EMIL doesn't know he's being offensive
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- Опубліковано 10 жов 2014
- a real CLASSIC character vid by Brian Jordan Alvarez
with Stephanie Koenig and Brian Jordan Alvarez
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"It's gotten to a point where I talk to people, and they say, hey, are you just a regular guy?" incredible.
i love how his accent gets thicker with every passing second
Also it’s better that no human being from anywhere in the world sounds like this.
yes thats the plot
i once hooked up with a colombian guy that sounded like this
needless to say, it was crunchy
Challenge: Do one body-crunch for every like u get
speechless
you've got me in tears
You chewed him 😖🤯?
I mean, if your into that (seems like it would hurt)
@@OvSpP nomnom*crunchcrunch*
“Das crunchy”
And not a single reply until now
lol my UA-cam wants to translate for me. Das Crunchy is German apparently.
Lol google translate is funny as fuck here
The actress’ deadpan face is genius.
It's really more crucial than people realize for this sketch to work
I was like ‘how is she doing this?!’ And then she broke heheh She is amazing 🙌
Pier Carlo Talenti - I know, right?? 😆 Stephanie Koenig’s comic timing & deadpan expressions ! I love her the ‘Workout Video’ - GOAT
I would have to learn how to astral project to get through an emil sketch without breaking.
The character is a good friend too haha
can we all just collectively agree that BJA is extremely attractive
S O U R C E
I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WERE NUDES OF HIM, WHAT THE HELL
B A E
Naruhoe His body is gorgeous
"Theres jus a thic white fuck"
Christofer Skurka LINK
I want to take vocabulary classes from Emil so bad.
Vocockulary asses.
the what?
So that's what it is😂😂😂😂😂
@@MyoticTesseract Bocabilary
Mbocabalary
can we have the bloopers for this video. no idea how you both kept it together.
Just to bounce this super on-point comment right back up...
It’s cause they’re professionals :)
@@sugar_venom Even professionals can't keep it together sometimes.
I would love to see bloopers too. The SNL breaking character videos are some of the funniest shit ever, like in the Californians.
Stephanie is just holding on to a straight face by her fingernails. BJA I'd this gorgeous pixie giving us one of the origin characters of the BJA universe. Long may we live there.
I don't understand how your not famous
Obinna Uzoukwu it's coming it's COMMMIIINNNGGG!!! thank you for saying so it makes me happy
+Obinna Uzoukwu he is now I guess... he is in Jane the virgin !!...
Wait I watched Jane The Virgin!!! Who is he
He played the one of the writing students in Jane's class.
Obinna Uzoukwu, I don't understand how you think "your" is a substitute for "you're".
This video has impacted me more than any video I have ever encountered.
I think about this video most days
Just popping in 3 years later, yep same, have quoted a line from this every day since 2017 hahaha
The captions when Emil says “mAmA” 😂
EMIL
emil
@@shamblum emil
0:50 "Like, EMIL! Dis isna healty, tohabinaholjaopenabudda."
This should be a language test for non-native English speakers
IT ACTUALLY WAS FOR ME LMAO.. at first i did not understand anything. Saw it a few times and then the comments... now I'm laughing so hard lmaoo
It was for me haha. I got most of the jokes but may have missed some...
I hope not🥲
I like how he specifically picks Columbus, Ohio.
As one of its residents, I especially liked it😂😂😂
Used to live there
You actually sound exactly like Cynthia Lee Fontaine in this
Freddie Parker OMG YES THAT'S WHO I WAS THINKING OF I WAS LIKE WHO HAVE I HEARD THAT ACTUALLY SPEAKS EXACTLY LIKE THAT
Freddie Parker yaass the first thing I thought listening to him
cucuuu
OMFG THIS IS SO SPOT ON 😂😭💆🏻♂️
i’m laughing
I keep walking around my house saying "Ing going teach a mocabulary karen"
The captions actually say, "teach thing in tea time we're coming Larry" 😂
Wait.😅 Is he trying to say vocabulary?
I like how it progressively gets worse 😂
I'm Colombian and this is exactly how we talk 🤣
Ending the video with Joe Arroyo salsa was a nice touch.
Is it??? Me suena más alemán, para nada colombiano jaja
1:54 "the importance of being anus"
That reaction shot. That edit. That supreme cut. That was it. That has been the death of me. Hope you will join me here in heaven soon.
The expressions, serial killer smiles, and everything is making me laugh cry through this whole clip.
I love your style of humour. It's so fresh and enjoyable to watch.
"Emil I am not old enough for THAT" I love your delivery
"MAMA! How you gonna make retarted friends if you don move to a retarted community?"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☠
Can we take a moment to appreciate Emil's good & supportive friend!
Are you just a regulah guy or sunting like dat? I say yes I just a regulah guy
Her face, her reaction is freaking everything
"Are you just a regular guy?"
D E M E N C H A
an actual comedic genius.
More of this! Holy shit this is my new favorite video. So quotable!
IroningMyUnderwear u r my angel from heaven and i hope you KNOW THAT
Stehpanie was fucking amazing in this! Her pauses and eye blinks was so good! Both of yall have just amazing delivery!
"hola mis amores do u wanna see my cucu??"
Miz armoires
These two are so natural that you don’t realize the talent and craft you’re witnessing. As well as being beautiful people, they are both so interesting to watch, not always one and the same. I love all of BJA’s. So much funny, so much heart.
Jesus Christ, I still can’t stop watching this. It’s my favourite video on the internet 😂
You know when something’s just so funny you almost can’t believe it. This is it
And almost can't breathe from laughing so hard
*mAmA*
She carries this with perfection
I cannot tell if her name is Karen or Carol and its driving me mad
Karen
Karol
Carrot
@@othman3049 Yanny
2:50 here it sounds like carol???
The dialect, the tone, the speech...It is too accurate
I swear I've met someone exactly like this. It was 100% as weird as this conversation.
2:40 when you're trying to use Tumblr in the daytime but you follow a lot of porn blogs
2:11
I'm wheezing
God I wish this were still true
It’s beautiful.
now this happens with twitter
You cannot see through the fuck - Emil, 2022
man i love cynthia lee fontaine
guacamolly i was LITERALLY just thinking this
Omg what the Fuckkk lmao! That was hilarious.. One of the best on the Internet. Please do more Emil.
tetrulz jam f....og?
EMIL when are you coming back? It's like you've disappeared. Please come back. J'ADORE. This is so hilaaaarrrreeee and brillssssssss. J'ADORE. Cannot wait for more Emil. Thank you Brian. 💙
he's back!
You need to be writing/acting for a sitcom. Seriously your talents are so undervalued. You are the funniest skit/sketch comedy channel that I've found on UA-cam so far. Keep up the good work, Brian.
Very clever word play. When I was in high school I had a biology teacher with a very thick Spanish accent so when he would say the word beach, it sounded like b*tch. Of course, being stupid high school kids, we got a laugh out of this and people would purposely try to get him to say beach just for sh!ts and giggles. He finally caught on to the joke and after that whenever someone would try to get him to say beach, he’d reply by saying the seashore.
I have been severely depressed and haven't laughed this hard in a while since finding your channel >< thank you so much
major cynthia lee fontaine vibes
"I'm gonna teach the vocabulary Karen" got me dead
I didn’t get the joke there, can you explain please ?
@@jeandy4495 I mean, he has been fucking up words the whole video, and he is going to be teaching words to people. And doesn't even pronounce vocabulary properly.
Haha my mom says retired the same way! And when we're on the road, she tends to point out the "slow fucks" (slow pokes) when we get caught behind them. Filipino here.
im pissed this only has 9,438 views. i watch this video all the time. its crazy funny! lmao
Emil's expressions say that after talking to Stephanie, he'll be murdering some people. 😂
I can’t stop coming back here to watch this over the years. A few times a month. Lol it’s burned in my brain 😂 Brian is one of the funniest ppl of all time
This is how you make pc jokes with slurs in them. Anything can be made into a joke, but it's the timing and the way you go about it. This is hilarious 😂
It also helps that he's half Columbian and gay, so he can easily get away with some of these jokes no problem 😂 (retarded is a different story but it's lighthearted not offensive)
"yeah, i love..peanuts" 😂😂😂
Omg- HOW did she keep a straight face during that sketch 😂😂😂😂😂❤️
I’ve watched this so many times already! I can’t stop!!! It’s too funny!
This showed up in my recommended on Jan 11 2021. I feel I have been robbed of a lot by not having known about this gem sooner
Anywhooo, thanks mister algorithm!
as an english learner, this video reminds me of how kind my native speaker friends can be
The captions are hilarious. Lol
This is still one of my favorite skits EVER. of. All. Time. 😂😂👌🏼👌🏼
More EMILLLLLLLLL
It's like an Australian Cynthia Lee Fontaine, yaasss cucu!
I literally showed this to my parents and my grandparents and they all cried laughing, it's amazing
Can we take a moment to appreciate Emil's good & supportive friend!. I'm Colombian and this is exactly how we talk .
Brian is part Colombian in Real life right?
I love how her reactions are so soft and flawless. I could not act serious at all 🤣
I still often quote "I'nmateachamacabularikaren" to my friend Karen and she doesn't know what it's from.
I've been telling people for 8 years that "I'm just a regular guy" even though I'm a woman, & absolutely nobody acknowledges I've said it. They just look put off & move on 😂
WHY ARE U AND ALL UR FRIENDS SO TALENTED
I pass a Montessori every so often and this video immediately pops into my head
This is just soooooo good, I crack up every single time I watch it! This, and the horoscope one are GOLD.
Please never stop!!
Honestly you are my favourite comedian, I love your dry humour!
mmmmm peanuts
Love, Love, Love this!! More EMIL! I watch this everyday, cause sometimes I forget!
The Colombian Mrs. Malaprop, very funny. Thanks for the upload.
This is wayyyy too good!!
this never gets old
hands down this is one of my favorite videos ive ever seen.
brian. my FAVORITE character i've seen of yours. MY GOODNESS!
"that's CRUNCHY"
lost it.
I miss you and Stephanie doing your skits. Such chemistry
This amazing guy got a role in Will and Grace!! Great job! You are fabulous
I am in absolute tears - literally the funnies thing I've seen in ages. I need to see a blooper reel for this haha.
This is THE BEST VIDEO IVE EVER SEEN IN UA-cam lmaooo... it was kind of weird when I saw it for the first time 'cause I'm not native english speaker lmaooo
*WATCH.*
*WITH.*
*CAPTIONS.*
Watching this video like 5 years after I initially watched it and it's still gold
I can’t get enough of this channel! I found my happy place!
His accent progressively getting worse is the best hahaha
Brian is so bloody funny but Stephanie convey so much with just the slightest facial expression… absolutely brilliant!
Talking is taking a step further on ice with this guy
He is sooo beautiful!!!
Why does this not have a million views. It's brilliant.
Kyle Kittleson it will it wiiiiillll
It's a really beautiful play. :~)
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 oh man this just brightened my whole entire day. BJA is the straight up KING of accents!!!
This is my favorite video of all time
I didn't realize it was on purpose until the Oscar Wilde part
This is goddamn glorious.
it's his eyes for me lol
must have watched this adozen of times now and each time it cracks me up more and more!