind after ALL these years. How is it realistically possible? Any theories anyone?
Keith David is a national treasure.
Yes he is, very distinctive voice, wide acting range. Saw him in several different roles
i remember him in men at work lmao
Platoon
Facts
I plan on meeting him at a convention this coming September
"FRANKS AN BEANS FRANKS AN BEANS" the funniest thing ive heard in so long lmao
josh pashia 😂😂😂😂
Franks an baynes
If you listen close in the background when he is on the stretcher, you hear him yelling "He was masturbating! He was masturbating!“
It was what sent me over the edge into hysterics! I laughed so hard I had heartburn.
PURE GENIUS OMG I 💛 Warren 🤣😍 he was so gleeful yelling it out
"She's a dental hygienist"!!! LMAO
jose esquivel like that would have helped his situation.
You can tell she knows oral 😌
Dental? i dont see how teeth are invol…………….OHHHHHHHHH
My first thought exactly 😂😂😂.
LMAO
The "we got a bleeder" cut is genious.
It's spelt genius, genius.
@@IrishEagIe Hi genius
@@I-speak-U-shut-it Hi
@@IrishEagIe Hi. I'm Smart. How are you doing?
@@I-speak-U-shut-it Hi smart. I'm smart too.
I'm doing good. Thanks
“FRANKS AND BEANS! FRANKS AND BEANS” makes me cry every time 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
The funniest part of that is you can hear Warren laughing his ass off while he’s yelling it😆
I like how Mom grabs the chance to get in a few sprays of disinfectant.
TotalMishap lmao
Sheila’s a dental hygienist. She’ll know what to do.
BACTINE!!!! It was every mother's first weapon in the 70's. Compound fracture? Bactine!
Great timing on that...
@@NormAppleton put some tussin on it . ua-cam.com/video/Nrs9_EpSlyc/v-deo.html
This is hilarious. "How the hell did you get the zipper all the way to the top?!" LMAO!
Sam Johnson Let’s just say kids limber
You got what stuck...lol
"whats that BUBBLE"
lol when the fireman comes inside and starts laughing telling all his friends to come gets me everytime.
R.I.P. Markie Post...Mary's Mom : (
I saw this in the theater when I was 15 with my 21 year-old brother and my dad. We were holding the seats in front of us laughing we were holding on to the people sitting next to us I thought I was going to die laughing at that point in my life it was the funniest thing I've ever seen. the entire movie theater was full and to this day I don't think I've heard laughter at the volume or the sustained that moment it was magic
Actually laughing so hard at this comment. I know how you felt.
Thats how it was when i saw Home Alone
Such an awesome memory man!!
I like after the flashback where his pal says something like 'of course I heard about it, I was only a couple towns over'
The funny thing is that in all actuality the friend heard about because he was Mary's ex-boyfriend!
@@Trebla197237 yeah, no shit
"Neighbors said they heard a lady scream"....that shit gets me everytime
Luke MF-Knocks “You’re looking at him.”
Too funny
Like Ned Flanders, lol
"What the hell were you thinking?" LOL
Tego 60 años mellamo eduárdo jimenez
The best line in the movie.. Lol
Just the way he says it
Eduardo Jimenez
Hello sir Eduardo Jimenez
That line always gets me LOL
Keith David putting his glasses on to look at it is ridiculously funny ....Whats that bubble there? ROFLMAO
You put Keith David in a cardigan, give him glasses and place him in a wallpapered bathroom....brother you have a comedy stew going.
The cop shows up at an upstairs window and the firefighter walks in through the door.
The husband says the wife is a dental hygienist
Ted somehow got the zipper to the top
And Warren screaming out he was masturbating (This whole scene is comedy gold) I love this movie lmao
I so, would have murdered Warren after that........lol
The Brandon Kemp Show Mandela effect this part of the scene cuz I remember you saying pork and beans not frank and beans
no he was looking at mary UPSTAIRS....he was on the first floor
I've always remembered it being Frank and Beans. I get fooled my the Mandela effect a lot too
You are right that's my fault Ted was downstairs idk why I thought he was upstairs.
The Brandon Kemp Show no worries I remember this for 2 reasons 1) that house must be MASSIVE because he was looking upstairs in front of him, so that house must’ve wrapped around. 2) the 2 doves he was looking at, then Cameron Diaz is fixing her dress as the doves fly away 😂
Almost 25 years later and this scene still makes me laugh. Classic movie. Frank and beans!
"What...the HELL...were you THINKING??"
Line cracks me up every single time
Keith Davids reaction the best ever.
Ramirez RESCUE HIS BALLS!
freedomslastflight Fuck that nigga
freedomslastflight
Yeah, seeing that must have been painful for him. He grabbed his own nuts!
That eyebrow arch was awesome..."You got what stuck?"
Yet, for some reason, he wasn’t listed in the film’s opening credits.
2:38 The firefighter's laugh. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nice Braces. Love my dental records.
Lmao, she's a dental hygienist she'll know exactly what to do.
liVile like that would have helped his situation.
Lol right! She gana suck it better? Haha
The zipper has teeth lol
I loved that part 😂
And when she sprayed the bactine 😂
This scenario is literally the only reason men wear underwear. The zipper is a cruel demon that will pinch your tackle at every opportunity.
I really hope that's not the only reason.
Dude. Best comment I have ever read.
afrosheenix #TRUTH
Makes me lucky that I don't wear trousers with zippers.
You should get ones with an elasricated waist instead. Not as stylish but at least the "frank and beans" are safe.
1:30 Bens face when Warren yells “Franks & Beans!” 😂
"Lemme have a look. ..OH MY GOD HEAVEN SAVE HIM!!"
That makes me lmfao
best reaction in history lol
“Well how the hell did you get the beans above the frank” 😂😂😂
Found my Anvil with the light welds
God I miss the 90's and early 2000's good music,good movies.
+mike scoggins Good videogames too. And people's lives didn't revolve around social media.
90s = shittiest music decade
Yep same
@@martinl2410 no way. Radiohead came from the 90s. So did so many other great bands
@@martinl2410 Fuck off... 90s and 2000s were pinnacle music years. There was still talent
the firefighters reaction was the best part lmao "holy shit!"
Mike .. Eddie.. get down here quick.. Bring everybody bring a camera!
Megan Xi lmfao
These days he would have been on Snapchat.... aaah the days before camera phones everywhere
You already laid the tracks, that's the hard part. Now we're just gonna back it up!
"What's that bubble there?"
lmao
Rest in Peace Markie Post. Such a beautiful and talented woman. 💔
The way the cop is talking to Ted as if he's an idiot is hilarious haha. "What? the hell? were you thinking? How the hell did you get the zipper all the way to thee top?!" Hahahaha. He had a valid point too, I don't get how he could zip it up all the way to the top, this part makes me cry everytime I see it.
The stepdad is funny too.
@Ownage1067 That's true. I would be confused how he got the zipper all the way to the top where I would have assumed with his penis sticking out that his penis would stop the zipper from going any further. It's surprising and weird how he zipped through his penis if the zipper was at the top.
I just love when Keith says "you got what stuck" before realizing "what" was
That has to be one of the greatest scenes in movie history!
Such a gret scene. I like how it plays out; that they start by having all the characters talking about it for so long the audience thinks "oh, they're obviously never gonna show it".
Then out of nowhere they finally show you a huge close up of it!
I remember being so shocked, thinking "THEY ACTUALLY SHOWED IT. Can they do that?" and laughing my ass off.
it sure looked real. do you think ben stiller had to do it for real or did his stunt man do it for him?
What's even better is that when they show it, it's exactly what they were describing the whole scene. Beans above the frank looking like a weird bubble, skin coming through, zipper all the way to the top. xD
@@caveredecorator5310 He would have been dead
It's a prop
@@ashutoshyadav7385 no way that’s a prop. I thought someone really zipped their junk up in their pants for a scene in a movie
What always made this scene funny is how Charlie and the cop are actually pissed that the incident happened.
You cut it off at one of the best parts: where Warren is heard in the background yelling "he was masturbating..." :)
OMG I forgot about this!!!! I was dying....
Ohhhh please don't say "cut it off"
People talk about this scene but in all truth every second of that movie was on a different level.
It’s true. I just watched it for the first time in years with my wife who had never seen it, and we were rolling with laughter from start to finish. Might be the hardest we’ve ever laughed at a movie together, and that is saying a lot. Absolute gem with an impossible number of classic scenes, the one being the first of many to come.
"Mike.. Eddie... Get down here quick! Bring everybody, bring a camera, you're not gonna believe this!" - Cracks me up everytime! LOL
25 yrs still one if the funniest scenes in cinema history. Fireman laughing gets me everytime
Of all the movies I saw in a theater-no one laughed harder than when I saw this one 😂
@@KOSMICKEN09 South park bigger longer uncut had crazy amount of laughing too prob the only other one as funny
RIP Markie Post 🙏🏽
It's just like pulling off a Band-Aid… Yeah right LOL
Ah-one! And ah-two! And ah...
Love you Markie post. May you rest in the peaceful arms of Christ. So sad to see her pass on. A beautiful lady inside and out
especially inside know what i'm sayin ;) damn... mmm...
RIP Markie Post. Talented, funny woman.
It never fails. As soon as the fireman starts laughing, I join right in!!! 😂😂
RIP, Markie Post. This scene is classic.
This is as close to the PERFECT comedy scene as you will ever see.
I went out with a girl once and she thought this was the dumbest movie ever ................. we never went out again
Good lad.
You did the right thing
what a shame! i dont blame you! No sense of humor at all! must be a liberal!
Mike Littleton if anything more conservatives would be more likely to not like this movie considering most of them to be older church going people. Sooo
@@reznov551 Hi Nicholas! I could care less what a conservative or liberal watch. Im sure a many conservative also has no sense of humor. I was making a joke at the expense of a humorless liberal (there seems to be a lot of them running around flapping their gums right now) and if I was lucky I might piss one off! know anyone?
RIP Markie Post.
Keith David is awesome.
Best comment I've seen on the internet today.
He needs better roles right now
AL C i agree the guy needs support from audiences
***** Didn't know Spawn was in this movie (Keith David voiced him, fyi)
Ernie Velveeta I know he's a best he voice of Goliath from gargoyles
"Aw Jesus! Ain't it a beaut?"
I agree with everyone that this has to be one the best comedic scenes ever! One of the genius nuances is (at 2:42) Ben Stiller’s face when the fireman starts laughing haha.
at that point, we as audience are laughing just like the fireman ... so it's like he is looking at us just the same xD
How is that a "genius nuance", someone just reacting to something? Jesus christ....
“Take...a look..at what this numb nuts did”.... 😂
Nasman
You forget?? Lol. Seems like after the first time it happened I’d make it a priority 🤣
I love how he still tried to go to the prom anyways lol
Nasman
I briefly bartended once upon a time...3 Red Bull’s in a row? I haven’t seen that yet.
I was still confused on how you could forget to pull your underwear up but I forgot that guy’s underwear have a hole in the front! lol
I can’t make fun too bad. A couple years ago I went to a bachelorette party and in the morning I woke up on the bathroom floor (in our hotel room thank god) with my pants down. Pretty sure I passed out on the toilet going pee and eventually collapsed 😆. Oppsies
Nasman
Ok ya you guys have more genitalia issues than us and I sympathize for real. We have other issues. As for tinder, that’s where u went wrong probably. I don’t know, never tried online meeting like that. You might meet someone that is too strange to be able to mingle with people in “regular” crowds. I get it with guys. But girls? Why would they. That probably sounds sexist lol.
I tried to look up that drink you say you’d drink but couldn’t find it. It led me to a weird website.
As far as you pissing in front of a cop...that’s pretty bad he was scared cause surely he’s seen some crazy crap. Maybe you were so drunk and moaning and being weird with your pee episode? I don’t know. Even as a girl I wouldn’t freak out if a guy peed. I’d probably give him a ticket but. I’ve been a CNA my whole life so I’ve seen it all. Literally lol.
Looked up “red death” drink. Looks pretty good. Kinda a fruity version of a Long Island iced tea (booze wise). I’ll try it sometime.
R.I.P. Markie Post..
"What the hell's goin' on in here? What'd you do, shit yourself?" ROFLLLLLLLLLLLL One of the absolutely FUNNIEST scenes in the history of movies.
":I wish" lol
HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET THE BEANS ABOVE THE FRANK (ACTING ALL CRAZY) and at 2:37 that's where I tore a stomach muscle laughing too damn hard for 3 hours straight
After all these years, this still makes me laugh so hard I start to cry.
I don't think I can imagine a more uncomfortable situation.
When King from Platoon has a family lmao
The fireman just makes this scene 😂
Meanwhile He keep his car in the same spot for 3 days in Me, Myself & Irene 😂
A fine representation of what Comedy is about. A lost art form that left the theatre a long time ago
2:10 LMFAO the way the cop delivers that line is great
It was movies like this that I stopped eating popcorn because I almost choked on this scene from laughing
remember when we had films like this?. sad times today
One of the most memorable moments in the history of comedy movies! A true classic! :)
Holy Shit!! 😂😂 Rest Peacefully Markie Post!! You'll Be Truly Missed!!
I think it's literally impossible to not crack up when you get to 1:38...no matter how often I see it, it gets me every time!
You can have Mary, I'd rather have her mom.
Markie Post was hotter at 48 then Cameron Diaz was at 26
Oh Hell yeah... I was looking at her more than Cameron
Cameron was hotter at 20 years old in the movie the mask. She was stunning then...not so much now.
From nightcourt, I knew she looked familiar.
Markie Post was always hot as hell but her coolness and humor made her hotter, like Jamie Lee Curtis
Yes x1000
Respect from France. I watched this when i was 8 now i'm 29
I love how there’s a cop and a firefighter for no good reason. Lol saw this in theaters, it was so funny during this part. Every time a new person entered, it got more hilarious. Just when you think it’s already ridiculous. 😆😂
"Ain't it a beaut?"
2:51 The policeman unbuttons and rolls up his left sleeve twice.
This film should of won an Oscar for Best Original Screenplay.
DEFINITELY
The fireman’s reaction lmao
Can I just mention how beautiful Cameron Diaz looks?
no..ok FINE
WE GOT A BLEEDER
"He was masturbating!"
+Ferdinand Buitenhuis
"None of this ever happened to Woogie!"
DontScreenPeek Keep pressure on it!
DontScreenPeek You don't know the name of the actor who played the medic by any chance, do you? He was GORGEOUS!
Ben stiller greatest moment😀
Warren loved it, "Franks and Beans!" to come back later and hilariously haunt Ted again. fuck I love this movie.
The part where the cop says "It's just like pulling off a bandaid", always makes me laugh. This scene is still comedy at it's finest.
I lost it when Warren yelled "franks and beans, franks and beans!" through the door.
This is one of most painful scenes i've seen troughout the years. Funny, yes, but i cant watch even part of it without gringing hard
*Cringing
Especially that close up.
Same man I laughed the first time but watching again i cringe so hard. This is literally the worst nightmare imaginable
@@jaimelannister1797 Yeah, lol. It's a toss up on which would be worse, the physical pain or the horrible humiliation
This is one of the funniest scenes in a movie period lol
“Well how the hell did you get the beans above the frank?” 🤣🤣🤣
Im so glad I saw this in the theater. It was a night I will never forget. My body and face was in PAIN after this movie from laughing so damn hard. The packed theater was a RIOT. Uncontrolled laughing from start to finish. Comedy gold.
Lenny Clarke utters the quintessential and best "Holy Shit" you'll ever hear
0:43 lol that face
RIP Markie you will be missed🖤
"OH, DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN, SAVE HIM!" 🤣
That cop kills me everytime
And why the cop comes from the window and fireman straight from the door :D
"What's that bubble there?'
"Well, what do you think. It's a ..."
"WELL, HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET THE BEANS ABOVE THE FRANK!!"
LMAO XD
This scene was the last time I laughed out loud at a movie theatre
This has classic written all over it. I was 16 when this came out. I still can't stop laughing.
this scene had me crying laughing! how did u get the beans above the frank?? lol
You already layed the tracks that’s the hard part now we’re just gonna back it up!😄😁😆😅😂🤣💯 Lmfao 20x
"She's a dental hygeinest, she'll know exactly what to do." 🤦♀️😂
The Cop pulling up his sleeves 😁
Like he is about to do hard labor