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NEWFIE DIRECTIONS by Shaun Majumder

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  • Опубліковано 10 тра 2011
  • a sneak preview of Shaun Majumder's cross-Canada tour...THIS TOUR HAS 22 CITIES.

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  • @5h0rgunn45
    @5h0rgunn45 7 років тому +115

    The best directions somebody told me they heard once was: "Turn left where the barn used to be."

    • @Nimasho2go
      @Nimasho2go 7 років тому +2

      Hahaha! That's great. I can see my grandfather using that one. I'd say the barn used to be a major fixture for years, so the person giving directions just remembered it as a major landmark and didn't realize that the person getting directions wouldn't have known it even existed.

    • @noof8360
      @noof8360 4 роки тому

      Dead

    • @Jan-xe8ln
      @Jan-xe8ln 3 роки тому +4

      lol I get a lot of that and also, "When you get to that red house on the corner, keep goin cause that's not it" or a version of that.

    • @stevea106
      @stevea106 2 роки тому +2

      "Turn right at the old canadian tire"

    • @newf93
      @newf93 2 роки тому +1

      @@Jan-xe8ln This is exactly how my uncle gives directions. He tried to give me directions to his daughter’s house about 5 years ago. I could never find it. Still don’t know where exactly she lives. 😂

  •  8 років тому +131

    as an Irish person, I understood everything... it's crazy how similar our accents are :O

    • @aerialpunk
      @aerialpunk 7 років тому +16

      That's funny, cos whenever someone asks me what a Newfie accent's like, I tell them it's like talking to a drunk, slack-jawed Irishman :P

    • @jamiekelly552
      @jamiekelly552 5 років тому

      Yes by dual minds think alike;)

    • @davidmajor8229
      @davidmajor8229 4 роки тому +1

      Lots of Irish decent here

    • @KitahKat
      @KitahKat 4 роки тому +4

      I always joke that the Newfoundlanders are our diet Irish XD

    • @roblewis3147
      @roblewis3147 3 роки тому +6

      It's very true.
      Because most of us are of Irish decent.
      I was talking to my father one day on the phone in front of these two ladies in Alberta,and I heard one of them say"are they even speaking English or gaielic?" 🤣

  • @pohsideuhn
    @pohsideuhn 12 років тому +28

    My mom is from Newfoundland and I love visiting family there, stories like this about directions to a particular place does result in a half hour long conversation with me ending up in someone's house for tea.

  • @valeriemercer9463
    @valeriemercer9463 10 років тому +36

    And this, my friends, is how my grandfather talks! But I loves him.

  • @jetshull
    @jetshull 10 років тому +95

    I got drunk with a newfie buddy 1 time ....well after the first 2 beers I couldn't understand a word what he was saying, well except 'lord Jesus' .....true story.

    • @_Minecraft_ASMR
      @_Minecraft_ASMR 9 років тому +12

      jay lava lard jesus

    • @jetshull
      @jetshull 9 років тому +1

      I stand corrected!!!!....lol.

    • @Iainandnums
      @Iainandnums 5 років тому +5

      Ask him about the fishery closure and watch shit fly

    • @curbsidecurmie516
      @curbsidecurmie516 5 років тому +1

      Da lard lamp lighten Jaysus me son I tells ya!!!!

    • @williamfinn5650
      @williamfinn5650 Рік тому +1

      I bet he drank more beer than you lol

  • @deresolute1061
    @deresolute1061 7 років тому +14

    "He calls the fire chief, keeps gettin a fuckin' busy signal" Hahahah! Newfie Proud.

  • @capten_pickles4869
    @capten_pickles4869 Рік тому +4

    I ll be a proud newfoundlander till the day I die, love my people ❤️

  • @cinmor7843
    @cinmor7843 4 роки тому +4

    East coasters in general. This reminded me so much of my Cape Bretoner stepdad. I warned my husband before the first time he met my stepdad that he shouldn't ask him any questions but he did - and we loved the stories he told :)

    • @j76harris
      @j76harris Рік тому +1

      To be fair, I've often heard it said that Cape Bretoners are mostly just Newfoundlanders who ran out of money on their way to Toronto. 😂

  • @lynnl6965
    @lynnl6965 6 років тому +5

    One of my favourite comedians and of his routines, this one's my favourite. Newfoundlanders are tough people with a sense of humour - I look forward to vacationing there one day.

  • @ooooohxboy
    @ooooohxboy 11 років тому +10

    the fact that it's true is what makes it so much funnier. haha.

  • @lordvega189
    @lordvega189 10 років тому +35

    I was raised in newfoundland and atm i live here and i can say without a doubt in my mind that about 85% of all people here speak like that :I

  • @ruthlesskumquat2918
    @ruthlesskumquat2918 6 років тому +9

    This is the best version of this joke that you did Shaun cracks me up every time. Me and my sister dies at it every year at xmas

  • @tommybutler4139
    @tommybutler4139 Рік тому +1

    So nice Shawn

  • @mauriciomunozortiz
    @mauriciomunozortiz 10 років тому +4

    FRom El Salvador, my country , thanks very much for the video ! great video !

  • @hatednyc
    @hatednyc 11 років тому +3

    Go Shaun!! Watched him on the Candian documentary the Next Big Thing. It's about the struggles of young Canadian comics and Shaun was the only one to succeed and make it to Hollywood (his big dream). What was cool was that he almost quit. Became so disenchanted with it all but he stayed with it and now he's a TV and Film star. Good For You, Shaun!!

    • @tenshimoon
      @tenshimoon 3 роки тому

      Wow really? I didn't know any of that and he was a part of my childhood! Even got to meet him & get his autograph when him and his co-VJ at the time (he used to be a VJ on YTV in the 90s) came to visit my city. Damn now I wish I knew what happened to the autograph 😅

  • @Mattapooh
    @Mattapooh 12 років тому +19

    This is a weird grab bag of real conversations I've had with real people.

  • @skytard5315
    @skytard5315 10 років тому +25

    This.....This is so accurate. XD

  • @christinefougere
    @christinefougere Рік тому +1

    OMG Newfies are the salt of the earth so funny and natural. I love Newfoundland

  • @beverlyann9929
    @beverlyann9929 3 роки тому +1

    Proud Newfie. Here

  • @kellymacr8980
    @kellymacr8980 13 років тому +5

    i loves being called a "newfie"....makes me smile everytime! :-)

  • @wearegreatppl8323
    @wearegreatppl8323 10 років тому +26

    newfies and their ability to tell stories

    • @jessicagifford2871
      @jessicagifford2871 7 років тому +5

      We're great at tellin stories bhy sure one of me friends from Toronto loves talkin to me she'll ask like "how was your day" or somethin like that and man you can see her face light up because I goes on in details and she smiles from ear to ear. Here's somethin how it went today;
      Like today was a good day cause second period I had a presentation in English or career development (I'm in French immersion so fuckin everything's in French) and it was a nice break, but half of us was answering back in French 😂😂 then me and me friends went to Tims for lunch and we had our iced Capps and coffe and by the fuckin traffic was unreal like Hannah was tryna pull out of the parkin lot for around 10 minutes and we were all pissin ourselves laughing cause she was getting mad and of course we were yelling at her "go now sure!! Lin you coulda went then!!" And when we got back on the school parking lot we were jammin out to the radio and honking at our friends across from us. Then it got bad cause it turns out I can't work at stabarama cause I'm 2 months and 4 days younger than I should be which really pisses me off and of course the manager had to call during class so I was complaining to mudder in the middle of the hall and a teacher looked at me and was a bit confused but man I was so fucking mad because he took his sweet time telling me that I can't work there. But then I remembered I was supposed to babysit after school for my aunt so I was all good again. Until my cousin started being a fuckin prick and decided to make fun of me again so I told en off (again) and I ended up getting so mad I started crying and I swear to Jesus if he looks at me wrong tomorrow I'll give en a good punch in the face. Anyways enough about me, how's you been, bet it ain't 4 degrees out like it is here but bhy the trees are some nice, here luh. *sends pic of trees* man I spose its good here though, there haven't been anything major goin on expect ME NOT BEING ABLE TO WORK NOW LIKE TOOK EN LONG ENOUGH TO TELL ME. HE TOOK ABOUT A WEEK SURE HE COULDA TOLD ME THIS ABOUT TREE (three) DAYS AGO SO I WOULDNT HAVE TOLD SO MANY OF ME FAMILY THAT I GOT A FUCKIN JOB. lol sorry got off topic a bit anywaysss.

    • @anthonyjohnson5311
      @anthonyjohnson5311 5 років тому

      @@jessicagifford2871 Bro you talk like my Grandmother are you a Bay girl cus we dont be talking like that hami

  • @conky7521
    @conky7521 7 років тому +1

    im up nova scotia and everyone on me moms side is irish or is a newfoundlander...fuck bud i love newfoundland its a beautiful place.

  • @christettec3045
    @christettec3045 10 років тому +4

    omg, loves it! just like our family, he is!

  • @XshipwreckedinloveX
    @XshipwreckedinloveX 12 років тому +10

    This is hilariously accurate, Proud to be a newfie (:

  • @Tragis_
    @Tragis_ 6 років тому +5

    This is so good it's so accurate

  • @tommysomerton9915
    @tommysomerton9915 3 роки тому +3

    This is still funnier than most of what's on UA-cam in 2021. See you in 10 years when it comes up in recommendations. 🤣🤣🤣🤣💩

  • @ChrisBlagdonIsABoss
    @ChrisBlagdonIsABoss 9 років тому +23

    The funny thing is, i understood everything.

    • @StxnceWrkz
      @StxnceWrkz 7 років тому +2

      xXOnlineGamerXx I unsterstood cuz I'm a Newfie

    • @junbh2
      @junbh2 4 роки тому

      Why wouldn't you? I'm from Ontario and I find it funny but it's not hard to understand, just funny.

    • @tenshimoon
      @tenshimoon 3 роки тому +1

      @@junbh2 the thing is, he slowed it down for us mainlanders to understand a bit better lol. Newfies naturally speak at least 2x faster than this XD

  • @liftcarry1237
    @liftcarry1237 10 років тому +11

    Now thats fucking comedy baby!

  • @bunnybgood411
    @bunnybgood411 6 років тому +3

    I lived in Saint Johns when I was a tyke of four. I LOVED it. Can't say I remember the accent though. (I was raised in Colorado Springs, CO, USA. )

    • @Countrybananas
      @Countrybananas 5 років тому

      Saint John is in New Brunswick, this is Newfoundland. They're completely different places, though the capital of Newfoundland is St. John's so maybe that's the confusion.

  • @alexisholwell4261
    @alexisholwell4261 7 років тому +7

    Omfg this is so accurate!!

  • @shortnewfiebabe
    @shortnewfiebabe 10 років тому +3

    Yes by das us. Proud to be a Newfie.

  • @darrylpower2305
    @darrylpower2305 10 років тому +4

    Loves it!!

  • @StxnceWrkz
    @StxnceWrkz 8 років тому +7

    This is true cuz I'm a newf

  • @pohsideuhn
    @pohsideuhn 11 років тому +3

    My mom is from Newfoundland, and this is so true it's hilarious.

  • @KrasherJack
    @KrasherJack 9 місяців тому +1

    sooo true...

  • @ehbud8132
    @ehbud8132 8 років тому +1

    I fuckin' loves ya.

  • @NewFoundVids
    @NewFoundVids 10 років тому +1

    Gold.

  • @ChainSawEarle
    @ChainSawEarle 9 років тому +5

  • @Tyronethebone
    @Tyronethebone 3 роки тому +1

    Gifted

  • @mksabourinable
    @mksabourinable 10 років тому +14

    So my Grandmother is from Newfoundland... Now I know where I get my storytelling from..... X) And tendency to swear all the fucking time :D

  • @carolmullins
    @carolmullins 13 років тому +1

    Awesome, would expect nothing less!

  • @briankelly8297
    @briankelly8297 10 років тому +11

    Sounds really like an Irish accent.

    • @TheTreenabobeena
      @TheTreenabobeena 9 років тому +9

      Most Newfoundlanders can trace their ancestry back to Ireland & England's "west country". To a lesser extent, Scotland and France as well, tho most Scots went to Nova Scotia

    • @ruthlesskumquat2918
      @ruthlesskumquat2918 6 років тому +2

      We usually speak so fast that we don't have time to to use the whole word so we like to cut words off and run some together like instead of "what are you doing" we say waddaya at? Or these days we say You at? I call it lazy irish

  • @carolyncorcoran3
    @carolyncorcoran3 7 років тому +4

    Love ya Shaun!!

  • @SteffyP18
    @SteffyP18 4 роки тому +2

    The subtitles for this video are hilarious 🤣

  • @SleepyForestShaman
    @SleepyForestShaman 13 років тому +1

    dis is savage

  • @marcellorisi2885
    @marcellorisi2885 3 роки тому +1

    Shaun. You're beautiful man!

  • @PatrinaStrippedBare
    @PatrinaStrippedBare 11 років тому +3

    This is RIGHT ON! Scary Wha?!

  • @Chronicle077
    @Chronicle077 10 років тому +4

    Hahaha, haven't got a clue! But I'm a proud Newfie

  • @virgoteaxoxo7030
    @virgoteaxoxo7030 6 років тому +5

    I would like to say this is offensive but it’s so accurate to how my dad speaks

  • @jamestremblett1875
    @jamestremblett1875 10 років тому +1

    Word of the day: Verisimilitude.

  • @Charnel.Flames
    @Charnel.Flames 12 років тому +2

    spot on

  • @NationalPartyNLNp
    @NationalPartyNLNp 8 років тому +5

    Did anyone notice Labrador absent from the map?

    • @arricammarques1955
      @arricammarques1955 8 років тому

      +TheNewfoundlandMusic  Those Labrador cartographers missed dat-my-son!

    • @stephenfrancis182
      @stephenfrancis182 6 років тому

      National Party NLN did I notice wha missin?

  • @eldonrobichaud5665
    @eldonrobichaud5665 9 років тому +2

    The best of the best

  • @TheNewfieGamer
    @TheNewfieGamer 7 років тому +3

    soo true

  • @JB-dh4jd
    @JB-dh4jd 7 років тому +17

    fuckin rights by's. funniest ting i've ever seen. buddy got it right on point there. i do believes, he's a true blooded newfie tho. spot on regardless.
    Bishop Falls/Botwood, Newfoundland!

    • @dlass9470
      @dlass9470 7 років тому

      Michael Bernard My Dad is from Bishop's. He's a Sutherland. Small world.

    • @ruthlesskumquat2918
      @ruthlesskumquat2918 6 років тому

      Kelly from da bish here!

  • @Feliciadawn2110
    @Feliciadawn2110 11 років тому +5

    It's funny cause it's true! hahaha god love our province

  • @StxnceWrkz
    @StxnceWrkz 8 років тому +16

    Newfies are da fucking best . This is pretty much all we say lord tunderin', whataya at , lard jesus, yes b'y

  • @rodney12310
    @rodney12310 11 років тому +1

    Funny stuff there Shawn!!!!

  • @mrandell15
    @mrandell15 11 років тому +13

    Oh man relax! Whatever the origin of the word, we made it our own! I'm proud to call myself a Newfie, its what I am. I take no offence at all to it, and I welcome the title. Maybe you should do the same.

    • @lucasgranville6047
      @lucasgranville6047 6 років тому

      Newfie Vapes that’s right bhy I’m a Newfie too

    • @tenshimoon
      @tenshimoon 3 роки тому

      I don't think he meant any harm by it, he was just trying to joke around with people about something many Newfies do lol. I laugh at some jokes about Manitoba/Manitobans because they're either spot on or funny stereotypes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @StaceyAnnaWhateverXx
    @StaceyAnnaWhateverXx 10 років тому +2

    It's kind of sad how true this is about a lot of Newfoundlanders. xD

    • @Kona138
      @Kona138 10 років тому +18

      It's kind of sad that you find that kind of sad,

    • @StaceyAnnaWhateverXx
      @StaceyAnnaWhateverXx 10 років тому +2

      It's kind of sad if you took that statement literally. Lol. It's not literally sad, no. It's the same thing as if I had to say "That was crazy accurate." or something along those lines. It's not literally crazy, it's just an expression.

  • @sharonallison9922
    @sharonallison9922 Рік тому +1

    HILARIOUS INDEED....THANK YOU 😇🙏💖😂😂😂💐

  • @michaelwattie489
    @michaelwattie489 2 роки тому +1

    Friggin brilliant

  • @Doug4130
    @Doug4130 10 років тому

    mint

  • @sharonallison9922
    @sharonallison9922 Місяць тому

    OH JESUS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤

  • @furiousnewf
    @furiousnewf 12 років тому

    @TheGhostScorpion I grew up with the guy, and I can assure you that he is!

  • @Sedalb
    @Sedalb 11 років тому +1

    Ah... baby's first troll

  • @iceeyes4478
    @iceeyes4478 13 років тому +2

    BAHA! Oh it's so true. Oh I love it.

  • @sweetmusicmanNL
    @sweetmusicmanNL 13 років тому

    Brings back some memories. Bod Dawe with the big hill out back. You jumped off and I was too chicken.

  • @i.love.myelf5893
    @i.love.myelf5893 2 роки тому +1

    now unless u lived in Newfoundland 36 years born and raised never moved how re u this good

  • @countsmyth
    @countsmyth 11 років тому

    I know, I'm from Ireland.

  • @MissSmithest2021
    @MissSmithest2021 11 років тому +1

    Dis is crazy funny my son!

  • @SwimmaLbC
    @SwimmaLbC 11 років тому +1

    You're not telling it like it is. You're telling it like it is FOR YOU. He's a famous comedian for a reason.

    • @tenshimoon
      @tenshimoon 3 роки тому +2

      Just for him, even though all the Newfies in the comments all agree about how accurate this is? 🤔

  • @Rulox665
    @Rulox665 11 років тому +1

    that's basically what a newie is by!

  • @TheGhostScorpion
    @TheGhostScorpion 12 років тому +1

    @furiousnewf me misses asked him for an autograph and was stuck up to her

  • @KrasherJack
    @KrasherJack 9 місяців тому

    walking downtown water street one windy wet day and a panhandler asked me for some change, I said I didn't have a dime, byes he says, I got some whats do ya need..😅only in NFLD

  • @ykb946
    @ykb946 5 років тому +3

    Lol that was good!

  • @kiera2867
    @kiera2867 10 років тому

    i love my country

  • @Weedplants420
    @Weedplants420 10 років тому

    Hahah dats what she's like up here by

  • @SleepyForestShaman
    @SleepyForestShaman 13 років тому

    Yes my son, dis is sick.

  • @avakelly5011
    @avakelly5011 2 роки тому

    This could not be more accurate!

  • @lilliz31
    @lilliz31 10 років тому

    This is to funny ..I love this guy

  • @emisonendgame9153
    @emisonendgame9153 6 років тому +2

    ...I wish this wasn't so accurate

  • @jennagilbert443
    @jennagilbert443 6 років тому +1

    Ima Newfie by this is wicked by me nerves

  • @magentarose6
    @magentarose6 11 років тому +1

    That's hilarious!

  • @Zulfburht
    @Zulfburht 8 років тому +1

    Hmm.. Why does this guy sound like me uncle

  • @DarrenMalone253
    @DarrenMalone253 10 років тому +2

    No wonder I like telling stories, and I left NL 1 year old hahaha

  • @stephaniepretty
    @stephaniepretty 10 років тому

    Met him in real life, he hits the nail on the head with the accent lol.

    • @swifty3131
      @swifty3131 9 років тому +6

      I would hope so considering he is a Newfoundlander!

    • @stephaniepretty
      @stephaniepretty 9 років тому +2

      swifty3131 yeah so am I lol but that don't mean someone can be funny and make good jokes about Newfoundland just cuz they live here.

  • @deovalente
    @deovalente 13 років тому

    The video is made even better by turning on the captioning system.

  • @blooloo8707
    @blooloo8707 4 роки тому

    My son !!----Ol man !!!!!------Hilarious !!!

  • @langdon19
    @langdon19 12 років тому

    @Naomilove69 He's a newfie maybe thats why hahaha

  • @wendykara1
    @wendykara1 10 років тому

    LOL

  • @sharonallison9922
    @sharonallison9922 Рік тому +1

    GENTLE JESUS BY'E TAT WAS A MOUTFUL WHAA 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @furiousnewf
    @furiousnewf 12 років тому

    @TheGhostScorpion he might have been having a bad night, it happens! I've always known him to be a good guy

  • @goodgirlgonebad1232
    @goodgirlgonebad1232 11 років тому +2

    fuckin true hahahahahahahaha

  • @countsmyth
    @countsmyth 11 років тому +1

    Newfie sounds half Canadian and half Irish.

  • @blarch2
    @blarch2 2 роки тому

    lol, terlot

  • @christinefougere1444
    @christinefougere1444 8 років тому

    aaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha so typically newfoundland...salt of the earth people

  • @TheGhostScorpion
    @TheGhostScorpion 12 років тому

    shawn is no newfie... stuck up he is. its sad..

  • @shannondawn44
    @shannondawn44 3 роки тому

    Sometimes I wonder if it's just Maritimers , cause Lord Jaysus that sounds like just about everyone I know

  • @TheGhostScorpion
    @TheGhostScorpion 12 років тому

    @kellymacr8980 i do tooo me ducky