What, Charles?

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  • Опубліковано 6 лис 2019
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  • @mpspenguin
    @mpspenguin 4 роки тому +2975

    This is like the period between sleep and waking where your brain just puts on a show and it makes perfect sense until you wake up

    • @dharmadharma3960
      @dharmadharma3960 4 роки тому +6

      😂😂😂

    • @MegaN00dle
      @MegaN00dle 4 роки тому +22

      True. Though I would welcome whatever it is I just watched here into my dreams.

    • @Udontkno7
      @Udontkno7 4 роки тому +30

      Or that period of when you’re awake at 2am in the dark and your brain thinks dream thoughts like: “the politics of Garonborne is super crazy,,,their prime minister is whack”

    • @abi_rose
      @abi_rose 4 роки тому +7

      nice profile pic lmao

    • @mpspenguin
      @mpspenguin 4 роки тому +6

      abi rose oH MY GOD kindred spirits

  • @sleepytimecryptid3603
    @sleepytimecryptid3603 4 роки тому +2260

    this makes me feel like im being held hostage

    • @crowstrive1426
      @crowstrive1426 4 роки тому +44

      By a woman who just wants someone to talk/brag to

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 4 роки тому +21

      Asmr kidnapping roleplay

    • @jolie08
      @jolie08 4 роки тому +3

      😂😂😂

    • @EMKAT261
      @EMKAT261 3 роки тому +1

      Totally!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @abi_rose
    @abi_rose 4 роки тому +1261

    brian, this is The Academy. please answer our calls

  • @brokengirlsrus
    @brokengirlsrus 4 роки тому +863

    "Because no one has the kHEy" sent me and I haven't fully recovered since

  • @Asdfghjkl-pb1ir
    @Asdfghjkl-pb1ir 4 роки тому +148

    I feel like this is what theatre majors do when they’re home alone

  • @ReallyRedPanda
    @ReallyRedPanda 4 роки тому +1197

    This feels like...now mind you, I've never been in this *exact* position but...this video feels like I just finished cleaning a rich woman's house and I'm ready to go but this wHite woman is a lonely one with no one to talk to. So I have to just stand there uncomfortably, a pained smile creasing my cheeks, not touching my eyes, as she holds my cash in one hand and a wine glass in the other and won't let me leave until I emotionally relate to her. Also my bus is coming in 6 minutes across the street and she just 👏won't 👏stop👏talkINg👏

    • @shaperka
      @shaperka 3 роки тому +18

      too accurate

    • @elhammo7478
      @elhammo7478 2 роки тому +5

      Lmaoo this is so perfect.

  • @mangowes
    @mangowes 4 роки тому +457

    *drink one sip of sparkling wine*
    Me:

  • @ZijnShayatanica
    @ZijnShayatanica 4 роки тому +1130

    "Come on down to my home, I'll be awful!"
    Can you release merch that has this written on doormats? Please?

    • @helloimellieful
      @helloimellieful 4 роки тому +12

      OMFG YES

    • @fitzb327
      @fitzb327 4 роки тому +14

      My bank account yearns to empty itself.

    • @natem4850
      @natem4850 4 роки тому +7

      I mean, if we're feeling out the room, I'm down to spend doormat money on Brian :)

    • @zillailluhr
      @zillailluhr 3 роки тому +2

      Please god yes

    • @HiNinqi
      @HiNinqi 3 роки тому +2

      I would get this

  • @katiesmullen317
    @katiesmullen317 4 роки тому +635

    me in the mirror on a thursday at 4am

  • @googlychoo
    @googlychoo 4 роки тому +347

    “No one has the kheuh”

  • @95jennyh
    @95jennyh 4 роки тому +164

    the staining on the sheets because of zit cream hit a little too close to home for me

  • @AM19925
    @AM19925 4 роки тому +497

    oscar worthy, how is this only a minute and a half

  • @beafbuger
    @beafbuger 4 роки тому +323

    i'll be honest. this was too abstract for my one brain cell

    • @keahiw
      @keahiw 3 роки тому +5

      I’m so tired and this confused me so so much I started laughing but then it turned into crying

  • @fezmel
    @fezmel 4 роки тому +277

    Ok, I really like this character.

  • @susanna9310
    @susanna9310 4 роки тому +436

    If Tim curry in rocky horror and freckle had a baby, it would be Charles' WIFE

    • @madgeroonii
      @madgeroonii 4 роки тому +12

      I think this is Charles' wife tho

    • @solarprogeny6736
      @solarprogeny6736 4 роки тому +6

      This isn't Charles, you would know this if you weren't a fake fan and watched until the end!!!!1!

    • @susanna9310
      @susanna9310 4 роки тому +1

      @@solarprogeny6736 fuck! i did watch but i commented this before i finished it. i paused it bc this thought was bursting out of me

    • @susanna9310
      @susanna9310 4 роки тому

      @@madgeroonii fixed hahaha

  • @mcjerneen
    @mcjerneen 4 роки тому +93

    "Come on down to my home, I'll be awful! " hello new tinder bio.

  • @DarkShadows713
    @DarkShadows713 4 роки тому +152

    "So come on down to my home, I'll be awful!" Me @my extended family

  • @L-mo
    @L-mo 4 роки тому +81

    This makes me feel decadent, degenerate, and debauched, and I like it.

  • @suchpirate114
    @suchpirate114 4 роки тому +134

    Carolyn is looking well these days

  • @ogioblue
    @ogioblue 4 роки тому +563

    i love you, but people are dying and it's because of your negligence.

  • @soupdumpling1701
    @soupdumpling1701 4 роки тому +95

    Honestly this is the only piece of Art that has ever been produced

  • @Xxshockwave456xX
    @Xxshockwave456xX 4 роки тому +53

    Oh I dont know why but I'm probably gonna end up rewatching this a few times before I die.

  • @FrerardDangArmstrong
    @FrerardDangArmstrong 4 роки тому +168

    “So come on down to my home, I’ll be awful!” Me answering the door for anyone these days.

  • @laropalina
    @laropalina 4 роки тому +105

    This whole video makes me feel like I'm bathing in silk and salted caramel hot chocolate as well as my grandmother's tears

  • @dharmadharma3960
    @dharmadharma3960 4 роки тому +92

    I love how Brian is the torch bearer in letting our own crazy out. I need this support with all the normies around me.

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 4 роки тому +11

      Dharma Dharma God same. Let me just create random characters on a Saturday afternoon for no one but myself

  • @serenabaioni504
    @serenabaioni504 4 роки тому +32

    “Because no one has the kehh”

  • @migoreng7789
    @migoreng7789 4 роки тому +142

    what kind of accent is that lmao.. sounds like someone who learnt english by watching bbc shows

    • @tobysinbad
      @tobysinbad 4 роки тому +9

      nasi goreng that is how we learn to speak here

    • @tmhismybanner4498
      @tmhismybanner4498 4 роки тому +5

      nasi goreng what would of packet of indomie know?

  • @isobe260
    @isobe260 4 роки тому +77

    the majesty! the cold fury! im physically paralysed by how funny this is

  • @emilyhemphill2911
    @emilyhemphill2911 4 роки тому +51

    "Or even the Bible or the Bhagavad Gita" omg

  • @IkerBSparkle
    @IkerBSparkle 4 роки тому +74

    Charles, really you mustn’t

  • @MichaelaBelle
    @MichaelaBelle 4 роки тому +8

    This is the monologue my last brain cell does when it's careening around my empty skull

  • @nich3897
    @nich3897 4 роки тому +49

    This sounds so much like Potion Seller

  • @AlastorTheDevil
    @AlastorTheDevil 4 роки тому +14

    I felt like she was getting crazier and crazier, but then she said that stuff about novels and I felt personally attacked.

  • @bcjohnson3
    @bcjohnson3 4 роки тому +106

    She needs to meet John Maclean.

    • @Silvanfan
      @Silvanfan 4 роки тому +6

      bcjohnson3 oh my god that crossover would kill me

  • @savvaschristodoulou9819
    @savvaschristodoulou9819 4 роки тому +11

    the weird thing is, I have NO IDEA why I love this video so much.

  • @roshansivaraman7570
    @roshansivaraman7570 4 роки тому +14

    pride and prejudice where everything is the same but lizzie talks like this

  • @manonfrd2863
    @manonfrd2863 4 роки тому +22

    “so come on down to my home, I’ll be Awful!” I cant breathejsjssj ME

  • @sophietaylor6755
    @sophietaylor6755 4 роки тому +78

    I certainly do not like the term “tiny women”

  • @mocha8821
    @mocha8821 4 роки тому +18

    This is Carolyn's younger but older sister, she's 36 not 61.

  • @coopermurphy8834
    @coopermurphy8834 4 роки тому +10

    Do I trust him? Maybe. Do I desire him? Absolutely.

  • @issiemerry
    @issiemerry 4 роки тому +15

    glad someone is out here representing the mental break mood

  • @mistersparrow
    @mistersparrow 4 роки тому +27

    adding to me and girlfriends inside joke repertoire

  • @naiomik6179
    @naiomik6179 4 роки тому +6

    I love how the "I'll be awful!" is said with such joy

  • @danat7016
    @danat7016 4 роки тому +5

    What did I just watch?😁😂 I love it. Im watching again...

  •  4 роки тому +12

    You just never let me down. Always delivering the most stupid (in a good way), genius, hilarious, what??, surprising and CONFUSING sketches. I LOVE IT.

  • @sammy3212321
    @sammy3212321 4 роки тому +8

    This had some high Chris Fleming energy

  • @MrBobopsp
    @MrBobopsp 4 роки тому +137

    Let's get plastic surgery to look like each other

    • @maraly11
      @maraly11 4 роки тому +3

      boba tea I don’t want to look like you.

  • @TheFudgeQuartet
    @TheFudgeQuartet 3 роки тому +3

    Brian, I just want you to know that I reference this video almost daily. Thank you for putting this into the world

  • @liz257
    @liz257 4 роки тому +28

    This has big potion seller energy

    • @ZijnShayatanica
      @ZijnShayatanica 4 роки тому +4

      "You cannot handle my potions, Charles! They are strong enough to kill a man!"

    • @blch290
      @blch290 4 роки тому

      this comment

  • @inkedfairy
    @inkedfairy 4 роки тому +14

    has so many emotional turns.. just like my typical thursday afternoons

  • @pricerowland
    @pricerowland 4 роки тому +15

    This is Carolyn's insane English grandmother who she had to spend the summers with

  • @marianacarvalho5239
    @marianacarvalho5239 4 роки тому +6

    "i can't be the woman you want me to be, Charles"

  • @Talesfromtorpet
    @Talesfromtorpet 4 роки тому +13

    I...just...wow. This had me cackling at 3am at my boring ass night job.

  • @kayleeo7330
    @kayleeo7330 4 роки тому +6

    Why do I simultaneously feel like I've known this person my entire life but also that she's a complete stranger?

  • @chardonnay5677
    @chardonnay5677 4 роки тому +4

    The divorce party your mom throws a day after leaving your dad.

  • @KathClarke
    @KathClarke 4 роки тому +7

    I’ve watched this about 375 times in the last 7 hours

  • @maraly11
    @maraly11 4 роки тому +4

    “No one has the KEHH” I- 💀

  • @caveghoul
    @caveghoul 4 роки тому +6

    WHEN I WAS JUST A TINY WOMAN

  • @redace7592
    @redace7592 4 роки тому +131

    What a smooth voice, you almost sound like Benedict Cumberbatch.

    • @leafreya2896
      @leafreya2896 4 роки тому +2

      He really does!!

    • @redace7592
      @redace7592 4 роки тому +13

      @@izzyizzy8074 how so? The man has one of the best voices in Hollywood,AND he's a talented voice actor...so your comment is invalid.
      Here's a video of him doing amazing voice over work.
      ua-cam.com/video/Wu9XPEdBelY/v-deo.html

    • @bookslug2919
      @bookslug2919 4 роки тому +14

      Have you ever seen Brian and Benedict in the same room together???
      Exactly.

    • @redace7592
      @redace7592 4 роки тому +2

      @@augusts1 man you're hilarious 😑...

    • @augusts1
      @augusts1 4 роки тому +4

      @@redace7592 thanks, glad you appreciate my humor. 😎

  • @isabellaj3499
    @isabellaj3499 4 роки тому +9

    i'm having a horrible day so watching this made me smile for the first time today thank u

  • @reznorthecat
    @reznorthecat 4 роки тому +5

    I feel energized & submerged in cloudy decadence after viewing this. Bravo 👏
    BRA-VO 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @xSilverxshadowx
    @xSilverxshadowx 4 роки тому +3

    "When was the last time you or anyone that cared about you read a single goddamn novel?" I'M FUCKING CRYING

  • @Redge216
    @Redge216 4 роки тому +4

    The ending legit cracks me up. 😂 Also, you have a great ear regarding accents!

  • @saltoftheegg
    @saltoftheegg 3 роки тому +2

    “People are dying and it’s because of your negligence” cracks me up to the point where my neighbours get concerned.

  • @ipermaga4618
    @ipermaga4618 3 роки тому +4

    Ok but his face when he says "people are dying and it's because of your negligence" made me feel attacked and guilty for no reason

  • @arminwalker7756
    @arminwalker7756 4 роки тому +56

    "With everything that's going on politically, I have almost nothing that i have to say to you"
    give this man an Oscar already!!!!

  • @charliec974
    @charliec974 4 роки тому +3

    He reminds me so much of Richard Grant in "Withnail and I" here lol.

  • @skankygaga
    @skankygaga 4 роки тому +28

    I'm doing the try not to laugh challenge watching this at my desk at work oh my god

    • @SourEggz
      @SourEggz 4 роки тому +4

      We all have played that challenge at work.

  • @jodiejodiejodie
    @jodiejodiejodie 3 роки тому +1

    I come back and watch this every couple months, it fills my heart with strange joy

  • @renthehag
    @renthehag 4 роки тому +5

    This is going to be my mother when she winds up in a nursing home in thirty years and I don’t know if I can handle that.

  • @readysetflyyx
    @readysetflyyx 4 роки тому +9

    the emotional journey this just took me on........ i’m in awe

  • @brittastrophe
    @brittastrophe 10 місяців тому +1

    this is my favorite video on youtube, it never fails to bring me immeasurable joy. so many classic moments. i’ll never get “no one has the KEH” out of my head

  • @pointthree3
    @pointthree3 3 роки тому +2

    More of this character please. She resonates.

  • @CraftyTeo
    @CraftyTeo 4 роки тому +4

    is this how you announce you'll be staring as Annie Wilkes in the Misery remake?

  • @hotgirladjacent
    @hotgirladjacent 4 роки тому +5

    "How can I love Brian any more than right now?" I ask myself this after every one of your videos. And then, you make shapes like this and I just ❤️

  • @HJoesphine
    @HJoesphine 4 роки тому +2

    this feels so IT Crowd omfg, ive watched this 5 times and i just realised the feeling

  • @inudream
    @inudream 4 роки тому +3

    I have no idea what this was but I’m in love with it which is a common theme with Brian’s videos

  • @thelouisfanclub
    @thelouisfanclub Рік тому +2

    I keep coming back to this, it’s so special

  • @dannymendiola
    @dannymendiola 4 роки тому +3

    Aaand added to my playlist

  • @Cur1ocity
    @Cur1ocity 4 роки тому +38

    Here before u delete this 😍

  • @BlueyMcPhluey
    @BlueyMcPhluey 4 роки тому +5

    is this the X-Men movies

  • @majaherold1325
    @majaherold1325 4 роки тому +2

    None of us mere mortals deserve this gift of sheer brilliance!

  • @hannahjoyhopes
    @hannahjoyhopes 4 роки тому +3

    She's got the range, dahling!

  • @matildachua2093
    @matildachua2093 4 роки тому +2

    YES. Brian is posting skits again 😭💕

  • @alyssaking3663
    @alyssaking3663 4 роки тому +1

    0:41 I work at a library, this is truly how I feel about any people who come up to me with magazines or for help printing.

  • @andreahegarty9262
    @andreahegarty9262 4 роки тому

    "I can't be the woman you want me to be,Charles"!!!! Oh my gawd,you break me everytime😨😆😆😆😆😆💜💙💚👏I watch this way too much lmao

  • @WBBG1
    @WBBG1 4 роки тому +3

    I just got a notification that you uploaded and I legit walked right out of a meeting to watch it.

  • @antiquebeast
    @antiquebeast 4 роки тому +4

    *cries*
    *stands*
    *claps*
    ;-;

  • @firstnamelastname6193
    @firstnamelastname6193 4 роки тому +1

    How did SNL let him get away? Someone call the manager.

  • @oncebluemoon
    @oncebluemoon 4 роки тому +2

    "i'm sorry i look like shit"
    Skin: glistening & clear
    Muscles: toned and refined
    Eyebrows: trimmed and angled
    Wardrobe: Accentuating and tasteful
    Lighting: Warm and soft
    Camera Angles: Varied and professional
    Mmmkay 'like shit'

  • @egon2404
    @egon2404 4 роки тому +2

    this turned out to be a big quarantine mood

  • @yepisuredolikecats3979
    @yepisuredolikecats3979 4 роки тому +3

    this video contains more power than i am able to handle

  • @kalpic11
    @kalpic11 2 роки тому +2

    "gOVERNMENT" was the tipping point

  • @thebeesknees2762
    @thebeesknees2762 4 роки тому +2

    gorgeous character work. Brava!

  • @EllyBunny27
    @EllyBunny27 4 роки тому +2

    this is the longest minute and a half ever

  • @salguerra
    @salguerra 4 роки тому +9

    Don't delete this

  • @nsaylor97
    @nsaylor97 4 роки тому +1

    This was my favorite X-Men movie

  • @edcarlevale1246
    @edcarlevale1246 4 роки тому

    i have no idea why i am onboard with absolutely every second of everything that brian and stephanie post, but i am. i feel like i’m being tickled, affirmed, and entertained with every post. kudos!

  • @merkedmiles4655
    @merkedmiles4655 4 роки тому +1

    ive watched this three times and i haven't stopped screaming

  • @laurenredding1419
    @laurenredding1419 3 роки тому +1

    this is so, like, DENSELY and AGGRESSIVELY funny that nothing can follow it, i always break my "fun computer breaks" with this video because truly this is the peak, this is it, it's all over after this one, may as well do homework or go to bed now